― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― petesmith (plsmith), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link
So far Baja Blast pwns all. Code Red is for sucks.
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link
Doesn't matter. He's temporarily fucked when they release the seventh one.
― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link
Interestingly, I've been told that Mountain Dew was the last of the big brand sodas to make the switch from sugar to HFCS (aka diabetes in a bottle). I did love it back in the day, but, yeah, it's kinda nauseating nowadays.
― M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link
I came upon the original elephant urine version in my childhood, as it was widely available, thought at the time I seem to recall preferring Mello Yello. That is no longer the case.
When I was 22 and in the military, I was ordered to travel from Monterey, CA, to San Angelo, TX, and I did this over a weekend, with the help of a cohort in a separate vehicle and many bottles of Mountain Dew: Code Red. Many times that summer and in the following months I would hear another of my colleagues, an enlistee from Guam, quote a line from "A Few Good Men" in my presence, trying to be funny.
When I was 25 and still in the military, living in a basement apartment in Maryland, I purchased two bottles of Moutain Dew LiveWire and started this thread.
Last weekend, we went to Taco Bell to get lunch in the middle of a road trip to North Carolina, and I acquired a mssive plastic cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast. It hit the spot.
When I was 25 or 26 I discovered the original Mountain Dew Pitch Black in the cafeteria beverage coolers of the J. Edgar Hoover building. Now, almost a year later, I have found the sequel in almost exactly the same place, about 5 rows down and to the left just a bit.
― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link
Saga of sagas! Glad I asked.
― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link
Nonsense! Carry on, sir.
― M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link
(This is mostly true.)
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link
perhaps we should toast with it at the WEDDING
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link
(And yes, if Code Red was the color of Baja Blast I would have much less of a problem with it.)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link
And people here complain about me. Sheesh. But he's actually not too far from truth. I had some last week because some eejit put it in the vending machine slot at work where Wild Cherry Pepsi was supposed to be, and it was, well, icky indeed.
― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE IGNORING ME
I CANNOT MARRY A PERSON WHO HAS DRANK ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link
WHY DON'T YOU GO AND MARRY HIM IF YOU LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW SO MUCH
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link
Glad they added the extra 'e' to HEEE HAW to avoid litigation from the Roy Clark Estate.
― pplains, Saturday, 20 April 2019 23:53 (five years ago) link
KNow what goes good with some Mountain Shoutin'?
https://i.imgur.com/BrXZRuC.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 21 April 2019 04:10 (five years ago) link
Dyin’
― calstars, Sunday, 21 April 2019 07:59 (five years ago) link
incredible
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 21 April 2019 11:31 (five years ago) link
A thread of Eminem as bottles of Mountain Dew pic.twitter.com/B8CtTio5kM— ☥Seymour Guapo🌅 (@MacheteBlak) April 17, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link
$SAM $PEP Boston Beer Partners w PepsiCo for U.S. Launch of New 'HARD MTN DEW' Alcoholic Offering. Adults of legal drinking age will experience the HARD MTN DEW bold flavors & distinctive branding, all w an Alcohol by Volume (ABV) of 5%, perfect for occasions to dial-up the fun pic.twitter.com/pIH1m5wfJv— Hammerstone Markets (@HammerstoneMar3) August 10, 2021
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 13:33 (two years ago) link
That's gotta go against the "no advertising to minors" rule.
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link
this is just four loko isn't it
― criminally negligible (harbl), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 15:32 (two years ago) link
I think the word "icky" was pre-emptively coined for the flavor of Code Red, which could be charitably described as "the aftertaste in a downtrodden prostitute's mouth after eating an entire package of Luden's cough drops in a vain attempt to drown the taste of unwashed cock".― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9. September 2005 13:57 (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
christ
― groovemaaan, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link
'Zero sugar' doesn't sound fun to me... it'll probably have aspartame or something gross like that.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link
Those look excellent
― calstars, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link
Yes buuuuuut have you had this Mountain Dew
https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2021%2F08%2F25%2Fflamin-hot-mtn-dew-2.jpg
https://avirtuouswoman.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-Seven-Seals-of-Revelation.jpg
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 August 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link
I was tempted to wrack my brain in pursuit of the most disgusting mashup of various PepsiCo. products I could think of but I guarantee that PepsiCo. has already beat me to the punch somewhere along the line. I think maybe like a modified Arnold Palmer that's like half lemon Lipton and half ground up Funyuns is the only thing they have yet to try.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 August 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link
hmm, a hot cold drink...could be interesting
― calstars, Friday, 27 August 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link
I'd certainly take Flaming Hot Mountain Drew over Cool Ranch Mountain Dew.
― MarkoP, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link
that little demon lighting the hills on fire is not gonna fly here in the west
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:15 (two years ago) link
missed opportunity in thread title, should be MOUNTAINS DEW
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:19 (two years ago) link
Throw some flamin' hot cheetos in there and call it a boba
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:25 (two years ago) link
A road game my old band came up with driving back from shows was to try to top each other coming up with a more one up ridiculous combination of 3 things out of truck stop/convenience store. Usually a combination of food item, drink and then wild card.
Like I went into the Redimart and got me a Code Red Mt. Dew, a package of Ho Ho's and a bag of Spicy Corn Nuts.
One might reply with - I went into the Love's truck stop and got me a hot pickle in a bag, a pack of Cinnamon Dentyne and a King Cobra Malt Liquor.
Fun for the whole family or doom band roadtrip...
― earlnash, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link
i've preemptively named every mountain dew-based cocktail. please note I've only made like 3 of these combinations pic.twitter.com/GbaGQ8novD— Jack Grimes (@Jackapedia_) September 19, 2022
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 04:18 (one year ago) link
Need tombot to have all the mountain dews cocktails and report back
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 04:22 (one year ago) link
“Deaths Dynamic Grog “DDS going mainstream huh
― calstars, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 05:15 (one year ago) link
I've never made a Mtn Dew based cocktail, but recently tried a Gatorade Gimlet and it was pretty darn good
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link
not sure how it escaped comment, but the so-called Hard Mountain Dew not only has no sugar, it also has zero caffeinea couple of them accurately present a MD-like flavor, the rest totally miss
― mh, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiLfn2bWIAAwitX?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 December 2022 10:32 (one year ago) link
the cursed images thread is leaking (a brown viscous fruitcake-scented fluid)
― abyssalbussy (cat), Friday, 2 December 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqljLj1acAEAxBC.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 03:53 (one year ago) link
ooft
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 08:50 (one year ago) link
Hmmm, what is this. Summertime packaging, making the logo look like a beachball? Maybe it's iced tea-flavored Pepsi? Not my thing, but ...
Wait. Easter's coming up. Nooooooo, it can't --- nooooooo.
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 14:56 (one year ago) link
your post says oh no but your tummy says, actually it says oh no too
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 15:18 (one year ago) link
i shant be trying that one but in my mind it is sickly sweet even moreso than pepsi already is
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 15:52 (one year ago) link
Peeps essence
― calstars, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 16:28 (one year ago) link
I'd rather eat a Pepsi marshmallow than whatever that is.
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 16:28 (one year ago) link
https://i.redd.it/uo5zl5w69mc81.jpg
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 18:16 (one year ago) link
they needed to call this peepsi and i am furious that they did not
― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:33 (one year ago) link
i kinda want to try the fruit cake one
― The field divisions are fastened with felicitations. (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:37 (one year ago) link
dew + rum + citron, top it off with a candied cherry, watch as your pancreas busts out of your gut and tumbles gibbering into the night 🍹
― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:47 (one year ago) link
i like the cut of your jib
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:58 (one year ago) link
-bering pancreas <3
― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 07:06 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncgVwgV4KQw
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 20 July 2023 23:10 (nine months ago) link
That guy’s poor heart
― calstars, Thursday, 20 July 2023 23:43 (nine months ago) link
heroic
i'd be more impressed if he'd smooth-poured the dews so they were still fizzy tho
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 July 2023 00:52 (nine months ago) link