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Yes, I saw that. Best line in the whole series of "Screenwipe": "The only way you'd recognise a face on "Love Island" would be if you sat near enough your TV that you could see your reflection on the screen"

― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:35 (seventeen years ago) link

quantick's bit about how so-and-so didn't have blue hair slayed me.

― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Indeed! I didn't know he was married to that woman who, errrrrrr, he's married to

― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link

karen kristananeonovitch or something.

― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:39 (seventeen years ago) link

He's not a bad writer, judging by his Keith Richards piece in the last OMM. Even if the entireity of the 'interview' was him shaking Keith's hand and saying hello.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i saw 'russell brand's got issues'. it was unbelievably shit.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 07:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw 'russell brand's got issues'. it was unbelievably shit.
you expected something else?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 07:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i expected 'bbbm' to be shit, but it wasn't.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 07:41 (seventeen years ago) link

'rbgi' was 'bbbm' without the 'bb', ie it lacked 'i'

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:00 (seventeen years ago) link

The influence of Trevor "I may be small faced, but I'm not a rapist" Lock loomed large with some ham-fisted attempts at TMWRNJ-type material (such as General Zod's son).

It was rubbish though.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:03 (seventeen years ago) link

He is basically just:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/kennyeverett_3.jpg

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:04 (seventeen years ago) link

if only

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:13 (seventeen years ago) link

the backlash is on!

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Does that mean he'll be appearing at the next Tory election rally demanding to bomb Russia?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Not Kenny Everett, just Sid Snot

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw him in real life last week going into some awards do (the one where Rod Stewart told him off) and he was the only person to pay more attention to the fans or onlookers than the photographers. So I think he is OK, and I wish him well.

I didn't watch his programme though. Is it repeated?

Rod Stewart was nice to the civillians too, but he kept his distance a bit more than RB.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw some of this last night and it wasn't v funny.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:22 (seventeen years ago) link

or maybe it was, but i don't remember it.

can someone remind me of the good bits?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i didn't catch any :(

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:29 (seventeen years ago) link

what about the bad bits? maybe i'll remember those?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:49 (seventeen years ago) link

There were naked people jiggling their bits about at the end of the show.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:51 (seventeen years ago) link

we were asked to feel sorry for lily allen.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:52 (seventeen years ago) link

She was at that thing too.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I had a dream the other night that Russell Brand was going to be the first Englishman to go to the moon and I had been sent to interview him for a major newspaper. However, I ended up inadvertantly offending his twin 11 year-old sons and the interview was called off.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Sounds like your dream was funnier than the show

― Tad Sneery (Dada), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 12:33 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

unusually sane piece

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

unusually sane

keeps a cat, which for a vegetarian is like Wilberforce keeping a cannibal slave.

― DavidM* (unreal), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I have always heard of this Germaine Greer person but never knew that much about her. I think that piece is grebt and hilarious. It also gives me the unmistakable impression that she quite fancies him.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:32 (seventeen years ago) link

The question is, did she actually marry George Lazenby but has kept quiet about it?

Sounds also like she wants to give Mick Farren a second chance. He's been on ILx you know.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

laughed far too much at him on CBB's BM last night.

― vita susicivus (blueski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:56 (seventeen years ago) link

why still with the guilt?

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

not guilt

― vita susicivus (blueski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

The question is, did she actually marry George Lazenby but has kept quiet about it?

Worried that if people found out she would be murdered in a drive-by shooting like what happened to Diana Rigg, obv.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

And shot by Telly Savalas as well!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

My work colleague upset me by claiming that Diana Rigg is full of herself and a real cow in real life. Can anyone confirm?

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

well, did it make you cry?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Only time I've ever seen Rigg in real life is when she played the lead in Ted Hughes' adaptation of Phedre at the Aldwych. Didn't appear full of herself or of a notably bovine nature.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Who George Lazenby did eventually marry is possibly more unlikely than if he'd hooked up with with GG. (Not Allin). Pam Shriver!

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:10 (seventeen years ago) link

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I do hope that Mick Farren actually gets confused between Germaine Greer and Pam Shriver.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

hes still funny doing big brothers big mouth. everything else he does, i can do without it. he does love himself a bit too much though, i saw his amnesty ad on the london underground and despite the cause, it just smacked of what germaine greer was talking about when he didnt seem to get it was a bit of a joke when he was asked about being too handsome.

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I do hope that Mick Farren actually gets confused between Germaine Greer and Pam Shriver.

And Pam Grier.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

That could hold the key to the whole misunderstanding!

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Russell Brand's Ponderland on Channel 4 has been the funniest thing on TV for a long, long time.

― nate woolls, Friday, 26 October 2007 08:42 (sixteen years ago) link

^ban

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 26 October 2007 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link

In Bed With MeDinner for 15-year-old girls

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 26 October 2007 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link

In Bed With MeDinner ~~for 15-year-old girls~~ with jokes.

― nate woolls, Friday, 26 October 2007 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link

In Bed With MeDinner > all other comedy of the past 20 years.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 26 October 2007 10:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Fuck me, I must've been watching something else then.

― nate woolls, Friday, 26 October 2007 10:09 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s236/mezxspectrum/HarryHillsmallerrordiffusion.gif

― The Wayward Johnny B, Friday, 26 October 2007 10:09 (sixteen years ago) link

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