game-related lolz of some fashion

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re: boycott: if you can't afford to spend $60 on a fairly trivial thing like a videogame like l4d you, er, probably shouldn't

n.b. i probably couldn't, so that's why i bought it for £13.49 off steam

it's not slight, anyway. it's svelte.

thomp, Saturday, 12 September 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The problem is that too many companies base their numbers based on "successful" numbers of sales on the wii. Madworld didn't sell well at all on the wii, but it did sell. Now why does everyone call it somewhat of a failure, then (in gaming newsgroups and such)? BECAUSE, it's comparing it to previous "successful" wii games like wii fit. Now the real question is, why did wii fit sell so well, a game that essentially isn't a game at all, and quality games like madworld and muramasa are getting glossed over? BECAUSE, the wii's main audience (even if you are not) is about 75-85% casual gamers who really have no interest in gaming but instead want a babysitter for their children/people they're trying so desperately to entertain.

I'd argue that even if every hardcore gamer who owned a wii bought this game, it would still be considered a flop because it would only account for 15% of the user base of the wii, hence how stupid f'in casual gamers screw everything up for everyone else.

I mean, how would you feel if you were a developer, you make a quality game thats pretty awesome, and then Hannah Montana's next game kicks the shit out of yours as far as sales go? I'D personally feel that, since the audience on the wii is mostly a bunch of retards that have never played more than a handful of games in their lives and just buy what's familiar to them (ie, movie based/tv-show based shloch), there is barely any room for a creative game to actually BE successful, no matter how many of the hardcore step-up and buy a copy.

I'm personally looking forward to the wii release schedul of '09 but I still have to admit to myself that it's annoying and slightly depressing to know that good games made for the wii just aren't going to be considered successful because 85% of the people who bought the system are morons who wouldn't know a good game if it was growing out of their ass and instead, just bought the damn wii so they could have wii sports for their drunk friends to play at their social gatherings.

coma in a girlfriend (Lamp), Sunday, 13 September 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

just get an account on gaf
ps madworld was rubbish

zappi, Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

play nice fellas

That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

lol i guess i shouldve linked to og forum post tht unaccredited lolz was obv not gaf btw but close

coma in a girlfriend (Lamp), Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

can't decide which flavour of gaf is funnier
1. console warriors
2. zerious biznizz sales stat whores

zappi, Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

LOOK AT MY PIECHART OF TRUTH

zappi, Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

lamp: wait, was that your actual post or is this a C&P from somewhere

Nhex, Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, ok durrrr

Nhex, Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

. . . gaf?

thomp, Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

neogaf.com

zappi, Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

game-related lolz of some fashion - didnt give a link becuz i didnt want to admit on ilg to reading next level u_n

haha zappi the best part of the gaming industry insider posts is how random and certain these dudes use of numbers is - well id estimate that 57-68% of all their stats are just conjured out of thin air!!!!

coma in a girlfriend (Lamp), Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Closer to 70%, surely.

That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

several xposts: cool design but $18 for a t-shirt? pfffffff

Nhex, Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm kinda lame, but I just bought one. Love that design!

That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 September 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

capn lynch a pirate is my fave gaf lolotype

cozwn, Sunday, 13 September 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

check out the last ten pages in their scribblenaut thread for lots of omg wtf

cozwn, Sunday, 13 September 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

link plz?

That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 September 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=373314&page=9

lol:

Originally Posted by razdor:
I guess you guys don't want pictures then?

Originally posted by another gaf twat:
Of course we do! This one is for TWO starites, because you have to take a photo of this threesome in real life!!!

Game box + Manual + Cartridge.

Until then, dont bother showing up here.

Originally posted by razdor:

Game box ( gives only a normal box) is on the far left, Manual is next to Maxwell on his left side, Cartridge (Electronics) is next the maxwell on his right side, and Cartridge (weapon) is on the far right side.
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5572/img1039h.jpg

cozwn, Sunday, 13 September 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

awesome

O time thy pyramids (Abbott), Sunday, 13 September 2009 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

comedy.
Abbott are you playing this?

That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 September 2009 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes I am & it is awesome.

O time thy pyramids (Abbott), Monday, 14 September 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2008/08/captain-rainb-1/

Nhex, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:30 (fourteen years ago) link

uncharted 2 scores 21/20
http://www.noelshack.com/up/aab/picture0019-b963339b51.jpg

cozwn, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 07:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, how would you feel if you were a musician, you make a quality album thats pretty awesome, and then Hannah Montana's next album kicks the shit out of yours as far as sales go?

fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link

for mr. perry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJpomoKXj8k

cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link

tl;dlol

cozwn, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

requires skipping around. There's a part two!
And less LOL than impressive honestly.

a random googler, ripe for clowning (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I apologise for questioning the integrity of your lols; I wouldn't do it on ws09, I shouldn't do it here

peace out,
ur brother in lolz

cozwn, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

thugz gettin hugz

a random googler, ripe for clowning (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link

http://geeklovesongs.com/music/Walkthrough.mp3

treyf shrimpz (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFmtaJO4Sms

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

<3 Aimee Mann

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

haha imagine the nerdgasms there is going to be over this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di-fAECDjqY

zappi, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Prop Hunt, a Team Fortress 2 mod.

I think the blocked CS:S noob from upthread is heard in the second video.

abanana, Saturday, 10 October 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Sports game moment of childish funny - giant pic so made a link instead:

Dirk Nowitzki on ball D

For any b-ball nerds, I simmed a season to see what would happen with trades and free agency. Both Amare and Dirk signed as free agents to these respective teams.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 October 2009 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

That Prop Hunt video was pretty hilarious.. hopefully I'll stumble upon a server soon

Nhex, Sunday, 11 October 2009 05:53 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_awZ9mPBeY

cozwn (webinar), Monday, 12 October 2009 11:38 (fourteen years ago) link

A+ for unexpected ass!

"Keep Tweeting", Raged Roger The Kindly Hippopotamus. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 October 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link

love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEM4Aupr32k

Nhex, Monday, 12 October 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

love the minor(?) note at the end of 1-1

abanana, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

major 7th baby

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I like to think that old crazy topless man woke up the next day with a vague recollection of dancing last night and went to work in his usual job as accounts director of a maritime vessel insurance company.

One day the he'll get a moment of clarity and have to hold it together in the middle of a meeting about agreed shipping lanes.

I'll stop now before it becomes slashfic.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.lemon64.com/games/popup_screen.php?name=wheel_soccer_01.gif

coz (webinar), Thursday, 15 October 2009 12:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Cozen that clip is MURDERING me over here. I love how he puts out the moon for every "BURNING DOWN LOVE." It would have had the same effect if he only did it for the first one!

I only wish I recognized a single game he was trying to repazent

antexit, Thursday, 15 October 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Neo Geo - a helluva drug.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Thursday, 15 October 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Your like 30 and your spending you're time complaining about video games on a forum full of other 30 yr olds...

Wow! What's the original source of this? Looks like cozenezoc at Eurogamer was also quoting someone

wssp, Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link


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