Twitter C/D

Behind in bio

https://i.ibb.co/1MhX98f/GJ77k9-Wa-UAAsu-U2.jpg

Can't wait to find out

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/who-is-behind-all-the-pussy-in-bio-porn-spam-on-x.html

3 posts up

Can't wait to find out

Big Pussy, of course.

xp thank you for your service

They added a warning label to my account because I posted #BlockTheBlue too many times lmao.

(Also had to pass some new? Aukus verification system to log in, which system has some major bugs. As well as being quite tedious.)

Got locked out of my account for 24 hours after saying Jordan Peterson should be run over.

Congrats

I felt really unclean a couple weeks back after Roger Stone replied to something I had tweeted. I guess he (or someone working for him) must make a habit of searching his mame on X, because I didn't @ him or whatever.

The best part though is how pathetic his attempt at a retort was. My tweet was commenting on something someone said about how every shitty person in public life who gets caught doing bad things nowadays follows Trump's pattern of doubling down, denying, attacking, etc. I mentioned that we also have Roy Cohn and Roger Stone to thank for people resorting to those strategies... Stone's response to me was some drivel concerning Hunter Biden and his laptop!

I would have thought he’d have taken your tweet as a compliment.

Seems more than likely it's a bot that searches out Stone's name and almost as likely that it was a bot that replied to you.

It’s Roger, he gets bored watching his wife get railed out by a Nixon impersonator or whatever

Lots going on this weekend….join the conversation.

— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) April 6, 2024

Best paid street team shill ever

https://nondeterministic.computer/@mjg59/112243296224055274

Lmao

spacetwitter dot com

Wait why would they *want* x.com links to go to twitter.com? Isnt it the other way round?

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Conversation on the eclipse is as BRIGHT as ever. So far — 1.2 million posts on X totaling 300 million impressions! The conversation is growing 38% every hour!!! pic.twitter.com/62tS3MNDK5

— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) April 8, 2024

guys it's really great, there is nothing wrong!

> The conversation is growing 38% every hour!!!

reminds me of homer simpson and his pumpkins

"Yeah, that's right, Barney. This year, I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October. And I got a feeling they're gonna peak right around January."

Is her “CEO” job just being a glorified marketer?

seems like its thats her background and of course musk is going to be doing the tech and business stuff

The conversation is growing 38% every hour!!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrSe4vfWAAAbWQT.jpg

feel like the ceo should have a word with the cto about his team’s inability to write a regular expression that matches the name of the company.

maybe grok did it

i really hate it now, i think it was something about today just everyone lining up so smug with their little clever OJ Simpson jokes that they hoped would get picked up

i wish i could quit this is like brain smoking

switch to bluesky its not as bad but also its not as good so youll use it less

switch to bluesky its not as bad but also its not as good so youll use it less

the only oj tweet that matters

https://i.imgur.com/NTb8L5V.png

looool

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK6vChjXMAAOjA9?format=jpg&name=small

Bluesky is fine good people are on it and it’s not as much of a time suck

What are their customs there?

No video and your favorite Twitter peeps are there but they post a lot less.

Also no direct messages

Does Bluesky promote as much discussion about Twitter/Musk/Tesla as Threads does? The vibe over there is very much "oh yeah, I'm totally over my ex - anyway, did you hear what they did last weekend?"

I mean, I guess you could say that about this thread too, and yet I still have it bookmarked. 🤔

no one can get enough of elon hes just that awful

Fwiw you can block Twitter screenshots on bsky using this custom labeller

https://bsky.app/profile/xblock.aendra.dev

I don’t use this one but it’s cool that bsky’s architecture makes things like this possible.

Does Bluesky promote as much discussion

As far as I know, they haven't actually tried to make money from the app yet, so there's no ads or suggested posts in your feed or etc.

pic.twitter.com/uiA4gnqeVb

— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) April 12, 2024

powerful

and if you pay a nominal monthly fee, you can have your free speech shoved directly at innocent bystanders who will feel the need to take a shower immediately afterward

tbh they always say free speech isn’t free

look the state of Twitter ain't great, it's being slowly taken over by porn bots and really gross ads like this "Liver King" one I keep getting where it's a really gross roided out Macho Man Randy Savage looking dude sticking his head into a slab of raw beef or whatever. I think it's still in better shape than Facebook which I can see has really been taken over by AI generated engagement bait which works really well on the platform because its average user is not online savvy at all

lol I've been seeing Liver King, too

liver king has bled through his soul to bring you the truth, you ingrates

once i saw one about how he hasn't washed his hair or beard in years (bc decadence, or something) but i guess that didn't test well because never again

I mean like none of the apps can possibly be good anymore because the apps industry has determined that the thing that generates the most money is short form vertical video telling people to bet on sports, that's all the internet is for now

eventually TikTok and Fanduel will be one app and there will be no apps after that