An Impossible Choice: Kids In the Hall

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everyone I know that's seen it digs it

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I like The Whitest Kids You Know.

I also know people who don't like the Kids in the Hall. The same type of people who'd never spend all day on ILX. Makes you think.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

xxxxpost i took a lot of convincing but im definitely warming up to it. esp the mom/dad/teenager in the kitchen skits. i still cant stand the on stage "hi...Im dave foley..blah blah blah <insert something terribly clever>" skits though.

sunny successor, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

sunny comes around!

andrew m., Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link

oh Foley did some great monologues, though. he's the man with a positive attitude toward menstruation!

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link

also: the bad doctor

impudent harlot, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link

really I'd probably lean toward voting for Bruce (Shame Based Man is definitely in my top 3 comedy albums of all time, been meaning to pick up his other CD), but with all the love for him here I might go with someone else.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

i thought of kenan when I saw the menstruation one

sunny successor, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

btw pp and i have been watching these from the beginning since january. it the first time for me. i can see how you could absolutely love this show if you first saw it in college

sunny successor, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

my favorite solo scott sketch:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RZzzKDytK1o

latebloomer, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I have more friends who look like Bruce. Runner-up would be Mark.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Here's one of 'em:

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/9918/bmcpfe5.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I occasionally see people around that look like Kevin, but frankly, they kinda scare me.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

oh, i love the on-stage sketches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3oDtgBzMJE

"i'm sorry for causing all that cancer."

Jordan, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I'll vote Bruce, but Kevin could take any of them at his best.

"Maybe I'll grow a beard..."

Millsner, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link

"the beard stays, you go!"

omar little, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nYuOurhglz8

omar little, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waV4rZUkcEs

Just... click on the link.

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Beard is superclassic

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link

is there anyone on ilx that doesn't like kids in the hall?

Ned doesn't like it iirc.

Nicole, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link

ban ned.

Jordan, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm not sure why, but this is one of my favorite KITH sketches

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BNgcwdy48M8

n/a, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

life is a pretty sweet fruit

n/a, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

i was looking for the "oh my hip!" one where bruce seduces his mother's elderly friends. i love when dave comes out of the kitchen with a tray of cocktails saying "i found these martinis in the crisper!" kills me every time.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck the bank i work for ... fuck the b-b-b-baaaank

n/a, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link

censored version ;_;

n/a, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link

i can't find the video, but i love the drunk as a crow sketch.

Bruce: Oh, good for you, Stephen, you're drunk, you're stupid, and you're in a hotel, are you happy, Stephen, are you happy?

Kevin: I am sober, fatso!

Bruce: Yeah, Stephen, I'm fat, I'm very fat. Tell me, are you drunk because you're stupid, or are you stupid because you're drunk?

...

Kevin: My minibar is empty- it's so small! [looks at the empty minibar]

Bruce: How'd it get empty, Stephen?

Kevin: I emptied it.

Bruce: Why?

Kevin: Consumption.

Bruce: Well, my minibar is empty as well.

Kevin: Ah-ha! You're drunk! [loses his balance and falls back onto the bed]

Bruce: Yes I am, but I'm not stupid, Stephen. Now listen, all I've got left is the champagne, the playing cards, and the cashew nuts. Now, do you want them?

Kevin: Yes.

Bruce: Alright. I'll send them over, Stephen, but listen, Stephen, for God sakes, don't play cards for money because you're drunk, and don't drink the champagne to celebrate how stupid you are. Eat the cashews and go to bed, and when you wake up, which'll be a half an hour from now, you'll say, "My God, I got drunk and spent eleven dollars on a handful of cashew nuts, boy am I stupid, luckily I'm no longer drunk."

[Kevin snores into the phone - he's fallen asleep with the phone balanced on his face.]

Bruce: You're drunk, you're stupid, and you're asleep on my phone line, what a frightening apparition you are.

Jordan, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

where is the cool dad sketch on youtube? i ACHE for it.

stevie, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

whenever a bargaining situation comes up, i always think, "how about...a dollar."

Jordan, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiWQ38kF8Gc

"can we keep him?!"

Jordan, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

so you're painting a chair, aye?

chaki, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

lol @ scott's belt:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SudyHvtAPMY

Jordan, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link

french ilxors will certainly be voting for comedian extraordinaire kevin mcdonald, le poopie.

andrew m., Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link

this "cool dad" sketch? http://hip.ytmnd.com/

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiWQ38kF8Gc

"can we keep him?!"

-- Jordan, Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:16 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

every time I eat cooked oatmeal, I refer to it as "Mr. Stevenson 2"

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I didn't realize that the "cool dad" sketch was based on the life of James Lileks.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

bellll. bivvv. devooooe.

impudent harlot, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link

syrop

Ai Lien, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

it's between Kevin and Dave for me.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't think I remember a "cool dad" sketch. I remember "HE'S 45."

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link

HE'S HIP. HE'S COOL. HE'S 45.

Jordan, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link

my favorite sketch when i was a teen was for some reason the SOMEONE'S GONNA GET A THOUSAND DOLLARS one

now I love the 'life's a pretty sweet fruit' one... my god. BIG LAUGHS. that bruce.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link

there are so many grwat ones - i could never pick one sketch.
i've never told anyone this - but at the end of their final episode, i cried.
totally fucking serious here.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

the one's with bruno ponce-jones and francesca fiori are like 3 or 4 steps above godhead

latebloomer, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

morbs and alex are both right

stevie, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiGRpm6Tf3I

remy bean, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I saw this movie that Dave wrote and starred in called "The Wrong Guy," on a flight to Toronto. I was kind of drunk, and it was the funniest movie I had ever seen in my life at that moment. Has anyone else seen this? I still quote it to myself, in my mind.

Savannah Smiles, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link

VOODOO PORK

nickalicious, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link

i love the sketches like the 'Sausages' one. they're little mini expressionist movies!

latebloomer, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^ see also spiritualist/old lady delivery service sketch

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link


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