should i grow a beard?

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yay for the beard. mine is a joke at the moment, and may require some grooming.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i have a can of worms right here, but i'm just gonna throw it in the trash.

there, all gone.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:52 (eighteen years ago) link

> i have a can of worms right here

As a beard? What are you, a gorgon?

― Tag (Tag), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Markelby, my encouragement was intended for a BEARD FOR LIFE, not until 'er indoors gets home. She'll get used to it! She's only afraid of the excess masculinity it deontes.

Tag, grow it long and wild.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Anything to stop the Anthony Worrell-Thompson comparisons.

― Tag (Tag), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I am contemplating beard removal. You can have mine if you like.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Shave your head, Tagsworth.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:17 (eighteen years ago) link

AND DESTROY MY LUSTROUS GOLDEN LOCKS??? I will do no such thing!

― Tag (Tag), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:28 (eighteen years ago) link

i already have a week's growth right here. is that cheating?

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:47 (eighteen years ago) link

wow i shaved mine all off

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:19 (eighteen years ago) link

i did eventually grew a beard

but now i go entirely hairless

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link

markelby, grow a MOUSTACHE. they're cool.

(even though mine is now long gone.)

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link

It would take me, based on careful analysis of family patterns, approximately 3.4 years to grow a beard. Unfortunate un-hairy genetic combo to blame.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, Markelby. The Peacock Johnson look is just right for you!

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

it took a surprisingly long time for my beard to grow in to any satisfaction, especially considering what a thicket the rest of my body is

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link

T- six months until my beard comes off. Three years will be enough. I'd shave it now, but it's nice to have a beard in the winter.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I am planning to grow the second annual Beard of Winter.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Mark, we'll be able to make a more informed decision if you draw a beard on with permanent marker so we can see what it would look like.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

There you go:

http://static.flickr.com/30/52420263_19033dd1fe.jpg

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

i want to grow a beard but apparently puberty hasn't yet set in for me at 30. actually its settled on my chest.

― bingo (Chris V), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't bother growing a beard. You'll look like a lego pirate with the hat missing :)

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

that picture is getting a lot of mileage today! (xp)

an ex had a stubbly beard, and now when i see corny indie fuxors in half profile with stubbly beards, i think this is sexy. individuals conditioning our sense of what's sexy, c or d?

― carly (carly), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

i want a zz top beard.

― bingo (Chris V), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

You gonna scalp them Bingo?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.kittenrecords.co.uk/slypics/gkitpiratebeard.jpg

my halloween pirate party is tomorrow. this is the beard i have cultivated. hurrah. how did you other beardies do?

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 28 October 2005 09:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Is that ginger?

I am jess in the first post, not shaved for a week and thus I have a "beard".

― knife (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

How does one trim a beard, and trim it well?

― knife (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

buy a beard trimmer and practice practice practice

alternately, go to a bro salon

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

i am seriously considering growing one again

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I have done a 180 on this subject and think that everyone should go the grizzly adams route.

― So so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

awwww, thanks for picking me as your gold standard.

― F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

im in my 3rd beard month now, looking quite karl marx but the tash is starting to get in my mouth yuck, i need a trimmer for that (i always thought it wuz creepy seeing guys COMB their tash but now I understand why - mine certaintly gets a bit gluey after a drink or eat)

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i guess i win the BEARD OFF, then. since nobody else bothered.

what's my prize?

― g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, 29 October 2005 08:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Some milk. Apparently kittens like it.

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 29 October 2005 09:32 (eighteen years ago) link

i prefer Sailor Moon

― gkit_yo, Saturday, 29 October 2005 12:47 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

beard in full motherfuckin eff-iz-ect

― gear (gear), Thursday, 19 January 2006 04:17 (eighteen years ago) link

still lovin' my beard, now that I learnt how to trim it.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 19 January 2006 04:24 (eighteen years ago) link

speaking of trim, have you scored more since you grew it out? I KNOW I HAVE

― gear (gear), Thursday, 19 January 2006 04:25 (eighteen years ago) link

ummm, I'm married.

but yes

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 19 January 2006 04:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.prosportspictures.com/images/mlb/boston-red-sox/2004/playoffs/04-alcs-gm7-johnny-damon-high-five-sm.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 19 January 2006 04:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.glasgowunderground.com/artists/artistimages/idjstreetella_bw.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 January 2006 04:33 (eighteen years ago) link

friend of mine told me tonight that my 4-days-and-shave routine leaves me looking like yasir arafat. he suggested going for the beard. i'm dubious. i hate shaving, but i also get itchy at the 4-day point.

yasir arafat?

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 19 January 2006 05:00 (eighteen years ago) link

timing! again, i have big beard. i was off sick for a week, so i've been cultivating. i'm currently sporting my biggest beard EVAH.

― the kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 19 January 2006 08:49 (eighteen years ago) link

yasir arafat?

Your friend probably means "yasir arafat, when he was alive".

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 19 January 2006 08:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I love beards, wheres the photo Gear?

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Thursday, 19 January 2006 09:08 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm gonna get a photo of this one before i have to remove it, i guess.

― the kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 19 January 2006 09:58 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.kittenrecords.co.uk/slypics/gkitbeardomg.jpg

scratch scratch!

― the kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 19 January 2006 10:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I am almost certain I am shaving mine off tomorrow.

(Had it for 18 months, the last time it was cut back was about in October)

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 19 January 2006 10:56 (eighteen years ago) link

http://beardcommunity.com/forum/download.php/5,2523/Bronco+QB+Jake+Plummer.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

g-kit you look good with a beard. Matt just trimmed his last night for the first time in ages - it was getting positively rampant.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

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