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hoping my mayo hasn't expired.
hoping my mayo hasn't expired.
hoping my mayo hasn't expired.
hoping my mayo hasn't expired.
hoping my mayo hasn't expired.
hoping my mayo hasn't expired.
hoping my mayo hasn't expired.

one can only pray

btw I buy half loaves of bread all the time

and anyway i’d like to know more about this “proportionally sized” sandwich “kit” - does it look anything like… a sandwich?

er, proportionally priced, that is

I left my Kraft Mayo out accidentally but hope that it is full of enough preservatives that I won't die when I eat it again.

Part of the problem for me is that I have frequent visitors who all have their own food needs. I end up with a refrigerator full of stuff that I wouldn't buy for myself.

I love leftovers, but making a typical recipe of a meal for six is burdensome. I don't want to eat the same thing for five more days, I just don't. And reducing the quantities in the recipe to one just makes it a slog

I make my own sourdough bread. It requires a dutch oven (like a Le Creuset). It is fantastic, as good as Tartine's. I slice it up, eat some, and put the remainder into the freezer for later. I can give you all the recipe if you want, but it is long.

Along with the bread I freeze bolognese sauce, rice, homemade chicken broth, soups etc. But there are a lot of recipes that require fresh ingredients that have to be bought in quantity and cannot be saved

In this guy's tiny mind it stands to reason that his imaginary "sandwich kit" would be significantly cheaper than buying a sandwich some other way, because he would be supplying all the labor of assembling the sandwich! ofc, this notion only reflects his profound ignorance, but he's too ignorant to know how ignorant he is.

the blockchain solves this

yeah, just get non-fungible mayo, what's the issue?

I made a BLT in my 3D printer! It tastes like the future.

Realizing that what this person really wants is the BLT equivalent of that “peanut butter and jelly swirled together in a jar” thing.

I would consider a spread made of blended bacon lettuce and tomato and a dab of mayo as a binder

dan s i think what a lot of people are reacting to is the idea that you have to keep eating the same dish for 5 days. you can make other things with the same ingredients. if you can’t think of anything else to do you could just make like a “salad”, an “omelette” a “soup” .. humanity has faced this issue before

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— Melvins @ UCLA 3/3/1993 (FULL SHOW) (@NoChorus) March 19, 2024

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— Melvins @ UCLA 3/3/1993 (FULL SHOW) (@NoChorus) March 20, 2024

omg yes

they've cracked the code

really timely that this popped up right after my meal discussion with coworkers yesterday afternoon. there was much talk of freezing soups, stock, and sauces and how owning a chest freezer is great if you have the space

the coworker whose wife doesn't eat leftovers apparently has insisted that they'd end up with more freezer burned items, as they keep having that issue in their fridge, is WRONG imo. you get freezer burn by regularly opening and closing the freezer and having things that are open but not well-sealed. stuff in a chest freezer is much less likely to have that issue imo

any excuse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGAhWgkKlHI

You can't freeze my BLTs cause you'll get none of these
at ease

George Costanza would solve this dilemma by keeping a platter of sandwiches at the ready by his bedside just in case an appropriately intimate moment should arise

timely post, was just thinking about getting a chest freeze vs upright freezer xp

a chest freezer is an incredibly family friendly food extension device. ours deserves a memorial stone when finally it kicks, but at 21 y/o it hums along.

yeah those things seem to last forever, you could prob pick up a 20 y/o one for nothing and itd keep going another 20

Love how you all engaged with the tweet I posted. Hardly been here all day so catching up now. Thank you ❤️

bought a chest freezer like the one in the video, 90% of which are newly identical, in the first year of the pandemic and just restocked it with essentials and junk (cart full of Trader Joe’s frozen bags and boxes) every so often and it’s not near needing defrosting 3.5 years later

my Costco purchase of many tuna steaks was unnecessary but seems freezer-stable

oops

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Look at Snapchat trucking along there. Worth noting that it's recently been explicitly marketing itself as "not social media," and the ways in which it's not probably do have something to do with why it's not doing as terribly as the platforms that usually get more attention.

funny that the supposedly red hot tiktok is down too

is fb marketplace responsible for their sustained success?

yeah and also weird niche groups - in some ways feels like fb is a reddit clone in that respect

I know the place has been getting slowly worse since Elon bought it but it feels like it's reached an inflection point recently. I was on during last night Bucks/Lakers game and most of the Bucks guys I follow just weren't tweeting and the ones that did either wouldn't get put in my timeline, or they did but wound up out of order. When I first loaded up the site 3 of the first 5 tweets were the exact same one (letting me know there's a new Scooter album out, nice). Every time I clicked a tweet there were multiple replies by pornbots. Nearly all the ads are of this disgusting roided out shirtless man pounding raw eggs. A bunch of the discourse was about whether or not the Baltimore bridge incident was caused by DEI. I uhhh do not think this place is coming back.

yeah if you go on there to search a breaking news story all the result are accounts making "jokes" with gifs or memes or people doing very low quality conspiracy shit, there used to be people who knew what they were talking about giving you the straight dope

coupled with the general collapse of journalism as an industry its not great where is news now

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huge if true

$43 quadrillion is a nice chunk of change

I don’t know about the amount of gold that was brought back but I can confirm that they used 650 planes to load it .#PPN #650planes pic.twitter.com/lQ9HrDpUCZ

— PPN (@PPN1776) March 27, 2024

#650planes

Mansa Musa’s got nothing on the Vatican rescue operation.

interesting how the ai is reproducing lens distortion but it looks weird and wrong

43 million billion dollars were confiscated from the tunnel connecting the Vatican to the island of Maui Hawaii, 1,500 miles long and 15km deep underground. White helmets transported 650 military flights to be stored on a mountain. From this tunnel, thousands of children and… pic.twitter.com/yxGNck9CRg

— PPN (@PPN1776) March 26, 2024

The limited scope of that community note is kind of funny. Like where to start with the rest of it, but at least we can say that the Vatican and Hawaii are pretty far apart.

Oh wait, nm, there are more notes now.

this thing is reminding me of a time when I used to think conspiracy theories were fun. Except that even this has a bunch of maga-ish shit mixed in with it.

a little conspiracy goes a long way

Get this: the last time I was on Maui was for a Catholic wedding, and the last Catholic wedding* I attended was on Maui... #ppn

*should note that one of the bride's aunts was earmarked in the program to perform "Ave Maria" and I thought to myself "oh man, that's a lot of pressure" and sure enough she turned out to be ex-opera and casually belted out a remarkable rendition with a smile on her face while winking at folks.

Loving this exchange over a fart video pic.twitter.com/KjrwoQpZt7

— ❤️‍🔥 (@fclklore) March 27, 2024

Cavefart emptor

Spam bot owners say it's gotten easier to drive traffic since Elon Musk bought Twitter

• Site has less moderation
• Gaming top-ranked replies on bigger accounts
• Using blue checks for amplification
• Made 'a killing' off the 'Netflix and F U C K M E' posts

Tons of… pic.twitter.com/RCGcqJrrFm

— Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) March 28, 2024

"made a killing from Netflix and F U C K M E" should really be the thread title

Netflix and nut

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/who-is-behind-all-the-pussy-in-bio-porn-spam-on-x.html

Behind in bio