Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

and it should be noted are still doing nothing, state level people passing constitutional amendments thats whats up xp self

betting markets and polls shifting slightly to Biden in the last week.

An Emerson College poll of 1,438 registered voters, conducted from April 2 to 3, put Trump at 43 percent against 42 percent for Biden and 8 percent for independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. In a straight head-to-head with all other candidates and undecided voters removed, the Republican challenger had 51 percent of the vote against 49 percent for the Democratic incumbent. However, among very likely voters, Biden is ahead 51 to 49, said Spencer Kimball, executive director of Emerson College Polling.

A YouGov survey, conducted for The Economist, had Trump and Biden tied at 43 percent each with Kennedy Jr. third at 2 percent. This survey of 1,601 registered voters took place between March 30 and April 2.

still way too close

if theres any bright side to the whole fucked situation of roe getting axed its that it might teach dems to talk about abortion as healthcare instead of choice, and maybe healthcare as a right idk

likely as opposed to very likely

I remember this 2021 bill

(1) Abortion services are essential to health care and access to those services is central to people’s ability to participate equally in the economic and social life of the United States. Abortion access allows people who are pregnant to make their own decisions about their pregnancies, their families, and their lives.

this is a weird cycle its a rematch with no meaningful primaries, feels like it hasnt started yet when usually wed be deep in "election season"

if democrats do indeed harvest children's blood & adrenochrome, we need to get Joe on a daily IV

they could at least give him some adderall

The two candidates have both served as President, and have been in public life for 40+ years. Nobody is going to be able to "introduce" themselves at the conventions. The only thing that hasn't happened yet is Trump's veep choice. There may not even be debates.

There may not even be debates.

I would literally rather see each of them cut WWE-style promos directly insulting the other.

I've assumed since 2021 when I knew it'd be a Biden-Trump rematch that we'd have no debates.

Can't top it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU0fx8d2FiY

ha ha I forgot the "Keep yappin' man" with the hand gesture

prob the first time anyone ever told Trump to shut up who wasn't Marla Maples

Biden found the secret sauce how to deal with T: just make wanking gestures

Trump’s attorneys for upcoming NY criminal trial: “Exhibit C reflects the flippant and dismissive approach that Rosenberg took in response to the subpoena.”

DA Bragg: You subpoenaed the wrong Jeremy Rosenberg

($15 = witness travel expenses)(via Frank G. Runyeon, Law360)

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qrllvid7s54k4hnwtqxwetrf/bafkreibft6g2fpjaeupjch6rjhkt4e7zvupaku4lsa2z6kmabifvim7ioi@jpeg

https://bsky.app/profile/joshuajfriedman.com/post/3kpq7dfrgj223

Lmao

Jeremy Rosenburg Landscaping

what a shitshow

holy lol, I am sure Alvin is enjoying this part of things

Hope he bought a 12 pack with the $15

The followup joke is even better:

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(Side note: 'extend,' you say. We all have our spelling fails but Blanche gives me the impression he might not actually know.)

Was looking at the Sharon Jones wiki, noticed this unusual detail re: her death in November '16:

She suffered a stroke while watching the 2016 United States presidential election results and another the following day. Jones remained alert and lucid during the initial period of her hospital stay, claiming that the news of Donald Trump's victory was responsible for her stroke.

you guys is the supreme court gonna let all the jan 6 people go free? they wouldn't would they? reading about that case gave me the jitters. i don't trust those fools.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/04/14/truth-social-investors-faith-trump/

These ppl are unbelievable idiots

https://www.forbes.com/sites/johntobey/2024/04/12/sell-trump-media-stock-djt-nowan-implosion-is-coming/?sh=1b070b8319ef

Inject that directly in my veins.

What a fucking scam - a $58 million loss on $4 million revenue, with millions paid out in executive salaries and bonuses... yet another Trump racket heading for the courts.

oh man they interviewed Maria's sister Robin for this and her comments are priceless at the end. watch it! my sister-in-law on Trump!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/interactive/2024/jury-trump-new-york-hush-money-trial/?itid=hp-top-table-main_p001_f007

i love her

haha this dickhead is in court today

i hate trump. i hope he falls down.

Here’s hoping he at least smacks his head on the table when falling asleep

smack my bitch down

With Clarence Thomas obviously dead and Trump obviously being in the process of shuffling off, maybe today could be like the assassin the heads of the Five Families only w God doing it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLOiC0WWYAEXHOc?format=jpg&name=large

oopsie

uh oh boss is mad

Press pool report: “After the jurors leave the courtroom, [Trump] stares over at DA Alvin Bragg. Then Trump turns his eyes to the press pool. As he exits, he glares at New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman for several seconds as he walks out.” pic.twitter.com/wMQlSlD1Wt

— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) April 15, 2024

Fake Droolz

where is the courtroom artist's rendering of him sleeping

maybe they don't want to have to expand the gag order to cover that person's family

the fact that Bragg is black must just make Trump's skin boil

What if, randomly, one of the prospective jurors was a still-living OJ Simpson

The defense needs to find some of the OJ jurors. They even speak like Trump:

"I've always been very comfortable with my decision and the decision of the 11 other jurors," she said during the interview. "The evidence that was shown that was given to us and we had to consider. And at that point, there was reasonable doubt and it was something that you cannot deny, and that's why the verdict came so quick."

if the hamberder doesn't fit, you must acquit

Thanks to Trump I've had "Frankie Sinatra" by the Avalanches in my head all day. "Frankie me boy you don't know, you have the perfect voice to sing calypso"

this is a self-made billionaire, whose anti-american persecution is worse than communism. tax cuts!

Huh

Robert F Kennedy Jr claims Trump had asked him to be running mate

Robert F Kennedy Jr, the prominent conspiracy theorist and independent presidential candidate, claimed on Monday he had turned down an offer from Donald Trump to be his running mate for the White House.

The assertion followed the launch earlier in the day of a website attacking Kennedy, published by a pro-Trump political action committee called Make America Great Again Inc (Maga Inc).

Accusing Kennedy, 70, of being a “leftist radical”, the vitriolic website attempts to highlight what it says are his extremist liberal positions, including supporting a 70% rate of income tax and pledging he would sign an assault weapons ban.

NY judge Juan Merchan rejects Trump's request to skip attending trial next Thursday to attend Supreme Court hearing on his "presidential immunity" argument

Judge: "Your client is a criminal defendant in New York. He is required to be here. He is not required to be in the Supreme Court. I will see him here next week"