Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

A-GA-HOOS-HOOS-HOOS
PUSH PINEAPPLE DRIVE THE STEEN

Shut up already, damn!
Tell me who in this HOOS know about the quake?
(We do)
I mean really, really
If you know how 2 rock say 'yeah' (yeah)
If U know how 2 party say 'oh yeah' (oh yeah)
But if U ain't hip 2 the rare HOOS quake:
Shut up already, damn!

HOOStination unknown
As we pull in for some HOOS
Freshly pasted HOOSter reveals a smile from the past
Elephants and acrobats
STEENDRIVERS snakes monkey
Pele speaks "righteous"
Sister STEEN says "funky"
HOOS bizarre
HOOS bizarre, HOOS bizarre!

Bad HOOS on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step.

The HOOS is out
All over town
That you've been STEEN
out DRIVING round

Are you ready, STEEN? Andy? Mick? All right fellas, let's HOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

He thinks HE's the HOOSsionate one!

DRIVIN' down the STEEN, smokin' indo, sippin' on gin and HOOS

Our HOOS
In the middle of our STEEN

STEENAGE HOOSLAND
IT'S ONLY STEENAGE HOOSLAND

HOOS the mystery girls?

Looks like another HOOS TKO

And if a ten ton HOOS
Kills the both of us

My name is HOOS
I'm an old STEENDRIVER

Being the lyrics of "A Quick One While HOOS Away"

now I'm hearing the "you are forgiven" part as "you are steendriven"

Down a winding road just STEENDRIVING
Down a winding road with the retards screaming

Oh, take me to the HOOS

The man said "Keep your HOOS and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a
STEENDRIVER, just like his old man.

Heaven needed another good meme.

We just want to give it a proper send-off, you understand...

Everywhere I hear the sound of marching, charging feet, boy
cause summers here and the time is right for driving in the steen, boy
But what can a poor boy hoos
Except to sing for a rock n roll band
cause in sleepy London town
Theres just no place for a Steendriving man
Hoos!

Who Is Steen (And What Is He To HOOS)?

HOOS got the flave? Abe's got the flave.

He's gone
You've lost
Stay behind
and count the cost
You try
You lose
You don't fall in love by chance
You HOOS

Like HOOS' dad you know that HOOS had
STEENDRIVER nitrate in mind
Oh in your council home HOOS jumped on your bones
now you're taking it time after time

oh it turns you on, on, on, now HOOS has gone
oh what turns you on, on, on, now your STEENDRIVER's gone?

Well HOOS said he'd show you his bed
and the delights of his chemical smile
so in your broken home HOOS broke all your bones
now you're taking it time after time

oh it turns you on, on, on, now HOOS has gone
oh what turns you on, on, on, now your STEENDRIVER's gone?

what does it take to turn you on, on
now HOOS has gone?
now you're over 21?
now your STEENDRIVER's gone?
STEENDRIVER, HOOS the STEENDRIVER, the STEENDRIVER [etc.]

otm

Confronted by this latest HOOStrocity
Steendriven to tears
Steendriven to tears

HOOSbeat
It's a lovebeat
And a lovebeat
Is a steendrivation

Hold your HOOS together
With Rotosound string!

The HOOS Sell Out

Maybe we can get Petra Haden to sing it.

Hey Steendriver
why ya drinkin' the wine at Shakey's

'Cause I'm the one who taught you how
To HOOS the Steen you're driving now

How can you just leave me standing
Alone in a world that's so cold?
Maybe I'm much too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father, twofold
Maybe I'm just like my mother
She's never satisfied
Why do we scream at each other?
HOOS is what it sounds like
When steens drive

I drive on the steen
Like a HOOS machive

it's getting HOOS in here
so take of all your steen.

sub custHOOS

They HOOSin'!

I made you look
You a steen to a page in my rhyme book

nice.

I'm gonna fight 'em off
A steendriven army couldn't HOOS me back

Girl I'm a HOOS
You must have me confused
With some other guy
The tables have turned
Now it's your turn
To drive

Drive me a steeeen
Drive me a steeeen
Drive me a steeeen
Drive me a steeeen

yo, we at hoos
we at hoos with terrorism, racism, but most of all
we at hoos with our steens

I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight
get steenage kicks right through the night

Born In The HOOS A

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<i>Please Mommy!</i>

hoos is a feeling

-- and what, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:32 (3 days ago) Link

hoos music all, night, long

-- blunt, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:11 (3 days ago) Link

hoos your body, hoos your body

-- deej, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:13 (3 days ago) Link

The Hoos That Steendriver Built

-- Tim F, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:14 (3 days ago) Link

You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference to our HOOS.
And this is fresh.

-- deej, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:20 (3 days ago) Link

Come on guys, stop being such jerks. let there be hoos

-- Ronan, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:20 (3 days ago) Link

Girl I'll Hoos you!

-- Tuomas, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:25 (3 days ago) Link

You're in my HOOS nowwww

-- deej, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:26 (3 days ago) Link

great work everybody.

-- gr8080, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:27 (3 days ago) Link

hoo-oo-hoo-oo-hoo-oo-hoo-oos nation

-- blueski, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:07

I'm HOOS-broken, without your love
I'm HOOS-broken, yes I've had enough
I'm HOOS-broken, I don't know what to steen
I've never driven this way

when i saw lcd soundsystem james murphy kept going

DAFT PUNK is playing at MAH HOOS
at mah hoos

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