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Oh, you should post them here.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

"#^&*$$%&*"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)
i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)

and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because

bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1834/unabomberfbi.gif
unabiden

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4135/0000046701350.jpg

bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

wotta comedian

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Ew!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Dammit, I did not need to see that.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Which is fitting.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I think you're all naive.

Timing of joke off. And

Doesn't seem passive aggressive.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.

(bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/corky.jpg

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.

― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."

omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it

# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers
# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers
# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers
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should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link

11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

barely able to see

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Those famous Unabomber types

Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.

Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.

smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

like what

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah - i hear you on that one.

sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I always have to stop myself going onto thread about Picthfork, I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I always like going on the Pitchfork thread because it makes other people who allegedly don't read it cry.

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

?

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I think you're more thinking of Freaky Friday, I don't remember Trading Places having a speech by Eddie Murphy's character about how now he's learned life is tough for rich dudes too.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 19:41 (yesterday) link

speaking of needing a better library, it does seem like the "be reasonable, accept incremental change" faction helped vote in the mayor who cut library services in order to massively increase cop budgets to fight a nonexistent crime wave and arrest NYU students.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 19:46 (yesterday) link

We need to have a Trading Places feature where posters can live in each other's circumstances for a week, learn to empathize and then post as the other person.

― Halfway there but for you

see the interesting thing is that i know what life as a cishet white man is. and it turns out it's not actually because i'm a white trans woman. see, as far as i can tell, everybody has to know what life as a cishet white man is like! because they're "normal" and basically everything has to be done with their approval or shit doesn't get done.

i also wouldn't trade places with anyone for a week, if i had a choice at all about it. i'm pretty happy with who i am, overall. also, the last time i let somebody else post as me, he made death threats against a united states presidential candidate and i got kicked out of college. so _that's_ not happening again if i can help it.

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 19:58 (yesterday) link

If you’re not a serial killer targeting investment bankers can you even claim to be anti-capitalist?

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 19:59 (yesterday) link

I've def been having more fantasies of being a billionaire assassin lately

octobeard, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 20:19 (yesterday) link

unless you’re “doing something” you’re not allowed to complain, I learned this from white men during the nfl “stand for the flag” nonsense

brimstead, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 20:21 (yesterday) link

i don't want to kill billionaires, i just want to make them have to pay me rent

that sounds like it'd be a pretty sweet gig

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 20:36 (yesterday) link

I’m sorry but the “you are going to die sooner” remark is gross and also makes no sense… someone closer to death would be more likely to want faster change … because they have less time to lose?

Honestly ILX is for complaints of all kinds

sarahell, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 20:37 (yesterday) link

Based on generational attitudes toward climate change that is appears to be untrue.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 20:45 (yesterday) link

Exactly, didn’t think it was a very abstract point I was making.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 20:46 (yesterday) link

Based on generational attitudes toward climate change that is appears to be untrue.


As if that’s the only problem currently being debated in US politics…

sarahell, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 21:04 (yesterday) link

"I’m sorry but the “you are going to die sooner” remark is gross and also makes no sense… someone closer to death would be more likely to want faster change … because they have less time to lose?"

Absolutely not. Older voters who have pensions and mortgages paid off lean conservative. A lot of them go on several holidays a year and have no idea why younger people are struggling.

They voted in the system, it worked for them. A lot of them are in denial about climate change.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 21:06 (yesterday) link

Honestly ILX is for complaints of all kinds

OTM

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 21:06 (yesterday) link

Older voters who have pensions and mortgages paid off lean conservative. A lot of them go on several holidays a year and have no idea why younger people are struggling.

How do you define "older"?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 21:07 (yesterday) link

"pensions"

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 21:11 (yesterday) link

We need to have a Trading Places feature where posters can live in each other's circumstances for a week, learn to empathize and then post as the other person.


I volunteer to be Ned

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 21:18 (yesterday) link

"I've gone off MBV"

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 21:19 (yesterday) link

Look, I'm just going to say something: I don't dislike unperson, as much as he may dislike me. We actually agree on some matters both politically and aesthetically, and I don't have a problem finding common ground with him when I can.

The issue is that I don't like being slandered as some sort holier-than-thou couch warrior, because while I can be pretty strident in my views in ways that are pretty well-known to everyone on this board, I am also not just spouting shit off on the internet. I *do* shit around my community. I want a better world for us all, and if that means wanting a world that doesn't exist yet, then so be it. I will keep doing what I do in the meantime while hoping that my small part might help bring about that better world.

What I refuse to accept is that working only within structures that we have now will create much change. Thinking outside of them might be idealistic, but it's also necessary.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 21:23 (yesterday) link

Look, I'm just going to say something: I don't dislike unperson, as much as he may dislike me. We actually agree on some matters both politically and aesthetically, and I don't have a problem finding common ground with him when I can.

I don't dislike you either. I don't dislike anyone here on a personal level, not even gyac. When I respond to someone, I am always and only responding to their words on the screen. And I have a lot of respect for the local actions you describe. My mom does a lot of the same things — driving for Meals on Wheels, doing people's taxes for free with the United Way, probably some other stuff too. (And yet she also takes multiple vacations every year — she's off to Europe next month!) I will always feel that local action is all that can reasonably be expected of people, and where the potential for real benefit lies. Certain economic and social structures only work on a small scale. A self-selecting community, maybe a town, maybe a small and mostly ethnically homogeneous country. But the US is more than 50 countries, crudely lashed together. No one system is ever gonna work for all of them.

As if that’s the only problem currently being debated in US politics…

As if that’s the only country being discussed, posted from, or affected by climate change

bae (sic), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 21:47 (yesterday) link

We need to have a Trading Places feature where posters can live in each other's circumstances for a week, learn to empathize and then post as the other person.

ilm already full of posts about Macca sins

145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 21:49 (yesterday) link

(xp) It's OK we're used to everything being about the US by now.

Not waving but droning (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 21:51 (yesterday) link

America has colonised our sub boards

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 21:53 (yesterday) link

I volunteer to trade places with literally anyone else

ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 22:28 (yesterday) link

I don't want any of you talking to my family so I'm going to have to withdraw from the Freaky Friday scheme. Nothing personal

H.P, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 22:56 (yesterday) link

I’m not wasting my Trading Places on anyone a) not rich and b) who I’d feel bad about robbing.

If Elon Musk is in the news for giving away all his Tesla stock and then dying in a tragic Cybertruck autoasphyxiation accident, it wasn’t me.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 23:20 (yesterday) link

Certain economic and social structures only work on a small scale. A self-selecting community, maybe a town, maybe a small and mostly ethnically homogeneous country.

― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson)

my frustration is that the people i want to be in community with can't make it work even on a small scale. to make those economic and social structures work you have to have, well. there has to be a certain amount of _stability_. the dream of a stable, sustainable, small community - i mean it didn't work with places like oneida, and it's not gonna work any better with queer people. and look:

When I respond to someone, I am always and only responding to their words on the screen.

at the risk of engaging in tedious semantics, i don't think that's true! there's no reason to assume that people who complain about capitalism _don't_ engage in local community. everybody fills in what they don't know about people from somewhere inside their own head. in my case, i just assume as a default that everybody i talk to is also a severely traumatized polyamorous transgender communist. and then i get confused when people suggest i should try and get library funding measures on the local ballot.

for the record i think basically well of everyone here. a lot of this is that my memory isn't great and i have difficulty keeping track of people i might have grudges against. if anybody thinks poorly of me, i mean, that's their business. i've said and done some fucked up stuff, but basically i like myself and think i'm a good person - to the extent that i'm not gonna go out of my way to try and change anybody else's opinions of me.

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 00:18 (fifteen hours ago) link

I volunteer to trade places with literally anyone else

― ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal)

neando, i like you enough that if it was actually possible i might just take you up on that. you deserve a week's vacation.

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 00:20 (fourteen hours ago) link

everybody fills in what they don't know about people from somewhere inside their own head. in my case, i just assume as a default that everybody i talk to is also a severely traumatized polyamorous transgender communist.

I'm 6'2", but I don't think of myself as tall, so I walk around subconsciously expecting other men to be as tall as me, and then I meet them and am often left thinking, Wow, you're really short! What's up with that? It's a dumb thing to think/believe/expect, but I can't seem to shake it.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 00:31 (fourteen hours ago) link

lol thank you for helping us fill in our concept of you

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 00:40 (fourteen hours ago) link

you should kick. you afraid of you?

schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 02:48 (twelve hours ago) link

To the non US posters, my reference to US Politics was not intended to center the US, but to refer to where this conflict originated… also, it sounds like old people get a much better deal where you live… speaking as someone who is likely to die sooner than ilx’s millennials… I have a shit ton of anxiety about the affordability of health care, the social security system, and affordable housing that is accessible for people with mobility problems… because those are things that I am going to be dealing with sooner and I think a lot has to change pretty damn quickly

sarahell, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 03:30 (eleven hours ago) link

just looking at the first paragraph, the title of the journal, and the masthead reminded me how long I've been out of academia because I don't know what the title of the magazine means (I probably did at one point, or maybe it's newer trendy term that I'm too old to know), I did recognize the name of a former professor whose class I rarely showed up for, and I confess at first it made me think of the bird vomit eating thing ... reverse peristalsis.

sarahell, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 04:11 (eleven hours ago) link

but it has an @

schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 04:20 (ten hours ago) link

lol maybe it doesnt and i’m guessin wrong if so sorry

schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 04:20 (ten hours ago) link

haha well no, it’s an “&.” and i know the derivation is etc, but i’m too proud to look up the symbol name

schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 04:27 (ten hours ago) link

*reading ilx feedback* thanks all, here is to more abstract bitching about capitalism while doing nothing whatsoever on the ground to abolish it.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 08:34 (six hours ago) link

I will never vote for anything again, ever.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 08:34 (six hours ago) link

don't think abolish capitalism is o the ballot anyway, alas

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 09:18 (six hours ago) link

film poll results should improve marginally if nothing else

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 09:28 (five hours ago) link

Good stuff, deems.

Not waving but droning (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 09:34 (five hours ago) link

... oops, that was meant for the football thread but...

Not waving but droning (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 09:35 (five hours ago) link

lol im tweaking noses today is all

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 09:46 (five hours ago) link

film poll results should improve marginally if nothing else

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 bookmarkflaglink

That's right

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 10:12 (five hours ago) link

Just checking because I haven’t read that thread much, but are people pissed about the abstract vs literal thing and being weird about that now, or am I just reading this thread incorrectly

z_tbd, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 14:18 (one hour ago) link

you lib!

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 14:34 (forty-five minutes ago) link

I’ve said so many things in the past, in general, I assume that at least one of them was completely unforgivable

z_tbd, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 14:54 (twenty-five minutes ago) link


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