A+++
― antexit, Saturday, 5 September 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I think the moment I knew I would like this game was when I cut down a goon to drop him right onto one of his fellow mooks and was told I'd earned a trophy called "Rope-a-Dope-a-Dope."
― More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Saturday, 5 September 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Just got this.
When I leveled up for the first time, I was scrolling through the upgrades and saw INVERTED TAKEDOWN!!!!! I don't care that at this point it's virtually worthless, hanging a goon from a gargoyle entirely justifies this game.
― Leee, Saturday, 5 September 2009 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/05/arts/television/05asylum.html
― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 September 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah I hate A Confederacy of Dunces.
― ledge, Sunday, 6 September 2009 08:23 (fourteen years ago) link
My friend got this. I cannot wait until he's beaten it so I get my turn.
― Mordy, Sunday, 6 September 2009 08:24 (fourteen years ago) link
*eyeroll* at that NYT review intro
― Nhex, Sunday, 6 September 2009 09:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I wonder if one of the things that makes this game so awesome is that in every other stealth game you get pissed off at how stupid the guys are, and in this game they're the Joker's henchmen, so they like have to be stupid by law and it doesn't bother you.
― antexit, Monday, 7 September 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link
My spatial awareness is so shit that in stealth games I just get confused and run around in front of the guys with guns, so I'm quite grateful for the stupidity of these ones and the fact that I can see them outlined in red.
It does bug me when I carefully knock a guy out next to some explosives on a challenge map and his friends stand around nearby without noticing, though.
I found the B-Movie shitness of the Croc bit quite funny, like the same inexplicable underground whack-a-mole routine repeated endlessly with daft orchestral stings. Third Scarecrow bit drew laughter, especially the load screen.
I thought the reviews were bullshitting about the lifespan of this given how the story isn't long, but I can see playing it again and I'm not remotely bored of doing the four challenges I've unlocked.
― Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Monday, 7 September 2009 09:15 (fourteen years ago) link
if anything is better than a pleasant surprise, it has to be a pleasant surprise involving Mark Hamill.
I keep forgetting that the Joker is Mark Hamill and when I remember, I'm just like "Is there no end to the delights this man has given me during my life?"
Dropping down to talk to tied-up hostages, telling them not to worry and then swinging back up into the roof area to pick off the bad guys one by one is pretty much Batman distilled to the point of perfection.
― my opinionation (Hamildan), Monday, 7 September 2009 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Kevin Conroy deserves some love.
― Leee, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 03:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Okay, this is great. No idea it was so metroidvania-y.
― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Am I the only person who goes through most of the game in Detective Mode?
― Leee, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, no; I keep catching myself doing that.
― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I feel like a weenie for Detective Moding my way through the game. o_O
Wow, that part with the three electrified platforms is super-rad!!!! I just wish that the Challenge version of that stage followed the same format, that would've been A++.
― Leee, Friday, 11 September 2009 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8256405.stm
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 17 September 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Is new DLC out now?
― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 September 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Supposed to come out today, yeah.
― More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Thursday, 17 September 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Bought this nonsense.
It sucks that the first level of this game is the same as the demo. I really had to drag myself to get through it again last night.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Isn't the demo nearly always the first level? What else would it be?
― antexit, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link
True but I like complaining about stuff.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
ok some game designer really ought to mindfuck us w/ a demo that is the end of the game
― Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Batman would be that game! But it isn't that game. Poly, you have some MGS-level mindfucks waiting for you
― antexit, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Another problem with the first level is that I watched my friend play it and I watched another friend play the demo AND I played the demo, so I got to see it four times.
So yeah, very excited to be moving on to something new.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
This is one of the best things I've played this year. I don't know if that's high praise for the game, tho, or just a good indication of how disappointing 2009 has been for gaming (esp compared to last year, which was one of the greatest years of gaming of my life).
― Mordy, Friday, 16 October 2009 07:49 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/rebecca-mayes-muses/1052-Batman-Arkham-Asylum
cheesy in so many ways, i know, but i was amused enough
― Nhex, Friday, 6 November 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
just rented this
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Friday, 6 November 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
this game has been pretty good so far but i wasn't prepared for the awesomeness of the corridor -> alleyway flashback scene. i was seriously blown away by that, competes with anything in the batman movies.
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Sunday, 8 November 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
the way it uses videogame mechanics to tell this super-familiar story was so smart and inventive. like the way (after you cough, which alerts you something is up) that the location description pops up as "wayne manor" when you think you're just going through arkham mansion on your way to the next quest... it's a part of the game that you expect to be just a mundane retracing your steps to get back to the main area thing... not prepared at all for something big...
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Sunday, 8 November 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry im super hungover right now and i don't think i really articulated that well.
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Sunday, 8 November 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh, you've seen nothing yet. There's one Scarecrow scene (the next and final one, if I remember correctly) that's one of my favorite video game sequences in years.
― More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Sunday, 8 November 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
I really should rent this if it's going to persist in not coming down in price
― coz (webinar), Sunday, 8 November 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Multiple places have it for $40 on Black Friday.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 8 November 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link
i think im on that scarecrow scene (if it's the one right after)
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Sunday, 8 November 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
lolbritain doesn't do black friday : /
― coz (webinar), Sunday, 8 November 2009 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
USA! USA! USA!
― Leee, Sunday, 8 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
s1ocki- did you catch the game last night?
― More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Sunday, 8 November 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
the hockey game?
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Sunday, 8 November 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Just testing. You haven't gotten to the awesome one yet.
― More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Sunday, 8 November 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
I got to the awesome one tonight and played till after the Poison Ivy fight. I'm guessing I'm near the end?
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 November 2009 06:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i got to the awesome one yesterday. the level after, where you have to walk slowly thru the sewers, kinda sucked tho
― If Planes Could Fly This Place Would Be an Airport (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 November 2009 07:24 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ real talk. It was the only level in the game I thought was a drag though and it's pretty short
― antexit, Thursday, 12 November 2009 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link
like why they thought a mazey tunnel level, which was gonna suck no matter how you sliced it, would be BETTER if you had to walk slowly and drag it out, is totes beyond me!
― If Planes Could Fly This Place Would Be an Airport (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 November 2009 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
I cant see how the developer thought that Killer Croc sequence was cool in any way. You had to work him in some way but damn. Its the only blemish on an almost perfect game.
― mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 12 November 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link
why won't this damn game's price drop already, argh
― okamadablobisney (jamescobo), Thursday, 12 November 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
^co-sign
we shd just rent it, I guess, but I've never rented a game in my life
― coz (webinar), Friday, 13 November 2009 06:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I finally finished. Should I work on finishing all the riddler stuff? I do love achievement points...
― Mordy, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:38 (fourteen years ago) link
riddler shit is rad imo
― Lamp, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link
lol, yeah. Just finished it. The ending to the collection stuff is pretty cool. Now I just need 3 medals on every challenge stage... (I may not get perfect knight.)
― Mordy, Friday, 13 November 2009 08:24 (fourteen years ago) link
(xpost) likewise, I've never rented a game either. Sounds like it would take a lot of effort. Batman was £27 on play.com about a week ago, but that's the only time I've seen it under £30. I need something drastic to happen so I can stay under my £20 rule. I'm sure Play will stick it on £17.99 within the next couple of months....
― CraigG, Friday, 13 November 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link