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3736. Low corridors are the worst. There's nothing you can do.

CosMc (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 3 September 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes! 4653. I was determined to break 3000. I can give it up now.

j.o.n.a, Friday, 4 September 2009 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link

u r all gay

(I got abt 1200 and gave up :/)

cozwn, Friday, 4 September 2009 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I was never able to crack 3000 again after the first day, around 2200 I would always crap out

Nhex, Friday, 4 September 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

damn thats the best game ive played in a while

fleetwood (max), Friday, 4 September 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

better story music and atmosphere than 90% of games u can buy in a store

fleetwood (max), Friday, 4 September 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

u got the wrong thread max

Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

cozwn, Friday, 4 September 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

5954 motherfuckers

fleetwood (max), Saturday, 5 September 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link

3259

That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 September 2009 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Time Fcuk
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/511754

I like this one, especially the sound fx and general atmosphere.

Nhex, Friday, 18 September 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

who is going to test this one?

"Lose/Lose is a video-game with real life consequences. Each alien in the game is created based on a random file on the players computer. If the player kills the alien, the file it is based on is deleted. If the players ship is destroyed, the application itself is deleted.

Although touching aliens will cause the player to lose the game, and killing aliens awards points, the aliens will never actually fire at the player. This calls into question the player's mission, which is never explicitly stated, only hinted at through classic game mechanics. Is the player supposed to be an aggressor? Or merely an observer, traversing through a dangerous land?

Why do we assume that because we are given a weapon an awarded for using it, that doing so is right?

By way of exploring what it means to kill in a video-game, Lose/Lose broaches bigger questions. As technology grows, our understanding of it diminishes, yet, at the same time, it becomes increasingly important in our lives. At what point does our virtual data become as important to us as physical possessions? If we have reached that point already, what real objects do we value less than our data? What implications does trusting something so important to something we understand so poorly have?

KILLING ALIENS IN LOSE/LOSE WILL DELETE FILES ON YOUR HARDDRIVE PERMANANTLY"

cozwn, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:22 (fourteen years ago) link

ugh no. especially the second to last paragraph there

Nhex, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:29 (fourteen years ago) link

link for the crazy brave stupid
http://www.stfj.net/art/2009/loselose/

cozwn, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link

how did the hi-scorer not obliterate his OS? o_O

BlueHawk slaughtered 4711 alien(s)
roto slaughtered 2700 alien(s)
marcan slaughtered 2699 alien(s)
CaitSith2 slaughtered 2698 alien(s)
Sharona slaughtered 1000 alien(s)
arvernus slaughtered 412 alien(s)
Guest slaughtered 154 alien(s)
orochidp slaughtered 99 alien(s)
funkyskunk5 slaughtered 24 alien(s)
brian slaughtered 15 alien(s)
Meldariel slaughtered 13 alien(s)
newaccount slaughtered 12 alien(s)
ArtemAksenov slaughtered 10 alien(s)
pablos93 slaughtered 9 alien(s)
test slaughtered 8 alien(s)
Meldariel slaughtered 8 alien(s)
danielfrings slaughtered 7 alien(s)
georgelam slaughtered 7 alien(s)
Guest slaughtered 5 alien(s)
test slaughtered 3 alien(s)
test slaughtered 3 alien(s)
schmandy slaughtered 3 alien(s)
test slaughtered 3 alien(s)
test slaughtered 3 alien(s)
Guest slaughtered 3 alien(s)
Sharona slaughtered 3 alien(s)
Jake slaughtered 3 alien(s)
test slaughtered 3 alien(s)
test slaughtered 2 alien(s)
Manu slaughtered 2 alien(s)
test slaughtered 2 alien(s)
DAM_ini slaughtered 2 alien(s)
d1staff slaughtered 2 alien(s)
test slaughtered 1 alien(s)
henninggerdemann slaughtered 1 alien(s)
Trevor slaughtered 1 alien(s)
dustin slaughtered 1 alien(s)
test. slaughtered 1 alien(s)
brian slaughtered 1 alien(s)
leongrantbussinger slaughtered 1 alien(s)
test slaughtered 1 alien(s)
danielfrings slaughtered 1 alien(s)
danielwahl slaughtered 1 alien(s)
test slaughtered 1 alien(s)
test slaughtered 1 alien(s)
test slaughtered 1 alien(s)
test slaughtered 1 alien(s)
james slaughtered 1 alien(s)
Guest slaughtered 1 alien(s)
sebastianfranz slaughtered 1 alien(s)
Shared slaughtered 1 alien(s)
Shared slaughtered 1 alien(s)
Jake slaughtered 1 alien(s)

cozwn, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link

why not just install a virus instead, a lot quicker.

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Backup - kill a million aliens - restore means you get to be best in the world at a game. Even if it's a stupid shit game, you get to be best in the world. We've got people on here with hands like gnarled claws from trying to get in the top 1000 at Trials HD.

Bacon is the new Pirates (onimo), Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link

GNARLED CLAWS

bring back all banned legends (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link

That game is a death trap for OCD players.

Mordy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Is the player supposed to be an aggressor? Or merely an observer, traversing through a dangerous land?

This is retarded, btw. Your gun auto-fires. You can't *not* kill aliens. Epic fail.

Mordy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

(Also, has anyone tested with a dud computer to see if this actually deletes files? Could be a false claim.)

Mordy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

but don't we all have a "gun" with "auto-fire" as we traverse through a "dangerous land"? makes you think...

Z S, Friday, 25 September 2009 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link

time fcuk is pretty fun: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/511754

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 28 September 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

... :/

Nhex, Monday, 28 September 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

http://nintendo8.com/toplist/more/

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

neat

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

http://secrettechnology.com/explode/evidence.html

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 07:40 (fourteen years ago) link

what the shit

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 09:40 (fourteen years ago) link

ANTI GAME

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link

if you win lose/lose do you get extra files

lil' kim jong-il (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link

http://onemorelevel.com/game/miami_shark

Three Word Username, Friday, 9 October 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

It's been getting picked up on a lot of blogs this week, and I have to say it's been a pretty fun little game (and for Mac too!) -- Star Guard: http://vacuumflowers.com/star_guard/star_guard.html

Been addicted to the time trial mode for the last few days. I went through the regular single player mode, finally beat level 9 after 50-odd deaths-- I ain't getting through the whole thing on hard mode, that's for sure!

The storytelling/aesthetic reminds me of The Manipulator which was also pretty fun, though SG is more refined.

Nhex, Saturday, 10 October 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

ok that shark game is hilarious.

Nhex, Saturday, 10 October 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

ha, i killed a space shuttle with a shark!

"Keep Tweeting", Raged Roger The Kindly Hippopotamus. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 October 2009 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link

This isn't free but the demo is:

http://machinarium.net/demo/

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 19 October 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

it's an awesome demo

Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm loving Machinarium. And it plays on the Mac! (Super hard, tho.)

Mordy, Monday, 19 October 2009 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

oh hai the samorost guy is back <3 <3

, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link

this is really meta but fun:
http://www.kongregate.com/games/ArmorGames/upgrade-complete

♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link

well that just sucked up my whole morning.

Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Enjoyed: http://www.kongregate.com/games/Coolio_Niato/light-bot

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Really like this:

http://jayisgames.com/cgdc6/?gameID=9

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 29 October 2009 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link

cool

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 29 October 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

that is seriously beautiful

George Mucus (ledge), Thursday, 29 October 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I got just as much enjoyment from that as I did from the whole of Shadow Complex.

JimD, Thursday, 29 October 2009 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link

it's an amazing proof of concept; would love to see it fully fleshed out

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i definitely liked that, but definitely more art piece than game, not sure how much further you could go with it without adding something more to it.

Nhex, Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, you'd have to add some sort of interactivity at least.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Idea #1: a gun

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Idea #2: Detective Mode

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Why can't we be nice to one another for a change? (xp)

George Mucus (ledge), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link


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