He hates the Iraq war though. And I get the feeling half his stances are just there for comedy anyway. (xp botw)
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
1. BOTW 38 up, 4 down
Bitch Out The Window. This term refers to a rarely seen maneuver in which a male participates in anal intercourse with a female whom is not well liked in front of or near a window. At the conclusion of intercourse, he opens the window and pushes his partner out.
For added fun, a bullseye can be placed on the ground outside the window by which you can judge accuracy, or perhaps even play cricket.
I really don't like Ewebee, someone should give her a BOTW.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
He's not a gung-ho military type. He stands for something beloved of a lot of well-off educated types in the UK: don't get involved with other countries, they're not worth it. Let me own my many cars and my estate and present my TV programme, it's a free nation isn't it?
― Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I gave Ewebee a BOTW, botw.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2007/08/Top-Gear-Returns.jpg
Clarkson stands BOTWeen Hammond and May.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
because of the wangeen
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Ewebee 40
― Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link
red red wang
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00172/audi385_172715a_172974a.jpg
― blueski, Friday, 4 January 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link
He hates the Iraq war though. And I get the feeling half his stances are just there for comedy anyway.
Clarkson is a Europhile* who hates America, just like most of the people who profess to hate him.
*well, he loves France and Iceland for a fact. And maybe Italy, Norway and Denmark. Probably not Spain, but it's difficult to tell past his lol stereotype gags.
― DavidM, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Dear god, the comments on that daily mail page make yer average youtube comment box look almost sensible:
Our local MP is a wimp.
Add my name to the petition. Jeremy for PM! If not PM, then how about representing Leicester?
LOL
While these policies are written in jest, I don't think the government realises it's only a matter of time before Britons are prepared to embrace a leader such as Jeremy Clarkson as an antidote to the mass immigration and ridiculous political correctness of this era.
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blah blah blah this labour government blah blah blah crush the spirit out of every englishman blah blah blah political correctness blah blah blah immigration blah blah blah speed cameras blah WTF is wrong with these people? Oh yeah, they're daily mail readers IE MORONS.
― Pashmina, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:38 (sixteen years ago) link
"If you don't really believe the right-wing bollocks you write for money then you're alright" is one of my favourite arguments ever.
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 5 January 2008 13:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Where is all this "ridiculous political correctness", anyway?
― Pashmina, Saturday, 5 January 2008 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Pash, you're not even allowed to call them Darkies any more.
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 5 January 2008 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I want to know what he says about Modern Art.
― o-ess, Saturday, 5 January 2008 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link
He doesn't know much about art.
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 5 January 2008 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 5 January 2008 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link
-- o-ess, Saturday, January 5, 2008 2:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
really not to hard to guess.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 5 January 2008 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7174760.stm
Is this guy ever out of the fucking papers?
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 7 January 2008 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link
lol whoops
― Just got offed, Monday, 7 January 2008 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link
A disappointingly small amount. And it should have been to the campaign against Climate Change. 6/10 for mischief.
― The Boyler, Monday, 7 January 2008 14:31 (sixteen years ago) link
£500 is probably not much money to JC.
― blueski, Monday, 7 January 2008 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, there goes his political ambitions:
Clarkson, PM (Alternate universe in 2020) "It is with a truly humble heart that I have to apologise for not only losing all the bank details of everyone in the country, but also for posting them on ILE to prove that it does not matter anyway. soz"
― Mark G, Monday, 7 January 2008 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link
A colleague in this office worships Clarkson, i think i may have to kill him before the week is out.
― Ste, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 10:53 (sixteen years ago) link
if i end up learning to drive within the next two years it will totally be his fault.
― blueski, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Dom, what the Number One song would be if Clarkson were PM? (No Status Quo please?)
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:24 (sixteen years ago) link
doesn't clarkson like curved air or something?
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:25 (sixteen years ago) link
He's also got love for the Doobie Brothers
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Now that's what I'm tokin''bout. (Good kinda weed grown with chemicals.)
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:27 (sixteen years ago) link
He was on desert island discs a few years ago (he came across as surprisingly unassholish) the only thing I remember him choosing was something off "Dark Side of the Moon". It was old-school Q-readerish stuff for the most part, maybe there was an ELP track?
― Pashmina, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:28 (sixteen years ago) link
1. 'Your Song' Performer Billy Paul Composer Elton John/Bernie Taupin Publisher DJM Music CD Title Elton John Songbook Track 11 Label Connoisseur Collection Rec No: VSOP CD 192
2. 'Behind Blue Eyes' Performer The Who Composer Pete Townshend Publisher Polydor CD Title Who's Next Track 8 Label Polydor Rec No: 813 651-2
3. 'Night Moves' Performer Bob Seger Composer Bob Seger Publisher Capitol Records CD Title Bob Seger & Silver Bullet Band Greatest Hits Track 2 Label Capitol Rec No: CDEST 2241
4. 'Time' Performer Pink Floyd Composer Mason, Waters, Wright, Gilmour Publisher EMI CD Title Dark Side of the Moon Track 3 Label EMI Rec No: CDEMD 1064
5. 'Get Ready' Performer Temptations Composer Robinson Publisher Motown Records CD Title Music of the Year 1969 Track 10 Label Spectrum Rec No: 545 059-2 6. 'Make Me Smile' (Come Up and See Me) Performer Steve Harley and Cokney Rebel Composer Steve Harley Publisher EMI CD Title Make Me Smile (Come Up and See Me) Track 1 Label EMI Rec No: CD Harley 1
7. 'Heroes' Performer David Bowie Composer Bowie/Bowie ENO Publisher EMI CD Title Heroes Track 3 Label EMI Rec No: CDP 797 7202
8. 'Solsbury Hill' Performer Peter Gabriel Composer Peter Gabriel Publisher Ear Pieces/Hit and Run CD Title Peter Gabriel 1 Track 2 Label Charisma Rec No: PGCD1
Record: Time -Pink Floyd Book: Photograph Album Luxury: Jet ski
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:29 (sixteen years ago) link
lolololololololol
no.6 a solid if unadventurous choice
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link
1. 'Your Song' Performer Billy Paul Composer Elton John/Bernie Taupin
2. 'Behind Blue Eyes' Performer The Who
3. 'Night Moves' Performer Bob Seger
4. 'Time' Performer Pink Floyd
5. 'Get Ready' Performer Temptations
6. 'Make Me Smile' (Come Up and See Me) Performer Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel
7. 'Heroes' Performer David Bowie
8. 'Solsbury Hill' Performer Peter Gabriel
― Pashmina, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link
He was very good on Desert Island Discs. His actual desert island discs notwithstanding.
― DavidM, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link
backlash backlash
― blueski, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link
David Cameron: He doesn't really mean it.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link
David Cameron: He has good timing
― Tom D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link
solsbury hill is a great song
― max, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Not as good as Cameron's premier choice of Ernie, though, or indeed the single that Peter Gabriel wrote for Charlie Drake.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Jezza was obviously trying to use the song titles to get a secret message across to Sue Lawley, the dirty bitch!
― JTS, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ Youtube videos have been circulated on less compelling evidence than this
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link
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Your petition reads:
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to: 'share the job of Prime Minister with Dom Passantino'
y'know, like when Gerard Houllier came in to share the Liverpool manager's job with Roy Evans before Evans was royally removed.
-- the ePetitions team
three weeks ago I wuz booored :/
― Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:55 (sixteen years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41G7C4NXDEL._AA240_.jpg
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:57 (sixteen years ago) link
I woke up out that coma two thousand and one 'Bout the same time Dre dropped "2001" Three years later the album is done Aftermath presents "Nigga Witta Attitude, Volume One" Rap critics politickin, wanna know the outcome "Ready to Die" "Reasonable Doubt" and "Doggystyle" in one I feel like 'Pac after the Snoop Dogg trial was done Dre behind that G series and "All Eyez on Me" I watched the death of a dynasty, so I told Vibe Magazine Workin with Dr. Dre was a (dream) I had visions of makin a classic, then my world turned black like I was starin out of Stevie Wonders glasses It's kinda hard to imagine, like Kanye West comin back from his fatal accident to beatmakin and rappin But, we the future, Whitney Houston told me that And it's gon' take more than a bullet in the heart to hold me back
Russian and this 40 ounce, lettin the ink from my pen bleed Cause Martin Luther King had a (dream) Aaliyah had a (dream) Left Eye had a (dream) So I reached out to Kanye and (I brought you all my dreams) (Cause I love you, I love you, I love you) (I-highhhhhh love you)
I had dreams, of fuckin, a R&B bitch like Mya When I saw that ass on the front of that King Read the article in the magazine, she loved gangsters, loved nasty things So I'm in the glass house havin nasty dreams Good girls never give it up But anything is possible, if 50 fucked Vivica Hurdled life's obstacles, found my way through the maze Then joy turned to pain like Frankie Beverly and Maze Used to dream of bein +Unsigned Hype+, 'til I was crushed by Dave Mays Almost let my pen fall asleep on the page Daydreamin yesterday, dozin off backstage I thought I saw Eazy talkin to Jam Master Jay So I walked over, heard Jam Master say "It's a hard knock life, then you pass away" They say sleep is the cousin of death, so my eyes wide open Cause a dream is kin to your last breath
(chorus)
The dream of Huey Newton that's what I'm livin through The dream of Eric Wright, that's what I'm givin you Who walked through the White House without a business suit Compton had jheri curl drippin on Ronald Reagan's shoes Gave Mike Lem my demo, came here to pay my dues Started off with Whoo Kid, then I start blazin Clue It was all a dream like Big said it'd be Don't sleep on me homey, I bring nightmares to reality Rap phenomenon, defyin the rules of gravity Studied all the classics, start revisin my strategy Cause Marshall Mathers made it, Curtis Jackson made it Head in the clouds, wonderin where the hell Marvin Gaye went How do I say this - I'm livin for my son but I can't figure out, why I'm at my temple with this gun Wake up to a Jesus piece like a catholic nun The war to be a rap legend, has just begun
This song is dedicated to Yetunde Price The sister of Venus and Serena Williams who was slain during a gang shootout in Compton Sunday, September 14th, 2003 - rest in peace
(I brought you all my dreams) (Cause I love you, I love you, I love you) (I-highhhhhh love you)
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:02 (sixteen years ago) link
INSERT GORDON BROWN ZING HERE
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:02 (sixteen years ago) link
'He may know motoring laws inside out, but Jeremy Clarkson clearly has trouble sticking to them. The loudmouth Top Gear host was snapped doing 70mph along the middle lane of a busy motorway while chattering away on his mobile phone....When the Mirror confronted the grumpy star about his dangerous stunt, he denied being in the car. But shown the photo, he spluttered: "Er, that isn't a phone." He then slammed the door of his Oxfordshire mansion and bellowed: "Look, I write a column for another newspaper...I'm not allowed to talk you" -
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 12:47 (sixteen years ago) link
"dangerous stunt" surely a typo?
― Neil S, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 12:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, they meant to write "cunning".
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 14:40 (sixteen years ago) link