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Glad to see everyone disagrees.

dont

Haaaaaaaaaa, came here to post exactly that.

i have no real advice, except, much like in life, this place is what you make of it

which ones are the new ones

Everyone who joined after about March of 2002 is new I think

welcome John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

It would be a cool to see a list of every ilxor sorted by date joined

I wonder if it’s to the point where an early ilxor could veritably pwn a newbie by saying “I’ve been on this site longer than you’ve been alive”

ILX will be 19 years old in summer, so yes. (Signed, Here First Day, Now Get Off My Lawn.)

Awesome

imagine the total statscock

the ilx lawn in 2000 was much greener

more like yawn

my advice just have fun shootin' the shit on the internet

^^

my advice is make sure you're not spending more than 60% of your time complaining about shitty things are, unless you're oscar the grouch

He's more about delighting in how shitty things are though tbf.

Did something happen or is this just griping about the politics threads

Don't post on any threads or the villagers will round on you

Thank u 2 this thread for giving me pause to realize that the fifteenth anniversary of my first post is coming up in a few days, what the fuuuuuck

Run, new posters. Run and don't look back.

oh ppl say that like you wouldn't have just wasted your time on some other dumb shit

I'll have you know that I've very efficiently wasted my time on a broad variety of dumb shit over those fifteen years, thank you very much.

i'm just assuming the "ilx sucks" crew are actually reading the politics threads? in which case my advice is don't even open those threads, talking about politics on the internet is a losing game

'ilx sucks' is practically our secret handshake at this point, c'mon.

I'll have you know that I've very efficiently wasted my time on a broad variety of dumb shit over those fifteen years, thank you very much.

― St. Boniface, patron saint of boner faces (Old Lunch)

i've wasted my time on dumb shit all over the place, this is one of the better places i've gone to waste my time on dumb shit imo

i don't do "ilx sucks" because primus fans beat us to that like thirty years ago

Avoid the Primus threads too.

I wonder if it’s to the point where an early ilxor could veritably pwn a newbie by saying “I’ve been on this site longer than you’ve been alive”

As pwns go, that one's practically invisible to the naked eye.

fp early, fp often, fp nerdstrom poindexter and just generally have a good time

never fp'd anybody, never will

^

come in with an open mind about gaz coombes and hitler

Get down and stay down

-bob marley

duck

is delicious on a cheap frozen pizza