yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh, you should post them here.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
"#^&*$$%&*"
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link
now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780
― velko, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)
and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because
― bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gifunabiden
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link
wotta comedian
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Ew!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Dammit, I did not need to see that.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Which is fitting.
Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link
I think you're all naive.
Timing of joke off. And
Doesn't seem passive aggressive.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.
― (bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link
I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link
As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link
― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link
although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it
# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]
― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link
11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link
barely able to see
I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link
why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Those famous Unabomber types
― Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link
oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.
Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.
― smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
like what
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm
― Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.
― I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah - i hear you on that one.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I always have to stop myself going onto thread about Picthfork, I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
just teasing sweetie
― rob, Monday, 5 February 2024 23:59 (one month ago) link
D: reamed
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 00:00 (one month ago) link
i'm not supposed to ask or care about such things, but i do wonder, because i love it so much when people do turn out to be queer. it's none of my business, but it's a good thing, something i want to celebrate. and people don't necessarily feel that way about themselves.
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 8 February 2024 17:21 (one month ago) link
this session of heuristicaholics anonymous is very spry. "hi i'm hunt3r, and you JUST KNOW that..."
― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Sunday, 11 February 2024 16:27 (one month ago) link
I didn’t know Madison Bumgarner posted here
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:15 (one month ago) link
While the eggs are frying, prepare an ice bath: fill a bowl full of cold water, with 1 cup of ice cubes. This ice bath will stop the eggs from cooking when you remove them from the pan. When the timer goes off, kill the heat and immediately move the fried eggs from the pan with a spatula to the ice bath.
― a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 12 February 2024 15:17 (one month ago) link
that's not how my friends do it. when they remove the eggs they ice the area the eggs were removed _from_.
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 12 February 2024 15:54 (one month ago) link
Iced fried eggs?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 12 February 2024 19:15 (one month ago) link
i often don't feel comfortable posting here these days, not for one particular reason. i can barely explain it. i just know that i used to write things and not worry about it so much, and i miss that
― z_tbd, Friday, 16 February 2024 18:22 (one month ago) link
Post pictures instead!
― Dr Drudge (Bob Six), Friday, 16 February 2024 18:43 (one month ago) link
ha! i have been, for real! but sometimes i feel pictured out
― z_tbd, Friday, 16 February 2024 18:49 (one month ago) link
i am so tired of arguing to have my voice heard. i don't blame you for being apprehensive.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 16 February 2024 20:42 (one month ago) link
'shutting up' would do
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 February 2024 11:44 (one month ago) link
(very much not to LL, to whom much love!)
Post more please z_tbd
― H.P, Monday, 19 February 2024 12:41 (one month ago) link
COME BACK
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 February 2024 12:58 (one month ago) link
I think if you stop posting the baseball board will tip to just over 50% Giants fans and I really can't have that happening
― H.P, Monday, 19 February 2024 13:01 (one month ago) link
Yeah, LL's posts are top shelf.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 19 February 2024 13:52 (one month ago) link
La Lechera is an ilx treasure, all sensible people agree on this.
― fleetwood macrame (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 February 2024 15:02 (one month ago) link
yes agreed, don’t leave LL.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 19 February 2024 15:33 (one month ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwrVePMx6t0
― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Monday, 19 February 2024 15:41 (one month ago) link
LL's an all-timer and a great person! i haven't been following threads as closely as usual recently so i'm not sure what's going on, but listening to LL is a reliably good move.
― z_tbd, Monday, 19 February 2024 16:04 (one month ago) link
Very much appreciate LL!!
― brimstead, Monday, 19 February 2024 18:22 (one month ago) link
If I haven’t left yet, slim chance I’m going anywhere at this point lol. I like this place as a spot to focus conversation about specific things (not a microblogging platform). I posted that bc I deeply understand the apprehension to post bc of the potential for getting into it, which I do not enjoy, or inviting condescension, which I don’t need. I think about it for a while before I post and I don’t really think that’s a bad thing. All the deleted posts that could have been are resting peacefully, unposted. Ty for the appreciation.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Monday, 19 February 2024 19:38 (one month ago) link
I don't think any of your questions are genuine.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 18:00 (one month ago) link
La Lechera i pray you not go, and that’s sincere. otoh i do not blee in god so not sure my whip hand is v strong. just stay
― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 19:05 (one month ago) link
Yeah, LL should post more, not less (if you want to).
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 21:46 (one month ago) link
worst thing about pregabalin fic is that every one of them quotes the lyrics to "miracles" like they're the first people to think of it
― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 24 February 2024 20:51 (one month ago) link
shaking my head, missed a golden opportunity to tell them to fuck off
― Morris O’Shea Salazar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 March 2024 12:56 (three weeks ago) link
People are missing how that was an impressive power move.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 3 March 2024 19:38 (three weeks ago) link
It is a truth universally acknowledged that one is never more than three feet from a post about Rush or Pavement.
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Thursday, 7 March 2024 21:27 (three weeks ago) link
rattled by the rush posts?
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Thursday, 7 March 2024 21:33 (three weeks ago) link
T/S Rush or Pavement
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 7 March 2024 21:34 (three weeks ago) link
Scuttled by the Rutles posts.
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Thursday, 7 March 2024 21:38 (three weeks ago) link
Shot down on the Pavement
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 7 March 2024 21:41 (three weeks ago) link
lol dude, do you have an alert set for this thread? like clockwork.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 March 2024 21:59 (three weeks ago) link
LOL moi? I just post when something occurs to me (which is probably too often).
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 8 March 2024 18:47 (two weeks ago) link
But enough about Taylor Swift.
― clemenza, Friday, 8 March 2024 22:27 (two weeks ago) link
progressive bag. bagwave.
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:23 (two weeks ago) link
Bagcore
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 19:55 (two weeks ago) link
if robert fripp actually sucked dick he'd practice eight hours a day so he could fellate people harder and deeper than anyone else. not on another human being, though.
he would also refer to blowjobs as "rock concerts" for some reason
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 14:08 (two weeks ago) link
One of those threads that you see bumped and hope the subject has died
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 17:32 (two weeks ago) link
do you all remember hearing "BLUUUURRRHRGH!!! UUUUUUUGGGGHGpfppfffffk!!!" noises in the atmosphere in early spring 2021?
― z_tbd, Friday, 15 March 2024 17:11 (one week ago) link
yet another splenetic ilxor, practicing their grumping
(not you, z_tbd. that was originally for a different thread)
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 15 March 2024 17:40 (one week ago) link
Impressively lofty words. You should try following through on that.
― clemenza, Friday, 15 March 2024 21:05 (one week ago) link
Because they are black
― sarahell, Friday, 22 March 2024 17:47 (six days ago) link
i'd be af excited for that. not even joking.
imagine angry kitty's dis tracks! oh my, the vitriol! but what a healthy outlet; thank you for not biting me today, friend 【≽ܫ≼】
― interstellar anthropologist+music philosopher, (Austin), Sunday, 24 March 2024 21:12 (four days ago) link
can't wait til he shows up on the me too thread.
― interstellar anthropologist+music philosopher, (Austin), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 23:00 (two days ago) link
i was inpatient at a psychiatric hospital and met a really kind + fascinating woman who was completely obsessed with that album. she would sing along to all of the songs verbatim, quite passionately (+not bad at harmonizing, either!). i too kind of considered them dudsy corporate rock, but in those moments, i really saw the appeal through her appreciation. idk if i'd go out of my way to hear it now, but i've eased off my more militant ideas about that material.
― interstellar anthropologist+music philosopher, (Austin), Thursday, 28 March 2024 01:32 (twenty-one hours ago) link