that was tony romo attempting a pass
― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Saturday, 22 August 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link
i loved the level of disgust in aikman's voice when they showed the favre "highlight"
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link
also that fucking jumbotron. well done, jerry jones. well done. citizenkaneclapping.gif
brett favre is 3 years younger than aikman and aikman's had like six dozen concussions and i swear you'd think favre had been in the league since aikman was in shortpants (which to be fair was his first two or three seasons in the league)
― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Saturday, 22 August 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Tony Romo looks pretty good so far.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Saturday, 22 August 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link
tony romo seasons are like jj abrams series arcs. always fumbling it at the end.
― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Saturday, 22 August 2009 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Did they give the Fox robot some new moves this year? I don't recognize that one.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link
that's the thing, you're actually certain that favre is older than aikman.
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
god, i want so badly for when romo inevitably fumbles the ball away in the biggest game, for whoever runs that damn jumbotron to play keyboard cat. he'd get fired for doing it -- but god, so worth it, right?
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
keyboard cat hovering, arms raised, as romo comes up with a play in the huddle
― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:49 (fourteen years ago) link
keyboard cat moving to start playing, then stopping and keeping his arms raised as romo calls an audible
LOLOL
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm7uobki920
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link
btw jesus, that jumbotron!!! well played jerry jones, well played. i'm sure al davis is rolling in his grave over being possibly beaten in the 'craziest owner' game...but he has a 'harrassing kiffin forever and for all time' trump card that he will play on you. also i'm sure he'll just put a television set at the 50 yard line of a raiders game just to out crazy you, sir. NEXT MOVE. it is happening...again.
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link
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haha, its embarrassing that you thought of this, but even more embarrassing, that i laughed at it
― fleetwood (max), Saturday, 22 August 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link
the size of the jumbotron makes me think that jerry jones takes it very literally whenever cowboys fans say theres a hole on the roof of the stadium so god can watch
― fleetwood (max), Saturday, 22 August 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link
so he thought "hmm let me make it easier for god"
or did he think, "hmm let me block god from seeing our deviancy"
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link
because he put a million pound jumbotron blocking the god hole. just fyi.
who is commentating this bears/giants game? it is fukkin amateur hour
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 23 August 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link
lmao 'the god hole'
― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Sunday, 23 August 2009 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link
there's no quit in peyton hillis.
― iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Sunday, 23 August 2009 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Dirty Sanchez last night
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
I picked him up in fantasy about 4 minutes before game time in anticipation of a good showing. LOL
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
wow @ these broncos fans booing jay cutler.
― horseshoe, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link
not that it's surprising, just that it's kind of awesome? he is going to freak out soon, i feel.
― horseshoe, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
bryan dawkins is a bronco now btw :(
hey guys i have an imitation to do for you guys, who am i??
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link
not an eagles fan fyi
broncos fan?
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link
oh, I see this has already been covered.
KC has fired their Offensive coordinator two weeks before the start of the season.
― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Monday, 31 August 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link
There is a guy on the Falcons named Fudge.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
My congresswoman is named Fudge.
― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Monday, 31 August 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
heres to hoping fudge gets traded to green bay
― fleetwood (max), Monday, 31 August 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY OSI?? ANYONE?
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/giants/2009-08-31-umenyiora-out_N.htm
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 31 August 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Check out what new Raiders defensive end Greg Ellis had to say:
"Guys, you can't stay out all night. Can't expect to come in here and just turn it on," Ellis said. "This isn't high school or college football. This is the best of the best in the NFL. So you've got to do those small things that you maybe didn't have to do in college."
It's pretty bad when Greg Ellis is the classy voice of reason on your roster.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
ADRIAN PETERSON!!!!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
guys, football! FOOTBALL
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
name anything worse than preseason NFL games
i'll wait
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:29 (five years ago) link
spring training
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:38 (five years ago) link
Pro Bowls
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:45 (five years ago) link
no one relatively few players get knocked out for the season in spring training
season ticket holders are not compelled to buy spring training tickets
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:47 (five years ago) link
ilxors with hard ups for football
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:50 (five years ago) link
sub-custos
raise your game, ∞
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:53 (five years ago) link
This is real lyfe mooks not a game
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 25 August 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link