Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

"America sucks and everyone is laughing at us"

this is the go-to line that my well-educated, very successful, and in almost every other way very thoughtful, and kind trumpy relations validate their trumpiness. to the extent they bother justifying it to me. my attempts to reason with them, or altly, to shame them, get sad eyerolls.

"America sucks and everyone is laughing at us”.

he's been using that line for a long time, dating back to at least the late 80s. in 2016 i watched a bunch of old videos of him and in the 80s he was obsessed with japan being evil and always said that everyone there was "laughing at us"

Most countries are rolling disasters, I don't think "they're laughing at us" has ever had much juice (even though both parties deploy it as they deem useful).

From that article about Trump's money squeeze, this line is hilarious: "People will stop doing business in New York." I could be wrong because it's not like I know any of them, but I really really do not think that many prominent business people see Trump's legal woes as indicative of anything except the consequences of being a bullshit artist, rapist and insurrectionist.

he was obsessed with japan being evil and always said that everyone there was "laughing at us"

he's been faking having hair for decades, i'm p sure people have always been laughing at him

People have been laughing at us for decades. Mostly because of Adam Sandler.

Obviously America sucks, just look at NYC, where no one wants to live or visit because you run the risk of someone unhinged and crooked Very Unfairly taking your beautiful, perfect building from you.

Any voter who cites "other countries are laughing at us" as their reason to vote for Trump are just using it as a convenient blanket statement expressing their messy, incoherent emotions about the world around them, but the bulk of those emotions are fear, hatred, greed, and confusion because that's the whole basis of Trump's appeal.

you think you're gonna take America away
with your money and your cocaine

It wasn't that long ago that assembled world leaders did, in fact, laugh at him.

the it could happen to anyone part of the "one insider"'s quote from that Post article is killing me

they asked melania if she was going to campaign with her husband all she said was: "Stay tuned"". still waters run...still.

that's literally all she said. i think that's all she has said in public since Trump was actually President.

Melania & Kate up in heaven smoking blunts.

Waiting for when he finally refers to his youngest tallest son as Barack

lol

The tone is getting a little Jack Lemmon-in-Glengarry Glen Ross, honestly.

Donald Trump sent out a frantic fundraising plea centered around the possibility that Trump Tower might be seized as part of the massive New York fraud judgment leveled against him.

The former president's lawyers notified the court that none of 30 underwriting entities they approached would finance the half-billion bond he needs to pay as he appeals the fraud judgment, which means the New York attorney general's office could begin seizing his properties next week if he fails to pay by Monday's deadline.

"KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF TRUMP TOWER!" reads a fundraising email sent to supporters. "Insane radical Democrat AG Letitia James wants to SEIZE my properties in New York. THIS INCLUDES THE ICONIC TRUMP TOWER!"

COVFEFE is for closers

not sure if "donate now to help me keep this giant building" is an effective fundraising strategy

ironic trump tower

Maybe Trump should try to sell some single smokes outside Trump tower to raise some funds or open up an Only Fans site.

How many two dollar donations will it take to save this iconic skyscraper?

xpost - I think it's more the continued grift to his supporters of, "if they can do this to me, they can do it to you too! don't let them seize my property or they'll come for you next". always gotta milk that righteous indignation

Next week the Donald will have to move into Trump Trailer if things don’t work out.

Hoping George Soros buys the iconic tower

I still remember the first time I visited New York, circa 1989, and was struck by just how ugly Trump Tower is. It looks like a giant turd on Fifth Avenue.

Which is what made it all the more surprising when the Trump tower in Chicago didn't look like dogshit. That is it didn't before he had to piss his name all over the side in giant letters.

Hoping George Soros buys the iconic tower

and immediately demolishes it

it's a very sad situation

Letitia James is basically Al Queda--trying to take down this iconic New York tower

Ironically, the laughter was deafening when America first made Trump president. There won't be any laughter if it happens again though.

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Next week the Donald will have to move into Trump Trailer if things don’t work out.

― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Wednesday, March 20, 2024 3:11 PM (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

SNORT

I hope George Soros buys it and renames it Barack Obama Tower.

Some interesting points, pulled from Bluesky discussion:

• The appeal process is going to take years, so not being able to post the bond means he's completely fucked even if he eventually wins. And this isn't the kind of thing a president can pardon himself out of.

• The deadline for team Trump to file an appeal is 8/26–they can get two extensions of 30 days and maybe a bit more, but if the AG is foreclosing and forcing sales, they may want to move this along. Argument will happen before the end of the year and a decision will issue about two months later.

• The start of asset seizure will likely cause a cascading devaluation of his other assets, leaving him with a collapsing house of cards.

• It will take a while to seize the real property. Any existing lien holders will have a chance to get in there first, stake a claim and slow the whole process down. But any known bank accounts can probably be cleaned out within the week if the paperwork is in order.

What was the name of that song?

“You Played Yourself”?

4 years ago the country couldn't buy toilet paper.

Soon he won't be able to

Or maybe he'll be able to trade a few packs of cigarettes for a roll.

Which TP is worth more?
Toilet paper or Trump Properties

President Biden, speaking at a Texas fundraiser: "Just the other day, this defeated looking man came up to me and said: 'Mr. President I need your help. I'm in crushing debt. I'm completely wiped out.' I had to say, 'Donald, I can't help you'."

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 21, 2024

Cold.

Hahahaha

yo is it true donald god sonned by a biden after a campaign beef??????

I love how he (or his speechwriter) flipped the “men come up to me with tears in their eyes, saying sir, sir” goof of recent times into this banger

Keep 'em comin', Joe, bring on the mockery.

Meantime, Engoron has provided more details on what the monitor overseeing the business will be doing and what the obligations from Trump's side are. Fairly dry but I appreciate the stringency.

he told that joke at the gridiron dinner too.

If my sense of how the Trump Organization has operated in the past is even minimally correct, that Engoron court order will eliminate or alter nearly every one of their common "business practices". Donald and his shady deals are going to be put into a strait jacket.

It's notable that the order also indicates any surety bond planning has to go through her too -- IOW, the thing Trump's still trying to work out before Monday.

You love to see it. For those ilxors who continually bewail that Trump has never yet suffered any consequences, this court order should be required reading. Not every legal action against him will succeed as we would like, but the two Carroll defamation judgments and this NY fraud case are bearing delicious fruit.