Dave Chappelle - "Killin' 'Em Softly"

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"I riggity realized I loved you"

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:01 (twenty years ago) link

on HBO now, bitches

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

sweet, this thread rocks.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:08 (twenty years ago) link

The bit with him and John Mayer going around playing the guitar for whites, drums for blacks, and keyboard? for latinos. Couldn't stop laughing.

― questionallthings, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:49 (twenty years ago) link

Rick James: "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

Charlie: "Huh?"

Rick James: "Slap"
"HA HA I'm Rick James Bitch!!!!"

― questionallthings, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:50 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/rick_james.jpg

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

TRON!

TRON IS ON! CLICKETY CLACK!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 February 2004 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

Holy shit, that Prince thing was amazing.

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Thursday, 19 February 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago) link

pancakes?! wtf?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:05 (twenty years ago) link

Chappelle looks kinda hot with mascara on!

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 19 February 2004 13:37 (twenty years ago) link

"Fif"

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 19 February 2004 14:23 (twenty years ago) link

I think the Prince skit must have been a birthday present for Matos.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 19 February 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

THAT WAS COMPLETELY HILARIOUS.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 February 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago) link

PANCAKES!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 February 2004 18:55 (twenty years ago) link

That sketch gets funnier the more I think about it.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 22 February 2004 09:40 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I just discovered the show last night at a friend's house... "trading spouses", "mad real world", "diarrhea chorus", "popcopyshop", "street sports", etc.

same time i discovered "the office".

ow my head.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 14 March 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago) link

did you see the ep where he plays playstation against the terminally ill kid in the hospital?

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Monday, 15 March 2004 02:18 (twenty years ago) link

"Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Tales"

My god, I figured it would be funny, but those two sketches are out of hand.

― earlnash, Monday, 15 March 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

welcome to our world, db.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:19 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I've never seen this show but I'm going to a taping of it tomorrow ... anything I should know/shout? This thread is only slightly enlightening.

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

"What you dont understand,
is I make love to my hand,
So, I dont need you honey,
I beat my dick like it owes me money,
Thats right I said "Fuck it!"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 1 April 2004 01:06 (twenty years ago) link

apparently, Dave Chappelle is gunna be on Janeane Garofalo's show on Air America sometime before South Park comes on.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 01:23 (twenty years ago) link

"Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?"

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago) link

"Good evening, bitches."

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 8 April 2004 04:37 (twenty years ago) link

"IT WAS PAUL MOONEY! *sob*"

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 8 April 2004 05:15 (twenty years ago) link

I have been a Dave fan for 8 years we go back like car seats.

― kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:26 (twenty years ago) link

My fav is the one with dave as a kkk leader.

― kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

I LIKE "Turn My Headphones Up." That shit made me shoot Maker's Mark out of my nose. Am I truly alone?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

You are not alone I am here with you!

― kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago) link

The "turn my headphones up" sketch coupled with the Make-a-Wish foundation sketch that came after it had me splitting up for hours.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago) link

There is a site my friend told me about that is for white trash people, and they totally diss dave.

― kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago) link

you're in luck, kitty; you've found it.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:03 (twenty years ago) link

dont make me break my foot off in yo ass fishy boy.

― kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

you've already done more than enough in quoting Artie Lange

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago) link

That is my momma's quote she said that to me every sunday before church!

― kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago) link

Paul Mooney's doing a version of "People's Court". How bad do I want to give somebody a reason to take me to small claims now?

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago) link

Okay i'll take you to court for being a dork!

― kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:19 (twenty years ago) link

that's 'dweeb', madam. I'm taking you in for slander/libel/I didn't get into journalism school

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

sorry love i dont do the court thing.

― kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

he's on tour

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:44 (twenty years ago) link

so the random guy who does the robot dance in every other episode is the funniest thing ever, bitch

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 11 April 2004 04:10 (twenty years ago) link

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WTF?

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:17 (twenty years ago) link

A big chunk of Chappelle's audience is white college-students and teens, why would that list of bands shock you?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:56 (twenty years ago) link

I think that list is quite different from the list of musical guests that have been on his show.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 April 2004 07:33 (twenty years ago) link

The musical guests aren't who his Comedy Central audience would choose, either. (except maybe Kanye? - I wanted to slap him for wearing a backpack to perform)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 11 April 2004 07:49 (twenty years ago) link

Amazon recommended lady bug slippers to me when I bought David Cross' "Shut Up You Fucking Baby."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

important question: is the Rick James sketch in season 1?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 31 May 2004 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link

season two, fifth ep.
http://www.tvtome.com/ChappellesShow/season2.html

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 31 May 2004 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i saw this show the other night (chappelle's show, or whatever) and found it strained and mostly unfunny. no idea why people like this guy, unless he's selling himself seriously short with his show.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 31 May 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

What is funny to you?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 31 May 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

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