Elon Musk

haa

i am more impressed with the diligence and care that into that wrap job than i have been with cybotruck so-- Exceeds Expectations

Unfortunately for Don Lemon, I don't know if what X has can legally be considered "shows."

xp otoh "cold cuts for a hot planet"

i love to be reminded of global warming when im trying to get a sandwich

what's colder than cold cuts

Funky Cold Medina?

PRIME ROOTS ... catering the climate apocalypse your way

also "prime roots" what i could see it for a vegan place maybe like instead of a cut its a root which is a plant, starting to think the place that dressed their cyber truck up as a sandwich doesnt have the clearest messaging

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its ironic cause people did like musk then he bought twitter and now they dont

Yeah, welcome to social media, Elon.

he was genuinely surprised to get booed at that chappelle show

he thought people loved him when he really just had good pr

cannot imagine how much that level of success fucks with your head, being the third biggest boat dealer in the greater wilmington area absolutely drives people insane

I would probably become a complete monster but I'd like to think I'd at least try to keep a low profile

Most billionaires do! There are something like 750 billionaires in the US, but I can only name a couple, and the fact that they are generally assholes may be why I can name them.

if i was a billionaire i would be the good one :)

i am the good one

were in a billionaire fight now

MMA cage match.

no billionare fights are just sweating in a chair

Mother May I cage match

spreading rumors on nantucket

its ironic cause people did like musk then he bought twitter and now they dont

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 19, 2024 12:20 PM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he's definitely much more disliked now but his real overt villain arc began with the Thai cave rescue thing

does seem to be a thing with rich/famous rightwing people where they just go fully mask off after getting publicly humiliated. like Trump after Obama roasted him, Chappelle after he was told the trans stuff was way more mean than funny, Aaron Rodgers after trying to trick the public about his vaccination status, hell even the Dilbert guy once he was caught sockpuppeting. none of 'em are capable of pulling back either, you just remain a miserable lump of garbage your whole life

Hey, when they're right, they're right, right?

the rodgers one is best to me cause he destroyed his excellent pr by going on podcasts, its somehow funnier if its podcasts, just dont go on there

In the master race, Elon is driving a seriously underpowered vehicle.

its also funny because there were a number of anti vaxx athletes out there including some fellow starting QBs and nobody remembers who any of them were (except Kyrie lol), in fact it's almost an understandable position for them, like I'm in peak physical shape do I really need this? instead Rodgers goes "uhhh yeah I'm immunized" talking about some insane herbal treatment he was doing, got caught lying and just immediately became *this guy*

yeah he couldve even stopped then and salvaged his image but he kept going on podcasts and saying increasingly dumb bad things

he was considered a smart interesting guy, the alt qb, but it turned out he was a total effin idiot, which we found out because of podcasts

hes been on so many podcasts

its also funny because there were a number of anti vaxx athletes out there including some fellow starting QBs and nobody remembers who any of them were (except Kyrie lol), in fact it's almost an understandable position for them, like I'm in peak physical shape do I really need this? instead Rodgers goes "uhhh yeah I'm immunized" talking about some insane herbal treatment he was doing, got caught lying and just immediately became *this guy*

― frogbs, Tuesday, March 19, 2024 1:37 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Kirk Cousins didn't get vaccinated presumably for weirdo Christian reasons and everyone forgot cuz he just kept up his aw shuck routine and just kept saying it's a private medical decision and I respect everyone's rights to make those decisions blah blah blah

im sure a bunch of athletes just kept it secret which is obvs the best choice if you can get away with it, kyrie was only outed cause of a ny workplace rule

It was a bad sign when he wanted to be the jeopardy host.

ha forgot about that

iirc that was during a contract negotiation? like he was trying to scare the Packers into thinking he was just gonna be the next host of Jeopardy instead of playing footback...frogbs correct me if i'm wrong

it was indeed during negotiations but I don't think there was any risk of him actually quitting football. I think he just wanted to do it once. he wasn't terrible at it either

for me the bad sign is when these stories started coming out about him being a diva on the Packers and mysteriously shutting his entire family out of his life and he responded to it all by just saying "oh they're all just jealous haters". outside of Bears fans Rodgers didn't really have haters back then. he sure as hell has 'em now though

feel the signs he was a jerk were always there, that look he has when he's pissed that teammates or coaches have let him down (again), always got a bad vibe.

apparently even the conspiracy nut stuff had leaked out to people in the know but i dont follow football closely so i had no idea just got the aaron rogers is smart and good storyline

xp you can get away with that when you've won a championship and are taking your team to the playoffs every year, but yeah it comes off a lot differently when you're not playing well and even Dan Orvlosky is starting to question why you're just throwing to the same 2 guys over and over.

also its hilarious how thoroughly he trashed his legacy and public perception with this, like whenever he's brought up people now think of the conspiracy wacko first and the football player second. its crazy because he's still in the league and it really wasn't all that long ago he won back to back MVPs. I mean he isn't Joe Flacco or Matt Ryan, he's arguably the best regular season QB ever and now he's just permanently known as "oh this fuckin guy". could've been avoided but I guess the allure of the podcast was just too much for him to handle

yeah an alltimer easy, thrown away for podcasts

It's funny because almost every quarterback is a fucking idiot racist fascist or worse but at least they do it in the traditional stylee

being a celebrity conspiracy guy is funny cause no one wants to listen to conspiracy guys but if youre a celeb they will listen to you but once they hear what you have to say theyll hate it

kyrie, same sitch

He still alive?

yes he hit an amazing buzzer beater the other night