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"iko"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

OK, I know this is weird but *the guy* was there at a gig in Mono, Glasgow, tonight. Photo evidence is sketchy because of cameraphone and embarrassment, but it WAS HIM.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/albaalba/ilx/theguy.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/albaalba/ilx/theguy2.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 13 April 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

He's just stalking you. Pay it no mind.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 April 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

holy shit, good looking out, N

― RoxyMuzakï¿½ (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 April 2006 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

That P.A. and large transom window totally remind me of the King of Prussia Hooters.

― dave vire think (dave225.3), Friday, 14 April 2006 10:55 (eighteen years ago) link

hahah which girl's boobs are those in pleasant plain's pic upthread? that is So so so not gonna happen.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG Ally spotted *the guy*. And AaronK OTM, PP's picture is classix for a 'So not gonna happen' revival.

Best thread ever btw.

― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:25 (eighteen years ago) link

You are joking. I saw him at a gig in Canterbury last week and begged a friend to let me use his camera phone for a moment. I got a photo, but I don't think it came out so well. I'll get him to send it to me later. Honestly, it was the same guy.

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Ally=Alba obviously.

xpost Then it must be an ILM-poster then, who just happened to never cross over to this side.

― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:28 (eighteen years ago) link

That P.A. and large transom window totally remind me of the King of Prussia Hooters.

omg wtf otm

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

i can honestly say i never expected to see the phrase "king of prussia hooters" on ilx. unless i wrote it.

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

T/S: "BY THE KING OF PRUSSIA'S HOOTERS!!!!" vs. "BY ZEUS' BEARD!!!!"

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I can't believe A) I never saw this thread before, and B) nobody anywhere ever mentioned the possibility that "Wayne" might have been the over 21 person who bought all the beer.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

nah - what's his face's parents bought the beer.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

aaah... sweet memories... might be my favorite thread ever.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/4395/earlymz7.jpg

Gonna happen?

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

esp if the middle girl accidentally spill her drink over her crotch

did you google for "teenage threesome" and find this photo?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Diehls-Party/yeah.sized.jpg

Dude is totally on SLSK over there.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

Revive! Just cos it's the greatest thread ever! I spent 2 hours with this!

― paulhw (paulhw), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

you spent 2 hours trying to make it happen?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:10 (seventeen years ago) link

What, you do it in 5 minutes?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link

you don't?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Nah looks lile musicmatch

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Diehls-Party/andy_diehlslaptop.sized.jpg

― Baaderonixx in the year of the locusts (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:40 (seventeen years ago) link

My fave after the original

ihttp://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/Diehls-Party/bed_buddies

― Baaderonixx in the year of the locusts (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:42 (seventeen years ago) link

After reading this entire thread I have went from having a big crush on ILE to falling madly in love.

Too bad I was only over on ILM back in January.

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link

aaaah... this was such a great thread... sweet memories... any news from diehl anyway ? still in irak ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Thursday, 28 September 2006 10:26 (seventeen years ago) link

A NEW PICTURE FROM THE SAME NIGHT!?!

http://myspace-820.vo.llnwd.net/00077/02/81/77011820_l.jpg

in this guy's myspace photos - the one labeled "elephant walk". notice the comment below the picture.... An Extra Nail For Your Coffin referring to the now infamous party in question???!?!?

This is definatly him:

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/albums/meagans/hallwayshot.sized.jpg

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

From Ryan Diehl's Myspace:

9/18/2006 9:48 AM

HOOTERS tonight? get my number off of bill or call mowbs

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

HOLY SHIT!!!

EVIDENCE THAT "WAYNE LOFTUS" HAS PARTIED WITH THESE GUYS ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION?!!??!:

http://myspace-886.vo.llnwd.net/00944/68/81/944161886_l.jpg

(on this guy's myspace)

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"After reading this entire thread I have went from having a big crush on ILE to falling madly in love.

Too bad I was only over on ILM back in January.

-- grady (goforgrad...), September 28th, 2006."

If anything tops this its the "roommate having anal sex on my white vinyl couch" thread

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL at this new photo. Is he about to be forced to eat the soggy biscuit?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Next on the agenda: I expect they'll be having dirty anal sex on my white couch.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that's def. him at the bottom and diehl in the upper right.

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that photo has "homoerotic frat hazing ritual" written all over it

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

apparently it was rosy-cheek guy in the center's 21st b-day.

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet those weren't the only cheeks that were rosy by the end of the night

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

That photo has got to be post-diehl-in-iraq.

I tried the direct route and messaged diehl asking him if he could tell me who loftus was.

He replied:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/diehl.jpg

I told him i was only interested in who wayne was, but he kind of has a point.

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"kind of"?

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

it's obvious who grady's asking to ilx prom

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Best.
Thread.
Evah.

"Stop researching my life" is so perfect.

― don weiner (don weiner), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

he's right. stop.

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 28 September 2006 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"get off the internet"

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

why not tell him to give you wayne's email and you'd like, never really care about his boring iraq life again?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah no shit, Ryan is just incidental to whether it's gonna happen or not. He's a tiny cog in this mechanism.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:26 (seventeen years ago) link

grady: salute

I'M IN YR MYSPACE
REASEARCHING YR LIEF

― Jena (JenaP), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, the picture was in the dude's high school living room. I'd think that's a little weird if i were in his shoes.

He's a pretty big sized cog in this mechanism.

I dont really think he's in touch with wayne either. But that photo at the bar gives me hope. Definatley post-iraq, definatley Ryan AND Wayne at same gathering.

Do I start messaging all these people? I feel like we're so close to finding Wayne.

hahaha xp

― grady (grady), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

No, leave them alone. I think Waynes mythology probably has more of a life than he does.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Roxy, the one thing that's bugging me after reading this whole thread is this:

Is your friend who sent you the original picture the guy with the DMusic account? And he found the original one hosted on diehliniraq.com? That DMusic page was a major red herring, but obviously essential to the thread's drama build-up/magic/best-evah-ness.

OK, I just re-read that part and it's clearer to me now. Nevermind.

― grady (grady), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:55 (seventeen years ago) link

lamest thread ever

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 29 September 2006 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link

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