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Am, I love you.

"OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER COMPARED TO THAT (okay I have seen this in years and I only stumbled across that once, but still THIS MUST DIE KIL KIL KILKILLKILL REDRUM)!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

(argh "have" = "haven't"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

i actually feel like i'm from another planet when i express hatred for this show. much like my hatred for "seinfeld." i'm usually pretty open-minded but my reaction to these shows is extremely visceral, i will leave a room/house/party to avoid watching them.

i admit the mechanations of the plots can be clever but i'd rather just look at an equation on a page than sit through a million wobbly dips and swooops of that camera as one after another "realistic" scene is played out with victims wailing and actors playing cops trying on one after another cynical expressions.

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

when this show comes on i feel like a dog forced to listen to some punky toddler blowing endlessly on a tin whistle.

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

At least James Spader will be on it!! I will watch James Spaeder in any old crappy show.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

as for other cop shows HOMICIDE was OK but all of these shows strike me as pornography by other means.

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

but Dan david kelly gave us Charmed!!!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:00 (twenty years ago) link

He did??????????????

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:01 (twenty years ago) link

The existence of "Charmed" does not mitigate the existence of "The Practice".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

"we got dissed"

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

"make a deal"

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

I sympathize with amateurist here, though I can't say I've ever watched more than a few minutes of any of these. I'm probably being unfair, but cop shows just bore me to death in general.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

He did??????????????

At last we know her favorite show! That Buffy thing was all a cover.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 21:54 (twenty years ago) link

I have watched maybe 2 episodes of this show, the thing is it seems v. different from the usual Kelley forumula.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

name a show on television that isn't 'pornography by other means'

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:04 (twenty years ago) link

That John McLaughlin show...though I supposed it's Washington elite smarm porn.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:05 (twenty years ago) link

it's totally porn!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

L & E disturbs me because it is so prosecution-slanted. Almost all of the criminal defense lawyers are sleazeballs. I used to watch it when I was studying for my Criminal Procedure class to see where they screwed up Fourth & Fifth Amendment issues. Generally, they got it right, but there were a few real howlers.

― J (Jay), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

L& E - is this a Law and Order spinoff I'm not familiar with?

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:15 (twenty years ago) link

first comes the law part. then comes the eating part.

that would be the best show ever!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 12 July 2003 01:35 (twenty years ago) link

first comes the law part. then comes the eating part.

Sterling encapsulates my life in two sentences. I will now commit suicide.

― J (Jay), Saturday, 12 July 2003 01:56 (twenty years ago) link

I love how I go away for one day and their are 80 new answers on the L&O thread. (which I opened while watching SVU. And fucking D'Onfrio.)

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 12 July 2003 01:57 (twenty years ago) link

That better an adjective and not a verb!

― rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 12 July 2003 02:20 (twenty years ago) link

verb, baby. And what a verb!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 12 July 2003 02:22 (twenty years ago) link

You bitch!

― rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 12 July 2003 03:06 (twenty years ago) link

amateurist yr on the list now

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:18 (twenty years ago) link

I thought Charmed was the work of Aaron Spelling--of course that does not matter 'cause Law & Order is the work of the only and only:

DICK WOLF.

Best name in showbiz.

― adam (adam), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:30 (twenty years ago) link

Er, one, and um, only.

― adam (adam), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:31 (twenty years ago) link

yeah it is aaron spelling. i temporarily rolled every tv producer in my head together into David Kelley.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:18 (twenty years ago) link

David Kelley did do Picket Fences, right?

FF!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:19 (twenty years ago) link

He was also an LA Law guy, which explains a lot.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 12 July 2003 17:07 (twenty years ago) link

He did Snoops with Gina Gershon that was f'n great while it lasted.

― adam (adam), Saturday, 12 July 2003 18:50 (twenty years ago) link

Really?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 12 July 2003 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

(not "really he did snoops?" but "really it was great?")

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 12 July 2003 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

haha - LA Law is literally the lovechild of Kelley and Bochco!

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

explains alot

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

FF!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 13 July 2003 04:42 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...

So Tuesday's (Tuesday!!!) SVU must have been the episode Mary was talking about. I think they must have run into Mary and asked her about location advice, 'cause they went to Rockaway Beach. And St Stabler delivered a baby?? Jesus Christ.

Law and Order Original Recipe had Dean Wareham as a bartender. I guess they ran out of local bit part actors and now have to use local musicians.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 25 September 2003 15:16 (twenty years ago) link

The rerun I saw last night had a serious story about a thoroughbred horse being killed for insurance money. But the horse's name was Mr. Wickets. Imagine the hilarity of Jerry Orbach, Benjamin Bratt, and Sam Waterston gravely discussing Mr. Wickets.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 September 2003 15:28 (twenty years ago) link

The professional horse-killer in that episode has appeared as a super-nihilist jailbird in another, and I bet he's got punk-rock roots in real life. Anyone know who this guy is? (I'm too lazy to research myself.)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 25 September 2003 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

I don't know, but his character's name was Tibor. That's pretty punk.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 September 2003 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...

LAW AND ORDER COLOURING BOOK!!!

http://www.brandonbird.com/lno_color.html

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

:-O

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

yay internet

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

OMG THERE'S A CONNECT-THE-DOTS AND A MAZE

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

seriously my life is now complete

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

goodbye world

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:04 (twenty years ago) link

I wish it was a real connect-the-dots though! and it was of adam's face!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:05 (twenty years ago) link

That's my friend, Brandon!!!!

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 23 January 2004 20:07 (twenty years ago) link

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