I think if we concede a goal like that, Nathan Jones will personally eat the player responsible. The karmic cost: we simply don't score from open play any more
― imago, Saturday, 28 September 2024 12:52 (two months ago) link
Albion back in this ffs come on Wednesday you feebs
― Yuwen Hu's army (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 September 2024 12:57 (two months ago) link
not mentioning a pleasing current scoreline here because I don't want to curse it
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 5 October 2024 15:31 (two months ago) link
look at Brum, a £30m squad and they can't even muster a shot on target.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 5 October 2024 16:01 (two months ago) link
the gaudy arrogance of the club last Tuesday night. Flashing their stadium lights and serenading their undefeated galacticos like it was last game of the season. I knew this was coming.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 5 October 2024 16:04 (two months ago) link
I didn't!
― imago, Saturday, 5 October 2024 16:25 (two months ago) link
God they were hilariously shit though. And to think I thought we'd gone off the rails
― imago, Saturday, 5 October 2024 16:27 (two months ago) link
they were bang average on Tuesday night as well, unfortunately we were still going through a cursed run of pisspoor performances at the time. The funniest moment was the highest paid striker in L1 managing to intercept a goalbound shot and nodding it over the bar. But in the end we still let him through for an easy goal 15 mins later. Useless fuckers.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 5 October 2024 16:35 (two months ago) link
Didn't do so badly today! Table slightly more otm than it was yesterday
― imago, Saturday, 5 October 2024 16:37 (two months ago) link
correction: the 2nd highest paid striker in L1. Stansfield probably has a wardrobe full of gold bullion bars.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 5 October 2024 16:39 (two months ago) link
Couple of them must have gotten nicked given how he went off at the final whistle
― imago, Saturday, 5 October 2024 16:49 (two months ago) link
I'd be absolutely delighted for any club to win this L1 title and would forget all historical grudges, barring the current top 2 - both of which I fucking despise and wish nothing but failure upon them.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 5 October 2024 17:00 (two months ago) link
I'm surprised the Wrexham promotion bump has been so sustained. They've gotta start running out of juice soon. They're our next home opposition, bring it on tbh
― imago, Saturday, 5 October 2024 17:01 (two months ago) link
yeah tbf on them it seems to be more a case of winning momentum rather than thermonuclear transfer splurges. But tbh I've hated them since their Lee Trundle era and the current ownership are despicable.. so fuck them!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 5 October 2024 17:08 (two months ago) link
Wrexham apparently were p bad today
great result for Charlton that, love to see it
― nxd, Saturday, 5 October 2024 17:27 (two months ago) link
Yeah I hope their fans enjoy the ride and I look forward to them going bust. We’ve just scraped consecutive 1-0 wins against poor poor teams (Orient, Cambridge) but I will take the inflated league position all day long.
― Tim, Saturday, 5 October 2024 17:43 (two months ago) link
Dicing with making the trip next month...the game sounds like it's going to be a bit of a grind
― imago, Saturday, 5 October 2024 17:53 (two months ago) link
our first choice colossus gk legend Nichols breaks down in prematch warmup and needs surgery - out for ages. Our no.2 keeper is recovering from an inflamed heart and is currently restricted by protocol for how long he can even train. 3rd choice keeper Chapman steps up - everyone fears the worst. Turns out he's a pretty good allround keeper who isn't only NOT shit but also growing in stature, game by game. Like it when stuff like this happens
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 5 October 2024 18:27 (two months ago) link
Cambridge really circling the L1 drain this time, just one point from nine games. My son is no longer asking to go, he says he wants them to go down to the national league again so he can come and be their star player in 2032 or so and get them promoted to the championship, then get a transfer to Liverpool. But yeah for this season, if you other L1 people want to have an almost guaranteed win away day I would recommend it, good transport links and the computer museum is ten minutes away. Food at the stadium is crap though.
― John Backflip (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 5 October 2024 18:48 (two months ago) link
Bojan Radulovic, our Serbian/Spanish striker was doing an interview the other day. Generally these player interviews are so anodyne, but this lad delivered, bigtime - it was very funny. He said life was hard for him at first because he was living in Huddersfield and that is so crushingly dull because it is such a boring place to live in, with nothing to do there, no fucking hope, a grey hopeless shithole! But now he has acquired a flat in Leeds he feels alive again, thank fuck I got out of that monotone shithole (just slightly paraphrasing), he was basically saying, without realising how much trouble he is in now!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 18 October 2024 20:25 (one month ago) link
lolll
― imago, Friday, 18 October 2024 21:23 (one month ago) link
i mean, serbia
― imago, Friday, 18 October 2024 21:34 (one month ago) link
I think his parental home is in Spain, and he was just missing his supermodel/influencer girlfriend or watev. But I'm old enough to remember that Denis Law lodged in a very average terraced house in industrial Milnsbridge when he was a Town player. In an an era when it when it was a much greyer and grimmer, sootier, an altogether more fucking disgusting place to live!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 18 October 2024 21:51 (one month ago) link
thought thread bump might be for this https://www.charltonafc.com/news/mark-goldbridge-valley-wrexham-clash
― nxd, Saturday, 19 October 2024 04:05 (one month ago) link
the glitz, the glamour
― imago, Saturday, 19 October 2024 07:19 (one month ago) link
Not too proud to offer Tim some congrats for belated supremacy. Decent outfit this season looks like. You will say nothing about our own playing style that I do not already, painfully, know
― imago, Saturday, 9 November 2024 19:33 (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Saturday, 9 November 2024 19:59 (one month ago) link
we beat Tim's lot quite comfortably but I still wouldn't call us a decent outfit, in fact I'd go as far as saying we are often inconsistent and frequently mediocre. We beat Barnsley twice without even getting into 2nd gear and they are above us. This is Wycombe's league to lose! (which kind of cheers me up - cos anyone but Brum)
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 9 November 2024 20:06 (one month ago) link
hoping to pick up the Wycombe boss as the other bookies favourites look awful
― nxd, Saturday, 9 November 2024 20:23 (one month ago) link
hold out for R Martin tbh
― imago, Saturday, 9 November 2024 20:52 (one month ago) link
Inconsistency is the name of the game in L2, we were apparently schooled by Hudds the other week, we’ve had a few games where we’ve really got going and mostly we look tidyish but not-quite-there. Dimitri Mitchell back from injury might make a difference. I wasn’t there today, my friend said “We won a 0-0 there and got 3 points, been on the wrong end of many of those”.
― Tim, Saturday, 9 November 2024 22:16 (one month ago) link
this playing-a-bogus-fixture-against-some-fucking-ManU-U21s in the autoglass trophy is a new indignity for me. I refuse to acknowledge that this is a real fixture win, lose or d. As far as I'm concerned it was a behind closed doors game to improve match fitness and couldn't care less about the result. I will never accept bullshit fixtures like this as legit.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 12 November 2024 19:40 (one month ago) link
REG dive secures massively undeserved penalty equaliser lmao
― imago, Saturday, 23 November 2024 15:36 (two weeks ago) link
followed by a weird red card for our captain
it sounds like your headcase manager is still riling up players to commit gbh!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 15:37 (two weeks ago) link
congrats to the Shrews for such a good result
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 15:38 (two weeks ago) link
for both the pen and the red were from completely unnecessary challenges
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 15:39 (two weeks ago) link
we never get more than a point against 10, often we get nothing. Literally no advantage for us!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 15:41 (two weeks ago) link
was starting to think our injury woes might be over, the starting XI barring Helik on the bench, was for the first time in ages, our strongest. Then Healy and Taylor both limp off sounding by worrying comments form local bbc, looking long term injured ffs
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 16:00 (two weeks ago) link
Leaburn has gone close twice now, should have just equalised then!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 16:34 (two weeks ago) link
so as you can see, we play extremely lovely and effective football
― imago, Saturday, 23 November 2024 17:11 (two weeks ago) link
should have drawn though, our expensive summer striker missed an open goal from 2 yards...again
thank fuck our keeper was awake for that quickly taken free kick at the death, that would have hurt
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 17:43 (two weeks ago) link
i'm taking a sabbatical
― nxd, Thursday, 28 November 2024 11:18 (two weeks ago) link
I'm Frankie Lamps
― imago, Thursday, 28 November 2024 11:25 (two weeks ago) link
Fwanks for the memories
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 28 November 2024 11:30 (two weeks ago) link
frankly my dear, I'll be gone in march
― nxd, Thursday, 28 November 2024 11:32 (two weeks ago) link