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"he wanted to watch the football, but his Sky aerial wasn’t transmitting properly."
tbf it was actually Rupert Murdoch who was indirectly responsible for Rod Hull's death, it was one of his employees who did a shoddy Sky installation and that's why the fucker died!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 4 May 2024 10:11 (two weeks ago) link
the one time I had Sky, the installation was abysmal. The dish was hanging off my wall because it had been fixed to the rendered insulation rather than to the house bricks. When a sky employee arrived he said he can't fix the problem because Sky don't supply him with long enough coaching screws to fix to the brick. He said if you just pop down to B+Q and get some 100mm coaching screws then I will come back today and fix it. I said ffs please tell me this is some kind of fucking joke, no he was completely serious.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 4 May 2024 10:35 (two weeks ago) link
Speaking to John Cleese on the latest episode of his Rosebud podcast, Brandreth said: “I killed a man. It was Rod Hull, the emu man.”
Imagining Brandreth saying this like Robert Shaw delivering the "Mr Hooper, that's the USS Indianapolis" line in Jaws
― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Saturday, 4 May 2024 10:48 (two weeks ago) link
Brandreth has always looked to me like a mf with some dark secrets, even seeing him as a kid on TVAM.
― glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 17:47 (one week ago) link
"So, Cliff Richard and I, the Bishop, the Archbishop, and the Rabbi all gathered at a room at London University. Lord Longford welcomed us, and then he distributed filthy magazines and we sat there, the Bishop, the Archbishop, the Rabbi, me, Cliff Richard in a circle with Lord Longford, flicking through these disgusting magazines going, 'Oh, no, oh' no!' (...) anyway, God, this went on for several months."
extremely interesting (I'll never believe that CF is clean, i'm afraid)
― glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 18:31 (one week ago) link
I've got a faint memory of Harry Enfield doing a parody of Brandreth or his type, wearing a knitted jumper with I AM A GIT on the front using the catchphrase "how mildly whimsical". At least it reminded me of him. Can't remember where I saw it.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 19:27 (one week ago) link