a hot dog is

Soup is tea probably more accurate.

I'm just going to refer to anything edible as "food" from now on and not bother being more specific

hot dogs are a Christmas movie are not a sandwich

"Sometimes a hotdog is just a hotdog (by the way, this must be written as one word, as it is a compound noun; "hot dog" describes a dog… that is hot). "

people who think English is German:

Sarah Stroup, Philologist and Professor of Classics, University of Washington
Jesse Sheidlower, Lexicographer, Columbia University; Former Editor-at-Large, The Oxford English Dictionary
Frankie Huang, Consulting Semiotician
J.D. Connor, Associate Professor, Media Studies, School of Cinematic Arts, University of Southern California
Jim Lohmar, Senior Lecturer of Classical Languages, College of Charleston

hot dog describes a sandwich
hotdog describes skiing

I'm on Team 'It's a Weird Sandwich, But Close Enough', in part because if it ain't a sandwich, then it's a freak of nature.

I think in degrees of sandwichness. A hot dog is more of a sandwich that than a chair is a sandwich.

But a BLT is more of a sandwich than a hot dog is.

Please see this story in which a man in New Zealand and a man in Spain Noth placed bread on the ground at the same time. For a brief time, the earth and everything on it was a sandwich.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/a30633840/earth-sandwich/

Last night I was thinking that a definition of "sandwich" might be: some sort of protein wrapped in some sort of carbs, which would make you, dear reader, a sandwich—and I am a sandwich, as well.

This is funny, and this may be an idiotic question, but which part of the human body is a carb now?

mmmm parts of yr liver really and that's about it

You are meat in a skin casing. You are a sausage.

“You’d expect supermarkets around the world to have the exact same kind [of bread],” Naude told The World. “Apparently not.”

What?

this debate is a clear broth