Your favourite misread ILX thread titles!

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How do yoy know if you've had a hip replacement?

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who else thinks David Beckham is just pretending to be blind? (7 new answers, 2 unread)

James Ball (James Ball), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Recommend me some light and breezy, hard to put down boobs

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Your own vacation phobias - Paris, the world, etc.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Sunday, 20 April 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Have you ever been blown by a subway/street musician?

Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, have you?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not Daniel Cartier, that's for sure. Maybe Thoth, I don't know, the early 80s are such a blur for me.

Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Panties after clubs, good or bad?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 2 May 2003 05:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

I keep reading "The Disco Stu Essay".

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 23:40 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
"Help me cook children"

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 22 June 2003 02:51 (twenty years ago) link

haha, this just happened with: "Would anyone admit to seeing Bruce Almighty and licking it?"

oops (Oops), Sunday, 22 June 2003 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

"let's talk about breasts" it should have been 'berets'

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Sunday, 22 June 2003 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...
from ILM

"Missy - Putin In Your Mouth"

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 13 July 2003 10:42 (twenty years ago) link

Ally, why are you punishing Chicago?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 15:04 (twenty years ago) link

"Finally, A Job Interview!"

(it was the name of the interviewee, in the thread title, that really caught me off guard)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:19 (twenty years ago) link

??? don't see what you thought it said. Unless it was Find Ally, A Job Interview!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:26 (twenty years ago) link

Andrew -- it was the Job from the Bible that i tought of first, for some reason!

(=> "woah, the omnipotent ilx", etcetc)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

HOW MANY DICKS DOES IT TAKE?

oops (Oops), Sunday, 20 July 2003 06:03 (twenty years ago) link

"Mug your father tonight"

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:16 (twenty years ago) link

(ile)

"Bend Over And Open Up For The States Cock!!!"

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
london buses: best route for terrorists?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 08:13 (twenty years ago) link

i'm sick of elegance

Herbstmute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

Penis attack C/D?

oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 September 2003 05:35 (twenty years ago) link

"question about pornography and copyrights"

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 11 September 2003 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Killing your music alphabetically - C/D?

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 15:12 (twenty years ago) link

"Sometimes I like to imagine that ILE is just a good forum"

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 13:08 (twenty years ago) link

Oh. You mean that's NOT what the thread reads? Damn.

kate (kate), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 13:13 (twenty years ago) link

ha! i thought that too. i was truly confused by the link to all of the food threads at first.

Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

"Mug your father tonight"

Awww, don't want to do that! Unless your father was a heartless bastard, in which case, heck, do more than mug, honey child! ;)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 16 October 2003 04:52 (twenty years ago) link

I read "Jet Lag Solutions" as "Jet Li Solutions"

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 16 October 2003 06:39 (twenty years ago) link

How many ILE posters are tramps?

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 17 October 2003 21:31 (twenty years ago) link

who here actually likes music?

man, Sunday, 19 October 2003 00:08 (twenty years ago) link

"Californians-I am getting ready to fuck you"

adaml (adaml), Sunday, 19 October 2003 00:10 (twenty years ago) link

"I can't believe that Eminem died last night"

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 20 October 2003 22:51 (twenty years ago) link

"Suggest me some knickers movies to get me out of this depressive stupor."

adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:53 (twenty years ago) link

ILX Doodies

man, Monday, 3 November 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

i got (american) election 2003

Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 01:13 (twenty years ago) link

Which is to say, "i got (american) erection 2003"

Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 01:13 (twenty years ago) link

Your favourite misread ILX thread titties!

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

(In blind taste tests nationwide ...)

... ILX Crushes version X!!!

brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

"I got (american) erection 2003"

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:50 (twenty years ago) link

Ballsy Hotpants, Batman!!!

brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 04:17 (twenty years ago) link

Internet Hardman requires new moniker
Instant Hardon requires new mocker

Skottie, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

I kept reading it as Hotpants Batman too - which is why I am here. In this thread.

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:58 (twenty years ago) link

i was just wondering why every post made lately is at 12bpm

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:14 (twenty years ago) link

"What's the deal with Americans and catastrophes?"

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

"Taking Sides: Pasties vs. Pastiches"

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

Pasties vs. Pastis
(When in Paris ...)

brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:49 (twenty years ago) link


Chris Guest's Treatment of metrosexuals in his Mockumentaries - C/D (12 new answers)

Skottie, Friday, 7 November 2003 07:59 (twenty years ago) link

lee-shaving

(!!!)

L(E^24) (Leee), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link


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