Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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xpost That's the worst looking Duran Duran tribute band I've ever seen.

"Meet (The Spawn of) El Presidente"

is that from a wax museum?

https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/donald-trump-mad-about-trial-sketch.jpg

What the hell are those photos

Barron Trump towers over guests in rare appearance at Mar-a-Lago

The one on the right is going to commit so many crimes

"Baron Trump and friends" lol yes very normal friends for any 18-year-old. this is what, his bodyguard and his coke-dealing wingmen?

that first picture looks like the eastern european reboot of Entourage.

Lol

I've just seen a terrible vision of the future. I'm counting the months/years til Trump dies/disappears. Are his spawn just gonna step into his shoes and keep the presidential grift rolling?

they don't have the juice

I hope so.

first pic, fourth guy: "let me get him, boss" - Barron: (pokerface, thinking of painful ways to kill the photographer)

He's definitely inherited his facial expressions from Mom not Dad

Think he refers to his dad as "liddle"?

he has, tbf, previously left his wife for a youngwan

our man really lookin like dogshit

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A dog that ate a lot of carrots

find it kind of sickening that Trump played the "I can't even attend my son's graduation!" line along with "I can't be with Melania for her birthday!" today, like maybe you don't wanna draw attention to the fact that you can't do these things because you cheated on said wife while she was pregnant with said son. I mean maybe he's right that most GOP voters don't care about that stuff at all but still, even for him that's kind of craven. like if there's one thing we know about him it's that he has a famously great relationship with his wife and kids

but... he has a flag on his lapel, doesn't that mean that anyone who would convict this man hates america itself?

Seeing those new pictures of Barron make me wonder if someone in the Trump camp has done any research about what Slavic basketball players were in her vicinity around the period of conception?

i was kinda thinking maybe....

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Lol Barron looks so much like Don to me

Obv Don crossbred with supermodel genes

yeah he looks a lot like donald and melania did, in like the 1980s

Yeah, the apple didn't fall far from the tree. Young Donald Trump wasn't a bad looking guy, he just opted to become willfully grotesque over time for some reason. Or maybe his transformation into a goblin was the cost of doing business with whichever demonic entity gave him the power to be an eternally-sucking hole of consequence-free malfeasance. Who can say.

My guess is that the second photo above was intended to just be Donald with Barron, but DT refused to be photographed next to his much taller son unless he could drag the other fella into frame to make him look less short in comparison.

My guess is that the second photo above was intended to just be Donald with Barron, but DT refused to be photographed next to his much taller son unless he could drag the other fella into frame to make him look less short in comparison.

Whoops

i was surprised he allows barron to stand while photographed with him i imagine that’s a humiliation genes or no genes

bet he literally boasts to Barron that he was taller than that when he was his age but the rigged bone spurs cut him down

"I lost height for the Presidency"

"They're coming for YOUR height next, but they'll have to shorten me first!"

Or maybe his transformation into a goblin was the cost of doing business with whichever demonic entity gave him the power to be an eternally-sucking hole of consequence-free malfeasance.

Now this, THIS is a sentence. Thank you.

Somebody’s getting nervous

“His views on vaccines are FAKE.”

Trump goes after RFK Jr. and his running mate Nicole Shanahan.

He also says he’d rather have Biden win than RFK Jr. pic.twitter.com/pd631zO16f

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) April 27, 2024

It’s gonna be a long year

It feels to me like Trump has lost about a third of his mojo. There's a good chance he's fallen below a threshold to where his stumble bum campaign de-motivates the more marginally-committed GOP voters from voting and Republicans start losing down-ballot races along with the presidency. otoh, I expect this will be the year where very determined reproductive rights voters, who may be unenthusiastic or uniformed on other issues, cast ballots in decisive numbers. And they will shun Republicans like the plague.

bill barr supports trump. says he's the lesser of two evils. just thought you should all know that.

well, yeah.

the polling hasn't really reflected that yet, Trump is still tied nationally and leads in the swing states. of course polls probably aren't too reliable yet if some of them are still showing RFK getting 15% or whatever. fwiw I suspect Trump going crazy over RFK and challenging Biden to debate him on the spot means there's some bad internals happening right now

The expanded character count on Twitter/Truth is going to be his downfall.

also feel like if he actually does get a felony conviction from this trial it will move the needle some. idk how many people are actually following it, which in light of OJ dying seems odd, because surely Donald Trump is the highest profile person to ever be tried criminally in the USA? if he's found guilty I think that actually would move some soft R support. especially knowing more criminal trials are coming. also I think it would means he would spend now until the election whining about how unfair everything is in lieu of talking about actual political issues. like his signature issue is going to be pardoning himself and I just don't think that plays well. meanwhile if he's acquitted it gives creedence to the "witch hunt" narrative and you can bet his entire campaign will be a victory lap. same as when his boy Bill Barr let him off the hook. so yeah even if there are no meaningful penalties for him in all this the conviction is really huge in my view

I saw a headline during jury selection that was like “could you be an unbiased juror in trump’s trial” and I realized I probably could because I haven’t a clue what he’s accused of

Getting on the jury for one fraud trial and thinking you're there for another.

There's a nonzero chance Trump will try to get himself on a jury for a Trump trial.

This VERY CORRUPT compromised "JUDGE" first makes me walk through a TINY DOOR, then won't let me be on a jury of my pee-ers for my OWN TRIAL. Very unfair and sad.

hard to tell in photos given his weird posture issues and decisions (and multiple other issues and decisions) but trump is 6'3" (or anyway was before havana syndrome shrunk him so)

and Barron is much further away

barron is just under 6'7" (differences then amplified by his stoneface slenderman affect)