The limited scope of that community note is kind of funny. Like where to start with the rest of it, but at least we can say that the Vatican and Hawaii are pretty far apart.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 18:54 (one month ago) link
Oh wait, nm, there are more notes now.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 18:55 (one month ago) link
this thing is reminding me of a time when I used to think conspiracy theories were fun. Except that even this has a bunch of maga-ish shit mixed in with it.
― silverfish, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 19:20 (one month ago) link
a little conspiracy goes a long way
― a (waterface), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 19:43 (one month ago) link
Get this: the last time I was on Maui was for a Catholic wedding, and the last Catholic wedding* I attended was on Maui... #ppn
*should note that one of the bride's aunts was earmarked in the program to perform "Ave Maria" and I thought to myself "oh man, that's a lot of pressure" and sure enough she turned out to be ex-opera and casually belted out a remarkable rendition with a smile on her face while winking at folks.
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 19:50 (one month ago) link
Loving this exchange over a fart video pic.twitter.com/KjrwoQpZt7— ❤️🔥 (@fclklore) March 27, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 20:26 (one month ago) link
Cavefart emptor
― Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 21:15 (one month ago) link
Spam bot owners say it's gotten easier to drive traffic since Elon Musk bought Twitter • Site has less moderation• Gaming top-ranked replies on bigger accounts• Using blue checks for amplification • Made 'a killing' off the 'Netflix and F U C K M E' postsTons of… pic.twitter.com/RCGcqJrrFm— Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) March 28, 2024
"made a killing from Netflix and F U C K M E" should really be the thread title
― frogbs, Friday, 29 March 2024 03:22 (one month ago) link
Netflix and nut
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 29 March 2024 04:27 (one month ago) link
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/who-is-behind-all-the-pussy-in-bio-porn-spam-on-x.html
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 29 March 2024 13:10 (one month ago) link
Behind in bio
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 March 2024 13:11 (one month ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/1MhX98f/GJ77k9-Wa-UAAsu-U2.jpg
― bae (sic), Saturday, 30 March 2024 18:41 (one month ago) link
Can't wait to find out
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 4 April 2024 15:38 (one month ago) link
3 posts up
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 4 April 2024 15:58 (one month ago) link
Big Pussy, of course.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 4 April 2024 16:02 (one month ago) link
xp thank you for your service
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 4 April 2024 18:31 (one month ago) link
They added a warning label to my account because I posted #BlockTheBlue too many times lmao. (Also had to pass some new? Aukus verification system to log in, which system has some major bugs. As well as being quite tedious.)
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Saturday, 6 April 2024 03:43 (one month ago) link
Got locked out of my account for 24 hours after saying Jordan Peterson should be run over.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 6 April 2024 07:58 (one month ago) link
Congrats
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 6 April 2024 11:00 (one month ago) link
I felt really unclean a couple weeks back after Roger Stone replied to something I had tweeted. I guess he (or someone working for him) must make a habit of searching his mame on X, because I didn't @ him or whatever.
The best part though is how pathetic his attempt at a retort was. My tweet was commenting on something someone said about how every shitty person in public life who gets caught doing bad things nowadays follows Trump's pattern of doubling down, denying, attacking, etc. I mentioned that we also have Roy Cohn and Roger Stone to thank for people resorting to those strategies... Stone's response to me was some drivel concerning Hunter Biden and his laptop!
― dell (del), Saturday, 6 April 2024 15:27 (one month ago) link
I would have thought he’d have taken your tweet as a compliment.
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 6 April 2024 17:06 (one month ago) link
Seems more than likely it's a bot that searches out Stone's name and almost as likely that it was a bot that replied to you.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 6 April 2024 17:23 (one month ago) link
It’s Roger, he gets bored watching his wife get railed out by a Nixon impersonator or whatever
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 6 April 2024 20:55 (one month ago) link
Lots going on this weekend….join the conversation.— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) April 6, 2024
― bae (sic), Sunday, 7 April 2024 02:26 (one month ago) link
Best paid street team shill ever
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 April 2024 05:58 (one month ago) link
https://nondeterministic.computer/@mjg59/112243296224055274
Lmao
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 22:39 (one month ago) link
spacetwitter dot com
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2024 22:44 (one month ago) link
Wait why would they *want* x.com links to go to twitter.com? Isnt it the other way round?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 02:36 (one month ago) link
twittertwittertwitter.twittertwittertwitter
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 03:12 (one month ago) link
Conversation on the eclipse is as BRIGHT as ever. So far — 1.2 million posts on X totaling 300 million impressions! The conversation is growing 38% every hour!!! pic.twitter.com/62tS3MNDK5— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) April 8, 2024
― bae (sic), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 06:54 (one month ago) link
guys it's really great, there is nothing wrong!
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 07:55 (one month ago) link
> The conversation is growing 38% every hour!!!
reminds me of homer simpson and his pumpkins
"Yeah, that's right, Barney. This year, I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October. And I got a feeling they're gonna peak right around January."
― koogs, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 07:58 (one month ago) link
Is her “CEO” job just being a glorified marketer?
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 13:09 (one month ago) link
seems like its thats her background and of course musk is going to be doing the tech and business stuff
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 13:11 (one month ago) link
The conversation is growing 38% every hour!!!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrSe4vfWAAAbWQT.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 13:39 (one month ago) link
feel like the ceo should have a word with the cto about his team’s inability to write a regular expression that matches the name of the company.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 13:53 (one month ago) link
maybe grok did it
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 14:52 (one month ago) link
i really hate it now, i think it was something about today just everyone lining up so smug with their little clever OJ Simpson jokes that they hoped would get picked up
i wish i could quit this is like brain smoking
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 11 April 2024 19:52 (one month ago) link
switch to bluesky its not as bad but also its not as good so youll use it less
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2024 19:57 (one month ago) link
― Is he an evil man who makes chocolate or is the chocolate itself evil? (stevie), Thursday, 11 April 2024 20:01 (one month ago) link
the only oj tweet that matters
https://i.imgur.com/NTb8L5V.png
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2024 20:31 (one month ago) link
looool
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK6vChjXMAAOjA9?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 April 2024 22:36 (one month ago) link
Bluesky is fine good people are on it and it’s not as much of a time suck
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 11 April 2024 22:41 (one month ago) link
What are their customs there?
― President Keyes, Thursday, 11 April 2024 22:56 (one month ago) link
No video and your favorite Twitter peeps are there but they post a lot less.
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 11 April 2024 23:03 (one month ago) link
Also no direct messages
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 11 April 2024 23:15 (one month ago) link
Does Bluesky promote as much discussion about Twitter/Musk/Tesla as Threads does? The vibe over there is very much "oh yeah, I'm totally over my ex - anyway, did you hear what they did last weekend?"
― peace, man, Friday, 12 April 2024 11:52 (one month ago) link
I mean, I guess you could say that about this thread too, and yet I still have it bookmarked. 🤔
― peace, man, Friday, 12 April 2024 11:54 (one month ago) link
no one can get enough of elon hes just that awful
― lag∞n, Friday, 12 April 2024 12:30 (one month ago) link
Fwiw you can block Twitter screenshots on bsky using this custom labellerhttps://bsky.app/profile/xblock.aendra.devI don’t use this one but it’s cool that bsky’s architecture makes things like this possible.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 April 2024 15:10 (one month ago) link