Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

“I have no doubt it’s going to explode sometime.”

TFW when it's just a Fart...

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“This isn’t just another stock to me. … I feel like it was God Almighty that put it in my lap,” he said. “I’ve just got to hold on and let them do their job. If you go on emotion, you’ll get out of this thing the first time it goes down.”

dont invest based on emotion ok yeah fair instead take stock tips from god wait

Trump to receive bonus worth $1.2bn

WORTH $1.2bn - not actually $1.2bn? It might be that they're just giving him more worthless shares

thats right

dont invest based on emotion ok yeah fair instead take stock tips from god wait

irl lols tyvm

but of course

divinendends

“An Arizona grand jury has indicted 18 allies of Donald Trump for their efforts to subvert the 2020 election — including former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, attorney Rudy Giuliani and former Trump campaign operative Mike Roman.”

Party time!

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/04/24/arizona-election-indictments-giuliani-meadows-trump-00154241

Michigan is doing this too??

https://i.imgur.com/HYv1Nz0.png

who could unindicted co-conspirator 1 be

Nixon’s alive?

If there is a debate, Biden should let Trump prattle on about whatever insane BS and then, when his rebuttal time comes, pause before asking, in the most sincere way, “Donald, who hurt you?”

I love election fraud conspiracy theorists being charged with election fraud conspiracy.

Classic "are we the baddies" moment except probably not for these bozos.

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"unindicted conspirator 1" - don't make him number one, that's the only thing he'll notice

He’s definitely more of a number two

wow! more fake elector indictments, it's like at school when you have so many detentions you have to do double detentions to get the backlog down.

Boy per the NYT, this is something:

Pecker has just given us a very detailed description of Jared Kushner walking him into Trump Tower, and then into Trump’s office, shortly before Trump's inauguration as president. In the office were four noteworthy people: James Comey, Sean Spicer, Reince Priebus and Mike Pompeo. Into that tableau walks Pecker, to be asked about Karen McDougal by the president-elect....Pecker says that in front of Comey, the head of the F.B.I., Trump thanked him for purchasing the stories — and likely committing at least one crime in the process, as Pecker well knew. It's of course not clear what Comey heard. But this is a wild, wild scene we are hearing about.

Plus this:

Seemingly important question here, as prosecutors ask David Pecker whether Trump was concerned about his wife or family finding out about his alleged affairs when he was campaigning for office. Pecker responds no. This suggests that Trump’s worries were electoral, not personal.

put Comey on the stand

Kinda does beg the question!

$245 for a necklace that looks like it came from a grocery store vending machine

Let’s honor and celebrate all mothers with love and gratitude. https://t.co/ESihnAQ8kg pic.twitter.com/Nj3IKfwzG1

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) April 21, 2024

its so weird to see her around people in this video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMitmZxFi10

LOVE
GRATITUDE
&

looooool xpost

LOVE
GRATITUDE
&

I do love both gratitude and ampersands so I'm tempted

I BRING YOU LOVE [montyburns.gif]

you can get it engraved for a low extra price. this thing costs $250!

https://melaniatrump.com/nfts/jewelry-5.jpg

upside: nobody will ever mug you for it.

I really don't care. Do you?

as rare and beautiful as a three-leaf clover

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/5qIAAOSw~15ekyKz/s-l1600.jpg

TEABAG
TEABAG
TEABAG

that quote tho
Also, gratifying to see that Melania uses twitter in preference to Truth Social

well, she wants to sell some baubles & trinkets to have her own mad money

I'd guess the pre-nup contract leans heavily toward Donald keeping at least 95% of his wealth in a divorce, so there's other incentives besides mad money.

Mark my words, Barron is going to rule Russia one day. You'll see.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/en-us/news/2024/04/05/TELEMMGLPICT000372786722_17123413554010_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqvM2WFVaXGCcglIGy6zUqRhNeKlEV1Lgny9BIpfcbMoY.jpeg?imwidth=960

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xpost That's the worst looking Duran Duran tribute band I've ever seen.

"Meet (The Spawn of) El Presidente"

is that from a wax museum?

https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/donald-trump-mad-about-trial-sketch.jpg

What the hell are those photos

Barron Trump towers over guests in rare appearance at Mar-a-Lago

The one on the right is going to commit so many crimes

"Baron Trump and friends" lol yes very normal friends for any 18-year-old. this is what, his bodyguard and his coke-dealing wingmen?

that first picture looks like the eastern european reboot of Entourage.

Lol