The Cunt With The Bell: Resurrection - EFL+ 24/25

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followed by a weird red card for our captain

imago, Saturday, 23 November 2024 15:36 (two months ago) link

it sounds like your headcase manager is still riling up players to commit gbh!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 15:37 (two months ago) link

congrats to the Shrews for such a good result

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 15:38 (two months ago) link

for both the pen and the red were from completely unnecessary challenges

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 15:39 (two months ago) link

we never get more than a point against 10, often we get nothing. Literally no advantage for us!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 15:41 (two months ago) link

was starting to think our injury woes might be over, the starting XI barring Helik on the bench, was for the first time in ages, our strongest. Then Healy and Taylor both limp off sounding by worrying comments form local bbc, looking long term injured ffs

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 16:00 (two months ago) link

Leaburn has gone close twice now, should have just equalised then!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 16:34 (two months ago) link

so as you can see, we play extremely lovely and effective football

imago, Saturday, 23 November 2024 17:11 (two months ago) link

should have drawn though, our expensive summer striker missed an open goal from 2 yards...again

imago, Saturday, 23 November 2024 17:11 (two months ago) link

thank fuck our keeper was awake for that quickly taken free kick at the death, that would have hurt

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 November 2024 17:43 (two months ago) link

i'm taking a sabbatical

nxd, Thursday, 28 November 2024 11:18 (one month ago) link

I'm Frankie Lamps

imago, Thursday, 28 November 2024 11:25 (one month ago) link

Fwanks for the memories

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 28 November 2024 11:30 (one month ago) link

frankly my dear, I'll be gone in march

nxd, Thursday, 28 November 2024 11:32 (one month ago) link

four weeks pass...

There are boos from Plymouth supporters as Wayne Rooney's Pilgrims are are thrashed by Frank Lampard's Coventry City.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 26 December 2024 17:14 (four weeks ago) link

it could be 15-0, Coventry fans are still going to be furious about being called "Frank Lampard's Coventry City"

bad love's all you'll get from me (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 December 2024 17:43 (four weeks ago) link

yup

nxd, Thursday, 26 December 2024 18:44 (four weeks ago) link

Delightful result.

Tim, Thursday, 26 December 2024 22:50 (four weeks ago) link

Should have known without checking that our lots would be level on points lol. Good Boxing Days apiece at least

imago, Thursday, 26 December 2024 23:26 (four weeks ago) link

Poor old Wayne, hopefully his successor can complete the job, ideally wasting a whole lot of money in the process.

Tim, Tuesday, 31 December 2024 10:03 (three weeks ago) link

a very grave case of spiritual-baldness-ultima there, sadly. also his terminal shiteness as a manager was not exposed (like his cosmetically covered up baldness) at other jobs because he had decent assistants.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 31 December 2024 10:44 (three weeks ago) link

absolute scenes at Hull

Zurich is Starmed (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 January 2025 16:54 (two weeks ago) link

Someone called Morley scored an injury time winner against us for Wycombe on New Year’s Day. He then signed for Bolton and scored an injury time winner against us today.

Tim, Saturday, 4 January 2025 17:11 (two weeks ago) link

Does it...taste......better......the second time........

imago, Saturday, 4 January 2025 17:43 (two weeks ago) link

Sorry if this hilarious joke is all over Twitter or whatever

imago, Saturday, 4 January 2025 17:43 (two weeks ago) link

Not enough south Londoner ECFC fans for that joke to occur to anyone I fear.

Tim, Saturday, 4 January 2025 18:00 (two weeks ago) link

All yours then. Sorry

imago, Saturday, 4 January 2025 18:00 (two weeks ago) link


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