Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

holy lol, I am sure Alvin is enjoying this part of things

Hope he bought a 12 pack with the $15

The followup joke is even better:

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qrllvid7s54k4hnwtqxwetrf/bafkreigahuj5fqjx3iwkghxsfnblnctyccllgwvcigmrku2s33blcphqgq@jpeg

(Side note: 'extend,' you say. We all have our spelling fails but Blanche gives me the impression he might not actually know.)

Was looking at the Sharon Jones wiki, noticed this unusual detail re: her death in November '16:

She suffered a stroke while watching the 2016 United States presidential election results and another the following day. Jones remained alert and lucid during the initial period of her hospital stay, claiming that the news of Donald Trump's victory was responsible for her stroke.

you guys is the supreme court gonna let all the jan 6 people go free? they wouldn't would they? reading about that case gave me the jitters. i don't trust those fools.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/04/14/truth-social-investors-faith-trump/

These ppl are unbelievable idiots

https://www.forbes.com/sites/johntobey/2024/04/12/sell-trump-media-stock-djt-nowan-implosion-is-coming/?sh=1b070b8319ef

Inject that directly in my veins.

What a fucking scam - a $58 million loss on $4 million revenue, with millions paid out in executive salaries and bonuses... yet another Trump racket heading for the courts.

oh man they interviewed Maria's sister Robin for this and her comments are priceless at the end. watch it! my sister-in-law on Trump!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/interactive/2024/jury-trump-new-york-hush-money-trial/?itid=hp-top-table-main_p001_f007

i love her

haha this dickhead is in court today

i hate trump. i hope he falls down.

Here’s hoping he at least smacks his head on the table when falling asleep

smack my bitch down

With Clarence Thomas obviously dead and Trump obviously being in the process of shuffling off, maybe today could be like the assassin the heads of the Five Families only w God doing it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLOiC0WWYAEXHOc?format=jpg&name=large

oopsie

uh oh boss is mad

Press pool report: “After the jurors leave the courtroom, [Trump] stares over at DA Alvin Bragg. Then Trump turns his eyes to the press pool. As he exits, he glares at New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman for several seconds as he walks out.” pic.twitter.com/wMQlSlD1Wt

— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) April 15, 2024

Fake Droolz

where is the courtroom artist's rendering of him sleeping

maybe they don't want to have to expand the gag order to cover that person's family

the fact that Bragg is black must just make Trump's skin boil

What if, randomly, one of the prospective jurors was a still-living OJ Simpson

The defense needs to find some of the OJ jurors. They even speak like Trump:

"I've always been very comfortable with my decision and the decision of the 11 other jurors," she said during the interview. "The evidence that was shown that was given to us and we had to consider. And at that point, there was reasonable doubt and it was something that you cannot deny, and that's why the verdict came so quick."

if the hamberder doesn't fit, you must acquit

Thanks to Trump I've had "Frankie Sinatra" by the Avalanches in my head all day. "Frankie me boy you don't know, you have the perfect voice to sing calypso"

this is a self-made billionaire, whose anti-american persecution is worse than communism. tax cuts!

Huh

Robert F Kennedy Jr claims Trump had asked him to be running mate

Robert F Kennedy Jr, the prominent conspiracy theorist and independent presidential candidate, claimed on Monday he had turned down an offer from Donald Trump to be his running mate for the White House.

The assertion followed the launch earlier in the day of a website attacking Kennedy, published by a pro-Trump political action committee called Make America Great Again Inc (Maga Inc).

Accusing Kennedy, 70, of being a “leftist radical”, the vitriolic website attempts to highlight what it says are his extremist liberal positions, including supporting a 70% rate of income tax and pledging he would sign an assault weapons ban.

NY judge Juan Merchan rejects Trump's request to skip attending trial next Thursday to attend Supreme Court hearing on his "presidential immunity" argument

Judge: "Your client is a criminal defendant in New York. He is required to be here. He is not required to be in the Supreme Court. I will see him here next week"

He could be lying, and he could be telling the truth. Either possibility is viable.

Xpost RFK JR

It would be fun to see both Trump & Kennedy go down on the same plane, but alas it may not happen

real american tax dollars pay for the judge-ship to keep peace and order for not against the mr. trumps of the world. tax cuts!

^^^^ gets it

real american tax dollars pay for the judge-ship to keep peace and order for not against the mr. trumps of the world. tax cuts!

re: RJK and Trump, I have a hard time determining which of these two stupid and insane bozos is lying

It will be interesting to see tomorrow if Trump ups his dosage of uppers in order to stay awake, and starts disassembling furniture in the courtroom.

They can't, obviously, ask prospective jurors how they voted last election or what their political affiliation is. I was thinking of ways you could maybe get around that:

"When you hear someone use 'bigly' in a sentence, do you immediately assume that person's a moron?"

https://i.imgur.com/YwoJ2fp.png

million bucks says he doesn't know what school Barron goes to

He should convey it to his son exactly like that post, verbatim.

his writing style is so relentlessly whiny, it's like he can't write a sentence these days without inserting a minimum of one grievances per five words expended. it's getting beyond self-caricature territory and into the realm of psychosis.

he should keep doing it people love that shit

Seems very unfair, doesn’t it?

also I'm sure once he sees all the coverage and jokes about him falling asleep at the trial he won't shut the fuck up about it, because that's the sort of shit that really bothers him. like he brings up the two-hand water thing and walking down the ramp all the time. also the thing where he thought he was running against Obamna. just one more thing to be really really fucking annoying about

his writing style is so relentlessly whiny, it's like he can't write a sentence these days without inserting a minimum of one grievances per five words expended. it's getting beyond self-caricature territory and into the realm of psychosis.

I wonder how many of his drongo followers on Truth Social even read through to the end of his tedious, paragraph-break-free blocks of whiny text.

if his judges are so corrupt, why doesn't he bribe them?

He can't afford it.

He's improved his comma game.

xps Stevie are you Australian? because I can’t think of a more Aussie term than “drongo”