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i used to read the main articles in every issue but let most of my 2010 issues pile up without reading anything.

if you read something good in a new issue of the New Yorker, post about it here.

gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

The review of the new Mao biographies.

Denby's Joan Crawford essay.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

A trick to not letting them pile up: if you're a subscriber, read a couple of articles online at work.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Man I've thought abt starting this thread a few times

just sayin, Friday, 31 December 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

this is why i don't have a subscription

ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Subscription to the print version: $39.95
Subscription to the iPad version: $234.53

http://runawayjuno.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/thumbs-up-low-res.jpg

Katstack Katstack! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 31 December 2010 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

AYYYY WE MAKING INTERNET MONEY

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/490177_o.gif

Katstack Katstack! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 31 December 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

alright enough

J0rdan S., Friday, 31 December 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Anything related to Mexico in the past year's issues has been pretty compelling, mostly by William Finnegan and Alec Wilkinson. The Jane Mayer article about the Koch brothers and the discreet establishment of the tea party is definitely worth reading. This week's Gopnik piece on postmodern desserts is a good read, too.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Friday, 31 December 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Date and month/description of the cover of the issues you're referring to would be helpful!

gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

George Packer's essay on the decadence of the Senate was illuminating.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 December 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, and, both from around August, the profiles of Gil-Scott Heron and John Lurie.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Friday, 31 December 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

A trick to not letting them pile up: if you're a subscriber, read a couple of articles online at work.

― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, December 31, 2010 3:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^otm

johnny crunch, Friday, 31 December 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

links would be nice too

Ismael Klata, Friday, 31 December 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

recent fire:

Joyce Carol Oates, Personal History, “A Widow’s Story,” The New Yorker, December 13, 2010, p. 70

David Owen, Annals of Environmentalism, “The Efficiency Dilemma,” The New Yorker, December 20, 2010, p. 78

johnny crunch, Friday, 31 December 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

only abstracts are online for nonsubscribers for those i think

johnny crunch, Friday, 31 December 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Some articles are popular enough to remain accessible to all (e.g. the Packer article on the Senate to which I linked above).

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 December 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

here's the one abt the koch bros - http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/08/30/100830fa_fact_mayer

just sayin, Friday, 31 December 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

A thread like this for all (literary/current event) magazines would be pretty cool.

Mordy, Friday, 31 December 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Joyce Carol Oates article devastated me.

John Lurie article blew my mind.

dan selzer, Friday, 31 December 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link

dessert article was excellent, thanks for the recc

Mordy, Saturday, 1 January 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link

so john lurie is insane huh

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 January 2011 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link

The review of the new Mao biographies.

seconded

I can take a youtube that's seldom seen, flip it, now it's a meme (Hurting 2), Saturday, 1 January 2011 08:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Gopnik's desserts article was like a magazine version of the No Reservations episode in Spain.

Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Saturday, 1 January 2011 09:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Which is not meant as a negative at all! They make good companion pieces.

Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Saturday, 1 January 2011 09:50 (thirteen years ago) link

dessert article was good but gtf outta here w/ this

Finally, the server arrives with the Messi dessert, as Jordi fusses anxiously in the background. He presents half of a soccer ball, covered with artificial grass; the smell of grass perfumes the air. On the “grass” is a kind of delicately balanced, S-shaped, transparent plastic teeter-totter—like a French curve—with three small meringues on it, and a larger white-chocolate soccer ball balancing them on a protruding platform at the very end. A white candy netting lies on the grass near the white-chocolate ball.

Then, with a cat-that-swallowed-the-canary smile, the server puts a small MP3 player with a speaker on the table. He turns it on and nods.

An announcer’s voice, excited and frantic, explodes. Messi is on the move. “Messi turns and spins!” the announcer cries, and the roar of the crowd at the Bernabéu stadium, in Madrid, fills the table. The server nods, eyes intent. At the signal, you eat the first meringue.

“Messi is alone on goal!” the announcer cries. Another nod, you eat the next scented meringue. “Messi shoots!” A third nod, you eat the last meringue, and, as you do, the entire plastic S-curve, now unbalanced, flips up and over, like a spring, and the white-chocolate soccer ball at the end is released and propelled into the air, high above the white-candy netting.

“MESSI! GOOOOOAL!” The announcer’s voice reaches a hysterical peak and, as it does, the white-chocolate soccer ball drops, strikes, and breaks through the candy netting into the goal beneath it, and, as the ball hits the bottom of a little pit below, a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves is released into your mouth, with a trail of small chocolate pop rocks rising in its wake. Then the passion-fruit cream settles, and you eat it all, with the white-chocolate ball, now broken, in bits within it.

You feel . . . something of what Messi must feel: first, the overwhelming presence of the grass beneath his feet (he’s a short player); then the tentative elegance of acquired skill, represented by the stepladder of the perfumed meringues; and, finally, the infantile joy, the childlike release, of scoring, represented by the passion-fruit cream and the candy-store pop rocks. I saw Jordi watching us from the kitchen entrance. He had the anxious-shading-into-delighted look that marks the artist.

johnny crunch, Saturday, 1 January 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

David Owen, Annals of Environmentalism, “The Efficiency Dilemma,” The New Yorker, December 20, 2010, p. 78

Would not recommend this one! People have been arguing about Jevon's Paradox for a century now, and the article doesn't really advance any significant new ideas. As a primer on the "debate" around energy efficiency, however, it's alright.

hot lava hair (Z S), Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

^ totally recommend that

markers, Monday, 3 January 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i read that one the other day, great stuff

ciderpress, Monday, 3 January 2011 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

it was interesting, lol scientists

ice cr?m, Monday, 3 January 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

i liked this one, seemed like a great premise for movie: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/11/29/101129fa_fact_collins

gr8080, Monday, 3 January 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Haven't finished it yet, but I'm digging the Freud, psychiatry, and mental health in China article (subscription needed): http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/01/10/110110fa_fact_osnos

Mordy, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

The Patel story was amazing.

dan selzer, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah needs a good 3rd act tho.

gr8080, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

he only contributed a couple of articles this year but i always enjoy atul gawande's stuff: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/08/02/100802fa_fact_gawande is probably his best piece this year

they fund ph.d studies, don't they? (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

if anyone subscribes then feel free to webmail me the china/freud article kthx

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I would, but I can't figure out how to turn it into a pdf or another webmail suitable file.

Mordy, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

just copy and paste the text? or is it a different viewer thing.....no worries if that's the case

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

the lehrer article is indeed pretty good and supplies ~evidence~ for my distrust of falsificationism and the inability of some ppl to think of scienctific 'knowledge' subjunctively, tho it does show science self-correcting so i don't read it as a total excoriation of the method

The decline effect is troubling because it reminds us how difficult it is to prove anything. We like to pretend that our experiments define the truth for us. But that’s often not the case. Just because an idea is true doesn’t mean it can be proved. And just because an idea can be proved doesn’t mean it’s true. When the experiments are done, we still have to choose what to believe.

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

The recent one on the Vatican Library was pretty sweet: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/01/03/110103fa_fact_mendelsohn

I really like Toobin's diptych on JP Stevens and... the other guy.

nakhchivan, FYI, digital subscription gives you access to this weird applet-y, un-C&P text.

nomar little (Leee), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, and that review of the new biography on Sergei Diaghilev was A+++++++ and really wish it was available to all humans: http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/books/2010/09/20/100920crbo_books_acocella

nomar little (Leee), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link

you can c+p articles from an library institutional subscription, but the evan osnos china thing is from the jan 10 issue which is not on the library wires yet. if you can't get it nakh, bump this thread in a week or two and i'm sure someone from what the fuck am i getting myself into with this grad school stuff will help you out.

caek, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Lamp, thanks for the Gawande link.

Kip Squashbeef (pixel farmer), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

ive been using a friends login for the subscriber stuff for a while and the interface is just so poor i dont usually bother to fuck w/it - seems theyd much rather you read the actual magazine - lol

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

^agreed. kind of why i started this thread so i knew which actual magazine to pick up and start reading.

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

p interesting follow-up of sorts on the recent duchenne muscular dystrophy activism article -- they just had a spot f/ clay matthews sponsored by cadillac during the orange bowl

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

OK a TA I had in college had a poem published a few issues ago, woah.

nomar little (Leee), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link

the whole Jan. 11 issue is worth picking up, the aforementioned freud in china article is amazing and hilarious, and it also has decent articles about belgium and why stieg larsson is so fucking popular

symsymsym, Monday, 10 January 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link

i know the concept of 'worth picking up' is still valid, even for subscribers, in translating to 'worth retrieving from the well-intentioned pile of unread NYers', BUT in general it's still worth remembering how insanely valuable subscribing to the magazine is when compared to buying a newsstand copy. like forty bucks, for a year, for it to be mailed to your house, which is the cost of like seven newsstand issues.

schlump, Monday, 10 January 2011 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link

what is the point of an article like this? - http://www.newyorker.com/talk/financial/2011/01/17/110117ta_talk_surowiecki

surowiecki doesn't have a single interesting thing to say here

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 January 2011 12:03 (thirteen years ago) link

He's just summarizing the various memes on this now that are being mentioned in newspapers and blogs without asking anyone where things could go from here--what is the future for unionized government employees, will there ever be more unionized private sector employees, how would this help in regards to the inequality differences that have grown since union membership has declined...)

curmudgeon, Monday, 10 January 2011 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

His column is like a monthly crib-sheet of conventional wisdom so you can sound like you know what you're talking about when you get invited to a garden party in Stonington

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 January 2011 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

what is the point of an article like this?

to summarize and provide some context to a current event or idea its not really about 'saying interesting things' its just a primer? like i know being 1000x smarter than anyone else ever is your thing but i mean the section is called 'talk of the town' so yeah, it exists so the mag's readers can get a vague grip on an issue - the column (which john cassidy also writes some weeks) is supposed to be a gloss? & thats not really all that terrible???

⊚ ⓪ ㉧ ☉ ๏ ʘ ◉ ◎ ⓞ Ⓞ (Lamp), Monday, 10 January 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

honestly tracer maybe u wld get more out of the articles u read if u didnt spend all ur energy snarkily coming up w/ reasons why u wld have done it better

⊚ ⓪ ㉧ ☉ ๏ ʘ ◉ ◎ ⓞ Ⓞ (Lamp), Monday, 10 January 2011 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

dude there are a zillion interesting things happening with unions at the moment (the biggest of which imo is the belated but hugely important efforts to hook up with undocumented immigrants). i'm not sorry for wanting more out of a column called "the financial page"! this article could have been written at any time in the last 15 years - there is zero content to it!

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 January 2011 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i'll also admit that i am rankled by his terminology - "cadillac health plans" etc - and his conclusion that ultimately the reason that lots of people "resent" unions now is because unions have been successful at negotiating good contracts

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 January 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

like, if i want economist-lite i'll read newsweek

snark on that one for size

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 January 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

there is a cover story public sector unions in the economist this week. dunno why i'm bringing it up though because i haven't read it.

caek, Monday, 10 January 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

i'll be interested in reading that, in an "oppo research" kind of way.

i should probably just recuse myself from talking about surowiecki - everything about his steez rankles me and i'm finding it hard to put into words - the "primer" aspect is part of it, but there are people who write primer-type stuff who i love. i dunno!

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 January 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

yah i can see finding the article glib and too-neat "The Great Depression invigorated the modern American labor movement. The Great Recession has crippled it" both oversimplifies and maybe misses the point - i was just sort of baffled that you didnt seem to understand why an article like this gets written

⊚ ⓪ ㉧ ☉ ๏ ʘ ◉ ◎ ⓞ Ⓞ (Lamp), Monday, 10 January 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i guess i still don't! the avg new yorker reader could have dictated this article in their sleep 15 years ago

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 January 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

so did anyone else read the all of the "20 under 40" pieces? thought it was pretty disappointing. vaguely remember liking one about a guy working on a boat in florida that catches on fire, but not much else.

Moreno, Monday, 10 January 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

t-pain?

gr8080, Monday, 10 January 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

The psychoanalysis in China article is kind of disappointing imo, mostly because it seems to say that it'll explain why a) psychoanalysis fell out of a favor in the US and most other Western nations, and b) why China then picked it up. The article gets at b) at a certain superficial level, but really doesn't go into a) (which I'm sure has been the subject of a lot of other articles, just would've liked discussion here). Anyway, one of my prof is mentioned in the article, easily the best part of it.

nomar little (Leee), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

really tapping into the slang here

The teens were from a variety of backgrounds—public and private schools, Manhattan and the outer boroughs—and they wore jeans, collared shirts, and leather jackets. They seemed like normal teen-agers, although they all had the faintly glamorous, knowing aura of city kids. They were discussing slang expressions. “ ‘Calm your tits,’ ” Yasha, an eighteen-year-old from Crown Heights, said, citing an expression that means “Calm down.”

“ ‘Good looks,’ ” said Kyjah, a sixteen-year-old fencer from the Upper West Side, who was wearing lime-green nail polish.

“It means ‘Thanks for looking out,’ ” Alexandria, from Yonkers, said. “Somebody’s like, ‘Oh, you dropped money.’ ‘Oh, good looks.’ ”

“ ‘Gucci’ is the same as ‘Good money,’ ” Yasha said.

“You can say, ‘What’s Gucci?’ ” Kyjah said. “ ‘What’s up?’ ”

Matteo, a sixteen-year-old from Park Slope, said, “ ‘What’s poppin’?’ ”

The teens hesitated. “That’s, like, a retro saying.”

Yasha added, “It’s gang-related.”

Read more http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2011/01/10/110110ta_talk_widdicombe#ixzz1AgfxnnHS

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Does a print subscription also give access to the full digital edition + archives? Their website is suspiciously vague about that.

earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes it does - my international one does anyway.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

yes, you can look at literally every single page of every single issue going back to 1921 or something.

the applet viewer thing is kinda stupid, but functional

gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

the david brooks article is so terrible i cant remember the last time i read something that managed to be so offensive w/o actually saying or meaning anything

Lamp, Friday, 14 January 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, that was ugh.

Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i am considering writing a disappointed email, is how disappointed i am, right now

Lamp, Friday, 14 January 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I know right! I couldn't even get through it.

I did enjoy the unintentional irony of describing what would commonly be thought of as "people skills" or "intuition" or "emotional intelligence" in ridiculously labored and aspergerian terms.

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 January 2011 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

The psychoanalysis in China article is kind of disappointing imo, mostly because it seems to say that it'll explain why a) psychoanalysis fell out of a favor in the US and most other Western nations, and b) why China then picked it up. The article gets at b) at a certain superficial level, but really doesn't go into a) (which I'm sure has been the subject of a lot of other articles, just would've liked discussion here). Anyway, one of my prof is mentioned in the article, easily the best part of it.

― nomar little (Leee), Monday, January 10, 2011 7:21 PM Bookmark

Agree with this. Started to raise some interesting implications about what psychoanalysis could mean for China as well, but then wastes way too much ink on here-and-now descriptions of various conferences and meetings, which new yorker writers love to bore us with.

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 January 2011 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

freud/china piece nakh http://pastie.org/1460821

caek, Friday, 14 January 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

The David Brooks article was so poor that I kept double checking to see if it was in fact fiction and supposed to be ironic. Or, failing that, if it was nonfiction and supposed to be a parody.

Virginia Plain, Friday, 14 January 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I knew the Brooks article would settle the argument.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 January 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I had trouble just imagining people named Harold and Erica being the same age.

Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

that article was not about people it was abt the Composure Class (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Empty Factoids)

Lamp, Friday, 14 January 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

omg that brooks article guys

horseshoe, Friday, 14 January 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

unacceptable

horseshoe, Friday, 14 January 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i saw the name and sort of hoped it was a different david brooks and after about two sentences i was like DX

max, Friday, 14 January 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Page 1 of 6?

forget it

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 January 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Reading Jon Lee Anderson's recent article about Sri Lanka. I'm so curious what his personality is like, as far as how he behaves in a room with dictators and drug lords and everyone else he commiserates with as a reporter. (His article on Rio gangs from last year is terrific, too.)

like launch the globs and strands (Eazy), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sure he tries really hard not to say anything offensive.

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

JL Anderson is great.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

That's the thing -- I'm just really curious about what his manners and body language are like when he's sitting with legitimately paranoid, genuine killers.

like launch the globs and strands (Eazy), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

(His article on Rio gangs from last year is terrific, too.)

loved this^^. favorite thing I read last year aside from maybe the Sibera travelogue (or was that 09?)

gr8080, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

International subscriber so always about a week behind. That Brooks piece was such a bore, and added up to nothing as far as I could tell. Seemed like the editors took the day off when that made it onto the page.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I would like to add my ire about the piece of shit that was that Brooks thing.

quincie, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link

All the action's over on the Brooks thread, it seems. Cloudberry!

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

New Yorker evidently messed up the John Lurie article. Have a look at the blog:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2010/08/video-john-lurie-the-drawing-show.html

katharine, Thursday, 20 January 2011 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, clearly Lurie's close friends and supporters didn't like it!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 January 2011 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I got one par into the David Brooks article before I flipped to the Sri Lanka one.

Anyway, Jill Lepore on constitutional "originalism" is must-read: http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/atlarge/2011/01/17/110117crat_atlarge_lepore

Fairport Dinkum Convention (Leee), Saturday, 22 January 2011 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

just got her book, whites of their eyes.

dan selzer, Sunday, 23 January 2011 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Dan, have you read the Lepore book yet? What do you think?

Another great one:
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/01/24/110124fa_fact_gawande

I've only read three of Atul Gawande's pieces, but they are all so uniformly excellent. Does he ever write anything not worth reading?

Cobra Laser-Face (Leee), Saturday, 29 January 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Haven't read it. Have a backlog of books I'll never read from the holidays.

The Gawande articles are getting so much attention. This last one is getting picked up on all the political/progressive blogs as well general interest blogs.

dan selzer, Sunday, 30 January 2011 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah atul's stuff is regularly great

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 January 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

if you are a(n american) sports fan, it's def worth reading ben mcgrath on concussions in football

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 January 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

gawande article on health care is so good, so inspiring in content and as journalism. wow

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 31 January 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Definitely, that Gawande article was fantastic. I'm playing catch up on the last few issues and just read that one last night.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 31 January 2011 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

btw http://gawande.com/

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link

he is awesome

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 31 January 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

if you are a(n american) sports fan, it's def worth reading ben mcgrath on concussions in football

― mookieproof, Sunday, January 30, 2011 12:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

this one from 2009 is a great read too: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/10/19/091019fa_fact_gladwell

gr8080, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link

finally got my copy of the Jan 10 issue (i run about 3 weeks behind cover dates, being in the middle of the ocean and all. i'll see them on the news stand before my mailbox)

the freud in china thing was awesome but the story about banana scientists and the story about the sadaam statue were even better. gr8 issue

gr8080, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i always run about a month and a half late on the mag.

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I used to be great at keeping totally up to date, but lately I've been reading a bunch of random books I got over the holidays so I'm losing my place.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i'm basically a year behind on reading.

i just mean when they actually arrive in my mailbox.

gr8080, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

is the new yorker better than the NYRB or LRB?

smanghetti bollocknaked (cozen), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

woof!

US: 1 year (47 issues) of The New Yorker for $39.95
UK: 47 issues (one year) for $120

smanghetti bollocknaked (cozen), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

$40 is insane value

smanghetti bollocknaked (cozen), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

NYer is great for original reportage, but the criticism pales next to NY- or LRB

x-ps

C0L1N B..., Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

it's a totally different kind of thing to either. not really a ranking decision if you want to subscribe to one.

caek, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

lrb is £12 per year in the uk, but it's monthly.

caek, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link

ta

thought the LRB was fortnightly, tho it might've changed since my sub lapsed

smanghetti bollocknaked (cozen), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

oh you are right, it is fortnightly. £12 is for six months.

i get nyrb, which is $109 for european addresses. if you want a mag with short fiction or plenty of up to date criticism of stuff other than academic books and literary fiction then it is not for you. i just like it's very slow style.

caek, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

its

caek, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i got my first 2 years of NYer for $25/year /braggin

gr8080, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

My mother pays for mine!

dan selzer, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

lol my subscription was also a gift from my mother

Lamp, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

ha, now I know what to ask my dad for as a birthday present

ljubljana, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link

When I was married we maintained two subscriptions so we'd not have to share. Marriage would no doubt have ended sooner had we tried to make due with just one sub.

quincie, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

lol my subscription was also a gift from my mother

^me three

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link

tho i asked for it originally & would pay myself

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link

me four. her mom did the same for her so it's a family tradition now.

Moreno, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link

the reporter who profiled guillermo del toro in this weeks issue seems a little over obsessed with his weight. like, comically so.

Moreno, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i think i've had a new yorker subscription for a decade now
lol old

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

xp i agree there were several descriptor details (not just weight stuff, cant remember off hand) that made me cringe

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

It'll be a decade for me this summer. One of the first issues I got featured that Alex Ross article on Radiohead.

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link

o one was not eye candy but "eye protein"
i guess that might'ev been str8 reportage tho

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah just the constant status updates on his weight like it must be a sign of his anxiousness!!!

Moreno, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

when my mom visits she always asks why i read the new yorker when i no longer live in new york.

:-/

Z S, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link

no answer will satisfy her

Z S, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm on a $20-something subscription for one year, I randomly got a solicitation letter one day and was all, woah nice deal.

Cobra Laser-Face (Leee), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link

when my mom visits she always asks why i read the new yorker when i no longer live in new york.

:-/

― Z S, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 05:03 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol my friends do this too, it is annoying

just sayin, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 09:27 (thirteen years ago) link

what, ask? or read it?

Mark G, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link

ask

just sayin, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link

"why do you read entertainment weekly if you're not an entertainer"

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

"why do you read the atlantic monthly if you're not a large body of water"

Lamp, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, then she'll thumb through the first 20 pages or so and see a bunch of listings for upcoming local NY events, so I guess I can sort of see it. I'm trying to give my mam the benefit of the doubt, dudes

Z S, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

when people ask me that i just tell them the nyer has hilarious cartoons and that's why i subscribe

gr8080, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i tell them it's for nancy franklins incisive tv criticism

just sayin, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

i need to know consumer goods prices from patricia marx

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

what is up with patricia marx anyway?

horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

she's working it on the avenue

Prom Dressantino 2011 (Lamp), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

partricia marx stuff is just crazy. how long has she been writing for the magazine?

just sayin, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

sometimes it's funny, but most of the time I start reading it without paying attention and start thinking, when is this interesting article about shopping going to get to the point? Then I notice it's her article and I realize it's just going to be 3 more pages of gift prices and snarky comments.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh fuckin hate patricia marx

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

partricia marx stuff is just crazy. how long has she been writing for the magazine?

feel like shes been writing the xmas issue 'upper west siders buy shit' article since i started reading the mag in high school but google says 1989

sometimes i half enjoy the ivy league legacy types @ the new yorker but marx is p worthless & unfunny

Prom Dressantino 2011 (Lamp), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but as bad as she is, even she isn't as unfunny and uninteresting as shouts and murmurs routinely is.

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

do people find the woody allen shouts & murmurs funny? i can barley get through those and they're only like a page long.

and patricia marx articles are the only ones i skip by byline alone.

Moreno, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

i wonder why i don't spend more time being enraged by patricia marx, the way i do with nancy franklin? it's like i forget she exists as soon as i see her byline and think "wtf?"

horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't mind Nancy Franklin.

I loved Woody Allen growing up, but his S + M stuff is terrible. Maybe it's no different and I'm the one who changed. I love Jack Handey and a few others. Every few issues there's a S + M that I think is pretty funny.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Did not know that Ben McGrath was only 34.

http://www.newyorker.com/images/contributors/p233/contributor_benmcgrathphoto_p233_crop.jpg

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not sure that I've ever laughed, even internally, at Shouts + Murmurs. Not even Woody Allen, and I love that guy.

Z S, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

this was good - What I imagined the people around me were saying when I was...

just sayin, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

sad to see bob odenkirk being unfunny in last weeks S&M.

Moreno, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

it's like trying to be funny at a funeral; the location makes things more difficult.

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Simon Rich has a lot of funny ones:

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/bios/simon_rich/search?contributorName=simon%20rich

dan selzer, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't care for any of those really.

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

but that's me i guess.

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't even bother w/ "shouts & murmurs" anymore

gr8080, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I like a enough of them. Maybe you guys aren't "new yorker" enough. Maybe Hawaii and New Jersey have their own funny magazines for your sensibilities.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

lol, dude i am posting from 53rd and 5th. i was mugged on the way in by the statue of liberty.

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I AM NY

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

simon rich and jack handey are the only shouts and murmurs authors worth reading

max, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

patricia marx sucks but its harder to be mad about her than nancy franklin b/c theres no reason for them to have only one, terrible tv reviewer, instead of one terrible one and one p good one, the way they do with all the rest of their critics

max, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

name names

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

lane - good
denby - terrible

alex ross - good
sfj - hit or miss

james wood and some of the other bros - ok
adam gopnik - f this dude

max, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

poor joan acocella

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

"some of the other bros"

max, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

if you are a(n american) sports fan, it's def worth reading ben mcgrath on concussions in football

― mookieproof, Sunday, January 30, 2011 12:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

this one from 2009 is a great read too: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/10/19/091019fa_fact_gladwell

― gr8080, Tuesday, February 1, 2011 2:11 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I was like wtf big-upping a Gladwell piece, but after I read it, it's actually a little bit better on both the medical side and the moral side (though I can imagine people thinking that MG is stretching the analogy).

Cobra Laser-Face (Leee), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

lol malcom gladwell hating is such an ILX cliche

gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

lol so is ur face. ^_^

Cobra Laser-Face (Leee), Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm a big peter schjalujkojahl fan. forget who the other art critic is.

Moreno, Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i dont think they have a second art critic. not in the back of the book.

and yea i like schjeldahl too. dont always agree with him but hes a great writer.

max, Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I can see that Gopnik is incredibly intelligent and a deft, original prose writer but something about him aggravates the hell out of me. It's self-conscious "fine writing" of the kind that James Wood is always slamming in fiction.

I saw that Ben McGrath was 34 and that he'd first contributed in 2002. I don't know how anyone gets to be a New Yorker contributor but certainly not a 25/26-year-old. Do you just get the call one day? Do you hang around the office until they get tired of telling you no? Do you have to make your bones, mob-style?

I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (Dorianlynskey), Thursday, 3 February 2011 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link

WS James Surowiecki any day of the week.

No really, he's hot.

quincie, Thursday, 3 February 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

he used to live on my block

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 February 2011 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Where does he live now, I will run to him

quincie, Thursday, 3 February 2011 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

he and his poetess wife moved elsewhere, sorry

john seabrook on crowds/stampedes is v. interesting

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 February 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

ben mcgraths dad used to be the magazines fiction editor

max, Thursday, 3 February 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

had never heard of that hillsborough soccer disaster, that photo is srsly something -

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01380/HillsboroughDisast_1380793c.jpg

johnny crunch, Thursday, 3 February 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

ben mcgraths dad used to be the magazines fiction editor

Mystery solved. Not to say he's not a good writer.

I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (Dorianlynskey), Thursday, 3 February 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

hey someone just posted this to facebook

ahem cobble hill was NOT rough when you moved there in 2002 . . honky please . . i know its the new yorker but still

whats it abt, seems like a good topic to discuss here

ice cr?m, Friday, 4 February 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link

true, but the dude wrote that in a piece about his wife dying, so maybe it should slide

mookieproof, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

What article is that? I don't remember and I have opinions, as somebody who lived in Cobble Hill in 2002.

dan selzer, Friday, 4 February 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, jesus, it's like the saddest story ever.

it's the personal history one from this weeks issue. xp

Moreno, Friday, 4 February 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/02/07/110207fa_fact_goldman

mookieproof, Friday, 4 February 2011 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

my cousin lived in cobble hill in 2002, someone got murdered in the house next to hers

max, Friday, 4 February 2011 03:55 (thirteen years ago) link

There really isn't many parts of any big city, especially one that's this diverse, that isn't a stone's throw from some less safe neighborhood. Cobble Hill and Boerum Hill and Carroll Gardens are some of the most desirable streets in Brooklyn and are filled with wealthy, wealthy people, living 1 block from a relatively bad housing project. I haven't read the story yet, but while I'd certainly say that by 2002 most of Cobble Hill was gentrified, doesn't mean you wouldn't find yourself in a rough area if you walk 1 block in the wrong direction. And it's still that way.

dan selzer, Friday, 4 February 2011 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link

lots of mafiabros iirc

max, Friday, 4 February 2011 04:41 (thirteen years ago) link

True, but they never mugged my friend who lived a block away!

John Lurie discussing his questionable New Yorker profile:

http://www.jambands.com/features/2011/02/01/john-lurie-sustains/

dan selzer, Friday, 4 February 2011 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

ruth franklin's article on h.g. adler is really good (01/31/11 issue)

cowboys_defeats_magic_earth2.jpg (Lamp), Sunday, 6 February 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Working my way through the Guillermo del Toro, and actually my biggest gripe is how the reporter renders del Toro's speech into stilted sound bites, when I remember him speaking a lot more expansively and dynamically.

Cobra Laser-Face (Leee), Sunday, 6 February 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

the funniest thing about that profile was the paragraph he devotes to giving clueless new yoker readers a little background on who this h.p. lovecraft fellow is

cowboys_defeats_magic_earth2.jpg (Lamp), Sunday, 6 February 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I seem to recall Oliver Sacks' last two articles being pretty great, and I'm surprised they hadn't been mentioned yet (since he was mentioned in the NPR or Radiolab thread). Anyway, they're both behind the pay wall. :(

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/08/30/100830fa_fact_sacks (2010/08/30)
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/06/28/100628fa_fact_sacks (2010/06/28)

Cobra Laser-Face (Leee), Monday, 7 February 2011 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i was like ok i dont have much 2 do this morning, ill print out this paul haggis/scientology article....it's 49 pages!

johnny crunch, Monday, 7 February 2011 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link

And it's a tease of a forthcoming book, no?

The best bits of the Haggis piece come at the end, btw, with the revelation of some brazen church-contradicting forgeries. Not that you should skip to the end of anything.

The biggest (so to speak) revelation of the del Toro piece is how ... hefty the guy is. 300 pounds! But dude is clearly smart and knows his nerd stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 February 2011 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

man do i hate paul haggis

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i read the whole thing. but yeah, that stuff abt hubbards war records was prob the most damning

johnny crunch, Monday, 7 February 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

the whole thing was just like parenthetical denials of every claim idk scientologys tenets seem like ideas a bratty little kid would come up with - ie. it's sacrilidge & damaging to us for non members to read our scriptures, etc

johnny crunch, Monday, 7 February 2011 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2011/02/07/110207ta_talk_paumgarten

Enjoyed this quick profile of The Man Who Plays The Most Interesting Man In The World

also liking Gopnik's roundup of all manner of writings on how the internet is making our life better or worse

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 February 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/02/14/110214fa_fact_fey

The writing is pretty terrible, but: Ball of Fingers.

Asparagus Peee (Leee), Saturday, 19 February 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

dressed like i am here to repair your aquarium

your LiveJournal experience (schlump), Saturday, 19 February 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

the article about near-earth-objects/NEOs in this week's is good; i'm only half way through. affectionate portraits of ex-austronaut guys, ex-astronaut probably being the best ex-thing you can be. hearing about them all sat around a conference table at a best western makes me want to watch mission to mars (should i watch mission to mars y/n)

there are some sciency types on ilx so this primer for dilettantes about a relatively underrepresented issue might be too basic if you're really into NEOs and stuff

your LiveJournal experience (schlump), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link

that is either the 2nd or 3rd said sayrafiezadeh story ive liked quite a bit, has anyone read his memoir?

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2011/02/07/110207ta_talk_paumgarten

Enjoyed this quick profile of The Man Who Plays The Most Interesting Man In The World

nick paumgarten is one of my favorite staff writers...he had that narrative of the days surrounding the collapse of the economy a while back that was amazing/made me want to kill myself

horseshoe, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link

YES that was crazy

just sayin, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i had a quick google around and couldn't work out which one that was - any clues?

your LiveJournal experience (schlump), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

hey thank you. made me want to kill myself should not be such a ringing endorsement but i've loved some other stuff that's ticked the same boxes

your LiveJournal experience (schlump), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Jeffrey Goldberg piece about Haaretz and the Israeli left is amazing. Not done with it yet -- it be long.

The Corner Stander, The Suggest Ban Hammer (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

David Remnick

Mordy, Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Tho I'd be really curious to read a similar article by Goldberg

Mordy, Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

ha, whoops

The Corner Stander, The Suggest Ban Hammer (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

That actually makes sense -- I tend to like Remnick's writing a lot and Goldberg's less.

The Corner Stander, The Suggest Ban Hammer (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Goldberg did that one about the white guy who poached African poachers, right?

My Urine No Longer Smells Like Asparagus (Leee), Friday, 25 February 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link

paumgarten wrote the elevator article, that was dope

johnny crunch, Friday, 25 February 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^loved the elevator article! But it totally messed with me when years later I was stuck on an elevator after hours at my office.

quincie, Friday, 25 February 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

what happened??

Neu! romancer (dayo), Friday, 25 February 2011 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Only in there for about half an hour (I think--didn't have watch, phone, or reading material, so it felt like a long time!), but the elevator emergency phone guy did have to call my husband and explain that I'd be home later than planned. I had plenty of time to contemplate tht fact that being stuck for the weekend (like that guy in the NYer article) was entirely possible.

quincie, Friday, 25 February 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Evidently The New Yorker screwed up John Lurie. You should check out Lurie’s comments about the article and stalker situation. so sad…:
http://www.jambands.com/features/2011/02/01/john-lurie-sustains/

karen65, Friday, 25 February 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

do we have a general rolling thread for long-form articles/journalism worth reading or am I misremembering

in odd we trust (cozen), Sunday, 27 February 2011 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

its in 77

Neu! romancer (dayo), Sunday, 27 February 2011 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link

(what's the procedure for getting on 77? sounds like a good thread.)

toby, Sunday, 27 February 2011 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link

can't find it :/

in odd we trust (cozen), Sunday, 27 February 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

: ) thanks

in odd we trust (cozen), Sunday, 27 February 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

toby you could try asking mods I think 77 requests are being handled on a case by case basis

Neu! romancer (dayo), Sunday, 27 February 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Man, as always seems to happen with the New Yorker, I have no idea how I missed that elevator piece - sometimes I'm convinced the letters page is a pomo joke referencing articles that don't exist, from fabricated readers - but I just read it and it was awesome!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 February 2011 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

the article about near-earth-objects/NEOs in this week's is good; i'm only half way through. affectionate portraits of ex-austronaut guys, ex-astronaut probably being the best ex-thing you can be. hearing about them all sat around a conference table at a best western makes me want to watch mission to mars (should i watch mission to mars y/n)

Yeah, this was pretty fun, especially as I just finished reading Packing for Mars which was knee-deep in lolz. However, it includes this quotation from an idiot Congressman:

the stampede of people trying to get the public to move on global warming versus the tiny number on an issue that really could destroy us -- it gives me a further understanding of mankind.

I mean...! Ugh! Great way to bolster your scientific credibility.

My Urine No Longer Smells Like Asparagus (Leee), Sunday, 27 February 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

ha, yeah, i think it took a sec for me to try to square 'NEO enthusiast' with 'republican congressman' and everything else that platform must entail

your LiveJournal experience (schlump), Sunday, 27 February 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Man, as always seems to happen with the New Yorker, I have no idea how I missed that elevator piece - sometimes I'm convinced the letters page is a pomo joke referencing articles that don't exist, from fabricated readers - but I just read it and it was awesome!

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, February 27, 2011 6:20 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

This American Life did a story on this too, right? Google is failing me.

gr8080, Sunday, 27 February 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

read that huge thing on Paul Haggis and Scientology yesterday; i think my favorite part was the one little paragraph of Josh Brolin's A+ trolling:

One of those actors, Josh Brolin, told me that, in a “moment of real desperation,” he visited the Celebrity Centre and received “auditing”—spiritual counselling. He quickly decided that Scientology wasn’t for him. But he still wonders what the religion does for celebrities like Cruise and Travolta: “Each has a good head on his shoulders, they make great business decisions, they seem to have wonderful families. Is that because they were helped by Scientology?” This is the question that makes celebrities so crucial to the religion. And, clearly, there must be something rewarding if such notable people lend their names to a belief system that is widely scorned.

Brolin says that he once witnessed John Travolta practicing Scientology. Brolin was at a dinner party in Los Angeles with Travolta and Marlon Brando. Brando arrived with a cut on his leg, and explained that he had injured himself while helping a stranded motorist on the Pacific Coast Highway. He was in pain. Travolta offered to help, saying that he had just reached a new level in Scientology. Travolta touched Brando’s leg and Brando closed his eyes. “I watched this process going on—it was very physical,” Brolin recalls. “I was thinking, This is really fucking bizarre! Then, after ten minutes, Brando opens his eyes and says, ‘That really helped. I actually feel different!’ ” (Travolta, through a lawyer, called this account “pure fabrication.”)

if Josh Brolin is making all that up he is my favorite Hollywood actor of all time

gr8080, Sunday, 27 February 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

loved loved loved the haaretz article. i always enjoy the english language edition, any ilx israelis (ilxraelis?) who can vouch for the quality of the hebrew language haaretz?

symsymsym, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

was gonna go with a "fuck the haaretz" one liner but perhaps too much

bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i get it, it's an anagram (almost)!

symsymsym, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Turkish soccer fanatics (2011/3/7):
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/03/07/110307fa_fact_batuman

Smells Like Peen Asparagus (Leee), Saturday, 5 March 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah that one is terrific.

max, Saturday, 5 March 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

loved loved loved the haaretz article. i always enjoy the english language edition, any ilx israelis (ilxraelis?) who can vouch for the quality of the hebrew language haaretz?

― symsymsym, Tuesday, March 1, 2011 7:22 PM Bookmark

Wife remembers it being good but doesn't read much Israeli news anymore -- sort of finds it too painful I guess.

bury my heart at wounded nerd (Hurting 2), Sunday, 6 March 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

liked the ben marcus story this wk

johnny crunch, Sunday, 20 March 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Link?

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 20 March 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Thought Tina Fey on comedy writing was very funny.

for real molars who ain't got no fillings (Hurting 2), Sunday, 20 March 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

it's subscription only i think xp

johnny crunch, Sunday, 20 March 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Thought Tina Fey on comedy writing was very funny.

Yeah, loads better than her first one.

stronglo recommendington (Leee), Sunday, 20 March 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

this is great:
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/12/20/101220fa_fact_paumgarten

gr8080, Monday, 21 March 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes it is. Paumgarten's brilliant.

Pop is superior to all other genres (DL), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

it made me nostalgic for my youth in a small new england town where i evenly devided my free time between exploring forests and playing nintendo

gr8080, Monday, 21 March 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

that bioessay is one of the best pieces on video games i've ever read

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 March 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Magnus Carlsen, chess prodigy (sub required): http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/03/21/110321fa_fact_max

stronglo recommendington (Leee), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:55 (thirteen years ago) link

just finished that article on the train ride home from work. Great.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:59 (thirteen years ago) link

has anyone read that super loooooooong oil spill article?

just sayin, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^Finished it yesterday. I was definitely waiting for a piece like this to appear, and was definitely surprised by the general takeaway that shit wasn't that bad and ppl were being way too alarmist.

But then, I basically couldn't follow the story back when it was unfolding that closely because it started giving me a nervous breakdown.

Would love to hear some other perspectives on the article.

return, descender (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

what issue was it in

gr8080, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

mar 14
and yeah im half way through it + am like jon, dont know enough abt the situation to judge it, it is really interesting that the general gist of the article is that ppl were freaking out a lil too much

just sayin, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, ppl were right to freak out, but also, everyone involved was doing a really really good job working on it (including bp)

just sayin, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I read this article as a bizarro companion to the Haggis/Scientology piece.

Esteban Buttezface (Leee), Sunday, 27 March 2011 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link

read that Haaretz piece- loved it.

gr8080, Monday, 28 March 2011 07:22 (thirteen years ago) link

everyone should read this rodrigo rosenberg article

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/04/04/110404fa_fact_grann?currentPage=all

johnny crunch, Monday, 28 March 2011 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

david grann is the best

max, Monday, 28 March 2011 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link

lol that piece is some serious through the looking glass type shit

ice cr?m, Monday, 28 March 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

i was referring to the hollywood therapist one FYI

ice cr?m, Monday, 28 March 2011 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link

tho i am v much looking forward to reading the guatemalan conspiracy, i have it open in a tab all rtg

ice cr?m, Monday, 28 March 2011 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

that piece is great great

iatee, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link

btw i will sendspace u nyer articles that are subscriber-only

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

everyone should read this rodrigo rosenberg article

this is otm

em.pty HOLD (Lamp), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

tellin you guys, david grann is the shit, i highly recommend his collection of nyer stories from last year

max, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.amazon.com/Devil-Sherlock-Holmes-Madness-Obsession/dp/0385517920

max, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ that. Top 3 Grann:

The Chameleon: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/08/11/080811fa_fact_grann?currentPage=all
The Mark of a Masterpiece: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/07/12/100712fa_fact_grann
and of course Trial By Fire: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/09/07/090907fa_fact_grann

Also recommend Lost City of Z, which is less wow but still really interesting.

misty sensorium (Plasmon), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh yeah. I'm really bad at paying attention to who writes what, but those 3 articles were all amazing.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I kind of love the New Yorker these days. Used to stan for Harper's but the only thing I've enjoyed reading in that recently was Vollmann's piece on the homeless people he associated with in San Diego. The New Yorker is bringing it with regularity.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 05:30 (thirteen years ago) link

er, Sacramento

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link

which is probably a much sadder place to be homeless than San Diego

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link

lol the art authenticator one was so R U SERIOUS sweet read xp

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i didnt realise the same dude wrote all 3 of those articles! that art one just got crazier + crazier

just sayin, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 08:01 (thirteen years ago) link

haven't read that one yet but "the chameleon" was pretty insane, i should check out that book

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Finished the Rosenberg article -- WOW.

farting in the shower - C/D (Leee), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link

love the anna faris profile from this week

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link

ANNA FARIS PROFILE!!!!???

gr8080, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/04/11/110411fa_fact_miller

Is this piece any good?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i remember the one about the chameleon! these articles are amazing.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

yall need to hop aboard the grann-wagon with me and plasmon

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i went on a grann-spree last week

ordered that book too

gr8080, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

the texas arson thing was so :(

I remember reading the chameleon one but I forgot what happened in it

dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

anna as claire on six feet under wouldve been nuts

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah texas arson thing was awesome, looking forward to re-reading it when my copy of the book comes.

learning this was a little bit of a let-down tho: http://www.crimeandconsequences.com/crimblog/2009/10/willinghams-last-words.html

gr8080, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link

i wish grann had used the whole quote but this is BS:

Now that is a way different exit picture than the one Grann painted for us. Not only were Willingham's very last words the diametric opposite of the high-toned, religious sentiments Grann led us to believe were the very last, but they bear on one of the most difficult things to comprehend about this case -- motive. Why would a father intentionally burn up his baby girls?

Well, as incomprehensible as it seems, we know that some fathers do kill their young children, and anger at the mother is one common reason. If that tirade was directed at his ex-wife Stacy, as the reporter who was there believed it was, it helps fill in the motive.

yes all of granns meticulous reporting and evidence for innonce, proven wrong by the profane rantings of a man condemned to die

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

max otm

gr8080, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link

2/3rds of the way through the Rosenberg article. Holy shit. All I want to know is when is the Tony Gilroy movie version coming out?

dan selzer, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, that Rosenberg article was an amazing read.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, again grann lives up to the cliche "stranger than fiction"!

tylerw, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I meant to read just a couple of pages of the Rosenberg article at lunch and wound up finishing the thing in one go. The magazine is on an incredible roll. I wonder if its circulation and subscription figures have remained steady; I'd imagine it hasn't lost much of its urban liberal base.

Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Woah, those last words. Talk about changing tack halfway through.

Yeah. The only statement I want to make is that I am an innocent man -- convicted of a crime I did not commit. I have been persecuted for 12 years for something I did not do. From God's dust I came and to dust I will return -- so the earth shall become my throne. I gotta go, road dog. I love you Gabby. I hope you rot in hell, bitch; I hope you fucking rot in hell, bitch. You bitch; I hope you fucking rot, cunt. That is it.

Pop is superior to all other genres (DL), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

think it's noted in this thread but $50 or so for a year's subscription is a ridiculous deal. and i don't even take advantage of the online archives very much.

tylerw, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I got the "educator's discount" last August: $32 then.

Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

you monster

tylerw, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

lol that quote is killing me... lord, why have you forsaken me? ride or die bitch fuck cunt booger.

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I meant to read just a couple of pages of the Rosenberg article at lunch and wound up finishing the thing in one go. The magazine is on an incredible roll. I wonder if its circulation and subscription figures have remained steady; I'd imagine it hasn't lost much of its urban liberal base.

― Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, April 6, 2011 3:39 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

im pretty sure theyve risen since remnick took over; the really amazing figure is that the mag has a resubscribe rate of near 90%

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

that rosenberg article is insane

had read the chameleon and the art piece before, the arson was new but had never really picked up name of author

need to renew my subscription

H in Addis, Thursday, 7 April 2011 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I got the "educator's discount" last August: $32 then.

― Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, April 6, 2011 9:44 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

$25/year for the last 2 years, suckers

gr8080, Thursday, 7 April 2011 06:44 (thirteen years ago) link

but i get them 3 or 4 weeks late, even the newstands here get them a week ahead of me somehow

gr8080, Thursday, 7 April 2011 06:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I get the "my mom buys me a subscription" discount.

$0/year for 8+ years

dan selzer, Thursday, 7 April 2011 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link

that's how to live.

gr8080, Thursday, 7 April 2011 07:13 (thirteen years ago) link

UK sub is something like £120 (or maybe $120, I forget which) but still worth it.

Pop is superior to all other genres (DL), Thursday, 7 April 2011 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link

$25/year for the last 2 years, suckers

^^^yesss

at some point during the rodrigo rosenberg article i actually wondered if it was leading up to an april fool's joke

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 April 2011 09:43 (thirteen years ago) link

guys, guys - let's not allow a few pieces of meticulously researched and tautly written long-form journalism obscure the reams of smug forgettable shit in this monthly publication

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 April 2011 10:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Patricia Marx to thread.

Pop is superior to all other genres (DL), Thursday, 7 April 2011 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

It's weekly BTW

Pop is superior to all other genres (DL), Thursday, 7 April 2011 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

haha yes. which is kind of a miracle actually

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 April 2011 11:05 (thirteen years ago) link

$25/year for the last 2 years, suckers

Let's poll the subscription options.

Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 April 2011 12:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I, like everyone else, accumulate daunting piles of New Yorkers, because each issue has so much I want to read. Then I wait for a vacation and bring along five or six issues. They're light and disposable, and I can discard them (or give them away, or leave them behind) wherever I happen to finish them. Perfect for airplanes, waiting rooms and hotels. Each issue is like a great little anthology.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 April 2011 13:21 (thirteen years ago) link

guys, guys - let's not allow a few pieces of meticulously researched and tautly written long-form journalism obscure the reams of smug forgettable shit in this monthly publication

Oh, good ol' reliable ilx, always someone coming along to rain on the parade.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 April 2011 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link

patricia marx writes what like... six articles a year?

the nyer critics are probably 3/4s unbearable but the rest of the stuff is consistently great, incl. talk of the town

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i've been finding the ny'er amazingly un-smug lately, i guess except for that insane david brooks article that i couldn't even finish.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh & i say this as a fan i think the NYer house style w/ its long-form pieces is too straight & bland to be "smug"

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Adam Gopnik's pretty smug but I agree that the house style mostly avoids that pitfall.

Enjoyed the Tunisia feature in the same issue as the Grann one.

Pop is superior to all other genres (DL), Thursday, 7 April 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

ive given up on "shouts and murmurs"

gr8080, Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

lioke even if someone who's opinion i respect tells me there's a good one i should read i refuse to on principle

gr8080, Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah haha i forgot about shouts and murmurs in my estimation of the nyers smugness, probably because i never, ever read it

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

basically i check to see if its jack handey and if its not i skip

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I cannot face shouts & murmurs ever. I also never read the short fiction, cards on table.

What is the Rosenberg story everyone is talking abt? Starting to worry that I misplaced an issue...

the Stars That Play with Laughing Sam's Doink (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

It's in last week's issue and also online:
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/04/04/110404fa_fact_grann

jaymc, Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh cool, got that one already, been saving it.

George RR Martin profile in the current ish was hella depressing. Fans are not good people.

the Stars That Play with Laughing Sam's Doink (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah shouts and murmurs blows obv

call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

The short fiction is hit or miss, but I liked the Murakami story they re-ran in the Japan issue.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i read the martin profile last night -- don't know anything about the guy, but yeeesh. his fans! definitely a good book or something to be written (if it hasn't been written already) about modern fandom, and how the internet has mucked everything up.

tylerw, Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

It's rly rly weird psychologically and the GRRM profile is far from the first time I have noticed it; basically, Fans with a capital F have this weird seething RAGE toward the creators of the narratives they want. Like this impotent rage. The creator(s) don't even have to be late on delivery of new work like GRRM has been, the Fans just are constantly teetering between deification and hatred of those who CONTROL "their" characters. There DOES need to be a new book abt it because the internet has exacerbated it severely.

the Stars That Play with Laughing Sam's Doink (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i still read the fiction every week but it's kind of depressing how far its fallen off. i remember back in the early to mid 00's when they had authors like munro, edward jones, murakami, jhumpa lahiri, etc in constant rotation. there's still a quality story now and then but it's much less frequent. i do really like the fiction podcast from the website tho.

Moreno, Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.slate.com/id/2290801/

vampire weeknd (cozen), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

all aboard the grann wagon

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

groann

vampire weeknd (cozen), Monday, 11 April 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Started Lost City of Z and seriously, crack on paper.

Did anyone else notice one of the entrants to this week's caption contest?

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Saturday, 16 April 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/826480/Photo%20Apr%2019%2C%209%2057%2002%20PM.jpg

from the ipad edition, remnick's latest sounds like a must-read.

joe, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I feel like there are a few Franzen haters around here, but I'm surprised to find myself enjoying his article about the island, Robin Crusoe, and DFW.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

read that malcolm x thing yesterday. it was aight.

gr8080, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

its just a book review.

gr8080, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

haha joe

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

xxxp yeah i liked it ok...i generally like franzens fiction but not really his non-fic; he def jazzed it up & had a legit point but i was v much groaning at his blackberry/Blackberry analogy

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Did anyone else notice one of the entrants to this week's caption contest?
ha, yeah. gonna assume that it's THE roger ebert?
Franzen essay was excellent despite some of the cringiness.

tylerw, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, I cringed a couple of times, plus the whole conceit started out a little "oh, poor life of famous author on the road" (not at all to take away from losing a friend) for me, but it was still a good read.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

only so many r eberts in chicago i'd imagine

My bad Van Buren! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

ipad app dece?

thetan is cheatin (cozen), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

it is him. he posted about it on his blog: he's been trying to get into the finals round for years and years

they call him (remy bean), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

his caption wasn't that good iirc

tylerw, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

no it wasn't.
cartoon was a pair of people standing in the middle of a wasteland under a mall parking lot sign with an "F" on it and Ebert has the woman saying "Guess which word I'm thinking of now."
har har
video games aren't art btw

My bad Van Buren! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

ipad app dece?

― thetan is cheatin (cozen), Tuesday, April 19, 2011 10:36 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's ok, pricey, would be better if you got access with a subscription. i just loaded it up to check the price of each issue when i saw that "remnick on remnick" gaffe.

joe, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

"That might play big in Chicago, but the New Yorker has a different set of standards."

xp

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

"we prefer film critics with senses of humor, ebert. you know, like david denby."

tylerw, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

tbf anthony lane used to be kind of funny

Number None, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

lane is kinda funny, but i don't think he's that great a film critic

tylerw, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

he's very funny!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I haven't actually read a Lane review in a while but some of his takedowns of hollywood blockbusters are classic. It can feel a little cheap though.

Number None, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

whole travel issue was pretty enjoyable imo. the astana and chinese people touring europe articles in particular

dblake (symsymsym), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

didnt know that that dope 2-part travelogue about siberia from summer 09 had been expanded into a book:

http://www.amazon.com/Travels-Siberia-Ian-Frazier/dp/0374278725

gr8080, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I loved the Franzen/Robinson Crusoe thing.

Haven't read the cover story ("Middle East of the West?") but I can tell from the subhead that it's going to be one of those UuuuuuNnnnnnngggggghhhh stories to read.

ZERO TAXES (Z S), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

just like the story they ran on energy efficiency recently (which suggested that there's no point to pursuing efficiency measures because lol Jevon's paradox, uuuuuuuuunnnnggghhhhh). <3 new yorker but their energy stories blow. elizabeth kolbert rulez, however.

^thus concludes my new yorker minute

ZERO TAXES (Z S), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

whole travel issue was pretty enjoyable imo. the astana and chinese people touring europe articles in particular

Kazakhstan article indeed very entertaining, and all without making a single Borat joke.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link

wasn't the chinese people touring europe article done recently in another magazine? i feel like harper's ran an article on the same topic maybe 3 months ago.

ZERO TAXES (Z S), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah the atlantic did one too a few months ago...but the new yorker guy went UNDERCOVER, embedding himself with an actual chinese bus tour! he spoke chinese and everything!

i was really bracing myself for a borat reference the whole article too lol. The last sentence does describe men in small swimming trunks, but i guess that doesn't quite count

dblake (symsymsym), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 06:53 (thirteen years ago) link

"We spoke in Chinese, but when he was surprised he’d say, “Oh, my Lady Gaga!,” an English expression he’d picked up at school."

just sayin, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 07:46 (thirteen years ago) link

There's a remote possibility that the harpers guy ended up interviewing the new yorker guy as part of his story without even realizing it! Journalists interviewing undercover journalists, the Journalistic Centipede, pt. II

ZERO TAXES (Z S), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah texas arson thing was awesome, looking forward to re-reading it when my copy of the book comes.

learning this was a little bit of a let-down tho: http://www.crimeandconsequences.com/crimblog/2009/10/willinghams-last-words.html

― gr8080, Tuesday, April 5, 2011 4:22 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just started working my way through the book and read this piece for the 2nd time since it first got published.

interesting to note that the passage that appears/appeared in the New Yorker:

Willingham had asked that his parents and family not be present in the gallery during this process, but as he looked out he could see Stacy watching. The warden pushed a remote control, and sodium thiopental, a barbiturate, was pumped into Willingham’s body.

appears in the book with an extended sentence:

Willingham had asked that his parents and family not be present in the gallery during this process, but as he looked out he could see Stacy watching; whatever calm he had obtained was lost, and with his last breaths he cursed her. The warden pushed a remote control, and sodium thiopental, a barbiturate, was pumped into Willingham’s body.

also the context being that though she divorced him she always defended him until towards the end when, having not seen the new evidence she suddenly changed it up and declared him a murderer.

well yeah i dunno after 14 years in prison for a crime i didn't commit i'd maybe lose my cool if i saw her on the other side of the glass too i guess.

gr8080, Saturday, 23 April 2011 08:50 (thirteen years ago) link

the closing paragraph remains the same though.

gr8080, Saturday, 23 April 2011 08:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah and it is problematic, but I don't think it changes the strength of the piece which isn't really "look Willingham is really a great dude and therefore totally innocent" and more "the evidence that convicted Willingham is a joke and the state of Texas killed an innocent person because the safeguards that should exist to prevent that from occurring are also a joke."

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 23 April 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

What really drove me crazy about the Chinese tourists was that they didn't try the local cuisine and went out of their way to find Chinese restaurants/McDonald's (having also experienced the exact same thing when I went on a canned tour).

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Saturday, 23 April 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Has anyone tried commenting on the website before? Do comments get quarantined until a moderator approves them first?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Monday, 25 April 2011 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

Been reading the Eagleman brain timing article. Gets very ilx friendly when Brian Eno shows up. Also had to enjoy the reed krakoff article since I work for him.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the part with the drummers is pretty fun

I had a hard time visualizing what that amusement park ride of near death was supposed to entail?

iatee, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

that article was pretty cool but eagleman seemed kind of annoying as a person

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

otm

like he had cool ideas but wnkiw

iatee, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

*unless brian eno came

iatee, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

actually brian eno is probably really annoying too

iatee, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

first clue is his radical occupation of the 99th percentile of the "food as fuel" spectrum

actually all the clues are clues

br8080 (dayo), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

For years, Eagleman was a confirmed bachelor and “serial dater,” as one of his friends put it, with a tidy bungalow that he liked to call the Eagle’s Nest.

Moreno, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

“I knew I had some intellectual horsepower,” he says. “But I didn’t know where my tires would catch purchase.”

Moreno, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

Liked the Chinese tourism article a lot, although I thought there was an irony in that the article exposes all these ways in which the Chinese tourists have their views about Chinese superiority subtly reconfirmed by the tour guide's framing of everything, and yet in the end the writer seems to be pushing a view that, actually, America will remain superior because of CREATIVITY or something.

rock rough 'n' stuff with h.r. pufnstuf (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

that's the same spin some of the anti-tiger mom articles take--"Maybe our kids will write some music that your robots will perform"

President Keyes, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

Finished the Guatemalan murder mystery; holy shit

forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

It doesn't seem completely surprising to me that the Chinese tourists only eat Chinese food, btw -- sounds very typical of group tours aimed at people inexperienced with travel. It's a common complaint about American tourists that they always look for the McDonalds.

rock rough 'n' stuff with h.r. pufnstuf (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

I knew Italians who travelled w/ their own pasta and can confirm that my ex-wife's French family weren't the most culinarily adventurous ppl either. Still, Chinese food in Italy, for example, is mostly food that I would avoid.

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

Man, either these guys or my postal service needs to get their shit together. I've gotten the past three issues all within the last five days.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

the tour guide didn't allow them local cuisine because European meals take up to 5 hours.

President Keyes, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

That was one of his excuses at least

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

Europeans--they eat so slowly! How can they expect their economy to grow?

President Keyes, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

Finished the Guatemalan murder mystery; holy shit

― forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, April 27, 2011 10:01 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

holy shit is right.

adult music person (Jordan), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

i was late to work after i got hooked on the first four pages.
Was that story international news while it was happening? First i had heard of it.

forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like I remember hearing about it after the tape came out.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't read the article but how are chinese tour groups different from any other tour groups

br8080 (dayo), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

Well, one of the highlights of their tour is Karl Marx's birthplace.

President Keyes, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

I just reached that part of the article and it sounds like they were pretty enthused to be there

br8080 (dayo), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

I think the message to take from that article is "tour groups are awful"

br8080 (dayo), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like they prob have a much higher ratio of bus lecturing to actually being at places than other tour groups? but maybe not.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

article about kazakhstan in that ish was good too.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

if you're gonna spend half a day on a tour bus what else are you gonna do

br8080 (dayo), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

been reading through the grann book while on holiday

so good

(。◕‿◕。) (cozen), Thursday, 28 April 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

One of dirty Roger Ebert's other caption contest entries:

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/cartoonists/upright-position.jpg

Moreno, Friday, 29 April 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ The only one that I liked.

I had a hard time visualizing what that amusement park ride of near death was supposed to entail?

― iatee, Wednesday, April 27, 2011 6:39 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think basically you're free-falling BACKWARDS, which, like, no thanks.

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Saturday, 30 April 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't really care for the Eagleman article because it was sort of a bait-and-switch: we're talking about time and perception thereof, no wait it's really ("really") about ("about") Deistic agnosticism and hanging out with Brian Eno.

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Saturday, 30 April 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

One I did like was one on poverty as a cause of poor health:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/03/21/110321fa_fact_tough

Definitely read as Gawande-like (if Gawande-lite) to me.

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Saturday, 30 April 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

Haven't read the cover story ("Middle East of the West?") but I can tell from the subhead that it's going to be one of those UuuuuuNnnnnnngggggghhhh stories to read.

Hated this article, couldn't finish it. So dull.

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Saturday, 30 April 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

but answering the poll, prob wyoming

iatee, Saturday, 30 April 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

oh i liked that article! i mean it was depressing i guess but i didnt find it dull.

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Saturday, 30 April 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

speaking of depressing articles that FBI informant one from this week was pretty alarming.

Moreno, Saturday, 30 April 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

but answering the poll, prob wyoming

― iatee, Saturday, April 30, 2011 1:58 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

haha I suck at zing, meant to post this to the island-state thread

iatee, Saturday, 30 April 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

I think basically you're free-falling BACKWARDS, which, like, no thanks.

― NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Saturday, April 30, 2011 12:48 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

that's what it seemed like, but that doesn't even seem like a ride, it just seems like....falling into a net

iatee, Saturday, 30 April 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

Then you are more X-TREME than me, it sounds terrifying.

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Saturday, 30 April 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

no no I agree it sounds terrifying, it just doesn't sound like a 'ride' more like a 'net'

iatee, Saturday, 30 April 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

the girl who broke her spine in 20 places

damn

br8080 (dayo), Sunday, 1 May 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

The New Yorker will become the first publication from the S.I. Newhouse, Jr., empire to be available via subscription on the popular tablet, and it will happen early next week, said a source familiar with the situation.

The deal means Condé will actually beat rival Hearst in the iPad subscription derby. Hearst said yesterday it was going to start selling subscriptions and single copies of Esquire, O: the Oprah Magazine and Popular Mechanics via the iPad effective with the July issues, available sometime next month.

Condé is expected to make the New Yorker available next week to capitalize on coverage of Osama bin Laden's death.

But by the end of the May, Condé will have the seven other magazines that are currently selling single-copy-only editions on the iPad available via subscriptions, including Wired, Golf Digest, Glamour, Vanity Fair, Self, Allure and GQ.

The deal will involve drastically slashing the single-copy price of the digital issue to $1.99 from the $4.99 price tag for the digital New Yorker and GQ -- the same as the newsstand price -- and from $3.99 for digital Glamour and Wired.

Annual subscriptions for each title will sell for $19.99.

smh (cozen), Saturday, 7 May 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

psyched for this if the UK pricing is equiv

smh (cozen), Saturday, 7 May 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

woah yeah thatd be great, would save me quite a bit

just sayin, Saturday, 7 May 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

whats the point of subscribing to the new yorker if you dont get to anticipate it in your mailbox every week and let its pretty covers pile up in a stack somewhere in your house

gr8080, Saturday, 7 May 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

my gf just throws them away anyway ;_;

just sayin, Saturday, 7 May 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

i don't have room for those multiplying new yorker stacks, i reluctantly cleared them all out a couple of years ago and cancelled my subscription, but now i'm gladly going to get this digital one.

estela, Saturday, 7 May 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

heathens

gr8080, Saturday, 7 May 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

! ;)

estela, Saturday, 7 May 2011 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

Last week's issue (2011-05-02) had some fierce articles:
Quantum computing
FBI informant (above mentioned)
Obama foreign policy

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Sunday, 8 May 2011 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

really really psyched

a board in which there is lively and fuiud debate? (dayo), Sunday, 8 May 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

one thing I like about the instapaper new yorkers is that you don't really realize how long they are. (which is a good thing!)

a board in which there is lively and fuiud debate? (dayo), Sunday, 8 May 2011 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

btw that stroller cover was the first actually funny one in a long, long time imo

bin caught laden (Hurting 2), Sunday, 8 May 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

i enjoyed the toobins thing in this week's, though maybe because it's the first law thing i've read for a while. some really distressing case details referred to in passing. the contributors panel at the start of the magazine says he's working on a follow up to the nine, too.

sensual bathtub (group: 698) (schlump), Sunday, 8 May 2011 09:38 (twelve years ago) link

Who are y'all's favorite cartoonists? Haefeli had one in the last couple weeks that had me IRL LOLing.

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Sunday, 8 May 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

Pretty good article on reality tv this (last?) week: http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/atlarge/2011/05/09/110509crat_atlarge_sanneh

Btw, I always get my print copy half a week after the online version goes up (i.e. usually around Thursday). Is it because the Pony Express has difficulty reaching me on the West coast?

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Sunday, 8 May 2011 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

I will definitely get the iPad version at $20. Part of the frustration with the dead tree edition was having nothing come for weeks at a time and then three mangled issues show up on the same day. Also, fuck information delivery through deforestation -- it's 2011 for the luvva god.

Stomp! in the name of love (WmC), Sunday, 8 May 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

ipads are made from the tears of factory workers iirc so neither delivery method is perfect

sensual bathtub (group: 698) (schlump), Sunday, 8 May 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

true

:: is properly chastened ::

Stomp! in the name of love (WmC), Sunday, 8 May 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

think i was just feeling defensive on account of just having re-subscribed to the paper edition, & gotten one through. it's an upgrade from reading online with my old login and printing at work, which was really not the best of either world

sensual bathtub (group: 698) (schlump), Sunday, 8 May 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

$60 a year ON IPAD, it turns out. still half the price of an international subscription.

http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20110508/apple-brings-conde-nast-aboard-the-subscription-bandwagon-starting-with-the-new-yorker/

joe, Monday, 9 May 2011 09:57 (twelve years ago) link

Still more than I've ever had to pay for a US print subscription, though.

toby, Monday, 9 May 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

wondering if it 'll be easier or harder to ignore ON IPAD

a board in which there is lively and fuiud debate? (dayo), Monday, 9 May 2011 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

u+k: "Very important: Conde says print subscribers will get iPad access for free."

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 May 2011 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

^^^yeah that is awesome. thinkin baout an iPad tbh

gr8080, Monday, 9 May 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

pay $10 more to kill millions of trees

a board in which there is lively and fuiud debate? (dayo), Monday, 9 May 2011 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

also this:
http://i.imgur.com/YUo0k.jpg

made me go back and read this 5-year old thing on the Death Metal kid who turned Al-Qaeda operative last nite:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2007/01/22/070122fa_fact_khatchadourian?currentPage=all

really enjoyed.

gr8080, Monday, 9 May 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

"Introducing Oasma to the Mortgage Crisis" ?

Mark G, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 08:31 (twelve years ago) link

Enjoyed the Malcolm Gladwell article about Xerox and the Anthony Lane piece about Pixar tho both seemed (surprisingly?) poorly thought thru. Anthony Lane didn't seem to have much of a point beyond 'look at how weird/cool this company is -- maybe too cool???' which isn't really a problem since his writing is great and Pixar seems legitimately bizarre and magical. The Gladwell article's organizing theory was even more hamfisted than they normally are. You can either be incredibly inventive, build the model perfectly, or execute it perfectly but for some reason can't do all 3 -- it's not clear WHY that is tho. also apparently fighting a war in the Middle East is comparable to Steve Jobs bringing the PC to the market. still i didn't know the Xerox/Apple story and the narrative stuff was really interesting.

Mordy, Friday, 13 May 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

yeah you got the impression that pixar offered nyawker an exclusive and they sent lane and he didn't have shit to say but he thinks they're pretty cool

beefaroni merchant, part-time fish tank bitch. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

Last week must have been a busy one at America's leading crypto-newsweekly. The announcement of Osama bin Laden's death last Sunday hit the New Yorker at the worst possible moment in the publishing cycle, when bin Laden–free issues were already off the presses and in the mail. (Nice show of gratitude, Mr. President.) So this week's table-of-contents promotional email feels a little frantic—there was the foreign news to be caught up to and seriously grappled with, but the regular news-and-culture calendar could not wait. So:
David Remnick on Osama bin Laden; Steve Coll on the making of a modern fanatic; Lawrence Wright on Pakistan; and Jon Lee Anderson on Afghanistan. Plus: Malcolm Gladwell on the mouse; Judith Thurman on Alexander McQueen; Anthony Lane on Pixar; John Seabrook on snacks in the age of obesity; James Surowiecki on Dropbox; Joan Acocella on Paula Fox; Joyce Carol Oates on Margaret Drabble; Sasha Frere-Jones on Stevie Nicks; John Lahr on "The Intelligent Homosexual's Guide to Capitalism and Socialism with a Key to the Scriptures"; Anthony Lane on "Everything Must Go" and "Thor"; fiction by Michael Ondaatje; and more.
Eh, OK, that sounds resoundingly fine. Nothing wrong with falling back on muscle memory in a crisis. But how much more exciting would it be to open the mailbox if Remnick had shaken up the assignments a little? Anthony Lane on Osama bin Laden, for starters. I would read that immediately. How about:

• Malcolm Gladwell on Margaret Drabble.
• Sasha-Frere Jones on "Thor."
• Michael Ondaatje on snacks in the age of obesity.
• Jon Lee Anderson on Alexander McQueen.
• Joan Acocella on the making of a modern fanatic.
• James Surowiecki on Pixar.

And definitely, definitely David Remnick on Stevie Nicks.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/scocca/archive/2011/05/09/reassignment-memo-the-new-yorker-shuffle.aspx

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

Jon Lee Anderson on Alexander McQueen.

I crossed 17th Street, unescorted, to meet with Sarah Burton. As her assistant brought us bottled San Pelligrino water, she spoke of McQueen's recent death.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

Don't you mean Judith Thurman?

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

michael...

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

o michael

just sayin, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

Sorry, groggy...

I would love to read a JLA piece on McQueen; shit would be very informative, poignant and yet damning.

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

it's weird how one of the paragraphs in Lane's article on Pixar begins by referencing the criticism that they haven't featured enough leading female characters, and ends by wondering how Bob resists banging Helen in the Incredibles, especially given that she has elastic superpowers and wears hot thigh-highs

Z S, Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

i love anthony lane but he is sometimes gross about women. maybe i'm mixing him up with denby, but i feel like he wrote a review of Baby Mama that made a huge deal of how Tina Fey wasn't pretty enough to play that role and it was pretty o_0.

horseshoe, Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

"There is, of course, another skill that she could master with her natural sinuosity, but that is never mentioned. Back in 2004, some of us in the movie theatre wanted to shout, 'Bob, she's wearing a black mask and thigh-highs. What are you waiting for, man?' For the sake of the kids, though, we kept quiet. Bedrooms, in Pixar, are places where you chat to monsters, or horse around with your toys: not perspiring rumpus rooms, where Mr. and Mrs. Incredible play adults-only Twister."

ew

Z S, Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

what an odd thing to say

D40 (D-40), Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

like what was the purpose of even bringing that into it?

'in kids movies, there is very little talk of conception, as if children have not yet developed the ability to reproduce'

D40 (D-40), Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

when will old dudes learn that they should stop writing about sex

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

Anthony Lane didn't seem to have much of a point beyond 'look at how weird/cool this company is -- maybe too cool???' which isn't really a problem since his writing is great and Pixar seems legitimately bizarre and magical.

Still working through the Pixar piece, but there were some very awkward sections in it, syntactically, I thought.

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

It's part of the logical progression introduced at the start of the piece: Hollywood makes movies for kids, the kids company makes movies for adults, ergo, Pixar should be making adult films.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

The article about Libya from the week before last was pretty amazing. I almost skipped through thinking it'd be a bland news piece, but it was some serious first-hand man on the ground reporting, with a heart wrenching human angle.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, that Libya piece was great. That Lane Pixar piece almost felt like a teaser for something more in-depth, or else it was just chopped to shit before it got published.

Anyone mind if I lower the level of discourse here by mentioning how hot Amy Davidson and Susan Orlean are?

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Rebel IMF (Leee), Saturday, 28 May 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

Also, per Richard Brody, Terrence Malick once co-wrote a "Comment" for NYer (sub req'd): http://www.newyorker.com/archive/1968/04/13/1968_04_13_035_TNY_CARDS_000290020

Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

ariel levy (who is also hot, if not interested in leee's glances) on silvio berlusconi's italy is pretty lol/wau/wtf

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/06/06/110606fa_fact_levy

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

The June 6 issue is fantastic -- the best this year. Highlights:

- Ariel Levy's batshit article on Silvio Berlesconi's pornocracy as well as a larger rumination on the culture of Italian machismo.

- Sy Hersh's latest article on Iran

- The history of Romneycare and the former governor's (and Bush administration's) enthusiasm for it in 2005 and 2006

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 4 June 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

ariel levy (who is also hot, if not interested in leee's glances)

I deserved that. :I (Started the Berlusconi article, o_O indeed.)

VagemiteBoi (Leee), Saturday, 4 June 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

here is the ad described in the article:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJNjJjNP3c

you're nobody til somebody SBs you (symsymsym), Saturday, 4 June 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

I couldn't make it through the Iran article because of the weird imposing sense of Seymour Hersh deja vu. The Italy one I struggled with for a different reason: it's just too depressing. I mean, there's sexism, and then this brand of Italian sexism to the bunga bunga degree. It posits Berlusconi as endemic of a pretty horrible, more-than-merely-macho culture.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 June 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

oh nothing personal, leee -- i believe ms. levy is gay

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

The Bunga Bunga Degree is my favorite John Grisham novel

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 June 2011 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

My old buddy (and Atlantic journo) Stephan Ferris (cousin of Anna Ferris, haha) is based in Italy and takes heat for calling out Italian misogyny. Fish in barrel, I know--but Euros always think USA is worse despite all evidence.

President Keyes, Saturday, 4 June 2011 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

reading the acai article from a few wks back, really wanted a 'resulting paste' sighting

They eat the resulting think purple pulp with fish or game, or by itself, like soup.

johnny crunch, Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

also wtf w/ analogies to miley cyrus cmon dude

johnny crunch, Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

REPEATED analogies!

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

lol yes

johnny crunch, Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

i thought that article was a mad stretch because i'm not really seeing the "fall" part of the rise and fall and neither was the author--still kind of interesting to learn abt acai cause i knew nothing about it.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, unnecessary framework

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

"Fall" is overstating it, but it seemed clear to me that there's been some backlash/fallout from acai's popularity.

jaymc, Sunday, 5 June 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

oh nothing personal, leee -- i believe ms. levy is gay

lol my bad, I just assumed everything is about me.

Anyway, here's a good complement to Levy's Berlusconi article, more about the inherent dysfunction of Italian political institutions that lets someone like Berlusconi dominate the government.

VagemiteBoi (Leee), Sunday, 5 June 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

I never knew how to pronounce acai before I read the piece, and tbh I kept forgetting how to pronounce it every paragraph or so and went back to the beginning for reference. And now I have no idea.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 5 June 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

ah-SAH-ee i believe
i did the same thing

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 June 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

i like to say chee-POT-uhl just to annoy people

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 June 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

Suddenly I am very annoyed at you, forks.

Aimless, Sunday, 5 June 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

I never knew how to pronounce acai before I read the piece, and tbh I kept forgetting how to pronounce it every paragraph or so and went back to the beginning for reference. And now I have no idea.

ha, i thought i had this nailed & then half way through the guy's like, we even have people saying ah-sigh-ee!, it's crazy

stately, plump bunk moreland (schlump), Sunday, 5 June 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

ah-SAH-ee i believe

ah-sah-EE. (There's an accent on the "i.")

jaymc, Sunday, 5 June 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

The June 6 issue is fantastic -- the best this year. Highlights:

- Ariel Levy's batshit article on Silvio Berlesconi's pornocracy as well as a larger rumination on the culture of Italian machismo.

- Sy Hersh's latest article on Iran

- The history of Romneycare and the former governor's (and Bush administration's) enthusiasm for it in 2005 and 2006

― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, June 4, 2011 3:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the article on contractors in iraq is really good & depressing too

☂ (max), Monday, 6 June 2011 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

I started reading the Romneycare one but couldn't finish it. It seems like a thousand articles have already been written about Romneycare and how Romney has to run against his own policy bc of how toxic Obamacare is in the Republican party, etc, etc and I couldn't figure out anything the NYer could add to it that would make it interesting. Does it get better?

Mordy, Monday, 6 June 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

i didnt read it, i dont like politics anymore, it makes me sad

☂ (max), Monday, 6 June 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

the berlusconi article is a+++++++++++++++ though, skip to that one

☂ (max), Monday, 6 June 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i read that one. hilarious + insane.

Mordy, Monday, 6 June 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

xpost this was probably just new to me because i didn't follow the original passing of the MA legislation at all, but for me it added a bunch of useful details about how the bill was passed with a bunch of help from the bush administration, and how it was seen as a big republican victory.

Z S, Monday, 6 June 2011 01:26 (twelve years ago) link

there's a trend in the article on foreign contractors, in last week's issue, of some chance of modest advancement or progress being introduced mid-paragraph, before the next paragraph begins with Yet or But or However. pretty crushing.

stately, plump bunk moreland (schlump), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I was pretty depressed after reading that article.

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

surowiecki this week: "the banks thought they were taking advantage of uninformed consumers, but they ended up playing themselves."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8e76XpXD1o

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

as one might expect, the george saunders & jeff eugenidess stories in the summer fiction issue are really good

johnny crunch, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

The Berlusconi one is Best of 2011 quality – such good reporting and insight.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

I know an article is good when I end up getting stoned like a week later and summarizing it to someone half passed out

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

the whole situation is really as excruciating as it sounds but it keeps happening

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

the first half of the levy article is so full of just ... ammunition that it's almost like flipping through one of those bush-isms books. but then there's the second half, w/the vox pops with italians & silvio's cronies, pinching her cheek, etc. i'm not sure if it's because i was reading it in chunks, and had broken the momentum, but reading the last section, about the Ruby case (in which it'll be hard to prove something happened between two people who insist it didn't), i kinda almost felt sorry for Berlusconi, & could imagine his whole approach to paying crazy sums of money to young girls.

stately, plump bunk moreland (schlump), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

Has Saunders been putting out much stories recently? I could do with a new collection. Could do with a new Eugendides book for that matter

Number None, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

eugenides novel is coming in october

stately, plump bunk moreland (schlump), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

hadnt known that, good news

johnny crunch, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah just checked there. Sounds intrsting.

Number None, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

alec baldwin article makes me...kinda like him? sorta sad that one of the best comic actors of our age doesn't really like comedy.

iatee, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

aleksander hemons article in the summer fiction issue was devastating

☂ (max), Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

i was all but bawling in union square when i finished it

☂ (max), Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

what's it about?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

i have the summer fiction issue waiting @ home for me but am considering saving it for my vacation next month

ideas are death (Lamp), Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

his infant daughter getting sick with really rare cancer

☂ (max), Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

i know what it sounds like! but

☂ (max), Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

oh jeez

just sayin, Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

i have the summer fiction issue waiting @ home for me but am considering saving it for my vacation next month

― ideas are death (Lamp), Thursday, June 9, 2011 4:43 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tbh there are only three stories in it, and i didnt like the last one i dont think, maybe i need to read it again, and the saunders and eugenides are good but not amazing. dont expect to be squirreling away a treat, is all.

☂ (max), Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

even one really good story would be exceed my expectations! i just dont have much to read atm

ideas are death (Lamp), Thursday, 9 June 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

the little one-page starting out pieces are all really nice; one'll make me dig out the last fiction thing, which had salvatore scibona's story in, which i don't think i read on account of the shitty & i guess toxic joshua ferris piece in the same issue (SS also did this what i'm reading thing on the blog that i found somehow v endearing). there's also a kind of eloquent, cathartic, gentle fuck-you piece by tea obrecht. i think maybe i just like oral histories more than i do fiction, now. the pieces also have panels of some of the only clear white space i've ever seen in the magazine.

stately, plump bunk moreland (schlump), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

the scibona was my fave, definitely

☂ (max), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think i am going to struggle through something set in the '50s right now, but if my affection & admiration translated into perseverence w/reading i would pick up his book right away. apparently it is p good.

stately, plump bunk moreland (schlump), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

scibona saying "I didn't know what I was doing or what I believed in, except the United States of America and the Cleveland Browns."

made me think of brownie and ilnfl <3

johnny crunch, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

O_O

brownie, Monday, 13 June 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

otm

horseshoe, Monday, 13 June 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

finished Devil and Sherlock Holmes, then tore through Lost City of Z. up next:
http://i.imgur.com/SFp5O.jpg

anything else on the NYer book club list?

gr8080, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 08:38 (twelve years ago) link

I've been meaning to read The Devil and Sherlock Holmes for some time, thanks for the reminder. Interesting to see that three of the stories from that have been optioned for films. Honest question, how does that work for these kind of investigative reports? Does Grann get a decent payday from the studios? Or does it generally funnel back to the subjects?

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

Here's an article that goes into it
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3065/is_n14_v25/ai_18729174/

Number None, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

Awesome, thanks!

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

reminds me -- do we have an active ILX new books you are reading thread?

Mordy, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i know that one. i meant more "NEW" (to the world, not u) books you're reading. like the What Albums Are Worth Listening To So Far in 2011 thread but for books

Mordy, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

There's this

Rolling Contemporary Literary Fiction

Number None, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

i keep reading interviews with george saunders and meaning to read him, so pleased by how articulate & effusive he seems, and i pretty much started doing so with the story in the fiction issue; i only read a couple of pages and just can not bring myself to finish it. does it transcend its clunky quirks? i know g.s. & i have a future but i do not think this is it.

stately, plump bunk moreland (schlump), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

there are bigger fans of GS on this board than me, though i like him a lot, but if you dont like that story im not sure youd like any saunders. that kind of... naturalistic dialogue and narration is his thing

☂ (max), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i thought that one was actually a little understated for him

mookieproof, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

i am leaving in a sec so this maybe isn't the best time to launch into a big thing but, i think i have problems with some things like that, like the dfw story that i forget the name of that's written in a v sorta reduced idiolect of this gruff laconic guy. like i love the old man and the sea & all but there's this danger of being too aware of the writer, and it getting anthropological, sometimes, i think -- or maybe there isn't, but i give up before it earns its keep. probably if you're okay with accepting the conceit of fiction you should be okay with a guy putting on a voice, but it rubbed against me the wrong way somehow. that i also am impatient with classics & stuff written in just anything that isn't a modern dialect ... maybe it is me.

with the saunders i think it seemed kinda hokey to me, the bleeping and all, the narrator himself fluttering about btw registers on top of it all. but then maybe my damning criticism of the story based on p1 & 2 is a little sharp.

he wrote that palin piece a while ago, the embrace of her dialect in which was its triumph, so i amn't giving up yet.

& max that hamon piece slays, yes.

stately, plump bunk moreland (schlump), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

george saunders hasn't been very good for the last couple years i'm sorry to say but his first two collections are all-time

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, I liked Saunders first two books, but that recent story didn't do a lot for me. Maybe it reminded me a little too much of that great story about the male stripper with the zombie mom.

President Keyes, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

the article on contractors in iraq is really good & depressing too

― ☂ (max), Monday, 6 June 2011 01:21 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

just read this and I think it was one of the best things I've read in a few months. the burlusconi one was awesome too.

also read the Acai story and the mental health story in the May 30th issue- totally recommend both.

gr8080, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

finally finished this ish; the bunga bunga and contractor pieces are both equally o_0

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

Mental health was brutal and sad. ;_;

E.L. Doctorow Who (Leee), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

did you read the recent article by the man who lost his 10-month-old daughter? jesus.

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

rebecca mead (who i think is regularly fantastic) has an article abt alice walton's new museum thats really good but then its on a topic that fascinates me so

the article about third party contractors left me furious

"what a great post" - some (Lamp), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

did you read the recent article by the man who lost his 10-month-old daughter? jesus.

Yeah, reading it on the light rail almost led to public weeping.

E.L. Doctorow Who (Leee), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

oh god, i read the mental health one on my ipad on the train and there's a "bonus feature" where you can read the last six photographed pages of her journal before she died and it is just the saddest thing ever and i was kinda choking up on the train and feeling the deepest kind of despair and then it was my stop

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 04:23 (twelve years ago) link

the article about third party contractors left me furious

the contrast between the story and the army's boilerplate platitudes - any illegal offence committed on an army base is an illegal act and will be investigated as such, etc - and the ringing telephones was pretty damning.

found myself patting down some acai surveying its sugar content a couple of days after reading the article. maybe this will be the next wave.

devoted to boats (schlump), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 08:49 (twelve years ago) link

is that new george saunders story sufficiently exciting that i should borrow a copy of the new yorker to read it, or should i just wait for the collection, yes this is an appropriate thread to ask this question in

― thomp, Thursday, 23 June 2011 11:54 (4 hours ago) Bookmark

thomp, Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, is it 'yeah it's george saunders it's pretty good' or is it 'george saunders at the top of his game' or is it 'my god, this is the best thing george saunders has ever written'

obv if you don't like george saunders none of these answers will be revelant

thomp, Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

relevant too

thomp, Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

the first one, i think.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

working my way through the insider trading piece, p good, or maybe its just im interested in the topic

ice cr?m, Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

denby cgi thing bugged me cuz he does that thing where he basically says people other than kids might not like these kids movies too bad these kids movies aren't better for people who aren't kids. just a running complaint of mine. but in general yeah i guess cgi is outtahand or whatever.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't received the new issue, so I'm still struggling to dent the fiction issue, which I've found rather non-descript, even Lahiri's why-I-write thing.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the cgi thing was very unfocused

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

denby is srsly no cool

ice cr?m, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

yeah fuck that dude

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

i mean for real bro

http://grab.by/cC5T

ice cr?m, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

i should probably always skip his stuff just cuz.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

he's good at bugging me. would rather read andy rooney essays on film.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

All I ever remember about Denby reviews are the times when he spoils something (i.e., Schindler's List).

Let me tell you something about that song. (Eazy), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

denby morelike NO COOL

Lamp, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

"Hyper-articulate and often breathtakingly intelligent and always brazenly alive. I think it's easily the strongest American film since Clint Eastwood's "Mystic River," though it is not for the fainthearted" -- david denby on the movie crash

☂ (max), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

"romantic comedies aren't good anymore because women have more rights than they did in the 1940s and this makes me nostalgic"--david denby on some damn romantic comedy, paraphrased by me

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

i think that observation is sort of true, tbf, but he made it like an idiot savant, like he was completely uninterested in the implications

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

"Hyper-articulate and often breathtakingly intelligent and always brazenly alive. I think it's easily the strongest American film since Clint Eastwood's "Mystic River," though it is not for the fainthearted" -- a time-traveling david denby on cronenberg's crash

Lamp, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

is there a less meaningful phrase than "brazenly alive"

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

ohhhhhhhhh i hate him

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

"For the most part, I stayed home in the apartment that I loved. And instead of going out, I entered in that summer of 1999 a dark and empty tunnel, an enclosure illuminated along the walls by a flash of naked men and women. I had discovered porn on the Internet. In the solitude of night, and in my little study at home, where mighty volumes of Plato, St. Augustine, Hegel, Montaigne, Nietzsche hardly my regular reading but a recent obsession loomed over the desk, the kneeling young women awkwardly turned their eyes to the camera. They often had long and beautiful hair that they must have laboriously cared for; they looked for approval not from their partners but from the camera, which I thought was the true object of their desire. They wanted to be seen. And the men, ugly and strong, sullen, tattooed some of them, thick-membered, concentrating on their erection and their orgasm, lest they lose either they were amateurs, not models, exercising the democratic art form of exhibitionism, with me as their willing audience. They all wanted to be seen, but I didn t want to be seen."

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

*barfs up entire internal organ system*

☂ (max), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

"Hyper-articulate and often breathtakingly intelligent and always brazenly alive. I think it's easily the strongest American film since Clint Eastwood's "Mystic River," though it is not for the fainthearted" -- david denby on the movie crash

i knew he was dim but what

~edgy~ (goole), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

i wonder what david denby thinks about deathdrone.com

Lamp, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

That's also the summer he got into day-trading, I think.

Let me tell you something about that song. (Eazy), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

the great thing about that crash quote is that not only is he WRONG but he is saying things that are the EXACT OPPOSITE of what is true about that movie

☂ (max), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

also the summer his wife divorced him iirc yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

i was going to write a parody about it but now im legit curious

i think he would have some cool thoughts

like he has about women that do internet porn that he watches

Lamp, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

yeah "breathtakingly intelligent" as a description of Crash is hilarious

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

BOXCAR! XP DENBY PORN

ice cr?m, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

"not for the fainthearted"

☂ (max), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

'for idiots'

ice cr?m, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

"not for the fainthearted" is what really cracks me up, the meaningless descriptors are lol but i mean who did he think was walking out of the movie crash shook? i mean even the wealthy dowager could probably manage the movie w/o dropping her opera glasses

Lamp, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

Where the hell is that porn thing from?

Number None, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

the book 'snark' by david denby

ice cr?m, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

Yikes. That outdoes even Thomson's Kidman obsession

Number None, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

oh, that crash thing

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

max why

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

why is everyone on ilx so fainthearted

☂ (max), Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

i was brazenly alive yesterday. i could have handled it then.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

lol brazenly alive is like madlibs it keeps cracking me up

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

xxp delicate souls

Mordy, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

one of the reasons why i don't bother reading most movie reviews - and i've probably mentioned this before on ilx - is cuzza people like denby (and ao scott and others) who will recite the plot of a movie from beginning to end and not spend so much as a sentence on what the movie looked like. its bizarre to me. and just really boring to read too. i guess its a public service to give people a recap of an entire movie? i miss when people would describe the look of a movie. plus, reading that cgi thing i'm thinking the entire time: he doesn't know ANYTHING about this technology. if he did he might have something interesting to say.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

holy fuck "brazenly alive" - please stop cracking me up already

brio, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

I am brazenly posting

dayo, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

feel the braze

dayo, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

i am impudently conscious

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

his inglorious basterds review was like straight up medved. couldn't believe that thing. what a baby. porn lovin' baby.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

such a loud lol @ "impudently conscious"

how does this dude get to write for the new yorker i ask you is there no decency

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

spends half the review of IB being all offended by it and then he says that its too silly to take seriously. well which is it baby?

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

i was seriously considering working "brazenly alive" into this review i'm writing and then realized nobody would get the joke

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

i might do it anyway. because i'm brazenly alive like that.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

that would be an impudently conscious thing to do

dayo, Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

Denby was ok when he worked for New York and was straight-up imitating Kael.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but i would go so far as to say that pauline kael was flagrantly alive

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

he should try to emulate kael's razamataz and baggy pants pizazz more often. not to mention her hurlyburly argybargy dust-ups and folderols.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

Kael's brazenness.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

the naked gleaming allure of kael's flagrant prose.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

For the record, the porn quote is from American Sucker, not Snark.

Don Rickles on the Dime (jaymc), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

brazenly.xls

brazenly alive (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

"At my magazine, The New Yorker, no one wastes words, but no one assails his listener like a jackhammer, either. It isn't dignified. Soon after the phone conversation with my friend, I thought back over the previous few months. I remembered ranting on and on at a party. No one interrupted, but no one commented, either. They were waiting for the storm to pass. Cowed, they sighed and rolled their eyes as if I were trying to impress them, when from my point of view, I was just trying to get it all in. What was causing the rush?"

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

"At my magazine, The New Yorker, no one wastes words..." (proceeds to waste words)

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

is that a real quote?

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

is that an excerpt from a Donald Barthelme story?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

lol

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

man people put up with your shit if you write for the NYer

~edgy~ (goole), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

"I didn't break down, or stop working. A shipshape magazine like The New Yorker doesn't let its writers fall into the sea. Good words must be written, and I wrote some of them. But there was a gathering heaviness in my chest and a feeling of forlornness, as if the roof had come flying off my head. Over that year of 1999, it came off piece by piece, as in a slow-motion movie of a storm, first the corners flapping and rising, and then the shingles lifting, a few at a time, then a few more, and then the whole thing violently tearing away in a gale. I was in love with my wife, novelist Cathleen Schine, and proud of the marriage, too, which seemed to me an astounding yet permanent fact in the world, like some comet that kept flying forever. It had lasted for eighteen years, and I couldn't believe it was over. I couldn't take it in; I was sure there had to be some mistake, some error, something we had forgotten, some place in the past we could go back to-a niche, a landing where we could reassemble and start again."

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

poor novelist cathleen schine.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

r.i.p. catherine, too brazen for this life

brazenly alive (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

sorry i don't mean to make light of denby's shingles problem

brazenly alive (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

crash is like one of the worst movies i've almost watched a third of

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

"Talk was the center; we used to talk over everything, endlessly. But in those bad years a polite silence had descended on the marriage, darkened on my side with foreboding and on hers with unhappiness. She was increasingly depressed. Dark circles appeared under her eyes, she became immobile-the bed was her home, her fortress. And then she wanted to get away. "If you really loved me, you would want me to be happy," she said on the day in 1999 when she first said she wanted to leave, a sentence that no lover ever wants to hear. She was sitting in bed, miserable. I was pacing around the bedroom, in a sweat."

in other words: OH GOD PLEASE STOP TALKING.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

crash was one of the last movies i've been to where i lol'd in the theater and was shushed by those around me

brazenly alive (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i'm still trying to figure out why he had a roof on his head.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

I was pacing around the bedroom, in a sweat

^^^ a dandy summation of his prose style.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

i know i saw mystic river but all i remember about it was sean penn crying

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

maybe the shingles thing was an extended metaphor for male pattern baldness

brazenly alive (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

i know i saw mystic river but all i remember about it was sean penn crying

dude you don't remember Jack Nicholson making rat noises and Alec Baldwin telling awesome jokes?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

i must've been getting popcorn

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

i was gonna say this is the most overwrought way of saying that someone broke up with you because you're a crashing bore that i've ever read but that probably isn't true

brazenly alive (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

seriously though, denby, get a livejournal already

brazenly alive (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

dude you don't remember Jack Nicholson making rat noises and Alec Baldwin telling awesome jokes?

um

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

"The Internet is always spoken of as a medium of connection, but it is also a medium of isolation that surfs the user and breaks him into separate waves going nowhere. There was the movie hunger, and the lust hunger, and the early stirrings of the money hunger. But where was the core, reconciling and joining the many elements together? In the tomes above the computer? My book about the classics was devoted to Columbia's version of the "core curriculum." That's why the big boys were up there, in the shelves above the monitor. What would they have said? Plato, observing a man staring at shadows in a cave, would not have been in the least surprised. But Hegel, I imagined, would have been dismayed by the passivity of erotic contemplation, just as he was dismayed by the passivity of religious contemplation, and Nietzsche, I was sure, would have been disgusted by the absence of vigorous, joyful activity -fighting, dancing, revelry, lovemaking - even though Nietzsche, poor crazy bastard, was as terrified of women as any man who ever lived."

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

the internet surfs the user!! wow, man, mind...is...blown.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

a joke, dan

xpost

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

But Hegel, I imagined, would have been dismayed by the passivity of erotic contemplation

yes yes I imagine he would have been dismayed.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

"Nietzsche that dumb fucking idiot..."

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

lol I was 50/50 "I think he's kidding but that is delivered really really convincingly"

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

"hegel that sick motherfucker..."

scott seward, Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

also hegel might disapprove cause he was very religious but u kno historical context...

Mordy, Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

that wonkette article--jeez! Denby is steady trollin' Coulter style.

President Keyes, Thursday, 23 June 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

the wonkette article about chelsea clinton is pretty shit though

little mushroom person (abanana), Friday, 24 June 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, nobody comes off good in that arghicle

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 June 2011 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

At the New Yorker, no one assails his listener like a jackhammer.

Unlike at, say, Club.

Let me tell you something about that song. (Eazy), Friday, 24 June 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

"The Internet is always spoken of as a medium of connection, but it is also a medium of isolation that surfs the user and breaks him into separate waves going nowhere. There was the movie hunger, and the lust hunger, and the early stirrings of the money hunger. But where was the core, reconciling and joining the many elements together? In the tomes above the computer? My book about the classics was devoted to Columbia's version of the "core curriculum." That's why the big boys were up there, in the shelves above the monitor. What would they have said? Plato, observing a man staring at shadows in a cave, would not have been in the least surprised. But Hegel, I imagined, would have been dismayed by the passivity of erotic contemplation, just as he was dismayed by the passivity of religious contemplation, and Nietzsche, I was sure, would have been disgusted by the absence of vigorous, joyful activity -fighting, dancing, revelry, lovemaking - even though Nietzsche, poor crazy bastard, was as terrified of women as any man who ever lived."

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the internet surfs the user!! wow, man, mind...is...blown.

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Sounds like he's using that Soviet Russian Internet.

some greenzo (onimo), Friday, 24 June 2011 07:32 (twelve years ago) link

huh? whats shit about the chelsea clinton post? jim even _explains_ it in the post on denby

☂ (max), Friday, 24 June 2011 11:03 (twelve years ago) link

it requires an explanation
it is snarky without a point
it isn't funny

little mushroom person (abanana), Friday, 24 June 2011 11:06 (twelve years ago) link

look at david denby over here

☂ (max), Friday, 24 June 2011 11:07 (twelve years ago) link

it doesnt require an explanation if you are vaguely familiar with the very famous film "the miracle worker"
its point (as jim explains) is that the original article is shocked that an accomplished, stanford-educated 28-year-old woman is being "allowed" to speak for her mother at campaign events
it makes that point by humorously contrasting chelsea clinton with helen keller

☂ (max), Friday, 24 June 2011 11:09 (twelve years ago) link

Just out of curiosity, what/where is the "original article" that post was responding to?

Don Rickles on the Dime (jaymc), Friday, 24 June 2011 12:36 (twelve years ago) link

sorry I misread jims post there is no one specific "original article"

☂ (max), Friday, 24 June 2011 12:43 (twelve years ago) link

Rick Moody on that John Lurie profile:

http://therumpus.net/2011/06/swinging-modern-sounds-30-what-is-and-is-not-masculine/

Let me tell you something about that song. (Eazy), Saturday, 25 June 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

Also from DD this week:

"In regular movies, representation is obviously more intimately joined to physical reality than, say, books or paintings are."

I guess this one should be put on his editor but still...in movies, books are not as close to reality as representation is...?

Hadrian VIII, Sunday, 26 June 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

hmm. i'm not sure your rearranging of the original sentence is accurate. the original makes sense to me.

Z S, Monday, 27 June 2011 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

no, hadrian's right... to get denby's meaning the sentence should read

"In regular movies, representation is obviously more intimately joined to physical reality than in, say, books or paintings."

or, preferably

"Representation is obviously more intimately joined to physical reality in regular movies, than in, say, books or paintings."

☂ (max), Monday, 27 June 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

without the first comma tho

☂ (max), Monday, 27 June 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

guys, its never gonna make sense

ice cr?m, Monday, 27 June 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

oh wait, yeah, i see it now. it's like a magic eye poster, but way less satisfying!

Z S, Monday, 27 June 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

because the satisfaction of seeing that 3D dolphin is fucking untouchable

Z S, Monday, 27 June 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

Correction, June 28, 2011: The original article erroneously stated that 95% of Italian men had never operated a washing machine.

haha the fact too good to check

caek, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

the aleksander henon thing was very sad

caek, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

xp max you should post that to reddit/mens rights.

caek, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

Love the piece about Rays outfielder Sam Fuld.

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 July 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

Sam Fuiud

goole+ (dayo), Friday, 1 July 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

Really like Joan Acocella's stuff on dance, the one from 2011/6/27 on Alexei Ratmansky is pretty good (haven't finished it yet):

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/06/27/110627fa_fact_acocella

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Saturday, 2 July 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

xp I'm uneasy about the Lurie profile but Moody's got some serious issues with the New Yorker and a weird idea that profile-writers should only be engaged in promoting their subjects' art and praising their wonderful personalities. I wonder which interviewer or New Yorker writer pissed off Moody years back.

clever and arch in that New Yorker way, clever, condescending, self-satisfied, off-handedly cruel, lazy, elitist, devoid of bona fide literary purpose

a sprinkling of the kinds of details beloved not of artists but of media workers

if you think like a tabloid writer, or like a hack, it’s perhaps possible to understand why this would seem like the meat of the story on John Lurie (ostensible subject of the profile); it’s the meat of the story if you are a meat-and-potatoes guy, a fetishist of parodistic ideas of the masculine, but it has nothing to do with who John Lurie is among family and friends.

Strictly vote-splitting (DL), Saturday, 2 July 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

haha i tried to read that post and i was just like 'this is how you write'

ice cr?m, Saturday, 2 July 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

the nyer lurie article was awesome and salacious imho

ice cr?m, Saturday, 2 July 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

Moody describes it in one para as both "salacious and tawdry" and "exceedingly boring". How can it be both? I like his idea that only interviewing Lurie's friends and admirers and going on at length about his individual recordings would be some kind of thrillride.

Also, get off your fucking high horse.

It’s ugly and dull and perhaps even morally embarrassing, at least if you give a shit about art, music, literature, or the loftier aspirations of man and woman.

Makes me want to go and reread that notorious Dale Peck takedown of Moody, just for lols

Strictly vote-splitting (DL), Saturday, 2 July 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

i gave up early on when he started picking apart "everyone in 'downtown New York,' a.k.a., 'the known universe—basically,'"

gr8080+ (gr8080), Sunday, 3 July 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

this isn't a criticism, but, the larry david piece in the july 4 issue is really helped by how easy it is to summon a manic, conversational, larry-david-voice in your head while reading

devoted to boats (schlump), Sunday, 3 July 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

I like Larry David, but I thought that piece was dire. Jokes based around the Kubler-Ross stages of grief are pretty damn tired at this point.

jaymc, Sunday, 3 July 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

wait, that's a link to page nine -- here's the whole thing: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/07/11/110711fa_fact_auletta?currentPage=all

ⓢⓤⓟⓘⓕⓨⓞⓤ©ⓐⓝⓡⓔⓐⓓⓣⓗⓘⓢ (markers), Monday, 4 July 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

"I like Larry David, but I thought that piece was dire."

that page is where funny often goes to die. i don't blame him. its like the bermuda triangle.

scott seward, Monday, 4 July 2011 05:18 (twelve years ago) link

OTM

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 July 2011 05:20 (twelve years ago) link

But does that excuse go for Paul Rudnick as well, or is he just unfunny?

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 July 2011 05:22 (twelve years ago) link

probably my general uniform positivity about the main articles every week isn't going to help gr8080 pare down his pile of unread articles, but paumgarten & the han-han piece in last week's are both p engrossing. feel like the online dating thing probably has gladwell feeling like it shoulda been one of his ..?, in being in that ballpark.

i think the sole redeeming element of my print copy arriving on thursday is when it's a double issue, & the wait doesn't feel so long.

neo-realist shit i ever wrote (schlump), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 10:38 (twelve years ago) link

han han was nice, online dating felt like a slightly more polished times magazine piece

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

Love the piece about Rays outfielder Sam Fuld.

Seems like a swell guy, too bad about coming from Stanfurd. Also, companion podcast to the Fuld article, with McGrath and ~*sigh*~ Amy Davidson: http://www.newyorker.com/online/2011/07/04/110704on_audio_mcgrath

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Saturday, 9 July 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

sports. it is not good. for humanity.

President Keyes, Saturday, 9 July 2011 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

does amy davidson write anything longer than the comment on the ny-er blogs?, & in the magazine? she's so consistently good lately, i wondered if she had any longer pieces up in the archives.

Genre Fiction › Men's Adventure (schlump), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

george packer making me sad again

Aa Bb Obscure Dull Blue (#000066) (schlump), Monday, 18 July 2011 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

Going all the way back to Eagleman in Texas, trying to see if time slows down for real when a person senses they're in danger. I finally found video of the "ride" he uses to gauge his research subjects' fear factor with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBJ5e2ihVUg

From Cracked.com, of course.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 July 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

good find!
watching that makes me feel. unwell.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 18 July 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

i really want to try it. (for science.)

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 18 July 2011 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

max, Monday, 18 July 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

getting the shakes just thinking about it

max, Monday, 18 July 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

I'm 100% sure if I did this I would turn around mid-fall, stretch out like superman, catch a draft and fly right outside of the net and plummet to my death.

dan selzer, Monday, 18 July 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

That cracked article was great btw, read it this morning as well. I remember Action Park from when I was a kid. Glad I never went.

dan selzer, Monday, 18 July 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

Actually I did sorta go, Action Park was part of Vernon Valley/Great Gorge, which is the only place I ever went skiing.

dan selzer, Monday, 18 July 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

Then, in July, a scad operator in the Wisconsin Dells triggered a drop before the net had been lifted fully into place. When the rider—a twelve-year-old girl named Teagan Marti—landed in the net, her momentum stretched it to the ground. The impact fractured her skull and broke her spine in ten places.

dayo, Monday, 18 July 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

I rode this once:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_Drop

NB I am terrified of rollercoasters but was forced to by peer pressure. luckily my friend next to me was even more scared and I distracted myself by telling him everything was gonna be alright.

dayo, Monday, 18 July 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8SxuR1GTsg

according to the web it takes you up 62 meters or 200 feet. O_o

dayo, Monday, 18 July 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NldcjT9sr0

okay this one is scarier! as commenters have noted the worst part is the rise to the top, you keep on going and going and going and when you think there's no way you can go up anymore, you go up another 10 meters. and then when you're at the top you look down and around at the park and think 'holy fuck this is high.' and all you can do is wait for the plunge.

dayo, Monday, 18 July 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

And of course, leave it to the Japanese to come up with a ride that offers a 120º drop

"A 120-degree…. wha, how doest that work?" you ask.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Vy_YzhwHE

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 July 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

(Anyway, sorry for the derail.)

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 July 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

you guys, nothing is as fucked up as the Tower of Terror

well okay the freefall into the cargo net is more fucked up

Spotify, Spotify me (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

My little sister – who has her "in's" with the Disney folks and worked for MGM for like three years – claims she rode the Tower of Terror shortly after it opened.

Before the fun starts and the car drops, like every other fricking ride in the Kingdom, there's an announcement made that there's been a problem detected in the ride and that it might go haywire (or take you into the Twilight Zone.)

There's comes a point where the doors open (like an elevator) and there's a dark room with ghosts and shit and Rod Serling comes out to say something to the riders. Except, as my sister says when she first rode it, the interior fluorescent lights were turned on in that level, so you saw this utility room with wooden beams and sawdust with this pane of glass in front of the car that the ghostly apparitions were being projected on.

So my sister really believed there was a problem with the ride and then WHOOOOSH.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 July 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit, that would scar me for life

Spotify, Spotify me (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, the ride itself was bad enough (curse you stealth drop), having trappings malfunctions on top of it would be yeargh

Spotify, Spotify me (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

AAAAAUGH!

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 July 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

I have spent entire afternoons looking at Disney rides that have gone wrong, freaking myself out for days afterward. Even when I was 12, that Snow White ride gave me nightmares.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 July 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

Sunny's taking Beeps out to D-Land this fall, so at least one more generation will have the opportunity for black-velvet nightmares of robotic amphibians.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 July 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit at the pause before the 120 degree drop. rollercoaster designers are dicks.

dayo, Monday, 18 July 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

wanna ride that coaster so bad

terrifying

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

We got my mom on Space Mountain by successfully fooling her that the ride was 'educational'. It certainly was!

natalie imbroglio (suzy), Monday, 18 July 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

The hedge-fund article in the new issue is good, especially if you're curious about someone who makes more than a billion a year and has a strange/successful organization.

bernerrrrr! berrrrrnowwww.... (Eazy), Monday, 18 July 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

We got my mom on Space Mountain by successfully fooling her that the ride was 'educational'. It certainly was!

One of my earliest memories is riding the conveyor belt/escalator out of that ride and toward the exit, holding my dad's hand and trying to dry my tears, watching on the side these anthropomorphic robots act out scenes of the future (a kid holding a frog up to his mom.)

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 July 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

haha i went on space mountain sometime shortly after it opened. i was not into rollercoasters at that age, and it was dark, and i was unhappy. and then my dad unbuckled my belt a smidge too early and i hit my head on the bar as the car jerked one more time. he still feels bad about it.

mookieproof, Monday, 18 July 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

Free fall rides are the worst rides. Just watching those videos gave me unpleasant anxiety and nausea. Also, and I don't want to look it up because it really upsets me, but somewhere in North Carolina a girl lost a foot on one of those rides in a really gruesome way and I hate being the kind of person who disregards statistics in favor of irrational terror due to one aberrant event, but I am totally being that kind of person here.

ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Monday, 18 July 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

ughhhhh supreme scream, i think that's the most afraid i've been on a ride ever. like the actual falling part is pretty awesome, but they hold you at the top for SO LONG that you start thinking "oh god, this motherfucker is going to break down with me up here, i am beyond the reach of human assistance, i am going to die."

even worse was when my high school held its winter formal at knotts berry farm, so you were up there in the dead of night in fancy dress, except barefoot so you didn't accidentally drop a heel and kill the ride operator.

reddening, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 06:15 (twelve years ago) link

Still making my way through the article (no paywall!) on Rwandan cyclists. It's not without some cringe-worthy white man's burden segments, but it's really fascinating all the same.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

*unreads this revive*

youmadin therapy (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 05:13 (twelve years ago) link

Actually, roller coasters have fewer injuries a year than merry-go-rounds, mostly because very few people try to jump off of roller coasters.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 22 July 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

this probably belongs in a putin thread, but just as an interesting counterpart to the video posted after ariel levy's burlusconi article:

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/07/new-weapon-in-putins-army-flashed-boobs/

radioactive computer (schlump), Monday, 25 July 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

"pop a boner for 'bama"

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

after noticing i hadn't really touched last week's i just started & was finding v interesting the thing about asylum in the us, but now i just want to skip to 2/3 of the way through the bin laden thing

sitcom neighbor (schlump), Monday, 1 August 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

this is popcorn-eatingly fascinating btw

sitcom neighbor (schlump), Monday, 1 August 2011 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

halfway through Bin Laden article. Great stuff.

dan selzer, Thursday, 4 August 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i enjoyed it too. it mostly steers clear of anything except for a walkthrough of the operation itself, and is pretty fascinating.

future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

it mostly steers clear of anything except for a walkthrough of the operation itself

so neatly arranged, though; the CLIFFHANGERish section that ends with the helicopter crashing was really effective

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

Haven't read the OBL article yet, but it's getting some pushback: http://www.registan.net/index.php/2011/08/04/the-schmidle-muddle-of-the-osama-bin-laden-take-down/

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Sunday, 7 August 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

damn that piece owns him pretty hard

I thought the nyer was pretty famous for its factchecking

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

I finished that piece today just as I heard about the helicopter crash in Afghanistan on the radio, early reports of which made it sound like some of the SEALs from the bin Laden mission had been killed.

In hindsight it does seem unlikely that they would have had the time or inclination to be interviewed at great length, which you'd need for the level of detail in the article.

boxall, Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

That's a serious slapdown of the article in question.

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

I love how indignant and self righteous professors can get sometimes

dayo, Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

the bin laden assignation piece was p weak regardless

ice cr?m, Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

wow who was his lover

dayo, Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

yeah honestly i got this issue + thought it was p much garbage mb cuz i dont really care about 'how it all went down' but also just like 'oh, great, a piece by patricia marx about shopping and look! adam gopnik on owning dogs as pets!'

blech

Lamp, Sunday, 7 August 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it was just sort of a weird military play by play, tho maybe the fact that its fake had something to do w/it not grabbing me

ice cr?m, Sunday, 7 August 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

I liked the fact that it was laid out so plainly. Not liking the fact that it's fake so much.

dan selzer, Sunday, 7 August 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

did anyone read the ben marcus story/does anyone want to talk about it. it felt so wholly like 'contemporary' 'american' 'new yorker' 'fiction' that i thought it might be innaresting to discuss.

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

Thought Alex Ross on Oscar Wilde was pretty great.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ was gonna post it last Thursday. He's right about the Ellmann biography too -- one of my favorites.

livin in my own private Biden hole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, Ross' piece was great.

did anyone read the ben marcus story/does anyone want to talk about it. it felt so wholly like 'contemporary' 'american' 'new yorker' 'fiction' that i thought it might be innaresting to discuss.

Read it last night, wasn't terribly impressed. I think your 'contemporary' 'american' 'new yorker' 'fiction' description was perfectly otm, as in it was like paint-by-numbers. Dysfunctional family issues? Check. Barely hinted at buried personal issues for the narrator? Check. Sexual edginess through gently poking taboos? Check. Technology-laden ennui? Check.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 8 August 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

yeah. i actually, totally in isolation from the rest of the piece, loved one of the sexual edginess through gently poking taboos (gently poking taboos) sentences, the one including 'hand sex'. but i don't know that i didn't like it, because parts were good, and well observed - the guy who couldn't be described as handsome, only serious, &c - but it was more that it was totally reaching for that stuff, and spoken in the same voice as so much other stuff - like such an unchallenging franzen, eugenides, laugh at the end of the paragraph tone (calling this 'laff-a-graf' from now on). & with that i wondered, is that just because it's plainly spoken?, in the parlance of our times?, and that's how modern thought is best represented?, but i don't know that it is - think it's more an appealing and popular schematic voice. and the territory, though kinda more disdainful - it's a long time since i've read the corrections, to the point that i might be getting his name wrong, but chip, the errant son self-loathing and self-destructively sharp - it's him, right? like not that franzen should get the monopoly on depressed guy territory, lest fiction crumble and die, and nor should people feel compelled to do something new or anything, but you sorta feel like it wrote itself in those parts. a franzen family kind uncomplicatedly counterbalanced by true, redemptive, intimate and small-scale love.

i read part of the marcus notable american book a while ago & then stopped & i guess i was slightly surprised by this for being so straightforward.

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

marcus had another short, straightfwd piece in the nyer back in march. i dont recall anything abt it tbh but upthread i said i liked it. do ppl know if they are excerpts of his forthcoming novel?

i also liked the recent one. enjoyed how w/e had previously transpired w/ his fam was kept as subtext & unexplained, the reader somewhat has the perspective his wife would have if she came along...i almost hope it's not part of a longer thing cuz i feel like explaining it wld be hard 2 do well

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

apparently they are not part of the novel -

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2011/08/this-week-in-fiction-ben-marcus-1.html

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 August 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

re. the New Yorker article on Bin Laden, I would argue that the response linked to upthread isn't really that much of a slapdown. It reads like the peevish critical comments made by an academic reviewer when someone else has got their work published first.

badg, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

re. the New Yorker article on Bin Laden, I would argue that the response linked to upthread isn't really that much of a slapdown. It reads like the peevish critical comments made by an academic reviewer when someone else has got their work published first.

Having read both the original article and the supposed takedown, I mostly agree with badg. Although I'll grant that Schmidle baldly misrepresenting his linguistic abilities and the fact that the article gave the impression that he had interview access with the SEALs are both red flags and enough to give me pause, the response doesn't bring up anything substantive enough to dismiss the article outright. She mentions those two things to try to undermine his credibility, then starts in with innuendo and circumstantial evidence, before adding some cheap polemics.

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i think that's true, that some of the criticism indicts the author but not the piece, such as the bragging about understanding urdu elsewhere. i don't think that there's a huge clash between what the guy reported and the fact of his limited access, provided that there isn't subsequently a rebuttal to those claims - ie that he might have heard it through a secondary source is okay provided that source is reliable; i guess a disclaimer on his limited contact might have been appropriate?, idk, but i don't know how strong an impression of close contact or him being embedded i actually got while reading. the main impression i got, at least just from remembering the article, is that the analysis of the operation having mainly been contextual, relative to other seal team six or covert operations or w/e, rather than specifically about this one operation. so talking to high-up guys who do this kind of thing elsewhere and understanding how it fits with that line of work, rather than specifically looking at how this one was treated by people on the ground.

i guess maybe this part would be controversial if it's accrediting opinions to the actual team involved rather than gauging general policy:

“There was never any question of detaining or capturing him,” an unnamed Special Operations officer told him. “It wasn’t a split-second decision. No one wanted detainees.”

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/08/08/110808fa_fact_greenblatt

This article on Lucretius’ poem “On the Nature of Things” is excellent.

Mr. Que, Saturday, 13 August 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/08/15/110815fa_fact_lizza

Marcus Bachmann plopped down on the seat next to me, in the back of the plane. He pointed at my laptop and asked if he could take a look. “All I want to know is what they’re saying about me,” he said. “Newsweek came up with the word ‘silver fox.’ Tell me what ‘silver fox’ means.”

“Do you want me to tell you honestly?” I asked.

“Oh, don’t tell me it’s something gay!” he said. “Because I’ve been called that before.”

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Saturday, 13 August 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

love elizabeth kolbert, loved her article on neanderthals and DNA

the guy who is too intense about the bean toss game (Z S), Saturday, 13 August 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

reading & loving this right now ^^, fascinating.
the bachmann piece is good, too - pretty dogged but so much shit to get through.

bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

i love the ipad app-- wish they'd make one for iPhone

 (gr8080), Monday, 15 August 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

Neanderthal article is so readable, loved it. (By comparison, the Bachmann felt haphazard and ultimately depressing, but hey, I'm blaming the subject.)

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Sunday, 21 August 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

(By comparison, the Bachmann felt haphazard and ultimately depressing, but hey, I'm blaming the subject.)

i thought it was good; i think i'm always slightly surprised when something has a pre-agreed-upon countering tone, so is forwardly correcting facts & inventorying ammunition, etc, rather than ostensibly playing it levelly, but it was still fascinating and pretty efficient. but yeah SUPER depressing, or more worrying, really.

sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Sunday, 21 August 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

Hah, worrying indeed. Although I wouldn't call the Bachmann piece slight by absolute measures, it did feel slight compared to other similar profiles, e.g. Lizza's article on Darrell Issa, which is more in-depth and comprehensive, and Lizza's awesome article on Obama's foreign policy, which I found a very thoughtful and analytic corrective on more popular journo tropes.

I do love the bit where Lizza trolls Marcus Bachmann though, that is a keeper.

c("c) (Leee), Sunday, 21 August 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

i'm a few weeks behind everyone per usual but holy shit that piece on Neanderthals-- I could read a book about that dude/ his work/ideas

def kind of left it hanging

 (gr8080), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

lane's reviews this week are particularly bad

Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

after 2 years of scrounging & sucking old issues i kept from before my dad moved & reading free articles online i'm finally resubscribed, read everything this issue with such gusto lol

back in a .gif ;) (flopson), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

Dana Goodyear's article on eating bugs is great, and funnier than any "Shouts & Murmurs" I've ever read, which admittedly is not a high number nor a high bar, but you get the picture.

c("c) (Leee), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

Good piece on Clarence Thomas in last week's

Helping 3 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

it was kind of disappointingly uncritical but i enjoyed the law history aspect of it a lot

frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

I thought it was critical enough without coming across as an overly targeted piece on him. I mean, it was enough to depress me for quite a bit after finishing the article.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

There were a lot of subtle digs in there that were pretty artfully done I thought. Besides, I think the point of the piece was partly that maybe people ought to take him a bit more seriously, even if as an enemy.

Helping 3 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

otm

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

i did gain a grudging appreciation for the influence his nonsense has had on the direction of the court - particularly wrt the second amendment, i'll have to go back and read a couple of those cases - but toobin repeatedly referring to him as the right-wing's "intellectual leader" (esp compared to scalia!) was a bit much for me to take

xps

frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

I think that part that shocked me the most was when they described how he often leaned way back in his chair and acted as if he was dozing off during arguments sometimes. Like, fuck you dude.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

that rin tin tin orlean piece made me wanna read the book.

Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

but toobin repeatedly referring to him as the right-wing's "intellectual leader" (esp compared to scalia!) was a bit much for me to take

I've only just started the article, but doesn't Toobin qualify near the beginning that it's Thomas's intellectual rigor and adherence to a very specific philosophy that makes him more of a *principled* intellect than e.g. Scalia?

c("c) (Leee), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

the rin tin tin piece was good, but i have to admit that i was way more excited when i thought it was a piece about Tin Tin.

IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I really want to know more about Rinty's owner. Like, to compeltely omit your wife from your memoirs? There has to be something really interesting going on underneath the surface that would be fascinating to know more about.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

i just re-skimmed it to see whether it was worth posting the arm-shoulder-and-neck verses out of context - and i think it kinda isn't/doesn't do it justice - but i liked reading the dickmore poem in last week's. & am working on the clarence thomas one too, which is great through in which i got a lil fuzzy amid the second amendment stuff.

nice to hear you like the rin tin tin thing, i had flipped by it thinking it was another in their new series of generic articles on dogs.

(Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

the Thomas article was terrific, and an extension of the thesis Toobin advanced in The Nine: stop underrating this man's jurisprudence. The article was good enough to inspire a response on my part.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i imagine the RTT book is gonna delve a lot deeper. I could see buying that.

Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

the rin tin tin article was good but i already knew a lot of that stuff thanks to this novel, which includes RTT and the owner as major characters:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/30/article-0-05778FDF000005DC-156_306x447.jpg

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

who put pubic hair on my jurisprudence

i think i say this every time toobins writes something, but: iirc he's writing a follow up to the nine. i forget where exactly that took us up to (def roberts iirc), so i assume it's from a different angle.

(Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

i can't stand toobin's writing style--didn't think much of the article either. couldn't decide if it wanted to be about clarence or virginia.

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

Well, Toobin, like lots of practicing lawyers, is bound by their honor code; he can't get as critical as we'd like. I accept his toothless prose cuz he's the only one offering these insights.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

i know a layman's opinion isn't going to transform anyone's opinion but, i picked up the nine thinking that i'd skim & then abandon it, being the fairly flighty reader that i am & having had, at the time, only a fairly cursory familiarity with/interest in the workings of the court. and i zipped through it. so just a vote for readability, here.

& i think it was purposefully about clarence and virginia and clarence-and-virginia!

(Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

it could have been me this week though--i thought the rin tin tin story was kinda boring :/

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

x-post

Ethics requirements or not, I do not buy Toobin's take that Thomas is the intellectual heavyweight that he's suggesting.

think that part that shocked me the most was when they described how he often leaned way back in his chair and acted as if he was dozing off during arguments sometimes

I have been to Supreme Court sessions twice and both times it sure looked like he was dozing.

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

insofar as originalism is a rigorous intellectual position.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

is the 'publication of record' a ny-er thing? it just seems like a confused nyt-zing. i know you shouldn't try to bring logic to this gunfight. maybe it's satirising the caption competition being ... shitty and slightly confused?

(Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

Ethics requirements or not, I do not buy Toobin's take that Thomas is the intellectual heavyweight that he's suggesting

yup. like citing colonial child rearing methods for that video game case is kind of insane

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

Really?

Somewhat caliginous but not altogether inspissated (Michael White), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

I'm no lawyer but I wrote my own response to Toobin's article last week.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

I think the quicksand one gets in wrt originalism is that there are Framers (drafters of the law/bill/amendment/Constitution) and then there are the legislators that voted and then there are the standards (however varying) of the times in which the vote happened. It makes perfect sense to me that a Justice should wish to know the particulars of the debate leading to the vote - that is a signal reason why such debates are entered into the record - but do you look more to the debate in the Cosntitutional Convention, to the Federalist Papers, to the newspaper accounts of what went down, to the auto- and other biographies of the pppl present? How do you weigh the importance of such sources?

Somewhat caliginous but not altogether inspissated (Michael White), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

By using your prejudices as a mediator, silly!

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

And what weight to stare decisis? Thomas makes a compelling argument wrt Brown vs Bd of Education inasmuch as blind adherence to stare decisis can be a terrible and destructive form of tyranny and misjustice. Otoh, pretending like many of these issues haven't been covered ad nauseum and that it's not a waste of valuable time to revisit them not to mention a form of instability and a kind of un-democratic 'activism' is unbecoming to the grandeur of the last resort that is the High Court. Thomas' willingness to revisit any and all past decisions based on his own reading of history is just as activist as anything decided by 'living document' liberals.

Somewhat caliginous but not altogether inspissated (Michael White), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

By using your prejudices as a mediator, silly!

C'mon, Alfred, everyone not only has prejudices but it's the prerogative of the President to nominate candidates s/he thinks share them.

Somewhat caliginous but not altogether inspissated (Michael White), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

You know I was being silly, right? I'm making fun of the originalist fetish for poring over the Constituton – like Prego, it's all in there.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

Btw, his originalism wrt to Corporations is bewildering to me since, such as they exist today, they were almost entirely unkown then, consisting of limited liability partnerships, mostly of even unlimited ones such as Lloyds.

Somewhat caliginous but not altogether inspissated (Michael White), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

I'm making fun of the originalist fetish for poring over the Constituton

I would love to read a good study that parallels the fetish wrt the Constitution and the Bible; there is such an overlap amongst a certain kind of Protestant, esp evangelical, American and I find it both stupid and pernicious, not to mention presumptuous.

Somewhat caliginous but not altogether inspissated (Michael White), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

His bitterness about being perceived as an unemployable token out of Yale also leaves me quizzical. Does he think his job prospects would have been any better from some other school? Does he think he'd be on the SCOTUS?!

Somewhat caliginous but not altogether inspissated (Michael White), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

He thinks he wouldn't and he's resentful about it!

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

That's the part that hurts my brane. He's all BTWashington (and Douglass) self-reliance, blah, blah about leaving black folk to themselves but then bitter that he was a 'token' who accepted a place at one of the best schools in the country and succeeded about as fantastically as a lawyer can (in the public sector). Is it self-loathing? I just don't get it.

Somewhat caliginous but not altogether inspissated (Michael White), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

he is an idiot but i can't pretend to understand the feelings he has because of that, as a white btw; i just dislike that it's influenced his jurisprudence as it has. i actually came out of reading that piece liking thomas a bit more than i had before, and i think i resented toobin for that

great response, alfred

frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

In re Thomas's appearance of snoozing -- to give him the benefit of the doubt here, the fact is that by oral argument justices have already received extensive briefing on each side's arguments -- more extensive than anything you can cover in oral argument. A significant number of jurists actually consider oral argument to be either a waste of time or a kind of beneficial "show" that helps people to understand and believe in the judicial process. Obviously it's still a dick move to be so contemptuous (although he's hardly the first justice to do so, there are lots of stories about past SCOTUS justices obnoxious oral argument habits). Even proponents of oral argument admit that it might only be a chance to clarify some sticking points, and that most of the meat of the argument will come from the briefs.

Helping 3 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

I don't mind that Thomas never speaks and looks bored during oral argument -- it's a dumb argument that liberals make when they don't want to engage the man's opinions.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

Obviously it's still a dick move to be so contemptuous (although he's hardly the first justice to do so, there are lots of stories about past SCOTUS justices obnoxious oral argument habits).

The justice who consistently ranks at the bottom of polls:

Taft wrote that although he considered McReynolds an "able man", he found him to be "selfish to the last degree... fuller of prejudice than any man I have ever known ... one who delights in making others uncomfortable. He has no sense of duty ... really seems to have less of a loyal spirit to the Court than anybody".[12] Addicted to vacations, in 1929, McReynolds asked Taft to announce opinions assigned to him (McReynolds), explaining that "an imperious voice has called me out of town. I don't think my sudden illness will prove fatal, but strange things some time [sic] happen around Thanksgiving".[13] Duck hunting season had opened and McReynolds was off to Maryland for some shooting. In 1925, he left so suddenly on a similar errand that he had no opportunity to notify the Chief Justice of his departure. Taft was infuriated as two important decisions he wanted to deliver were held up because McReynolds had not handed in a dissent before leaving.[14]

McReynolds would not accept "Jews, drinkers, blacks, women, smokers, married or engaged individuals as law clerks".[15] A blatant anti-Semite,[16][17] "Time [magazine] called him 'Puritanical', 'intolerably rude', 'savagely sarcastic', 'incredibly reactionary', and 'anti-Semitic'".[18][19][20] McReynolds refused to speak to Louis Brandeis, the first Jew on the Court, for three years following Brandeis's appointment and, when Brandeis retired in 1939, did not sign the customary dedicatory letter sent to justices on their retirement.[19][21] He habitually left the conference room whenever Brandeis spoke.[19] When Benjamin Cardozo's appointment was being pressed on President Herbert C. Hoover, McReynolds joined with fellow justices Butler and Van Devanter in urging the White House not to "afflict the Court with another Jew".[22] When news of Cardozo's appointment was announced, McReynolds is claimed to have said "Huh, it seems that the only way you can get on the Supreme Court these days is to be either the son of a criminal or a Jew, or both."[23][24] During Cardozo's swearing-in ceremony, McReynolds pointedly read a newspaper,[

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

I thought Toobin missed at least one chance to criticize a blatant intellectual INconsistency -- Thomas's appeal to the supposedly racist origins of restrictions on corporate speech is actually not originalist at all, and it makes about as much sense as the "Hitler was a vegetarian" smear. Maybe it was out of context; I haven't actually read Thomas's opinions in the relevant cases. No justice is 100% intellectually consistent, but Thomas does a pretty good job of appearing that way, or at least appearing to have very strong convictions that he sticks to. The power of "originalism" comes largely from its fundamentalist nature -- in this way it's a LOT like protestantism, i.e. throw out all the interpretation, go back to the text. "That's what it says in the constitution" is strong because it tends to put the other side on the defensive. A lot of liberal jurisprudence does most likely go beyond what the framers intended, even if conservative claims about original intent are nonsense. I wouldn't really want it any other way -- the framers didn't live in our time and I don't want to be governed by their dead hands.

Helping 3 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 September 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

I don't mind that he doesn't ask questions, honestly, and it has nothing to do with my politics, but I think its incredibly disrespectful for someone named to such a high position to not even bother to try and appear interested.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

McReynolds sounds like a douchebag of a truly entertaining variety; wish he'd been around during a 24 hour news cycle period
that article made me wonder what it would take for someone to be forcibly removed from the supreme court. i'm not a legal wonk; has that ever happened?

Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

Jefferson tried (and failed) impeach Samuel Chase. Gerald Ford and other Congressional leaders tried to do the same to William O. Douglas.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

actually, Chase WAS impeached, but later acquitted. Vice President Burr presided. I would have LOVED a ring side seat.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

i think only one justice, samuel chase back in the early 1800s, was ever impeached - the senate aquitted him. same process as with presidents (and per the constitution w/ all officials in high office): house brings charges of impeachment, senate conducts the trial

xp

frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

samuel chase signed the declaration of independence, damn! that's like a lifetime hood pass, you gotta really fuck up to get impeached

frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit that rin tin tin article is great esp when he's describing rtt's acting in that one movie with the wolves

Mordy, Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

unfortunately not on netflix

Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

not watch instantly or to order?

Mordy, Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

it looks like the whole thing is on youtube tho

Mordy, Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

ooo, link?

Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

feel like nyer is pandering to me w/ the dog stories of late, simultaneously pandering to me and humiliating me 'we can make you read gopnik'.

balls, Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

oops

Clash of the Wolves - 1..."
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by National Film Preservation Foundation.

Mordy, Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

'originalism' always strikes me as more of a way for right-wingers to justify their less popular beliefs than a coherent belief system. judicial review isn't in the constitution either -- john marshall essentially invented the power for the court in marbury v. madison -- but i don't think most originalists are eager to get rid of that one.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 08:13 (twelve years ago) link

I love that Warner Bros savior and first American dog star was a German dog found in France!

I have a grudging respect for Thomas based on his politeness to other justices, albeit distant, and his silence, while troubling, is at least purportedly based on his desire to hear the attorneys w/o interruption. I too have listened to teachers w/eyes closed though in my case that may have had more to do w/fatigue than anything else.

Kreayshawnism should be taught alongside evolushawn (Michael White), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

OPTIMIFIC

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

That's a word.

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

Re Clarence Thomas: I feel like people are getting hung up on descriptions like "intellectual heavyweight" -- regardless of how sharp or profound his insights or analyses are, he has rigorously staked out positions and judicial philosophies that, if nothing else, seem to be influential on the current court.

jaymc, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

"I have a cunning plan"

Kreayshawnism should be taught alongside evolushawn (Michael White), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

the problem is it's not just "nothing else"; it's also a ton of what seems to me to be utterly wrongheaded thinking

Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

Emotional baggage

Ohkneeswakeymaleeponce (Michael White), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

Well, sure, but that's why I wouldn't personally use the word "heavyweight."

jaymc, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

well, Toobin did say he's gained sixty pounds since 1991.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

dude does not seem that intellectual at all, or at least not smart enough to have any sort of self-awareness at how bizarre his behavior is (i'm talking price tag on his yale degree bizarre).

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

i mean sure he's smart but he's not. . . you know

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

Re Clarence Thomas: I feel like people are getting hung up on descriptions like "intellectual heavyweight" -- regardless of how sharp or profound his insights or analyses are, he has rigorously staked out positions and judicial philosophies that, if nothing else, seem to be influential on the current court.

― jaymc, Thursday, September

I do not think he has influenced anyone else on the court to a significant degree tbh. He is staking out the same well-trodden turf as numerous other conservative justices, or going even further to the right than others in separate opinions that are not signed off on by even the other conservatives on the bench.

I also think that many of the questions other justices ask in oral argument are pretty sharp, and his reasoning for not asking them is a bit lazy intellectually.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

He doesn't need to ask! He knows his own mind! He's a heavyweight!

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

Kidding aside, Toobin said Thomas' influence extends more towards conservative legal scholars than, say, Scalia and Alito (who don't need suasion).

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i mean Hurting was right, a lot of times they already know their positions when it gets to oral argument, plus i think Alfred mentioned there are other justices in the past who didn't ask a lot of questions

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

When sharp interlocutors like Scalia and Breyer (the two yappiest guy on the bench) are at their peak, they look more interested in steering counsel away from acknowledging contradictory positions or, if they're on the other side, to trip them; they're not at all trying to convince their fellow justices.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2011/02/16/does-clarence-thomass-silence-matter/a-matter-of-personal-style

this is a pretty great little debate on the NYT website

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

I do not think he has influenced anyone else on the court to a significant degree tbh. He is staking out the same well-trodden turf as numerous other conservative justices, or going even further to the right than others in separate opinions that are not signed off on by even the other conservatives on the bench.

I also think that many of the questions other justices ask in oral argument are pretty sharp, and his reasoning for not asking them is a bit lazy intellectually.

― curmudgeon, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:07 (33 minutes ago) Permalink

I don't think the point is really his influence on SCOTUS (I mean, he already has a vote on that which is a lot of influence in itself) so much as influence on lower courts, legal challenges, etc. SCOTUS dissents provide a blueprint for attorneys and justices at lower levels as to how a compelling argument can be made for the minority side. They get cited often, and even though they're not supposed to be precedential, the weight that they carry influences courts.

Helping 3 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sure this'll make me sound terrible but I'm really bummed that this thread has become another discussion about politics + SCOTUS and not a long discourse on the merits of Rin Tin Tin.

Mordy, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

I can't get that Rin Tin Tin article on line! Otherwise I would talk about it!

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

im bummed no one wanted to talk about the scientology new yorker i posted upthread

max, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

x-post-

Jaymc suggested that Thomas was "influential on the current court" so I was responding in disagreement to that. Jaymc may have been echoing Toobin a bit who in the article suggests that:

In several of the most important areas of constitutional law, Thomas has emerged as an intellectual leader of the Supreme Court. Since the arrival of Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr., in 2005, and Justice Samuel A. Alito, Jr., in 2006, the Court has moved to the right when it comes to the free-speech rights of corporations, the rights of gun owners, and, potentially, the powers of the federal government; in each of these areas, the majority has followed where Thomas has been leading for a decade or more.

While it is correct that a Thomas opinion did subsequently inspire the folks who brought the Heller gun case, I still think the change at the Supreme Court largely occurred because of the change in membership (Roberts and Alito joining) and not because of anything Thomas has been saying(I don't see him as a "leader" or "leading"). I am curious if law reviews and others have researched how much Thomas opinions are getting cited by federal appeals court and district court judges. I would like to see the facts on that. Also, Thomas I believe like most conservative judges is a Federalist Society member, an organization that some law students join, so there is a general familiarity with some of the ideas Thomas is supporting within the legal community and it has been there for quite some time.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

"im bummed no one wanted to talk about the scientology new yorker i posted upthread"

The original Haggis one? Or the Scientology response article?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

I have several friends convinced a Scientologist mailman took their issue.

I liked how pithy and workmanlike the Rin Tin Tin piece was. Almost read like a digest or something. What was America's last animal star, a la RTT, Benji, Flipper, Mr. Ed, etc?

For that matter, when was the last time Orlean popped up in the New Yorker? I just read our kids her kids book, which was impressively wordy/worded.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

I thought the CoS actually published an entire parody issue of The New Yorker in response/revenge? Max that's what yr talking about no?

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

the scientology response with the fake cartoon captions i posted upthread!! its hilarious!!!!

max, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

yes god i posted it on this thread until all you bozos wanted to talk about "the supreme court" which btw we have a thread for

max, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

sorry max

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

thank you, apology accepted

max, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

no bozos
(that's my soul up there)

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

"the scientology response with the fake cartoon captions i posted upthread!! its hilarious!!!!"

But it's just hard to read scans!

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

last genuine american animal star was maybe spuds mackenzie? Or Benji if you mean non-ad based?

Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

Free Willy

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

Socks the Cat

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

For that matter, when was the last time Orlean popped up in the New Yorker?

From what I recall from Max's classic "you guys new yorker writers are fighting on twitter" thread, she's basically been working on this Rin Tin Tin book for the last few years and has some sort of cozy deal with the magazine where she only has to write like one article a year and they still keep her on staff.

jaymc, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

last genuine american animal star was maybe spuds mackenzie? Or Benji if you mean non-ad based?

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, September 1, 2011 4:30 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

Fuckin' Winston, yo.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

I won't apologize for being American, either (had nothing to do with that), only for shit that's worthy of an apology ffs. Man, the whiny, puerile, CO2 emitting annoyances that call themselves humans sometimes...

Nice crop, tho

Ohkneeswakeymaleeponce (Michael White), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

last genuine american animal star was maybe spuds mackenzie? Or Benji if you mean non-ad based?

what about Eddie from Frasier?

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

last genuine american animal star was maybe spuds mackenzie? Or Benji if you mean non-ad based?

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, September 1, 2011 4:30 PM (28 minutes ago)

AIR BUD

frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

i think the question is like, an animal who could carry a movie or a tv show as the lead? and not just as a one off novelty, but an animal that people paid to see the same way they go to see clooney in movies

Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

So i'm going with benji.

Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

there were like 5 air buds! i watched at least 2 of them!

frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

channing tatum

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

Pretty sure people are paying their monthly broadband bills almost solely to watch Winston on YouTube.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

Well, Toobin, like lots of practicing lawyers, is bound by their honor code; he can't get as critical as we'd like. I accept his toothless prose cuz he's the only one offering these insights.

― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

Didn't stop him from airing thos eunsourced comments about how Sotomayor was supposed to be stupid.

c("c) (Leee), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

In fact, wasn't there an implication that she only reached her pre-SCOTUS status because of affirmative action? Maybe the source was Clarence Thomas?

c("c) (Leee), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't stop him from airing thos eunsourced comments about how Sotomayor was supposed to be stupid.

You're thinking of Jeffrey Rosen.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 September 2011 11:07 (twelve years ago) link

Snap, I've been beefing on the wrong law-talking guy named Jeff all this time.

c("c) (Leee), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

The Parfait profile is great!

Mordy, Saturday, 3 September 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

Enjoyed the Louis Menand piece on Dwight MacDonald and middlebrow. He's such a sleek, wry writer - he doesn't bulldoze MacDonald with his own opinions.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 09:49 (twelve years ago) link

Especially love his Thornton Wilder review: "I agree with everything Mr. Wilder says, but I will fight to the death his right to say it this way."

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 09:56 (twelve years ago) link

The Parfait profile is great!

― Mordy, Saturday, September 3, 2011 5:26 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

^^

(is "parfait" some kind of nickname for the dude, i am not that into philosophy)

comes correct with his gameboy (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 04:44 (twelve years ago) link

lol it was just a typo when i wrote that

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

(an auto-correct typo)

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

Good news for Nancy Franklin haters (I think she's OK but I seem to be in the minority)

http://www.observer.com/2011/09/new-yorker-television-critic-nancy-franklin-taking-a-break-from-writing/

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

lol i was about to post that

max, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

PEACE OUT NANCE

max, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

max! didn't he want that job????

quit stalking me shithead (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

quit stalking me shithead (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

gonna email remnick right now, would really appreciate a letter of recommendation que

max, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

on it

quit stalking me shithead (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

all joking aside though dude, you should do it. get a pitch together.

quit stalking me shithead (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

i nominate the ilx tv krew to collaboratively write the new tv column for the new yorker

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

last couple of issues have been snoozy. did not really need 20 columns from different authors/columnists/whoever about how 9/11 impacted them. the long piece in the newest issue about the murdered pakistani journalist was pretty good but the rest was boring.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

every time this thread gets bumped i hope it's for a new david grann article

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

i would welcome anyone over her
for real, i can think of at least six people on ilx that could do better

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

i havent gotten an issue since the friday the 2nd :(

stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

i feel bad but i didnt even crack the cover of the 9/11 issue

Lamp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

i feel a lot less bad about nancy franklin not having a job as a tv critic

Lamp, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

i skipped all the 9/11 pieces, felt ok about it

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

ha i liked a lot of the 9/11 pieces (zadie's, remnick's, mccann's), & that's where i'm up to in that issue, having fallen behind, etc. idk, i read those from the issue after 9/11, not so long ago (mainly for the poem on the back) & thought they were v memorable & insightful, even/particularly franzen's, someone probably people don't give so much of a shit about the political insight of, but who talked p presciently about the change in tone between the boom of the 90s & the different mood of the next decade, which, i don't know, might or might not have been excellent foresight on his part but which proved correct, iirc.

it's not so long since i re-subscribed, so i am maybe in my own ny-er golden age, but i've thought the last few issues good, the one with the neanderthal piece a pick-up from a quieter spell (the ones with dogs &c). there's always some small nick paumgarten/staffer piece i like, of the thing about the bus driver in the 9/11 one that's enough to chew on for awhile.

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

Nancy's okay.

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

i feel bad but i didnt even crack the cover of the 9/11 issue

I liked it (not as much as the NY magazine 9/11) but if it's worthy, it will last. Good NYer stuff generally does.

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

i am reading janet malcolm on the journalist & the murderer out of the archives at the moment, it is great.

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

did anyone make a thread to compile the worst/best/o_O 9/11 10 year anniversary pieces?

i thought abt it but then decided not to mostly cause i didn't want to spend an afternoon looking for one worthy of an opening post :(

 (gr8080), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

Not to mention the fact that we were fcuking inundated w/9-11 anniversary pieces...

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

janet malcolm is a national treasure, love her so much.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

this is the first thing i've read by her, stirred by her paris review interview cropping up elsewhere. i have been meaning to for awhile, half on the rep of the journalism piece, half thinking that i could probably manage another cold-as-ice dissection journalist in the mould of didion. really good so far. had wondered whether to pick up the iirc extended but still short journalist/murderer book? let me know if i am making a mistake & should switch.

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

Book is great but I don't know how much it adds to the New Yorker piece so not sure if it's worth the extra $$$.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 08:44 (twelve years ago) link

thanks; will maybe slip onto something else of hers (the psychotherapy one?) after.

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 09:09 (twelve years ago) link

I'd check out the book version, actually -- it's considerably longer, but still short (and not at all padded out).

If you want a detour from the investigative stuff, her book on Gertrude Stein and Alice Toklas is also pretty terrific and (just about) doesn't really require any prior Stein reading.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:16 (twelve years ago) link

Enjoyed the Louis Menand piece on Dwight MacDonald and middlebrow. He's such a sleek, wry writer - he doesn't bulldoze MacDonald with his own opinions.

― Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 5:49 AM (1 week ago)

^^yeah this is excellent!

stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

wait you like louis menand, kevin? this does ... does not sync with what i know about you.

remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

this sentence seems posed to give you hives:

But judging from my recent conversations with a handful of literary and intellectual types -- the heirs, you could say, to the Macdonald/Greenberg tradition -- we live, today, in a pleasingly hierarchy-free, almost utopian cultural world. Most people I know share my disparate taste, enjoying "South Park" alongside Franz Schubert, the crisply plotted novels of James M. Cain as well as the philosophically searching films of Antonioni.
.

remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

packer's 'state of the nation after 9/11' was suitably despairing (and a nice juxtaposition to gopnik's 'what me decline' piece) but managed to conveniently avoid a couple things:

a) despite congenially tearing walter russell mead a new one, did not mention that he himself supported the iraq war

b) no doubt beyond the article's scope, but maybe make a pass at why surry county, north carolina would continue to vote against its own economic interests

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

i never really cared for menand. macdonald was good though.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

The Metaphysical Club is as good as searching "popular" criticism gets.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

I quite liked Packer's essay though but then again I often do.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

the menand piece that sticks in my mind is the one about orwell, which was headlined something like 'honest, decent, wrong.' it sticks in my mind mainly because menand never seemed to get around to explaining precisely how orwell was 'wrong,' other than the fact that the world today is not literally the world of '1984.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

The best Orwell essay I've read recently is James Wood's, also published in the NY, and in the 2010 Best series.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

i remember the menand orwell piece! we never got stuck with equal and opposed totalitarian empires, i think was the main point.

anorange (abanana), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

I just started Malcolm's Two Lives. I love her meta-biographies, especially the Chekhov one.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 September 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

Couple from the vault that I read and liked this week:
Ben McGrath on Tim Wakefield
Susan Orlean on a lost doggy

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

menand follows up his macdonald piece with another good one on ts eliot

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 September 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

btw remy i never figured out what i was supposed to dislike about that sentence you reprinted last week

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 September 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

Eliot is as much a part of my own formation as a writer and person as he was for his immediate successors -- I too experienced a thrilled shock unlike anything I've experienced before or since when in high school I played hooky from homework and read "The Waste Land" with Cliff Notes handy. It's hard to write something fresh about him. Menand's essay isn't fresh so much as a superb attempt to integrate what he's learned with the received wisdom.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

he also reminds us of how much the English curriculum is indebted to the New Critics; certainly when I was in college the Close Reading of the Text was still rather sacred.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

what is that in response to, alfred?

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

menand follows up his macdonald piece with another good one on ts eliot

― k3vin k., Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

I need to splunk down for a subscript

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

newest issue is really arts-focused, with pieces touching on jean-paul gaultier, alexander mcqueen, steven sondheim and the gershwins, and some famous photographer, but the best article in the whole issue is the one about a pharmacist working in a remote area of colorado

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

ha i'll read that one for sure then

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 September 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that article's great. was trying to remember if the last time, if ever, the nyer did a profile on a random guy like like that.

Moreno, Thursday, 22 September 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

but the best article in the whole issue is the one about a pharmacist working in a remote area of colorado

this was really fantastic

sleep \lim: $\lim_(x\to\infty) over (Lamp), Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:20 (twelve years ago) link

god, that old guy w/ the unsent letters asking friends to introduce him to 'men who are like him' just killed me

iatee, Friday, 23 September 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

i want to go to nucla

mizzell, Friday, 23 September 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ this "dude court" cartoon

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 September 2011 05:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lru4hg6riz1qav5oho1_500.png

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 September 2011 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

that's pretty good

yet i hate to see such a promising young man ruined by appreciation of nyer cartoons at such an early age

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2011 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

menand follows up his macdonald piece with another good one on ts eliot

Yeah, most I thought about TOILETS since I was a lower classman.

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Saturday, 24 September 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

mailing in a sub renewal today after about five years off

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Saturday, 24 September 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

btw, have decided that Gopnik is the all-purpose Gladwell: glib, reductionist.

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Saturday, 24 September 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

Like everyone else, I have a huge stack of back issues to complete, so I was thankful for the 9/11 issue, which I just couldn't read. Though of course, if anyone is allowed to put out a 9/11 issue, it might as well be the New Yorker. I want to say I did read the Gopnik piece, though, which I found very erudite and perceptive.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 September 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

my 9/11 issue was delivered a week late, which was just as well

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 September 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

I want to say I did read the Gopnik piece, though, which I found very erudite and perceptive.

Actually, that's the article that's soured me on him; it felt very superficial.

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Saturday, 24 September 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

Hmm, I can see that criticism. I just think he juggled lots of ideas well, even if they were superficial ideas.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 September 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

And, yeah, my 9/11 issue was a week late, too.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 September 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

Were those late issues all about 7 WTC or what.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 24 September 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

but the best article in the whole issue is the one about a pharmacist working in a remote area of colorado

this was really fantastic

― sleep \lim: $\lim_(x\to\infty) over (Lamp), Thursday, 22 September 2011 06:20 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

god, that old guy w/ the unsent letters asking friends to introduce him to 'men who are like him' just killed me

― iatee, Friday, 23 September 2011 18:00 (2 days ago) Bookmark

god this was wonderful. i started off reading it & thinking it'd just be great like trillin's shopsin's profile, but it was so stunning, picking up the rest of the town & the few repeat themes that the guy wouldn't necessarily unify. stuff like 'it is an hour and a half from the nearest traffic light' was excellent.

347.239.9791 stench hotline (schlump), Sunday, 25 September 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i loved that article, and that guy, predictably

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 September 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

Story had this really pronounced gay subtext - his gay brother, his enthusiastic treatment of the 4 transgendered patients, the mysterious drifter at the end who also turns out to be gay. Not sure what to make of that, but it was a fascinating and beautifully written piece. Could be adapted into a TV show or movie.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 September 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think there has to be anything made of that beyond 'sometimes people are gay, also in rural areas'

iatee, Monday, 26 September 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

that janet macolm thing on the photographer didnt seem v new yorkerish, the way she put herself in the article

just sayin, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 09:12 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think there has to be anything made of that beyond 'sometimes people are gay, also in rural areas'

i think it was more than this, because it was specifically exploring the fact that the people who are gay, in rural areas, are in some cases dealing with having to hide this from family or society or themselves, or whatever else. & the fact that this elicited the guy's compassion, & figured in the changing narrative of his life, having previously been cagey around his brother, made it a part of the portrait of him, too.

mr. vertical (schlump), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 09:54 (twelve years ago) link

also it is one of the articles you can just read on the website in case anyone wants to send it around to friends, etc. it was really stunning.

half way through the malcolm/struth thing - narrator hasn't become intrusive yet, it is quite a 'bold', 'personal' profile of everyone involved though i think.

mr. vertical (schlump), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 09:56 (twelve years ago) link

i wouldnt say she's necessarily intrusive, its just that usually they seem to sort of go out of their way to not personalise the profiles?

just sayin, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 10:09 (twelve years ago) link

just hunted down the pharmacist article - it's here http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/09/26/110926fa_fact_hessler?currentPage=all and it's really beautiful

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 10:18 (twelve years ago) link

when i think of the platonic new yorker article i think of at least one paragraph where the writer describes driving through the small town, stopping at the local pharmacy/gas station/petting zoo and having an off-the-cuff conversation with the pharmacist/gas station attendant/goat wrangler about the topic of the article

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 12:35 (twelve years ago) link

Haven't read that pharmacist article yet, but its author just won a MacArthur "genius grant."

jaymc, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

aye, & is about to move to egypt to cover it for the NYer for the next few years. going to read his 'personal history' about returning to the states from china, in the archives, as soon as i can squeeze it in between other articles.

mr. vertical (schlump), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

oh i remember that personal history thing, it was pretty good iirc

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

Does anyone else subscribe to the NY on their Kindle (or other device)? I've found it easier to keep up, week by week, reading on the device.

President Keyes, Friday, 30 September 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

That's how I get it. Comes in so much earlier than the print version.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 30 September 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, I had totally forgotten about that move from China to Colorado Personal History and didn't make the connection. I remember it being pretty entertaining. Lots of stuff involving shipping all his belongings with no way to track their arrival time, the realities of getting his stuff from a boat to his rural home, that kind of thing.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 September 2011 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

Theo Jansen, Strandbeest creator: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/09/05/110905fa_fact_frazier

Come On My Teselecta (Leee), Monday, 3 October 2011 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

Ikea article is pretty interesting

Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 October 2011 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/DDXkv.jpg

dayo, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

most of the IKEA article was good but the fretting about "our generation's furniture is so disposable, our parents' generation's furniture was solid and long-lasting, what does this say about us?" was, not really dumb i guess, but pretty inessential in contrast with nazi connections and corporate brainwashing

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

is ikea furniture really not long-lasting? igi if you have to move it, but some of the ikea stuff in our house has lasted for a decade at least

dayo, Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

it's probably more the fact that it wasn't hewn from a trunk of solid oak by a bronzed carpenter using a lathe brought over from england by his forefather on the mayflower

dayo, Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

did anyone read the piece on taylor swift? worth getting the magazine just for that?

markers, Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

i read it. i don't really know much or care much about her, the whole point of it was basically "she's nice."

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

lol ok thanking u

markers, Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

i read it today. i learned that her superfans are called "swfties" & she likes stamps & writes a lot of thank you notes, like to tech & radio guys, even. but it was cute idk. lizzie widdicombe isnt much of a journalist

johnny crunch, Thursday, 6 October 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

A friend of mine told me this story about about how she was stopped -- almost vaguely accosted -- by a french guy on a subway, while she was reading the New Yorker, and he said something to the effect of -- "This magazine, do you feel that it stands for anything? I have read it and I do not think so."

When articles like that are printed I feel like he's right.

Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 October 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.media-freaks.com/work/leilei/pepelepew/pepelepew-02.jpg

"This magazine, do you feel that it stands for anything? I have read it and I do not think so."

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2011 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure that was just someone doing an impression of a french guy

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Thursday, 6 October 2011 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

lolll

k3vin k., Thursday, 6 October 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

Do we just expect excellence from Atul Gawande and that's why no one has linked to his newest one (on how doctors and other professions can benefit from coaches) yet? He totally shows how you're supposed to challenge conventional wisdom.

Come On My Teselecta (Leee), Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

that 1 was alright, kind of a boring issue imo. at least in terms of my tastes in topics. the fiction was hilarious tho

u0sd0ןɟ (flopson), Monday, 10 October 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

yeah btw i almost always skip the fiction & would appreciate fiction alerts itt too

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

otm ^^, same
i kinda liked the guy's story about tracking down his iphone? like the writing was obv p cloying but it, & its wau-@-technology 70 yr old vantage point, was quite endearing i thought.

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Monday, 10 October 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

the patti smith was very true tales of american life/npr

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Monday, 10 October 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

Anyone read James Wood's masterly review of Alan Hollinghurst's The Stranger's Child? He's one of the few critics who can explain how good prose works. In addition, it's one of the most judicious mixed reviews I've read in months.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

Ppl on this thread will be pleased by the news that Emily Nussbaum replaces Nancy Franklin as the TV critic.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

too bad wood's prose never reaches such heights

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

i might read that since i won't read the novel & so have no fear of spoilers, etc.

am still working through whichever week's issue it was that had the big NC/pope thing. couldn't believe some of the examples of attack ads - the guy who they drew a sombrero on & wrote 'mucho taxo adios senor' next to.

interspecies smalltalk (schlump), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

nussbaum is a much better choice than franklin but cmon yall i wouldve KILLED IT

max, Friday, 14 October 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

u can't write about downton abbey every week max

mookieproof, Friday, 14 October 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

Wood's way of pinpointing good sentences and bad ones, and explaining how they work, is sublime.

Loved the Andrew Stanton profile - much more revealing than Anthony Lane's Pixar piece.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Friday, 14 October 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

nussbaum is a much better choice than franklin but cmon yall i wouldve KILLED IT

― max, Friday, October 14, 2011 10:52 AM (1 hour ago)

can you please start sending them stuff on spec every week?

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 14 October 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

haha my mom is always like 'you're a good writer! why don't you submit something to the new yorker?'

i don't think it works that way mom . . . unless you're david brooks i guess

mookieproof, Friday, 14 October 2011 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

<3 parents

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

"you always fix our computer! why don't you become a computer scientist?"

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

Jeff Foxworthy did the same routine, but when I was doing public announcements for the portrait studios inside a Coon Rapids Wal-Mart, my mother suggested that maybe some hotshot radio executive would hear me over the speakers and hire me away on the spot.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 14 October 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

Couple not so current ones:
Susan Orlean on Jean-Paul Gaultier (accompanying chat is pretty cute too)
Dyson Vacuums (paywall; 2011/09/20)

foxes freud (Leee), Friday, 21 October 2011 04:31 (twelve years ago) link

whoa this article on bitcoin is pretty fascinating, much of this had managed to pass under my radar

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 23 October 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

otm!!

foxes freud (Leee), Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

Its funny how that came out, I was enthralled by it, and bitcoin immediately lost 90% of its value

Brakhage, Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

link?

iatee, Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

The <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/10/10/111010fa_fact_davis";>bitcoin NYer article</a> is behind paywall for the Oct 10 issue, the <a href="http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/10/bitcoin-implodes-down-more-than-90-percent-from-june-peak.ars";>drop in value</a> is all over the place <a href="http://www.google.com/search?rls=en&q=bitcoin+implodes";>on the internet</a>

I'm hoping the new Stuxnet variant is some super villain trying to corner the remaining bitcoins

Brakhage, Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

guuuuh

The bitcoin NYer article is behind paywall for the Oct 10 issue, the drop in value is all over the place on the internet

Brakhage, Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

aw darn kinda sad to hear that. otoh the whole thing kind of sets off a lot of libertarian alarms in my head but still

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Monday, 24 October 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

otoh the whole thing kind of sets off a lot of libertarian alarms in my head but still

Yeah, in the article, the people who are ideologically all over it are the ones who are against fiat money, but, like, from my layperson's understanding, bitcoin doesn't have a fixed value/isn't backed by Ron Paul bucks??

foxes freud (Leee), Monday, 24 October 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link

bitcoins are like, if money was backed by gold but we could magically conjure up a pound of gold every few days or so

dayo, Monday, 24 October 2011 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

Enjoyed thing about Lexicon, the naming agency, although a lot of the 'insights' seemed kind of obvious and intuitive.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 October 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

some1 transcribe the whole article itt

J0rdan S., Monday, 24 October 2011 04:34 (twelve years ago) link

which one, bitcoin?

mookieproof, Monday, 24 October 2011 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

ya

J0rdan S., Monday, 24 October 2011 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

bitcoin dot pdf

mookieproof, Monday, 24 October 2011 04:44 (twelve years ago) link

o wow

J0rdan S., Monday, 24 October 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

It took me a good two or three weeks to notice that my subscription had run out. Tsk on you, New Yorker, for being off your game!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 October 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

not new yorker but for fans of the grann article about the guy who was executed for arson in texas

http://discovermagazine.com/2011/nov/12-spark-truth-science-bring-justice-arson-trials

dayo, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

there was an amazing frontline or some pbs show ep years ago abt arson investigation, i wont say more for fear of spoiling it but its truly amazing

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

not the recent one abt the guy

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

ah it was actually nova

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

In the vein of Midwest pharmacist, here's an article about an Indian cow broker (paywall).

hounds heidegger (Leee), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

NOVA: Hunt For the Serial Arsonist << recommend

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:37 (twelve years ago) link

In the vein of Midwest pharmacist, here's an article about an Indian cow broker (paywall).

― hounds heidegger (Leee), Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:34 PM (7 minutes ago)

just started reading this actually, seems promising

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

i liked that one - the part where his family admits they partially blame his line of work for his son's death was kind of heartbreaking

you seem to be a few weeks behind too, what's your excuse?

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link

my issues have been arriving hella late

mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

my excuse is i lost my mail key and haven't seen the inside of my mailbox in 2.5 weeks

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:23 (twelve years ago) link

ipad, bro

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

Some choice: do I want to pay a $400 premium to make sure I read each issue of my $40 New Yorker subscription on time?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

yes, it is a shame there's so little you can do with an ipad except read the new yorker, but what can you do?

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

in any case, my point is that it tends to release on the pad the day before they distribute by mail.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 12:28 (twelve years ago) link

forks takes time out from polishing his monocle and lighting cigars with hundred dollar bills to frown grumpily at those of us unable to drop $400+ on an iPad

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 13:21 (twelve years ago) link

There's a lot that you can do on your iPad ... that I can also do on my phone ... that I can also do on my computer ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

or you can get a kindle for $100 and pay $3 a month and get the issues the day before they mail also

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

That is so cart before the horse to me.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

Or you could already own a Nook and be kinda fucked on that front, so continue reading your hard copies as they come in.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

So for the cost of approximately a three year subscription to the New Yorker, you can get it a few days early?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

FYI you're only screwed if you have a Nook Color; the New Yorker is available for the original Nook.

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

I do have the Color so, yeah, still screwed. I do sometimes regret the Nook because of missing out on a few things like this, but otoh I love it because it worked out perfectly for me by being sort of a midpoint between a reader and a table - i.e. I can still access the internet and use apps with it.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

or you can go work in the printing press where they actually MAKE the new yorker and read it really quickly as it comes down the line

this option actually EARNS you money

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

aw nook color reminds me of game boy color /lolyoung

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

I had a game boy color and a game boy pocket and a game boy advance and a DS boy nintendo really got a lot of money out of me

dayo, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

I only ever had the original Game Boy. Played the shit out of some Mario Golf on that thing.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

my ipad screen is all cracked up top from where i dropped it
i

am

the

ninety

nine

percent

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

anybody read that (long) piece on art pope and the influence of money in north carolina state politics?

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

i think i almost finished it and then got distracted. iirc it was v depressing? i maybe mentioned it upthread bc i needed to repeat the line about "mucho taxo adios senor!" that was up on a shopped poster of a dem opponent.

the contemporary jazz guitar gettin mad liberated (schlump), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

i read it -- was kind of curious what aero thought of it

fucken tar heels amirite

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

noticed him popping up in the news a bunch after that. was very happy to see that most of the wake county school board members he was backing were recently voted out:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-carmichael/populist-backlash-crushes_b_1006307.html

Moreno, Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

you seem to be a few weeks behind too, what's your excuse?

Most of my (dwindling) free time reading has been focused (or focussed, going by TNY's style guide (blah)) on catching up on ASOIAF, which means I'm piling up my issues in my room. Also, I think my delivery is now a full week behind -- the one with the Wall Street fat cats occupying Wall Street on the cover only arrived on Monday.

anybody read that (long) piece on art pope and the influence of money in north carolina state politics?

Yeah, finished that last week (hah), imo vital companion piece to her article on the Kochs. But yeah, maddeningly depressing -- Pope is supposed to be wonkish and well-lettered, yet he can't resist throwing around indisputable falsities and fallacies (lol Republicans).

hounds heidegger (Leee), Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

favorite part of the art pope one was where he's saying he's not an heir, he just happened to buy out his dad's equity at the company after working there for his whole adult life. clearly something anybody who was as smart and hard working as he was could have done.

circles, Thursday, 27 October 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

i thought the short lethem piece this week was really strong

Mordy, Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

some historical dynamite in this planned parenthood piece

did anyone read the mindy kaling thing serialised a few weeks back, btw? i'm kinda behind & need an endorsement before tracking down & uncrumpling whichever issue it was in

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Monday, 7 November 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

it was a shouts and murmurs, right? i remember enjoying it but it was pretty light and i don't remember anything about it today

Mordy, Monday, 7 November 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

idk, i just saw her on the daily show & realised i'd missed an issue. i'm really behind though generally, i shamefully couldn't motivate myself to engage with the money issue, which is deeply shallow of me & apparently meant i missed out on that article about maybe an indian guy, i forget

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Monday, 7 November 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

the money issue was great! from it i'd recommend, if memory serves, the article you mentioned, the bitcoin piece, the piece on keynes, and (i think) atul gawande's piece on coaching

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 November 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

ty man. am going away for a couple of weeks & will pack a couple to catchup, will def make a concerted effort with it. the bitcoin one sounded amusing.

the pp article i mentioned before is good, btw; better historically then on the present (which it depicts as a kind of doubly partisan gridlock, which i don't think is totally accurate). i kinda "met" c3cil3 r1chard5 once, she talked to a bunch of us in ny, she was v inspirational

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Monday, 7 November 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

the bitcoin piece was really really good

Mordy, Monday, 7 November 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

kaling is super light just in general. her ny piece was wafer thin.
i'll also cosign on the money issue, it was fucking great front to back. The cattle broker! Bitcoin! The Carolinian powerbroker!

herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 November 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

well boy is my face red

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Monday, 7 November 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

Loving Elif Batuman's article on Turkey; it's all over the place but I love her storytelling.

daschund derrida (Leee), Monday, 7 November 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

the money issue was great! from it i'd recommend, if memory serves, the article you mentioned, the bitcoin piece, the piece on keynes, and (i think) atul gawande's piece on coaching

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Monday, November 7, 2011 11:00 AM (9 hours ago)

and duh didn't this one have the art pope story too?!

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

still have not seen the inside of my mailbox in 3 weeks btw

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

fwiw, the money issue also had the taylor swift piece!

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

ha, I must've put a dent in it if it had the Art Pope & Taylor Swift, both of which I read. I've straightened out some crumpled issues I was carrying around for awhile, anyway - kinda ashamed I haven't read the recent Batuman piece - so am all set.

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

also nb taylor swift's mom is weird

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

kinda makes me mad to think how much gladwell got paid to write that jobs piece

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

i thought the mindy kaling excerpt was about exactly as funny as youd expect it to be which is at least 100x funnier than almost anything else printed in shouts & murmurs this year

so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

No wai I read something really funny in shouts n murmurs a while ago, don't recall what it was

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

im p sure that was my twitter you reading, you were confused because my profile pic is me wearing a monocle

so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

Oh right my b

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

shouts + murmurs more like hooch + turner amirite?

Mordy, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

idrk what that means

Mordy, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

dirk, what that means?

http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Dirk-Nowitzki1.jpg

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/19000/19019/dirk_19019_md.gif

Mordy, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

The New Dirker

herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 07:19 (twelve years ago) link

mindy kaling new yorker piece ruled fuiud

horseshoe, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 07:21 (twelve years ago) link

why are people pretending mindy kaling is funny is what i wanna know
she's cute and seems nice but she's really not funny except in a loose kind of hipster nora ephron way which is nagl imo

herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 07:24 (twelve years ago) link

i am seriously going to kill you

horseshoe, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 07:25 (twelve years ago) link

horseshoe you are arguing with someone who is well known to have the worst sense of humor on this board

max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

Truly, my lack of respect for a writer on that effervescent gem that is the post carrell office speaks volumes to my deeply flawed humo(u)r

herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

nov. 14 issue has two really good long articles (planned parenthood + murder/DNA/court martial stories) but the sasha frere-jones piece on the fall was annoyingly simplified/condescending. i know he has to write to his audience but he keeps talking about how mark e. smith writes nonsense lyrics - even if i don't know what he's singing about, i'd never assume it's intended to be nonsense.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

I'm always impressed when people decipher them. It's all got meaning, even if I'm not smart enough to parse it.

And the Mindy piece was very funny.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

food issue!

just sayin, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

No wai I read something really funny in shouts n murmurs a while ago, don't recall what it was

The Mike Bloomberg snowstorm diary was pretty funny:

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2011/01/17/110117sh_shouts_kenney?currentPage=all

o. nate, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

food issue not looking terribly appetizing (...) - i really want to read last week's issue once (1) my mail situation is sorted out and (2) my tests are over

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not done with the food issue yet but so far the article about apples was kinda interesting and i'm a sucker for calvin trillin pieces, even when they're totally unfocused. the ones about trying to recreate medieval meals and foraging were pretty dumb.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

The review of the George Kennan bio is terrific.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

i get my issues so late and then take an additional 4 - 8 weeks to get to them that i wish ppl would post "the one with the picture of ____ on the cover" when talking about issues :-[

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

food issue also has a decent shouts and murmurs from eric idle (can't tell if it's really "funny" or if it just caught my attention by at least varying from the typical S&M style) and a short story by sam lipsyte (which i haven't finished but i'm actually reading it, unlike most NYer short stories).

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

that bloomberg diary is awesome -- reads a bit like a more pointed barthelme.

s.clover, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

oh hey, new-ish george saunders story?

this is unusual for batman. (Jordan), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

I thought the Planned Parenthood and DNA/double jeopardy articles were good, but both sort of buried the lead. Like, the PP one was a solid history that concluded with a rushed bit on how abortion became the prime Republican boogeyman; I would have preferred a whole article on this. Same thing with the very entertaining/interesting DNA/murder story, which is detective fiction-fascinating, but only closes with the historic import of the double (triple?) jeopardy nature of the case. Both pieces were good, really well written - made me want to donate immediately to PP - but their stories curiously composed.

I really liked Jon Lee Anderson's Libya piece. It made me wish we could bring Qaddafi back to life just to have someone kill him in cold blood all over again. It's a shame these dictators design their rule so that the only way to take them down is in essence to destroy the country with them.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

how was the menand essay a couple weeks ago?

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

The one about Kennan? Excellent. I put the bio on reserve at the library.

I thought the Planned Parenthood and DNA/double jeopardy articles were good, but both sort of buried the lead. Like, the PP one was a solid history that concluded with a rushed bit on how abortion became the prime Republican boogeyman; I would have preferred a whole article on this

Agreed.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

that libya piece is fascinating.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

lipsyte story is really good if you're into lipsyte btw

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

"the PP one was a solid history that concluded with a rushed bit on how abortion became the prime Republican boogeyman"

I feel like this part of the history is really well know though, whereas the how we got to 1972 is kind lost a lot.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno about that. I learned a lot from that little bit, not least that until relatively recently Republicans were often more or at least as pro choice as democrats. Also interested in how abortion, for a while, has suited various political agendas, and rarely aligned along the strict divide we find today. Considering the implicit theme of the piece was the reinvigorated assault on reproductive rights, it just follows that that should have been the focus.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

"I learned a lot from that little bit, not least that until relatively recently Republicans were often more or at least as pro choice as democrats."

Uh this might be one of those age things so nevermind.

I feel like the theme of the piece was sort of how Planned Parenthood got from there to now. It covered that pretty well.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

Reading the PP story and the Hugo Black bio I finished yesterday shed light on even the most liberal justices rolled their eyes at William O. Douglas' penumbras and emanations used to carve a right to privacy.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

i am literally paralyzed over whether i should re-up my print subscription or just go ipad-only

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 18 November 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

print for train/bus commute and toilet; ipad for social situations
how much more expensive is dual?

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

"social situations"?

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

responsive new yorker prayer services

Mordy, Friday, 18 November 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

haha ya what do you mean by that?

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

ugh, i hate food issues

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

would rather read The Doily Issue tbh

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

you know, social situations where a diverse yet vibrant group of friends gathers around an ipad to read patricia maxwell's latest piece on shopping for hats in manhattan

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

hahah

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

food issues are the best iirc

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://markslutsky.com/post/937117589/the-food-issue

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

i'm kinda done with "food" as an "issue"

Mr. Que, Friday, 18 November 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

that's YOUR issue

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

true

Mr. Que, Friday, 18 November 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

okay, lol at me i guess
social situations like you're at a place where there's no light to read: bar, pre-concert, solar eclipse, etc

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

i would never take my ipad to a concert, i'd worry about it getting stolen or wrecked

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

dunno if htat counts as being 'social'

dayo, Friday, 18 November 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

ya that too

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

i will cop to having weird definitions of what qualifies as social.
i kinda messenger bag everywhere these days, mostly so i got a pocket for my pad so the umbilicus never has to come unsocketed.

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

i want to be friends with jon huntsman's daughters after reading last weeks "talk of the town"

mon/ seeya/ chi 2.0 (k3vin k.), Friday, 18 November 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

"friends"

mookieproof, Saturday, 19 November 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

i have an ipad new yorker subscription and it crashes all the time, it's very annoying.

estela, Saturday, 19 November 2011 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

I have the ipad subscription and it's been smooth, although they did promise me a free travel supplement that was not available free. I asked them twice what was going on and they didn't answer me. Yesterday they emailed me to ask whether I enjoyed my free travel supplement. I, don't, even.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 19 November 2011 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

i read the coffee article

ice cr?m, Saturday, 19 November 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

Is the coffee article good? I am waiting for this ish to hit InfoTrac to read it.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 19 November 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

it was alright

ice cr?m, Saturday, 19 November 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

Just started the PP article, but re: wishing that it tracked the politicization of abortion, isn't Jill Lepore writing a book on that atm?

daschund derrida (Leee), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

rare shouts & murmurs appearance in the nyer alert thread, i liked this

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2012/01/09/120109sh_shouts_rich?currentPage=all

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

i liked the article abt the kid in michigan who killed his grandfather & life sentences for youths &c
read it over lunch and have kinda thought abt it all day since
hm prob shouldnt have thrown that issue away!

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

nice tidbit from that article:

"Life imprisonment for juveniles is forbidden by the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child, a treaty ratified by every country in the world except the United States and Somalia."

mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

which ish, i'm all disorganised
(i just read half of the packer article on the libertarian online, will finish it soon)

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

jan 2nd issue

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

being away from school sucks, i have to read all these online. glad to hear you liked the juvenile justice one, gotta finish that

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 January 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

I have to start that one, reading the one about the Indian businesswoman from that issue right now though.

Also, don't know if this should go here or the cartoon caption thread but this...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx9bpoSRfQ1qbypg1o1_500.jpg

makes me unbelievably sad.

Leee, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

ha ha, yeah that was a good one

jan 2nd issue

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 02:24 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ty

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 11:11 (twelve years ago) link

new issue has a really good article on the chevron lawsuit in ecuador over environmental remnants from oil pipelines (more intrigue than you'd expect) and a pretty good one on a weird american reporter who covered the yakuza for a japanese newspaper

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

The article about Gobekli Tepe blew my mind and made me want to go back to high school and follow my dreams of being an archeologist rather then all the useless stuff I do now.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

(i just read half of the packer article on the libertarian online, will finish it soon)

^ yes this was pretty great

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Thursday, 5 January 2012 12:43 (twelve years ago) link

the article on don bosco high school football was . . . quite something

mookieproof, Friday, 6 January 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

something == despairing imo.

Leee, Friday, 6 January 2012 06:22 (twelve years ago) link

I quite liked last week's Carrie Brownstein piece.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2012 12:28 (twelve years ago) link

xpost Are you talking about the Paypal guy, that libertarian?

The high school football story was great, as was the (sad) piece about the kid in Michigan.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the paypal guy. a few ppl on this thread (or the sandbox or w/e) were v complimentary of it, partic packer's denouement. he did seem to v subtly give the guy enough rope & be fairly unobtrusive until the very end.

really bummed my postman is kicking back with my nite jewel 7" & the last couple of issues of this, i want my elif batuman piece

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

The Chevron lawsuit piece was really great, I thought. A little light on legal specificity/detail, but that's to be expected.

Oh shit, that's my bone! (Hurting 2), Saturday, 7 January 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

have liked every Saïd Sayrafiezadeh story, including the 1 this wk

johnny crunch, Monday, 9 January 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

chevron piece was fantastic, h8 chevron so much

iatee, Monday, 9 January 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

the documentary "Crude" that is referenced in there is p good if u can find it

johnny crunch, Monday, 9 January 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

What are you, the teen-ager, to do? You want your hip-hop, your punk rock, a sound that will build a wall between you and the hideous adults who micromanage your life. Ideally, the wall is topped with cultural barbs charged with a thousand volts of fuck-off. But here they come: grownups, with their war stories of watching Jay-Z buy a jar of pickles, of Arcade Fire playing a transcendent show in a tiny church. Your mom gives you seven-inch punk records for Christmas and takes you to an Odd Future show on your birthday. But concerts with your parents don't help to establish a cohort and choose an anthem. How do you bond with your friends, stay out late, and not get an earful about how it was so much better the first time around? Increasingly, youths choose to go dancing, with the aid of glow sticks and a few thousand friends, until 5 A.M.

uuuuurrrrrgghhhhhhh

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 9 January 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

oh sashapaws

johnny crunch, Monday, 9 January 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

Odd Future Mom

buzza, Monday, 9 January 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

Is that Nicki Minaj?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 January 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

r raves srsly still a thing

lag∞n, Monday, 9 January 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

dubstep baby

Thug Luftwaffle (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 January 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

I liked the yakuza article

lag∞n, Monday, 9 January 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

I hav the nyer on my ipad now, im kinda a big deal

lag∞n, Monday, 9 January 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

lol @it not being able to download in the background lol @ 100mb files

lag∞n, Monday, 9 January 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

I hav the nyer on my ipad now, im kinda a big deal

This is great, particularly the not-waiting-for-the-post bit.

unflushed deuce (Schlafsack), Monday, 9 January 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

Man I've signed up twice now to access the digital edition and archives with my subscription, but every time I try to log in it claims my email address is not recognized. Super annoying.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

If you sign up to the ipad edition, you have to sign up ~again~ to get archive access. If you are not talking about the ipad edition plz ignore.

unflushed deuce (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

archive interface is so awful its basically not worth it anyway

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

i think there's one login/pw for the nyer site, then another for the archives? also, the archives only work for me on ie.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

Not sure tbh.

archive interface is so awful its basically not worth it anyway

― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 04:42 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

On the ipad I find an article, take screenshots and read those from the camera roll.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Man, Yakuza obsessive and oil company lawsuit would both make great movies.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

I can't remember the last NYer issue in which I read four feature articles (those two, plus the Gingrich and Rubio profiles).

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

Man, I read every issue from cover to cover. Ok, well I skip Shouts and Murmurs sometimes. And the poems.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

xpost I was thinking the very same thing with this issue! I mean, I want to read everything, generally, but this may be the first in a while where I actually read four articles before the next issue arrived: Gingrich, Yakuza, Chevron and Rubio. The quadfecta!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

(I always skip the fiction)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like if I read every issue cover-to-cover, I'd never read anything else.

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ that's what i was doing for awhile and finally gave up. like why am i reading this joan acoella dance review rather than one of the 20 books i've bought in the past year and never read.

Moreno, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

Lately it's rare for there to be more than one thing I really want to read.

Oh shit, that's my bone! (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

i read every issue cover to cover BUT: only in the bathroom or on iPad
and I'm always about three months behind
not in the bathroom
on the magazine

Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-Bop Bop (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

yeah unless it's something i really couldn't care less about i'll pretty much read all the features, talk of the towns, critics essays, etc. i mostly skip the fiction and always skip shouts and murmurs

rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

archive interface is so awful its basically not worth it anyway

― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 11, 2012 12:42 PM (6 hours ago)

i really dont get their 'deal' tbh, why do they suck at the internet so hard? their stance on iphones is basically "go fuck yourself"

rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

I just finished the Chevron feature -- it's Bleak House meets The Verdict.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

i'm usually pretty thorough, apart from the fiction and the non- book/music/film reviews. might skip some of the latter talk of the town pieces and shouts & murmurs. if i haven't finished it by the time the next one arrives, tho, i'm done.

it's bad enough letting nyrbs pile up -- and i'm better about skipping stuff -- can't do it with the nyer too

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 January 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

at least the NYRB publishes every few weeks and I can dispatch it at lunch.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 January 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

Oh god I have such a NYer pile problem, which is now being exacerbated by the spouse's Atlantic pile problem.

quincie, Thursday, 12 January 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

When we moved last summer (2011) I made myself throw away everything pre-2010, and it still haunts me that I had dog-earred so many articles that I will now never read :(

quincie, Thursday, 12 January 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

atlantic is only 10 times a year!

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 January 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

I made myself throw away everything pre-2010

you did the right thing (see holidays at home thread for full hoarding horror stories)

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 January 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

I do sigh with relief when The New Yorker publishes one of its biweekly editions.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 January 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

i really dont get their 'deal' tbh, why do they suck at the internet so hard? their stance on iphones is basically "go fuck yourself"

This is a publisher that persists with diaereses in the 21st century so

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 12 January 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

When we moved last summer (2011) I made myself throw away everything pre-2010, and it still haunts me that I had dog-earred so many articles that I will now never read :(

i had to throw out a year's worth when i was moving once, i was mainly mad that it was just going _to waste_, because they're a good thing to just give away or leave for people to have in their bathrooms or w/e

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Thursday, 12 January 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

donate New Yorker back issues to the underprivileged for xmas, leave them in their bathrooms like a highbrow santa claus

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Thursday, 12 January 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

archive interface is so awful its basically not worth it anyway

― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 11, 2012 12:42 PM (6 hours ago)

i really dont get their 'deal' tbh, why do they suck at the internet so hard? their stance on iphones is basically "go fuck yourself"

― rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Wednesday, January 11, 2012 6:54 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

its because they just want u to subscribe to the print magazine

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but i do subscribe to the print magazine maybe i can't fuckin have my issue on me at all times sorry new yorker

rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

yah they should hav an iphone app 4 sure

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

they 'hope to in the future' lol gfy

rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

sittin around looking at butterflies hopin 4 a iphone app

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

maybe i can't fuckin have my issue on me at all times

tbf it's a fuckin piece of paper; it folds nicely and can be dropped without harm

also get off my fuckin lawn

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

tbf its many pieces of paper

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

and staples, sorry

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

and ink

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

^overlooked point

also it's like oh i have an hour to kill randomly too bad i can't read on my mobile device said pieces of paper for which btw i paid many other green pieces of paper, but it's all good this is what 1991 now

rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

its more of a dream really

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

printed on shitty stock tbh

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

btw I don't get all the complaints about the proper ipad edition, it's up there with the best available imo

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

the general concept is v good imo, but there are some poorly executed details

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

On the ipad I find an article, take screenshots and read those from the camera roll.

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, January 11, 2012 3:06 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol this is amazing btw

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

the general concept is v good imo, but there are some poorly executed details

I don't like the way it all lines up down the right-hand side of the screen (in portrait), with a giant glob of white space on the left. Other than that, mostly superb imo.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

also it's like oh i have an hour to kill randomly too bad i can't read on my mobile device said pieces of paper for which btw i paid many other green pieces of paper, but it's all good this is what 1991 now

pretty rough maaaan

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

or for instance if i am away from my apt for an extended period of time and cannot read my issue in print

just get w/ the times NYer srsly

rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

I dont like: no downloading in the background, how each poem listing section etc gets its own spot in the line up kinda clogs up the feed, how large the file sizes are I already had to archive a couple but why, i was listing to an author read a story which is a nice lil feature but when I accidentally swiped away there was no way to restart the audio from where I left off like no lil slider thing at all, feel like the drop down toc isn't descriptive enough like im never sure what the articles are abt could use sub titles, and other stuff like that that could use some refining

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

no downloading in the background

This might be Adobe's fault (it's built on the Adobe Digital Editions platform, and iirc no ADE apps do auto-downloads) <-- could be 100% wrong on every level

how each poem listing section etc gets its own spot in the line up kinda clogs up the feed

I'm happy to put that down to them learning how best to lay it out (same goes for the right-running text and left-running white space).

how large the file sizes are I already had to archive a couple but why

Yeah I agree, 120–150 Mb per edition is pretty piss-poor. No excuse for that when most of the edition is text and line drawings.

there was no way to restart the audio from where I left off like no lil slider thing at all
feel like the drop down toc isn't descriptive enough like im never sure what the articles are abt could use sub titles

Agreed, in fact you are making me angry with Condé Nast ffs

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

:)

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

Okay now I can see how much this app sucks, but I stand by my original point i.e. that it's one of the best publications on the app store. There's some absolute dross out there, most of which either crashes routinely or is just an exact replication of the print edition.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 12 January 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

i think the side scroll between articles and then the vertical scrolling to dip into the articles layout concept is p ingenious, like i find myself unconsciously visualizing the whole thing, maybe other magazines use that too idk this is my only ipad subscription - and the typography is good, it v easy to read - like i said the details just need some refinement

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

i think the side scroll between articles and then the vertical scrolling to dip into the articles layout concept is p ingenious, like i find myself unconsciously visualizing the whole thing

Yeah, that's the Adobe Digital Editions format. Properly briliant. All the Condé Nasts use it, as well as National Geographic and a few others.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 12 January 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

Did anyone else find Remnick's review of the latest Obama book sort of ... self-serving in its snide dismissals? Maybe someone who hadn't written their own premature account of the Obamas might have been a better choice?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 January 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

Just wanted to rep hard for Acocella's dance articles, love those. (But then, I barely know anything about dance.)

Also, I read it almost cover-to-cover -- even the lol theatre reviews -- the only things I regularly skip are the fiction, S&M, and poems. I rarely ever skip a full-on feature, the last two to my mind are IKEA and the execrable David Brooks one.

lEEE (Leee), Friday, 13 January 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

the latest shouts and murmurs abt romney meeting people is p funny

lag∞n, Friday, 13 January 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

haven't read it but it is never funny

rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 January 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

remember that like, spectrum of gayness one a month or two back? what the hell was that

rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 January 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

ya agree re: the romney 1; it was trillin i think, & more brief than usual, i think i smirked or something, home run for s&m

johnny crunch, Friday, 13 January 2012 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

haha i was reading that on the train today, it wasnt funny but it managed 'amusing'.

gopnik's piece on histories of the spanish inquisition is both bizarrely high-handed and scattershot. its somewhat of a feat to have the worst piece in an issue w/ an on and off the ave article

404 (Lamp), Friday, 13 January 2012 04:12 (twelve years ago) link

Yknow what the romney thing WAS kinda funny

Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-Bop Bop (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 January 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure how amenable you all are to old article alerts but this one about North Korea:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/07/12/100712fa_fact_demick

Written by Barbara Demick, who also wrote an incredible book about North Korea a couple of years ago. This article is 18 months old, but it throws up an interesting perspective of Kim Jong-eun, and of course it's beautifully written.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Friday, 13 January 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

v amenable to old article alerts btw, the never particularly active 'what should i read in the nyer archives' thread was a goldmine

i have the demick book sat on my shelf, maybe i should read my way into it via the article

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Friday, 13 January 2012 10:53 (twelve years ago) link

You must. The book is more a series of narratives based on factual accounts, but every bit as absorbing.

btw this week's youtube piece is everything we already know about youtube, but packaged concisely and within the context of a changing broadcast industry. I hate the end of that last sentence but got sick of trying to reword it so

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 January 2012 06:39 (twelve years ago) link

utube piece was ok, can't wait to see how awful all the shows turn out

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 January 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

The Jay-Z lifestyle station! Shaq TV!

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

utube piece was ok, can't wait to see how awful all the shows turn out

― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2012 04:56 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If recent Google initiatives are any indication, this is otm

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 January 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

the shows are gonna be awful no doubt but considering what awful stuff is popular on youtube it still might 'succeed'

iatee, Saturday, 14 January 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

for the little chunk of change they dropped (in google terms), they just need like one annoying orange success to make this thing worthwhile

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

hahahahaha yes

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 January 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

something like the creative success of "autotune the news"

rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Saturday, 14 January 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno how paid the gregory brothers are but it's clearly doing well enough for them that they don't need a day job

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 January 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

youtube piece really annoyed me, using "they're turning away from user-generated content!" as bait and then not really backing it up. it's not like people aren't going to be able to post cat videos.

lukas, Sunday, 15 January 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

cat videos are illegal under SOPA fyi

lag∞n, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

any rebroadcast, reproduction or other use of this content without the express written consent of cats is prohibited

mookieproof, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

i'm actually still half a page away from finishing it but the elif batuman piece on the hunter gatherer monuments, from the last double issue, is amazing, huh

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:45 (twelve years ago) link

talk of the town david cross piece is super bizarre

Mordy, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

David cross is sort of disturbing

lag∞n, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

All I know is that the issue with a whopping four pieces I read was followed by an issue where barely anything appealed to me: youtube, on and off the avenue, Remnick review, S F-J stupid essay ... is the LA mogul piece any good? Egyptian novelist?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

I liked the la mogul piece

lag∞n, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

next issue is out on the ipad

lag∞n, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

next issue is an ipad

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

free ipad

lag∞n, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

those shoplifting charges are bogus its true

HOOS steen is it anyway? (Lamp), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

Huh, I thought the L.A. mogul piece was a bit boilerplate, perhaps inevitable given its subject hasn't sat down for an interview in decades. Still, I'm always fascinated/scared by these powerful behind the scenes players whose money/influence literally permeates nearly every facet of society.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

main thing i learned from the gingrich article this week: his first wife was his high school geometry teacher!?!?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

It was so Ron Swanson.

Nicole, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

LA Mogul is the AEG guy?

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

Wow the Don Bosco article is a tour de force. I'm still not done with it, but I don't think an article has ever made me feel such a potent mixture of admiration and utter horror.

frogBaSeball (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

xpost Yeah, AEG guy, who doesn't do interviews and is a conservative Christian. For some reason it just felt like a story I've read several times over the course of the past few years.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

got all geared up for a bitchy hatchet job on callista gingrich but that article illustrated what happens when you have a non-cooperative (and essentially boring) subject

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

shouldve just been 10 full pages of portraits of he frozen real doll face

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

I want to say the current issue is at least the second and maybe the third in recent memory to feature an author overview that focuses on the writing of explicit sex scenes. In other words, this is two issues in a row that I'd consider a bust, unless the piece about the guy trying to save a breed of endangered turtle is worthwhile.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

i agree, i skipped most of the articles in the last couple of issues. although oddly shouts & murmurs was again at least amusing this week - your basic outsourcing/foreigners jokes but by gary shteyngart who at least is a little weird and funny.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

sorry i said at least so many times

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

main thing i learned from the gingrich article this week: his first wife was his high school geometry teacher!?!?

I thought I had totally missed this detail until I got the magazine last night and realized that you were talking about the Gingrich article in this week's issue (focusing on Callista), rather than the one from two weeks ago (focusing on Newt).

(Anyone think that the New Yorker jumped the gun about six weeks ago, when Newt was leading the polls, and assigned both of those pieces with the assumption that his campaign would be doing better than it is?)

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

kinda, but newt is p much a fascinating topic anytime

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

True!

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

plus newt is on the rebound now

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.peteykins.com/sparklepics5/CallistaNewYorker.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

in real life she looks like an animatronic figure designed by ralph steadman

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

just read that article, yeah holy wow @ that illustration

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

i'm gonna crosspost this here just in case we have any harper's readers who check this thread:

i'm halfway through this article and it's totally fascinating: http://harpers.org/archive/2012/02/0083789

story of peru's largest prison, so overcrowded and understaffed that the inmates essentially are able to live normal lives within its confines: it basically has its own economy (inmates own and run restaurants and shops inside the prison) run on contraband brought by visitors; its inmates' (drastically disparate) living conditions are determined by their wealth, much like the outside world; and in one literally walled-off community they even hold local elections. the story follows some of the delegado candidates in the days leading up to the big election

― tebow gotti (k3vin k.)

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 January 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

there was a similar piece abt a brazilian prison in the times a while ago, so nuts

lag∞n, Friday, 27 January 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

Donald Hall's essay on growing old was great

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 27 January 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

oh alright i gotta read that, it seemed interesting but then i forgot about it

steve coll's piece on mullah omar and the relationship between the US, afghanistan, and pakistan (& the taliban and al qaeda) was a good read too, especially if you haven't read much about omar

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 January 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

yah it was p sweet

lag∞n, Friday, 27 January 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

which 1

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 January 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

mullah omar

lag∞n, Friday, 27 January 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

'essay abt aging' isnt exactly in my wheelhouse

lag∞n, Friday, 27 January 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

yeah me otm

xp aw u old

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

I'm about to start the Hall essay. I'm getting old!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

we shall wear our trousers rolled

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:02 (twelve years ago) link

I hate peaches though

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

i'm up and down with gopnik but i thought this was a thoughtful and interesting piece on prisons in america
http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/atlarge/2012/01/30/120130crat_atlarge_gopnik?currentPage=all

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

Donald Hall's essay on growing old was great

SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Friday, 27 January 2012 05:44 (twelve years ago) link

what do u people think of the new tv critic, anyone is better than nancy franklin but she called dexter like intelligent and charismatic so basically i have decided never to read her

lag∞n, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

i like her writing, i don't think i've watched any of the shows she's written about

the American Enterprise Institute asks "How Thick Is Your (symsymsym), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

"better than nancy franklin" is pretty much the most i can say for her.

read the Bosco football and the 13 year old kills grandpa, goes to jail for life stories this morning. It's a fucking hard time being young right now.

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

i find myself missing nancy franklin or like the idea of nancy franklin. i guess it was p lol that the ny had someone who p much totally resisted the default narrative abt tv's golden age or w/e and just seemed bemused and mostly indifferent to the prestige cable dramas and single camera sitcoms that most tv critics really love. i mean i cant imagine that nancy franklin even knew 'community' was a tv show never mind thought it was 'the smartest sitcom on tv' or w/e. i just wish she were a better writer or smarter or s.thing so that when she treated the sopranos w/the same breezy condescension w/which she wrote abt dance moms or w/e it wasnt just dumm

anyway the new critic is a better writer, i thought her piece in last week's issue was p good but its mostly just standard blog opinions i guess

Lamp, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

w/e w/e w/e

Lamp, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

w/e w/e w/e so excited

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

lol yes reading her on downtown abbey I thought to myself the nyer has hired a blog style writer how interesting

lag∞n, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

lol same

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

downtown abbey

for a long time i thought this was what the show was called, tht i was abt like cool nuns or s.thing

Lamp, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

ha the iPad did that swear, but I have for sure thought abt how it'd be a good name for an olde timey prostitute

lag∞n, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

did nancy franklin die or something?

President Keyes, Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

she just like resigned w/o really having a new job/diff project iirc

johnny crunch, Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

For some reason I always mixed her up with the Sci-Ti weirdo who voices Bart Simpson. Cartwright, I know.

President Keyes, Saturday, 28 January 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

It seems like every issue of Harpers or the New Yorker has an essay about aging. A gentle reminisce with a sting in the tail about 2000 words in. Boooring

badg, Saturday, 28 January 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

nuh uh, and nope

SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Sunday, 29 January 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

v. good issue this week - sad but balanced article about rutgers suicide, chinese "work novels", cookie factory strikes; i even liked the classical pianist talking about his recording process even if he came off a little annoying. i think i read every article this week after a few weeks of skipping lots of stuff.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, the last two weeks blew over me but the current issue is a grab bag. Putting it off until I have time to read it all properly.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

slight update to the don bosco article: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/sportingscene/2012/01/on-youthful-indiscretions-and-high-school-football.html

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

Interesting, not to defend some of the words he was using in the least, but have some of those people never seen a teenager's Twitter feed before? Seems like such an innocuous thing to lost a football career over.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that seems like some pretty sanctimonious bullshit

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

it prob only happened cause it's a catholic school tho.

iatee, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

"common fast food prank"?

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

I'm guessing the one where they throw a milkshake or drink back at the worker at the drive-thru window. Which, tbh, is completely indefensible no matter who does it. Like a minimum wage slave at McDonalds needs that shit to deal with on top of already having a horrible job.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

hurling food @ the ppl giving food 2 u is unchill

markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

just EAT IT

markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

open up your mouth and feed it

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

disgusting savages, completely unironically

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

people who deliberately make life harder for people in shit jobs are worse than Hitler

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I wonder how much of it is 'we're pulling a lol prank on a stranger' and how much of it is some micro-level power trip / status thing, 'at least I don't work in fast food'

iatee, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

markers angriest about good snacks being wasted

Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

idk -- i just think food should be EATEN

markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:34 (twelve years ago) link

teenagers are the worst kind of ppl

the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

that "prank" is called fire in the hole and people have been doing it forever and it is grounds for a beating imo
yeah, that dude's tweets are just dumbass kid stuff. but u r a PRO ATHLETE at that level so he gotta figure it out.

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

teenagers are the worst kind of ppl

― the parable is the parable of the (Lamp), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:35 PM (Yesterday)

so otm

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 05:02 (twelve years ago) link

that rutgers article was really good

the third kind of dubstep (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

Wouldn't feel TOO bad about the kid who got kicked out of Bosco, he got a scholarship from Colorado (lol pac12?).

omar leeettle (Leee), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

yah srsly he missed one hs football game is what happened

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

not loving this week's cover

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/02/13/p154/120213_2012_p154.jpg

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 6 February 2012 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

the picture is not loading, that is the actual cover

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 6 February 2012 05:31 (twelve years ago) link

the article about suicide is really, really good, though. so strange, now, how our lives can be reconstructed through our online breadcrumbs.

Z S, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:31 (twelve years ago) link

Lol I like that cover

max, Monday, 6 February 2012 12:36 (twelve years ago) link

the face transplant article is amazing

johnny crunch, Monday, 6 February 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

I think the cover is really nicely done

post, Monday, 6 February 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

it looks terrible on a tablet i can tell you that

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

never loads completely

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 6 February 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

haa

lag∞n, Monday, 6 February 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

lol

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Monday, 6 February 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

so strange, now, how our lives can be reconstructed through our online breadcrumbs.

Yes, it reminded me of a book a professor of mine wrote recently about a murder-suicide that occurred on our college campus when I was a senior. Lots of details pieced together -- and psychological insights gleaned -- through e-mails and instant-message transcripts.

jaymc, Monday, 6 February 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

psychological insights, or pontificating?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 6 February 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

In both the New Yorker article and the book I read, there does tend to be a lot of extrapolation, but at least by reproducing the original sources, it's somewhat transparent about it.

jaymc, Monday, 6 February 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

tijuana food article from a couple weeks ago was interesting! definitely made me want to head down there the next time I'm in san diego...

tylerw, Monday, 6 February 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

the plagiarism article was crazy

President Keyes, Monday, 6 February 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

the plagiarism article was crazy

lag∞n, Monday, 6 February 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

the plagiarism piece was cray

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 6 February 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

Haven't read it yet. But I went to college with him and used to talk about spy novels and cold war paranoia movies when I saw him at the store he worked for. Crazy story.

dan selzer, Monday, 6 February 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

yeah plagiarism story was like high-level n/a-bait NYer story, wish it had been longer

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

I wish I had more access to my wife's iPad, because I get all jealous when you guys are talking about the new issue and I'm still waiting for the print edition to show up (yes I know I could read them online, but I refer reading either print or iPad on the train).

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

P psyched to have discovered that I can get it on my Nook every Monday for free, as a print subscriber. Looks great in this format (except the cartoons).

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

Agreed that last week's was fucking solid.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

You can get this on the Nook now? I didn't know that.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

plagiarism piece is p lol, some of the quotes from the guy are classic

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

i did end up feeling somewhat sympathetic to the guy but i did lol that the last paragraph or two was basically like "oh and now he's writing a book about his struggles being a plagiarist," def. made me feel not as sympathetic b/c it made it all seem like grist for his fancy memoir

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

finally read the rutgers suicide story

roommate sounds like an asshole, but not really a manslaughterer or purveyor of hate crimes

kind of amazed that the two roommates appear to have communicated almost exclusively electronically, but then here we are

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

yah roommate came off as a super-gossipy & entitled kid but im thinking that is par for the course among 18 yr olds

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

I spent almost an entire semester communicating with my roommate solely through post-it notes and whiteboard.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

dharun's friends seemed like total assholes.

Z S, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

whys the ipad always always telling me there are updates to issues, anyone know what these updates consist of

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

ugh facial transplant article is very intense and difficult to read (esp during lunch)

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I stopped somewhere on the first page, wasnt quite ready

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

Haven't read it yet. But I went to college with him and used to talk about spy novels and cold war paranoia movies when I saw him at the store he worked for. Crazy story.

Was he really like an adult version of McLovin from Superbad?

President Keyes, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

He's a really nice guy.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

was prob just trying to make u like him

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

In the Rutgers story, the webcam guy (who didn't post it) does come across as an erratic kid at first, prob confused about his own sexuality ("never known him to have a girl friend", etc etc from his fellow assholes). The first viewing (not a posting, but a gossip-hyped "experiment") scared him, he scared himself, basically. But then he tried to do it again, and set up a viewing party. All of this as loudly as possible online--bias intimidation? I dunno, of course the jury won't hear it just like we read it, the evidence might seem quite different in court. And the author depicts the mysterious aspects of suicide; what an ending to the article. But, even though Tyler did take it to his r.a., and was going to get another roommate, when he'd first discussed this with his friend online, he'd worried he'd end up with somebody even worse. And speaking of electronic breadcrumbs, he may have decided that, even if he started using motel rooms and got smarter online, all manner of shit could just go on and on. And in terms of death ny a thousand breadcrumbs, check this if you haven't already (Facebook is just the beginning, despite the title) http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/05/opinion/sunday/facebook-is-using-you.html?src=me&ref=general

dow, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:33 (twelve years ago) link

LexisNexis has a product called Accurint for Law Enforcement, which gives government agents information about what people do on social networks.

First I've ever heard of Accurint and googling around doesn't bring up any articles or other information about it. What a tidbit to drop in the middle of a NYT article!

Mordy, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think he was confused about his sexuality he prob just wasn't good w/ girls and stunts like this were just trying to get people to like him

xp

iatee, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39m06np3PjY

buzza, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

Still pretty vague. Where does it pull this information from? Can it be used on anyone or do you need a warrant to look someone up? Is it all publicly available information?

Mordy, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

weird. my agency deals with lexisnexis to help validate the identities of reporters of information, but i didn't know they got into THAT kind of stuff. makes sense, i guess.

uuuuugh, 2012 suuuuucks

Z S, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

i stopped believing in privacy roughly around 1994
not that this is good in any way or that i am special
just gave up early

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

u r special to us forks

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 05:35 (twelve years ago) link

giving up privacy is the first step towards liberation. well done.

Banaka™ (banaka), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

iPad edition released on Monday: 160 MB
Update released yesterday: 105 MB
Update released today: 110 MB

Total for ONE ISSUE: 375 MB

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 09:40 (twelve years ago) link

But, even though Tyler did take it to his r.a., and was going to get another roommate, when he'd first discussed this with his friend online, he'd worried he'd end up with somebody even worse. And speaking of electronic breadcrumbs, he may have decided that, even if he started using motel rooms and got smarter online, all manner of shit could just go on and on.

a small point, but, I think this is k misrepresentative, & slightly mitigates how unacceptable what the other guy did, say bc it happened in a world of unacceptable thing - this was kinda addressed by the article's focus on "drama" vs "bullying"; going through whatever hassle and having to decide how you feel about it is part of going through something, and it feels wrong to use someone on the receiving end's uncertainty - or perhaps tendency to generously wish that they hadn't been put in a position where they'd have to 'get someone in trouble' &c - as a gauge of the thing itself. w/all the caveats about what you can possibly know from an article, it seemed like it sucked a lot for him & bothered him, stayed on his mind. the extent to which that's discernible from the image he's projecting while IMing his friend, trying to be breezier & non-personal about it while still expressing frustration, was one of the sadder things about the article imo.

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 10:17 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't get a chance to finish that whole webcame article yet, but one thing that really stood out for me from the first half was how depressing it was that everyone involved was so casually tossing out slurs in both directions over IM. Obviously the homophobia directed at Tyler, but also the when Tyler IMed about his roommate's parents "totally owning a Dunkin Donuts".

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't mean to mitigate what Ravi did, or to make Tyler a poster child for cyber-dystopia, just speculating about the feelings which Ravi fatally intensified, though didn't originate. (Tyler's mother, who of course disavows the reaction to Tyler's coming out, as he'd described it in another electronic breadcrumb, and says there were no signs of suicidal thought, does mention T. having *her* take him around to look at various bridges.) Nineteen is such a dangerous age, I almost didn't make it through, and I've known several people who didn't.

dow, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

"everyone involved was so casually tossing out racial slurs", yeah, quite a swath. The other Tyler C. made some pretty mature comments,though. Would like to see a more extensive interview with him. Oh, and Amy Davidson's post re Eastwood's Superbowl commercial was brilliant!

dow, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

john lurie story was wat.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

wow that face transplant story! i was tearing up on the subway

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

tearing up your face?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

tear&replace

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

thats a p sweet title for a romantic horror comedy

BJ O (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

story of my lyfe

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

Mr. Steal Your Face (and Replace It)

President Keyes, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

can someone link to the transplant story

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

and/or the plagiarism story

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

very hard 2 use google

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think those articles are available online.

President Keyes, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

o

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

the transplant one isn't.

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

can someone summarize it for me then

iatee, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/2c/f7/2cf7c8d5c96d30d3ef264ce5385ec1c7.JPG<-pre accident
fucked up go nowhere dude on a cherry picker whacks his head against a live power line, burns his entire head down to the bone. loses his teeth, his eyes, his lips, his nose, his cheeks, ears, chunks of bone, chin, everything. They reconstruct to "Melon Head", click here if you're comfortable seeing that.
Pioneering surgeons take the face off a donor and we go through the process and history of transplants. Dude seems to be taking to it well. He reembraced god; very supportive family. real nightmare situation and dude came out with some semblance of profoundly damaged normality on the other end.
http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2011/05/09/DallasWiens-AP110509018062_540x405.jpg
Dude can smell again, is getting feeling in his face and regaining some fine motor control. It's heavy heavy shit.

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

they talk about the face that they transplant on to him as being "the size of a hubcap".

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

that's a good story

iatee, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

well obvs there's a lot more to it than that

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

They talk about connecting the carotid artery to the detached face like plugging a dead battery into a power source.

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

this is getting into tldr territory

iatee, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

what are you guys doing not subscribing to the nyer anyway tho

diln (k3vin k.), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

I don't want to die when the unread stack topples over and blocks the only entrance out of my apartment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

One of the reasons I subscribed is that my boss subscribes and I respect his opinion. Yesterday he told me his subscription was a gift, he never reads them because he doesn't have time, and every few weeks he dumps a pile in the work kitchen, only for the cleaners to bin them.

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

gotta go sometime xp

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

I'm.....terrified of reading Franzen's essay on Edith Wharton.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe he's mimicking Edmund Wilson's "Justice to Edith Wharton"?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

Oooh, I'm excited, a writer who makes me want to vomit writing about another writer that makes me want to vomit.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

I love Wharton: her short stories are underrepresented in anthologies. And The House of Mirth is a masterpiece of cruelty.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

why do you dislike wharton so much mr. que?

BJ O (Lamp), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

Alfred, have u spoken on ilx before about your Wharton love or did I just somehow always know u loved her?

Mordy, Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

her writing style just bores me to tears

i also find myself enjoying narrative in fiction less and less, so this is a personal problem

Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

I've mentioned it casually in other threads.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

ive never read wharton & dont have a high opinion of franzen esp his non-fic/criticism but i really liked it & learned a bunch

johnny crunch, Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, and Amy Davidson's post re Eastwood's Superbowl commercial was brilliant!

ty for yr posts, dow
& i've read a couple of AD things recently that have been not-amazing, but she's one of the best commentators i think, her prose is exquisite & she always appropriately, accurately directs her anger

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

This double ish is pretty solid. Even the Mayer, which is yet another in a recent series of "powerful right wing agitators who will not go on the record" pieces. Face piece is amazing, plagiarist piece great. Kids TV essay pretty well-timed. Ross on Glass fair and fresh for such a frequent subject.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

Article on the plagiarist was good, though I found myself wishing it had gone more into the role of the Internet in plagiarism detection. There are so many books on Google Books these days, all searchable to some degree, that modern-day plagiarists are taking a bigger risk than ever.

jaymc, Friday, 10 February 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

Or maybe that's just taken for granted.

jaymc, Friday, 10 February 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

the plagiarism thing is intersting because everyone wants it to be some high art thing or at least a hilarious prank but its just some sad man w/very conventional motivations, in that way it is a metaphor for life

lag∞n, Friday, 10 February 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.austinkleon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/steal-cover-3d.jpg

Mr. Que, Friday, 10 February 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, that face transplant piece is truly profound - and profoundly ironic - on so many levels. Here's this kid with nothing to live for whose face gets burned off, down to the skull, by an electric line. While in the process of essentially dying, he claims he sees Hell, and his religious rebirth gives him the faith and strength to persevere through multiple surgeries that even with their unlikely, surreal successes have left him blind and only with partial sensation. And even then, no one knows how long his new face will work for. And beyond that, there are all these psychological implications of a face transplant, from the different feel (both internally and externally) to, say, difference colors eyes, a borrowed identity helping him restore his own identity. Plus the ironies of his faith in a God that would allow him to be painfully disfigured in the first place yet who simultaneously gives him strength to survive said ordeal. Just incredible all around. And then there's this other aspect, of the implicit link between the practical miracle of science and the more nebulous magic of God, that his faith in God and religion complements these radical surgeries which in turn ratify man's incredible command of the human form (which was created, of course, as the story goes, in God's image). And so on. Truly remarkable stuff. I can barely fathom how I would cope with such an ordeal.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 February 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

& i've read a couple of AD things recently that have been not-amazing, but she's one of the best commentators i think, her prose is exquisite & she always appropriately, accurately directs her anger

I actually find some of her rhetorical formations -- particularly how she'll stretch a GOP talking point to an absurdly literal degree -- to lack empathy and generosity, though why I feel this way when she critiques Republicans I have no idea.

omar leeettle (Leee), Sunday, 12 February 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

Here's this kid with nothing to live for whose face gets burned off, down to the skull,

tagline 4 ghost rider

johnny crunch, Sunday, 12 February 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

Josh otm; that article has been haunting me a bit.

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 February 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

The Atlantic, but a really good companion to Lizza's "Obama Memos": http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/obama-explained/8874/

omar leeettle (Leee), Monday, 13 February 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

That Jane Mayer piece scared the shit outta me.

Raymond Cummings, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

Article on the plagiarist was good, though I found myself wishing it had gone more into the role of the Internet in plagiarism detection. There are so many books on Google Books these days, all searchable to some degree, that modern-day plagiarists are taking a bigger risk than ever.

― jaymc, Friday, February 10, 2012 4:01 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or maybe that's just taken for granted.

yeah, i assumed that everyone was just googling lines/passages from the dude's book and poems. although it did mention a plagiarism-detection program that is used in academics, i wonder if that works off of a database or just goes through search engines automatically (i presume it's the latter).

the third kind of dubstep (Jordan), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

xpost Yeah, me too. At first I thought it was, yeah, another story about evil and powerful right wingers who won't go on the record, but I think the message was bigger than that.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

xp TurnItIn actually attracted some controversy because their ToS give them an unlimited license to use work submitted to the service as part of their corpus for further plagiarism detection, and students were required to use the service in their classes, I think there was a lawsuit.

Anyway technically speaking what TurnItIn probably does when you upload your paper is check a bunch of n-grams (chunks of words a few sentences long) and checks its index for matches. When it finds matches on an improbably long chunk of words, it flags it.

Basically types in random phrases to google but advanced and automatic.

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Thursday, 16 February 2012 05:02 (twelve years ago) link

imna reverse engineer it and sell a product that can write papers for people

iatee, Thursday, 16 February 2012 05:05 (twelve years ago) link

im gonna sell people chunks of words

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 February 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link

i will sell them dream words and nightmare paragraphs from a red factory in a dead town

(_()_) (Lamp), Thursday, 16 February 2012 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

that does sound like a pretty good business model

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 February 2012 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

at the very least it's better than the groupon business model

iatee, Thursday, 16 February 2012 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

I would not buy a groupon of the groupon business model no

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 February 2012 05:26 (twelve years ago) link

someone help me find that piece from a while ago about duels

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

I actually read the face transplant story and found it too long, technical stuff got boring after awhile. also if I were blind I wouldn't have that surgery, I prob wouldn't care. I would be much more bummed out by the blindness than not having a face.

iatee, Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

most of my life at this point is just staring at computer screens, having a face is kinda overrated. having eyes v. important.

iatee, Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

its cool to have both imo

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

TurnItIn actually attracted some controversy because their ToS give them an unlimited license to use work submitted to the service as part of their corpus for further plagiarism detection, and students were required to use the service in their classes, I think there was a lawsuit.

Anyway technically speaking what TurnItIn probably does when you upload your paper is check a bunch of n-grams (chunks of words a few sentences long) and checks its index for matches. When it finds matches on an improbably long chunk of words, it flags it.

It also assigns a percentage (e.g. "20 percent" of paragraph comes from other sources). We use it at the university all the time.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

whats the actionable threshold

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

Depends on the professor. For the class I'm co-teaching now the primary instructor sets the bar at 25 percent.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder how it would work with everyone saying what they think the teacher or editor or publicist wants them to say.

dow, Sunday, 19 February 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

You get enough people doing that, you're gonna have some innocent--anyway, you're gonna have some convergence.

dow, Sunday, 19 February 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

Finally got the plagiarist issue in late this week, and it turns out that the last fifth of the magazine reprints a bunch of pages from the middle, and upside-down, instead of the actual stuff.

omar 13337713 (Leee), Sunday, 19 February 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

they prob printed it upside down to fool the plagiarism detection software because they copied from the middle of the mag

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 February 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

wut you mean all your issues aren't like that?

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Sunday, 19 February 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

It's called "work and turn".

dan selzer, Monday, 20 February 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

this week's provided my new display name (scavenger hunt you guys)

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Friday, 24 February 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

Haha, yeah I just read that article last night. Kudos.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 February 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

had so many problems with gopnik's prison essay

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

let's hear em. i thought it was well voiced and interesting but yes, problematic.

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

mostly your standard civil libertarian objections, particularly how he apologized for stop-and-frisk as a necessary way to "collect fingerprints" of young people in minority communities. i'm not familiar with zimring's research tbh

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that was the big ?
Like we should do stopandfrisk but "less invasively" and that's the answer? He doesn't quite explain what a less invasive form of s&f would be as i recall.

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

wouldn't mind stop and frisk if performed by Clarence Thomas.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

excuse me young man could you tell me is this a pube on my coke

lag∞n, Friday, 24 February 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

Did anyone mention the article on Madagascar's plowshare tortoises (sub)? Beginning is hott, very much something you Grann stans would appreciate imho.

omar 13337713 (Leee), Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

some good stuff in the new one, mainly the ones about the arms smuggler and the one about altruism in evolutionary biology. shouts and murmurs was kind of amusing again. thought the davos piece would be good but it was fairly boring, which i guess was kind of the point?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

Alice Munro!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

i have next week off! *rubs hands*

bron paul (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

Doggies (sub req'd)!!!

Nude Gingrich (Leee), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:22 (twelve years ago) link

^^

It's sad he was a blogger (symsymsym), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:31 (twelve years ago) link

the davos piece would be good but it was fairly boring, which i guess was kind of the point

otm, but i thought that just how boring the davos attendees and event seemed was revealing in a perverse way. "drink up shriners!"

christian marclay profile in the new one is good

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 10:33 (twelve years ago) link

The Alice Munro story last week was good - it captured well that pre-feminism, passive-aggressive marriage dynamic of my grandparents' generation.

o. nate, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

shouts and murmurs was kind of amusing again.

Yes. I looked up the author -- he's a writer for Colbert.

Looking forward to the Marclay profile -- I don't usually get the magazine until Wed.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

best thing this week was the piece about lawrence v. texas and the supreme court overturning anti-sodomy laws. shouts and murmurs (by jack handey) was once again pretty good! are my humor tastes getting more middlebrow?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

naw its just jack handy is an genius

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

When do y'all usually receive it? I don't get mine until Friday or Saturday.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

kindle version -> monday morning

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

i guess ipad comes on monday too tho i never really thought abt it i just open it up and sometimes its there

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

same here alfred

bron paul (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

ipad version seems to come out monday midnight (nyc time)

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

It's a couple of issues old, but I liked the police dog story. Still, it seemed incomplete. I really wanted them to address the grieving process when dogs are killed in action, given all the allusions to dogs dying throughout the piece.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I was waiting for the same thing actually, seemed like it was going to address that at some point but then it just tailed off after the visit to one of the competitions.

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

also it did a really poor job delineating the diferences between the new school and old school dog training approaches

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

'tailed off' ha

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

Well, fwiw, I think the author spent too much time barking up the wrong tree. He could've really made his mark by following up on the grieving process. I bet some of those guys wept like fire hydrants. Oh well, he'll have a new tale to wag another day.

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

also, he's a dog.

Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

Really going to just shake me off like that, eh?

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

yeah look i didn't get to the end of your shaggy dog story so

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

is that book anthropomorphically about genocide y/n

john-claude van donne (schlump), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 12:17 (twelve years ago) link

best thing this week was the piece about lawrence v. texas and the supreme court overturning anti-sodomy laws

yeah this was the first thing i read in the new issue and its outstanding

peebutt fartbottom (Lamp), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

It's a couple of issues old, but I liked the police dog story. Still, it seemed incomplete. I really wanted them to address the grieving process when dogs are killed in action, given all the allusions to dogs dying throughout the piece.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 1:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I was waiting for the same thing actually, seemed like it was going to address that at some point but then it just tailed off after the visit to one of the competitions.

― stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, March 6, 2012 1:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also it did a really poor job delineating the diferences between the new school and old school dog training approaches

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 6, 2012 1:35 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

All of you otm, except lagoon (it sort of implies a mix of the negative reinforcement with the positive, no?). The article really emphasizes the police-dog-as-tool, which makes the end kind of poignant.

Nude Gingrich (Leee), Friday, 9 March 2012 05:04 (twelve years ago) link

lol if it did a good job of explaining that stuff why r u all uh it sort of implied this vague thing i dont really understand right

lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

lol I am just busting ur chops my man.

Nude Gingrich (Leee), Friday, 9 March 2012 05:22 (twelve years ago) link

gdamn it negative renforcement

lag∞n, Friday, 9 March 2012 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

Doh!

Nude Gingrich (Leee), Friday, 9 March 2012 05:26 (twelve years ago) link

wow, talk about breaking house style:

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2012/03/watching-kony.html

Whatever motivated the makers of the video—and since it was posted there have been questions about the actual effectiveness and philosophy of the non-profit group that produced it—Kony is a monster who should have been shot in a vacant lot years ago.

j., Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

nyer gone internet

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

at first I thought you were saying they had spelled coöperate like 'cooperate'

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 10 March 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

damn nyer is thugz

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 11 March 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

finally read the tyler clementi piece. really remarkable reporting imo, admirably even-handed given the subject at hand.

been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Sunday, 11 March 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think my 2/13-2/20 issue was delivered?? >:(

been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Sunday, 11 March 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

you mean this week's? I haven't gotten it.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 March 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

no the double issue 3 weeks ago, the one with the face transplant article and the plagiarism article, i think. (i finally have some free time and am working my way through about a month's worth of issues)

been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Sunday, 11 March 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

Wife, daughter, who knows where to draw the line in a family like Santorum's or Lot's?

Three Word Username, Sunday, 11 March 2012 09:30 (twelve years ago) link

Find the correct thread and win 57 dollars.

Three Word Username, Sunday, 11 March 2012 09:30 (twelve years ago) link

no the double issue 3 weeks ago, the one with the face transplant article and the plagiarism article, i think. (i finally have some free time and am working my way through about a month's worth of issues)

― been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Sunday, 11 March 2012 03:41 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my mailman is getting learned sitting on my pile of recent nyers. i got the double & have missed a couple either side of it. face transplant article good. i can't remember whether i mentioned it, but yeti publishing becomes relevant in the plagiarism piece, interestingly.

john-claude van donne (schlump), Sunday, 11 March 2012 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

the article on rich people avoiding taxes this week was kind of fascinating in a very mundane way ... and thomas puccio, the lawyer who is a central figure in the article, just died on monday
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/14/nyregion/thomas-puccio-lawyer-who-had-notorious-clients-dies-at-67.html?_r=1

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

I really like Donald Antrim but I didn't quite *get* the story in last week's issue. I mean parts of it were very good and very well-observed, but it left me shrugging.

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

nyer gone internet

― lag∞n, Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or intern

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

this is a couple weeks old, but i didn't get the doggy santorum issue . . .

so viktor bout. probably a bad guy, certainly a thoroughly amoral one, but . . . dude never set foot in the usa, did not ship or sell anything to the usa. how is he guilty of crimes in the usa?

(i realize that current policy is that the federal govt can do whatever it wants to anyone, i'm just asking. also it sounded like his lawyer was in way over his head.)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

louis menand this week!

been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

Damn, the piece on Turkey has some serious juice. (Last week's issue).

Also, my wife Karen is on page 68 of the one that just hit the stands ~proud~

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats! Nice take on The Good Wife too, incl subplots getting close to traffic jam.

dow, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

That was the March 5th issue; checking back, I see Nussbaum's written about The Good Wife several places.

dow, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

yea mookie, i wouldve liked the vik bout article to talk more or at least some abt that aspect; just from looking @ wiki, the link i guess is conspiracy to commit crimes against us forces, supporting terrorism etc

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

Jack Handey humor piece was solid. For some reason I could not read the line "The say that he was buried in the Caucasus, among the crocuses" outloud without dying.

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

see, i didn't even come close to smirking, and i love jack handy. for me, that proved conclusively that it's impossible to be funny in Shouts & Murmurs

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Thursday, 15 March 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

romney book review was good, felt like dug into what makes mitt mitt, sloppy leverage buyout detailing notwithstanding

lag∞n, Friday, 16 March 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

I mean parts of it were very good and very well-observed, but it left me shrugging.

It's a short story.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

romney book review was good, felt like dug into what makes mitt mitt, sloppy leverage buyout detailing notwithstanding

I just finished it. I liked the conclusion: billionaires in Romney's line of work aren't trained to improvise or rely on instinct.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i thought that was a good insight too

lag∞n, Friday, 16 March 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

Tax dodgers in New York piece was very entertaining.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 March 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeah. the guardian did a survey thing with a lot of wall street figures, eliciting the kind of quotes you'd imagine they would give; how could i live on a five figure salary or whatever. & the super rich thing was really intriguing, i wanted to know how they justified it. the coda about their donation was weirdly damning, i thought.

john-claude van donne (schlump), Saturday, 17 March 2012 11:05 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe this should go on ILM, but the article on Rihanna's songwriting team is pretty interesting:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/03/26/120326fa_fact_seabrook

o. nate, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

yah i liked it v much, songwriter in the booth just fn around singing gibberish then a few steps later youve got this multi millon dollar product

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

Finished the Viktor Bout article, and it's interesting that the writer sez at one point,

I have a faltering grip on two of the languages Bout speaks—Persian and Urdu...

He's the same guy who wrote the Killing Bin Laden article, which was critiqued (unfairly, imo) here, namely:

Mr. Schmidle wrote that the men in attendance mostly spoke Pashto but “knowing Urdu, I could understand enough [of their Pashto] to realize that they weren’t rehashing the typical J.U.I. rhetoric.” That made the rest of the article immediately suspect. I knew Mr. Schmidle, and knew that his language skills in Urdu were functional at best and, even if he had superb Urdu skills (and he did not), this would not render Pashto comprehensible in the slightest. (It is not an Indo-Aryan language like Urdu and therefore has a grammar and syntax that is starkly different from Urdu.) While one may recognize some Urdu words, without grammar and syntax the content of the discussion would have been opaque to Mr. Schmidle.

Johnny Favre (Leee), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

The music sounds sort of like this: thump thooka whompa whomp pish pish pish thumpaty wompah pah pah pah

ok, thanks new yorker.

40oz of tears (Jordan), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

lol

ive been behind, antrim fiction was the first story ive liked in a while; also, as ppl said, the romney piece by menaud is v good

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i read the viktor bout article a couple days ago, great read

been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

who else had a big bout feature w/in the last six months or so?

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

The music sounds sort of like this: thump thooka whompa whomp pish pish pish thumpaty wompah pah pah pah

ok, thanks new yorker.

― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 6:10 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha guys breezy tone is def condescending but also p hilarious and awesome, i say this as a fan of much of the music described within

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

That article and, moreso, a Rick Moody explains why drum machines are totalitarian thing on NPR, almost caused me to bump the rockism thread the other day.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

your fault for reading rick moody imo

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't read anything! It was just on NPR -- I had it on while I was doing some boring work.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 March 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

a Rick Moody explains why drum machines are totalitarian thing on NPR

can't wait to read this!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

looong LBJ article this week was v good and unusually exciting. stylistically it didn't seem very new yorker-y - maybe because of the strict focus on events in chronological order?

future worm food (n/a), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

it's an excerpt from robt caro's work-in-progress biography so i guess the editors can't/won't fuck with it

events of 11/22/63 seen from LBJ's perspective = riveting

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

daaamn! I can't wait to read it

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

hmm i was all cannot experience a single nother piece of jfk assassination related media for my whole life but maybe ill give it a shot

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

The composite I've drawn from conflicting report (Dallek, Schlesinger, etc): LBJ showed great compassion to Jackie and immediately started acting as president, which he was -- to the great resentment of the shellshocked Kennedyclaque.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

that's the way I read Caro too. apparently the immediate swearing-in on AF-1 pissed off Bobby K but he already hated LBJ and was spoiling for a fight

anyway I don't want to spoil. the Daily Mail article is good too.

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

ill give it a shot

no pun intended I'm sure

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

hmm i was all cannot experience a single nother piece of jfk assassination related media for my whole life but maybe ill give it a shot

haha yeah i felt really tired just looking at the pictures and read the article about the daily mail instead

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

well i think if we all read it at the same time from different points of view were sure to have it covered xp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

the piece on the children of the disappeared in argentina in the march 19 edition was v good and moving, don't think anyone's mentioned it yet. if it was just a story about what happened to the orphans of the victims of the dirty war it'd be interesting enough, but it evolves into a politico-media scandal that makes murdoch in britain look almost innocent.

joe, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

Kennedy's men made no secret of their at best patronizing attitude towards LBJ and at worst hatred when he was veep so his keeping most of them way past their expiration date strikes me as the sort of magnanimity for which he deserves a smidgen of credit -- as long as I get to revoke said credit because these jokers persuaded him Vietnam was worth fighting.

btw every time I read about LBJ's miserable three years as veep I have to remind myself that after Ike he was the most powerful man in the country not too long before.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

oh shit, didn't realize new yorker was excerpting caro this week. super excited!

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

should i try to read all of 'master of the senate' in the next month?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

YES. That thing is a Tolstoy novel.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

or Joseph Roth.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

i've read the first two (both awesome) but needed a break from LBJ (or maybe just a break from caro, who is sort of an overwhelming writer to have in your head for hundreds of pages) after that.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

the piece on the children of the disappeared in argentina in the march 19 edition was v good and moving, don't think anyone's mentioned it yet. if it was just a story about what happened to the orphans of the victims of the dirty war it'd be interesting enough, but it evolves into a politico-media scandal that makes murdoch in britain look almost innocent.

― joe, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 4:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Reading this now, and yeah, the specific orphan stuff would be engrossing on its own but the way the article connects it with Argentina's recent socio-political history does make it feel more widescreen, so to speak.

Office Tebow (Leee), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

Truly multidimensional. Didn't they have something of the same situation in Chile, with kidnapped children raised by members of Pinochet's government? Only maybe without a specific scandal of such enduring/spreading proportions?

dow, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

although "stolen" would be better than "kidnapped," which implies ransom etc (check that recent thing archived on This American Life re kidnapping and also prevention of ?and otherwise coping w kidnapping among the biggest businesses in Mexico)

dow, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

the arms dealer story is pretty dope

Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

OK, having finished the Argentine orphans article? That last paragraph is amazing.

Office Tebow (Leee), Friday, 30 March 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

Unrelatedly, Elif Batuman's Neolithic man is no longer paywalled!

Office Tebow (Leee), Friday, 30 March 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

Despite reading several bios, my hand was at my throat for most of that Caro article about LBJ. M

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 March 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

how so?

it felt weirdly hagiographic at the end.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 31 March 2012 07:19 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe. I've read Master of the Senate, and I'm pretty sure by the end of it that Caro holds the same opinion of LBJ as most of us.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 March 2012 11:31 (twelve years ago) link

The ExxonMobil piece in this week's issue is fascinating. Helps provide context for why I feel like I'm living in some dystopian movie every time I see that Keystone XL pipeline ad they're running now.

john. a resident of chicago., Thursday, 5 April 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/books/2012/04/09/120409crbo_books_kolbert

I've always found so-called ethical arguments against having children to be the height of philosophical silliness, and I don't feel any differently here, but an interesting read nonetheless.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

I thought her essay/review was really funny, the way it kept trying to balance all these sort of fascinating paradoxes (like the right of people who don't exist, or how a life 99% good and 1% bad is worse than never having lived at all). She seemed to relish the sophistry.

Exxon piece was sort of scary, like reading about some shadow agency that runs the world. Which it sort of does.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

yeah actually there might have been more intentional bemusement than I was reading into it now that you mention it

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 April 2012 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

For sure. Like how she notes the infinite number of people who have never been born, and how they've never complained?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 April 2012 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

She still ends with this, though:

The decision to have a child, or one more child, or yet another child may seem to be a personal one—a choice about how many diapers you want to change in the short term versus how many Mother’s Day cards you hope to receive later on. But to see it in these terms alone is to be, as Caplan points out on the cover of his book, selfish. Whatever you may think of Overall’s and Benatar’s conclusions, it’s hard to argue with their insistence that the decision to have a child is an ethical one. When we set the size of our families, we are, each in our own small way, determining how the world of the future will look. And we’re doing this not just for ourselves and our own children; we’re doing it for everyone else’s children, too.

which I guess is technically true, although I find it to be kind of an irrelevant conclusion, and also a typically (for the New Yorker set) self-important one. Most of the audience for an article like this is starting families late and having zero to maybe three children at most. And two factors make a much bigger difference to their impact than the number of children they have: (1) the distance between generations and (2) the consumptive patterns of each child. Well-off western families are going to continue to have small families with spread out generations, irrespective of ethical concerns, but that consume like 10x as much as the people in other parts of the world having 8 kids starting at age 16. Fretting about the "ethics" of having children (or an extra child) is pointless. Supporting policies that favor family planning, education for women and reduced consumption might actually make a difference.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

I found that last paragraph out of step with the rest of the piece -- as if a large section was edited out. She really didn't say much about ethical reasoning as much as philosophical, at least as far as ethics is framed in the last two sentences.

john. a resident of chicago., Thursday, 5 April 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

gopnik piece on camus/sartre is p terrible

Lamp, Thursday, 5 April 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

haha you literally could not formulate a piece i would have less interest in reading

max, Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

otm

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

otm again i skipped that in a heartbeat

johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

Actually the NYer does formulate pieces I have less interest in reading every week, but they are usually either the non-lead talk of the town pieces, shouts & murmurs, or one of those weird shopping survey articles that that one lady does every so often.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

would rather read 100 patricia marx articles than gopnik on sartre

max, Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

feel like I should read it and report back now

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

would rather burn my entire face off than read even a single word of adam gopnik about sartre

max, Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

wld rather die in an unexpected car crash

dayo, Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

wld rather die in an EXPECTED car crash

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

its a p good piece tho srs u guys j/k issue just finished dling

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

lol the don draper of existentialism is this 4 real

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

bahahahaha

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

I hope the other of the two (whichever it is) is the Sterling Cooper

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

uh I mean Roger Sterling sorry

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

the french novelist and philosopher albert camus was a terrifically good looking guy whom women fell for helplessly - the don draper of existentialism.

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

irl opening sentence of this article^

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

terrifically

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

I thought Mad Men kind of made Don Draper out to be the Don Draper of existentialism

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

camus, the don draper of don draper

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

camus on a cone

dayo, Thursday, 5 April 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

the pete campbell of nihilism

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

haha the whole article is full of these self-satisfied bromides that dont make any sense. i mean i do admire camus but gopniks piece is so wrong-headed its just like '...'

Lamp, Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

the 1st part re the social dynamic between attractives and nerds is so 'things adam gopnik has thought a lil too much abt'

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

Is the new Gopnik article another excuse for him to talk about himself?

Office Tebow (Leee), Sunday, 8 April 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

Article about Karl May is COMPLETELY FUCKING BONKERS. I knew about Schubert adoring James Fenimore Cooper but i had no IDEA about this.

tales from endoscopic oceans (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

Also yeah took about 1.5 seconds to decide on skipping gopnick/sartre

tales from endoscopic oceans (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

Patricia Marx on couch-surfing was enjoyable enough and made me want to couch surf.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

someone should find a way to combine couch-surfing, crowd-surfing, and crowd-sourcing and call it couch-sourcing.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

mailman dropped off new issue and i read it in 3 minutes.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

couch-surfing, mecca, russian cooking, croatian party town, zzzzz.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

i'm usually so easily entertained.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

travel issue is always the worst. who the fuck wants to read about someone else's vacation?

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

croatoan party town

tales from endoscopic oceans (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I have been known to skip travel issue in its entirety

tales from endoscopic oceans (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

that and the style issue

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

oh and the titanic zzzzzzz...

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

Every article in the style issue is "Fashion Designer X is an artist and not just a guy who makes expensive clothes, no really"

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

i like to read about other people's vacations! if they're good writers

max, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

i don't mind travel stuff if the pictures are nice. or yeah good writers.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

The fact that they rebranded the travel issue as "Journeys" is even worse.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

i love how the couch surfing article painstakingly catalogs all of the rejected surfing opportunities that actually would have made for an interesting article - Marx starts by winnowing out profiles that include the word "party", and then proceeds to reject "a 'lovertarian' who grew up in Doylestown, Pennsylvania", a Hawaiian describing himself as "just a guy who has three acres of land, living in a shipping container house", a warlord from Kabul, and someone who has the had the hiccups every day for the past five years - before settling on Mrs. Boring McBorringster, a grad student from the University of Iowa.

1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

I like my travel stories bland. reaaaaal bland

1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't mind Gopnick's Camus article so much but I wanted more aphorisms from Camus' notebooks crowing about how hot he was.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

The fact that they rebranded the travel issue as "Journeys" is even worse.

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:24 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this sounds like classic nyer to me, is it def new

john-claude van donne (schlump), Thursday, 12 April 2012 09:20 (twelve years ago) link

Nicholas Lemann's omnibus review of several books addressing inequality. It's a classic New Yorker review: patient, expert at synthesis.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

Gopnik's piece on forty year nostalgia is really lame (cherry-picks a few cultural phenomena from each decade which are supposed to support his dumb point and ignore everything else.)

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 16 April 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

a Hawaiian describing himself as "just a guy who has three acres of land, living in a shipping container house"

HOW DO YOU TURN THIS DOWN?!

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 16 April 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

Gopnik's piece on forty year nostalgia is really lame

balls, Monday, 16 April 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

lol as soon as i saw that piece i laffed - "not today new yorker! not today!". i think the only thing i've read w/ a gopnik byline recently (ie since he returned from france)(should not be read as repping for his 'i am le wacky americain living en paris like ze valerie bertinelli and ze david sedaris oui?' pieces btw) is his lame piece on dogs only cuz i'll read anything the new yorker prints on dogs cuz i am part of the problem.

balls, Monday, 16 April 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

lol didn't mean to add to gopnik pileon. but while i'm here: http://www.tnr.com/article/smugged-reality

balls, Monday, 16 April 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

Nicholas Lemann's omnibus review of several books addressing inequality. It's a classic New Yorker review: patient, expert at synthesis.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, April 16, 2012 5:48 PM (4 hours ago)

yeah looking forward to this. this week's issue looks especially strong

pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

i was reading it off my iphone while traveling so i may not have given it the attention it deserved, but i thought that lemann review was kinda shallow

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

I've always liked Nicholas Lemann a lot

that Gopnik Camus article, yeesh. I ran out of bathroom reading and started to slog through it, totally worthless.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

i think i have received three of the last five or six new yorkers

fucking post office

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

that gopnik article is very well-reasoned. as just one example:

Our own aughts arrived with the sixties as their lost Eden, right on schedule. That meant too many sixties-pastiche rock bands to mention (think only of Alex Turner, of Arctic Monkeys, sounding exactly like John Lennon),

High powered Texas lawyer (symsymsym), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

the important group everyone cared a lot abt who sounded just like john lennon the arctic monkeys

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

gopnik you monster

Masonic Butt (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 04:20 (twelve years ago) link

well to be fair Arctic Monkeys WERE conceived as a Plastic Ono Band tribute

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

The Interior Life of Noel Gallagher: A Speculative History

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

ILXORINTHENEWYORKER alert (self promo alert lol): My boyfriend's taste in ties gets a shoutout in Alex Ross' review of our concert of John Cage's music at Carnegie Hall in this week's New Yorker. Ross also describes me doing thirty pushups and taking off my clothes onstage. It's in his review of the "American Mavericks" series of performances.

the tune was space, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:20 (twelve years ago) link

i thought that lemann review was kinda shallow

well most NY essays are!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 09:54 (twelve years ago) link

I know that the rep for style/fashion articles is that they tend to be rote, but I thought the Prada/Schiaparelli article is pretty engrossing!

Trienne of Barf (Leee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

still vividly remember how much i despised lemann's article about 'pluralism' back in 2008, tho tbh i'm not eager to reread it to find out exactly why.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 05:57 (twelve years ago) link

Looking forward to the nostalgia piece so I can revel in the transcendent wrongness of anything Gopnik has to say about (among other things) pop music. Hope that Arctic Monkeys argument is just the tip of the iceberg.

Love the Wolcott review - "I sometimes wonder if Adam Gopnik was put on this earth to annoy. If so, mission accomplished."

And I have been called "The Appetite" (DL), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

Has anyone here read the Renata Adler tell-all that Wolcott quotes from? Is it as juicy as it sounds?

And I have been called "The Appetite" (DL), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 11:03 (twelve years ago) link

Adler quote about Gopnick: ""I had learned over the course of conversations with Mr. Gopnik that his questions were not questions, or even quite soundings. Their purpose was to maneuver you into advising him to do what he would, in any case, walk over corpses to do."

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

A+

And I have been called "The Appetite" (DL), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago) link

gun control piece was my fave this week

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

Walcott is so mean!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

Is that Adler book the one that blames everything on Pauline Kael?

the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

dear god why does this thing come every week, how are they all sitting around in my room

raw feel vegan (silby), Thursday, 19 April 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

i've got 3.5 piled up now :(

pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Thursday, 19 April 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

it's not even the reading pile that vexes me, just that when it comes to my losing battle against entropy they are on the side of the enemy

raw feel vegan (silby), Thursday, 19 April 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

3.5 is NOTHING! I have, like, 3.5 DOZEN waiting in the wings.

quincie, Thursday, 19 April 2012 12:28 (twelve years ago) link

13 here

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 19 April 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

you know what would make the New Yorker even better?

crosswords

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 19 April 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

omg you're blowing my mind over here

raw feel vegan (silby), Thursday, 19 April 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

that's what harper's tries to be

true but half of Harper's pieces are dire leftist jeremiads which I don't need much of in my life.

raw feel vegan (silby), Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

harpers word thingies are like way too hard

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 April 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

wow the gopnik thing on nostalgia is just

I thought of like 20 counter-examples to his *theory* in the time it took me to read it.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 April 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

but just imagine the aughts without the arctic monkeys

High powered Texas lawyer (symsymsym), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

hope they're still alive to reap the rewards in 40 years

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

the wave of arctic monkeys-pastiche bands

High powered Texas lawyer (symsymsym), Friday, 20 April 2012 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

Remember the vogue for depression nostalgia in the 1970s?

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 April 2012 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

sheesh that wolcott takedown is endless. like bashing someone in the head long after they are dead.

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

yessss

mookieproof, Friday, 20 April 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

that gopnik 40 year thing...i just couldn't even penetrate the levels of incomprehensibility. i kept staring at random paragraphs and couldn't bring myself to start at the beginning and read it all the way through. i felt like a puzzled arctic monkey sniffing a rotten banana. i kinda want to pick it up....but no it's terrible don't do it!

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

otoh i am 40 and the spinners are grebt, so

mookieproof, Friday, 20 April 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/04/02/120402fa_fact_sedaris

really enjoyed this brief essay by david sedaris - kind of an andy rooney-like recounting of his experience with french health care that politely mocks the things we are used to and expect from our doctors and our health care system here.

pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

I mean Shanana appeared at Woodstock. Happy Days ran from the mid 70s to the mid 80s. Bell-bottomed jeans made a comeback in the early 90s. Retro 80s stuff has been big for the last 10 years or so. Etc.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

gonna dive into the long LBJ essay now

pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Saturday, 21 April 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

This infidel is really enjoying this paywalled piece on the Hajj/Mecca: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/04/16/120416fa_fact_peer

This bit in particular is o_O:

In 1924, days after the soldiers of al-Saud, inspired by the teachings of the puritanical preacher Muhammad Ibn Abd al-Wahhab, conquered Mecca, the destruction of buildings associated with the life of the Prophet and his companions began. Wahhabis believe that revering structures with ties to the Prophet can lead to idolatrous practices. The house of Muhammad's wife Khadijah was destroyed, and the Saudis used the Prophet's birthplace as a cattle market before it was turned into a library, in the early nineteen-fifties. [...] The house of Abu Bakr, the closest companion of the Prophet and the first caliph, was buried under a Hilton hotel.

Trienne of Barf (Leee), Saturday, 21 April 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

Remember the vogue for depression nostalgia in the 1970s?

There actually was one, with The Sting; Paper Moon; and the various post-Bonnie and Clyde films like Boxcar Bertha etc.

Josefa, Saturday, 21 April 2012 06:48 (twelve years ago) link

gun control piece was my fave this week

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 10:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought it was ok but could have been done better. The stuff on the history of the second amendment, the NRA etc. is very well done, but I thought she could have made the case for gun control a little better than "here are some examples of shootings." Some of the descriptions of guns were also so martian-visiting-earth that I pictured a conservative gun advocate reading them and laughing.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 April 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

I mean I didn't think even the New Yorker's key demographic need explanations like this: "
A revolver holds a number of bullets in a revolving chamber, but didn’t become common until Samuel Colt patented his model in 1836."

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 April 2012 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

I thought some of the subtle cues were well-done like letting the faucet run for a long time after shooting etc.

dayo, Monday, 23 April 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

i don't really know much about guns or gun control so ymmv i guess. but mainly i liked the stylistic mix of really dry factual/historical writing with the occasional writerly line, it was a very readable piece.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 23 April 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

> like letting the faucet run for a long time after shooting etc.

I thought that was not subtle at all, actually.

The parts about gun ownership as a percentage of individuals declining (from 50% to 20%) over time while the number of guns in circulation increased was interesting. Also, the part about Yemen having the second highest rate of gun ownership -- and that rate being 1/2 of the US -- kinda blew my mind.

I would have thought there could be more to say about the influence gun industry in the NRA than the decrease from that of otherwise reasonable sportsmen. Seems to me that the NRA has become a marketing/propaganda/scare group instead of actual gun owners. Like, despite all indications otherwise, the line has become "the government is going to take away your gun -- you must buy more." Mass marketing to paranoid, anti-government types seems like a really bad idea, but I guess if you're livelihood depends on it, you gotta do what you gotta do.

john. a resident of chicago., Monday, 23 April 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I think the fact that gun ownership is more and more a crazy old white guy thing is important

iatee, Monday, 23 April 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

the raw milk article has me wondering if it's the 1st time the phrase "bathtub cheese" has been printed in the nyer

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

i keep thinking abt how that guys say raw milk and blood tastes just like ice cream

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

that is a startling fact

Lamp, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Two sort of complimentary things I learned from recent New Yorker articles that I probably should have known but did not:

1) The ANC's struggle to end apartheid was extremely violent, and
2) Bob Marley's appeals to love and peace were backed up by his actual political peacemaking, unlike the frat guys who sing redemption song on their stoops

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

well sometimes they make peace w/ other frats

iatee, Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

and nerds

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

i watched part of marley last night

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

would watch, based on that review

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

its p good, cool facts

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

rita marley i like

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

the new yorker comments on its use of the diaeresis:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/2012/04/the-curse-of-the-diaeresis.html
(more like diarrhesis, am i right, guys?)

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

wasn't jose canseco recently asking about diaeresis?

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

ends with an esis...

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

Elif Batuman alert!

Pot Leeedom (Leee), Sunday, 6 May 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

the women's boxing article was great

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 May 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

Feel like a bad Jew for getting drowsy every time I see another "Obscure Jews of X" article

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 May 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

you're not alone. in fact: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/press_box/2009/12/jewspotting.html

Mordy, Monday, 7 May 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

haha

and to be fair, it's mostly Jews responsible for all the Jewspotting. My dad is an incorrigible Jewspotter!

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 May 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

I was pretty surprised about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_China

dayo, Monday, 7 May 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link

the women's boxing article was great

Yeah. Nice to see Ariel Levy get to report on something that afforded her the opportunity to exercise some nice prose styling, too.

Pot Leeedom (Leee), Monday, 7 May 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

Really liked the piece on the (possibly) hidden Indian palace treasure. Also liked the surprisingly lite piece on drones, which approached the subject with a note of absurdity tempering the awe.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 May 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

enjoyed the piece on clayton christensen

balls, Saturday, 12 May 2012 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

The treasure piece was good but felt either somewhat underresearched or somewhat badly written and i couldn't tell which

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 May 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

A little of both? Actually, it seemed kind of tall-tale elliptical, like it was writing around a big secret it knew from the start it would never reveal.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 May 2012 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

the new yorker comments on its use of the diaeresis

Awesome. I remember being kind of obsessed w/the NYer's use of the diaresis (a word I apparently have been totally mispronouncing lo these many years) when I first encountered the magazine at someone's house in the early '90s. (It was during the Tina Brown era: I think one of the issues I saw was guest-edited by Roseanne.)

Carrie Antwoord (jaymc), Saturday, 12 May 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

when the new yorker makes you shout
why'd they add this dumb umlaut
diaresis
diaresis

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 May 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

i am a little out of sync with this thread, but here are some new yorker observations and questions from the past month of receiving & reading this magazine:

where is hendrik hertzberg?

also i'm glad they seem to have stopped repeatedly running that ad where words like GLOBAL TURMOIL and FORECLOSURE are aligned so that OPPORTUNITY can be picked out of the various letters.

i just looked at the contents page for this week, i'm psyched for toobin, & the portfolios. it seemed like they redesigned, a little about a month back, to align things neatly & maybe to show the photos off a little better.

blossom smulch (schlump), Monday, 14 May 2012 10:50 (eleven years ago) link

toobin article is really great imo (and isn't paywall-protected)

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 14 May 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

i very much enjoyed learning that one of the female boxers has a cat named mr. hashbrowns

mookieproof, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

Edmund White remembers Cranbook.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

i like the toobin article but i thought it was funny that he was saying that a book wouldn't fall under mccain/feingold's restrictions because you would have to seek it out to be exposed to it - well, wouldn't this have been the case with the hillary clinton VOD documentary too? obviously this wasn't the point of the article, but he was basically saying that in the citizens united case, the supreme court ended making the right decision.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 14 May 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

thought all of the nyer's romney/cranbrook stuff was great, like this:

My husband, John, and I had two weddings: one in 2007 in England, where civil partnership has sweeping legal ramifications, and one in 2009 in Connecticut, where we got to use the word marriage. I am a dual national, and the British ceremony gave John immigration rights. The Connecticut one seemed at first like a formality; an estate lawyer had suggested that we should have something called marriage on the record, so that if I were hit by a bus the day after DOMA was repealed, our union would be appropriately classed even if the legal status of a foreign civil partnership was being debated. I was amazed at how emotional both weddings were—the first because it was a public declaration of our love in the company of everyone we cherished most in the world, and the second because married, which had applied to my parents and grandparents and back a hundred generations, was ours, too. The use of that expression drenched us in dignity. Since then, I’ve read stories to our children in which princes marry princesses, and though John and I are both men, I can say, “Just like when Daddy and Papa got married.” To the children, the difference appears no greater than the difference between being nonspecific royalty in a fantasy castle and being a writer and horticulturist in lower Manhattan.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2012/05/a-birthday-and-two-weddings.html

the blogs are real good, i never understand why amy davidson's stuff isn't creeping into the magazine

blossom smulch (schlump), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 10:28 (eleven years ago) link

The blogs drive me nuts. It's hard enough for me to keep up with the damned magazine, let alone the supplements.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I fucking hate newspapers/magazines that have supplemental online only features. I feel like that's a concept that came out of some early 00's boardroom misconception of how media companies could best use The Internet and it just stuck.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

you can just not read them. i don't think there are ever articles in the magazine that break halfway with CONTINUED ON PAGE THE INTERNET. it's more as part of your daily perusin'.

blossom smulch (schlump), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

evan osnos on internet dating in china was great, really enjoyable. he is reliably pretty great.

blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 09:13 (eleven years ago) link

WHERE IS NANCY FRANKLIN

Raymond Cummings, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

Halfway through the drone piece, which isn't creeping me out as much as previous non New Yorker drones-in-Amerikkka pieces have somehow. Maybe there's another shoe waiting to drop.

Also: WHERE IS SY HERSH

Raymond Cummings, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 10:59 (eleven years ago) link

"the first time a drone Tases the wrong guy at a Phish concert, you're going to have problems"

Raymond Cummings, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 11:06 (eleven years ago) link

lol that acocella piece on strunk & white, etc last week or so had probably the heaviest subtext of 'o go fuck yrself' to it i've ever seen from her, pretty awesome that this is where the new yorker can barely contain its rage

balls, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 11:42 (eleven years ago) link

Nancy Franklin's gone, dude.

Carrie Antwoord (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

loool

dayo, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

re that Toobin story: he's getting scuttlebutt from Alito and Roberts' clerks, I guess.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

story about kenyan olympic marathon runner was really...not great. and boring. i was bored during this morning school event at R's & C's school, so i read that and at first i thought it would be intriguing. starts out great with the whole *he won the most dramatic marathon in history...two months later he would be dead.* ooh, what happened???? died accidently. after a night of drinking. that's it. sad and all...basically the whole long thing was: guy was a good runner. made a lot of money running. won races. died accidently after a night of drinking. and you got absolutely zero idea what he was like as a person. zero. zilch. zip. just about the only thing i learned was that the japanese made kenya a powerhouse marathon country. feel like it was a missed opportunity. probably all kinds of interesting/cool details you could intrigue people with in a story like that.

scott seward, Friday, 18 May 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

i liked it

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 May 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

but i'm a boring guy

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 May 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

Finding the profile of that "business thinker" or w/e (Christensen?) surprisingly interesting.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 May 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

This is from the last issue though, not the current one.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 May 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

i liked the junot diaz story about the guy who fucks his high school teacher

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 May 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

"i liked it"

just felt really pedestrian to me. ooh young poor kenyan kid moves to japan. that's gotta be crazy. what happened there?... he was homesick. he learned japanese. you know? normal lives are normal. the best parts were the descriptions of his races. wish that they had been longer. and that they had talked more to people who knew how to make things interesting with a choice anecdote or two. they even got really boring quotes.

scott seward, Friday, 18 May 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

i still liked it

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 May 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

LITERALLY pedestrian

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 May 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

the last issue was great - the twin climate change articles, one oh my god so depressing, the other entirely optimistic until it gets to the last two paragraphs & they throw in '-& of course while this technology is nowhere near being able to work successfully, & while earlier on we might have said 'size of a playing card' instead of 'of a door', -'. now i'm really annoyed that having been prepared to abandon it in favour of this issue, i am learning that the recent diaz & the business profile articles are good.

blossom smulch (schlump), Saturday, 19 May 2012 09:23 (eleven years ago) link

new david grann this week - http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/05/28/120528fa_fact_grann?currentPage=all (havent read it yet)

just sayin, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

Just got an iPad and am excited to read this week's issue on it.

Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Monday, 21 May 2012 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

haha jill lepore sucks.

"I opened the door, and turned on the tap. TJ Lane had used a .22-caliber Mark III Target Rimfire pistol. For a long time, I let the water run."

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Saturday, 26 May 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

oh i really liked that piece

max, Saturday, 26 May 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

really man? i mean obviously i share her and your views on the absurdity of our gun laws, but i can't say i really leaned much from that piece. parts of it were excruciating to read - her attempts to discredit NRA peeps (while noble in aim) just totally failed for me in their transparency and obviousness, and the parts where she really laid it on thick with the writerly BS, like the part i quoted or the last few graphs, were just impossible for me to read without rolling my eyes. i'd have probably preferred a more thorough detailing of the history of the second amendment in the courts to what she tried to do

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Saturday, 26 May 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

"I cut my chicken with a serrated steak knife... the Zodiac Killer had used a serrated steak knife. My life would never be the same."

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 26 May 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

(I own a Mk3 .22, they're fun!)

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 26 May 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

i liked the jill lepore guns piece, too. i like her in general. seems absurd to say she sucks. i thought that piece drew the interpretive thread pretty finely: you might know all these things already, but they add up to we're no longer a civilian society.

horseshoe, Saturday, 26 May 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i dunno, not particularly taken by her style but the DONT U SEE stuff was a bit much to take

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Sunday, 27 May 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link

Well it works like magic on us feebs.

Captain Jean-Luc Godard (Leee), Sunday, 27 May 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link

oh i dont know i thought her ability to draw things together, create parallels, connect it w/ the trayvon martin case was really fine. and i definitely learned things. if u didnt buy the stylistic choices thats fine.

max, Sunday, 27 May 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

new david grann this week - http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/05/28/120528fa_fact_grann?currentPage=all (havent read it yet)

― just sayin, Monday, May 21, 2012 9:18 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was really good; someone needs to make a movie about this guy

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 May 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

gun piece was pretty good for the most part, it's sort of too internet-age to identify parts one doesn't like & then say "she sucks" - much to like about that piece. however, k3vin otm that this

"I opened the door, and turned on the tap. TJ Lane had used a .22-caliber Mark III Target Rimfire pistol. For a long time, I let the water run."

sucks

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 27 May 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

i'm going backwards to the travel/fashion issues now following the very meh gay white house issue and finding things of interest.
That kenyan long distance runner story was already done more concisely and more pointedly by Sports Illustrated; would recommend trying that one instead.

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 May 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

richard brodys taste in movies contrasted w/the fact that he looks like http://www.newyorker.com/images/contributors/p154/contributor_richardbrodyphoto_p154_cropxrail.jpg and is NYER FILM GUY is so hilarious and baffling

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 May 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

This week is the science fiction issue, I look forward to reading it in a month.

Captain Jean-Luc Godard (Leee), Monday, 28 May 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

I love Brody's enthusiasm. I'm tired of Denby (no surprise there) and Lane (increasingly) comparing every new mainstream comedy unfavourably with Howard Hawks or the Marx Brothers or whoever. Even worse are the blockbusters, which drive Lane to reach for his increasingly worn bag of jokes about fanboys and the tightness superhero outfits. I still think he's a terrific writer but he's been doing this for 20 years now and he can't conceal his boredom with anything that doesn't wow him. I don't know why Brody has to stay in his front-section ghetto.

Get wolves (DL), Monday, 28 May 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

gee, only took 5 pages of this raw milk article to get to the words "ron paul". smh these people

both that and wendell steavenson's (who i just figured out is female) piece were great

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

this is the 4/30 issue - i'm trying to catch all the way up before school starts next monday

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

raw paul

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

r.i.p. science fiction, heave needed a once disreptuable genre

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 28 May 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

i like brody too. even given his fanboyism, i love that somebody would name a movie as ornery and flawed as jlg's king lear as the greatest of all time. i feel like he's playing a very long game waiting for one of the regular back of book crits to quit/die.

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 28 May 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

anyone read last week's piece on genre fiction?

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, I thought it was a bit flat. More of a history of highbrow authors who liked detective fiction than the how-we-read-now essay it seemed to be billed as. Couldn't help thinking what James Wood or Louis Menand might have done with that theme.

Get wolves (DL), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link

raw milk essay was great though. & the genre thing was a little flat, yeah - maybe in being too rigorously a history of anecdotes relating to it without really plumbing what it's like to read.

i like brody a bunch, though disagree with him pretty often. not that ive seen moonrise kingdom yet, but tbh it isn't that kind of thing that i'd really take issue with - it's nice that he's got a clutch of new filmmakers (like he really, kinda inexplicably repped hard for somewhere) who he's into as zealously as he is the old guys, it's more when he's finding gold in something new & obscure that's weird.

blossom smulch (schlump), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 09:23 (eleven years ago) link

thought bruce sterling on sci fi was nice

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link

I think because Sofia Coppola and Wes Anderson are such easy targets, especially on ILX, as ambassadors of a mannered, moneyed faux-indie aesthetic, I like Brody's enthusiasm for them more.

Get wolves (DL), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

i did like how the raw milk essay started off as having me being all "how OUTRAGEOUS that they are targeting these people" and by the end i was like "jesus, lock all these fools up before they feed more poisonous milk to babies"

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

It's my favourite kind of New Yorker food writing. Spare me the long profiles of the hot young chefs who have redefined Southern/Russian/Szechuan cuisine - show me the screwy libertarians who only eat roadkill. The story a while back about eating insects was fantastic.

Highlight of this piece was the phrase "freedom milk". In the UK you can buy raw milk at farmers' markets, no bother, but I haven't been tempted to sample it yet. Maybe it tastes even sweeter if there's a risk of the feds raiding your farm.

Get wolves (DL), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

found most of the sci-fi stuff in the new issue pretty dull. i liked colson whitehead and karen russell's pieces but wasn't blown away by either. however, the sam lipsyte short story was fantastic.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

pretty much every sci-fi personal history piece was exactly the same.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

any reason why none of the fiction in the sci-fi issue was written by a sci-fi writer?

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

those fuckers

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

i haven't read it. just the list of fiction authors.

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

I am officially dreading 'new yorker sci-fi issue'

but he go's to a resturang and then die in a toilet (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

lethem is a sci-fi writer, or a former sci-fi writer at least

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

he sucks though

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

he is so totally not a sci-fi writer.

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

i don't know if you're using some weird purist definition of sci-fi but:

Lethem’s first novel, Gun, with Occasional Music, is a merging of science fiction and the Chandleresque detective story, which includes talking kangaroos, radical futuristic versions of the drug scene, and cryogenic prisons.
...
He followed Gun, with Occasional Music in 1995 with Amnesia Moon. Partially inspired by Lethem's experiences hitchhiking cross-country,[8] this second novel uses a road narrative to explore a multi-post-apocalyptic future landscape rife with perception tricks. After publishing many of his early stories in a 1996 collection (The Wall of the Sky, the Wall of the Eye), Lethem's third novel, As She Climbed Across the Table, was published in 1997. The novel takes as its starting point a physics researcher who falls in love with an artificially generated spatial anomaly called "Lack", for whom she spurns her previous partner. Her ex-partner's comic struggle with this rejection, and with the anomaly constitute the majority of the narrative.
...
His next book, published after his return to Brooklyn, was Girl in Landscape. In the novel, a young girl must endure puberty while also having to face a strange and new world populated by aliens known as Archbuilders.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

he is an urban fabulist in the tradition of borges and calvino! i made that up. i've glanced at his pre-whatever he does now books and i never wanted to read them. same with the corrections dude's "sci-fi" books. nobody needs to read that stuff. its like telling a crime fiction fan to read motherless brooklyn. they would laugh and then set that book on fire.

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

crappy genre fiction fanboys be not proud

Mordy, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

ok so you're using some weird purist definition of sci-fi

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

in that case, i don't know why you would expect the new yorker to publish what you consider to be sci-fi

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

no flogging your shit to Analog for a nickel a word, no credibility

Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

but he go's to a resturang and then die in a toilet (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

he talks about his inspiration at length here:

http://www.theparisreview.org/interviews/228/the-art-of-fiction-no-177-jonathan-lethem

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

and he mentions borges and calvino. it's all good. PoMo pastiche is cool. whatevs. no bigs. i was a kathy acker fan back in the day. can't read burroughs to save my life though. or pynchon.

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

it is a bit weird for them to do a scifi issue with only 'literary' writers, i mean, not weird, it is the new yorker, but it would be cooler if they asked ben bova or something (never actually read anything by that guy) to do a story

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

lethem is a sci-fi writer, or a former sci-fi writer at least

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, May 29, 2012 5:54 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

RONG

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

oh cool now this thread is about authenticity

max, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

nerds are the worst

Mordy, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

im staying out of that argument but i do think it would be cool if they went pulpy.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

we all loved blade runner.

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

who would've thought the new yorker thread would get mired in arguments about writing and class distinction

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

lol at "mired" - it's been like 20 posts over an hour

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

plus hardboiled scifi could have been its own genre before lethem got to it. don't know when the first scifi detective story hit the racks but it was before he was born.

http://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/iss/400w/24/370241/1034517.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

anyways read the sam lipsyte story, it's not sci-fi at all but it's great

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

confession: i never actually read nyer fiction

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

i almost never do either but i like lipsyte a lot so i read this one, it's not very "nyer fiction" in style, it's absurd and funny and has lots of swearing

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

me three

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

lethem makes new scientist's top ten list:

http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/culturelab/2010/04/top-10-greatest-science-fiction-detective-novels.html

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

lol at "mired" - it's been like 20 posts over an hour

i am posting from the future

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

i read it when its lorrie moore or alice munro. that's about it for the most part.

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

or saunders

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

col.?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

n

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

geo.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

posts about how long a thread is, how many comments are filling it, the kinds of comments being posted, how frequently things are being posted, the quality of what is being posted, etc --> these are the sounds of ilx clearing its own throat. (nb i do not exempt this comment from this generalization.)

Mordy, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

*moves bookmark*

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

i read it when its lorrie moore or alice munro. that's about it for the most part.

― scott seward, Tuesday, May 29, 2012

thirded. I will read the Lipsyte story though.

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

I don't care if you're white black or a fucking bum off of the streets. If you write about shooting aliens, flying ships, wearing spacesuits, drinking hennessy, and whatever else, I'll buy your book. If you write about the economy and how its hurts off-world workers, fuck you. If you write about your telekenisis or some equally retarded nerd shit, fuck you. That basically how I break it down to an extent.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

you should enter that in the caption contest

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

Whitehead's last novel is a zombie book. Not sci-fi but genre (also not great).

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

i never read the fiction either, unless it's saunders. or wasn't that atwood story in the nyer? i read the lorrie moore last week because it was short (not that i have anything against lorrie moore). guess they needed something tiny after grann went apeshit

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

was the grann thing good? i didn't read it yet. i think our subscription expired. but that's still online i think. maybe i'll read it tonight.

scott seward, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

the grann thing was grebt but . . . he is so fucking detailed about things that happened 50 years ago that i found myself thinking o rly

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

what is the grann thing

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/05/28/120528fa_fact_grann

scott seward, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

double-issue this week kk - catch up

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

Two weeks now (four weeks into new subscription) no issues in the mailbox. Wtf.

Pacific Rinko (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 31 May 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

"(And to say that such books “transcend” the genres they’re in is bollocks, of the most bollocky kind. As soon as a novel becomes moving or important or great, critics try to surgically extract it from its genre, lest our carefully constructed hierarchies collapse in the presence of such a taxonomical anomaly.)"

will have his babies. five stars. kudos.

scott seward, Thursday, 31 May 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

that was so awesome. thanks for that. i've been thinking about this for WEEKS. even before the sci-fi issue and all that. i've even been writing about this very thing. uncanny. and he says it so well. love it.

scott seward, Thursday, 31 May 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

see, now i can't even read the krystal thing it would drive me insane.

scott seward, Thursday, 31 May 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

i could talk about this all night. but i have to go to bed. food for friggin' thought. it dawned on me not that long ago that sooooo much of what i have written is some sort of mortal combat against that standard new yorker attitude. or just standard lit crit attitude. or music crit attitude. it does totally drive me insane and i guess i just don't understand how at this late date after all that has gone on and all the micro-genre studies and the french and kael and trash and camp and high and low and pop and the 60's and 70's and jeez just decades of scholarship devoted to everything and anything and cases made for manga and death metal and EVERYTHING you name it EVERYTHING how in the world there are so many ignorant dismissive SMART - supposedly - people out there who get so many things wrong and who pass that wrongness on from generation to generation. how is that possible? it always surprises me.

scott seward, Thursday, 31 May 2012 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

i keep waiting for all the old people to die, but they keep making new ones!

scott seward, Thursday, 31 May 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

i wrote this on facebook the other day:

"i always cringe when i read a blurb on the back of an SF book that says that the book is so good that it "transcends the genre". UGH. how about the book is so good that it is "a really good example of how good the genre can be"??!!"

but the guy in Time said it better. jesus, in Time! when was the last time i read anything in Time? 1990? Maybe a doctor's office...

scott seward, Thursday, 31 May 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

glad to see colson whitehead give a shout-out to michael weldon's psychotronic encyclopedia of film in the article on b-movies. i spent years with that book next to my tv too. i hope whitehead's novels are better though cause this autobiographical essay is slack, not much going on besides the movies.

(REAL NAME) (m coleman), Thursday, 31 May 2012 09:36 (eleven years ago) link

a New Yorker article about michael weldon and his odyssey from proto-punk cleveland rocker to underground movie scholar would've been classic

(REAL NAME) (m coleman), Thursday, 31 May 2012 09:40 (eleven years ago) link

That Time article is great. Much more focussed on the present than the New Yorker piece, which seemed obsessed with rehearsing arguments from the 1940s about writers who entered the canon years ago. We need to be told that Chandler was an elegant stylist? I'm not a big genre reader but if I were I'd have quickly grown sick of the condescension and faint praise.

Get wolves (DL), Thursday, 31 May 2012 10:01 (eleven years ago) link

i keep waiting for all the old people to die, but they keep making new ones!

and i really enjoyed the Time article too!

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

I think the point of those blurbs is to try to convince non-genre fans to read the book, which is ultimately a good thing for the genre, no?

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

maybe from the publisher's point of view, but scott's right, it's just dumb that that mindset still exists in "literary fiction" circles. not that i've read the new yorker genre fiction article and now i don't have to!

horseshoe, Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

"literary fiction" is just another genre anyway

horseshoe, Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

"literary fiction" is just another genre anyway"

a point made in the Time piece.

scott seward, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

I was kind of disappointed in the NYer genre fiction article too. Krystal starts out like he might try to question the hoary literature:art::genre:escapism dualism, but instead he writes about some literary folk who enjoyed the odd bit of genre fiction as a guilty pleasure, and then not so subtly looks down his nose at genre fiction and reconfirms the old verities.

o. nate, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

feel liek getting literary writers to do scifi is exactly what the nyer should do w/its scifi issue, otherwise its just scifi inside the nyer who cares - lipsyte piece is funny grafting a scifi-ish ending onto an otherwise non scientific story in order to qualify, i always check for him even tho i generally dont read the nyer fiction, i read a book of his once that was v good too, recommend - the other story that took place in post global warming hispaniola i liked - i will never read any of these reminiscences of childhood scifi tho f that noise

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

"This, most fundamentally, is where I disagree with Krystal. It’s hard to talk about what plot does, but that’s not the fault of genre fiction. If anything it’s because criticism has failed the genre novel. Most of the critical vocabulary we have for talking about books is geared to dealing with dense, difficult texts like the ones the modernists wrote. It’s designed for close-reading, for translating thick, worked prose into critical insights, sentence by sentence and quote by quote, not for the long view that plot requires. But plot is an extraordinarily powerful tool for creating emotion in readers. It can be used crudely, but it’s also capable of fine nuance and even intellectual power, even in the absence of serious, Fordian prose. The emotions and ideas plot evokes can be huge and dramatic but also complex and subtle and intimate. The things that writers like Raymond Chandler or Philip Pullman or Joe Abercrombie do with plot are utterly exquisite. I often find that the complexity of the narratives in genre fiction makes the narratives in literary novels look almost amateur by comparison. Look at George R.R. Martin: no literary novelist now writing could orchestrate a plot the way he does. Even if you grant that the standards for writing and characterization in genre fiction are lower than in literary fiction, the standards for plotting are far, far higher."

sigh

thomp, Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

Holding up George RR Martin for great plotting is pretty extraordinary.

toby, Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

Lipsyte is good at asshole dialogue. Dunno why the mag ran that brief defensive Le Guin essay except to remind people, as scott said, that old people still exist.

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

ha, what did le guin say? i feel like this whole argument really belongs in the 60s/70s so i am curious

thomp, Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

she remembered how the evil men in the lit crit establishment of the fifties dismissed sci fi (rather weird placing Edmund Wilson among them; the guy always kicked against the establishment too).

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

he dissed h p lovecraft apparently

thomp, Sunday, 3 June 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but hp lovecraft was a terrible writer

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Sunday, 3 June 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

your mom was a terrible writer

chris paul george hill (dayo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

i enjoyed the spilling beer on mrs. heinlein part tho

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 June 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

lethem is a sci-fi writer, or a former sci-fi writer at least

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, May 29, 2012 5:54 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

RONG

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 2:13 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not RONG:

“Ninety Percent of Everything”
with James Patrick Kelly and John Kessel
Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, September 1999

“Access Fantasy”
Starlight 2, Tor Books, 1998

“Five Fucks”
Nebula Awards Anthology 1997, Harcourt Brace, 1998

“The Darcy Bee” story collaboration
Omni Online, February 1998

“The Edge of the Bed of Forever”
with Angus MacDonald
Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, August 1997

“How We Got in Town and Out Again”
Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine, September 1996

“The True History of the End of the World”
with James Patrick Kelly and John Kessel
The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, Oct 1995

“The Insipid Profession of Jonathan Horneboom”
Full Spectrum 5, 1995

“Receding Horizon” with Carter Scholz
Crank! #5; Summer 1995

“Forever, Said the Duck”
Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine, December 1993

“The Precocious Objects”
Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine, December 1993

“Hugh Merrow”
Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, October/November 1993

“A Small Patch on My Contract”
Interzone, April 1993

“Vanilla Dunk”
Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine, September 1992

“The Speckless Cathedral”
Interzone, March 1992

“Ad Man”
Science Fiction Review, March 1992

“Program's Progress”
Universe 2, 1992

“The Happy Man”
Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine, February 1991

“A Mirror for Heaven”
Marion Zimmer Bradley’s Fantasy Magazine, Summer 1990

“The Cave Beneath the Falls”
Aboriginal SF, January/February 1989

Hauntingly Unemployed American (President Keyes), Sunday, 3 June 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

spin-off but until we've got an elif batuman alert thread:

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v34/n11/elif-batuman/diary

blossom smulch (schlump), Monday, 4 June 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

The cover of the sci-fi issue helpfully tells the reader the era in which this "hey sci-fi has artistic merit too!" angle would have been in any way fresh or illuminating.

Get wolves (DL), Monday, 4 June 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link

eliiiiiif

she is just such a perfect person

dethklok piccalo (c sharp major), Monday, 4 June 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link

her twitter account is great also: https://twitter.com/#!/BananaKarenina, playfully belligerent sparring w/helen dewitt, &c

blossom smulch (schlump), Monday, 4 June 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

it really is! latest greatest of course being her taking the piss out of tao lin for noticing she unfollowed him

https://twitter.com/BananaKarenina/status/209588763251310592

dethklok piccalo (c sharp major), Monday, 4 June 2012 11:55 (eleven years ago) link

lol oh man i know, 'sweetie'

blossom smulch (schlump), Monday, 4 June 2012 12:02 (eleven years ago) link

documentary abt that french impostor grann wrote abt http://kottke.org/12/06/the-impostor

lag∞n, Monday, 4 June 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

this is awesome: david grann discusses researching his most recent article - http://www.niemanstoryboard.org/2012/06/08/david-grann-on-the-making-of-the-yankee-comandante/

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

how much does someone like Grann make for a big NYer story like that?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 9 June 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

if he's a staff writer hes salaried at ~100k a/y iirc

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 June 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

Just finished that story. Amazing.

dan selzer, Saturday, 9 June 2012 05:43 (eleven years ago) link

I take it back the SF article is awesome and btw the Ray Bradbury one ;_;

brony ver (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

I mean issue

brony ver (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

Also smh at hating on Ursula K Leguin

brony ver (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

Just read the Jennifer Egan story in the sci-fi issue, very entertaining. I can't decide what I think of her, exactly, but I do think she's good at what she does.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 10 June 2012 05:32 (eleven years ago) link

Sexy philanthropy article is so much awesome for its schadenfreude.

Moves Like Zappa (Leee), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't seen this week's issue yet but I'm a fan of this sentence. ^^^

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

It's a few weeks old, that article, actually.

Moves Like Zappa (Leee), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

&*%$ New Yorker!

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

how much does someone like Grann make for a big NYer story like that?

I think the gist is that staff get paid low six figures and are basically given a very long leash, required to submit so many thousand words a year in some shape or form but mostly left to write and research.

Hey, want to hear something cool? Apparently I was on the cover of the New Yorker's mother's day issue, in cartoon form, with my kids!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

What issue was the Grann article in

Ps cool josh

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

so in 2012 we need a Ben Stiller profile that takes up half the magazine?

President Keyes, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 09:41 (eleven years ago) link

Dude's a rising star. "Greenberg," "Night in the Museum 2," etc. Going places.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:56 (eleven years ago) link

http://bookviewcafe.com/blog/2012/06/18/le-guin-s-hypothesis/

scott seward, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

I blame Tad Friend.

Moves Like Zappa (Leee), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

The current issue is really boring IMO. Generally find their US political coverage to be blah, and I also think they kind of over-cover the middle east. Right now would be a good time for some articles on Europe.

eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

hah!

"The trouble with the Litfic vs Genre idea is that what looks like a reasonable distinction of varieties of fiction always hides a value judgment: Lit superior, Genre inferior. Sticking in a middle category of Good Bad Books is no help. You might just as well make another one, Bad Good Books, which everybody could fill at their whim — mine would contain a whole lot of Booker Prize winners..."

scott seward, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry I mean the June 18 issue.

Seth McFarlane = no one cares
Obama article = zzz
Mid-east elections article = zzz
Evangelical Preacher guy = sort of entertaining, but very standard "OMG look how crazy and backward these people are" fare

eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently I was on the cover of the New Yorker's mother's day issue, in cartoon form, with my kids!

Awesome. Was that an accurate depiction of the parenting scene in O.P.?

Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

Evangelical Preacher guy = sort of entertaining, but very standard "OMG look how crazy and backward these people are" fare

I didn't read this, but I was amused to learn that the guy attacked the New Yorker piece primarily for its overuse of exclamation points in quotes attributed to him.

Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

via alfred

http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/books/2012/07/02/120702crbo_books_kolbert?currentPage=all

thought it makes a valid point but geez I wish people would stop it w/ noble savages and all that

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

excited to read the menand essay

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 June 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

Hated that Kolbert piece. Wish someone would write a story about all the machete-wielding jungle kids who don't make it. Reason I don't let my kids clean the house is because I'd rather clean the house than clean the house and clean up the mess they make cleaning the house.

I started that Ben Stiller piece, which I thought would be an OK state-of-Hollywood profile, but then it keeps going, and going, and the movie they keep describing him trying to make sounds sooooo bad, like "Bruce Almighty 2" or something.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

The big prob with that preacher is he's so influential. And as a follow-up to Romney's gay spokesman getting the message to resign, Jane Mayer recently quoted the preacher's on-air amazement, re if Romney would cave in to "some little hick like me," what would he do when dealing with evil foreigners etc?

dow, Friday, 29 June 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

The Mexico article this week covers much the same ground as the NY Times magazine a few weeks back, but is still a great read.

A good friend of mine shot this week's preacher photo.

Odd Spice (Eazy), Friday, 29 June 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

The Menand essay is just ok: his usual smooth job of introducing a subject to a general audience who this time probably knows a litle about Joyce.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 June 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

via alfred

http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/books/2012/07/02/120702crbo_books_kolbert?currentPage=all

thought it makes a valid point but geez I wish people would stop it w/ noble savages and all that

― Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:54 (Yesterday) Permalink

This is everywhere in parenting right now, unfortunately. "Traditional societies" is the buzzword. Unless you're conservative, in which case it's "the french." But no matter how you slice it, americans are doing in wrong.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

love how the two model parenting methods are remote jungle tribe and...the french.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

i don't know why that seemed so funny to me.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

i definitely agree with a stuff in that article. big time. i made my kids clean stuff for, like, 15 minutes after i read that.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, it's a great dichotomy. We're either too out of touch with our primal natures or not civilized enough, depending on who you ask.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

i made my kids clean stuff for, like, 15 minutes after i read that.

My two-year-old niece's knuckles are still bleeding from scrubbing the bathroom tile.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

there's a lot i could say about that article but maybe not here. boring state of parenthood stuff.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

It does not make a valid point and it's a horrible article and I can't believe any of you were swayed by it. This was a terrible issue btw.

bamcquern, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

*goes to his room and bawls hysterically until x-box connected*

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

We're either too out of touch with our primal natures or not civilized enough, depending on who you ask.

― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Friday, June 29, 2012 10:16 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

both!

lag∞n, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

My kids go or went to Montessori school, which makes self-suffience a priority. That is, pour your own milk, use real glasses, that sort of thing. But I still know better than to expect any standard of cleanliness from my kids. Which or course isn't really an issue in the jungle, or (ha) in France, either.

Also, article is misleading, because afaict, the French *hate* kids. They exist almost separate from the rest of society there, so I don't know what that person is talking about seeing kids out to dinner all the time. I highly doubt it. I can also almost guarantee that the French parent their kids in a way that would seem antiquated to Americans. I bet the dads do jack shit and don't even know how to do the laundry. I have a hunch the French would look at our rise in stay at home dads and scoff, since it's a woman's job to take care of children, etc. Anyway, fuck the French and their bad example. My kids are better.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

well, there was that line about French parents letting their kids bawl for ten minutes before doing anything.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

josh, france expert

max, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

The French hate their kids. That's why they all turn out so French.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

Did you know there's a place in France where the ladies wear no pants?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

Oui, it's true!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

do u have visual confirmation of this and if so how

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

There's a hole in the wall where the boys can see it all. A kid told me.

Actually, not that I can vouch 100% for its accuracy, but I like to tell other parents about a Times article I read once about doing Paris with kids. I recall thinking, really, Paris, with kids? So I read this article, and one after the other it's like "there's this great museum, but it's not good for kids, but there is a park across the street ..." or "this restaurant is awesome, though not really kid friendly, but if you go for a snack right at 5pm ..."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

Parenting is rife with these grass-is-greener scenarios. For example, they toilet train much fast in China. Why? Well, mainly because diapers are so expensive and, given the population, particularly wasteful there, so kids go without. Fine, except that means that little kids are literally shitting all over the place there. When a toddler has to go in China, they just drop le trou.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

that means "they just drop the hole"

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elimination_communication

Some of my friends practise this btw. But I have not hung around their kids enough to comment on its efficacy.

Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

mommy wars come to the new yorker thread * sheds tear*

lag∞n, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

ha my sister just tried that with her kid and they gave up after one day of the kid pissing and shitting all over the house

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

S1ocki, le pedant

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

okay i lied i'll say a few things that the article didn't. let's just take the new yorker demo and leave the rest of the peasants out of this. first, people have kids when they are way older now than they did 20 years ago. older educated people do things differently than 20 year old parents, educated or not. they also, usually, work. a lot. they don't leave things to chance as much and the micromanaging of children is usally functional. when i was a kid i never saw my parents because my dad travelled and my mom worked. but i had an older brother and sister who could watch me and there were moms at home all day in our neighborhood. people, in general, had more kids and the age ranges were wider. that isn't true now. people, new yorker people, have one or two kids and if they have two kids they are close in age.

but i think the older parent thing is the key. parents, when they aren't working or the kids aren't in daycare/school, tend to spend more time with their kids and they ARE more paranoid and risk-adverse and they usually plan things out well in advance because of this, but also because they have to. people don't have time to mess around. people work too much to mess around. which is one reason why they don't leave things up to their kids or let them learn the joys of cleaning at an early age. so, there is good and bad with this. there is a closeness that maybe wasn't there in the past. maybe a too closeness. i go to birthday parties now and there are ten parents there drinking wine and talking. my parents never would have done this. they would have dropped me off and run. kids are watched much more closely. they are second-guessed constantly. parents i know speak for their kids constantly. i will ask a kid a question and the parent is right there to answer before the kid can get a word out. then there are the home-schooling people i know...

anyway, things are different! plus, we didn't have sex offender lists when i was a kid (older parents scare easier). but that's enough for now.

even without the new yorker demo, things are very different. in general, women are older when they have kids. and they are in general better educated. they work. less apt to be married. etc. you have to factor in all kinds of societal changes when you talk about a country's kids.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

uh that was off the top of my head. so some of it might not make sense. plus i had to stop to sell some comic books.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

even comic books have changed. they cost four dollars and they aren't for kids.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

a lot of New Yorker audience is urban too, and you'd have to be crazy to let your 5-year-old walk to school alone in NYC

Mordy, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

plus, when people were younger and had 4 or 5 kids, they could afford to mess a few of them up. people don't have that luxury now. they are really serious about getting it right even if they get it really wrong.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

"get it really wrong" aka "kids these days" aka nothing to worry about really

Mordy, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

Scott otm. But Mordy,, slightly less so. That's the free range kids theory, that we worry too much about predators that don't really factor, statistically. However, I do worry about cars running over my kids, which is why we walk together or one takes the bus.

But yeah, Scott otm.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

one thing i've learned, kids can survive a LOT. if there are kids who can survive terrible horrible neglectful parents then they can survive over-attentive micro-moms. white people problems in a way. they have too much stuff! they are spoiled! their parents tie their shoes for them! these kids will obviously grow up to be serial killers.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

i'm really paranoid about cars. and my kids. i can't help it. i hate cars. too many fucking yahoos around here going 60 in a 30. idiots. i don't trust anyone driving a car, basically.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

the movie they keep describing him trying to make sounds sooooo bad, like "Bruce Almighty 2" or something.

Ha ha, yes exactly. I loved the Stiller profile though. It was a great portrait of a certain mindset: the hugely wealthy and successful funnyman who desperately wants to be taken seriously and drives everyone nuts. Even his wife was making fun of his intensity. I'm fascinated by people who seem to have everything and yet are incapable of being satisfied and believe (wrongly) that happiness is just one more movie away.

(My UK sub arrives later so I always seem to be one issue behind on this thread)

Get wolves (DL), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

its funny too cuz i didn't feel that way living in a city for years. felt safer there as far as traffic. harder to get to 60 in city traffic.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

the shit about how Stiller was going to make a Truly Great Original Groundbreaking Film This Time was hilarious, as though a person with no precedential display of that kind of talent could just will it to be true.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

i go to birthday parties now and there are ten parents there drinking wine and talking. my parents never would have done this

This is key. There's sometimes more alcohol at kids birthday parties than at adult ones.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

"a lot of New Yorker audience is urban too, and you'd have to be crazy to let your 5-year-old walk to school alone in NYC"

Really? That's sad.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

Glad I'm not the only one who loved the Stiller profile. for exactly the same reasons as ^^.

Odd Spice (Eazy), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

(Stillsr also sounds like he would be a great studio head.)

Odd Spice (Eazy), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

if you don't think it would be crazy to let your 5-year-old walk to school alone in NYC i'm going to guess you probably don't have a lot of experience with large cities?

Mordy, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

Pedestrian safety is enough of a reason not to let them do it, even assuming no other risks.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

plus they end up spending all their lunch money on 3 card monte.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

Www.freerangekids.com

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

do they deliver to canada

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 29 June 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

They have to find their own way there.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

all parents and children are terrible

Lamp, Friday, 29 June 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

Was that Tolstoy?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

Dr. Seuss

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 June 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

happy children are all alike; every unhappy child is unhappy in its own way

Mordy, Friday, 29 June 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

"if you don't think it would be crazy to let your 5-year-old walk to school alone in NYC i'm going to guess you probably don't have a lot of experience with large cities?"

I live in and grew up in a medium large city (let you guess) and I walked to school by myself everyday from 7 on certainly.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 29 June 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

lagos?

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 29 June 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

I grew up in Legoland actually.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 29 June 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

his main worries were playmobile pedos from the next town over

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 29 June 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

there must be studies on older parents. wonder if there is unconscious desire among older parents to keep their kids kids longer. the older you are the more you've been through.you have buried friends and family. parents. grandparents. so on some level you aren't in a hurry to let go of people. people complain about the older kids coming back and living at home after college or whatever, but the parents have kinda set their kids up to come back! kids are kinda like pets for a lot of people now. they like having them around and they don't really mind cleaning up the messes.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

kids are kinda like pets for a lot of people now. they like having them around and they don't really mind cleaning up the messes.

^^^^^ truth bomb

Biff Wellington (WmC), Friday, 29 June 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

Sometimes it seems like the older parents I know - ten years older than me, with kids the same age - can't wait to be empty nesters. They are so tired.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

Also, older parents more likely to have multiples, or kids with medical issues, so that's more work.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 June 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

i think i'm some weeks behind but ezra klein on the health-care mandate was fantastic

carly rae (flopson), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

"if you don't think it would be crazy to let your 5-year-old walk to school alone in NYC i'm going to guess you probably don't have a lot of experience with large cities?"

I live in and grew up in a medium large city (let you guess) and I walked to school by myself everyday from 7 on certainly.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, June 29, 2012 1:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just gonna state the obvious here and say 7 is not 5

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

7 or 8 seems abt right depending on the area, i dont actually posses any children, might feel different i suppose, tho I did used to be one but that was in a different era of parenting schemes

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

Sometimes it seems like the older parents I know - ten years older than me, with kids the same age - can't wait to be empty nesters

they'll have to keep waiting; empty nests are becoming rarer these days.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

<3 john mcphee

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

what he said

balls, Sunday, 1 July 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

"just gonna state the obvious here and say 7 is not 5"

True, but I still wouldn't say that it's categorically "crazy" even at 5. It depends on the kid, depends on the neighborhood, depends on the distance to the school, ya know.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

When I was trying to break into pro writing a few years back I found there was a night school course dedicated entirely to getting your prose into the New Yorker. It was run upstate and staffed entirely by ex-New Yorker writers, the failed and the fired. I guess their job was to teach how they got in, but not how they got kicked out.

Well, I did badly want to be a New Yorker writer myself at the time. In fact that idea dominated pretty much all my waking hours. I'd be washing the dishes and find myself thinking: "I'd rather be writing a New Yorker article." Or I'd be walking the dog and wondering how I'd render his little sniffs and tics into New Yorker-esque prose: "Biffo paws desultorily at a pale piece of fossilized dogshit like a jaded gourmet forking shiitake."

Was that good? Would it get past the desk editor? That's what I needed to know. That's what made it worthwhile boarding the night bus and traveling to the little town of Sidney NY, where the course was happening. They have an airport up there, but I figured I wouldn't be able to afford the commute from LaGuardia until I was actually, you know, cashing those New Yorker paychecks. And by then, of course, I'd be halfway to teaching there myself.

It was a weird experience. Lessons didn't start until 2am. The journo-profs were a semi-phosphorescent caliphate, turbidly hardboiled, recognizably post-damascene. I won't reveal too much here; I'm working this up into a piece I think the New Yorker might really go for. Wish me luck!

Grampsy, Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

I misread what you wrote as "when I was trying to break into pro wrestling ..."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

Hahah same here.

Moves Like Zappa (Leee), Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

nancy franklin teaching the crippler crossface

johnny crunch, Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link

That fuckin jerkoff John McPhee article.

bamcquern, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

not for us, mr. bancquern

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

lol that took me a second

bamcquern, Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

i feel bad that i can't really read mcphee. feel like i would be a better person if i could appreciate his litanies of tree and shrub names. i always start his things with good noble intentions and i start to drowse off during a description of wood grains or something and i stop and never finish. i think i'm just blighted. like a conifer infected with Amillaria root rot.

scott seward, Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

The article would've been better if it'd had that level of particularity and focus. Instead, it was his freewheelin' recollection of (1) the eff word and cursing at nyer (in 2012, when the world needs it most), (2) a bunch of stuff about William Shawn (in 2012, etc.), and (3) a bunch of stuff about another guy who came right after Shawn (in etc.), all with a lot of references to other things John McPhee did that he's not doing now and several John McPhee quotes of nyer articles you're currently not reading.

Sometimes when the nyer is so consistently annoying and disappointing and a waste of $7, the best I can say is at least it's not The Atlantic.

bamcquern, Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

are you buying newsstand copies? craziness

blossom smulch (schlump), Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

just i'm sure in some recess of my brain the knowledge that what i'm reading cost me almost nothing is reassuring, subscriptions are so rad

blossom smulch (schlump), Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

60 bucks a year for digital or print. 47 issues. someone do math.

scott seward, Sunday, 1 July 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

kindle subscription was just 36 bucks a year until now

President Keyes, Sunday, 1 July 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

I've considered it but I think I'd have a lot of unread New Yorkers lying around if I had a subscription, and I already have a lot of unread things lying around. But I will consider it!

bamcquern, Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

ilxor who once said a subscription makes you feel like a very urbane hobo OTM for all time.

it definitely detracts from me reading anything else (/novels full stop) but i've come to terms with choosing breadth (of subjects, at least) over depth by now, so. i spent a while agonising over whether to subscribe (getting an international subscription, which are slightly dearer), but i think it's so worth it. i'd probably pay the same over now just to get it in a more timely fashion (argument in favour of digital subscription).

blossom smulch (schlump), Sunday, 1 July 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

i got two years for $50 almost two years ago, but i don't suppose i'll be able to renew that cheaply

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 July 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

xpost i used to have that problem until kindle (several issues completely unread, piling up cuz there'd be one piece i definitely wanted to read), now i'd guess i read at least 70% of every week.

balls, Sunday, 1 July 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

i keep up with the nyer but am getting buried by the nyrb

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 July 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

i have still not got w/ereaders &c but i do like having paper copies. they're cool, portable lazy things to give to people, to leave in their bathrooms & stuff.

blossom smulch (schlump), Sunday, 1 July 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

$25 for a year's print subscription. I accepted long ago that The New Yorker isn't meant to be read entirely; some issues serve a purely decorative value.

It helps when I read both the NYROB and New Yorker at the library at lunch so I'm not swamped on weekeknds.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 July 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

yeah something like a lunchbreak or a commute is pretty essential for getting through a bunch of the issue, even on a daily basis, so you can read a long article in chunks or zip through all the talk of the town stuff

blossom smulch (schlump), Sunday, 1 July 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

Nyrb is impossible for me to keep up with, but i do keep within three weeks on nyorker generally.

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 July 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

I can't think of many of subscriptions totally worth their price, though. I did lock myself into three years of "Wired" for something like $9 a year. That's an awesome deal for top notch casual reading.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 July 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like i started a "what magazines do you subscribe to" thread a zillion years ago.

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 July 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

I accepted long ago that The New Yorker isn't meant to be read entirely

Finally did this and feel like a burden has been lifted. All these books I get to read now!! It does suck reading all these ACA/supreme court articles knowing the final outcome.

Moreno, Monday, 2 July 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

I still don't understand why there hasn't been more euro crisis coverage -- seems like perfect fodder for their style.

I just found a copy of E.B. White's collected essays in a trash box in my building. The prose is so perfect and the content is so boring.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

otm abt the lack of euro crisis stuff, so weird

just sayin, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/dsy5s.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah but they have frequent articles about the middle east, latin america, and actually europe only not about what's going on in europe right now afaict

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

feel like they've had like 100 articles about euro crisis stuff in the past year?

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

there was an article about the situation in greece recently

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

Was there? A full-length piece or just a TOTT thing or Suriowiecki short? Cause I would like to read a feature-length NYer piece on Greece.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like it was full-length but i can't find it now

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

oh shit

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

this is embarrassing

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

just realized i was thinking of a "this american life" piece

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

:(

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

he is human

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

They got there early:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/03/09/090309fa_fact_parker

Odd Spice (Eazy), Monday, 2 July 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

oh man, this grann thing on the american commander in the cuban revolution is FASCINATING

k3vin k., Saturday, 7 July 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

i can see george clooney making a movie out of that article.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 July 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

which issue was that!!! what was on the cover.

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Saturday, 7 July 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link

5/28 - cover was college grads in gowns floating on chunks of ice

k3vin k., Saturday, 7 July 2012 05:35 (eleven years ago) link

what do y'all think of Menand's review of Brinkley's Cronkite bio? I like the irreverence. Dunno what his name means to people who didn't grow up with him (I was six when he retired).

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 July 2012 11:34 (eleven years ago) link

douglas brinkely's a bit of a hack in general so enjoy any means of taking him down; not sure if the cronkite (or murrow) myth is really that alive - i've seen plenty of 'actually' challops pieces about both, spurred by good night and good luck and cronkite's passing. barely old enough to actually remember watching cronkite, not sure if what he meant or what he said to have meant can be conveyed in anyway to someone for whom jennings/brokaw/rather are ancient memories. there's a great moment cronkite figures into very heavily in gerard jones' men of tomorrow that kind of captures what we lost when that kind of hegemony went away for better or worse.

balls, Saturday, 7 July 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

a boyish gergen

balls, Saturday, 7 July 2012 12:21 (eleven years ago) link

a stoutish Meese.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 July 2012 12:22 (eleven years ago) link

occurs to me i only know one of the current network nightly news anchors (allison williams dad). haven't watched tv news since bernie shaw 'retired'.

balls, Saturday, 7 July 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link

I still watch the 6:30 news if I'm home (no cable thank god). Gotta admit: Peter Jennings was the only one of the Big Three who struck me as a genuinely erudite man, the only one I watched. Dunno how true the former is.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 July 2012 12:27 (eleven years ago) link

i liked jennings also. i didn't watch him but i do miss rather being out there, threatening to reveal the truth about the lizard ppl or to walk off the set cuz tennis went long or routinely doing stuff like this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Huyn9itzIw

balls, Saturday, 7 July 2012 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

I thought the genetically modified mosquito story was weirdly scary.

Turned to the long article that asked whether Afghanistan was doomed to civil war when the US pulls out, and thought, you know, I don't care how well written or researched this piece is, is there really some debate as to whether this notoriously unstable country would descend into civil war the second we leave, assuming it technically is not in such a state already? Has anyone read it? Is there more to the piece than prose? Similarly, I started the TED piece from the same article, and struggled before I threw in the towel on that one, too. Snooze.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 July 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

haha i found it weirdly scary also but perhaps from a different place than you? (were you coming from a 'dear god this country is runover w/ antiscience lunatics and sadly the right doesn't have a monopoly on them?' angle)(echoes of the raw milk story from a few weeks back).

balls, Saturday, 7 July 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

haven't read TED piece but vaguely curious as that phenomenon creeps me out and i'm not sure why. also amazed that seth macfarlane didn't do a viral ted TED talk (eh? EH?) but maybe there isn't much overlap in audiences there.

balls, Saturday, 7 July 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

that mosquito scheme has always been a dream of mine *sniff*

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

tho they need to take it one step further and have the defect not show up for a few generations so that all the mosquitos are infected and die forever, the way it is now if they dont keep seeding the bad eggs the natural mosquitos will eventually make a comeback

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

tho i guess thats where people get worried having genetically modified mosquitos biting them and all, but come on any risk is worth it to eradicate mosquitos!

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

Peter Jennings was the only one of the Big Three who struck me as a genuinely erudite man, the only one I watched.

Ironic, since he was also the only high school dropout of those guys.

Josefa, Saturday, 7 July 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

also reminded of this - http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-bug-spray-forces-insects-to-see-people-as-huma,7013/

balls, Saturday, 7 July 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

I was scared in the "Jurassic Park" sense: releasing genetically modified insects into the wild, particularly insects know for efficiently spreading disease and killing millions, sounds scary. I kept thinking of all the other famous cases of introducing animals (let alone inventing animals) to an environment to solve a problem but ultimately causing more problems; does this ever work right? Anyway, as I read it, I was constantly struck with dread, like, in 10 years, when we're all dying of the mutant mosquito plague, we'll be citing this article.

(Im a big fan of a previous New Yorker mosquito article, the one about DDT, which basically illustrated how close we were to eradicating mosquitos and malaria until the release of "Silent Spring." Sort of the flipside of this article: there was never any proof that DDT was particularly dangerous, especially compared to the demonstrably massively lethal malaria, but western fears of the potential food chain damage of DDT put the kibosh on the mosquito holocaust)

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 July 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

the mosquito project seems v well thought out and safe, the risk is a slippery slope where introducing mutant creatures becomes common place and then one day someone fucks up, but w/e its inevitable might as well have a few mosquito free years before we all succumb to hedgehog fever

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

josh are you frightened by trap-neuter-return programs for stray animals also?

balls, Saturday, 7 July 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

or of the idea of genetically modified grey wolves and african wildcats living among us also?

balls, Saturday, 7 July 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

I kept thinking of all the other famous cases of introducing animals (let alone inventing animals) to an environment to solve a problem but ultimately causing more problems; does this ever work right?

Honeybees in North America.

Tom Crucifictorious (Leee), Saturday, 7 July 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

Honeybees were introduced to North America?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 July 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

The honey bee is not native to North America; it was introduced from Europe for honey production in the early 1600s, Johnston said. Subspecies were introduced from Italy in 1859, and later from Spain, Portugal and elsewhere.

When honey bees collected in Europe and Africa were studied, they separated genetically into four distinct groups, he said.

However, the genome of U.S. bees "was a complete mix of the three different introduced European subspecies," he said.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/12/061211220927.htm

Tom Crucifictorious (Leee), Saturday, 7 July 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

But I assume there were bees before then? Honey bees? Or was there no honey in the Americas until the 1600s?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 July 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

That's still pretty cool to learn. Thanks.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 July 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

More here: http://bugguide.net/node/view/475348

Summary: Europeans brought HBs over for their honey, they escaped, and have become indispensable for much of US agriculture. Nonetheless:

The honey bee, remarkable as it is, doesn’t know how to pollinate a tomato or an eggplant flower, while some native bees are masters at this. The same thing happens with a number of native plants, such as pumpkins and watermelons, blueberries and cranberries, which are more efficiently pollinated by native bees than by honey bees.

So HBs haven't COMPLETELY displaced native species.

Tom Crucifictorious (Leee), Saturday, 7 July 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

TED talk piece is really kinda pointless
surprise, these people had a plan to do this and it happened and these talks are popular and somewhat dumbed down pop sociology/business 101 hmmm fascinating tell me more oh that's it huh?

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

I haven't read that article yet because that's exactly what I'm expecting from it. It's just the kind of thing the NYer tends toward glibness on. See also the recent bit on Davos -- big yawn, even with the Mick Jagger cameo.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 8 July 2012 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

honestly the davos one was more interesting if that gives you any sense of the pointlessness of the TED one

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

William Finnegan bringing the noize as always with his thing on narcos in guadalajara. I'm so glad he has been writing more stuff for the mag. Have been a major Finnegan stan since reading Cold New World in the 90s.

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

Balls, difference is that mosquitos are a notorious deadly vector for the spread of disease, highly resistant to eradication. Unlike wolves or cats or whatever.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

there's a quote in there that mosquitos are responsible over history for about half the deaths of humankind.
how much worse could it get? I can't help but feel that this is just not a western world problem so it's easier for us to overlook as we don't have relatives that died of dengue.

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

"…yet" being the subtext of this whole thing.

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

i think the subtext is really more that we'll come around to these measures once we do.

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

That's why I brought up the earlier article. We had cleared so many regions of mosquitos by the 70s, thus saving countless lives from malaria, but western fears of ddt trumped eradicating malaria.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 8 July 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

i'm sorry but is this - Balls, difference is that mosquitos are a notorious deadly vector for the spread of disease, highly resistant to eradication. Unlike wolves or cats or whatever. - supposed to be an argument in YOUR favor???

balls, Sunday, 8 July 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

I actually thought the TED piece was more interesting than it could have been! Some interesting asides about the place of education/intellectualism in the U.S. and the kinds of people who gravitate toward TED.

Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Sunday, 8 July 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

Just meant that i'm not concerned with genetically modified stuff in general,.just the idea of mutant mosquitos.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 8 July 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

well as long as this country weighs concerns based on ignorance and superstition has heavily as concerns based on science and public health i'm sure we'll be ok. meanwhile jenny mccarthy is in playboy again this month apparently.

balls, Sunday, 8 July 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

Vaccines cause dengue fever.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

Husband just assured me he had been vaccinated for dengue, which is a lie.

Topic came up because we are figuring out what we do/do not need to do as far as travel medicine for an upcoming trip to Sri Lanka.

Does anyone really take antimalarials? Everyone I know who has traveled/lived in a malaria-endemic place has "not bothered."

quincie, Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

Anyway mosquitos are part of the food chain so, y'know, beware unintended consequences and whatnot. What will the bats eat?

quincie, Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

ive taken anti antimalarials and not taken antimalarials, its really much better to just take them, people sometime die and more often get sick and have their trip ruined, its not that much of a hassle, just dont get the ones that give you nightmares

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

"Page gives a restrained but brilliantly satirical performance as an intellectual and emotional faker. She's one of the greatest of Allen's female creations."

High powered Texas lawyer (symsymsym), Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

because if anyone knows about being an intellectual faker...

High powered Texas lawyer (symsymsym), Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

they make a lengthy point in that article about how egyptian mosquitos are not a keystone in the ecological food chain
they're sort of at the top of their chain and are feeding off of one of the few other megafauna species that function as ultrapredators, i.e. us

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

aedes mosquitos are a nonnative species in north america, are not 'part of the food chain'. also curious how bombing aedes w/ insecticide (which does affect native species along w/ o yeah humans)(but then again that's only if you believe biochemists and ecologists whose 'opinions' clearly aren't as valid as average joe) would somehow be less disruptive on this nonexistent place in the food chain that effectively breeding them out. maybe the bats can feed on the blood of christ.

balls, Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

balls and i just want what's best for you why can't you see that
*sets frankensquito to "kill"*

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

^ chemtrails pic?

balls, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

i too want what's best for balls

mookieproof, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

That was a still from Mansquito, and it was funny.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

Does anyone really take antimalarials? Everyone I know who has traveled/lived in a malaria-endemic place has "not bothered."

I had a friend in college who forgot to take them before going to Central America and then got malaria. But I think he "forgot" rather than forgot, and now I can't remember if he was lying about the malaria.

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 9 July 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link

Huh, this friend has a Wikipedia entry, and I have now learned he was interviewed for a New Yorker article.

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 9 July 2012 05:37 (eleven years ago) link

The Gladwell/DDT article exaggerates the effectiveness of DDT and has lead to a lot of right wing cranks writing nonsense. Mosquitos were becoming resistant to it around the time it got stopped being sprayed, and the replacement chemicals that were just as good if not better. Right now bug nets really are the best way to fight it.

some posts about it here, mostly going on about it not being "banned" which can be skipped: http://scienceblogs.com/deltoid/category/ddt/

abanana, Monday, 9 July 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

Gladwell wrong? =0

Tom Crucifictorious (Leee), Monday, 9 July 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

W/E Malcolm Gladwell just gets off on flipping you over on your back like "You think it's one way, but it's another! BLAOW!"

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 July 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

But all the bad stuff about DDT, its effectiveness and/or dangers, were discovered after the US more or less stopped using it, no?

I just read the Christian Marclay profile from a few months ago. Good stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

But all the bad stuff about DDT, its effectiveness and/or dangers, were discovered after the US more or less stopped using it, no?

the version i'd heard was that it was the anti-DDT stuff in Rachel Carson's "Silent Spring" that brought about the US ban (eventually).

swaggy dog story (c sharp major), Monday, 9 July 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

Many of the younger female staff writers are kind of rowr, is this some kind of NYC thing.

Tom Crucifictorious (Leee), Monday, 9 July 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

uh

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 July 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

JUST SAYING.

Tom Crucifictorious (Leee), Monday, 9 July 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

No but I mean it's not hard to figure out why that might happen

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 July 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

Who are we talking about? Lauren Collins? Ariel Levy?

Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Monday, 9 July 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

Larissa Macfqurharar?

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Monday, 9 July 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

the version i'd heard was that it was the anti-DDT stuff in Rachel Carson's "Silent Spring" that brought about the US ban (eventually).

Isn't that in the piece I noted? Where DDT was well on its way to ending malaria, then along comes "Silent Spring" to put the end to that, even though the scientific verdict was out?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 July 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

oh, i get you now-- but the "bad stuff" about DDT was already (in the process of being) discovered, no? else she wouldn't have had anything to write about.

swaggy dog story (c sharp major), Monday, 9 July 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

I thought she was warning about what might happen, which she weighed heavier than the menace of malaria, which killed millions and made me massively alliterative. I could totally be wrong, but I could have sworn at the time of "Silent Spring" there was no definitive, or close to definitive, verdict on DDT, but the book was so effective that (rich, western) people didn't want to wait to find out what could happen.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 July 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

silent spring also spawned a mainstream middlebrow ecomovement, the value of which is up for grabs but is kinda important nonetheless

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 July 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

rachel carson went to my high school

/max

mookieproof, Monday, 9 July 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

xposts

the impression that i got - and this is based almost entirely on listening to the guardian science podcast a month ago - was that she, while she was a biologist working for the US govt, heard from various scientific contacts that the mass use of pesticides on fields in the US was having a terrible effect, and that effect was travelling up the food chain, and that was what she wrote about. but, yes, i didn't get the impression that she was particularly thinking about the use of DDT to specifically combat mosquitos who spread malaria.

swaggy dog story (c sharp major), Monday, 9 July 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

Lauren Collins, Wendell Steavenson, and Julia Ioffe.

Tom Crucifictorious (Leee), Monday, 9 July 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

here is another link about DDT and malaria control: http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=3186

abanana, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

That was a good piece, despite too much Hitler bait. However, it misses the point, at least rhetorically. Carson turned out to be right about resistance to DDT as well as its dangers ... but those weren't determined for several more years, if not decades. At the time of "Silent Spring," as I understand it, her warning was just that, a mostly unfounded warning.

Now, to argue for renewed DDT use, yeah, that would totally go against reason and science. But back then she effectively marshaled support with worst case scenario predictions. To our benefit! But if that New Yorker article was at all accurate, it sounds like the ban went into place right when that guy was making real progress on the anti-mosquito front. fwiw.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

sounding the batuman klaxon: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/2012/07/african-drumming-in-istanbul.html

blossom smulch (schlump), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

lazy ass magazine on vacation all summer

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

just read the mosquito article - pretty exciting and promising stuff, and agree with balls's assessment itt

k3vin k., Friday, 13 July 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

Anyway mosquitos are part of the food chain so, y'know, beware unintended consequences and whatnot. What will the bats eat?

― quincie, Sunday, July 8, 2012 3:36 PM (5 days ago)

the article goes out of its way a couple times to mention and cite that mosquitos, especially this particular species which is non-native to north america, aren't really essential parts of any food chain. i'll be interested to read further about this but it seems like the potential benefits pretty far outweigh the risks

k3vin k., Friday, 13 July 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

a follow-up of sorts (free): http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2012/07/mosquitoes-and-nimbyism.html

k3vin k., Friday, 13 July 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

mosquitos are worthless horrible people and should be banished from the earth if at all possible

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link

2 good pieces in this week: forensic linguistics article (which is kinda pro forma but has an interesting subject) and the strongman competition article (which is great all around)

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

cool, hello cottage reading.

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

strongman 1 is not paywalled btw & yes, v good - http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/07/23/120723fa_fact_bilger?currentPage=all

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

forensic linguistics piece has a great detail about the early life of one its main subjects that's just kinda thrown in there but when you read it you're like WTF

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

ha yes

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

forensic linguistics article (which is kinda pro forma but has an interesting subject)

I agree with this. I found it a little disappointing, but only because it's something that's so ridiculously up my alley that I wanted more from it. But what, I dunno.

Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

it literally took me 30 mins to remember what the wtf fact is & i read that article earlier today but yes v otm

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

goddammit you guys I was all happy with skipping the strongman article >:[

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

can we have a separate david grann alert thread? then i can stop checking this one.

40oz of tears (Jordan), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

I agree with this. I found it a little disappointing, but only because it's something that's so ridiculously up my alley that I wanted more from it. But what, I dunno.

― Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Wednesday, July 18, 2012 3:28 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all the cases were fascinating, the article couldve just been composed entirely of examples of past linguistic detective work and it wouldve been p fn sweet

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

strongman story is v v good.
this fucken guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEvpNMdOK6I

the dude lifts a half a ton and his nose starts bleeding i mean wtf

six foot eight, 430 pounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXr4es-KAs0
hi dere just lifting a car

nice loins, djp!

your friend, (Z S), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

just pressing 285 pounds over my head while he's standing.
with one arm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vv6EJBUCbc

that kind of stuff astonishes me really; this guy may be the strongest man who ever lived. what i want is video of him kicking over fire hydrants and throwing kindergartners like footballs but he seems to not be evil, which is a shame.

The Afghan Civil War article is great, eff the haters.

Nothing cracks a turtle like Leeeon Uris (Leee), Friday, 20 July 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

man this is fascinating:

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/closeread/2012/07/jose-rodriguez-on-torture.html

the guy's logical leaps i mean. "it's cool, it's totally as okay as using drones!" not really a winning argument.

, Blogger (schlump), Friday, 20 July 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

I like that Afghan piece. Somehow I found it more engaging than a lot of other pieces on the same subject. It's also very immediate now, like "holy shit, we're really leaving, and the country is really going to fall apart, and there's really nothing we can do"

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

Afghanistan is always more on the verge of falling apart than not. When was the last time that country was considered stable?

Strongman article was great, first fun and informative New Yorker read in a while.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 July 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

"the guy's logical leaps i mean. "it's cool, it's totally as okay as using drones!" not really a winning argument."

Yeah he's basically insane.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 20 July 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

i liked that Obama bio review that Lapore did.

man this is fascinating:

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/closeread/2012/07/jose-rodriguez-on-torture.html

the guy's logical leaps i mean. "it's cool, it's totally as okay as using drones!" not really a winning argument.

― , Blogger (schlump), Friday, July 20, 2012 9:53 AM (11 hours ago)

i actually thought he held his own pretty well, or at least stuck to his script. he's scum of course, but he wouldn't be able to authorize the torture he did if there weren't a legal structure in place to all but shield from accoutability these actors and literally allow them to write their own rules as they go along, and their victims would have some legal recourse if the courts or congress had a spine; in the eyes of the law (at the time), the torture he oversaw was m/l analogous to the al-awlaki hit - both were signed off by the OLC, which is legally binding. there may be varying shades of moral justification, but both are/were ostensibly legal. it's a matter of political will and values, and we were lacking both at the time. still some work to be done obv

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Saturday, 21 July 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

i liked that Obama bio review that Lapore did.

Wow, really? I thought it was incredibly pointless, and I generally like Lepore. Maybe it was hard for me to disentangle the review with the book.

Anyway, the forensic linguistics is fascinating, even if the field sounds like a lol return to Freud that is NAGL.

The strongest man article is definitely o_O.

Nothing cracks a turtle like Leeeon Uris (Leee), Saturday, 21 July 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder why guys like him aren't playing on the offensive line in the NFL!

Nothing cracks a turtle like Leeeon Uris (Leee), Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

xp well tbf, i don't know anything about the book but what i read in that piece

i think guys like shaw are lacking an nfl skillset really

I thought the forensic linguistics piece was a good overview of the field; maybe I just wanted it also to be an unfolding mystery.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Sunday, 22 July 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

yeah p sure the strongman guys don't have NFL feet but that was one of the finest summer pieces i can remember in a long time.

junot diaz doing his thing too and seems like maybe an excerpt from some forthcoming post-wao stuff?

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 23 July 2012 05:37 (eleven years ago) link

two thousand page remnick-on-springsteen profile in the new ish

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 23 July 2012 10:37 (eleven years ago) link

Personal theory: high-profile writers keep returning to the Boss to guarantee stream of good free seats to hot-ticket Bruce in NYC/Philly/NJ shows.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

well they are also all in the right demo where they genuinely idolize him & would go & pay crazy prices regardless

xxp - that story was the first junot diaz ive ever read & i liked it. picked up 'oscar wao' @ a book sale this wkend

johnny crunch, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

David Remnick: The Promise: Springsteen at the Crossroads

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 July 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

it's good. no real specific links made between the biography & his work, so much, but nice all the same. His muscle tone approximates a fresh tennis ball.

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 23 July 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

round, furry

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

lol did bruce let him squeeze the guns

lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

no surprise this appears in the NY:

“This is about the only live music left, with a few exceptions,” Cooper said. Lip-synchers are legion. Coldplay thickens its sound with heaps of pre-taped instruments and synthesizers. The one artificial sound in Springsteen’s act is a snare-drum sound in “We Take Care of Our Own” that seemed to elude easy reproduction.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

got to get that snare just right

lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

I am descending into a rabbit hole after discovering the world of professional arm wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmwAUNDiySQ

dayo, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

that is v strange

lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

that moment at 1:01 is like when you shit your pants again immediately after changing your pants

...DAMMIT

you're all going to hello (Z S), Monday, 23 July 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

brzenk is a MONSTER; cool to hear that they did an NY piece on him
i strongly recommend watching Iron John; its on netflix instant

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 July 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

this was aw:

One kindness that Springsteen has afforded his body is more days off, leaving time for his family, for exercise, for listening to music, watching movies, reading. Lately, he has been consumed with Russian fiction. “It’s compensatory—what you missed the first time around,” he said. “I’m sixty-some, and I think, There are a lot of these Russian guys! What’s all the fuss about? So I was just curious. That was an incredible book: ‘The Brothers Karamazov.’ Then I read ‘The Gambler.’ The social play in the first half was less interesting to me, but the second half, about obsession, was fun. That could speak to me. I was a big John Cheever fan, and so when I got into Chekhov I could see where Cheever was coming from. And I was a big Philip Roth fan, so I got into Saul Bellow, ‘Augie March.’ These are all new connections for me. It’d be like finding out now that the Stones covered Chuck Berry!”

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 July 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah otm. & the passage about jon landau feeding him steinbeck & westerns.

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 23 July 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

weird fetish

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ brooce playing remnick like a fiddle w/ the russian lit.

tylerw, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

I love how Springsteen has become more and more interesting an interview the less and less interesting his music gets.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

I'd rather read the Brothers Karamazov backwards, followed by the Esperanto translation of War and Peace, than listen to Bruce Springsteen.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

that's real funny, i'm impressed by your wit

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

thanks

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

A buddy of mine wrote a pretty great piece on skateboarding / Transworld (which is doing a cool 30-yr skate celebration of their own) for TNY that's worth a read. Wish there were a good way to filter TNY's web-only content.

I'd rather read the Brothers Karamazov backwards, followed by the Esperanto translation of War and Peace, than listen to Bruce Springsteen.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 3:16 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2gGXlW6wSY

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, i'd like to see that put to the test

also with european hockey championships playing in the background

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

song of the decade btw

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

of the year at least

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

when/how did bill magill turn into a nerd

iatee, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

who else stans for sabbath over everything?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

Springsteen was aware of the comical contradiction: the multimillionaire who, in his theatrical self-presentation, is the voice of the dispossessed. Very occasionally, twinges of discomfort about this have leaked into his lyrics. In the late eighties, Springsteen played “Ain’t Got You,” which appeared on his album “Tunnel of Love,” for Van Zandt. The lyrics tell of a fellow who gets “paid a king’s ransom for doin’ what comes naturally”—who’s got “the fortunes of heaven” and a “house full of Rembrandt and priceless art”—but lacks the affections of his beloved. Van Zandt recognized the self-mockery but didn’t care. He was aghast.

“We had one of our biggest fights of our lives,” Van Zandt recalled. “I’m, like, ‘What the fuck is this?’ And he’s, like, ‘Well, what do you mean, it’s the truth. It’s just who I am, it’s my life.’ And I’m, like, ‘This is bullshit. People don’t need you talking about your life. Nobody gives a shit about your life. They need you for their lives. That’s your thing. Giving some logic and reason and sympathy and passion to this cold, fragmented, confusing world—that’s your gift. Explaining their lives to them. Their lives, not yours.’ And we fought and fought and fought and fought. He says ‘Fuck you,’ I say ‘Fuck you.’ I think something in what I said probably resonated.”

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Friday, 27 July 2012 06:10 (eleven years ago) link

I actually learned a lot from that Springsteen piece. It's not about rock stars getting older, per se, but that seems to be a major theme.

I thought the Shouts & Murmurs piece from the perspective of a condom (!) was surprisingly touching.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 July 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link

the new malcolm gladwell was godawful. it feels like the middle 4 pages were accidentally left out or something. it starts to connect the notion of exhaustion to "slack", and then he brings in "Exit, Voice, and Loyalty" to make some sort of...point...and then back to how running at an elite level is exhausting, and also alberto salazar is a superman who regularly repels impending death with the sheer power of his will, and fin. what?

also, wasn't there some sort of feature on salazar in the NYer a year ago or so, or was that somewhere else?

you're all going to hello (Z S), Friday, 27 July 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

yup http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/11/08/101108fa_fact_kahn

Mr. Que, Friday, 27 July 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

the new malcolm gladwell was godawful. it feels like the middle 4 pages were accidentally left out or something.

Man, otm. I couldn't figure out its point for the life of me.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 July 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, between that one and the terrible one about how awful it was for that rich lady to have buy expensive houses in Concord I was ready to throw the issue across the room in disgust.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 27 July 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

anyone read this?

http://shameproject.com/report/malcolm-gladwell-unmasked-life-work-of-americas-most-successful-propagandist/

(maybe it was actually linked upthread, don't remember where i found it)

it's kind of a screed, but maybe it has some points?

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 27 July 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

This issue was an atypical NYer for me: I got a lot out of Talk of the Town for once (the Gibson thing! I had no idea) but the features were a fuckin' wash (liked the Gombrowicz review though)

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Friday, 27 July 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

did not even read the god damn houses in Concord. Spider senses were like NO.

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Friday, 27 July 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

xxp it's pretty much correct about him being a corporate shill.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 27 July 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

did not even read the god damn houses in Concord. Spider senses were like NO.

I wish I would have stayed away. She hinted a couple times near the start about her and her husband stretching their credit to buy their huge house so I was at least hoping for a turn towards the end to a lesson learned, but, no, nothing happened except she sold that house too for another more expensive one that even had a whole other former factory on the land for her kids to party in. It was so terrible.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 27 July 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

Hah, I actually enjoyed the Gladwell piece, probably because it didn't have a dodgy thesis, and when it just focused on Madman Salazar, it was absorbing. Also, http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vAqRGOQ17I8/TGyo1tdOEXI/AAAAAAAALS8/eA9sDDJ7fN4/s1600/gladwell.jpg

Nothing cracks a turtle like Leeeon Uris (Leee), Friday, 27 July 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

The TV pieces recently have been dreadful (esp. the Louis review concluding with something like "let's come back and talk more about it together" wut?) but the piece on cliffhangers thing this week...just...ugh. Did anybody here read this? Maybe just the worst thing I've ever read in the magazine.

Not a huge Bruce fan but the Remnick piece is pretty good....

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 27 July 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

new tv critic is definitely, um, bloggy. still like her better than the last one though. not saying much but...

tylerw, Friday, 27 July 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah it's been a long bad run with the the TV criticism. I skipped the Nancy Franklin out of habit. But I dunno, everything after the first paragraph is like she's writing to the word count, or they gave her the illustration and said write about this.

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 27 July 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

except for harlan ellison, whose tv crit is really barely tv crit, i can't think of any television critics that i think are great classic must reads etc

Mordy, Friday, 27 July 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

the whole sepinwall project has been an intellectual dead end

Mordy, Friday, 27 July 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

Historically, there's something suspect about a story told in this manner, the way it tugs the customer to the next ledge. Nobody likes needy. But there is also something to celebrate about the cliffhanger, which makes visible the storyteller's connection to his audience—like a bridge made out of lightning.

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 27 July 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, that's pretty high school creative writing journal shit there

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 July 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

It's all like that.

Pervading these pieces is the idea that tv shows strategies are something to be "celebrated" or enjoyed communally or whatever. Like, more so than movies, really? Or plays or music? I usually watch TV in my shorts, by myself, and I'm perfectly happy to discuss whatever show I happy to be enjoying w/ friends but all this MODERN TV YAY! thing, gross.

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 27 July 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I totally don't like her. The overwhelming first person is a red flag for me. I find in the wrong hands first person to be a real crutch (see also: indulgent Gladwell intro to his own poor piece).

I really liked Remnick's off the wall but useful comparison of Bruce and Keef:

Springsteen came to glory in the age of Letterman, but he is anti-ironical. Keith Richards works at seeming not to give a shit. He makes you wonder if it is harder to play the riffs for “Street Fighting Man” or to dangle a cigarette from his lips by a single thread of spit. Springsteen is the opposite. He is all about flagrant exertion.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 July 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

it's not television crit so much but kenneth tynan's long NYer piece on johnny carson from the '70s is incredible.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 27 July 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

yup. that's all time

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 27 July 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

nussbaum doesnt really bug me. shes not nearly as weird as franklin; i thought her game of thrones review was p good. havent read in a while tho

max, Friday, 27 July 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

xpost yeah that's good, also I was kind of bummed (in a good way?) to learn that Bruce choreographs and rehearses his fist-pumps etc.?

re: Nussbaum, also could you possibly pick a more bullshit straw man than "The Cliffhanger"? Thanks for yr concern but I really don't need my conscience eased re: enjoying tv shows with contiguous narratives and suspended action. I'm pretty okay w/ that actually. Also it's the dominant thing in our culture for half a century so, that

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 27 July 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

I thought the piece made a good point. That when you're playing before 60,000, you can only leave so much up to chance, especially when you're already spontaneously altering the setlist all the time. You can only have so many variables.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 July 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

I get it, sure, but deliberately rehearsing a "look of exultation"...I felt kind of dirty learning that

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 27 July 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

Ha! You never want to know how the sausage is made...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 July 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

it is so fascinating hearing that stuff about musicians. i heard about echo & the bunnymen rehearsing in a box-sized room & the singer doing all the "thanks for being here" "you're too kind" shit.

, Blogger (schlump), Friday, 27 July 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

I get it, sure, but deliberately rehearsing a "look of exultation"...I felt kind of dirty learning that

― Hadrian VIII

Hey, Taylor Swift does the same thing.

Nothing cracks a turtle like Leeeon Uris (Leee), Saturday, 28 July 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

Btw, re: the forensic linguistics article, was one of the guys in it the same dude that The Wire made fun of?

Nothing cracks a turtle like Leeeon Uris (Leee), Saturday, 28 July 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

all nyer bloggers now have unflattering avatars, btw

http://www.newyorker.com/images/permanent/p290/perm_w-john-cassidy_p290.jpg

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

Subscription is expiring just as I'm moving. Am I going to get a better deal if I renew and change addresses or start a new one at the new address, or does it not matter?

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

mine lapsed a couple of months ago - i'm between places, so i'm going without until i've moved - & the re-up note i just got in the mail didn't offer me anything better than the standard subscription rate. was your subscription originally discounted? it's been a while since i saw any offers tbh.

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

I renewed my subscription after several months of "LAST WARNING" notices -- only to discover, after I renewed, that my last renewal was actually for TWO years, so the notices were basically just letting me know that it had been a year since my last renewal. (?) Anyway, now I have a subscription through sometime in 2014.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, same here tipsy! in fact, i think that's happened to me TWICE, and both times i've been fooled and renewed for another two years. i should probably get someone on the phone, but i think i'm actually good through 2015 or so right now, even as my latest issue included a "LAST WARNING" card.

you're all going to hello (Z S), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

there is some messageboard talk saying you can call conde nast & be all 'c'mon, c'maaaaaan' & they'll knock $10 off it

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really know how a nyer subscription covers the cost of mailing the magazines & any subsequent letters they send you, it is a confusing economy

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

nyer is a money losing venture fwiw

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

i dont think so! pretty sure it turns a profit

max, Monday, 30 July 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah they're smart with their costs -- they don't print many photos and always get some complete amateur to write their humor articles.

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

I actually forgot what Shouts & Murmurs was called for a second and wanted to refer to it as "Shits & Giggles"

would be a good name for the section in a nyer parody

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

xxpost i dont think anyone really knows

just sayin, Monday, 30 July 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

i dont think so! pretty sure it turns a profit

― max, Monday, July 30, 2012 10:37 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well no one but conde nast knows but the word on the street is its a prestige loss leader

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

Actually 90% of the venture's revenue still comes from Saul Steinberg's View from Ninth Ave cover

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

which stand to reason if you look at how much work is put into it compared to its ad pages xp

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

I resubscribed for $39 last October and got a letter last week saying "later this summer we'll be sending you your renewal invoice, just letting you know now. PS, renewal will be $69, kthxbye."

Your sweet bippy is going to hell (WmC), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

I love the weird outdated upper crust ads in the NYer - handmade safari hats etc.

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

I seem to remember Harpers having a great snobby personals section at one time where posters would rattle off advanced degrees and esoteric requirements. I guess that's off topic.

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

haha yes

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

dont know what street youre on! its either made a profit or been pretty close since the early 2000s. last few years were probly rough but its not like harpers or whatever

max, Monday, 30 July 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

what r u even basing this on max

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

the only time i ever heard about nyer finances was wrt its editors - iirc the Remnick Era is cited w/turning it around & making it profitable? but then that might be wrt not spending money on a big wedding cake for tina brown to pop out of every time she entered a room.

I love the weird outdated upper crust ads in the NYer - handmade safari hats etc.

― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 July 2012 15:45 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha otm, also upstate schools for sensitive children
this thread has convinced me to nobly re-up at full cost when i get around to it, anyway

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

argh what was the harpers personal section called, something like "discerning singles"?

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

distracting shingles

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

what r u even basing this on max

― lag∞n, Monday, July 30, 2012 10:49 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"word on the street"?

max, Monday, 30 July 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

i already took word on the street, maybe try talk of the town

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

As an Oberlin alum, I like seeing the ads for Kendall at Oberlin, the retirement community in Oberlin. For old people who like access to world class music performances, good film series, obnoxious college students, cornfields and economically depressed Ohio.

dan selzer, Monday, 30 July 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah, with the sheep right

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 July 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

i dont think so! pretty sure it turns a profit

― max, Monday, July 30, 2012 10:37 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well no one but conde nast knows but the word on the street is its a prestige loss leader

― lag∞n, Monday, July 30, 2012 10:41 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is also what I have heard from my friend 'the street', fwiw.

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Monday, 30 July 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

googling turns up a couple references to it turning profits in the late 90s/early 2000s. if its losing money its not losing money on the order of harpers, newsweek, etc.

max, Monday, 30 July 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

let's write fanfic about it

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 July 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

I love the weird outdated upper crust ads in the NYer - handmade safari hats etc.

― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, July 30, 2012 10:45 AM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i thought it would be a good idea to write a piece about the longterm advertisers in the nyer, like the guy who's still selling french berets 40 years later

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 30 July 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

So many adds for psychiatric treatment!

quincie, Monday, 30 July 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

ads, even

quincie, Monday, 30 July 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

i want to live in the basketweaving/potterymaking/afghanknitting communities for seniors that they push

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 July 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

psyched for this

https://twitter.com/DavidGrann/status/229746942727557120

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 30 July 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

i love con people

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

have you ever read david maurer's the big con?

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 30 July 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

me too
xpost

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 30 July 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

its one of the most entertaining and fascinating books ever imo - maurer was a linguist in the 30s who wanted to write a book about underworld slang, but then was so captivated by the con men he met in his research he just devoted a whole book to them

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 30 July 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

i should check that out, someone was just telling me abt another con book last night which tells the true story of a mark who later after much effort turned the tables and ran a con on his conners

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

whoa what's that

DEF read the maurer, its a nonstop delight

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 30 July 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

lol i dont remember what it was called, ill check out the big con tho

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

its called 'the mark inside' apparently

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

whoa my name is mark

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 30 July 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

or is it

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

let me give u this envelope with $50 in it

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Monday, 30 July 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

ok but I'm going to need you to give me a $25 start-up fee as well

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

whoa can i get in on this

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

recommend me some con movies

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

past issue was partic lame; I'm slogging through the bruce story which ain't half bad but i hardly feel motivated to tackle an episodic zadie smith short story and, i'm sorry, is this a shouts and murmurs told from the perspective of an unopened condom in rubber patois?

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

I also liked the condom story.

dan selzer, Monday, 30 July 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

farewell, jonah lehrer. you've always been a bit slipshod in your attempt to out-gladwell gladwell but i didn't expect this.

http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/07/30/jonah-lehrer-resigns-from-new-yorker-after-making-up-dylan-quotes-for-his-book/

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 30 July 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

Such a waste. For one thing, there are existing quotes that would have done the job almost as well. For another, don't fuck with Dylanologists - they know everything. If you're going to lose one of the best jobs in journalism for making shit up go the full Blair/Glass. Use your - heh - imagination.

Get wolves (DL), Monday, 30 July 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

psyched for this

https://twitter.com/DavidGrann/status/229746942727557120

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, July 30, 2012 11:42 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so i read this story at lunch ... it's interesting but not completely satisfying? i would like to talk about it with you guys once you have a chance to read it.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 30 July 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

btw this is an actual final line from one of the articles this week:

The call reverberated through the neighborhood: "Turd!"

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 30 July 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

screen name waiting to happen

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 July 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

sigh

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Monday, 30 July 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

"so i read this story at lunch ... it's interesting but not completely satisfying? i would like to talk about it with you guys once you have a chance to read it."

Is this the article about the cheating marathon dude?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 30 July 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

yes

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 30 July 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

It seems kind of a low stakes bit of cheating to me. Looking at pics of the dude and imagining him running a 17 minute 5k is pretty funny though.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 30 July 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

screen name waiting to happen

― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, July 30, 2012 4:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^posts very much in character waiting to happen

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Monday, 30 July 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

^response very much in character to posts very much in character to screen name waiting to happen

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 July 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

wait let's pause this i have another good joke to make

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Monday, 30 July 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

whoa my name is mark

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, July 30, 2012 12:58 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

con vivant

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Monday, 30 July 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

ok

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Monday, 30 July 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

anyone read the Paul Ryan article yet?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 July 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

lol kevs

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Monday, 30 July 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

(can i call u kevs?)

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Monday, 30 July 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

yes you may

anyone read the fitzgerald short story??

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

For another, don't fuck with Dylanologists - they know everything

Yeah, it's such a banal made-up Dylan quote. It should have been all 'creativity is what happens when you put down your fists and turn your back on inspiration" or some cryptic axiom.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

so i went to buy kindle version of maurer on amazon, but it was $12.99 and then i noticed that used copy was only $1.99 + $3.99 shipping and handling and $5.98 < $12.99 - idk, weird world where actual physical thing costs less than digital version.

Mordy, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

now i just have to hope i'm still interested in reading it in 2-3 weeks

Mordy, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

Lehrer didn’t do this. He cheated his new publishers by breaking the implied (or written) contract that he was producing original copy. Today he’s apologizing for his recycling – “It was a stupid thing to do and incredibly lazy and absolutely wrong,” he tells the Times – but I’m not buying it. No journalistic neophyte (he’s 30 years old with four books to his credit), Lehrer knew that the New Yorker would have rejected the gently used copy from his old Wall Street Journal columns had he informed them of the lack of originality of his “new” work.

We mustn’t put too much effort into understanding Lehrer’s self-destructive behavior. When forced to play the armchair psychiatrist, I usually conclude by saying that onanists, plagiarists and fabulists break the rules of journalism because they either disdain the discipline or feel inadequate to its demands. But let me warn you: I’ve written something like that before.

from Shafer last month, dude is always OTM

Mordy, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

so i went to buy kindle version of maurer on amazon, but it was $12.99 and then i noticed that used copy was only $1.99 + $3.99 shipping and handling and $5.98 < $12.99 - idk, weird world where actual physical thing costs less than digital version.

― Mordy, Monday, July 30, 2012 9:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this drives me

unsane

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

lol i meant to type insane

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

weird world where ignorant morons think paying customers are stupid, more like

undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 05:36 (eleven years ago) link

even the simplest person understands the reduced overhead in emailing a file v dispatching a physical ream of paper

undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 05:37 (eleven years ago) link

that used copy is from some third party vendor though.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

i sometimes find free copies of the New Yorker at the train station, but that doesn't make me demand that my kindle subscription cost nothing.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 10:42 (eleven years ago) link

^ ridiculous

undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 11:04 (eleven years ago) link

not really

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link

yah. comparing brand new books w/ kindle makes sense... 2nd hand, not so much.

just sayin, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

my fault for missing the crucial second-hand fact of the book in that example

undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 11:53 (eleven years ago) link

fwiw, a new physical copy costs $1.00 more than the kindle version

Mordy, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

"fwiw", heh.

Tim, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 12:22 (eleven years ago) link

in aus the physical costs $13 and the download is $6.50

undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 12:31 (eleven years ago) link

fwiw fwiw my digital subscription works out to ~$1.05 per issue fwiw

undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

i mostly buy my books used through amazon, great deals

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

i often find kindle versions costing more than the paperback

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

(new)

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

Wow, that marathon dude.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link

I'm generally miffed that the library only had x copies of digital books, because it's digital and they should have, like, a million copies. It's weird to me that digital books are regulated the same way as physical books, with x number of copies beholden to the same rules (checked out for two weeks, wait lists, etc.)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

library got to buy the book just like everybody else

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I get it. It's just weird to wait for something that is not physical to arrive.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

have u never waited for... love

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

It's weird to me that digital books are regulated the same way as physical books, with x number of copies beholden to the same rules (checked out for two weeks, wait lists, etc.)

Welcome to the wacky world of copyright

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

looked for Maurer on Nook yesterday, and there was the 12.99 edition, but there was also a free out of copyright book by him entitled something like 'Language of the Criminal', which I 'bought'.

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

link?

Mordy, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

OK just going to go ahead and comment on the marathon article so if you haven't read it yet you might want to skip this - i thought it was an interesting, entertaining read but was not very satisfying. i wish they had 100 percent nailed the guy on his cheating before writing an article about it. i'm sure he was cheating and it felt like there was a lot of evidence against him but not like one solid devastating beyond-a-doubt piece of proof. it was annoying at the end when he was like "and we never figured out exactly how he was cheating, oh well."

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

xpost i got it from the Nook store directly through my device so I'm not sure how to link it?

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

(aaaand nevermind-- though it declares itself to be Maurer's Languages of the Underworld, the guts are actually an Italian language book summarizing the plots of operas).

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

I'm generally miffed that the library only had x copies of digital books, because it's digital and they should have, like, a million copies.

You wouldn't believe the amounts publishers want to charge for unlimited access. Few libraries can afford it.

LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

n/a -- I was a little annoyed at that, too, but also astonished at how much stonewalling Litton did, even after Singer confronted him. The fact that Singer wasn't able to conclusively pin anything on Litton further emphasized the degree of deception/delusion.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

(aaaand nevermind-- though it declares itself to be Maurer's Languages of the Underworld, the guts are actually an Italian language book summarizing the plots of operas).

― Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, July 31, 2012 2:30 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i kindof love that the litton article isnt ttly shorn up. whole thing is fascinating tho

creating race results where no race existed is some egomaniacal shit

johnny crunch, Thursday, 2 August 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

just started that one, even though I'm about 4 issues behind

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

people who can't stay on top of their new yorker shit should be banned from this thread imo. put up or shut up.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

it's not a race

Mr. Que, Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

it's a weekly magazine

Mr. Que, Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

isnt the whole point of this thread to alert ppl who can't keep up to interesting new articles?

start your own thread

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

great responses to my entirely serious post, guys

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

very prompt and pertinent

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

don't blame the audience

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

im with you nick

max, Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

great jokes everyone

Mr. Que, Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

if you have unread back issues of the new yorker around your house, you should be sterilized so that you can never reproduce

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

then start a sterilization thread

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

I think I keep up pretty well. By the time a new issue arrives, there might be an unread article or two from the previous issue that I meant to get to, but I've usually already read the ones I was most interested in. So typically, I just move on.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

can't believe people don't use their lunch hour to read Malcolm Gladwell articles.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

I have him on 'ignore' just like Gopnick.

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

Mr. Que, Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

who gets an hour for lunch!

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 August 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

plenty of ppl

johnny crunch, Thursday, 2 August 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

if you don't get an hour for lunch, you should not be reading the new yorker because you are obv a pleb

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 2 August 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

ha

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 August 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

my lunch break isnt a set amount of time its just however long it takes to finish three martinis and one new yorker article

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 August 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

i thought it was an interesting, entertaining read but was not very satisfying. i wish they had 100 percent nailed the guy on his cheating before writing an article about it. i'm sure he was cheating and it felt like there was a lot of evidence against him but not like one solid devastating beyond-a-doubt piece of proof. it was annoying at the end when he was like "and we never figured out exactly how he was cheating, oh well.

yeah, i thought the whole thing lacked the distance and insight that would have made it interesting and so it just ended up being a fairly creepy summary of a popular message board thread, which was weird. like it felt like the dude writing the piece was too aggressive or maybe just too involved w/ the whole thing and he didnt really have much to offer except the (disputed) facts? idk i was hoping it would be really cool and instead it just ended w/ a shrug and some accusations

what makes you think its a pun (Lamp), Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

also going back a bit the nussbaum piece on cliffhangers was horrible and made me really miss nancy franklin who at least had the virtue of being idiosyncratic

what makes you think its a pun (Lamp), Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

not that there was any definitive proof but the theory of riding a bike/wearing indistinct clothes over his race gear seemed p otm, that the heart of the article was one of those investigative message board threads was a lol for sure

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

just ended up being a fairly creepy summary of a popular message board thread, which was weird.

this basically. not that i didn't read it through, i post on a message board too

the writer did call one of the posters a "blogger" tho, lol

k3vin k., Friday, 3 August 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

man that forensic linguistics piece a couple of weeks back had been nagging at me - interesting read and it seems plausibly sound as a detective technique but as science or something to be treated as science by the courts and presented as such to juries it seems very flimsy, way beyond forensic accounting even which strikes me as too flimsy also at least in a cut and dried guilty/not guilty kind of evidence like fingerprints or dna. anyhow read this again by chance last week and kind of cemented my suspicion: http://www.texasmonthly.com/cms/printthis.php?file=feature2.php&issue=2010-05-01

balls, Monday, 6 August 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

you guys

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

this week's issue has a "personal history" piece by lena dunham

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

about being blocked on facebook by her ex-boyfriend's mom

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

it's extremely quotable

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

Just read Ryan Lizza's Paul Ryan article, pretty useless boilerplate bio stuff. Talks a lot about him as the new intellectual core of the GOP, but barely talks about or analyzes his actual ideas. There's some gestures toward the end, that basically all this Randian stuff is a crock, but pretty lightweight.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

this week's issue has a "personal history" piece by lena dunham

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:47 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is wonderrrrful

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

in the louis sense?
felt like an extended blog to me

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

Well, now we know the inspiration for Elijah in Girls.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

i know very little about dunham, have never watched girls or tiny furniture, and i thought it was pretty cringeworthy and very out of context in the new yorker. but most of the personal histories are dumb.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

and i thought it was pretty cringeworthy and very out of context in the new yorker.

More so than the two excerpts from Bossypants?

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

Actually yes.

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

definitely more cringeworthy

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, I read the Dunham piece this morning, I just don't know that I agree.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

I thought those excerpts of Bossypants were pretty funny.

Mr. Que, Monday, 6 August 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

YMMV re cringeworthiness, but I don't think it was any more "out of context in the New Yorker" than the Bossypants stuff.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

and not really out of context?

Mr. Que, Monday, 6 August 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

I thought those excerpts of Bossypants were pretty funny.

Me too!

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

they run show biz stuff, profiles and such all the time, the show she works on takes place in New York, it's shot in New York. . . seems like a good fit.

i guess i think the new yorker can run an article on just about anything they want. i can't imagine something would feel out of context to me.

Mr. Que, Monday, 6 August 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

i'll even put up with Rin Tin Tin articles

Mr. Que, Monday, 6 August 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I feel like I am not being very articulate: I liked both the Fey and the Dunham. Both did feel a little "out of context," but the Dunham no more so than the Fey, and I'm not terribly bothered by it, anyway.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

By "out of context," I guess I mean that both Fey and Dunham's pieces were in a style that was kind of offhand/casual/jokey, very digestible. "Bloggy," I guess. The kind of voice that wouldn't be out of place in a Shouts & Murmurs piece, but not in a Personal History written by a staffer like Jane Kramer.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

were in a style that was kind of offhand/casual/jokey, very digestible. "Bloggy," I guess.

LOL

INTERVIEWER

Were you employed by The New Yorker because you were funny . . . they’d seen funny pieces?

TRILLIN

The first one I wrote was about the integration of the University of Georgia, a fairly serious piece. The first pieces I did were all fairly straight, I think partly because I hadn’t really figured out what I sounded like. Then I started writing a series of pieces that were all about the same guy, Barnett Frummer who had a girlfriend named Rosalie Mondle he was trying to impress. Each one was about a different kind of trendiness. At one point she became a radical; he tried to be radical. She got interested in gourmet cooking; he tried to do the same. These were what The New Yorker called casuals—short pieces that were signed. At the time, they had a special deal on them, like a cut-rate special in the fiction department: if you sold six of them in one year, something wonderful happened to you. It was sort of like hitting the pinball machine in “The Time of Your Life”—flags went off, you got a lot of money, piano lessons for a year, a new pair of shoes, all that stuff. So I wrote these really sporadically at The New Yorker.

Mr. Que, Monday, 6 August 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

OK.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

this post is kinda SPOILERY- which is to say that i think the article's really good & that scanning it might sorta foreshadow some of its finer bon mots:

i thought it was really moving! i guess we could have a girls-thread style interrogation into to what degree something is maybe only rewarding if particularly familiar, ie if you are eligible for it, but i found it very affecting (& new yorker-ish in tone, really, re: n/a's comment, ie have your cake and tweet it too). stupid happy, the line about rolled-up sleeves, reading enough of a thing only to determine that its author was smart, capturing the minutiae of parner's-watchful-parents dynamics (she noticed that i pick all the carrots out of my stir fry); i was entertained. it mightn't have fit in w/the magazine more generally, in the sense that it says fucking and dick-slapped in the first graf, but it seems so redolent of those tenderly-handled, semi-wistful memories you have of early romance, to me, part aware of its naivete but super evocative of its rapture - "i would watch his strong back as he rose from bed to get a mason jar of water and think, That's mine".

i thought the bossypants extracts were good also so ymmv

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

xpost I don't get it, Que, are you looking to play "gotcha" with that Trillin quote? All I said was the style of Fey's and Dunham's pieces stood out for me, but I didn't say it was unprecedented within the hallowed annals of the magazine or anything. And I found them all fairly entertaining, anyhow, so no big deal.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

i just thought it was funny that you used the word casual to describe the pieces when the New Yorker has been running these kinds of pieces for a long time.

Mr. Que, Monday, 6 August 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

. . . and even called them casuals!

Mr. Que, Monday, 6 August 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

now ON IPHONE, current issue free

undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

Speaking of mobile NYer, anyone know why my Asus Transformer (Android) can't use the Android app?

Nothing cracks a turtle like Leeeon Uris (Leee), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

I cannot believe how hard it is to log in to the iPhone app. I've subscribed for years and there is no way in hell I'm getting into this thing. I can get into the archives online just fine.

Brakhage, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

I logged in okay, but it logged me out again, so could be a bug. btw nice that the editions are 27 mb and not 270 mb

undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

It doesn't help that Conde is partially running the back end, so you can have two logins (NYer and NYer Archives) ... the UI on this thing is annoying (filled out an entire form, hit 'done' which of course didn't submit the form, it erased it). I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume their servers are being hammered by fanboys like me, and try again tomorrow

Brakhage, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

Feel free to describe the wonderful world which I am forbidden to enter

Brakhage, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

it's nice, I've not explored properly yet (sick) but the interface is more considered than slapdash

undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

Just read Ryan Lizza's Paul Ryan article, pretty useless boilerplate bio stuff.

Just the latest in a recent string of know thine enemy pieces (see also: Newt, Koch Bros., other billionaire LA Republican fundraiser guy)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link

this no work 4 me

k3vin k., Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

Looks like Claressa shields, the boxer profiled a couple months ago, will be trying to win gold tmrw.

Moreno, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

hey, this is the fucking worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTiCulvL-lA

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 August 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

Fareed Zakaria: "Media reporters have pointed out that paragraphs in my Time column this week bear close similarities to paragraphs in Jill Lepore's essay in the April 23rd issue of The New Yorker. They are right. I made a terrible mistake. It is a serious lapse and one that is entirely my fault. I apologize unreservedly to her, to my editors at Time, and to my readers."

"Time has suspended Zakaria for his offense"

Brakhage, Friday, 10 August 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

i always kinda wonder if anyone ever genuinely does that by mistake -- like, reads something, silently absorbs its exact phrasing, and unknowingly regurgitates it -- or if the journalism industry is just filled with lazy ppl who believe they'll be the one who gets away with it, or 'everybody does it' or something. i assume zakaria's in the latter group, since his paragraph is virtually word-for-word plagiarism.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

I was kind of idly wondering in the Zakaria thread about the chance it was unintentional. Part of my job involves writing, and sometimes a word will strike me as particularly apt or evocative, and then I'll realize/discover that it was in a source I just consulted. But usually it's just a single word or maybe a short phrase. I think you're right, though, about Zakaria -- it's hard for me to imagine someone unwittingly copying the shape and structure of a whole paragraph.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

not every publication can have the same level of fact checking as the new yorker

kanye shiwen (dayo), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

i cant say i really care that zakaria barely reworded another writers paraphrasing of a book

max, Friday, 10 August 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

otm

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

I think our obsession with punishing plagiarism is becoming hysterical.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

I can't believe people do this? Like I don't even understand the impulse to steal words like that.

Mr. Que, Friday, 10 August 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

I think our obsession with punishing plagiarism is becoming hysterical.

Would you say the same thing about shoplifting? Probably not, right?

Mr. Que, Friday, 10 August 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

no because they're not the same thing

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

so plagiarism isn't stealing? what is it then?

Mr. Que, Friday, 10 August 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

Like jaymc said, anyone who writes a lot will unconsciously borrow words or even consciously emulate the way in which someone else's graceful or zingy sentence works. The trick is to catch it and rearrange it just so. It's Zakaria's misfortune to be caught stealing boilerplate.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

Like jaymc said, anyone who writes a lot will unconsciously borrow words or even consciously emulate the way in which someone else's graceful or zingy sentence works.

This isn't just stealing, its lazy writing. It's too hard to take fifteen minutes and rework someone's words? Lazy.

Mr. Que, Friday, 10 August 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

it's kind of hysterical to imagine zakaria reading the original and, presumably, trying to think of a way to put his own spin on it, and then coming up with this:

lepore:

As the governor of Texas explained in 1893, the “mission of the concealed deadly weapon is murder. To check it is the duty of every self-respecting, law-abiding man.

zakaria:

As the governor of Texas (Texas!) explained in 1893, the "mission of the concealed deadly weapon is murder. To check it is the duty of every self-respecting, law-abiding man."

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

as least as lazy as your not reading my second sentence, def.

xpost

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

Fareed Zakaria, Author of the Texas.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

this type of out-and-out plagiarism is some real bullshit but i'm kinda wary of the whole recent trend of charging writers with 'self-plagiarism' for stuff they've written for different publications -- if only because i, like i assume most writers, have a bunch of pet phrases that i use over and over again.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

no i read your sentence. you seem to be suggesting that this in unconscious for anyone who writes a lot. i disagree.

Mr. Que, Friday, 10 August 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

Have recent self-plagiarism charges been about "pet phrases", though?

boxall, Friday, 10 August 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

Like jaymc said, anyone who writes a lot will unconsciously borrow words or even consciously emulate the way in which someone else's graceful or zingy sentence works. The trick is to catch it and rearrange it just so. It's Zakaria's misfortune to be caught stealing boilerplate.

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, August 10, 2012 8:53 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's not "consciously emulating." He's stealing whole paragraphs and coming up with lazy little changes.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

it's of course possible that Zakaria thinks the original sentence is worth steadling.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

he didn't steal a "sentence." Did you even read what he wrote?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah there isn't much graceful or zingy (zingy!) about the sentences he copied.

boxall, Friday, 10 August 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

I'm referring to the sentences J.D. put side by side.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

Have recent self-plagiarism charges been about "pet phrases", though?

― boxall, Friday, August 10, 2012 8:59 PM (5 minutes ago)

more on the order of reusing entire paragraphs (obv a very bad idea), but i worry that it's a slipper slope.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

slippery, even.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

has fareed zakaria ever had an original thought? every time i've read him he's sounded like the 'international studies' majors i knew in college who read the economist and would say things like 'well, you know, globalization has really changed the whole game.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

On "This Week" for a while in the mid 2000s he was like their pet Middle Easterner.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

i cant say i really care that zakaria barely reworded another writers paraphrasing of a book
― max, Friday, August 10, 2012 8:43 PM

max otm (otm!)

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

I don't "care," but I also think TIME should fire him.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

with the whole shortage of paying jobs for ppl who write professionally thing i don't have any problems w/ one-strike plagiarism dismissals. plenty of talented writers out there who will always make up their own sentences.

Mordy, Friday, 10 August 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

i think it says something that it's the mediocre writers who always get caught doing this -- like, you can't imagine jill lepore ripping off a fareed zakaria piece.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

uh-oh!

CNN also said it was suspending Zakaria because he plagiarized the same material for a CNN.com blog post:

“We have reviewed Fareed Zakaria’s TIME column, for which he has apologized. He wrote a shorter blog post on CNN.com on the same issue which included similar unattributed excerpts. That blog post has been removed and CNN has suspended Fareed Zakaria while this matter is under review.”

Mr. Que, Friday, 10 August 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

who are some writers that haven't been caught plagiarizing yet but you wouldn't be surprised if they were? tom friedman? david brooks? really most of the NYT op-ed ppl. my only consideration is that w/out googling i'm not sure friedman + brooks haven't already been busted.

Mordy, Friday, 10 August 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

poor Bob Dylan!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

not technically the same thing, but according to alex cockburn, friedman basically ripped off one of his famous anecdotes from someone else -- as in, ripped off something that happened to cockburn's brother, and claimed that it happened to him:

http://mailman.lbo-talk.org/2000/2000-September/016822.html

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

idk Tom Friedman has always seemed uniquely and creatively corrupt in his use of language to me

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

like who the hell would he rip his signature mixed metaphors from?

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

even his book titles are inapt in their own special way

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

so plagiarism isn't stealing? what is it then?

kanye shiwen (dayo), Saturday, 11 August 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

keeping an eye on the competition

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 August 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

I can't believe people do this? Like I don't even understand the impulse to steal words like that.

― Mr. Que, Friday, August 10, 2012 4:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

people who do this shit are just busy and ambitious and im happy to see them fail not because its some huge crime against humanity but because theyre in it for themselves and not really offering anything, move over lames

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 August 2012 06:06 (eleven years ago) link

Lena Dunham's piece is both really good sentence by sentence and also fits the stereotype of New Yorker lifestyle sentence by sentence.

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Saturday, 11 August 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

the short story in the most recent issue was so empty and terrible it made me ashamed for having even read it i hope it was joke but i think it maybe wasnt

Lamp, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

i think i got lulled into a false sense of optimism re: short fiction in the nyer cuz i liked the f scott thing and the one about the dude that cheated on his gf was enraging but also at least readable and the mavis gallant stuff was so good that i thought maybe this one might be terrible i mean i liked the maille meloy one about wedding proxies and i thought this one might be similarly likable if slight but instead it was just a collection of the actual worst things including a list of bands a fake person would like on facebook that made me sadder than anything

Lamp, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

did you like the junot diaz one?

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

it made me angry but i liked the cadence of it and it was really engrossing although i wonder if everyone in boston isnt a racist they just realized that the narrator was a total piece of shit

actually everyone in boston is a racist n/m

Lamp, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

haha yeah really

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's telling that a lot of these plagiarists are extremely prolific practically public figures with their fingers in many pies. Between the books, columns, TV appearances and speaking engagements, at some point they either simply must struggled to churn out copy or grow so complacent they think no one will notice. Don't believe for a second that word for word phrases, sentences and paragraphs make it in accidentally, unless by "accident" they mean they were sloppy covering up their plagiarism.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

i have a feeling these guys have interns and grad students writing most of their stuff

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Saturday, 11 August 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

"You there, kid ... go find me a New Yorker piece to rip off. Only the good bit, please, I'm in a hurry. Now off with you!"

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 August 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

things i never read in the nyer:

- fiction (can't stand it in columns)
- shouts & murmurs
- that fucking horrible shopping column.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 August 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

I read the Shouts & Murmurs, which are short and occasionally good. Hate the shopping column. Totally forget the fiction is there except as a thank god reaction that there are 10 pages or whatever that I don't have to bother with. Sometimes I end up reading a book or collection by an author of one of those short pieces, and it's noted that it was excerpted in the New Yorker, and I think, huh, didn't read it.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 August 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

Hate the shopping column, too.

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Sunday, 12 August 2012 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

actually everyone in boston is a racist n/m

― Lamp, Saturday, August 11, 2012 1:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is not technically true, they are just horrible people

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 August 2012 07:08 (eleven years ago) link

is there really a shopping column btw

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 August 2012 07:09 (eleven years ago) link

Out and About with Miss Spending Account, or something like that. It's this arch local shop-a-log that's rife with prices.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 August 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

Like, the shopping column could be good if it were fictional parody, like The Cursing Mommy (which is getting its own book!). But alas.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 August 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

haha how many times has this thread had the shouts and murmurs/Patricia Marx/denby conversation

max, Sunday, 12 August 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

6?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 August 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

Also, we seem to be in an ebb period, without many pieces to talk about. Once the New Yorker hits a flow period, there'll be less talk of what's wrong.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 August 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

ive srsly never noticed the shopping column

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 August 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

patricia marx

horseshoe, Sunday, 12 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

it's mystifying

horseshoe, Sunday, 12 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

'on and off the avenue'

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 August 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

i complain about it every 6 mos or so

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 August 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

That's about how often it gets published anyway

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Sunday, 12 August 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

i also have never noticed the shopping column (is it in the happenings section?) either, for a second i thought you weirdos were referring to surowiecki.

balls, Sunday, 12 August 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

btw whats up w their urls too

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 August 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

hey joe theres a fn basketball game on

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 August 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

ya im sort of watching

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 August 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

i also have never noticed the shopping column (is it in the happenings section?) either, for a second i thought you weirdos were referring to surowiecki.

― balls, Sunday, August 12, 2012 11:17 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It only comes around now and then. It's in with the feature articles I think

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

they usually run 'on and off the avenue' in the spring and in the late fall during xmas shopping season. it would be useful article if a) i wanted to know where in manahattan i could buy $350 salad servers and b) that answer to that wasnt 'p much anywhere'.

i do kinda want to know what REAL nyers think of the 'table for two' reviews theyve been doin lately tho

Lamp, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

i've only eaten at one of those, i think -- neither the review nor my experience were very good.

i suspect dmr/max/dan are your go-to dudes

mookieproof, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

theyve been doing table for two forever haven't they? I don't have much of an opinion really, no better or worse than any other food writing in this city

max, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

yeah its probably about as old as the magazine its more that when i lived there it just seemed to be solely the purview of like nick paumgarten, wire fan and kinda terrible but lately it seems to cover more interesting places and be a little better or more interestingly written?

but i mean ive eaten at like one of the last half dozen or so places theyve reviewed so idk how reliable it actually is and was curious i guess

Lamp, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

have u eaten @ lady gagas parents restaurant? that review just seemed otm

johnny crunch, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

i actually like those lil table for 2s

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

- fiction (can't stand it in columns)

lol what!

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 13 August 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

probably meaning that NYer three column format--not ideal for fiction, at least for people used to reading it in books

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Monday, 13 August 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

i've eaten at a few table for two places both before and after reviews. it's sorta an easy way to find a hot restaurant i guess?

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

didn't know the new yorker yelped

kanye shiwen (dayo), Monday, 13 August 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link

at least they know enough to say 'people WHO yelp are a bunch of fucking savages'

mookieproof, Monday, 13 August 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

saväges

kanye shiwen (dayo), Monday, 13 August 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

jüst sö

mookieproof, Monday, 13 August 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

- fiction (can't stand it in columns)

lol what!

― reductio ad burzum (flopson), Sunday, August 12, 2012 8:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

probably meaning that NYer three column format--not ideal for fiction, at least for people used to reading it in books

― Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Sunday, August 12, 2012 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 13 August 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

things i never read in the nyer:

- fiction (can't stand it in columns)

haha this bothers me too -- something about the format is distracting in a 'DON'T FORGET YOU ARE READING THE NEW YORKER' kind of way.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 13 August 2012 05:46 (eleven years ago) link

i like columns, you fold your magazine into a reading tube

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:17 (eleven years ago) link

whatever next, longform bibles

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 13 August 2012 11:17 (eleven years ago) link

I had a friend who used to work at the New Yorker, and when they moved offices a few years back a lot of the staff was gifted stacks of old issues from the archives. My friend pointed out that as much as people like to bitch about the mag's layout, or especially its commercialization or whatever under Brown or even Remnick, it used to be so much worse! Like, 20 page stories on nothing with, like, ads running down the middle of the page and stuff. Total mess. I suppose anyone with one of those impossible to navigate Complete New Yorker collections can see for themselves how much more user friendly it has become.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 August 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

- fiction (can't stand it in columns)

lol what!

― reductio ad burzum (flopson), Sunday, August 12, 2012 8:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

probably meaning that NYer three column format--not ideal for fiction, at least for people used to reading it in books

― Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Sunday, August 12, 2012 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 13 August 2012 00:34 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i understood this and my post was not 1 of confusion but of disbelief at such a particular or petty reason (not that nyer fiction is worth reading anyways but)

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

would u read a really skinny book??

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

ew NO

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

it made me angry but i liked the cadence of it and it was really engrossing although i wonder if everyone in boston isnt a racist they just realized that the narrator was a total piece of shit

― Lamp, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:31 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya word asked because i am a fan of the writer but kind of hated this story and iirc there was another one with a similarly repulsive narrator, now wondering if the author is just such a shithead? i loved his novel, even the parts narrated by the sisters bf, but idk if i can get down with this level of depravity. like the way he justs lists girls is so dehumanizing, and i get that that's the point but then like, even more fully fleshed out characters made me feel the same way

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

pareene otm

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 17 August 2012 05:27 (eleven years ago) link

not a fan of adam gopnik and his review of some books on mormonism is typically glib but tacked on the end is a riff on mitt romney that however obvious seems otm. basically he says romney is driven less by religious righteousness than good ol' yuppie entitlement, that he sees financial success as proof of his virtue. gopnik sorta ties this in w/mormonism but i recognized in the few non-mormon rich folks i know. not all, but some people who become wealthy start to think 'hey i must be pretty special' - not profound but more insightful than i expected from gopnik.

(REAL NAME) (m coleman), Friday, 17 August 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

LOL the solemnity/earnestness of the 60mins profile embedded in that Salon takedown...^

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 17 August 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link

Next week is the, urgh, Swimsuit Issue.

Pilot Inspektor Leee (Leee), Friday, 17 August 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

trying to imagine the conversation between gawande and the cheesecake factory PR rep
"so you want to compare us to health care... as a favorable alternative? I... I'm really gonna have to talk to my supervisor about this..."

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 August 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

did that piece turn out to have any value? Cause as soon as I saw where it was going I was like DNW.

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Friday, 17 August 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

it was readable but i mostly just like his style. can't really rep for it.

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 August 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

swimsuit issue apparently has William Finnegan on surfing, so that's at least one positive for me

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Friday, 17 August 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

how do you guys have 'next week's new yorker' underground info

very sexual album (schlump), Friday, 17 August 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

i thought every week was a pre-vice-presidential-candidate-announcement effort to generate suspense

very sexual album (schlump), Friday, 17 August 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

they tweeted abt the finnegan story

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

ty. gonna keep my ear to the ground.

very sexual album (schlump), Friday, 17 August 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

Also announced on their blog.

Pilot Inspektor Leee (Leee), Saturday, 18 August 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link

i am david remnick

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 August 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

thought iatee was david remnick

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

i am iatee

lag∞n, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

gasp!

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

In hindsight a month later, funny that the giant Ben Stiller profile was kn the occasion of The Watch.

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

who reads that stuff?

flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

kinda like the big anna faris profile ahead of what's your number?

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 20 August 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

Yep.

Also this week, new Jane Mayer:
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/08/27/120827fa_fact_mayer

Wonder if she'll combine this with her Koch Bros. profile for a bok on billionaires and politics.

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Monday, 20 August 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/09/03/120903fa_fact_widdicombe?currentPage=all

I found this inneresting

iatee, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

he's kinda zuckerbergian

iatee, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

After that top 40 hitmakers piece, we get two more how the pop sausage is made pieces: the Bieber bro and the One Direction bros. One more article like those and I think I'm all set to dominate the top 40.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

the piece about the violinist is surprisingly good

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

ooh thanks for reminding me to read that one

There's gotta be an opposition party or something in Russia, right? (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

it made me actually want to listen to him. in fact I am right now

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

why surprisingly

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

violinist piece was v excellent imho, beiber bro was good, what an uninteresting fellow

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link

i reread the paragraphs about Bieber meeting up with The Wanted 3 times, and then ditched the article because life was complete.

he sees someone from the Wanted and they calling each other bro and comparing tats. Wanted guy lifts up his shirt and has one of his own lyrics tattooed there, and it's really embarrassing, but Bieber's like "cool tat bro, let me show you mine". Bieber reveals his tattoo of Christ praying and everyone in the Wanted is stunned. Bieber starts flicking everyone's balls. after a few failures he finally lands a solid hit on someone from the Wanted. the Wanted guy wants to hit him back but "doesn't want to hurt his pretty face" or something like that. Bieber's manager is like "HIT HIM IN THE BALLS, WE'RE FAMILY", but then Bieber starts crying. he doesn't want to get hit, no fairsies! waaaaaaaaah. "Where is my dressing room" he asks

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

yeah the bieber manager himself seems pretty zzzzzzzzz but any of the parts of the article featuring bieber are hilarious, he's so dumb and infantile

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

From the online section: an appraisal of Lester Bangs. I love the clueless comments.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

My favorite bit in the Bieber article:

Bieber greeted the members of the Wanted familiarly. (Braun’s policy, among his acts, is that “everyone’s family, everyone has to get along.”)

“It’s your birthday, bro?” Bieber said to Nathan Sykes, one of the band’s singers. He had been prepped by Braun, who was throwing Sykes a party that night, at the Playboy Mansion. The young men immediately began comparing tattoos. George lifted up his shirt to reveal some song lyrics: “We try / we fall / we live another day.”

“Dope,” Bieber said, and pulled up his pant leg to show, on his calf, a large tattoo of Jesus with hands clasped in prayer. (Bieber and his mother are devout Christians.) The Wanted members looked a little stunned.

Biebs trying to be cool by using slang.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

I think I have a small lit crush on Maria Bustillos ever since I read her joint-review of the Olive Garden on The Awl.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

We try / we fall / we live another day

THOSE were the lyrics. i was sitting here at work trying to come up with the most stupidest combination of words of all time (usually something that comes very easily to me), but i couldn't remember.

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

I guess wrt the violinist piece, I just didn't expect to be that impressed or surprised by the approach of a modern violinist, and also I thought from the title and taglines that it was about something else (e.g. maybe one of these dull "science of making a violin sound good" kind of pieces). But then the guy seemed totally OTM to me, and he kind of expressed something I had experienced but not identified in trying to find good recordings of various violin pieces (lately, on Spotify) and feeling like too many of them were similar to each other and not quite hitting me the way I wanted them to.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

Bieber’s fans, who call themselves Beliebers

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

I've lost all respect for the Biebster :(

I am one who socks (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

it's really sad, he is an irritating little shitstain

goole, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

Braun’s policy, among his acts, is that “everyone’s family, everyone has to get alongpunch everyone else in the dong.”

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

i reread the paragraphs about Bieber meeting up with The Wanted 3 times, and then ditched the article because life was complete.

he sees someone from the Wanted and they calling each other bro and comparing tats. Wanted guy lifts up his shirt and has one of his own lyrics tattooed there, and it's really embarrassing, but Bieber's like "cool tat bro, let me show you mine". Bieber reveals his tattoo of Christ praying and everyone in the Wanted is stunned. Bieber starts flicking everyone's balls. after a few failures he finally lands a solid hit on someone from the Wanted. the Wanted guy wants to hit him back but "doesn't want to hurt his pretty face" or something like that. Bieber's manager is like "HIT HIM IN THE BALLS, WE'RE FAMILY", but then Bieber starts crying. he doesn't want to get hit, no fairsies! waaaaaaaaah. "Where is my dressing room" he asks

― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, August 29, 2012 9:39 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha yes this was sublime

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

violinist piece was cool, you get a feeling for not only the guy's skill but also his inimitable artistry - to ppl who understand this kind of music better than i it must be like seeing marat safin play tennis for the first time, or manu ginobili playing basketball

k3vin k., Friday, 31 August 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone get to Anthony Lane's piece on Portrait of a Lady?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 September 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

i was gonna finish that issue on the train tonight - should i bother with that if I haven't read the novel?

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 September 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

story on confidential informants was pretty fucked up

ariel levy on naomi wolf's new book was pretty awesome

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

i liked the levy review too tho the 50 shades connection seemed forced

Mordy, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link

curious about jets and satanic verses

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

My last three issues have said WARNING LAST ISSUE on the front, and yesterday they accidentally mailed me an issue from 2-3 weeks ago.

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

WARNING WERE DRUNK

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

jets article has some solid LOLs, rushdie article is half fascinating and half weird (lots of self-aggrandizing and written in second person for some reason)

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

the 50 shades connection seemed forced

tru. tho tbh 50 shades sounded kind of ok in comparison to vagina: a new biography

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

i'll wait for the oral history

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

LOVED the Levy review. Much more elegantly devastating than the straight-up axe-grinding of, say, Katie Roiphe's Slate review.

Get wolves (DL), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

have to check it out, seeing all these headlines re her new book i realized i couldnt remember what i disliked abt naomi wolf

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

Going way back to the Rachel Carson/DDT/mosquito debate:

When the recently created Environmental Protection Agency banned DDT for most domestic uses in 1972, this ruling had no force in other parts of the world and the insecticide remained part of the international anti-malaria arsenal. The United States continued to manufacture and export DDT until the mid-1980s, and it has always been available from pesticide makers in other countries.

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2012/09/silent_spring_turns_50_biographer_william_souder_clears_up_myths_about_rachel_carson_.2.html

Ultramega OK Cupid (Leee), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

FYI, Ware has been sneaking himself into his past several covers, Where's Waldo? style. That's him on the bike in the lower left of the Sept. 17 issue.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

Catching up after being on vacation. Confidential informants article is seriously making my blood boil with fury. This is basically the death penalty for possession of weed.

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it took me several days to actually finish the youth ci piece. i'd read a page and have to put it down, so disturbing and enraging.

balls, Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

It is damning, yes

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 September 2012 05:46 (eleven years ago) link

jets article has some solid LOLs, rushdie article is half fascinating and half weird (lots of self-aggrandizing and written in second person for some reason)

I glanced at the Rushdie piece, and isn't it in third person?

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

Anyway, looking forward to that and the Elizabeth Warren profile once I finish the interminable article on the Danish architect.

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, third person, you're right. mixed up my terminology.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

Second person would be weird - like a choose your own adventure book but with a fatwa.

Get wolves (DL), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

you are not the kind of guy who would be the target of a fatwa at a place like this at this time of the morning

johnny crunch, Monday, 17 September 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

Your wife, who is falling out of love with you, calls you to say that 200 journalists are outside of your home. Do you:

a) Go home and fight through the mob of journalists to your home.
b) Ask your wife to meet you at your agent's office.
c) Say, "200? Exactly 200? It's very easy to make inaccurate estimates with a crowd that large, are you sure? I bet it's only 100."

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

You have written Haroun and The Sea of Stories.

Do you want to be a children's author? Go to page 43.
Do you want to divorce your model wife? Go to page 230.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

My English degree finally proves useful.

Also, GO TO PAGE 43 TO THE MAX.

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

lol lol lol

running like a young deer (symsymsym), Monday, 17 September 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

Thought the Rushdie piece was excellent, and I understand the impulse to write it in the 3rd person: both as a process, in order to step out from under that kind of shadow and describe it with any kind of objectivity; and as a kind of compensatory measure — he justifiably wants to sever the "I" from this story, to be regarded more for his work than his face/notoriety.

Also thought it was a good narrative strategy that dovetailed neatly w/ the historical sections....

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

ugh i couldn't read the gladwell thing about pedophiles, not even because of ugh gladwell, but it was just too disturbing and gross, it basically read like "how to be a pedophile"

good pieces this week: surprisingly touching profile of joe girardi, interesting piece about the first political consulting firm

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

really wish the contents flap on the front of the magazine read MALCOLM GLADWELL how to be a paedophile

let's get the banned back together (schlump), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that article was really disturbing. could possibly do some good, though (or lead to more witchhunts).

toby, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

My first fear was that Gladwell would have some sort of gimmick insight to offer on the subject. Which he didn't. But there were paragraphs in there that made my whole body cringe (b/c of the details).

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

i look forward to him including that article in his next book of mind-blowing essays for business-types

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

mind-blowing essays for child-molesters

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

mindful essays for child-blo[REDACTED]

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

from the author of BLINK and OUTLIERS: CREEPY GIGGLE

goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

confidential informants article, so sad. the details about the parents' new routines.

let's get the banned back together (schlump), Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

Just getting around to Kolbert's article on Neanderthals, really good. This was a startling detail, though:

While I was in Leipzig, I watched a graduate student cut the heads off some of the altered mice and then slice up their brains, like radishes.

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i love that article. the part about the desire to raft into uncharted territory separating neanderthal from man.

you are v far behind w/your stack of nyers, though.

let's get the banned back together (schlump), Friday, 21 September 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

this is now my favorite new yorker cartoon of all time:

http://i45.tinypic.com/1q4jdu.jpg

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 21 September 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

i liked the one with the political candidate kissing a baby while it was breastfeeding. i chortled a little at that one.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 21 September 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

it was good anyway (i love that he's brought his stick into the room. it adds another layer to the whole ridiculous situation, which is that he's still playing childish games while his wife is moving on to having sex with...uh...humans), but the fact that the man's arm resembles a deer leg takes it to a new level.

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 21 September 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

the stick is such a nice touch

balls, Friday, 21 September 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

this is now my favorite new yorker cartoon of all time:

http://i45.tinypic.com/1q4jdu.jpg

― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, September 21, 2012 5:39 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 22 September 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

What issue was the Kolbert neanderthal thing in? I feel like I missed that.

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 22 September 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

it was approx one zillion new yorker years ago

let's get the banned back together (schlump), Saturday, 22 September 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

i also like that neither the poodle or the deer-man look ashamed or startled at all. they're just like "fuck yeah we're having sex now, go play with your stick and get lost!"

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Saturday, 22 September 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

prelude to a threesome

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 September 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

damn, this gonorrhea article is really dispiriting. I hate to think we are approaching a time where condoms for oral sex are gonna need to be the way of the world.

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

compelling reasons to skip articles

let's get the banned back together (schlump), Monday, 24 September 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

(not really)

let's get the banned back together (schlump), Monday, 24 September 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

(i am sexually responsible)

let's get the banned back together (schlump), Monday, 24 September 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

I totally laughed at the snake/cell phone gag.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 September 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

haha

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 24 September 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

biden-as-server is good

roz chast is awful

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 September 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link

I like the "My wife! My best friend!" cartoon very much, but I think of it as an extremely funny twist (the stick! Poor doggie!) on a fairly common joke among couples where the pets are allowed in the bedroom. I know I've yelled it at napping wife and cat enough times that they both hate me.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 27 September 2012 08:30 (eleven years ago) link

i will admit that i laughed at the biden-as-waiter shouts and murmurs.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

it was a really good shouts and murmurs!

Mr. Que, Thursday, 27 September 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't read it yet, but imo Biden is always comedy gold.

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Thursday, 27 September 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

wait, in the new one? my subscription just lapsed, and i'm waiting for my resubscription issues to arrive. are you telling me that in the ONE issue of the new yorker that i've missed in the last 6-7 years, there's FINALLY a shouts and murmurs??!!?

WTF

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, finally a FUNNY shouts and murmurs??!?!

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2012/10/01/121001sh_shouts_barol

Mr. Que, Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

It’s the special. It’s the special.

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

Anybody read the review of the Seward bio? Good fun -- a great character.

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

i really liked the piece about Campaign, Inc

Mordy, Thursday, 27 September 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

i did! have been wanting to read a seward bio for some time -- he's my favorite character in vidal's 'lincoln.'

any thoughts on the jk rowling profile?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 27 September 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, mine too; I wish Vidal had written a Johnson-era nouvelle in which Seward stars.

taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 September 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

the rowling profile was really needlessly bitchy i thought

max, Thursday, 27 September 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

or not 'needlessly' -- fine to dislike rowling but came across as personal and mean rather than convincing. i felt like given the material it couldve been a lot more subtle

max, Thursday, 27 September 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

yes, i agree -- there's something slightly chilly and withheld about rowling's public persona which could have made for a really interesting profile but the writer just seemed interested in making her look as unpleasant as possible.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 27 September 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

didn't really get that feel--except for the "she asked for quote approval--we said no" thing. how was the writer making her look "as unpleasant as possible" by trying to find the good things in her new novel?

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Friday, 28 September 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

ha thats exactly it though, the kind of grudging "well if i look hard maybe theres something of value in this" tone

max, Friday, 28 September 2012 11:39 (eleven years ago) link

I had forgotten how much I like Tony Earley's prose; I gotta get the new collection based on this Jack and the Mad Dog story in this ish.

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

Roz Chast's cover for Sept. 24 is the worst NYer cover I've ever seen.

Death Grits 2 (WmC), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

i really liked the piece about Campaign, Inc

― Mordy, Thursday, September 27, 2012 10:16 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, just got around to this. Interesting. I've read about the '40s health care fight before, but it's infuriating all over again to learn more details. And the through-line to Haldeman and Roger Ailes is good. Fox News really is the ultimate extension of the whole Campaigns Inc. approach, but I bet even they would never have believed they could actually own and control an entire news network.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

Combs said that he considers Burkle a “mentor,” but also likes that he is “never too big to listen and learn. He’ll roll with me to a Jay-Z concert, he’ll roll with me to an ASAP Rocky concert—he’s into culture.”

johnny crunch, Monday, 1 October 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

disappointed the term sewards folly was never used cause thats still what I call alaska

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

crazy how the anti health care lobby are still using the same play book from 70 years ago, socialized medicine! what assholes

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

At the event, Cooperman handed the President two copies of “Inspired: My Life (So Far) in Poems,” a self-published book written by Courtney Cooperman, his fourteen-year-old granddaughter.

loool

barthes simpson, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

Cooperman was surprised that the President didn't send him a thank-you note or that Malia and Sasha Obama, for whom the books were intended as a gift and to whom Courtney wrote a separate letter, didn't write to Courtney. (After Cooperman grumbled to a few friends, including Cory Booker, the mayor of Newark, Michelle Obama did write. Booker, who was also a recipient of Courtney's book, promptly wrote her "a very nice note," Cooperman said.)

I hate to do this mr cooperman its really not my style but sir please up against the wall

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

If you give a gift expecting some sort of roi then it isn't really a gift.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

(so far)

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

this is the 2nd Butthurt Billionaires piece in a few weeks

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

America

Free, united,
Helping, working, playing,
The best country ever,
U.S.A.

obamana (abanana), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

feel like the Romney piece in last week's issue could be inserted into Richard Yates' Collected Stories without anyone noticing

unprotectable tweetz (schlump), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

needed some alcohol

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

http://randomcartoon.s3.amazonaws.com/126586.JPG

haha

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 8 October 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

that joe girardi profile was one of the worst articles i've ever read in the magazine btw. it read like so many of the short baseball books i used to devour in my school library when i was a kid - short, choppy paragraph -> quote -> repeat. i loved those books at the time, but i was seven then. i don't throw this word around lightly but it was probably the most meaningless thing (of moderate length) i've read in a long time.

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

the author's obsession with batting average, home runs, and RBI didn't really endear the piece to me either

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

i liked when they found the guy who threw gerardi the ball when he was a kid and he didnt know it was gerardi but he remembered him

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

i liked the short fiction piece about girls on a wire

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't love it, but the Joe Girardi profile was written by Gay Talese!

Sandy Denny Real Estate (jaymc), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

I mean, he's no hack.

Sandy Denny Real Estate (jaymc), Monday, 15 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it was pretty bad! even gay talese can write a bad article now and then.

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

i liked it

max, Monday, 15 October 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

yeah the girardi piece seemed to hover around sons becoming fathers and how baseball ties into this but never went big picture cuz really, everybody knows that tradition and specifically this kind of tradition and continuity is a big part of whatever appeal baseball has left. ultimately not much more than yr standard sports human interest type profile raised to nyer profile level cuz it was gay talese writing it and not rick reilly.

balls, Monday, 15 October 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

"Kim helped reconcile him to the move, however, telling him again and again, "This is God's plan." She resigned from her teaching job and headed to Denver, where she bought a pair of cowboy boots and rented an apartment."

embarrassingly i've never heard of this talese guy before - he seems like a big deal, and i'm definitely gonna read his famous joe d piece. but the whole piece was kind of relentlessly stupid and unsatisfying

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 October 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

he's pretty old now in fairness

Number None, Monday, 15 October 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

he's a big deal

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 October 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i was being serious about the big deal thing!

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 October 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

i felt like i got to know gerardi through the article and he is boring

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 15 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

yeah he's no don zimmer

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 October 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

Skimmed through the last few issues real quick.

Story about the hitman was amazing. Waiting for that movie to come out. Maybe David Simon will write/direct.

Also really into new issue story about bacteria. Makes a lot of sense.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

agree abt the bacteria article, well written & v interesting topic

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

looking forward to reading that one of my current fav topics

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

yeah hitman article was cool

reading the sandusky piece now

jon and kate catch h8 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

just a little thing but i thought it was weird that in the parks and rec piece this week, nussbaum says that "arrested development" used a faux-reality show/mockumentary format like "the office." i never felt like AD was supposed to be a documentary or reality show.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

The characters in AD were aware of the camera, but I'm not sure it was ever spelled out that it was a reality show or something. Seemed more like a meta- thing than anything specific.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

Idk isnt there that part in the court where they make the camera ppl leave?

just sayin, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe so. But at the same time, the camera often knows/shows information that the characters don't know -- like when George is living in the attic -- so it felt more like an undefined, free-form thing. Played for laughs when useful, ignored other times.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

huh yeah i guess so, good point (xpost). though i thought of that more as a weird meta joke than anything else. the narration is not very "reality show" and the characters don't seem particularly aware of the cameras to me.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

wait, how were the characters in AD aware of the camera?

jon and kate catch h8 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

oh heh next post. just a one-time joke iirc

jon and kate catch h8 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

I have memories of Jason Batemen giving a knowing/pained look to the camera i.e. Jim from the Office at least a few times.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

good issue so far-- the George Packer article about the Biden staffer was riveting, even though not much happened.

Binders Full of Mittens (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

that one was tl;dr for me. characteristically my favorite article was the one about the battling contingents on sark, the weird feudal island in the english channel.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

that sounds good, & i'm psyched for this issue, but how simultaneously good & long-term reorientingly depressing the last couple of big packer articles have been fills me w/dread

*buffs lens* (schlump), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

really enjoyed the last issue; lots of solid content top to bottom

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

I really don't like Nussbamum that much. I want to say this is the second or third piece she's written that just seems like a long list of shows she likes better than some show she mentioned at the beginning. Definitely the NYorker writer most likely to use the placeholder "like" in a piece, if, like, she hasn't already.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

i am crazy behind on my new yorkers but omg that larissa macfarquhar profile of hilary mantel from a few issues back was amazing! it made me want to read everything mantel ever wrote.

horseshoe, Friday, 26 October 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

if you haven't already, def read mantel. one of the few contemporary novelists i rate (obv wolf hall is gonna be the big one now, but i loved the one about the medium).

Mordy, Friday, 26 October 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

i am obsessed with her and want to write a novel about her now. (probably macfarguhar would do a better job of that.)

horseshoe, Friday, 26 October 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

i want to read the one about the french revolution

horseshoe, Friday, 26 October 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

i know i am very very late on mantel and i have no time to read gigantic novels but whatever

horseshoe, Friday, 26 October 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

where is max

horseshoe, Friday, 26 October 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

the best part about gigantic novels is that there's no time for them. You just start them and finish them 1-7 years later

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 26 October 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

Speaking of starting things and not finishing them, silby... :-D

seandalai lama (Leee), Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

What is Mantel's "thing" as a novelist?

seandalai lama (Leee), Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

she writes... mantelpieces!

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

the nyer piece was all u can't pin her down she doesn't have a style! idk I only read wolf hall and the sequel, masterpieces the both

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

wolf hall is not that long guys jeez. and it's a p quick read.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

I think she was talking abt the French book

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

eh bien

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

in the nyer piece it said she wrote the French one first but it was never published then like 15 years later she went back and rewrote parts of it and then released it which is kinda interesting

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 27 October 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

also she believes in ghosts

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 October 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

Speaking of starting things and not finishing them, silby... :-D

― seandalai lama (Leee), Friday, October 26, 2012 8:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait what month is it

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Saturday, 27 October 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

experiment in love is p good too

max, Saturday, 27 October 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

sooo macfarquhar kind of copped mantel's style for that profile, no? at least that's the effect i got, being not entirely familiar with each.

goole, Saturday, 27 October 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

yes it read like she was taking the mantel approach to mantel. maybe that's gimmicky? i loved it.

horseshoe, Saturday, 27 October 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

i think because it made it seem like macfarquhar had really fallen under her spell or something?

horseshoe, Saturday, 27 October 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

this week's issue was the best in probably a few years

Binders Full of Mittens (President Keyes), Sunday, 28 October 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

Good Jane Meyer piece tho I miss her writing on foreign policy.

Is seymour gone now?!?

Raymond Cummings, Monday, 29 October 2012 10:46 (eleven years ago) link

He's probably under deep cover, disguised as a chair in the Oval Office to get the scoop.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 October 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

Been wondering about him as well. Did a Democracy Now interview earlier in the summer. Still probably looking at Iran.

pretty even gender split (Eazy), Monday, 29 October 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

Lobbyist piece = was DAAAMN

Raymond Cummings, Monday, 29 October 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

Is the Lobbyist piece also the Biden piece? Which issue is that?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 October 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

It's the issue with Romney getting his tats crossed out on the cover.

Raymond Cummings, Monday, 29 October 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

that article is amazing. What's also amazing is how strong the agenda for this issue is.

1. talk of town replaced with extensive editorial endorsing Obamma
2. Financial article on dangers of romneycare
3. Article about voter fraud fraud
4. sark article, I skipped
5. on the obama campaign
6. this pretty long article which is essentially an ad for this book:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Payoff-Wall-Street-Always/dp/1935212966/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1351569897&sr=8-1&keywords=the+payoff

that's where I am so far. I'm not complaining.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, it's solid for sure

And I am TOTALLY buying that book

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

"also we’d sometimes see my friends there, and, like clockwork, there’d be this big argument about global monetary policy and whether Foghat was even real music."

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

it's like he knows us

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

that sark article was so great, i cant believe its non-fiction

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 10 November 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

Thought the "Iron Curtain" book review was so good I don't need to read the book.

The ?uestlove profile was great, too. It contained one of the saddest commentaries on race I've ever read, subtle though it may have been. After ?uestlove finishes an album, he likes to "test drive" it, playing in his car stereo as he drives around Philly. Growing up, the only people he knew who drove nice cars and big SUVs were drug dealers, so ?uestlove apparently drives a Scion. So he's driving his Scion around one night, and he gets pulled over not once, not twice, but three times. After the last time he asks the officer, come on, why me? And the officer admits that seeing a large black man driving around at night in a Scion, he basically assumed he had stolen the car from some college kid.

Damned if you do ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

I thought that article was interesting b/c I think ?uestlove is interesting, but there were some cringey middle-aged white-guy-writing-about-rap bits in it.

Sandy Denny Real Estate (jaymc), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

wait til you guys read the kid rock profile this week

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

(it's pretty boring)

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

Eh, I thought it struck a fine balance. No "Mr. ?uestlove," 41, who makes a living performing with many notable rapper musicians between jobs disc jockeying and serving as the music director for Jimmy Fallon, a television program watched by young people" sort of stuff. I thought it did a nice job dancing around the issue of making music listened to largely through white ears, or played for white audiences, or for "Pitchfork and Slate," while at the same time underscoring that there is no escape from race, going back to the "damned if you do ..." situation.

xpost Is there really a Kid Rock profile?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 November 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

yes

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

At least they captured him at the peak of his powers and popularity.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 November 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

Kelefa wrote it! was wondering what he was up to

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 November 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

Off the NYer again, kind of burned out on it. Will probably re-subscribe in six months or so.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

I probably don't need to ask, but is the Gopnik on geography article more of his Politics Gladwell shtick?

Gods Leee You Black Emperor (Leee), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

loved Menand's review of Applebaum's Iron Curtain (I put it in my library queue).

Just learned Alex Ross is queer.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

oh man this grateful dead piece lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

its kind of amazing

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:08 (eleven years ago) link

Good/bad amazing?

Khaleeesi (Leee), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

idk its m/l just a guy rhapsodizing abt dead bootlegs for a v long time

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

he stops to mention periodically how much his wife and other people hate this pastime

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:11 (eleven years ago) link

i... sort of enjoyed it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

screen names see print

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

I like the idea of some ponytailed writer pitching every day, for decades, a piece on his wife and him collecting Dead bootlegs until finally, bam, 2012 comes around and the mag relents.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link

Haha, I was just looking at the issue and somehow missed this

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

Loved the ?uestlove article, and loved the Kid Rock article. Kid Rock article was kind of funny. Like, it didn't make his music sound appealing or his politics or even personality but somehow he came across so humble and cool about things that you couldn't help but to kinda like the guy.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:53 (eleven years ago) link

i've been in the "can't help but like" camp since Devil Without a Cause tbh

sug life (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:58 (eleven years ago) link

ha so sark, i mean wtf is up w/ this place right?

chief beef (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

I've never actually heard his music except the werewolves of london one...and whatever thing he had on MTV during the first time around when he was the white rapper that wasn't Beastie Boys or 3rd Bass and before Vanilla Ice and House of Pain.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:42 (eleven years ago) link

its the worst music

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:55 (eleven years ago) link

remember that profile of him before he became famous in grand royal

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah. I read that issue over and over again when I was 14 or 15 and just starting to get into music. In those woeful pre-internet days growing up in suburban Scotland, Grand Royal seemed was an impossibly exciting glimpse into a world I was only dimly aware of, and the Kid Rock profile made him sound like a brilliant iconoclast. I was really excited to hear his music.

Then, a few years later, I did hear his music. It was terrible :(

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

Y U BRAEK HART KID ROCK

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

Every person I know who grew up with, has hung with, or even casually knows Kid Rock - and there are a shocking number, all things considered - says he is a great guy who gives a lot back to Detroit and generally has your back. His music is indeed terrible, but maybe that is what keeps him humble.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sure he is a nice guy - the New Yorker profile certainly made him seem decent. I guess I should probably let go of the disappointment over the quality of his musical offerings that has now plagued me for now more than half my life.

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, moveon.org.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

Who'd have guessed a thread on New Yorker articles could be so cathartic?

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

People who make terrible music often turn out to be really nice people. Unfortunately the opposite is also true :/

badg, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

music who makes people terrible nice?

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

Just learned Alex Ross is queer.

Yeah, I didn't learn this until I started following him on Twitter and he was promoting his partner's film.

HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

v. excited to read the Dead article

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

i knew people would complain about the dead article but i thought it was really good, aside from a couple of corny moments. did a nice job of explaining something i don't know much about to me, which is basically what i look for in a NYer article. this week's issue is solid, the article by the guy whose mom went to jail for shaking a baby and the profile of the controversial megachurch pastor were good too, and jill lepore on taxes had some interesting parts.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2012/11/after-gaza-a-single-state.html

Surprisingly concrete and radical position for something published in the NYer. A french tourist on the subway once saw my sister-in-law reading the new yorker and asked her "This magazine, what does it stand for? I cannot tell."

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

didn't kid rock beat eminem in some early rap competitions?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

yeah he choked, he was so mad, but he wouldnt give up that easy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like young kid rock and eminem struck a secret blood brothers bargain to set off to conquer rap using two different strategies, and who got which strategy depended on the toss of some D&D dice.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

Record store clerk friend of mine said Kid Rock came into the shop (pre MTC hit) and he bought "every good record in the store." I still find that hard to believe, though.

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

MTV, even.

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

Surprisingly concrete and radical position for something published in the NYer. A french tourist on the subway once saw my sister-in-law reading the new yorker and asked her "This magazine, what does it stand for? I cannot tell."

― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, November 20, 2012 11:41 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that reminds me of the italian journalist i sat next to at dinner once, who had covered war crimes trials in the hague and other important things, who said to me when i told her my beat was movies and food, "you only write about... pleassssure."

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

ironic nationality dialectic

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

anecdotes that could be newyorker cartoons

f (Lamp), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

s1ocki that is amazing

goole, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

i have been haunted by it ever since

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

xp I interviewed Kid Rock in 99 and really warmed to him despite having no connection to his music, politics, tastes, cultural reference points, etc. He's someone who knows exactly what he is, what he's into and what he's good at, and that genial self-assurance is so rare that it's kind of infectious. I liked him just as much in Kelefa's profile, unlike pretty much every other celebrity Romney supporter.

Deafening silence (DL), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

i haven't read the article yet but does it explain why he's into romney?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

he doesn't want to pay taxes, mainly

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, insofar as anyone can explain it.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

sannehs actually, look at how charming this red state icon is shtick is p dubious imho, like kid rock for all his rebel flag flying is harmless but his piece on michael savage was ridiculously credulous, he totally bought into the whole rushland bullshit con that theyre just entertainers

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

it has elements of the nyer aging npr listener explainer but more broadly falls into the common journalistic assumption that if their subject is being nice to them that represents an essential truth, the only piece of his that i can recall him not blowing tons smoke up the guys ass is will oldham, who was clearly a total dick

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

oldham was maybe more specifically suspicious of the whole process and kinda didnt give a fuck while everyone else are seasoned media players actively charming pants off a reporter

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

i guess painting someone who yr readership already thinks is an asshole as such is uninteresting for them idk

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

Kid Rock kept saying that he wanted a nerd to look after his money, and Romney is a nerd.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

Obama is also a nerd

beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

^this is the sort of push back any sort of responsible journalist would engage in

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

i would protest harping on that several years old michael savage piece except i remember just how credulous and awful it was - there are ways to write a non-straight up hatchet piece on a guy and still let them hang themselves w/ their words and actions (nearly any great negative celeb profile pulls this off), the times magazine did a piece on limbaugh that managed to give him his due while still letting the world know that no really, he's an asshole. thought this kid rock piece kinda managed that - didn't just go 'lol kid rock' but at the same time let us know that guy's existence is problematic at best (have no doubt it oversold the album he made w/ rick rubin though).

loved the dead piece, was kinda lolling at how long and aimless it was at times but at the same time wouldn't have minded if it had gone on a thousand words more.

balls, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

was kinda lolling at how long and aimless it was at times but at the same time wouldn't have minded if it had gone on
--balls

roffle

sug life (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

loved the dead piece, was kinda lolling at how long and aimless it was at times but at the same time wouldn't have minded if it had gone on a thousand words more.

form meets content

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

What did the New Yorker reader say when the drugs wore off? This Dead piece sucks!

(Haven't read it yet, just wanted to enlist the classic Dead joke.)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

ha that one actually gets a mention in the article *spoiler*

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

anybody make it through the iraqi family story with a dry eye? what a story. this whole issue's pretty great

liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 November 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

I did, but I have no more tears to shed.

Khaleeesi (Leee), Friday, 23 November 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

god that just ripped me apart. that family, the mother especially, what amazing, magnanimous people. fuck war

liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 November 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

this is the one about the soldier from a couple weeks back?, or something this week?

absurdly pro-D (schlump), Friday, 23 November 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

yeah the one from a couple weeks ago

liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 November 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

Just read that(skipping around and catching up). Intense.

dan selzer, Friday, 23 November 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

Kid Rock piece was pretty great, I thought. Interesting angle on race in that one.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 November 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

Thought the "Iron Curtain" book review was so good I don't need to read the book.

^^ this. excellent review.

Mordy, Saturday, 24 November 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

hate you guys encouraging me to rescind defeat/go back to my pile of unfinished new yorkers so much

absurdly pro-D (schlump), Saturday, 24 November 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

i've been doing that this month (30+ issues behind atm), it's brilliant

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 November 2012 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

Alex Ross on the centennial of "The Rite of Spring," regrettably paywalled, and regrettably only 2 pages: http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/musical/2012/11/19/121119crmu_music_ross

I was in a prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Saturday, 24 November 2012 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

Kid rock piece was great even though I don't give a fuck about kid rock - more interesting than ?uestlove piece

Raymond Cummings, Saturday, 24 November 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

that piece on the soldier who went back to speak to the victims of his squad's assault is kinda amazing

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 November 2012 06:08 (eleven years ago) link

As I read through the page and a half litany of negative things about the Dead, I briefly, agreeing fully, considered stopping, but it was otherwise a fine, fitfully funny piece.

Noticed yet another Nussbaum essay in the same issue that is basically a list of TV shows. Sort of the On and Off the Avenue of the television set.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 November 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

The piece on homosexual runaways was good.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, loved that. Great issue overall. China book review gave me some good titles to look for (PS rot in hell, Mao, you vicious POS)

Tomb Of Spatula (Jon Lewis), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

i lol'd repeatedly during the piece about the college football radio host in alabama. would love to check that show out and i have zero interest in college football. kudos

tobo73, Friday, 7 December 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

that piece on the soldier who went back to speak to the victims of his squad's assault is kinda amazing

― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 November 2012 02:08 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah for real. ty k3v for directing me back there. some really just stunning lines to contemplate from both angles - like a soldier defensively saying we didn't train for civilians.

~bacon trailblazer~ (schlump), Saturday, 8 December 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

i really enjoyed the food issue for like the first time this year btw. calvin trillin's schtick is comforting & amusing & the ottolenghi piece was the same, like an a+ weekend magazine supplement profile.

~bacon trailblazer~ (schlump), Saturday, 8 December 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

i'm always relieved when there's a "themed" issue because it means i can skip it and catch up :(

a friend got me one of atul gawande's books for christmas 2 years ago that i completely forgot about, starting that tonight

k3vin k., Saturday, 8 December 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

Checklist Manifesto?

I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Saturday, 8 December 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

no, complications. though i've heard my medical student and intern friends rave about that one, so i'm buying it for my stepfather (a surgeon) for hannukah

k3vin k., Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ the jim from tuscaloosa calls

johnny crunch, Sunday, 9 December 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

food issue seems ok so far, i think i am tired of the new yorker doing the whole hmmm there is a trendy restaurant out in los angeles now how fascinating thing

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 December 2012 07:06 (eleven years ago) link

Football radio guy piece I guess pointless but very entertaining. Homeless runaway teen story is extremely well written.

Food issue I thought was a let down, but I did like the underground dining piece, if only for the way it casually drops the fact that the subject was the personal chef for Nicolas Cage and his family for two years, which immediately made me go, what? I want to read a story about THAT.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 9 December 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

i dont really tbh

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 December 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone read any of the books by the guy who wrote the Mao review?

Tomb Of Spatula (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 9 December 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

get dexter filkins to write it, considering the ramifications
xp

~bacon trailblazer~ (schlump), Sunday, 9 December 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

xp nah but he had a great back & forth with niall fergusson in the london review of books after writing a harsh (but otm) review of his most recent book basically calling him racist & then laughing off nf's responses with quotes of him saying super racist shit. i recommend it

flopson, Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

btw since my friend giving me a free subscription to lrb (and the same friend passing me old copies of nyrb) i am totally becoming tom townsend from metropolitan, like i could even tell you about the review of pankaj mishra's newest book

flopson, Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

whole thing is here: http://www.lrb.co.uk/v33/n21/pankaj-mishra/watch-this-man

flopson, Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

Got a notice in the mail saying that my sub will automatically renew at the low-low price of $60.00 next year. WTF? I know that per issue that's a great deal, but damn, I think my introductory offer was something like $40 for two years.

I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Monday, 10 December 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

that's an amazing deal imo (I'm paying about the same for a digital subscription)

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 10 December 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

You mean the 1 year @ $60?

I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Monday, 10 December 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

I recently let my New Yorker sub lapse because at the rate they came I barely had time to read anything else. The LRB is better in that regard.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 10 December 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link

that's an amazing deal imo (I'm paying about the same for a digital subscription)

― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:55 (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah otm, there is literally nothing in my life that is as good value-for-money as the nyer. cheap at twice the price &c.

what is google (schlump), Monday, 10 December 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

You mean the 1 year @ $60?

yep

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 10 December 2012 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

fwiw I combine it with itms gift card discounts, so it's closer to us$50

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 10 December 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

Man, it's not just that the New Yorker is a weekly, it's that it's a weekly with a significant, huge number of beautifully written, interesting and informative pieces nearly every single weekthat often take months to get around to. $60 is a bargain.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 December 2012 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

/spoiled

I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Monday, 10 December 2012 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

one advantage of the digital subscription is that this week's edition is available exactly right now

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 10 December 2012 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

my print subscription lapsed months ago but i can still access the digital edition iirc

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 10 December 2012 05:03 (eleven years ago) link

my subscription is up in a month, planning to go digital-only at that point. It just works really well on the Nook for me.

Tomb Of Spatula (Jon Lewis), Monday, 10 December 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

I paid $29.99, I think, a few weeks ago. Educator's discount?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 December 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

Isn't digital only just a little bit less than the magazine, which also gives you digital?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 December 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

i somehow got a $25 "professional discount" in 07

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 10 December 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

xpost yes. It's really a tiny NYC apartment problem. The physical pile-up.

Tomb Of Spatula (Jon Lewis), Monday, 10 December 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

and an international subscription problem (us$112/yr for the print edition)

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

runaways piece is just arresting; making me look around more openly and less jaded at kids i see on the street

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

On the plus side, this week's issue has a fantastic piece about a guy who tested chemical weapons on military personnel. Pretty nuts.

On the minus side, it has one of the worst Shouts & Murmurs in recent history, and it's four times longer than normal too.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

Why do you torture yourself by reading S&M?

I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

I only actually read a tiny bit of it but the shtick was so dreadful that I had to mention it.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link

I have laughed at Shouts and Murmurs at least one time

wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

I'm such a glutton for punishment that I always read the S&M in the hopes that, oh yeah, THIS week will be the funny one.

HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://i50.tinypic.com/5z4ftj.jpg

dexpresso (Z S), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link

needs the statue of liberty weeping

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

it doesn't matter who holds the football - woody allen, jack handey, steve martin, david sedaris, bob odenkirk - they all fuck you in the end

dexpresso (Z S), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

wait does that mean Lucy was into pegging

wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

I don't read the New Yorker so idk but can anyone tell me anything about Margaret Talbot?

jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 05:59 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't read shouts and murmurs this week, but too bad for Simon rich, a previous ILX favorite.

Sax Blatterday (jaymc), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:10 (eleven years ago) link

chemical warfare guy article is super-disturbing so far

but also haha:

He was known for his affectations, including a pink convertible—which he drove with the top down, rain or shine—and a silver-tipped swagger stick made of a human fibula. A master parachutist, he sometimes jumped out a second-floor window after lunch.

dell (del), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

The most interesting man in the world.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

yes that quote jumped out at me too. it's a disturbing article but full of weird characters too.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

https://subscribe.newyorker.com/subscribe/newyorker/76255?source=NYR_global_rightRail_A
just re: all the subscription talk, i'd bite

what is google (schlump), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

The pretty run of the mill Trent Reznor profile was like listening to someone trying to awkwardly teach a new language to millions of people who already speak it.

"And instead of guitars, he used synthesizers and other electronic instruments, which when pressed produced all manner of sound. Sometimes, Reznor invoked a technique known to fans of industrial music as 'potty mouth.' Oh, you guys already know that? Hrm. Well, he was also in Nine Inch Nails, a popular rock and roll act. Oh, you knew that, too? Blast. Did you know he is full of rage? You did? Hrm. Did I mention the synthesizers?"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

hey did you guys read that new Kent Razorblade profile in the new yorker? apparently he's using the internet to distribute music

dexpresso (Z S), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

Air Conditioning Scion Invents 'Musical' Computer

the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

I love his work on the popular electronic divertissement "Quaken"

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

chemical warfare piece is freaking me the fuck out

乒乓, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

Nussbaum strikes again: her piece ostensibly on "The Hour" mentions no less than 22 other TV shows, many unrelated. Has she ever written an essay that is not a glorified list?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

i like nussbaum

max, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

her name means 'nut tree' doesn't it?

the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

I'd have no problem with her if nearly every (every?) one of her pieces was not just a litany of shows jumbled together into a loose thesis.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

btw, new yorker style guide question: in the chemical warfare article, at times the guy is referred to as "Van Sim" but at other times it's just "Sim"

what's up?

乒乓, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

batuman alert klaxon

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Monday, 17 December 2012 06:10 (eleven years ago) link

haha thenewyorker.com is a pretty good website

wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Monday, 17 December 2012 06:20 (eleven years ago) link

so the fiction this week... uncanny

sug life (rogermexico.), Monday, 17 December 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

i enjoy nussbaum's zings

running like a young deer (symsymsym), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

i love that constructed language article. something about the idea of "the #2 terrorist in ukraine" showing up at that conference totally cracks me up for some reason

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

zadie smith on joni mitchell was like something purpose-built to give ILM fits.

the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

Skipped it. Seems like a double - triple? - whammy of not interested.

That chem weapons epic, on the other hand - wow.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

i love that constructed language article. something about the idea of "the #2 terrorist in ukraine" showing up at that conference totally cracks me up for some reason

― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, December 17, 2012 10:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah this one was great. also enjoyed the article about the huge ship loaded with iron ore traveling across the arctic circle

i generally like zadie smith's novels (haven't read her new one yet) but that article was a mess

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

ugh yeah

max, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

kinda funny that of the 3 overlong rambly pieces about musicians this year my least favorite was zadie smith on joni mitchell and my favorite was the one about the dead

max, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

Dead one was really good. Struck a nice balance between taking its subject seriously without taking it too seriously.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

i couldn't get through the ZS piece despite the fact that she is a fellow ZS and that i'm currently going through my own "i've never liked joni mitchell but i'm starting to 'get' her" phase

dexpresso (Z S), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

I listened to 'blue' earlier this month when I was feeling 'blue' and I totally got it, after years of not getting it

乒乓, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

maybe you just had be feeling 'blue' to feel 'blue' I dunno

乒乓, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

can anybody tell me where the buffet line is?

乒乓, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

I saw an album called "More Songs About Buildings and Food." You already know who made that album. I did not. However the New Yorker thinks people will be interested in my long humble brag about how my expertise at novel reading has left me deficient in other areas.

President Keyes, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I often like ZS, but that article, ugh.

Sax Blatterday (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

The profile of Laurie Simmons was pretty boring, but I feel like that's because the subject is boring. I mean even the subject's art is boring, and even the subject of the subject's art is boring.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

no, that's not fair, her art isn't really boring, some of it is striking. I just think the way she talks about it is boring.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, that was a boring piece. I skimmed looking for a hook, but nope.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

the insertion of really literal quotes made it pretty hard going, i think. like it'd describe some period of her work, & then end on a line in which she said that it was a good time or a hard time. it felt so straightforward. i don't think it was bad or anything though.

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

I also get bored when Lena Dunham talks. I think it's partly just that her career is so short and she talks like she's such an accomplished artist with such a long history -- which, tbf, fits her schtick of her career being about itself from day 1.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

I just read that piece about the military experiments at Edgewood though, fuck. Nightmare material.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

and the zadie smith piece was terrible

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

I also get bored when Lena Dunham talks. I think it's partly just that her career is so short and she talks like she's such an accomplished artist with such a long history -- which, tbf, fits her schtick of her career being about itself from day 1.

― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:07 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, cf the stories about her sidling up to cindy sherman

i'm reading the edgewood piece now, it is not going anywhere i'm optimistic about

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

i just finished it up! my only complain is that it should have been titled Project DORK

"reading specialist" (Z S), Sunday, 23 December 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link

Lena Dunham actually kind of makes sense as an aspie with a fixation on artist's statements.

sug life (rogermexico.), Sunday, 23 December 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

Bill Wyman's review/synopsis of the Michael Jackson book is interesting/sad, although not a lot new covered in it.

john. a resident of chicago., Friday, 28 December 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

I want that MJ book so goddamn bad.

~farben~ (Jon Lewis), Friday, 28 December 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

I'm happy he spent a column explaining MJ's songwriting.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 December 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

yeah for sure. the last paragraph of the wyman article's very well rendered & moving, i think. also dug the batuman piece. last few issues v strong i think.

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Friday, 28 December 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

Kind of wish that the Ithkuil piece continued in the purely academic linguistics vein, rather than swerve into the weirdness, which I realize is the point of the article's thesis, but I'm a frustrated academic.

Only Built For Cuban Linux (Leee), Friday, 28 December 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

If you enjoyed the conlang stuff, I'd recommend Arika Okrent's book In the Land of Invented Languages, which IIRC was mentioned in the article.

Sax Blatterday (jaymc), Friday, 28 December 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

Still general interest, rather than academic, tho.

Sax Blatterday (jaymc), Friday, 28 December 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

That's fine, because I should've said that I've got the heart of a frustrated academic lol no grad skules want me.

Only Built For Cuban Linux (Leee), Friday, 28 December 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

liked the mendelsohn-mary renault story

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

The Danish TV one and the pickpocket dude are both pretty good, too.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

i just read this old one on ricky jay that made the pickpocket dude seem a little meh

they do love their magicians

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

i stayed up late to read the pickpocket one because i thought it was gonna be awesome but i ended up thinking everyone involved was kinda sad

fiscal cliff paul (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, the dude he retrieved from jail was sad for sure

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

did some catching up over the weekend. recent ones i particularly enjoyed: underground restaurant one, & jill lepore on the history of the income tax

fiscal cliff paul (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

can't believe they didn't mention bob arno, i was all about bob arno when this aired and i was like 12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hboPd9GzJxg

fiscal cliff paul (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

this week and last week both pretty zzzzzzz imo

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

aw really this week's email kind of excited me. you always read them so fast man wtf!

fiscal cliff paul (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

I skipped a ton of stuff this week. Patricia Marx (ugh), Muslim brotherhood (feel guilty about this but I'm tired of these pieces), John McPhee (not in the mood for long personal reminisces). Pedophilia piece was good but I skimmed some because it was so hard to read.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

I'm pretty ruthless about skipping in general because its the only way to stay on top of the issues while also reading other stuff.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

john mcphee rules tho

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

i stayed up late to read the pickpocket one because i thought it was gonna be awesome but i ended up thinking everyone involved was kinda sad

I didn't think Apollo was sad, really. The little A-Team he was trying to put together was a bust, and those guys were sad, but it was also a nice illustration of the difference between the pickpocket romance that he sells and the grubby reality. He's a smart guy, and I like how much effort he's put into figuring out why things work. (I looked up some youtubes of him doing his thing, and it is kind of amazing -- you know he's going to take someone's watch, and it's still hard to spot him doing it.)

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 04:26 (eleven years ago) link

I think Ricky Jay is the living person I would be most Beatles-in-64 awestruck to meet.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 05:15 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i didnt like the look of this weeks issue at all. havent been loving hessler in egypt really

max, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

i did just finally finish keith gessen's ice breaker think which was pretty good!

max, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

also the heller critic at large about 20somethings was horrendous

max, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

Just getting underway with icebreaker article myself, very gripping.

sunn o))) dude (Leee), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

toobin on civil rights and voting - will be short, will read
rachael aviv on the science of sex abuse - sure!
peter hessler on the egyptian power struggle - kind of out of the loop on this so i assume it'll be informative at least
joan acocella on st francis of assisi - def!

fiscal cliff paul (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

they autorenewed my sub at 90 bucks; just cancelled and will reup at about half that online. wtf nyorker

What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

whoah they better not try that shit with me. My sub is up this month and I'm intending to switch to electronic-only.

~farben~ (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

the review of the Thorton Wilder bio – a mixed one, which is the consensus – whetted my appetite for his fiction; otherwise, yeah, last week's was blah.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

this week and last week both pretty zzzzzzz imo

seven pages on how london yuppies like 'the killing' a lot seemed like too much but the personal essay on corresponding w/mary renault was really affecting and kinda saved the issue

but the newest one seems even less promising - i couldnt finish the piece about being in your 20s since it was just the same enraging nonsense it always is and i wanted to bail before he started talking about hbo pop culture phenomenon 'girls' - and i feel the same kindof disinterest in pieces about criminal injustice that you do about foreign policy i guess

once & future (Lamp), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

1/3 of the essay being a terrible approximation of 20something memoir was not a good choice

max, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah the mary renault piece was good. i knew there was something solid last week but couldn't remember.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

haha i thought you were referring to daniel mendelsohn's piece for a minute (xp)

once & future (Lamp), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

mary renault piece was nice

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

i wanna rewind a bit and talk about how lame the food issue was tho

the ottolenghi piece was so freakin boring... the food sounds nice but the guy isnt that interesting and by the time the author got around to doing a mini-profile on their cafe manager who is like, a really great manager, i could barely keep going

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

the calvin trillin was just ok and the private restaurants one was also extremely whogivesashitty

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like their profile game has been pretty weak lately tbh... the trent reznor one was also kind of unacceptable imo... he's a taciturn guy who makes music... doesnt talk alot about himself... nothing to say about him really... he is apparently nice irl... GREAT

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

i find it super lame that they feel they need to profile ppl just because they are popular in some way right now

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

like the ottolenghi one read like it should have been in some boostery london city lifestyle magazine

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

Kid Rock one was great, Reznor was w/e

the dyspeptic Hirax (Jon Lewis), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

i liked the kid rock one because he seemed like an actually sort of interesting character with a weird journey

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

nyer is kinda just one big explainer column

lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

Agree. Food issue was terrible.

Kid Rock profile overrated in this thread. :)

sean gramophone, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

all the time now when im reading stuff like the underground resto piece i think of your (or maxs?) description of the new yorker as something you read to have things to talk about to other people at dinner parties which is sort of an unwieldy description but exactly how a lot of pieces come off like 'oh, well the other day i was reading...' but that really isnt that bad because i mean you have to talk about something to yr friends coworker sitting beside you other than the weather and whats the most efficient biking route to get there xp

once & future (Lamp), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

ya the kid rock was not that great, hes not v interesting, also lol at the generous attempts to position the rubin produced album as tasteful and timeless, when i finally checked out the songs i had a v of course experience

lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

ya that was me xp B-)

lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

and of course i am like the #1 offender as far as this behavior goes

lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

i suffered the shock of recognition when you described it yes very much so

anyway i totally disagree with s1ocki about the london restaurateur piece i really love those low-key pieces about successful members of the professional class - other recent hilite was the long piece about the engineer that had worked in silicon valley - makes the world seem less relentlessly horrible to me all these reasonable people living their lives doing kinda cool stuff, making chicken for dinner

once & future (Lamp), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

ha, otm

i just started listening to the radio station here & it is a kinda npr/radio 4 analogue that ranges from softly spoken news to interesting documentaries with a boring guy talking about climate change & then panel shows in which people put on improv voices & make "jokes" to clipped studio laughter & it strikes me as a neat & exact litmus test of how much you are part of the demographic you are part of - like most people have a turn-off point where they think that the documentaries are too boring or the commentators are too something or the panel shows are just insufferable bullshit, even if it's material for which they're primed (like that guy bill maher, right, like you agree with him or whatever but he is just the living worst & makes you hate people you should have a sense of attunement w/). & i totally have the stomach for like a gentle & nice new yorker profile about a bourgeois guy & his food-shopping routine & the interactions he has at the market, & i am sufficiently distant from ever going to an underground restaurant that i can appreciate the vicarious thrill of just knowing that there are such things and being momentarily involved in that & its personal undercurrent of social deprivation & that's fine. but then i can't read shouts & murmurs even if it's woody allen writing it, or i get bored in book reviews sometimes. s1ocki is a food person, maybe all of this is too close to the bone, maybe it is like when you read a positive newspaper review of a group you dislike & then are curious whether all of the newspaper's contents is equally error-strewn & off & you just aren't informed enough to know it.

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

seems like there's a trend for these profile pieces on 80s/90s celebs--

(Kid Rock/Trent Reznor/Ben Stiller) got famous doing a somewhat disreputable thing (rapping/industrial/meta-comedy) and yet their careers have persevered and they've gained new respectability by doing new things(Romney themes/movie scores/uh, directing)

President Keyes, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

(alyssa milano) got famous for doing a somewhat disreputable thing (dating baseball players/soft pr0n/acting w tony danza) and yet her career has persevered and she's gained new respectability by doing new things (listening to stereolab/yo la tengo)

mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

loll

Sneezy Jean (Matt P), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

Kid Rock profile may not be anywhere near A+, but it's >>>>>>>>Reznor (he uses computers to make music!) and Stiller (he's a perfectionist when it comes to making shitty movies, especially his no-one-cares remake of "Walter Mitty!").

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

the Stiller piece was wonderful! full of a really ambivalent and ambiguous pathos, i thought.

sean gramophone, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

I thought it took too seriously a subject not really worth taking that seriously, five or so years after a piece like this should have run.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 January 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

Like, look the dude's track record, which has been this unbalanced pattern of "four for them, one for me." So many flops and shitty boilerplate sequels.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 January 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

ya the author's fascination in the reznor piece with the idea of using computers to make music was pretty bad, like, if you still haven't gotten over that, maybe you shouldn't be the person or the publication to be covering trent reznor

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

a friend of mine had the cassette of pretty hate machine melted into her dashboard by the sun

lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

see that would be a good talk of the town

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

s1ocki is a food person

it's 'bon vivant'

fiscal cliff paul (k3vin k.), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

With computers, Reznor can make any sounds he wants, even sounds that don't exist!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 January 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

he took a cello and a piano and put them together at the same time iirc

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

other recent hilite was the long piece about the engineer that had worked in silicon valley

Libertarian venture capital guy, or have I really fallen ?

sunn o))) dude (Leee), Saturday, 12 January 2013 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

... behind?

sunn o))) dude (Leee), Saturday, 12 January 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

William Trevor story in the latest. Anyone read it?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 12 January 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link

Patricia Marx on personal outsourcing actually made me lol in a gentle and predictable way

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Sunday, 13 January 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief is out (or nearly out, in my time zone).

(panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Thursday, 17 January 2013 06:36 (eleven years ago) link

wait how is this book not from the same project as Paul Haggis' article discussed upthread, how did I get so confused, that's not relevant to this thread at all now

(panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Thursday, 17 January 2013 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

>:(

(panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Thursday, 17 January 2013 06:38 (eleven years ago) link

oh lol I'm all confused. Yes, this book is the book by the writer who wrote that article. Hooray!

(panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Thursday, 17 January 2013 06:38 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really want to be mean, but roz chast *sux*

why won't maira kalman grace us with her works more regularly

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2013 07:09 (eleven years ago) link

sex offender piece was wrenching, almost vertiginous to me.

St. Francis piece is gold. It's gonna get my highest accolade (tearing it out to save in my files).

consistency is the owlbear of small minds (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i'm looking forward to reading both of those this weekend

fiscal cliff paul (k3vin k.), Friday, 18 January 2013 05:53 (eleven years ago) link

Gods! Last three issues all seemed to arrive within the last 1.5 weeks, plus my bedside pile has officially become "unstable."

SOPA Middleton (Leee), Friday, 18 January 2013 05:56 (eleven years ago) link

Unless said pile involves issues dated 2010, I don't want to hear about it.

quincie, Friday, 18 January 2013 06:06 (eleven years ago) link

Only goes back to 2011. ._.

SOPA Middleton (Leee), Friday, 18 January 2013 06:08 (eleven years ago) link

Thankfully the Jan 21 issue (obomber hearding cats on the cover) was unusually uninteresting (to me).

Much catching up to do, which can be accomplished in a couple of weeks thanks to lolunemployment.

quincie, Friday, 18 January 2013 06:10 (eleven years ago) link

Nussbaum only mentions six other shows in her Justified piece. Progress!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really want to be mean, but roz chast *sux*

I've been saying this for years.

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

love the mongolian dinosaur article

Procedure required that an arrest warrant be issued against the dinosaur itself, so the action became known as United States of America v One Tyranosaurus Bataar Skeleton.

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

xp Actually, I kind of chuckled at this one from a few months ago:

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/65/6527/OJ84100Z/posters/roz-chast-a-woman-stands-in-front-of-a-bookshelf-of-memoirs-in-a-bookstore-new-yorker-cartoon.jpg

But 99% of her stuff is lame.

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

i like roz chast

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

The Remnick story on the far right in Israel was a good terse account.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

roz chast = too many words

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

early roz chast is fine, she's just been doing the same thing for like thirty years and it's exhausted

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

Haha:

too many words

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, October 12, 2006 1:47 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Roz Chast: C/D

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

i was otm

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

JessiRoz Chastain

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

I finally got around to that Elizabeth Kolbert piece on the Dutch wilderness preserve. Like a lot of New Yorker articles, it seemed to take something that was interesting, but probably not worth more than a page or two, and stretch it severely. I think I also just don't usually love her pieces that much.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

I thought the Kolbert was interesting for being part of the zeitgeist in conservation that sez maybe preserving native species shouldn't be the end all be all.

SOPA Middleton (Leee), Thursday, 24 January 2013 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

three fb friends posted borowitz report abt republicans demanding Obama resign over beyonce lip synching thinking it was real like they've gone too far this time, oof

lag∞n, Friday, 25 January 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

all Canadians lol

lag∞n, Friday, 25 January 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

well there you go

k3vin k., Friday, 25 January 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

I uh thought the Tom Cruise S&M was funny.

SOPA Middleton (Leee), Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

Dr. Oz piece was unsatisfying.

quincie, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

Does it address the fact that wearing surgical scrubs at every appearance makes him look like an idiot?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

Or that going to medical school does not make you an expert in everything?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

No! Which is part of my disappointment! He should have been a totally intriguing subject, and instead it was just a very meh article. There was a little glimpse of a difficult father-son relationship, but it just scratched the surface.

TBF he did mention that the scrubs looked as though they had been tailored on Savile Row, but did not adequately capture how they, and he, are straight-up repugnant.

It was just really, really weak from a science/medical write of his stature.

quincie, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

it was pretty funny how they kept implying that he's totally controlled by his nutball wife

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

The Oz article is more about exposing him as a quack than telling any sort of intriguing story about Oz. Specter writes about science denialism and really has no interest in delving into the root cause of Oz's transition from respectable surgeon to believing in homeopathy/reiki and other bullshit.

Jeff, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

I think we know the root cause: Oprah, or more specifically, TV. Same thing with CNN's Sanjay Gupta. If you become an iconic, well-paid medical expert, then it's only a matter of time before you actually do think you're a Medical Expert and not just a doctor. And I bet it's just one step beyond that to believe you have, you know, magic powers.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

i watch dr oz on the tv sometimes at the gym (sound off), and i was always like, well maybe he's ok, but then on monday he was doing some whole homeopathic thing and i was like fuck this dude

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

http://i48.tinypic.com/izc3k8.jpg

Z S, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

i'm really glad that my mom watches dr oz and oprah and dr phil all of the time, they are the holy triumvirate of knowledge

Z S, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

they have so many great tips

Z S, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

Oz not fighting to vaccinate his kids because Reiki-mom don't wanna is :/.
I guess I wouldn't marry/procreate with anyone who questioned vaccination or practiced Reiki anyway, but I'd stage an epic fight over that shit.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

Thought the Dr Oz article was nicely done, a subtle takedown that leads you easily to the conclusions Specter wants you to draw.

Plasmon, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

i had never heard of dr. oz before : /

bits of the window-washer piece were great; i had not considered the window washers on 9/11, alas

mookieproof, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

I always roll my eyes when people make jokes about how New Yorker articles are all like "the cultural history of the paper clip," because really? Have you ever actually read the New Yorker? But I have to admit, when I opened up this week's issue and saw there was an article about window washers, I was like, OK, maybe you have a point. (I'm sure it's interesting, though.)

jaymc, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

i havent read that yet but i think window washers are fascinating

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

oh, it was a totally quintessential new yorker topic, but that doesn't make it bad

mookieproof, Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

Really interested to read the window washer article - I remember when the writer was a singles reviewer for Select (old early 1990s indie music magazine). It's kind of "ah, the boy done good" moment.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 31 January 2013 12:29 (eleven years ago) link

That dinosaur article is loooooong but entertaining.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

Is it me or has there been a dry run for the past 3-6 months? Some good stuff, but very little to press on a friend "you must read this" style

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, thank goodness. I think I've finally killed three or four back issues in the meantime!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

There have been a lot of "in the news/from the headlines" kind of pieces where I feel I already get the gist and don't need to get more details, however well presented. Also, their profiles have been kind of hit or miss, and they're usually pretty good.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

yeah the profiles have been super dull

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

Can (superrich person) change the way we think about (something)?

President Keyes, Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

can trent reznor make music with COMPUTERS!!?!?

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

Yes he can! He can make a computer sound like a cello crossed with a guitar! He can makes sounds ... THAT DON'T EXIST!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

Times Square thing was interesting. There's an 8 foot variation in level!

hibernaculum (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

Entertaining Thomas Mallon (author of a decent novel published last year on Nixon) article on the Checkers speech.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 January 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

agree that the nyorker has been suckin

flopson, Thursday, 31 January 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

I can't find where it is upthread, but someone talked about rejecting their $90 renewal deal and somehow getting the lower-priced deal to continue. How was this done? Simple insistence on the phone or some technicality? I'm really bad at negotiating with companies to extend deals.

ljubljana, Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

I've found that when faced with cancellation vs. compromise, they almost always choose compromise, so just insist on the old rate over the phone.

One time I renewed, then saw a subscription a little later for a lower rate. I called up the NYorker and asked them to give me the lower rate. When they said they couldn't do it, I told them I was just going to cancel, then, ask for a full refund, and then sign up at the lower advertised rate, and what was the point of that? She happily gave me the lower rate after all.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

did you leave a positive yelp review though?

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

i cancelled the renewal over the phone and then they sent me a renewal notice for much less

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

I'm only a couple sections into Jill Lepore's thing on military spending, but omg so much good: http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/atlarge/2013/01/28/130128crat_atlarge_lepore

SOPA Middleton (Leee), Saturday, 2 February 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

I'm such a phone wimp, but I'll try forks' method!

ljubljana, Saturday, 2 February 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

fantastic article this week about amy bishop, the professor who shot 6 of her colleagues

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

I thought the Dr. Oz profile was fascinating. Here's a guy who is respected by his peers as the top of one field (heart surgery), rejected as the top of another (TV show host/entertainer), and outright ridiculed for dabbling in all sorts of sub-medical bullshit, which the magazine not so subtly hangs on the shoulders of his wife. The best part is when Oz gives some excuse for bringing on hacks and charlatans, and the writer flat out calls him out on it by saying "I have no idea what you're talking about" or something. Also, gotta hurt when a previous mentor praises you, and then immediately says he would not recommend you for heart surgery.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 February 2013 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

The dug-up Joseph Mitchell piece <3 <3 <3

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 18 February 2013 07:52 (eleven years ago) link

child pornography piece was difficult to read for about a dozen different reasons. civil commitment is pretty wrong though imo

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

man I let the nyer have push privileges so they could tell me when there's a new issue now theyre all hey why dont you spend some time reading this fn article this weekend, what're u doin dudes

lag∞n, Friday, 1 March 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

Louis Menand's New Deal book review had several good recommendations.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 March 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

xp gotta b stingy w/ ur push privs

rachel aviv newtown article is p good

johnny crunch, Friday, 1 March 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

one day I granted push to some stuff just to see

lag∞n, Friday, 1 March 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

fuck push, i'll get to your app when i'm ready

book itchy (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 March 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

what's that? there's a new issue? on a monday? you don't say

book itchy (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

i'll get to your new issue when i open the app, which is the way i would always have got to your new issue

you dick bags

book itchy (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 March 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

Art for the Depardieu piece is not, eh, flattering.

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/p233/130225_r23191_p233.jpg

Liz Phair Dinkum (Leee), Saturday, 2 March 2013 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

tbh i have not seen a flattering image of depardieu in decades

≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 2 March 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

some real anne ramsey shit there

balls, Saturday, 2 March 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

That tank top is definitely more of a Depardon't

Deverly (Bangelo), Saturday, 2 March 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

lol, he looks like a grandma

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 March 2013 04:44 (eleven years ago) link

Just switched over to digital subscription since I'm vagabonding for 6-12 months. Going to take some getting used to after reading the print edition for, like, forever.

quincie, Saturday, 2 March 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

I just can't get over that Depardieu photo!!!

multi instru mentat list (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 2 March 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

That tank top is definitely more of a Depardon't

real lols.

Liz Phair Dinkum (Leee), Saturday, 2 March 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

Depardon't should enter the pop culture pun vernacular.

Purell piece was a long time coming, but I wanted more!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

Catching up on a bunch of issues, I thought Rachel Aviv's Netherland, about homeless LGBT teens, was extraordinary.

Nussbaum's consistently good. She's a real fan, whereas many highbrow critics operate on the basis that TV is generally beneath them except the occasional quality documentary. She's making SFJ look even drier. His Atoms for Peace review was like a scientist's description of something on a microscope slide.

Deafening silence (DL), Sunday, 3 March 2013 10:00 (eleven years ago) link

It's totally a matter of style, but I generally don't like Nussbaum, at least not in the mag. I've liked some of her blog posts, where the style works for her, but her essays have rarely offered me much in the way of insight. Like I've posted above, they're often just long lists of other shows she likes or liked, though she has shown glimmers of potential. (I should say I don't really like SFJ's writing in the mag that much, either; he is pretty dry but similarly unilluminating.) I've always been a fan of Lane (am I in the minority here?) because he's witty and funny yet informed and sometimes perceptive. I wish they had a TV person like that.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 March 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

Love the Lane, hate the Denby.

quincie, Sunday, 3 March 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

maybe a more interesting question than why does nussbaum suck is

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 March 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

why does tv criticism suck, its all onion av club level shit abt like show runners and callbacks and character arcs and other meager depressing ways of being

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 March 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

why does film crit suck? why does music crit suck? does art crit suck? why does crit suck? everyone hates the denby. its what brings us together as a people. i like the lane okay. you take what you can get.

scott seward, Sunday, 3 March 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

clone the menand. that's what i say. have the clones write the whole mag.

scott seward, Sunday, 3 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

otm

k3vin k., Sunday, 3 March 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

if someone paid me a good salary to write about t.v. for a living i would close my record store tomorrow and devote my life to it and be the greatest television critic in history. but it ain't gonna happen, so i'll just keep cleaning the mold off of dan fogelberg records.

scott seward, Sunday, 3 March 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

scott! tv crit is worse than the other crits

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 March 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

i liked that t.v. guide critic when i was a kid. i can still see his hirshfeld drawing in my head. he had to be kinda nice though.

scott seward, Sunday, 3 March 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

lane is not even good, but better than denby, maybe.

just sayin, Sunday, 3 March 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

love lane, such a good writer

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 March 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

that piece on the hipster chef has sooooooooooooo many choice lines. don't even know where to begin:

a tender piece of lamb half-buried under snippets of cat grass, periwinkle-blue borage blossoms, yellow-foot mushrooms, and “cocoa soil.” One side of the plate was devoted to a splat of beet-rhubarb verjus, darkly clotting. He called it Spring Slaughter.

scott seward, Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

Over a long dining table hung a mobile that Thornton fashioned from deer ribs and a jawbone he found in Oregon, and some lichen-covered pieces of apple wood he once used to make ice cream.

scott seward, Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

Thornton is thirty and skinny, five feet nine, with a lean, carved face and the playful, semi-wild bearing of a stray animal that half-remembers life at the hearth. People of an older generation adopt him. Three women consider themselves to be his mother; two men—neither one his father—call him son. Lost boys flock to him; at any given time, there are a couple of them camping on his floor, in tents and on bedrolls.

scott seward, Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

He remembers that one time when a social worker made her regular visit to the trailer Elesa was naked on the couch repeating the sentence “I cut up and chop the hamburger meat”—the only thing she said for several weeks—while he watched “Dennis the Menace” on a TV set with the back torn off to expose the wires, in case they housed surveillance equipment.

scott seward, Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

tents indoors? molecular camping

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

“He never makes the same fucking flavors twice,” he said. “They’re rainbows. You can’t catch them.”

scott seward, Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

love lane, such a good writer

― lag∞n, Sunday, March 3, 2013 6:46 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

just sayin, Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

no lol at u SEE

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

I think Lane is great and don't get why some people don't like him.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

Same here. I can see why his opinions might annoy you and some of his jokes fall flat but to say that he's a bad writer - nah.

Deafening silence (DL), Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

I think Lane is great and don't get why some people don't like him.

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, March 3, 2013 9:04 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This might explain a lil of it - http://urbanhonking.com/isawthat/2011/05/17/remember-the-ladies-2/

just sayin, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

Ah yes, Adam Gopnik my old pal–whose writing I genuinely enjoy and who seems like a great dude

...

buzza, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

:)

just sayin, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

I always found Lane oddly sex-obsessed, but sexist? Never noticed it. Is this a pervasive opinion? Still a good writer, and funny, and says good things about film, sometimes.

A little googling found this essay, that asserts Lane's "Dark Knight Rises" review was sexist ... against men!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 March 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

Lane and Denby are both great y'all are mad

Raymond Cummings, Monday, 4 March 2013 05:21 (eleven years ago) link

Lane's fun to read, and when he's really enthusiastic about something, it can be worth a look. But mostly he doesn't seem very interested in film, which is kind of a problem. Denby's just middlebrow nothingness. They shoulda grabbed Hoberman as soon as the Voice dumped him.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 4 March 2013 05:59 (eleven years ago) link

I don't get the impression Lane is uninterested in film at all. He does tend to lead with the less interesting film, or more Hollywood/commercial film, and then follow-up with a shorter review of a film that he likes more. But I may be misrepresenting his patterns. But he reads passionate to me, just not overly solemn or serious.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 March 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago) link

i think lane loves movies. hes a great writer too. dont know why they havent swapped out denby for brody

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

I occasionally agree with Denby's muddle-headed challops but he's such a damn Old Testament scold.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

I like Brody, but I think I like him most as this (literally) hidden gem of the magazine. He's free to write about more esoteric stuff, but he's relegated to a tiny corner of the front of book. And the web.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 March 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

brody's blog is usually pretty interesting

caek, Monday, 4 March 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

brody has hilarious taste in movies for a stern looking middle age man w/a huge beard

lag∞n, Monday, 4 March 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

i like this cryptobragging links to uninteresting news articles in many languages

caek, Monday, 4 March 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

i actually like lane when he's not writing about movies. denby is horrible. a horrible film critic. they should have thrown him out the door and hired hoberman. that would have been great.

scott seward, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

i skip denby but theres no way his reviews can compare in awfulness to how bad his books one abt getting divorced and jerking to internet porn and the other complaining abt mean blogs sound

lag∞n, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

My favorite pretentious film critic brag was when Jonathan Rosenbaum was writing about Dryer and referred to a new Dryer bio, but couldn't resist noting that the book was better in the original Dutch. I thought dude, there is no way you are fluent in Dutch, let alone fluent enough to read a biography in Dutch.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

The book was better in the original google translated Dutch.

Mordy, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

the book is better if you split it w yr date

lag∞n, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry posting from afar. Obv. I meant Dreyer, and I think the bio was in Danish. I blame google translate.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

røsenbaum

discreet, Monday, 4 March 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

A hint as to what Hersh is up to

http://m.democracynow.org/stories/11912

Raymond Cummings, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

Did we somehow never discuss the article about the lady who shot her bro and a roomful of fellow professors?

I just read the whole thing, and holy shit

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i had read the wired article about her but that was def incredibly interesting too

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 05:57 (eleven years ago) link

by the time the transgender teens piece had gotten around to talking about YouTube I had already been sucked away from the article and down a 2-hour k-hole of trans teen vlogging

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

bolshoi acid attack piece this week was great, also the crazy dudes diving into florida sinkholes and spending 21 hours underwater

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

that reads like criticism but its meant to be praise

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

Can someone summarise the Urban Honking piece about Lane? I mean, I might agree, but it was too annoying to actually read after a para.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

xpost

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

by the time the transgender teens piece had gotten around to talking about YouTube I had already been sucked away from the article and down a 2-hour k-hole of trans teen vlogging

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, March 12, 2013 9:53 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i.. sucked.. trans.. teen... hole ― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080)

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

just read the larissa macfarquhar piece on aaron swartz. so damn sad.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

i read the first half of that, felt like i got the idea and stopped

k3vin k., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

I get what you are saying gr80, I have a strange fascination with teens these days, and their feelings, and trans teen vlogging can be pretty powerful and encouraging.

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

havent read the article but teenagers are monsters

k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 March 2013 11:44 (eleven years ago) link

otm

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 11:52 (eleven years ago) link

The Urban Honking piece is a prime example of awful internet writing. Lane may indeed be an insidious misogynist but she mounts a half-assed case drizzled with lazy snark.

Read the rest of the Swartz piece k3vin - it gets richer as it progresses.

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

i support the causes of trans teens, but i will oppose to the death their right to use "transition" as a verb

k3vin k., Friday, 15 March 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

that is a fairly common verb

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 15 March 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

a. intr. To make or undergo a transition (from one state, system, etc. to or into another); to change over or switch.

1975 Aviation Week & Space Technol. 6 Jan. 43/3 Transitioning to the advanced displays from the basic dial indicators found in standard aircraft sometimes causes minor confusion.

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 15 March 2013 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

originally aviation jargon!

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 15 March 2013 04:48 (eleven years ago) link

also, apposite:

1986 New Yorker 19 May 28/2 There can be something almost quaint, in our meeting here like this talking about Texas in transition, when the overriding question..is whether there will be anything to transition to.

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 15 March 2013 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

slocki did u know irregardless is in the dictionary

k3vin k., Friday, 15 March 2013 11:21 (eleven years ago) link

no

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 15 March 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

all words are words

lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

end of story

lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

made up of words

lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

Words all the way down.

Nilmar Garciaparra (Leee), Friday, 15 March 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

great features this week i thought: lepore's history of the legal system & torture was one of her best pieces, transgender teens piece was v informative and even-handed, & the russian ballet story was riveting! i'd missed that on the news

also i'm finally starting david grann's "the devil and sherlock holmes", thanks max

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

i liked the bader ginsberg profile; she seems like a chill lady

If Boehner's boner ever had a boner for another boner (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 March 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

tbh there was some language in the trans teens piece that some trans folks and queer theorists would probably take issue with

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

how unusual

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol

just read "trial by fire" and wow

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 March 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

As I said in the SCOTUS thread, I thought the Ginsburg piece was kind of puffy, the legal stuff didn't seem that sound and Toobin seems to be overstating her influence(?) (e.g. does Ginsburg's dissent in the Ledbetter case genuinely represent some noteworthy break with traditional SCOTUS roles?), but the human interest stuff was engrossing.

Nilmar Garciaparra (Leee), Sunday, 17 March 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

The ballet article vis-a-vis the acid throwing, threatens to look very one-sided, because Filin seems far too reasonable for someone in his position. I do like the brief history of ballet in Russia/USSR, though, esp. Kruschev perving on the ballerinas.

Nilmar Garciaparra (Leee), Sunday, 17 March 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

I enjoyed the ballet/acid-throwing article quite a bit. I didn't think it was too one-sided, but then again, I don't know anything about ballet, so maybe Tsiskaridze is right and Filin is really ruining the Bolshoi. I guess the article did make him seem sort of a pompous nut-job, but one with a gift for morose Russian snark and great hair.

o. nate, Sunday, 17 March 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

why the hell won't this thread bookmark

Heez, Monday, 18 March 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

i laughed at the marv albert shouts and murmurs

mookieproof, Monday, 18 March 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

lena dunham writes about dogs

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

yeaahhhh i'm skipping that one

k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 March 2013 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

I'll read anything about the doggehs.

Leeeyoncé (Leee), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

who dont want to read abt dawgs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

cats

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

Purell piece was great! I say this as a germophobe. Though like someone said up thread, would've loved a few extra pages. Best parts for me is the paragraph that points out the trade off of the hygiene hypothesis, and how alcohol based sanitizers don't promote microbial resistance.

Leeeyoncé (Leee), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 06:18 (eleven years ago) link

lol yes "it's like humans developing a resistance to bullets"

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 10:51 (eleven years ago) link

I liked the Dapper Dan profile

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

very few articles feature Fat Joe, Sonia Sotomayor and Mike Tyson

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

lol yes "it's like humans developing a resistance to bullets"

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, March 19, 2013 6:51 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loved this & it totally busted a lot of myths i believed in

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, that Purell article converted me from a skeptic to a believer when it comes to hand sanitizers. Not that I intend to start carrying some around with me.

o. nate, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

same here. Always thought it was crazy. I was like "where does the dirt go?!?!". But that's not really what it's for.

Been telling EVERYONE all about how bad tongs are since reading that.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

I actually liked most of the Style issue--Dapper Dan, the crazy billionaire aussie lady, the punk fashion article had some Richard Hell stuff, even the Lena Dunham, though way beneath NYer's standards, did have a circle of puppies sucking each other's dicks.

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

Post Purell article, I walked down the street and bought four to scatter around the house. My wife was a little miffed, but on the other hand, we will never get sick again!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

The Dapper Dan article was excellent.

That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

ugh I am not getting along very well with the digital edition on my laptop. Gonna try a free sample for the Kindle.

quincie, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

it only works in internet explorer for me (on a computer)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

It is technically working fine in Chrome for me; I just hate it and wish I could go back to print :(

quincie, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

I wish I could just dip my laptop in Kindle, web browser, phone, car, books, stereo, pretty much anything in Purell.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

is there an app for computers or are you just using the site where its laid out like the magazine because ya that totally blows, the ios apps are p sweet tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

does the article have anything to say about purell vs. just plain water?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

forget most of the article now but for the most part alcohol-based hand rubs = soap + water unless your hands are visibly soiled

gawande really should have been given this article tho

k3vin k., Wednesday, 20 March 2013 00:28 (eleven years ago) link

dapper Dan and Australian mining heiress articles were both excellent

Purell piece was ok but oddly uncritical, it was basically an article-length ad

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

it's really, really awesome tbf

k3vin k., Wednesday, 20 March 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

i drink the stuff

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

doesn't mix well with Hendricks

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

Basically says to get the same results with regular handwashing requires a ridiculously thorough and rigorous regiment of hand washing.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

I bet washing with Hendrick's would get pretty good results, too.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

OK so the Kindle version is much better than the laid-out-like-a-magazine Web version, gonna cancel that shit after I dip into some of the must-reads that I missed over the past couple of months.

quincie, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I just upgraded from Nook Simple Touch to Nook HD and NYer looks/acts great on this. Still faced with the same perpetual dilemma of not having time to read the magazine AND any books though...

Jeff "Skink" Baxter (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

so depressing when you pick up a NYer and there is NOTHING in it you want to read--

- Another guantanamo article
- Florida sinkholes (ok that one sounds sort of cool)
- Something about the Bolshoi
- transgender surger for teens
- a review of "Consider the Fork: A History of How We Cook and What We Eat" which sounds sort of like a history of "Transportation" or "Buildings"
- Someone I've never heard of at the Whitney
- David Bowie's new record "Actually, I'm Not Dead Yet"
etc

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

The transgender article is good

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

yes, i can imagine that would be depressing

ò_ó, ó_ò, õ_o (Lamp), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

that was a really good issue actually

k3vin k., Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

alright then, subway ride home

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

i mean i only read the front and the features but the guantanamo, bolshoi, and transgender articles were all quality

k3vin k., Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

loved that issue, even the fiction, which i usually skip, was good.

mizzell, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

a history of "Transportation" or "Buildings"

Both of these articles also sound awesome, btw.

i kant believe it's not buffon (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

i started to read the food one or whatever but then i decided that life was short

k3vin k., Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

so depressing when you pick up a NYer and there is NOTHING in it you want to read--

Wow, I was actually thinking this was the first issue in a long time where I was interested in almost every single article.

jaymc, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

Just realized that those new yorker articles are real and weren't a parody.

Cunga, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

hurting u crazy that is an amazing lineup

max, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

hurting can we get an apology for your comments earlier re: the articles

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

Dapper Dan story is great. This kind of stuff is where Kelefa shines, pop-culture stuff that none of their other regulars has the background or comfort zone for.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

echoing everyone else who said the transgender teens article was good

the description of one of them as a younger child sounded so much like my life up to about 9. strangers would often refer to me as a boy and I remember being cross if my mother corrected them. I was totally in denial about growing up to be a woman; now I am the boringest straight cis woman and can't imagine life any other way.

sometimes I wonder what would have happened had FTM trans identity been even talked about as possible when I was young, had I not had a body that was very much not man-shaped, had boys not come to seem like the enemy during puberty, so I do have some sympathy for the parents/nurse expressing doubts. but the kids seem like good people who've got things unnervingly sussed out and the largely positive reactions some of them mention are exciting - good luck to them!

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

i didnt read the article but teens def should not be allowed to make any major life decisions, their brains are not fully formed, science fact

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

you would like the article because it centers around that issue

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

note to self: never use the words "centers around" ever again
sorry humanity, i'm trying to get better, i really am

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

idk i didn't read the article either (lol) but i think in the case of a kid who identifies as transgender that it's fair to consider going through puberty as their assigned gender a bigger, more lasting life decision than for instance taking hormones to delay puberty

1staethyr, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

i plan on reading this article, in fact every single page of that issue looks singularly fascinating

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

dapper dan article was awesome; what a rad footnote in american history

what issue was the sinkholes piece in?

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

the one previous

ò_ó, ó_ò, õ_o (Lamp), Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

Lena Dunham, though way beneath NYer's standards, did have a circle of puppies sucking each other's dicks.

― gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Tuesday, March 19, 2013 11:50 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

excellent point, thank you

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

*flips through pages furiously*

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

Kelefa was AWOL for a while, good to see him back in action.

Wow, I was actually thinking this was the first issue in a long time where I was interested in almost every single article.

Totes. Sinkhole was good, ballet was good, transgender was good (we have a friend with a daughter in 4th grade who was born male but who has identified female her whole short life). Didn't read Guantanamo, but I'm sure that was good, too.

And then I get the new issue, which not only has a Lena Denham piece (not interested) and not one but two articles that drop the word "punk" into their table of contents description. Style issue, right? Often good stuff in there, but I'll wait to hear more pros than just the Dapper Dan.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

i saw the newest issue at the airport and it looked like it said something about burmese punks but these article wasn't in my kindle version?

again, the article about the australian mining heiress this week is also very good - good mix of dry facts and juicy gossip

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

the sinkhole article isn't bad, and the one on trans kids made me tear up a bit.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

burmese punks thing was just a couple of photos.

mizzell, Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

Wish their photo features were longer. It's always 2-4 pictures.

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

lold @ "wall to wall gina" in the aussie heiress article

johnny crunch, Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

Kelefa was AWOL for a while, good to see him back in action.

He wrote that article about scotch a few weeks back.

jaymc, Friday, 22 March 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

Zactly. There were several months missing, followed by a bunch of stuff: Kid Rock, scotch, evangelist, Dapper Dan. Looks like he didn't have anything in the magazine between last May and November before that.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 March 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

the whole style issue was v good( tho i didnt read the fiction)

johnny crunch, Friday, 22 March 2013 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ "we wanted to let people use their smart phones to project images on to a gigantic statue of vivienne westwood so they can get a feel for what DIY punk really is"

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 22 March 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

Ppl who read this on Fancy Kindle (Fire?) and/or Nooks: do you get photos and/or comics? I assume you get those on the iPad app?

I like reading the plain text version on my Not Fancy Kindle (NotFire), but wish I had the funnies :(

quincie, Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

ipad yes

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

I can almost justify buying an ipad for an improved digital NYer experience, but not quite.

quincie, Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

kindle version has the comics, they're just all at the end for some reason

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:26 (eleven years ago) link

regular non-fancy Kindle? How did I miss that?

quincie, Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

because they're past the letters and contributor profiles and everything, and they're alone on the second page of the contents

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

Oh sweet I found them, thanks! I'm on my first Kindle issue and hadn't messed with the content navigation.

quincie, Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

at least on the Kindle I could adjust the test size. the ipad ap is some magnifying glass needing shit.

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

uh, text size

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

http://newyorker.com/reporting/2013/04/01/130401fa_fact_fisher?currentPage=all

harrowing history of abuse at horace mann

k3vin k., Saturday, 23 March 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't read this, and it's old, but:

  • David Grann
  • Giant squids
http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2004/05/24/040524fa_fact1

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

that's the next story in my david grann book! i was just about to start it

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 March 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

that is such an amazing story

zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 March 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

btw the one from december about the DMV middle manager who invented his own language and then discovered it had been adopted by a crazy russian far-right psy-ops militant movement was so so good

zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 March 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i loved that story

From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

ditto

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

the one abt the guatemalan assassination is my fav

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

from like early last year?

zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol sick burn get with it gramps

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

people keep mentioning going to guatemala & I always feel like saying HEY didn't you read that article it's TERRIFYING there

schlump, Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

ha yeah i had that conversation recently

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

peak grann everyone check it out http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/04/04/110404fa_fact_grann?currentPage=all

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

*** SPOILER ABOUT THAT ONE ***

that lede is so great, the way it changes meaning once you read the whole story is so good]

*** SPOILERS ALERTS *****

zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

ha yeah

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

is that 1 in the book?

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

Horrible Aussie mining billionaire story is awesome. Worst non war criminal person ever?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 24 March 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/skip2.jpg

balls, Sunday, 24 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

lol

mookieproof, Sunday, 24 March 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

balls otm. xp

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Sunday, 24 March 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

lol yes otm

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 March 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

Horrible Aussie mining billionaire story is awesome. Worst non war criminal person ever?

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 March 2013 07:06 (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she's fairly awful. her transparent efforts to control the press for her own were (and still are) just vile.

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

for her own *interests

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

the whole grann book is legit

I only get 7 per cent of display names (cozen), Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

xp this is the 'poem' she wrote last year

Our Future

The globe is sadly groaning with debt, poverty and strife
And billions now are pleading to enjoy a better life
Their hope lies with resources buried deep within the earth
And the enterprise and capital which give each project worth
Is our future threatened with massive debts run up by political hacks
Who dig themselves out by unleashing rampant tax
The end result is sending Australian investment, growth and jobs offshore
This type of direction is harmful to our core
Some envious unthinking people have been conned
To think prosperity is created by waving a magic wand
Through such unfortunate ignorance, too much abuse is hurled
Against miners, workers and related industries who strive to build the world
Develop North Australia, embrace multiculturalism and welcome short term foreign workers to our shores
To benefit from the export of our minerals and ores
The world's poor need our resources: do not leave them to their fate
Our nation needs special economic zones and wiser government, before it is too late.

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

The Rose Porteous story (identified as Rose Lacson in the Gina Rinheart article) is just as interesting and possibly more lurid

badg, Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

OK I'm like the most stupid NYer subscriber I think? Soooooo like some articles are available at nyer.com for free? 'Cause I like reading that format sooooooo much better than the tiny-magazine-digitized-from-print format. Can I get full issues in that free-on-nyerdotcom somehow?

Why am I having so much trouble with these, geez.

quincie, Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

yeah only some articles are free and in the good format

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

the rest are pay and in the bad format

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

FML

quincie, Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

youd think they could just suck all the text out and dump it in the good format im not sure what the problem is

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

actually I think I deal with the Kindle but I am not gonna go back and pay to get articles from issues past (for which I would have to pay for Kindle, and I have this dumb online archive subscription for the moment).

So before I cancel dumb online archive subscription and stick to Kindle-only going forward, pleasepleaseplease can ya'll help me with of must-reads from like the past 12 months? Just whatever you remember being awesome in addition to trans teens and giant squids.

quincie, Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

there is a not very useful thread fwiw This is the thread where we point out goodies we find in *The Complete New Yorker*

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

the other David grann piece about the American spy for Cuba is the first thing that comes to mind

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

And yeah this one: btw the one from december about the DMV middle manager who invented his own language and then discovered it had been adopted by a crazy russian far-right psy-ops militant movement was so so good

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

Ice craem man help me out here with the more recent stuff. In no particular order, I have something like:

1) trans teens (aren't there two articles on this? 2)giant squid 3) language inventor 4) Cuban spy (thanks N/A)

5-20 = ?

quincie, Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

the other David grann piece about the American spy for Cuba is the first thing that comes to mind

― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, March 24, 2013 7:34 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

second this

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

squid piece is old btw

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

btw that squid guy REALLY loves neil diamond huh

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

other awesome pieces that come to mind

- libertarian billionaire by george packer
- all louis menand, partic his pieces on dwight macdonald and ts eliot
- "dr don" pharmacist in rural colorado or whatever
- bitcoins
- james suroweicki's recent column on the soda tax
- atul gawande on "hot spotting" (this may not be within a year but as a health care person you should read it)
- piece on dakotah eliason and the juvenile justice system
- tyler clementi :(
- caro on LBJ
- raw milk crazies
- genetically modified mosquitos
- violinist
- confidential informants
- sark
- soldier who tries to track down the family he massacred in iraq
- rachel aviv on sex offenders

k3vin k., Monday, 25 March 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

how did you remember all that

lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

did you just look itt

lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

dope list kev, +1ing Dr Don & adding
whoever wrote about Neanderthals
all Batuman, particularly Gobekli Tepe & the bird sanctuary
& the Derek Parfit profe

schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

anyway i read most of those and they were good, except caro, that guy cant be serious

lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

did you just look itt

― lag∞n, Sunday, March 24, 2013 8:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha m/l

k3vin k., Monday, 25 March 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

OK I have read some of those but mostly not, gonna hijack my in-law's printer and PRINT those I have not yet read, then cancel dumb online archive subscription and stick to Kindle edition. Thank you v much for recs! Everyone please post more before I cut the archive cord!

FWIW so so many of these were dog-eared in my print editions that were piled liberally around the house; when I had to move out of said house, I tossed them secure in the belief that I could read them on my laptop to my heart's content. Little did I know how sucky that reading experience would be.

quincie, Monday, 25 March 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

that psychonetics one is nuts and also available online free: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/12/24/121224fa_fact_foer

also the hezbollah reacting to syria one i thought was really nicely written: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/02/25/130225fa_fact_filkins (not freely available)

Mordy, Monday, 25 March 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

Love Batuman, but I'd go for the women's theater over the bird sanctuary. Neolithic article is money all the way through, though.

I'd add a couple energy/environment articles, first the one on the artificial leaf (Magritte cover), and then the one about reforesting desert areas.

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Monday, 25 March 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

Cosign on rural pharmacist, that shit was all-time.

Jeff "Skink" Baxter (Jon Lewis), Monday, 25 March 2013 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

the aussie mining lady truly seems horrible, but it is mitigated by how incredibly miserable she seems. like kane x100000

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 25 March 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

(carol kane)

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 25 March 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

ya she seems like theres something really wrong w her

lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

she's got a sort of childlike mind in some respects (e.g. self-awareness), so not dissimilar to your michael jackson, say

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 March 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

Which issue is this?

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Monday, 25 March 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

style issue (unbelievably)

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 March 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

Still haven't gotten out. T︵T

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Monday, 25 March 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

It, not out.

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Monday, 25 March 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

quincie you know you can use something like readability to get long web articles onto your kindle

caek, Monday, 25 March 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

the problemo is that the online archive isn't in standard Web format, it is in a stupid format that I can't flow into another format.

N/A, is it really the case that with the Kindle edition, the old issue is DELETED when the week's new edition is delivered? Like, I don't have access to last week's issue anymore? WTfuckingF?

quincie, Monday, 25 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

no it should be in your archives somewhere

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 March 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

that is not the case, back issues stay til you delete them (and even then you can redownload them if you wanted).

balls, Monday, 25 March 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

Oh wait I see it now, under "Periodicals: Back Issues". God I am dumb.

quincie, Monday, 25 March 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

I promise not to pollute this thread with my digital dumbness anymore. So, what is everyone looking forward to this week?

quincie, Monday, 25 March 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

ah right, you want to print stuff in the archive. i misunderstood. i meant you can kindlify the regular free articles posted on the web.

caek, Monday, 25 March 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

u dont get the web archives included w the kindle subscription cause u do w ipad

lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think so?

quincie, Monday, 25 March 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

oh OK I do get the web archives with the kindle subscription (this is a relatively recent development, apparently). But I would like to figure out how to get more than the past 3 issues of the kindle version, so I can read those and not the dumb web archive format.

quincie, Monday, 25 March 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

btw i mentioned the horace mannl sex abuse from this week's article over the weekend, it is v good. you kind of think there are a bunch of lolita parallels but then they fall apart once you think harder

k3vin k., Monday, 25 March 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

yeah theyre not gonna give you back issues kindle formated lest you pay for them, at least thats the deal w the ipad vers

lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

iPad app is so great

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

i could quibble but it is p great

lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

hm guess i never realized that the ipad-formatted archives only go back as far as oct 2010, which makes sense i guess

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

yeah they start when they started ipaddin'

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

horace mann abuse piece in today's issue was a really good read... like p much anything concerning 20th century NYC private school it made me think of catcher in the a lot

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

yes that was good. tim minchin piece was garbage.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

i just read that gina rinehart piece. good stuff

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

normally I am OK with Sedaris, but this week's piece was a must-miss.

quincie, Monday, 25 March 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

did the tim minchin piece describe him as garbage?

caek, Monday, 25 March 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

The history of the fork is so awful, so obviously insular and self-obsessed that I keep checking the byline to see if it's an Adam Gopnik piece.

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

Dapper Dan piece was interesting, informative - a corner of fashion I had no idea about before

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

i had never thought abt those outfits not being real gucci or whatever, tho obvs if i had it wouldve been obvious, cool piece, a bit of a hagiography, but cool none the less

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, Kramer's personal histories about cooking in her Tuscan farmhouse or whatever usually bug me, so I skipped to where she more directly discussed the book, which was more rewarding.

jaymc, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

i love the look and feel of the nyer ipad app but i hate how every issue is like 180mb and you can't download them in the bg

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

it would also be cool if you had the option to scroll through the longer articles instead of being locked in to the static page layout.

also would be cool if you could change the type size (i discovered that larger print makes reading at the gym way easier after accidentally buying the large-print edition of lost city of z)

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:08 (eleven years ago) link

yeah exactly... you can't even select/quote text, let alone change text size, cuz i think they're just flat images

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

it's not good.

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

what i dont get is sometimes it does download in the background sometimes no whats up w that

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

that's probably to prevent ppl sharing stuff that's behind the paywall-- u can't select/quote text out of the print edition either think abt it

xpost

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

I sent the dapper Dan piece to a friend as an email w/ 20 separate screenshots as attachments-- click "view all images" in gmail and they load just like a webpage m/l #lifehack

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

what i dont get is sometimes it does download in the background sometimes no whats up w that

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 26, 2013 9:39 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its some kind of newsstand thing, i dont get it either!

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

that's probably to prevent ppl sharing stuff that's behind the paywall-- u can't select/quote text out of the print edition either think abt it

this is lame #sharingculture

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

psst new yorker its 2013 information wants to be free

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

hello open web #learnaboutit

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

#openalwayswins

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

well that horace mann article was absolutely riveting.

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

hey fao whoever was asking for recommended reads from the last year, i remembered there was that issue with the two kinda environmental articles, one about geoengineering which was really good & another about "has a guy found the answer to our energy solution" which was momentarily exciting & then a buzzkill. just fwiw.

schlump, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

yeah those were both good

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that whole sinkhole/torture history/trans/ballet issue was pretty great

Look, Brian, about the afro wig... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

Not sure if this cartoon should go here or the caption contest thread, but:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/01/p465/130401_cn-5_p465.jpg

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Friday, 29 March 2013 04:36 (eleven years ago) link

lol

k3vin k., Friday, 29 March 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

did anyone read the CIA thing this week

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 29 March 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

no but you have my attention

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

i read it

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 March 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

i usu skip steve coll ish tbh

johnny crunch, Friday, 29 March 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

i have not read it but am planning to

k3vin k., Friday, 29 March 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

grady did you read it?

k3vin k., Friday, 29 March 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

not yet

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 29 March 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

Did not know Iron Lady piece was gonna be a William finnegan joint. I fuckin love him.

Jeff "Skink" Baxter (Jon Lewis), Friday, 29 March 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

s f-j is p offtm generally in this jt piece, but 'friends w/ benefits' is not at all 'terrible' cmon bro

johnny crunch, Friday, 29 March 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

yeah friends w/ benefits was way worse than merely terrible

balls, Friday, 29 March 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

never felt more alone than when balls deserted me

johnny crunch, Friday, 29 March 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

movie requires you not only have a tolerance of flash mobs but find them absolutely wonderful. it was better than no strings attached, at least the leads were fun.

balls, Friday, 29 March 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

Requiring Kunis and JT to "make love" to serious music to signify their commitment to Something Lasting And True was gross imo.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 March 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

xp def agree flash mob is worse than terrible but thats just like the last ~10 min iirc? it's a p funny movie til then

johnny crunch, Friday, 29 March 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

plus c'mon who doesn't remember semisonic did 'closing time'

balls, Friday, 29 March 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

What's wrong with Steve Coll?

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Saturday, 30 March 2013 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

he has a bit of a coll

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

golfclap.jpeg

Look, Brian, about the afro wig... (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 March 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

The story about the Horace Mann pedo was crazy.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

i know!

k3vin k., Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

as for Kriakou, I kept thinking of Kevin Bacon in JFK mode playing ("Oh bring ON those muthafuckas with dere college degrees. I got nuthin to HIDE").

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

The story about the Horace Mann pedo was crazy.

Literally crazy -- the main guy (Berman) sounds totally deranged.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it was pretty nuts, i like when he ranked himself 27th all time

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

i read half of the cia thing and found it kinda boring, update

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

is y i skip those mostly

johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

the part in the horace mann article where the author gets this response from one of berman's protegé's that is written in the exact same excruciatingly florid style as his master was amazing

zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

i love cult shit

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

^^^YES

k3vin k., Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

he reminded me of people i knew when i was a teenager, without the abuse, but that same way of drawing hapless teenagers in and making them feel elite and super-special and then leaving them totally bereft a little while later.

zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

It was an incident out of an Auchincloss novel.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

this weird seductive art-infused semi/pseudo-genius personality type that is all a shell around a core of pure selfishness

zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

i liked how the author just printed eveyones assertions that the guy was a genius until then end when one of his ex students was all he was just making top ten lists and didnt really get art at all

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

"People don't understand," Gene told me. "People think of child abuse as a moment in a shower, like Sandusky. They don't think of it as essentially abducting and brainwashing. This was a cult of art, literature and music, a cult that was revered in some circles. And being in a cult is seen as a sign of weakness."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

also his novel lmao

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

no surprise that Berman was a writer of laughable floridness ("especial"!).

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

i knowww xp

zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

and he lived with four former students and the girlfriend of one of them wtf!

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

the fact that it took place at this august institution that was so full of itself but really had no better idea than anyone else wtf is going on w/life was pretty interesting

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

catholic church imo

zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

yup

k3vin k., Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

the amount of time Berman put into the grooming of these kids is def the creepiest part to me. that he could control them even in adulthood is terrifying

and that 'rebuttal' letter showed how he was still wielding his ego over them even now

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

big fan of the Gina article

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

the what

k3vin k., Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

wall-to-wall Gina http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/03/25/130325fa_fact_finnegan?currentPage=all

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

oh meant to read that

k3vin k., Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

yeah very interesting

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

ya it was good

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

shes a real messed up person

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

aren't we all ~

k3vin k., Saturday, 30 March 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

i would not want to be the daughter of lang hancock

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 March 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think i would mind being the daughter of lang hancock

the daughter of gina rinehart on the other hand...

J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 March 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

wow that horace mann article quotes a professor/advisor of mine from college

Mordy, Saturday, 30 March 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

show us on the new yorker where he taught you

Look, Brian, about the afro wig... (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 March 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

he reminded me of people i knew when i was a teenager, without the abuse, but that same way of drawing hapless teenagers in and making them feel elite and super-special and then leaving them totally bereft a little while later.

Yeah, he reminded me of a high school English teacher who had a lot of the same characteristics, just not as extreme. My teacher even did a similar thing to Berman at the beginning of the course, drawing this high cliff on the chalkboard and a swamp at the bottom of the cliff. "Up here on the cliff," he said, "are geniuses -- Plato, Da Vinci, Shakespeare. Down here in the swamp, in the mud, is you. And I'm standing on the shore, reaching up to the top of the cliff and bringing all of that genius down to you." He was pretty crepey too, tho his predilection ran toward girls. He had a small group of four or five female devotees who sort of worshipped him, and he would totally ogle them when they walked past his desk. I don't think anything went farther than that, but he did a lot of weird power-trip stuff in class. One day when he thought we were being insufficiently attentive or worshipful or something, he pushed all the desks to the side of the room and made us all sit on the floor. He sat in the only remaining chair, so we were literally at his feet. Then he berated us, told us we could just sit there on the floor like kindergartners, because that's what we were, compared to him. (We were seniors.)

A whole lot of strange stuff goes on in classrooms.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 30 March 2013 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

Still working my way through the Rinehart article. Love the bit about her dad wanting to use nukes to mine for iron ore.

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Saturday, 30 March 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

wow holy shit tipsy

lag∞n, Sunday, 31 March 2013 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

where do they learn that chalkboard shtick are there workshops for psycho wanna be genius teachers

lag∞n, Sunday, 31 March 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know! I'd never heard of anyone else doing it until I read the article.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 31 March 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

hmmm a nyer piece on vice media, wonder if ilx will have any opinions on this

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 1 April 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

A young producer pulled up a file with clips for the HBO show, labelled “iraq-cock-ass.” “Iraq” referred to a segment about the aftermath of the Iraq war, in which Smith investigates whether the use of toxic weaponry caused birth defects in the local population. “Cock” meant “Cockblock”—a segment in which a scrawny Vice staffer named Thomas Morton attempts to navigate China’s dating scene.

“What is ‘Ass’?” Rosenstein asked.

“Assassination,” Smith said. It was the piece about political violence in the Philippines.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 1 April 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

"a scrawny Vice staffer named Thomas Morton attempts to navigate China’s dating scene."

What is this person's ilx name?

Jeff "Skink" Baxter (Jon Lewis), Monday, 1 April 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

so i managed to go almost an entire year after my print subscription expired while still using the same account to access the ipad version, but it looks like that stopped this week

weirdly, i can still log in to the shitty website reader version

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

dude, I've *met* that Berman guy before! when my dad did deliveries for a cleaners, he sent that guy's clothes plenty of times, i was there when i was about 16-17. had an irish kid at his house, which even then struck me as a little weird.

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

woah

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

man, I forgot all about that guy. reading this story now is wiiiiiiiild.

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

when folding laundry, your dad discovered that rolled up in Berman's pants was a 17-year-old boy clutching a volume of Melville poems.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

thats insane

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

Re-read world's strongest man piece from last year. That piece is soooooo great.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

irl lols at that. he was a real up his own ass kinda dude, kept pointing out busts of albert camus and saying things like "at your age, you are not ready to read camus. you are not ready to read shakespeare." the cult of personality shit around him does not surprise me at all, seemed like a real prey-on-the-weak type.

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

This is the Chris Berman article?

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

David Berman obv

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

not that this is the right handle by which to pick up something so serious, but . . . I have to say that the role of Miltonic "greatness" in Berman's predatory schtick was really particularly enraging to me- as an early modern academic, I have to say that the kind of parental superego of Miltonic authority is the most irritating part of Milton studies, the way that the rhetorical construction of Milton's lone visionary genius as the yardstick of all human achievement is just rife in the field as a disavowed-yet-obvious means by which Milton critics in turn pump up their own greatness as scholars/humans (and by extension flatter their readers as a "fit but few" exception to the herd who don't bask in the greatness), and to see this kind of debased variant of that cultish critical apparatus used as a tool to scare and intimidate (let alone molest) high school kids is just stomach-turning. Ugh ugh ugh x infinity.

the tune was space, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92JCleCaCj4

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

^^^wish she touched on that in the article

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

gr8080 i have a current print subscription and couldn't get in on the ipad last night -- it only showed 2012 articles in my library, wanted me to pay for anything in 2013. i think they're having some problems

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

just got a response:

Our records indicate you have purchased a print only subscription, which does not include digital access.

We would like to offer you the opportunity to upgrade your print
subscription to digital access for an additional $10.00.

is this a new thing? (i suppose it's worth it, i just don't remember this being the case)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's an old thing that the subs system is screwed up -- in my 14 months "between subscriptions" I still had full access to the desktop digital archive.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

weird....

also i feel like i clicked on a dozen diff pages last nite and couldnt ever see what the cost for a "digital only" subscription was?

sorry i know this has probably already been discussed upthread

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WOfPVNt.jpg

markers, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/y1QsBGx.jpg

markers, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

that's just for the didge???

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

i think so

markers, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

apparently

markers, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

dear new yorker: giving me free digital access will prevent me from bitching at you when my print issues fail to arrive, like the one with the professor who went on a shooting spree

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

yeah and thats basically the same price for print + digital tho right?

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

ok so its $60/year for print OR digital, $70/year for BOTH

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

One of Berman’s lists tracked the thousand greatest people who had ever lived, and, Berman confided, he himself had recently reached No. 27, surpassing Herman Melville.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

not that this is the right handle by which to pick up something so serious, but . . . I have to say that the role of Miltonic "greatness" in Berman's predatory schtick was really particularly enraging to me- as an early modern academic, I have to say that the kind of parental superego of Miltonic authority is the most irritating part of Milton studies, the way that the rhetorical construction of Milton's lone visionary genius as the yardstick of all human achievement is just rife in the field as a disavowed-yet-obvious means by which Milton critics in turn pump up their own greatness as scholars/humans (and by extension flatter their readers as a "fit but few" exception to the herd who don't bask in the greatness), and to see this kind of debased variant of that cultish critical apparatus used as a tool to scare and intimidate (let alone molest) high school kids is just stomach-turning. Ugh ugh ugh x infinity.

― the tune was space, Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:12 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

curious why these psychos are drawn to milton

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2013/03/sonali-deraniyagala-wave-review-teju-cole.html
― s.clover, Thursday, March 28, 2013 4:54 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reading this book rn; awful story

cozen, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

One of Berman’s lists tracked the thousand greatest people who had ever lived, and, Berman confided, he himself had recently reached No. 27, surpassing Herman Melville.

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 4:06 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

i like the "recently," like what happened that in his head he was like "nailed it"

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

that was amazing. like he thinks he's being humble not putting himself at the top

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

i love david carr so much in that clip

polyphonic, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

I immediately searched on line for a downloadable version of Berman's novel. No luck.

Jopy's on a vacation far away (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/azKsgZf.jpg

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

lunatic in repose. gonna pull out all the stops to find a copy of his novel.

(btw it still being 60/yr for a subscrip is killing me, is it really worth that price rn?)

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

He looks like a Godard character.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

hey I got an idea for that pointer

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder who berman roots for in milton. you've got your lovable scoundrel satan and evil manipulative stalin-like god, i could see it going either way.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

(btw it still being 60/yr for a subscrip is killing me, is it really worth that price rn?)

― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 5:30 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark

it's 48 issues. gd is it worth it

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

what ugly hands!

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

word @ s1ocki, nyer subscription is easily the best thing i spend money on. & i just bought a really nice loaf of onion bread.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2013/03/sonali-deraniyagala-wave-review-teju-cole.html
― s.clover, Thursday, March 28, 2013 4:54 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reading this book rn; awful story

― cozen, Tuesday, April 2, 2013 5:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorta wanna read this, though contending w/feelings of self-disgust at it being like evocatively rendered grief writing. how is it?

schlump, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

lol veg

Jopy's on a vacation far away (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

boy's school teacher cult thing as old as the hills. ancient greece to thread. not that abuse is good obviously. but its typical. especially in previous eras.

scott seward, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

"the didge" !

k3vin k., Tuesday, 2 April 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

One of Berman’s lists tracked the thousand greatest people who had ever lived, and, Berman confided, he himself had recently reached No. 27, surpassing Herman Melville.

Wonder if Stanley Fish made the list.

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

"the didge" !

― k3vin k., Tuesday, April 2, 2013 6:53 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8TRoMSG-5I

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

lol

horseshoe, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

Won't download in the background my ass, I just cleared 2 gigs of these things offa my iPad.

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 05:10 (eleven years ago) link

they do if you elect to receive background downloads (impractical if you use wifi at work or phone tethering or w/e). if you manually kick off a download and close the app, i think it stops.

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link

after a few minutes

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link

vice piece kinda seemed like it was trying to indite them with banality

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

I don't even wanna read that one

Raymond Cummings, Friday, 5 April 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

boy's school teacher cult thing as old as the hills. ancient greece to thread. not that abuse is good obviously. but its typical. especially in previous eras.

otm. no coincidence this horace mann creep's heyday was during the late 60s & 70s, the age of cult leaders, gurus and "sexual permissiveness"

screen scraper (m coleman), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:47 (eleven years ago) link

All this Vice synergy ... disconcerting. First Rodman goes to North Korea. Then there's a huge New Yorker piece, in advance of an HBO launch. And they were just profiled on NPR this morning, all with the same sort of formula of awed established names paying lip service to spunky edgy upstart as journalist for the 21st century. Like capturing the attention of the 18-24 male demo is something to be proud of.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 April 2013 12:03 (eleven years ago) link

vice has been grinding for a decade now to be the next mtv, their aspiration is big and ugly and now they have the clout of mtv and face time with a reclusive dictator. it's 15 minutes time. i hold out hope to have schadenfreude when the hbo show tanks but i dunno.

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

boy's school teacher cult thing as old as the hills. ancient greece to thread. not that abuse is good obviously. but its typical. especially in previous eras.

otm. no coincidence this horace mann creep's heyday was during the late 60s & 70s, the age of cult leaders, gurus and "sexual permissiveness"

― screen scraper (m coleman), Friday, April 5, 2013 5:47 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i forget who it was now but they quoted somebody who actually tried to excuse the abuse basically on these grounds: it's been commonplace for centuries and the era in question facilitated such "sexual experimentation" or however he or she chose to put it. i almost threw up

k3vin k., Friday, 5 April 2013 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

btw i don't even know what vice is, am i bad at the internet

k3vin k., Friday, 5 April 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

its a canadian ad agency

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

there is a thing in the nyer about them, you can learn

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

xp vice is a media/advertising company that started as a free canada zine, moved to NYC and became the online/paper voice of hipster nihilism, diversified to music about five years ago (they're noisey if you've seen those concert/interview links on youtube). sort of the Spy of 2003 and in many ways teed up buzzfeed. They have a new "journalism" show coming on HBO this weekend. They're big on gonzo YOU ARE THERE moments and presenting white/western privilege and perspective to be "cool".

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

they also invented ironic racism

Mordy, Friday, 5 April 2013 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

forksapedia

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

don't know about diversifying to music 5 years ago...they've had a label and been doing shows and whatnot since the early 00s.

dan selzer, Friday, 5 April 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

i knew they were doing shows as a marketing thing but didn't notice the label until late 00's

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

vice put out the lol streets first album in america iirc

just sayin, Friday, 5 April 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

right you are, as an imprint. the successful push to internet is when i started paying closer attention to them as a music entity.... though i suppose they were the cats doing 77 boadrums back in the day. /critic forgetfulness

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i noticed them as a label when they did the US release of Seadrum/House of Sun (2004?) and came closest to having affection for them when they helped with Boadrum.

Jopy's on a vacation far away (Jon Lewis), Friday, 5 April 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

i remember about a dozen homunculus dudes skittering about at that show with animal masks and hand held cameras; i think that was vice

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

it was one of the best live things ever on a lot of levels

Jopy's on a vacation far away (Jon Lewis), Friday, 5 April 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

vice is p troubling in a lot of ways obviously but when comparing them to mtv or mens/lad mags they're the lesser of several evils imo

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

btw i don't even know what vice is, am i bad at the internet

You'd have known about it if you were on ILX ca. 2004-06.

jaymc, Friday, 5 April 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

Five years ago, we did a two-page spread on how Project USA’s Craig Nelson was brave enough to take on America’s seriously damaged immigration policies. (We are immigrants ourselves and were therefore not the least bit afraid of being blackballed as “anti-immigrant.”) The responses were hysterical. Formerly loyal readers called for boycotts. They annoyed our advertisers with silly rhetoric and called us racists. Needless to say, we were shocked. Like Toby Young in How to Lose Friends and Alienate People or Peter Brimelow in Alien Nation, we were new immigrants who couldn’t understand why Americans were so determined to favor PC posturing over simple facts. Immigration is out of hand, and it’s only going to get worse. Where were the young conservatives to come to our defense? Was the dumb community in control of the entire country?

Two years later, we ran an article on an artist who painted women with incredibly large rear ends. Gay men and straight women found the depictions revolting. Straight men loved it. In the article, the writer went so far as to blame the heavy concentration of gays in the magazine world for brainwashing women into thinking men don’t want them to be at least a little bit porky. He talked about how men bought more hair products than women last year and how heavy grooming like hair dying, chest waxing, and even eyebrow plucking have become de rigueur for straight men. He claimed the gay community had “recreated straights in their own image.” Predictably, our readers were outraged. But something was different this time. On our Web site’s message boards, advocates of the Right started to appear. For every three people who called the article homophobic, there was at least one saying, “What about the part where it’s true? Isn’t that worth something?”—a comment that beautifully sums up the difference between liberals (equality first, truth last) and conservatives (truth first, everything else second).

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

point taken but micinnes in 2013 =! vice in 2013

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

god that guy is such a POS

xpost

Jopy's on a vacation far away (Jon Lewis), Friday, 5 April 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

I think Vice has gotten more canny about not being so open about their immensely shitty mission, lowest common denominator trolling and purely capitalist motives but not much has changed in their coverage or approach. i find the website painful these days, the Girls schtick with dunham trying to write for blogs about her heroin use and fucking teenagers is clearly lifted from vice culture. they do still occasionally eke out some legit journalism so i'll try the show but they're just so often repugnant

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

er cocaine use, whatevs

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

ya i mean he does not work for them anymore FWIW

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

yeah all i'm saying is let me know the next time mtv arranges a boredoms performance that morbius gets sunburnt waiting in line for

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

he used to write like the entire magazine

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

Before the nyer article all i knew of Vice was the cover of a book i used to see displayed in "staff picks" sections of bookstores 10 years ago. I think it had a white guy with a fro and gold teeth on the cover. That and on ile threads when someone would say "i hate linking to vice but..."

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Friday, 5 April 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

the more up to date critique of vice, as outlined in the nyer piece, is that theyre basically just a an advertising firm

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

some of their video stuff is pretty cool, tho i think its better understood as travel documentary than journalism

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

There's this real lame "we're just putting it out there, maaaaaaan" aspect to what they do, which I find tends to severely undercut even the stuff of theirs that has merit. Also, I never thought what travel shows and investigative journalism needed was a dose of the Xtreme or other Jackass!-ery.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

^ this. pretty much the only worthwhile part of the enterprise in 2013 are the travel vids. xp

Mordy, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

what travel shows need is exactly a dose of jackassery!

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

did u see the mormons fighting the drug cartels one?

Mordy, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

no that sounds good tho!

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

i mean maybe not exactly jackassery but at least like a little bit of real people seeing real things, usual travel shows are just like this boring narration and some smiling person being all look we took a plane to a waterfall, doesnt at all capture the vibe of traveling, vice may be a little douche (tho not always) but they def come closer to some sort of travel verisimilitude

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

the japanese suicide forest one was obv exploitative but really fascinating and touching too

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

ladies and gentlemen, the target audience

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

lol forks media critic

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

lol u feeling the need to get defensive about the stuff you claim to like

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

jeez forks i just think your media criticism is funny

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

if anyone doesn't want to check out the vice travel videos bc gr8080, lag00n and i give considered praise for them, i think that's legit. i certainly don't think my taste in media jibes w/ everyone

Mordy, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

japanese suicide forest sounds extremely interesting to me tho, and i will check it out now

Mordy, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

brb starting a media company w/ lagoon and mordy

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

forks standby for the press release

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

1080p HD is sweet too

Mordy, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

let's do it guys

Mordy, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

1st order of business hire forks as public editor

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

forks i'm gonna need 700 words on spring breakers by 4:30 pm get to it

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

i'm pretty excited for the HBO series actually.

Mordy, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

brb, cutting and pasting "horseshit" 700 times

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

feel like youll prob want to work 'white western male privilege' in there somewhere

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

enjoy what you wanna enjoy, i genuinely think you guys ARE the target audience
me, not so much anymore. ahma go throw some ceramics

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

goodnight sweet prince

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

u might like this video they did on anarchist pottery throwers

Mordy, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

Like, it's not enough that they go to Chernobyl. They have to do it drunk.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

you just cant deal w their bad boy take no prisoners attitude man

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

actually i guess theyre more dont give a shit than take no prisoners

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

if they added rocket-skates I would never watch anything else BUT their vids

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

the vice photo book is u+k

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

in the nyer piece theyre covering the flooding of venice and its connection to global warming and they goto a flooded bar and have a drink and are all NOW this is a real vice piece lol

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

Xtreme Bar

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

vice target audience: alcoholics

Mordy, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like vice are more ironic detachment than they are extreme, like theyre not making a big deal out of things generally, hipsters arent xtreme

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

in the nyer piece theyre covering the flooding of venice and its connection to global warming and they goto a flooded bar and have a drink and are all NOW this is a real vice piece lol

― lag∞n, Friday, April 5, 2013 2:44 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that scene cracked my ass up

Jopy's on a vacation far away (Jon Lewis), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

the article kinda made me suspect that the business wasnt as financially sound as they were making it out to be

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

At present, Vice’s profits—which a source estimates were forty million dollars last year—seem to be dependent on securing and maintaining partnerships with a few major corporate clients. If you spend enough time inside the Vice empire, much of its noise and energy—the Web site and the ad network, the international offices, even Smith’s talk of global domination—can start to feel like a ruse, in the vein of its “basketball diplomacy” stunt, a show to make those partnerships happen.

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that scene cracked my ass up

― Jopy's on a vacation far away (Jon Lewis), Friday, April 5, 2013 8:51 AM (3 minutes ago)

guy yelling "look its CNN" was a great KO

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

i like their video work too. i dunno. i think the vice yall are thinking of is really fucking different from what they do nowadays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYFEoWwDvxY

travel stuff like that is dope to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQC3jp1udUg

there's that kind of thing, too.

and HEY fuck it sometimes i just want to see a guy taking acid and going to a dog show. does that make me a bad person?

dylannn, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

westminster lsdiplomacy

johnny crunch, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

dylannn otm

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

someone was telling me that there was some major fallout from the exploitative libera piece they did.

CNN picked up and after it ran a few times it killed what little tourism economy librea previously had

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

a friend of mine who works in libera wrote a v angry blog post abt that piece

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

Seriously, did anyone really not know how to capture the elusive 18-24 male market? Hint:

and HEY fuck it sometimes i just want to see a guy taking acid and going to a dog show. does that make me a bad person?

Also porn and poop and shocking pictures of dead things.

Not that there's anything wrong with this formula, but it should not be lofted up as some sort of standard or goal. Like, is Fareed Zakaria all, "ha ha, these cutting edge kids today and their porn and poop and guns and taking acid at dog shows!" Does he really believe this is some new vanguard, or is it strictly a salacious titillation/exploitation equals moolah calculation? (I mean, I know the answer, because the hack already works for CNN.)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

If anything the piece reminded me of the infamous New Yorker essay on the band Radish, with young Ben Kweller kicking it with Dr. Dre, Jimmy Iovine, Tom Petty and Joe Strummer, with the whole lot all "wow, this kid's got the goods!"

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

it reminded me of ben kweller also.

dylannn, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

Wow, so pretty safe to skip this entire April 15 issue, right? Read the meh Burton/Le Carre and that's it for me, I think.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 April 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

dog if a susan faludi profile of shulamith firestone is "safe to skip" you need to get yr priorities in order

max, Thursday, 11 April 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

Same issue?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 April 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, didn;t see that one in there! Thanks!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 April 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i almost wrote this issue off but then got sucked into that article and it kicked ass. Otherwise, a light issue for me. Which is fine, I can use a week off now and again.

brad palsy (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 11 April 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

which is the one with the Knife review? That issue had meh articles. Sometimes I'll skip whole issues.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 April 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

This is the one with the Knife, April 15, a day that shall not live in infamy.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 April 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

can i just say that lil sharing tab at the bottom of the page on the iphone app go fuck yrself

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

the le carré wasn't good?

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 11 April 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

i liked it

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 April 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

I thought it was pretty conventional. Though for about half of it (I was distracted on the train) I was confusing Martin Ritt with Martin Brest, and I was all, wow, the guy who made "Midnight Run" and "Beverly Hills Cop" must have been really old!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

le carre was very meh

gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 April 2013 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

the paumgarten 1 isnt good? i usu trust that guy imo

johnny crunch, Friday, 12 April 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

the shulie firestone 1 was really sad

johnny crunch, Friday, 12 April 2013 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

interested in the james salter profile

just sayin, Friday, 12 April 2013 09:58 (eleven years ago) link

the Salter profile...was missing something? It felt incomplete. Anybody agree?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 April 2013 10:55 (eleven years ago) link

carre was very meh

― gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Thursday, April 11, 2013

the thing builds to a climax that doesn't happen. Instead of Richard Burton awesomeness we get "I coulda been Paul Scofield."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

Salter profile? Must investigate. Also, didn't know ILX cared.

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

i liked the salter profile. weirdly, i have the movie he directed called 'three' saved on my dvr, just thought it sounded obscure & f/ charlotte rampling and i was on board

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

the Salter profile...was missing something? It felt incomplete. Anybody agree?

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, April 12, 2013 6:55 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it read like half obit and half interview. if the central question around salter is "why were his books not more popular" this piece did not supply the answers. the piece in the last harper's was much more interesting.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://via.me/-biiu1la

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 April 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

Glad I didn't skip the puppeteer profile--loved it, even though I have not seen a lick of his work!

quincie, Saturday, 20 April 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

the hbo vice show is p bad btw

johnny crunch, Saturday, 20 April 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

basil twist is amazing; i saw the joey arias show and it stands out as one of the best pieces of theater I've ever attended

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 April 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

Gonna have to try to find performances on the youtube!

quincie, Sunday, 21 April 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

video doesn't do it justice honestly, part of what makes twist so effective is his vision really brings you in on the spot in a tremendously immersive and persuasive way

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 April 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

I was agog over the descriptions of his set designs--agree that you'd HAVE to see that in person to truly appreciate it.

quincie, Sunday, 21 April 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5VK4ymLduo
^here's some arias with a twist, certainly worth a look
he was selling simple leg puppets for fifty bucks in the lobby, wish i had bought one

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 April 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

very much enjoyed the salter profile but agree it was missing a certain something. perhaps it lacked a narrative cohesion (like the opening anecdote did not connect well with his sit down with Salter at the end)? still, paumgarten is my favorite staff writer (along with schjeldhahl and woods) and it got me reading salter's 'light years'.

viacom dios, Sunday, 21 April 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

i appreciated the fact that the tc boyle short story in the same issue namechecked salter

wasn't really into the story tho

mookieproof, Sunday, 21 April 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

I'm usually big into TC Boyle but I wasn't into that one at all, either.

quincie, Sunday, 21 April 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

Couldn't get behind the paywall to read the James Salter article thought about buying paper copy, maybe just will borrow from neighbor. In the meantime I found this http://www.theparisreview.org/blog/category/james-salter-month/

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 22 April 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

Wow, that puppet dance. Now I have to read that profile.

New issue seems better: Colombian danger-hiking, gondolier ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 April 2013 01:26 (eleven years ago) link

colombian danger-hiking wasn't that great

mookieproof, Monday, 22 April 2013 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

psh get back to me when you danger hike EVEREST

brony james (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 April 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

omg darién gap vs. nice ladies asking for beads

mookieproof, Monday, 22 April 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

guys i know i'm behind but omg the faludi remembrance of firestone! i finished it right before my first class today, which was a mistake bc i had to try not to cry all through first period!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah it was hella sad

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

ICE story this week was scary. i wish it was longer.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

also noah baumbach leaving jennifer jason leigh for greta gerwig grossed me out in light of the thurston moore/kim gordon stuff

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

gondolier story is pretty beautiful

sean gramophone, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, was reading it last night. It's really well written, in a beautiful prose sense.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link

I kinda hated the gondolier story! Odd because I liked that dude's memoir from way back.

quincie, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link

idk i think iditarod-ers should be able to smoke weed

johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 April 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link

loved the photos accompanying the iditerod piece

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Thursday, 25 April 2013 04:08 (ten years ago) link

Basil Twist quick video profile: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/2013/04/video-basil-twist-discusses-puppetry.html

Also, a rehearsal of his "Rite of Spring": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-AASL52zLU

R = J - L (Leee), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link

Thanks for turning me on to that Twist profile. Was great!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 April 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link

OK, it's not the New Yorker, but the New York Times has a fascinating piece on a Staten Island/Bronx Holocaust survivor and real estate developer who died last year, leaving behind no will and a $40 million estate, the largest unclaimed NY inheritance in history. It's full of odd details and anecdotes, from 40k hidden in the bathroom ceiling to the close knit survivor community to the search for an heir.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/28/nyregion/holocaust-survivor-left-an-estate-worth-almost-40-million-but-no-heirs.html?pagewanted=1&_r=0&hp

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 April 2013 13:11 (ten years ago) link

Grampa!

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 April 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

iatee cries tears of joy

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 April 2013 01:55 (ten years ago) link

George Packer's depression journalism piece is great, if sad.

Raymond Cummings, Monday, 29 April 2013 10:48 (ten years ago) link

ariel levy piece on cat breeders this week is awesome. sample quote: "The spiked cat penis is why it's nearly impossible to artificially inseminate cats, and it is why a serious breeder simply can't get by with five cats."

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

yeah that was great and the article about finding lost cities in the amazon using LASERS was cool too

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link

Loved that cat article. Gotta say that the Kindle version gets me through articles I might have dog-eared and forgotten about back when I was a print-only gal.

quincie, Monday, 29 April 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link

I mean I would have read the cat article, but probably not the depression journalism piece, which I at least skimmed through!

quincie, Monday, 29 April 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link

pretty great ish overall this week actually

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link

there was something kinda weird about the ra dickey profile - like the author is oddly critical of him or something - but it was still an interesting read

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/06/cartoons/130506_cartoon_054_a17485_p465.gif

these are my least favorite new yorker cartoons, the ones where some semicurrent buzzword is just dropped in as the only punchline. they run these all the time and it's really hacky. you'll be seeing a google glass cartoon in about three months.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

From the submitting cartoonists perspective, it is a v effective way of increasing yr chances of getting a piece accepted though.

brad palsy (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link

but i'm not a submitting cartoonist. i'm a guy reading the cartoons. so fuck them.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

n/a otm. i still get a kick out of "cavemen with first world problems" tho

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_longm6ePDh1qav5oho1_500.png

flopson, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link

ha that one is great

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

Xpost word, I'm not saying they're not crappy gags, I expect the cartoonists know that as well as anyone.

brad palsy (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

Rebecca Mead's TOTT piece on Amanda Knox was arch and obnoxious, buttressed by Henry James parallels and specious remarks (e.g. many young American women "caught in post-post-feminist narrative in which it is proposed that sexual emancipation maybe achieved through emotional disengagement").

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link

feel like I might be caught in a post post post feminist whirlpool plz help

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 May 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link

enjoyed the article on the "river martyrs" from last weeks from aleppo. even in the midst of a civil war, people still have to live their lives

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 4 May 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link

really loved the gondolier story, even if i had the hardest time understanding him when writing about the mechanics of it

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 May 2013 00:18 (ten years ago) link

The new cover is OTM, as always with Chris Ware.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 10 May 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

Ware cover was really sweet.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 May 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

guys i know i'm behind but omg the faludi remembrance of firestone! i finished it right before my first class today, which was a mistake bc i had to try not to cry all through first period!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:04 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i got a weird "all activism is futile" vibe from that one, like aside from telling this sad story faludi was somehow settling old scores

salter profile was boring.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 13 May 2013 07:04 (ten years ago) link

i know i'm like 10 issues behind, that's just how i roll

anyone read the fairly recent article about the iditarod. i've had that one bookmarked.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 13 May 2013 07:04 (ten years ago) link

I wish I had a hardcover version of everything Peter Schjrldahl will ever write! Ditto for some of the NYT fine arts writers

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 13 May 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link

Iditarod was boilerplate but a fun read-- even better photos

gr8080, Monday, 13 May 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link

I enjoyed the Mars article from that issue.

o. nate, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link

i'm moving in a few days and am thinking about trashing a couple years' worth of NYers :(

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link

well they're not National Geographic

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

so you're saying they burn faster

UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

what is nat geo mag like these days? i've been thinking about sub'ing

Mordy , Tuesday, 14 May 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link

Read the NYer article about it first!

k3vin I did the NYer trashing thing and what made it OK was/is Kindle version and bookmarking a bunch of the free articles that were pimped itt but that I had not yet gotten around to reading in print.

quincie, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link

yeah i mean my subscription is still going to continue and if i want to reread anything i can just use the web archive, i just hate reading the digital NYers haha

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

mindy kaling, whoever you are, your "imagined invention" article titled "Leaning In" is an abomination. in your first paragraph, you mention that you play a character named Dr. Mindy Lahiri, so i can only assume that whatever television show or whatever you appear in is also terrible, and i feel sorry for the cast and crew that surrounds you. the completely unnecessary paragraphs that go on a deeply unfunny journey into the hypothetical 'albert-einstein-photo-guy-you-slept-with' scenario are somehow exhausting even though they take up no more than one column of space. the Kiss Monitor(tm) idea is not funny at all. even the illustration is stupid. go to hell mindy kaling, whoever you are, go to hell.

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

Her sitcom is pretty good.

dan selzer, Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link

is there a new one this week? i didn't get one. huh.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

xpost oh, she was Kelly on the Office! hmph. well, i've never heard anyone say they like the office before, that's for sure. pretty obscure show imo

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

didn't she also do some terrible social-media-inflected reality show

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link

guys don't panic, i got the new issue to download, just had to restart my kindle

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

oh thank god thank god

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link

n/a I have to thank you for holding my hand through my NYer kindle edition transition. I end up reading a lot more of each issue now, for some reason.

quincie, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link

no prob bob

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link

i never got the ilx love for mindy kaling

she's a funny and talented woman iirc

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 May 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

she wrote lots of offices back when it was good and was a standout character -- what's not to get

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 May 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link

disagree with your first two assertions. and the last.

you disagree that she wrote lots of offices?

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 16 May 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

1 - funny
2 - talented
3 - wrote lots of offices back when it was good (even here i'm a lil shaky)
4 - standout character

you forgot 2.5 - woman

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 May 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link

guess what there's already a whole thread for everyone's amazing mindy kaling opinions: C/D MINDY KALING (THE DEFINITIVE POLL)

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 16 May 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link

she wrote a bunch of offices in season 2, 3, 4 -- there is no denying that that was "when it was good" and therefore there is no denying she is funny and talented QED

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 May 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link

n/a: i know! that's why i said it's an ilx OPINIONtm
i'm okay with "when it was good" more than when it was good

therefore there is no denying she is funny and talented QED

i must offer up this evidence in opposition:

Let me pain a pretty typical picture of the last person you made love to. Lying in bed afterward, you get to chatting. It is very nice at first; both of you use low bedroom voices and have mussed-up hair. Then he mentions off-handedly that his favorite photograph of all time is the one of Albert Einstein sticking his tongue out. You laugh, thinking it is a joke.
"What? Of all photographs, of all time?"
"Yes."
You sit up in bed.
"More than the protester in Tiananmen Square in front of the tanks? Or the National Geographic girl with the crazy penetrating eyes?"
"Yes, more than those photos."
"Why? Why on earth?"
"It makes me feel like even though Albert Einstein was a big shot, he didn't take himself so seriously. It's like he's a genius but also chill. You know, work hard, play hard?"
I'm of the mind that Albert Einstein was fine taking himself seriously. Not everyone needs to be an entertainer. (That's why I hate it when President Obama goes on talk shows too much.) Anyway, if it had just been a kiss, you never would have had to hear this stupid opinion. You would shudder remembering "the Albert Einstein-photo guy you slept with." You would still smile, thinking back wistfully to the "nice-smelling guy you smooched during intermission at 'The Book of Mormon.'"

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link

I think LD already proved that not everyone who creates buzzed about tv shows is necessarily going to be good at writing NYer articles

mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

she just kind of falls flat when she's writing/on talk shows/basically anything where she doesn't have a bigger cast to support her?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

Read the article about Elmhurst Hospital in New York, and by the end I felt it was about three or four different subjects, none of which were quite written about to fruition. Frustrating.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, i got the sense it was a promise the author made to herself more than an essay

I think LD already proved that not everyone who creates buzzed about tv shows is necessarily going to be good at writing NYer articles

― mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Thursday, May 16, 2013 4:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i liked her dog article!

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link

woody allen and steve martin proved that about tv writers well before dunham, odenkirk, and kaling got in the game

balls, Thursday, 16 May 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link

I actually liked most of the Style issue--Dapper Dan, the crazy billionaire aussie lady, the punk fashion article had some Richard Hell stuff, even the Lena Dunham, though way beneath NYer's standards, did have a circle of puppies sucking each other's dicks.

― gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Tuesday, March 19, 2013 4:50 PM (1 month ago)

gr8080, Thursday, 16 May 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link

the Kaling piece better have a cat orgy

mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Thursday, 16 May 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link

woody allen and steve martin proved that about tv writers well before dunham, odenkirk, and kaling got in the game

― balls, Thursday, May 16, 2013 6:07 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark'

woody allen wrote some amazingly hilarious stuff for the nyer back in the day

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 May 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

was gonna say. martin wasn't too shabby either... and labeling either of them as "tv writers" suggests that those balls are surrounded by a touch of grey

oh god forks

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 May 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link

I was pretty neutral on Mindy Kaling before reading her NYer piece. Normally I would feel like "hey, kudos, it must be pretty cool to be published in the NYer!" But mostly I feel embarrassed for her. Like this is something she is going to regret in the morning.

Because it is really bad.

quincie, Thursday, 16 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

tbf the margaret atwood inventions piece is shitty too and she's margaret atwood

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 16 May 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

i think the concept for those pieces was just bad overall

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 16 May 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

i will get by

balls, Thursday, 16 May 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link

Cyber espionage piece is A+, if not something I should be reading first thing in the morning.

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 17 May 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link

"We're completely fucked."

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 17 May 2013 12:13 (ten years ago) link

a lot of times people who do good work try something a lil out of their wheelhouse and maybe dont care so much and it comes out bad

lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link

anyone ever read David Mamet on politics and life my god

lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link

Cyber espionage piece is A+, if not something I should be reading first thing in the morning.

― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, May 17, 2013 5:56 AM (3 hours ago)

is this in the newest one?

gr8080, Friday, 17 May 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link

yerp

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link

Looking forward to getting my hopes up and ultimately quashed with the fungus plastic and the renewable turbine energy articles.

Gregor Sansa (Leee), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

i noticed two different articles commented on the number of piercings the person being profiled has

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

Finally got an ipad subscription after usually buying loose issues. Will start with the cyber crime one first (in the evening)

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

for what it's worth i think the mobile experience is going to drastically improve soon - i interviewed for a mobile app developer job at the nyer a couple months ago and some of the stuff in the pipeline is pretty cool. for one thing, they're moving the ipad version from adobe's proprietary platform to html5 - aka the reason it's normally about six times the filesize of the iphone version. it sounds like conde nast is finally investing pretty heavily in .com and the mobile division, which is long overdue imo

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 17 May 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

good to hear

markers, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

Oh wow that is good to hear! I understand now why a single issue is 200+ mb, which is... steep. Five issues are 1gb. With my 16gb ipad that can become a problem quite soon.

The app itself is very clear and reader-friendly, but it's also clunky, and not very intuitive. For one, you can't even pinch and zoom in on the text (not that's not big enough, but I like adjusting it to how I want it to be).

Looking forward to the update.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link

hey so i'm totally about to board this plane. should be p cool. see u later

arby's, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link

haha wrong thread

arby's, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

Haha, order your subscription NOW arby's!

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

they're moving the ipad version from adobe's proprietary platform to html5

oh god i hope this doesn't require an active connection (i assume not)

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link

nope - it'll function identically to the iphone version, which is already html5-based. each page of the ipad version, iirc, literally gets rendered as a bitmap

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:22 (ten years ago) link

iphone issues are too big too tho ~40mb

lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link

so i read that mindy kaling article, it wasn't great but neither were any of the other ones in that pretty dumb recurring feature... really dont see why hers deserved calling out or why its like PROOF she's untalented or something

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 May 2013 04:14 (ten years ago) link

nope - it'll function identically to the iphone version, which is already html5-based. each page of the ipad version, iirc, literally gets rendered as a bitmap

oh ace

lagϚn: 40 mb isn't too bad given the images, but i agree that 10 mb would be preferable

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 May 2013 08:22 (ten years ago) link

theres no way the the v few images for such a small screen should add up to 40mb, still some weird shit going on there, i mean 40mb for the iphone screen is m/l the same thing as 200 for the ipad

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 May 2013 10:40 (ten years ago) link

"I asked if he or Gavin knew anything about fungi, and he said, 'Not that much. I told him that I felt the universe had been directing me to change my life. Skidmore had cut fungi out of the curriculum, and at a Dreaming with the Dead workshop in '05, I had received a message: 'Life is mushrooming.' I was testing him to see how he would react. I told him what had happened the night before--I had seen a milk snake doing a dance of death beside a road near my house, and when I checked again the snake was curled in the shape of a heart. This was a sign that I should do what I loved. Even listened, and totally got what I was saying. That's when I knew I could work with him. I asked him, 'Can we get married?'"

From the plastic fungus piece.

Gregor Sansa (Leee), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link

yeah i love the way the author just kind of drops the superwoowoo lady into that piece

discreet, Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

i stopped reading that a page or so in because i was like i'm not even sold on this being a thing yet, do i really need to know all about these guys' extended family history, but should i go back?

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 May 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link

try reading it backwards

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 18 May 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

I unno, I didn't mind the family history tbh! Anyway it kind of pays off quickly in that it explains the initial eureka moment, and maybe how they were able to get their startup off the ground (still reading it atm).

llama del rey (Leee), Saturday, 18 May 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

i stopped reading that a page or so in because i was like i'm not even sold on this being a thing yet, do i really need to know all about these guys' extended family history, but should i go back?

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, May 18, 2013 4:34 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

very frequently feel this way about new yorker articles

flopson, Saturday, 18 May 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

yeah they could def stand to leave out the background info from time to time

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 May 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

u mad that's what i read nyer for

gr8080, Saturday, 18 May 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

its sometimes illuminating but sometime not and like im just sayin feel free to switch up the format occasionally

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 May 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link

a nyer story: zoom in, zoom out, childhood, factoids, factoids, think abt it

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 May 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link

ya that was def something that i really loved about it when i first got into the mag, all the character profiles & the way they'd humanize the most obscure or even evil ppl... but sometimes i find it tiresome, idk like it's stretching out to cover up for less thorough reporting, describing in minute detail what the person was wearing to cover up for the short & shallow interview they're using

flopson, Sunday, 19 May 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link

I wish I were a humanities grad student and could make a thesis out of analyzing all NYer writing, ever, and determine what percentage of pieces had a physical description of someone and/or his/her attire as the second sentence.

quincie, Sunday, 19 May 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link

they don't print many photos; physical discriptions are important

gr8080, Sunday, 19 May 2013 02:45 (ten years ago) link

they famously didn't print any photos until somewhat recently. for some reason 'no photos' was a point of pride for a certain class of publication - nyer, new republic, wall st journal.

balls, Sunday, 19 May 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link

the whole thing of setting up a story and then about 1/5 of the way in going "klaus dingeldore was born in a placid rhineland village in 1972. his father was a monkey keeper" is 100% just part of the structure of its profile pieces but i didnt really think the mushroom thing was going to be a profile piece but more of a science/product thing i guess. i guess i was less interested in hearing about the family history of a 28-year-old cool dude who has an exciting new form of styrofoam.

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 May 2013 06:12 (ten years ago) link

well to be a little reductive it's supposed to be literary journalism, these aren't blog posts

If y'all want to have some fun, dig up some ancient issues of the magazine, when every story was 30 pages too long and the mag from page to page looked like a cut-n-paste zine-quality design mess.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link

I recall the multi-issue stories from my childhood, when mom and dad would argue over who did or did not throw out/lose/otherwise displace an issue before the other could read Part 1.

quincie, Sunday, 19 May 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link

thank u 4 new dn slocks

klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 May 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

there's more science in the article but it's a bit basic and ted-talky. best part is the lady in the excerpt leeeeee quoted and the angry man who teaches you how to invent stuff

discreet, Monday, 20 May 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link

i recommend the article about the crazy manhattan apartment sublet scam this week

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

i realized i basically subscribe to the new yorker for the true crime stories

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

vanity fair has really good true crime abt rich people

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

the koch bros/PBS thing was depressing, i saw that film (can't remember if i saw it in PBS or netflix) and it was decent muckraking but not very well executed.

gr8080, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

Vanity Fair/Esquire/GQ/Wired/New Yorker/New York are all good for blue collar crime writing

klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link

do you mean white collar?

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

yeah, duh. i have no collar.

klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

who will report on barechested crime

i like tshirt crimes

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

sweater crime

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

Backgammon article is pretty entertaining.

llama del rey (Leee), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

who will report on barechested crime

"COPS," usually.

Josefa, Thursday, 23 May 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

this in the styrofoam mushroom article freaked me the fuk out

A student from Kuwait suggested a public-area surveillance device that would detect people with incapacitating depression; then professionals could intervene and stop suicides.

johnny crunch, Sunday, 26 May 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

was wondering why these weren't showing up in my mailbox for the last few weeks but then I got a notice that my subscription has ended. My dad was paying for it so I guess I'll hassle him about it.

0808ɹƃ (silby), Monday, 27 May 2013 04:56 (ten years ago) link

the brief Kim Gordon profile was okay.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 June 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

Her dog's name is Syd Barrett!

dan selzer, Saturday, 1 June 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

so now it's established both kim gordon & lorrie moore are riggins fans

johnny crunch, Saturday, 1 June 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link

It quotes an ilxor!

Ou sont les Sonneywolferines d'antan? (Leee), Saturday, 1 June 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

George Packer on tech and politics is pretty awesome, which has a followup blog post. Does he always insert editorial asides into his political pieces/is he the only NYer contributor who does that, or does he save that treatment for libertarians?

Ou sont les Sonneywolferines d'antan? (Leee), Saturday, 1 June 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

lemme guess, the bike in cleveland that yelled 'go back to art school, you faggots!' ?

johnny crunch, Saturday, 1 June 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link

**biker

johnny crunch, Saturday, 1 June 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link

hey they have updated the digital/archive edition, sorta. higher res. still jpgs.

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Saturday, 1 June 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

Ripley piece is good

Mordy , Saturday, 1 June 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link

George Packer on tech and politics is pretty awesome, which has a followup blog post. Does he always insert editorial asides into his political pieces/is he the only NYer contributor who does that, or does he save that treatment for libertarians?

― Ou sont les Sonneywolferines d'antan? (Leee), Saturday, June 1, 2013 11:38 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah this was pretty crucial reading.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 1 June 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link

ooh if it's a sequel of sorts to his libertarian billionaire one i'm looking forward to it

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 June 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link

biggest o_O of the gordon profile was that not only can j mascis afford to live in sonic youth's neighborhood, he was there first (and drives a lexus suv?!)

discreet, Sunday, 2 June 2013 06:40 (ten years ago) link

George Packer on tech and politics is pretty awesome,

hoping his new book is this sharp

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 2 June 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link

biggest o_O of the gordon profile was that not only can j mascis afford to live in sonic youth's neighborhood, he was there first (and drives a lexus suv?!)

― discreet, Sunday, June 2, 2013 2:40 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

j mascis is from western mass iirc

lag∞n, Sunday, 2 June 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link

Mascis doesn't live in the same neighborhood...he lives across the river in Amherst, where he grew up.

Hadrian VIII, Sunday, 2 June 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link

we need an indie star map

lag∞n, Sunday, 2 June 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link

I don't think it's an exclusive neighborhood. It's a bunch of college towns in the sticks. Wayne and Kate of Magic Hour/Twisted Village lived around there too. And Byron Coley.

dan selzer, Sunday, 2 June 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

man that Ripley review brought back memories. Anyone else a fan of the Jack Palance-hosted eighties show?

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link

Anybody mention the PTSD sniper and other vet story. That was brutal.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 02:50 (ten years ago) link

Good issue last week. Agree about the sniper story, ugh.

quincie, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 04:22 (ten years ago) link

Oh, fiction issue, thank you for delivering sweet relief.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

big toobin fan but his NSA comment is awwwful

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link

Anyone read the fiction? The Lahiri story was okay.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link

echoing praise/awe for the sniper/ptsd story 2 issues ago

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

I'd like to hear fiction recs from someone who has read them. . . sounds like Lahiri is meh? What about the others?

quincie, Monday, 10 June 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

i liked the atm password story bc it was short and kind of funny. that was the only one i read all of. the end.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link

that sniper story

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link

holy fuck

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link

that one stood out for being pretty rigorously unopinionated

i mean it allowed the sniper guy to seem like a big asshole a lot of time

and it carefully avoided a stance on whether gun ranges as therapy was a good idea

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link

well it seemed so unopinionated as to BE opinionated

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link

really, a good fiction issue? I feel like I haven't been thrilled by the fiction issue in years, or by almost any fiction I read in the NYer other than people I already know and love like George Saunders and Donald Antrim.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link

like, the writerly equivalent of :|

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link

not a typical news story/article because the pieces don't fit together

there's all the weird stuff about the sniper's colorful fabulations and racist good ol' boy jokes

but also about his generosity and loyalty

which never gets resolved

instead he is shot to death by some deranged soldier

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link

well it seemed so unopinionated as to BE opinionated

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, June 10, 2013 3:58 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

explain

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 10 June 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link

well i think it basically leaves it up to u, the reader, but it seemed to be clearly written from a POV, and the lack of editorializing was quite conspicuous

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link

and i do appreciate that it is a really mess, complex story about really messy, complex characters who were made even more complicated by the horrible things they did and saw

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link

the whole last part, about his (sister?) still going around promoting gun-therapy, seemed to not need any additional gloss.

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

i kept thinking that the sniper guy with his hatred of our elected government + racism + PTSD + delusions of heroism + pathological lying would have himself been a candidate to do something really awful under other circumstances

maybe that is committing calumny toward the dead i dunno

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link

really messy, complex characters who were made even more complicated by the horrible things they did and saw

yeah the stuff about the particular psychological consequences of being a sniper is kinda unforgettable

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link

i kept thinking that the sniper guy with his hatred of our elected government + racism + PTSD + delusions of heroism + pathological lying would have himself been a candidate to do something really awful under other circumstances

maybe that is committing calumny toward the dead i dunno

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, June 10, 2013 5:06 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

well he did kill 160 people

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

the whole story he made up about the superdome was pretty o_O

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link

fantasies of killing black people in a righteous cause and all

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link

I feel like all reporting should be as unresolved and un-fit-together as this if it's any good. If anything can save the human brain it's dissonance!

folsom country prism (Jon Lewis), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link

i mean life is messy and articles should acknowledge/capture that but i see no problem with old-fashioned muckraking "this is what happened, it's awful, this is who needs to be held to account" articles are worth a lot too IMO.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link

sorry for horrible grammar and incoherent sentence structure...

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

i mean life is messy and articles should acknowledge/capture that but i see no problem with old-fashioned muckraking "this is what happened, it's awful, this is who needs to be held to account" articles are worth a lot too IMO.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, June 10, 2013 5:46 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark

imo this article is part of a larger piece and needs to be understood in the context of, well, everything that's happened since 2001.

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link

the article seemed to pretty squarely place most of the blame the VA hospital that the shooter went to and the VA medical system in general though? they kept repeating the theme about how he tried to get help, said he was going to hurt people, and the hospital just kept releasing him

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link

i took that as a metonymous indictment of "the whole damn system" that put him where he was

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link

would any hospital have done significantly different, VA or no?

folsom country prism (Jon Lewis), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link

yeah apparently he was too sane to be admitted to the hospital but too unbalanced to go into one particular other program?

mookieproof, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link

GTFO is the hospital industry motto

folsom country prism (Jon Lewis), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link

just to be clear i'm not criticizing the article at all

i was responding to jon lewis in saying that while this article did a great job of kind of letting it all hang out, not all articles need to end on a note of irresolution

i do think that it's not hard to draw some real conclusions from the article, but in this case i think it was admirable that it didn't try to tie it all together too neatly

n/a IIRC the hospital does fuck up several times but not always and (this was left out of the article) they may have been bound by rules not allowing them to keep someone against their will unless yaddayaddayadda

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link

i feel like this is an issue in terms of how we deal with the mentally ill in general

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

as in, when it is ok to hospitalize someone against their will, how do we determine if they pose a threat to themselves or others, etc

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

otm

folsom country prism (Jon Lewis), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

well yeah

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link

i kept thinking that the sniper guy with his hatred of our elected government + racism + PTSD + delusions of heroism + pathological lying would have himself been a candidate to do something really awful under other circumstances

maybe that is committing calumny toward the dead i dunno

hate to go there but you can't compare/contrast the two dudes w/o factoring in privilege

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Monday, 10 June 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link

explain--i can't remember which of the two came from a poorer background...

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 10 June 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

if that's what you meant...

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 10 June 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

well the sniper guy was on tv shows and having dudes say "here take my ranch" and the marine kid was mowing lawns and proposing to his gf without a wedding ring

the narrative even subtly points out how one got his DUI dismissed and the other didn't

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Monday, 10 June 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link

yeah that's right

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link

the whole last part, about his (sister?) still going around promoting gun-therapy, seemed to not need any additional gloss.

Haven't read the article, but according to a followup blog post, his wife is warning about Obama gonna take our guns: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2013/06/chris-kyles-wife-speaks-for-his-book-and-for-guns.html

Ou sont les Sonneywolferines d'antan? (Leee), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link

oy

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 02:55 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, knowing that makes me not want to get to the article itself.

Ou sont les Sonneywolferines d'antan? (Leee), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link

I feel like resisting the urge to editorialise or draw more specific attention to some of the fringier elements of the story must have been easier in light of the facts of the story; the blunt, flat, straightforward ending of his life casts shadows over any gun policy or conspiracist discussion throughout, nothing really needed tying up or underlining

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link

totally, even just the one line where he throws out a statistic on Texas execution rates and just moves on

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link

ya that was brutal

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link

this piece reminded me a little of last year's article on a jailed hitman in I think Detroit, describing killing people as they made their way from the car to the front door. just in case anyone skipped it & is somehow hungry for more of the cold hard look they got from this.

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link

Yeah both had those heartbreaking details that were just mentioned briefly w/o comment. The hitman article had one about a cop who put out a hit on his wife because he wanted to be with someone else but didn't think his wife could handle being alone o_O

Heez, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link

yeah hitman article was good

really enjoyed the issue from a couple of weeks ago, esp the stop and frisk article (that judge is a hero) and joan acocella's review of those dante translations (i liked a couple of the other features as well but i forget what they were because i left the magazine on the plane [along with my copy of tender is the night u___u] and i'm a bit drunk atm)

k3vin k., Tuesday, 11 June 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link

k3v you have mentioned taking a plane twice lately, how was your trip

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

thanks for asking! good, i am still here in thailand and will be for the next 2 months. haven't gotten malaria yet

k3vin k., Tuesday, 11 June 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link

oh wow! & that's good, it's a long enough trip that it's okay to be spending your time doing regular stuff rather than feeling obliged to ~unwind~

please post on one of the breakfast threads if you eat any good Thai breakfast food, my friend lived there for awhile & hearing about bulgur wheat breakfasts used to enthrall me

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

when was the hitman article, anyone got a link or date

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

october 15 2012

discreet, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

Jhumpa Lahiri story was great - I'm glad she has another book coming

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link

chock a block with stuff, this new issue: Gang of Eight, Japanese suicide rates (disappointing as sociological report on said suicides, terrific on monk habits).

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 June 2013 00:25 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, new issue is promising. Superman book piece read like it was edited in half though.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 June 2013 01:50 (ten years ago) link

Read the sniper story, and I almost hate to admit this, but I LOLed at this part:

I got him there and he was talking all kinds of goddam bullshit. I mean, this off-the-wall shit—how he’s Dracula, how he’s a werewolf, and all this shit.”

Jack Lacan (Leee), Saturday, 22 June 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link

Weirdly credulous or at least steadfastly neutral article on the controversies around Lyme disease by Michael Specter.

I wonder if the framing was influenced by the comments on a throwaway piece he did during the election on Mitt Romney promoting more funding for chronic Lyme disease: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2012/10/mitt-romney-versus-lyme-disease-and-science.html

The new article accepts the equation of illness (how people feel sick) and disease (damage to the body) wholeheartedly. Mentions "antibodies" and "metabolic abnormalities" as evidence of chronic Lyme, without specifics as to how those findings are caused by Borrelia burgdorferi, or how they supposedly explain the long list of symptoms. Mentions treatments for Lyme that are unlikely to help the supposed underlying pathology, but do help, but holds back from drawing the explicit conclusion that this argues against, not for, the theory of chronic Lyme.

By the end of the article even he even accepts the chronic Lyme community's favorite metaphor for their struggle to establish a new disease in the absence of convincing pathology:

The atmosphere resembles that of the early days of aids activism, when many of the individuals most at risk lost confidence in their doctors and sought their own medical answers.

This from the guy who wrote the "for God's sake, get a flu shot" article last winter. Don't remember him valorizing vaccine skeptics as standing against an uncaring medical establishment. Sigh.

Plasmon, Monday, 24 June 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link

lyme disease is a weird thing. at some point in high school i started becoming debilitated, had trouble walking, had extreme pain in my extremities, and for months the doctors couldn't find anything wrong. someone finally tested me for lyme disease (despite finding no ticks) and i tested positive. treatment completely alleviated my symptoms. idk that this relates to the chronic lyme 'community,' but it seemed to me at the time that the doctors were pretty confused by the entire ordeal and i wouldn't be surprised if there's a lot more related to lyme that the medical 'community' hasn't uncovered yet. have we done a thread about this yet?

Mordy , Monday, 24 June 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link

i'm sure there's some talk previously. chronic lyme is a tough subject to discuss with patients, particularly in the northeast where it's more endemic, but so much of the treatment some patients receive is contrary to the evidence available. many patients get extended courses of antibiotics and feel better eventually, but it's not clear that there's any biological basis for it or that these people wouldn't have improved without abx. furthermore a lot of the "tests" done by "lyme-literate" institutions, again particularly in the northeast, aren't really validated

haven't read this article in a year or so but this is where the most recent evidence is: http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMra072023

k3vin k., Monday, 24 June 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

also haven't read the NYer piece but i gather it deals with "chronic lyme"?

k3vin k., Monday, 24 June 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

oh man just perused a couple of the advocacy blogs mentioned in the piece.

http://jmgarnet76.blogspot.com/2012/08/re-introducing-myself-to-all-of-you.html

poor woman was getting naltrexone for her lyme disease

k3vin k., Tuesday, 25 June 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link

specter is usually OK. i remember his pieces on GM food, GM mosquitos, and dr oz within the last year all being good

k3vin k., Tuesday, 25 June 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link

aw

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 June 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

<3

Treeship, Friday, 28 June 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

Chronic lyme is a personal subject for me, because it has effectively ruled my sister's life for the past 10 years. I haven't read the article yet, but I've read lots of other things about it, and she's been through the gamut of tests and treatments, skepticism and sometimes outright dismissal, and finds the entire idea of a "controversy" as to the existence of the thing that has made her life agony for months at a time infuriating. As do I. It is obviously true that the mechanisms and interplays that cause chronic lyme are still mysterious. It is also true that not all therapies work for everyone -- but there are therapies that work to one degree or another for a whole lot of people. But believe me, it is a very real thing.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 28 June 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link

I mean, chronic lyme is the reason why she and her husband never had another child (fortunately, they'd had one before she got sick). It's the reason she has for months or years at a time had to give up playing the fiddle, which she loves. It's the reason that merely going to a part-time job can be exhausting and debilitating for her. This isn't a person who was ever sick much in her life before, she was an energetic, healthy, happy, busy mom and teacher until BAM.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 28 June 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link

There shouldn't be any dismissal of the fact that she's sick. Whatever the cause of her suffering, the fact that she is suffering shouldn't be minimized.

The controversy is whether chronic infection with the Lyme spirochete is the cause of symptoms like that, and whether chronic antibiotic treatment is helpful and necessary.

We don't (and won't ever) fully understand the complexity of the body, especially since each person is in some ways different than everyone else. There will always be room for doubt and more questions to research.

What I look for as a neurologist is evidence of damage to the nervous system. Symptoms are an indication of potential damage but are not sufficient proof: many severe and persisting symptoms can arise from an otherwise normal nervous system. The patients I've seen with a diagnosis of chronic Lyme (not as common in Canada as in the US) have had normal examinations and tests (MRI, CSF, nerve conduction studies). In the absence of some indicator of how Lyme is damaging the nervous system (infection -> damage -> symptoms), there's no particular reason to believe it is the cause of the symptoms, at least from a neurological point of view.

This is a separate debate from the non-controversial evidence of acute/subacute Lyme infection causing neurological problems. There's a long list of neurological conditions that Lyme can cause, but they can be proven by the usual methods (damaged nerve function on electrical tests, inflammatory changes in spinal fluid, lesions on MRI, etc). Treatment of the infection is definitely helpful in those cases, which usually improve considerably but can leave residual neurological damage behind (scars in the brain or spinal card, etc).

It's good that there are treatments that your sister and others with similar symptoms have found helpful. I offer symptomatic treatment to patients whenever I can. Antibiotic treatment is not intended to be symptomatic but curative of the supposed underlying cause. When I'm not convinced that an infection is in fact the cause of the symptoms, I can't in good conscience recommend it.

Plasmon, Friday, 28 June 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

I would argue that this is in fact a really unfortunate portrayal of common attitudes. First, it's actually not conducive to gay rights or gay dignity to act as though every close male relationship is necessarily a sexual or romantic relationship. But worse, this is subtly a perfect distillation of how your average liberal views gay people, as Muppets: sexless, harmless, inoffensive, childish, silly, and ultimately mere fodder for the condescending entertainment of straight people.

Personally, I don't think that a group that has for decades labored against a brutally oppressive regime that humiliated them, assaulted them, and systematically denied them equal rights should be analogized to imaginary characters that have been built out of felt for the edutainment of children, nor that American liberalism's obsession with meaningless symbolism and empty uplift is a long-term strategy for success.

Mordy , Friday, 28 June 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

where is that from. i wrote "<3" as a response to that image earlier today but i actually think i agree with that quote.

Treeship, Friday, 28 June 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link

fre-fre-freddie

Mordy , Friday, 28 June 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

I don't disagree with the quote, but the cover is really a play on the already widespread half-joking speculation that ernie and bert are a gay couple, speculation that is often fueled by the show's writing

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

i think it's a bit ridiculous to take offense at being represented by "FELT characters designed for the EDUTAINMENT of CHILDREN" and to take offense at the use of "symbolism" in a magazine-cover illustration

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 28 June 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link

there's a lot to agree with in that quote ("ultimately mere fodder") but

this is subtly a perfect distillation of how your average liberal views gay people, as Muppets: sexless

what?

liberals generally have the same stereotyped view everyone else does, that gay people (especially men) are leading this debauched life of continual grindr-initiated hookups. i know gay men that don't fit that pattern that are made to feel uncomfortable for not living up to this imaginary standard.

eris bueller (lukas), Friday, 28 June 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

ya i was gonna mention that as well

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 28 June 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

happy to defer to anyone better represented by the cover than I am but yeah: what Bert & Ernie stand in for on the cover is a couple who are a couple at home & can't/haven't come out publicly, being affectionate privately. this seems like a pretty good & funny read on them & on a big thing one could hope is changing with the news. it isn't untrue thatrepresentation iof coupescouples is important or is frequently subject to patronising interpretations but this is neat & exists in its own world successfully enough to be seem too terrible imo

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Friday, 28 June 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

phone; should read representation of couples

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Friday, 28 June 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

would've had less trouble with Big Bird and Snuffleupagus tbh

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 June 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

freddie has this.... thing about "liberal representations of gay people"

max, Friday, 28 June 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

it is like a lot of freddies things about 1/3 accurate and 2/3ds projection

max, Friday, 28 June 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

"My father, a theater professor, introduced my siblings and me to queer people throughout our childhood, and the existence and acceptance of them was an assumed part of the landscape. And these people were queer, in the old sense, not the sanitized, sexless TV gays that are the dominant image of homosexuality today. "

max, Friday, 28 June 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

should have been beavis & butthead

johnny crunch, Friday, 28 June 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

in all fairness, they have lived together for decades. they probably are pretty sexless by now. hahahaha! #rayromano4ever

scott seward, Friday, 28 June 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link

it would have been more on point to show E&B working on a joint tax return

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link

"Ernie! There are people here from The New Yorker magazine!"

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 June 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

i think freddie suffers from a problem endemic to the liberal community; he's more principled than he is coherent.

Mordy , Friday, 28 June 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link

"Bert and Ernie clearly love each other. But does Ernie suck Bert’s cock? I don't think so."

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/06/28/bert_and_ernie_on_new_yorker_cover_for_gay_marriage_a_terrible_way_to_commemorate.html

scott seward, Friday, 28 June 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link

a lotta "thoughts" out there about this. #chooseyourbattles

scott seward, Friday, 28 June 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

#crazyforhashtagstoday

scott seward, Friday, 28 June 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

"Bert and Ernie clearly love each other. But does Ernie suck Bert’s cock? I don't think so."

well he does now, in my mind, and I am really not happy about that slate.com

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

they aren't even the gayest muppets. you got kermit, grover, the count...

scott seward, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link

statler & waldorf

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 28 June 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link

Dr. Honeydew and Beaker

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Friday, 28 June 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

ernie has never struck me as gay. bert, yes. maybe ernie was an old high school friend and he just ended up with bert and bert likes having help with the rent? seems more likely.

scott seward, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

So Ernie's just a boy who helps with the rent. A "rentboy," if you will.

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Friday, 28 June 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link

statler & waldorf

Yeah, if anybody in the Henson universe is a gay couple, it's these two.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 28 June 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

Are there any openly gay couples on Sesame Street? Honest question. At this point there should be.

Treeship, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link

they aren't even the gayest muppets. you got kermit, grover, the count...

― scott seward, Friday, June 28, 2013 1:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I always though kermit was just afraid of sex

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

there is a character with a parent in prison, which is both awesome and crushingly depressing in what it represents

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 28 June 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link

did you ever see the very special episode prequel where the muppet dad kills grover

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link

tbh i'm just glad it wasn't peppermint patty and marcie

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link

elmo was probably behind the whole thing

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link

i can see both sides of the "should bert & ernie be appropriated like this" coin enough that what really annoys me about the new yorker cover is that a) they're admiring a shot of the ENTIRE supreme court and b) that the appropriating is being done by the new yorker

da croupier, Friday, 28 June 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link

I realize it's not totally my place to say, but this ultimately comes off as another Thing To Be Vaguely Outraged About On The Internet

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

i.e. blog fodder

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

blfodder, as you say

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link

imo the cartoon character (or puppet) that will retroactively be written as a "gay character" will probably be Bart Simpson, not Bert and Ernie

Cunga, Friday, 28 June 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link

Like, a liberal, pro-gay rights publication celebrated a victory for gay rights with a humorous cover that may have been just like a hair off in tone and allegedly perpetuates a stereotype of gay people that almost no one, especially liberals, really has.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link

that people still get their news from network TV in 2013?

Cunga, Friday, 28 June 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link

btw, you know who else codes as gay to me? that Neil Patrick Harris fella

Cunga, Friday, 28 June 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link

what really annoys me about the new yorker cover is that a) they're admiring a shot of the ENTIRE supreme court

That aspect hadn't quite occurred to me, but I do find it weird that they're looking at a still photo superimposed on a TV screen.

Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link

what do you mean?

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

getting pretty deep into objections to an illustration of sesame street characters at this point, does anybody have issues with the decor, model of tv

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link

just wait for my forthcoming gawker piece addressing exactly that

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link

OK, I have no evidence that it's a still photo per se. But it seems like an image that would be unlikely to appear on a TV screen except as a small graphic in the corner of the screen in a news broadcast. (Obviously, it was chosen as a symbol to communicate in the easiest possible manner what the illustration is about.)

Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link

cancelling my subscription

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link

Jesus Christ you guys

copter (waterface), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link

wait since this is the new yorker thread are people annoyed that people are annoyed with the cover just defensive readers?

da croupier, Friday, 28 June 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link

my interpretation of the cover is that bert and ernie are anti-gay bigots. this is why they're holding onto each other in the dark, retreating from "the light" of the frightening new world that doesn't discriminate quite so much and which they don't understand. they are watching a dvd that contains a slide show of supreme court images because they no longer understand how to have fun.

Z S, Friday, 28 June 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

lololol

Cunga, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

Check out the comment section on the New Yorker page for a whole lot more of people taking this kinda funny, kinda sweet image way too seriously.

The Butthurt Locker (cryptosicko), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link

the inside cover is the same shot from the other side, and ernie and bert have the faces of roberts and scalia

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

sometimes the modern mainstream left feels like a sensitivity contest

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

Brave is the man who calls out this farce

da croupier, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link

newsflash: ernie pisses on bert

well-composed selfie (Matt P), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

ernie is kind of twisted

well-composed selfie (Matt P), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link

Sorry to keep this going, but does anyone else imagine muppet dick would just be a completely featureless felt protrusion?

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link

theyre old now yes, they go to russian river summers and palm springs winters

well-composed selfie (Matt P), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link

i guess it didn't occur to freddie they might be sexless because they're on a show for children

discreet, Friday, 28 June 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

OK, I have no evidence that it's a still photo per se. But it seems like an image that would be unlikely to appear on a TV screen except as a small graphic in the corner of the screen in a news broadcast. (Obviously, it was chosen as a symbol to communicate in the easiest possible manner what the illustration is about.)

― Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Friday, June 28, 2013 9:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Newsflash: It is not uncommon for things in a CARTOON to be not exactly like they would appear in real life (if "tv screen" can count as real life in the first place).

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 28 June 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

Offense to gay community is deeply felt

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

Newsflash: It is not uncommon for things in a CARTOON to be not exactly like they would appear in real life (if "tv screen" can count as real life in the first place).

I *get* that, it's just a weird thing when you think about it: they're looking at a photo of the Supreme Court justices? This image might work better:
http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2013/03/supreme-court-gay-marriage.jpg

Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Friday, 28 June 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

(Though you might have to make it more clear that that's the Supreme Court building.)

Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Friday, 28 June 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

I think Bert and Ernie were used to represent the rainbow colors in the cartoon. Grey vs color, the rainbow colors being shown by Bert and Ernie.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 28 June 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link

lmao

discreet, Friday, 28 June 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link

I don't think it's odd it depicts a portrait of the whole of the SCOTUS tbh. Reducing this (to a cartoon) noone thinks of "5 to 4 SC outcome". No, the headlines are: SC offs NOMA. SC is the people portrayed on the telly. Makes perfect sense to me.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 28 June 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link

it's not that people are looking for a reason to be offended, they're looking to explain why they find the cover cutesy and trite. and it shouldn't be hard to understand why some people might be particularly offended by a cutesy, trite cover concerning this subject.

da croupier, Friday, 28 June 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link

I'm Ernie btw

xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 28 June 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link

i think this cover is kinda great

J0rdan S., Friday, 28 June 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link

it's not that people are looking for a reason to be offended

― da croupier, Saturday, June 29, 2013 12:12 AM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You think this person isn't looking for a reason to be offended?

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 28 June 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link

that person is looking to attract pageviews for slate.com afaict

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 28 June 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

otm

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 28 June 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

i'm referring to the people on this thread and people like tyler coates http://flavorwire.com/401071/the-new-yorkers-bert-and-ernie-doma-cover-is-infantilizing-and-offensive

da croupier, Friday, 28 June 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

also slate is slate

da croupier, Friday, 28 June 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link

and to be clear, i'm not saying it's wrong to think it's fine and cute and whatevs. but complaining that oversensitive liberals can't take a joke is never a good look.

da croupier, Friday, 28 June 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link

Generally I agree. But between "Blurred Lines" and now this, this has felt like the week of people getting upset over absolutely nothing.

The Butthurt Locker (cryptosicko), Friday, 28 June 2013 23:22 (ten years ago) link

it's the same cutesy & kinda trite sense of humor as every other new yorker cover

discreet, Saturday, 29 June 2013 01:43 (ten years ago) link

This is subtly a perfect distillation of how your average liberal views the Pope: sexless, harmless, inoffensive, childish, silly, and ultimately mere fodder for the condescending entertainment of straight people.

From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Saturday, 29 June 2013 04:20 (ten years ago) link

i like the new yorker's whimsical covers. "the borowitz report" on the other hand is the least funny thing in the world, not just of comedy things but of all things.

Treeship, Saturday, 29 June 2013 04:33 (ten years ago) link

article about the iron mine in guinea was kind of the perfect new yorker article

Lamp, Monday, 1 July 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

Louis Menand on the Voting Rights Act.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 July 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link

article about the iron mine in guinea was kind of the perfect new yorker article

― Lamp, Monday, July 1, 2013 5:40 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was good yeah

lcd display article had some interesting parts but was stylistically so annoying. could have fit way more cool facts about lcd display production in there if the author had taken out all the pointless quirky "funny" background stuff. i'm pretty sure they described every single meal they ate while in korea researching the article.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 02:18 (ten years ago) link

Don't think I've ever posted on this thread. That article on the Voting Rights Act, though. Yeah.

pauls00, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link

yeah!

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link

croup i know you've stated previously your position on this kind of stuff is "if someone out there is offended by something i'm in no position to judge" but like... what if it's just some wack undergraduate concern trolling that's like 99.9% projection... Not necessarily saying that this bert & ernie cover thing is it, but i was just wondering... i mean, like, i guess what i'm asking is do u think there exists a reason for being offended by something misguided enough for you not to withhold judgment? also what do you think of Hurting's post that "sometimes the modern mainstream left feels like a sensitivity contest"? do you agree and if so do you think that's a good thing? asking because i'm curious about your opinion, not trying to be a dick

flopson, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link

like in this thread the og complaint with the freddie post was that sexless muppet is not a common liberal stereotype of homosexuals. that's a fair point and has to do with the content of the actual justification for why we should be offended about the cover, not just some lazy "oh god can't we focus on something actually offensive for a change" ... but u don't seem impressed

flopson, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link

the inside cover is the same shot from the other side, and ernie and bert have the faces of roberts and scalia

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, June 28, 2013 4:36 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

roberts and scalia cuddling, muppet supreme court on the tv, just spitballin

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 05:08 (ten years ago) link

The new Kanye record is often dumb and misguided enough for me not to withhold judgment, and, yes the mainstream left often feels like a sensitivity contest because mainstream culture is often insensitive, dumb, and misguided. It's up to you to pick your battles though.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 11:15 (ten years ago) link

i make no claim on the bert & ernie cover, though i'm inclined to say it's cutesy which could be seen as infantilizing

there is def a point where people sense of offense can be ignored cf.:

This amazingly stupid story about a professor at York University (Toronto) accused of antisemitism

goole, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link

tibetan self-immolation piece felt too short. interesting coming on the heels of the japan suicide piece though.

Thelema & Louise (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link

the inside cover is the same shot from the other side, and ernie and bert have the faces of roberts and scalia

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, June 28, 2013 4:36 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

roberts and scalia cuddling, muppet supreme court on the tv, just spitballin

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 2, 2013 1:08 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like it

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link

"if someone out there is offended by something i'm in no position to judge"

I'd amend that slightly. If they say they are offended, you are better off assuming they feel offended than assuming they are lying for ulterior motives. You can listen to them as they explain what they see when they look at the NYer cover and why they find it offensive. Again, there's no need to judge them as insincere.

But if they are making an argument as to why their pov should be adopted by others, including you, then it is perfectly possible and admissible to judge the force and cogency of their argument to see if it persuades you. If it doesn't persuade you, you aren't judging their feelings or their right to defend them. At times, you may even find their argument so weak as to be ridiculous. That's cool as long as you don't generalize that judgement any further than is warranted and extend it to judging their worth as a person.

Aimless, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link

the part abt the griot in the mali piece was pretty out there

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 05:22 (ten years ago) link

Wow, I'd been waiting for something like the Mali piece for a while. That was pretty incredible.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 July 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

Loved the Lepore piece on Jane Franklin!

quincie, Sunday, 7 July 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link

^^^

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

I can't figure out if pop music is particularly ill-suited to the New Yorker, or if S F-J is just particularly ill-suited to write about it there. I find his pieces only so much wheel spinning in service of flimsy theses that never quite resolve themselves. Why make up some nonsense about a hard rock revival? How could he deride Creed et al, but then conveniently ignore Pearl Jam, the band that begat them, which continues to thrive at hard rock? Especially if he's going to talk about Nirvana as some sort of torchbearer? And calling "Nevermind" one of "four or five" perfect hard rock records? Why even add that? Why not just call it perfect? And then why in the world would you call it "explicitly indebted" to Aerosmith's "Rocks?" In what way?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 July 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

The first page of that piece is basically gibberish.

da croupier, Sunday, 7 July 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

Exactly. It's like he dictated it over the phone while driving around. And then it was edited down while he was unreachable.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 July 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link

That Lepore piece is one of the most beautiful things I've read in ages.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 July 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link

It was so, so good, wasn't it? And not the sort of thing I would normally go for.

quincie, Sunday, 7 July 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link

Didn't Lepore (or another NYer writer) do something a few years ago on Jane Franklin? Maybe a NYer.com blog post?

Louie Althusser (Leee), Sunday, 7 July 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

It's almost something that Janet Malcolm would attempt.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 July 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link

An op-ed for the Times, I think. Having read that made this feel a little warmed-over, but the framing with her mother was a lot more effective than that device usually is. Mostly because she's a very good writer.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 7 July 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link

I can't figure out if pop music is particularly ill-suited to the New Yorker, or if S F-J is just particularly ill-suited to write about it there. I find his pieces only so much wheel spinning in service of flimsy theses that never quite resolve themselves. Why make up some nonsense about a hard rock revival? How could he deride Creed et al, but then conveniently ignore Pearl Jam, the band that begat them, which continues to thrive at hard rock? Especially if he's going to talk about Nirvana as some sort of torchbearer? And calling "Nevermind" one of "four or five" perfect hard rock records? Why even add that? Why not just call it perfect? And then why in the world would you call it "explicitly indebted" to Aerosmith's "Rocks?" In what way?

I know he's royalty/divinity around here, but he's really not a very good writer.

誤訳侮辱, Sunday, 7 July 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link

his Tourettic impulse to offend

Mordy , Monday, 8 July 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link

I know he's royalty/divinity around here, but he's really not a very good writer.

― 誤訳侮辱, Sunday, July 7, 2013 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he used to post here, but other than that i don't think he's worshipped or anything. i agree with josh that i don't really care to read about pop music in the NYer though

k3vin k., Monday, 8 July 2013 05:44 (ten years ago) link

though i'd read it if nabisco were given his job

k3vin k., Monday, 8 July 2013 05:45 (ten years ago) link

Oh, for sure. I love his writing, and always have. He and Mark R. are the two most thoughtful Fork peeps who could really live it up in that slot.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 July 2013 12:12 (ten years ago) link

I think the ilxor take on SFJ was mainly that he has to write for a New Yorker audience, not a music fan audience--which means that when he writes about QOTSA he has to take into account that the last hard rock band most of his readers spent much time thinking about was Nirvana.

mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Monday, 8 July 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link

Somewhere writing well must have factored into the grand plan, but that appears to have fallen by the wayside.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 July 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link

x-post

yeah!

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn),

Yeah as well to the history of the Voting Rights Act article.

curmudgeon, Monday, 8 July 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

SFJ in the NYer always reminds me of an overly-parentally-attached teenager trying to explain trends to his "cool" mom.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 July 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

announcing in passing that there are "four or five perfect hard rock albums" is definitely something a teenager would do

da croupier, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

actually, to his cool mom and his skeptical dad who will never be interested no matter what he says

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 July 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link

is the guy ever coherent when he's trying to navigate between different strains of rock? Let's not forget, his most famous moment was when he wanted to know why indie rock wasn't funky like Mick Jagger and the Clash anymore.

da croupier, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link

Saying there are "four or five" gives him some snob wiggle room, so that when you suggest an album he can say "no, not that one."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

is Ashlee Simpson's Autobiography one of them

Depends if you count four or five!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

lcd display article had some interesting parts but was stylistically so annoying. could have fit way more cool facts about lcd display production in there if the author had taken out all the pointless quirky "funny" background stuff. i'm pretty sure they described every single meal they ate while in korea researching the article.

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, July 1, 2013 9:18 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i JUST NOW saw that this was written by nicholson baker!?

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 8 July 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link

why is nicholson baker writing an article about lcd displays?

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 8 July 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

he's obsessed with printed newspapers, libraries, etc.

what day of the week in the nyer on newsstands?

caek, Monday, 8 July 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

by tuesday usually

max, Monday, 8 July 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

thanking you

caek, Monday, 8 July 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link

writing about lcd displays seems like an inevitable thing for nicholson baker to do

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link

He wrote an earlier NYer piece about reading e-books on an iPhone vs. an e-ink reader.

o. nate, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:50 (ten years ago) link

dudes i know what he writes about, but the lcd article was literally about how lcd screens are made - it was a tech article, not a "how does tech affect reading" article. and it wasn't very good.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

it was about how lcd screens are made and about how asia is funny because it's different from america

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

there are some great ones there but the mozart one is pretty awful

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link

the explanation of the french army knife one is very ted.

caek, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

britisher egg collector one is amazing

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link

liked the franklin piece as much as everybody else; v lovely. also liked the tibet/immolation piece?

i had a daytrip involving copious waiting room time, waiting for a visa appointment, & stuffed a bunch of old issues into my bag to catch up; reading the joseph mitchell piece, which is great; liked the zadie smith on joni mitchell piece fine?, which iirc annoyed people, here - i can sorta see why because that kind of peripatetic, loftily quoting thing is destined to be on some level insubstantial, but i kinda liked its concerns. & read the purell piece. also good.

szarkasm (schlump), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link

dudes i know what he writes about, but the lcd article was literally about how lcd screens are made - it was a tech article, not a "how does tech affect reading" article. and it wasn't very good.

Yeah, I don't think Baker was well-suited for this piece. He's great at writing about his own (i.e., user-centered) interactions with technology -- he also had a good one about video games a couple years ago, IIRC -- but this wasn't that.

jaymc, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link

Gladwell generator

Brakhage, Thursday, 18 July 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link

lol at "Monster Cocks: The Last Book You'd Ever Think I'd Write"

The piece on domestic violence prevention was hair-raising.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 July 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link

yeah

loved the beach erosion article (my alley) and lol at the karan family being called out in a national magazine for suing because beach replenishment prevented them from seeing the ocean from their ground floor

mookieproof, Friday, 19 July 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link

i mean the jersey shore and all of us are horribly horribly doomed, but fuck those ppl viciously as they retreat to their other half-dozen houses

mookieproof, Friday, 19 July 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link

British egg collector one was so awesome, but i kept wishing it was 3 times as long and done by David Grann

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link

For fans of "Super Sad True Love Story," Shteyngart's Google Glass piece was like a meta-prequel.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link

The Steubenville thing, holy shit. I had mostly skipped out on that whole story, gah.

quincie, Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link

Hmm, I wonder how I would have felt about it had I known nothing about the case? Because I (very casually) knew what had gone down, which made the piece that much more powerful.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

really liked the shteyngart thing. there are a couple of real beautiful lines, & the moments he accentuated really do seem futuristic enough to be jarring (cf the in-person hangout).

wish the lanchester thing was more george packery. it's kinda too mild to really impart anything powerful about thatcher.

stubenville thing, domestic violence thing, tyler clementi thing - this is such a strong vein for the NYer, i think. they do it p much faultlessly.

szarkasm (schlump), Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link

<3 ariel levy

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 August 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link

too bad there isn't an easy way to just pull up freely available feature articles

markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link

like an index of them or an easy way to search through them or something like that

markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link

filtering out all shorter shit and shit you need a sub to access

markers, Friday, 2 August 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link

read last weeks(?) thing abt recreating near-dead french cuisines -- some fast food chain should make that puff pastry salmon 1, wld eat

johnny crunch, Friday, 2 August 2013 23:11 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, that did sound really good. Coulibiac!

Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Friday, 2 August 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link

civil forfeiture article in the new one is a must-read, deserves a pulitzer or to be the inspiration for a nationwide armed insurrection or something

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 5 August 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link

like i'm getting angry again just thinking about it

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 5 August 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link

sort of reminds me of the TAL piece I listened to last night about prisons -- a fucked up detail I didn't know, among many I already did, is that offenders can't even move back into public housing WITH THEIR FAMILIES who already live there.

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 August 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link

i'm actually familiar enough with civil forfeiture issues that it really hit home. a sibling of mine is currently in federal prison on a drug charge; although my parents live in a state where civil property seizure is rarely practiced to this extent, they were at least aware enough of the risk of losing their house to get their own lawyer involved, since said sibling had lived at home for a while as an adult

regardless it's fucking crazy that they had to do that in the first place - to say nothing of the people whose only error was driving in the left lane through some shitbag town

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 5 August 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link

The piece on the fashion photog who rents out his apartment to dozens of people at once was awesome. That could be a movie.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 August 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link

the Thatcher book review got me to check the bio out of the library

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link

steubenville date-rape twitter piece is a must-read

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link

Yes, it's brilliant.

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link

Very uplifting. :\

May I Call You Jiggleee? (Leee), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 05:17 (ten years ago) link

group deduction culture

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link

its the best thing ive read in a while for sure

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

online for all now http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/08/05/130805fa_fact_levy?currentPage=all

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

yea it's an amazing piece

marcos, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link

just read it this morning. wow.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link

A novelist couldn't have come up with Goddard's line about jackrabbits and her new boyfriend.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link

she is a truly frightening person

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link

yeah the little throwaway comments gave me a def nancy grace famehound vibe

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link

cant shake "gravy legs" from bouncing around inside my head

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link

ha otm

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link

civil forfeiture piece was amazing, also wished batuman's article about the mysterious balkan kidney disease was longer

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

that one was good but i felt like it kinda underplayed the conclusion which was the disease is mysterious because of missing databases and bureaucratic infighting

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

yeah it felt like it could have been laid out more clearly which is why i wish it was longer

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

that conclusion is kinda unsatisfying from a storytelling perspective, felt like she was going for a more experiential vibe

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link

civil forfeiture was v eye-opening for me, I had no idea that went on as horribly as all of that.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

Wow, that piece.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link

Yeah. Deeply deeply disgusting. Seriously fuck the police.

Spot Lange (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 8 August 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link

I mean I just cannot get my head around the U.S. vs. One Gold Crucifix, I mean how is any of this remotely legal?

quincie, Thursday, 8 August 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link

Carl Agatha and Hurting need to get on this shit.

quincie, Thursday, 8 August 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link

everyone's right about the steubenville piece, it's a hell of a read.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 8 August 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link

agreed

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 August 2013 01:51 (ten years ago) link

That rape story - wow

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 8 August 2013 11:20 (ten years ago) link

The whole thing is crazy but the bit referencing the Boston Marathon bombing is a wacked lil diversion, people can be awful

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 8 August 2013 11:34 (ten years ago) link

also like how it had a good old fashioned CNN facepalm moment, it really has it all

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 August 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link

wow, civil forfeiture piece is outrageous

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 August 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

i'm sure wendy davis didn't mean for it to sound like this

"I was a nineteen year-old mom. But I wasn't a twenty year old mom, and I wasn't a twenty-two year old mom, because I had that clinic to help me plan my family."

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 August 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

steubenville piece was amazing, at first i thought it was weird how they kept appealing to that goddard idiot as an authority but after a couple pages the real purpose of the piece - the misguidedness and downfalls of Anonymous-type/reddit internet vigilantism - and the fact that levy was just giving her enough rope became clear. (not that any of the non-victim characters in that story come out looking great.)

k3vin k., Monday, 12 August 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link

FSG book piece is cracking me up only one page in

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

Old school trustifarians

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link

old but: http://www.theawl.com/2011/05/new-yorker-profanity

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link

this paintings donation guy piece is blowing my mind. do museums just take anything any guy off the street gives them and hang it up?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link

That's what the article said, Einstein

waterface, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link

matt damons gonna direct a movie based on that grann article abt the guatemalan assassination breaking

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link

xpost The piece claims museum basements are filled with fake stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

they should make a museum out of it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

BTW, the Japanese suicide monk was a beautiful piece. I loved the bit where a) he accepts and advertised low-level monk position and b) when after this hard-ass monastery ordeal, he gets a job flipping burgers and throws everyone off with his impossibly positive work attitude.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

anybody read the Sanneh piece on MSNBC?

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link

yes

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link

ya i liked the (anti) suicide monk

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link

ive heard similar stories abt major tibetan buddhist lamas getting menial jobs in exile and being really happy and cool with it, partially cause their level of responsibility had diminished so much, lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link

matt damons gonna direct a movie based on that grann article abt the guatemalan assassination breaking

YES. I think I suggested Tony Gilroy should do it.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

what did matt say?

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

so an article about sharks off the coast of massachusetts, called "cape fear"

awake the snorting citizens (discreet), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 05:36 (ten years ago) link

The student, Fletcher Nightwine, quickly took out his earbuds.

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link

which issue is suicide monk in?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link

I like picking up an old issue and finding an article I missed.

The March 4 issue had been sitting on my kitchen table since it first arrived and I just picked it up on my way out the door the other day. It has a really wonderful story about the local Newtown, CT, newspaper's response/coverage to the school shooting. Everyone in the story (and town, really) come off as decent, civic-minded, good people ("decent" here probably doesn't read as I'd intend, but I can't come up with a better word right now) who are doing their best to keep a sense of normalcy in what sound/reads like the prototypical New England American town.

I have to look up more of Rachel Aviv's stories, because she did a fantastic job of setting the scene, introducing everyone, describing the town, etc. Had me in tears by the end.

Unfortunately, it's subscriber only, but check it out if you can:
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/03/04/130304fa_fact_aviv

john. a resident of chicago., Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link

civil forfeiture piece was crazy-- i expected it to be depressing but it was more enraging

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

yeah it's p insane

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link

the way that one sherrif was so convinced he was doing the right thing that he didn't even attempt to cover his own ass in a court deposition

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link

just the idea of scores of lawsuits that are (county w/e) vs. (some physical object) is so nuts to me, sounds like a bad joke

goole, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link

kelefeh on msnbc isnt really anything groundbreaking but its a good read

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

Jill Lepore's brief essay/review of the new Woodrow Wilson bio is a tentative (re)assessment of a progressive sumbitch.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link

Shark piece was good. I (like everyone) am so used to saying "great white shark" that it was jarring to read something that simply referred to them as "white sharks."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 September 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link

the panda article has to be the first use of "electro-ejaculation" in the nyer

johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 September 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link

theres also a good letter ref'ing the civil forfeiture article abt knowledge of the law against structuring cash bank deposits to avoid the $10k notification requirment & a client of his who lost $100K from proceeds she had kept in her basement for years and then put in various accts from her job @ subway??

johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 September 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link

Didn't Nicholson Baker use the phrase in his article on LCD screens?

dan selzer, Saturday, 7 September 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link

hm u know it was prob in the paul haggis scientology article my bad

johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 September 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link

It's all over the place. They're gonna change it to "Electro-ejaculation of the Town" in the new year.

dan selzer, Saturday, 7 September 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

So: Claire Danes. Should I read this?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:35 (ten years ago) link

not sure she posts here haha

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link

ask jim franco

johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link

Claire Danes thing was OK. Was expecting a mention of the whole Billy Crudup/Mary Louise Parker saga.

quincie, Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link

Stuff about her training as a dancer and how this impacts her acting was p interesting.

quincie, Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link

I'm not a fan in particular but thought it was pretty interesting.

dan selzer, Sunday, 8 September 2013 05:18 (ten years ago) link

want to start a thread about the article this week about the increase in the number of people who believe they are part of a truman show-esque reality tv show but it's a subscriber-only article

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 September 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

how long til they are available for cheapskates to read, usually?

that sounds cool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link

i think most stuff just stays subscriber-only forever, via the online archives

it's pretty interesting but one of those articles i wish was longer. the broader context is about how the time and area where psychotics live affects how their psychosis manifests itself.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 September 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link

I liked that article fine, but it felt overly familiar. Has the NYer been doing a lot of schizophrenia stuff or is that just me? They have definitely been hitting the "medical" theme pretty hard in the past couple of years.

quincie, Monday, 9 September 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

yea i agree that article felt kinda bs/pedestrian idk

johnny crunch, Monday, 9 September 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

fuck you guys

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 September 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link

j/k lol

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 September 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link

how long til they are available for cheapskates to read, usually?

that sounds cool

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, September 9, 2013 5:31 PM (2 hours ago)

dude the NYer is like the biggest bargain in the world, what is it like less than 2 bucks an issue for some pretty consistently top-shelf writing

sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:14 (ten years ago) link

just launched today on zinio too, if ur 'over' paper (been on newsstand for a while i believe).

spring has sprung the grass is risible (haitch), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link

I just suspended my account till further notice. :-\ the back issues were becoming a physical hazard, or they still are because I am lazy.

Shannon Leeedles (Leee), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link

if i haven't finished them after 2 months, i recycle them

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link

my partner is still waiting for a "better deal" to renew. i'm like "better deal? it's almost free. just renew already."

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link

or you could share...?

i haven't read the truman show article yet but it has been frustrating how abrupt the recent medical coverage has been. the one on the balkan kidney disease was kind of infuriating with how "talk of the town" it was, just blithe & condescending.

awake the snorting citizens (discreet), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 06:43 (ten years ago) link

condescending?

sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 06:45 (ten years ago) link

they've been sending me 'renew now for only us$60!!!!1' emails, but i pay fifty bucks through itunes discounts, so

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 06:51 (ten years ago) link

"condescending" might be putting it too strongly, it's an instance of the house style (and some pretty obvious editing iirc) not being equal to a condition that is some kind of deep legacy of underdevelopment, poverty & war.

awake the snorting citizens (discreet), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 06:56 (ten years ago) link

I liked the Balkan kidney disease piece, but I'm generally a fan of Elif Batuman's work so maybe I'm biased. I didn't find it at all condescending. The personal connection through her father made it more emotionally resonant I thought. It was kind of inspiring to read about these researchers who keep plugging away for decades on some obscure disease, but also kind of melancholy in its acknowledgement of the lack of answers.

o. nate, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link

nyu prez sounds like a freak

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link

hes super freaky

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

The hugging!

quincie, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link

Truman Show article is interesting enough but it's obviously just there to convince me I'm not in a reality simulation so is a bit on the nose. Nice try though and the rest of the issue is impressively realistic.

socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 14 September 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 September 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link

lol

@twitizensforlemonlipbalm (schlump), Sunday, 15 September 2013 03:54 (ten years ago) link

is nobody mentioning the line in that piece where the guy's parents are like you have to PROMISE to go to rehab THE SECOND you get back from the three-day jam-band festival

@twitizensforlemonlipbalm (schlump), Sunday, 15 September 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

haha yes

johnny crunch, Sunday, 15 September 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link

until then have a great time honey

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 September 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link

lol s1ocki

flopson, Sunday, 15 September 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

lol yes and then just briefly mention dad is a music promoter at the same festival

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Sunday, 15 September 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

bustle.com piece is hilarious

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link

would read the shit outta this site if it was just verbatim transcriptions of the guy's blue-sky-thinking business platitudes

@twitizensforlemonlipbalm (schlump), Friday, 20 September 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link

With his puffy face and untrimmed hair, he resembles a giant six-year-old.

lag∞n, Friday, 20 September 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link

i liked how repeatedly everyone talked about how bleacher report is the worst site

lag∞n, Friday, 20 September 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link

Nixon-Kissinger going ham on India reminds me what a gift to humanity those tapes are.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 September 2013 00:47 (ten years ago) link

women in their twenties care abt things? news to me

johnny crunch, Friday, 20 September 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link

Breaking bad dude piece is ok

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 20 September 2013 03:25 (ten years ago) link

'let's go drive by your childhood house' is so trite tho

mookieproof, Friday, 20 September 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link

Haha yeah

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 20 September 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link

the cranston piece is good but it felt like kinda a missed opportunity to me, like there is this fascinating Generic Dad quality to him that they didn't quite get to the bottom of, he has a motto, he makes those weird score-charts, he is all charmingly doofy. I remember hearing him on Marc Maron, answering questions about Seinfeld w like "JERRY SEINFELD. FUNNY GUY." like I just wish it had exclusively zeroed in on this avuncular quirk & its perfect cohesion w Walter White but maybe that's just me

hey also I like the staff photographer guy now

@twitizensforlemonlipbalm (schlump), Friday, 20 September 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link

it was odd to read the cranston piece one week after the claire danes piece. they were kind of the same article. great actors in great shows! took a long time to get where they are! crazy parents! commonly praised as the nicest person in show business! but i guess those are all standard celeb profile tropes.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

this is the worst cover I can remember I think

schlump, Monday, 23 September 2013 04:07 (ten years ago) link

it's pretty bad. jesse looks like peyton manning!

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 23 September 2013 06:15 (ten years ago) link

um, that's not jesse

balls, Monday, 23 September 2013 11:34 (ten years ago) link

lmao @ myself (although tbf i'd been watching nothing but football and breaking bad for the previous 15 hours)

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 23 September 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

hah

lag∞n, Monday, 23 September 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link

its actually tom brady

lag∞n, Monday, 23 September 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link

At 4 A.M. Afrojack left the stage, dropped his shoes off in his room, and headed to an after-party in the suite of a friend, the French d.j. Cedric Gervais, who had performed at a different Wynn club that night. A few members of the Denver Broncos were there, and a young cosmetology student in black short shorts went around offering small white tablets of MDMA, or molly, the drug of choice for many clubgoers. (Gervais denies throwing a party.)

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

eileen fisher piece is bizarre

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

i loved it

you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link

Me too! And I've always thought of Eileen Fisher at the Brand for Women Who Have Just Given Up

quincie, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

the afrojack/vegas thing was a fun read but i wish it had been given to sanneh or even sfj

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

From the Bible onward, two men having intercourse has been viewed as more disturbing to the social order than two women doing whatever it is that lesbians do.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

That sounds like Gopnik.

Shannon Leeedles (Leee), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link

i thought this adelle waldman essay was really good, and reminded me that i have a copy of her new novel that i should probably read

Lamp, Friday, 4 October 2013 06:44 (ten years ago) link

i love that talk of the town piece revealing jimmy webb as a huge concorde nerd

warning: new one has a truly revolting piece about SF tech dudes

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 7 October 2013 09:15 (ten years ago) link

wow this tech dude piece is making me want to destroy everything

Who is Nathan Heller?

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 7 October 2013 12:31 (ten years ago) link

i'm guessing a journalist, given that he has written a longform article in the new yorker, but i could be wrong

He's film & TV critic for Vogue, writes for Slate, New York, the New Yorker and others. Frighteningly sharp imo.

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 7 October 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link

Used to write for the Atlantic, and before that the AV Club, I think? I seem to remember him writing something okay but too long about John Kerry. Is it the writing that's gross, or the subject?

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 7 October 2013 13:05 (ten years ago) link

Kinda both.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 7 October 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link

Did anyone else like the Joshua Ferris fiction? I read it before I noticed the author (happens to me a lot on the Kindle, for some reason), and was like WHOA that was something.

quincie, Monday, 7 October 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

Please let this SF article be a Stephen Glass/Jayson Blair thing, exposed when someone sends it to the Third Eye Blind guy...

... (Eazy), Monday, 7 October 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

I mean, the overall premise is interesting, and a look into the Summer of Love (or probably even the 1849 prospectors) would feature a lot of flakes...

... (Eazy), Monday, 7 October 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

this is unbearable

the logo should be a graffiti mural of the word CULTURE being pushed forward into a butt

schlump, Monday, 7 October 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

it is nicely written though? i am obviously waiting for some devilishly packeresque takedown penultimate paragraph but i think it is a good piece, in keeping with the recent bussle thing, that just strung up its subject with his own words, & also the piece about the weird elective private i think SF startup school, which actually i feel like was the weird Draper's University for Heroes thing but maybe wasn't.

schlump, Monday, 7 October 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link

OMG just read that piece. Barf barf barf.

quincie, Monday, 7 October 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link

I can't tell if you guys are complaining about the article or the subjects. The people are gross but the article was pretty good, and there was a tone of mockery running through the whole thing. I agree w the comment that the tone was similar to the Bustle piece.

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link

Anyway the article about the disintegrating law firm is better. So much drama!

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link

The Guardian/Greenwald article was good but...too late? I dunno. Something about it bothered me.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link

The subjects were barf barf, the writing was barf. Thus my barf barf barf.

I am in the midst of the law firm article! So much build up that I'm worried the ending will be a disappointment.

quincie, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link

James B. Stewart's a bomb-ass journalist.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 04:23 (ten years ago) link

Ah, I just remembered this unspeakable Heller piece, which doesn't build up my faith for the SF story.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 11:31 (ten years ago) link

Writing is not good guys, sorry, and article takes subjects way too seriously not nearly mocking enough.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link

Article rife with "result is a rising metropolitan generation that is creative, thoughtful, culturally charismatic, swollen with youthful generosity and dreams" gtfo.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

Not even sure this Leap Transit thing is still going. What a lame ass idea.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 12:13 (ten years ago) link

"result is a rising metropolitan generation that is creative, thoughtful, culturally charismatic, swollen with youthful generosity and dreams"

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rlfss-RDWx4/T94uewywqYI/AAAAAAAAAk8/Z8HWGp504rg/s640/reality1.jpg

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link

swollen with youthful greed and dreams

lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link

Ethan Hawke has written novels! And Ben Stiller made the hotly anticipated Walter MItty movie! Granted, Wynona flamed out, and Garofalo is likewise wandering the wilderness, but otherwise - Reality Bites batting .500! Clearly the New Yorker should do a piece catching up with that particular hotbed of creativity.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link

I think you are confusing actors with characters in that shitty film.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link

Joe Don Baker also more successful than any of them.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

Was he in Reality Bites?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link

Reality, Texas

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

xpost yes he was her dad in the movie

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link

Certain of his friends “spend all week doing due diligence, and other businessy things”; others “are, literally, starving artists in Oakland.”

I’ve known Casnocha since, literally, his infancy: we grew up a few blocks away from each other, in San Francisco’s Cole Valley, and our families were friendly through a babysitting co-op. (That such a co-op existed perfectly distills the area’s mood and demographics in those years.)

“It’s like, Dude, you do! You do!” He twanged the guitar’s open strings. “Literally, there’s a room dedicated to miking these bad boys.” He twanged again.

“I had friends who were raising rounds for their companies. They were all awesome—like, literally, I could totally see these guys being millionaires soon. Some of them already are!”

“What we’re seeing now is literally a shift in the way that people do business—a shift from hierarchical architectures to networked architectures.”

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

barf

marcos, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

“Hardware? No, now you just put it on Amazon or Rackspace. Software? It’s all open-source. Distribution? It’s the App Store, it’s Facebook. Customer service? It’s Twitter—just respond to your best customers on Twitter and get satisfaction. Sales and marketing? It’s Google AdWords, AdSense.

marcos, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

This braiding of tech-business growth with life-style values and aesthetics—and, from there, the world of art—creeps many people out.

http://i.imgur.com/angTNvK.jpg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

we have our Lyft and our Sidecar and our UberX and our InstantCab and our Flywheel

marcos, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

He twanged again.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

Hwin asked the driver whether she had an auxiliary feed into her stereo. She did. He gave her his phone, and an electronic ballad started throbbing from the car’s front speakers.

“Who’s this?” the driver asked.

“My band, unreleased,” Hwin said. “Turn it up!”

The driver nodded appreciatively, and Hwin started singing along with his vocals. The windows were open, and the wind was in my face. We looped around Octavia and continued up Franklin, to the center of the life of a collective kid who, for reasons I still didn’t understand, seemed to have mastered everything about the new Bay Area and how it worked.

http://i.imgur.com/NoJWHpG.gif

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

ready the launch codes

lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link

If I hoped to understand the first thing about American culture in this decade, I realized, I’d need to figure out exactly what was going on in San Francisco.

http://i.imgur.com/KfBjaUT.jpg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

I asked him what he thought the next dip would look like, and he frowned. The coast was socked in, and the Ritz golf course seemed kind of scraggly. “Well, first we need a boom,” he said. I thought about people like Johnny Hwin and Tyler Willis and Naval Ravikant and wondered whether he was looking in the right places.

i have no idea who nathan heller is but this is the worst shit ive read in the new yorker maybe ever

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link

and i read lena dunham writing about owning a dog

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link

i dont understand what that means at all out of context

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link

its the writer talking to an old money guy and getting worried that the old money guy doesn't know about all the cool new startup guys.

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

its like the new yorkers music writing

lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link

I think we've found the next dip, Lots of them, if you get my drift.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link

we have our Lyft and our Sidecar and our UberX and our InstantCab and our Flywheel
― marcos, Tuesday, October 8, 2013 1:01 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Now I’ve sold most of my cars.."

chinavision!, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link

What’s going to happen to these serial entrepreneurs when they’re forty-five and have two kids—especially if they don’t have a hit company? This seemed a window onto the Bay Area’s future, so I asked a lot of people. No one knew. The consensus was that people like this go to work for Google.

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link

"Now I’ve sold most of my cars.."

looooooooooooool i totally didn't even catch that

marcos, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

Chairish, a marketplace for high-end furniture.

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

That’s when his experiment in pushing culture forward really began.

marcos, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link

Forget about it, Jake, it's the Mission.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link

I think the barfiest thing to me was that at no point did the author ever pull back and note that these SF start-up-millionaire-nuevoVC-creative-class whatever people are totally out of touch with the lives of the 99.99999999% and that makes me not respect them very much.

quincie, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link

Them meaning both the subjects and the writer.

quincie, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

Dylannn parodies come to life.

Related article in the current Vanity Fair:
http://www.vanityfair.com/society/2013/10/pacific-heights-real-estate

Trevor Traina, San Francisco’s undisputed social king, has enticed many of the Silicon Valley elite to his ultra-exclusive Pacific Heights neighborhood, showering them with advice about what to wear, how to entertain, and whom to know. But the concept of noblesse oblige may be harder to teach. Evgenia Peretz learns why the arrival of such high-tech moguls as Apple’s Jonathan Ive and Zynga’s Mark Pincus has put some Old Guard noses out of joint.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link

“It’s like Knots Landing,” says Traina, with little irony. He moved to his first home on the Gold Coast—a 5,500-square-foot Wurster house—in 2000, after selling his tech company Compare.net to Microsoft for $100 million. When he decided to get married (to Swanson-food-and-wine heiress Alexis Swanson) and start a family, he deemed the house too small (“O.K. for one kid, but not multiple kids”) and moved across the street to his current house. A 1905 Georgian, it would fit not only a growing family but also his 300-piece photography collection, which includes works by Diane Arbus, Robert Frank, Walker Evans, Garry Winogrand, and William Eggleston. The house is an unabashed paean to extravagant beauty. In one corner is a pair of taxidermy peacocks from Paris—a gift from his stepmother, novelist Danielle Steel. In another, an ornate console table that belonged to movie director Franco Zeffirelli and took center stage at Traina’s dramatic marriage proposal to Alexis in the handbag section of New York’s Bergdorf Goodman. Then there’s his art-book reading room, for which he had a wild notion. “I said to [our decorator] Ann (Getty), ‘Could you do a wall of hand-sewn peacock feather?’ And she said, ‘Absolutely, no problem.’ She had her people hand-sew it.” He has infused his love for over-the-top exquisiteness into his latest Internet venture, a company called IfOnly, which raises money for charity by enlisting the world’s foremost talents to offer “life-enriching experiences” such as cooking with Thomas Keller or getting the world’s “top mixologist” to invent a cocktail for your friend for $250. “We all have too many cashmere sweaters,” he says, explaining the inspiration behind it. “What people want today are experiences and memories… A lot of friends aspire to have incredible experiences, and so I thought, What if we could really delight people by connecting them in the most incredible ways with their heroes and do good in the process? … It’s sort of what I already do.”

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link

I think the barfiest thing to me was that at no point did the author ever pull back and note that these SF start-up-millionaire-nuevoVC-creative-class whatever people are totally out of touch with the lives of the 99.99999999% and that makes me not respect them very much.

― quincie, Tuesday, October 8, 2013 1:35 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's not focused on as much as it should be but he does talk about it briefly when discussing the guy who founded his own private bus service, talking about how taking the solution out of the hands of the government makes it less likely that "normal people" will benefit.

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link

this thread has an appetite for the nyer introducing sardonic winking smilies & maybe in the digital edition deploying rolleyes.gif just to make it super clear though. i guess the guy is allowing an optimistic reading of where we're at & the attitudes that are guiding these people but in concert with how goofy everyone looks i think it's okay to let the reader draw their own conclusions? there doesn't have to be some slash & burn denouement, it puts forward a pretty explicit argument that this stuff kinda stratifies society somewhat

schlump, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link

yeah, the article makes these people seem gross and out-of-touch and terrible, it is not doing any of them any favors unless you already think people like this are cool

Lamp, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link

n/a, true but wtf with the repeated references to "old Chinese lady," jesus H.

quincie, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link

Telling parents back east "Here's what your kids are up to."

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link

yeah, the article makes these people seem gross and out-of-touch and terrible, it is not doing any of them any favors unless you already think people like this are cool
--Lamp

Don't think this is what Nathan Heller thinks at all.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link

otm, the whole thing is written with this wide-eyed reverence that's just as terrible and out-of-touch as the article's subjects.

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 12:41 (ten years ago) link

totally different from the bustle.com piece

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link

Rewinding a couple of weeks, I loved Josh Eells' Vegas EDM piece. Nice deadpan black comedy. Love the details like the girl falling off the stage and the man employed to clear a path for the promoter. And the main players seem somewhat aware that this is an absurd and depressing bubble even as they rake in the $$$.

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link

the Heller piece felt like it should be in the Atlantic with a title like "How the new San Fran techno-aristocracy is changing the way we think and making our lives better and saving the world"

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link

this is sub req, how is it?

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/10/14/131014fa_fact_seabrook

first sentence is not good

goole, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

the whole thing is written with this wide-eyed reverence that's just as terrible and out-of-touch as the article's subjects

well heller obv thinks people like this are cool but the piece is still presented in such a way that it undermines that i guess, or at least doesn't obscure how lame the people hes writing about are? maybe thats just completely unintentional idk

Lamp, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link

Rewinding a couple of weeks, I loved Josh Eells' Vegas EDM piece. Nice deadpan black comedy. Love the details like the girl falling off the stage and the man employed to clear a path for the promoter. And the main players seem somewhat aware that this is an absurd and depressing bubble even as they rake in the $$$.

― Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, October 9, 2013 8:46 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the killer quote being the one where someone tells afrojack that track intros are usually timed by bars not seconds and hes like whats a bar

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link

hah yes i respect that so deeply

lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

iirc he says 'whats bars?' lmao

lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link

i mean it could be a translation thing as english isnt his first language i think, but still

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

Lamp I think if you are pre-disposed to think subjects are douches there is no article about them where you won't find plenty of evidence to affirm that belief. I don't think that is evidence that the article is critical of them.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

Reflecting on that SF article, I have to continuously remind myself that these douches are, like, 25 years old. Were we not all douches at 25? I certainly was.

It is easy for me to forget their true ages when their resumes already have three/four different "started a company, sold it" entries. Starting a company and selling it used to take a lot longer, which is part of the articles point.

Still, barf.

quincie, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

goole i bet you will love the vegas/afrojack piece-- can YSI a pdf if you want me to

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

yeah totally! plz do :)

goole, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

idk anything abt afrojack but i find it almost impossible to believe that anyone working with music software even as a clueless amateur doesn't know what 'bars' are. that's how the visual mapping of everything is delimited. calling them 'measures' is more classical/euro, maybe?

goole, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link

oh whoops you linked to the dr luke thing then i started talking abt the vegas/ afrojack thing.

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

send me whatever man, i'm not choosy

goole, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link

sent via ilxmail

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

cool man. can't d/l at work but i'll check that soon.

goole, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link

Deadpan profiles of douchebags seems to be the New Yorker's new speciality.

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

Hasn't John Seabrook already written that piece btw?

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/03/26/120326fa_fact_seabrook

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

yeah seabrook has apparently made a specialty out of writing about the machinery of pop music, amusingly he apparently is a) a huge eagles fan b) doesnt really like pop music

Lamp, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

i loved the ester dean piece, like even tho he was condescending i found her creative process totally charming and inspiring

lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/currency/2013/10/new-private-club-in-san-francisco.html

LOL now this lady on the other hand really does not like these douchebags:

"The seagull population in San Francisco has risen, from twenty-four birds in 1980 to more than fifty-three thousand in 2013. The gulls threaten endangered native species, interfere with landings and takeoffs at local airports, and even upset Giants fans by eating their snacks and defecating on them during games. They are opportunistic scavengers who adapt easily and can unhinge their jaws to consume what looks like more than their fair share; they may have started out as a small group of not-so-charming birds, but now they’re running the show."

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:12 (ten years ago) link

clubs that select their own members are, by definition, not diverse

This is incorrect?

badg, Thursday, 10 October 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

Gottwald's cell phone rang.

"Hey, man," he said. It was Katy Perry's manager, Bradford Cobb. "What's up? Talk to me."

mookieproof, Friday, 11 October 2013 00:24 (ten years ago) link

The NY law firm article was bonkers in a vicarious John Grisham kinda way

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 11 October 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link

Henry Wallace article showed him bonkers in a hilarious way.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 October 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link

I started the law firm article...it's like a Louis Auchincloss story.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 October 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWUEoq2CUAAQWr1.png

Deafening silence (DL), Friday, 11 October 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

This is great: Michael Shannon gets rejected by the NYer

Brakhage, Friday, 11 October 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link

I love articles about collapsing law firms, looking for a novel version.

i too went to college (silby), Sunday, 13 October 2013 07:33 (ten years ago) link

Is Edward Snowden coming back to fix http://healthcare.gov ? @BorowitzReport http://nyr.kr/1daZQ1c

schlump, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

fp borowitz is the worst

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link

the austerity of his formula is getting kinda seductive to me. it is ... so base.

schlump, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link

if you like reading about collapsing law firms here's another good article: http://www.newrepublic.com/article/113941/

乒乓, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link

The air was warm and moist and pungent with the scent of soured milk, like the cleavage of a nursing mother on a warm day

quincie, Sunday, 27 October 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link

did anyone else lol at "The number of homeless people in New York has gone through the roof they don't have."

flopson, Monday, 28 October 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link

shameless coldblooded homeless zing. in like the first paragraph. bam!

flopson, Monday, 28 October 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link

The New Yorker's Adam Gopnik reminds me of a smart kid who has to stick his hand up in class every single time in case we forget he's smart.

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 4 November 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

Is Jill Lepore's thing on Doctor Who worth resuming my subscription for?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Monday, 4 November 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

main weird ultra new yorkish new yorker thing in the homelessness piece is the author offering up itineraries of his every subway transfer as evidence of his dogged journalistic skills. it's like janet malcolm including her expenses receipts, just really strange.

schlump, Monday, 4 November 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link

the doctor who thing is pretty good, but the thing about the anti-semitic hungarian politician who discovers he's jewish is even better imo

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 4 November 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link

i think the itineraries were intended to demonstrate how fucking big nyc is and how much it sucks to be shuffled all over the system. i doubt that ian frazier (the author of the homelessness piece) was trying to impress you

he maybe gets away with some things due to his long tenure there, tho

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link

in other news, it turns out that I really, truly, could not care less about the new translation of the Decameron.

quincie, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link

Ian Frazier is best known for his travelogues so

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link

new ariel levy piece is kinda incredible

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/11/18/131118fa_fact_levy?currentPage=all

beach boys fan (ko komo) (schlump), Monday, 11 November 2013 05:55 (ten years ago) link

Doctor Who thing is entertaining but nothing you haven't heard before. The "New Yorker angle" -- something about the holocaust being ignored in the UK, which doesn't really seem accurate to me, as a UK Jew -- is a bit perplexing though.

I like the idea of Frazier but I find his pieces really hard work.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 11 November 2013 11:40 (ten years ago) link

Grease thieves piece is really interesting. I couldn't handle the Ariel Levy piece, once I saw where it was going I had to skip it :/

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 11 November 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

;)

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link

i really liked the eugenides short story

johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 November 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link

cool short story bro

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Sunday, 17 November 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link

I did not like it at all, really, and I am typically a Eugenides fan!

quincie, Sunday, 17 November 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link

I also liked the Eugenides story. I don't know that I've ever read anything by him before so I don't know if it's typical. I thought it was fun and amusing and touching.

o. nate, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

Story about stock trading was gently chilling

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

Well was basically about the SEC

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

what did mike cera do @ jeremys party

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link

thanks for posting that

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link

I can't read it til it arrives in print but there's a Calvin Trillin piece on a New York deli in this week's, super psyched, shades of Shopsin's

love mike love (ko komo) (schlump), Monday, 25 November 2013 05:52 (ten years ago) link

it's if anything a little slight but still great. i could read trillin's food writing all day

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 25 November 2013 11:35 (ten years ago) link

For Trillin fans, he also wrote the first-person, one-pager for the back page of the NY Times Magazine last Sunday. It was funny and charming.

o. nate, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 03:46 (ten years ago) link

n/a I need NYer on Kindle assistance again :(

I had not finished last week's issue when this week's issue arrived and supplanted the old issue on my home screen. No biggie, I thought, I'll just open the archives and dig out the old issue. Well, last week's issue isn't in there! Only a few older issues are there, from months ago. Where the fuck are my (recent) old issues?

quincie, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

The art world piece blew my mind, I had no idea there was so much cash being thrown around.

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 12 December 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link

Great ish overall this week.

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 12 December 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link

loved the thing about the french naturalist, eagerly anticipating pt2

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link

This is the time of year when I let my subscription expire and I have to read it for a couple weeks during my lunch break in the library. The article about false confessions was chilling.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

Good recent Fresh Air interview re the false confessions article.
I started the law firm article...it's like a Louis Auchincloss story.
Have you read deep Manhattan back office attorney Louis Begley's fiction? Good profile of him in the NYorker archive, though maybe subcribers-only (I read it in the mag probably decades ago; made a deep background impression)

dow, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

pope profe is GREAT. ft:

- gripping papal origin story
- unnecessary doubhat cameo
- enumeration of which bishops, ministers, servants of the church &c are bald

mustread guy (schlump), Monday, 16 December 2013 07:07 (ten years ago) link

ps ross doubhat is only thirty-four
so say two years ago ross doubhat was just a thirty two year old guy

mustread guy (schlump), Monday, 16 December 2013 07:08 (ten years ago) link

is Douthat writing for the New Yorker now?

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Monday, 16 December 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

oh, is see-- someone named "Ross Doubhat" is in the pope story

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Monday, 16 December 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

Douthat wrote an embarrassing, offensive column about women and sex in yesterday's NYT.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 December 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

i don't doubt that

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 16 December 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link

that should be his calling card, structuring whole columns around incorporating the wordplay of ross not being surprised that something is the case. in fact maybe this IS how he writes but everytime it's edited out but the smoldering wreckage of its shitty foundations remains unaffected.

mustread guy (schlump), Monday, 16 December 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link

the pope profile is dope though

mustread guy (schlump), Monday, 16 December 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link

i shall read

k3vin k., Tuesday, 17 December 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link

Finally read that Trillin piece on the mozzarella place. I thought it was pretty great. Deceptively light in tone, but tinged with melancholy and nostalgia. It seems like the NY ecosystem of colorful little neighborhood shops is passing away, at least in Manhattan. I loved the part about how he couldn't believe he'd been saying hi to a guy in the back of the shop who hadn't been there for the past couple of years.

o. nate, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link

Pope profile was cool but the plant neurobiology article was amazing. It did a really good job of capturing all sides of the discussion and I loved the point about the importance of metaphor and analogy for scientists.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link

ian frazier really out-ian fraziered himself with the nyc road salt bit

willing to bet that 95% of the mentions of staten island 'kills' in the nyer over the past 25 years were written by him

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 December 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I know that this is only from the website, but still ...

Critics of “The Wolf of Wall Street” want its moral lessons spelled out explicitly. In hindsight, they’re complaints will look ridiculous.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 4 January 2014 03:38 (ten years ago) link

THEY'RE COMPLAINTS
THEY'RE COMPLAINTS
THEY'RE COMPLAINTS
THEY'RE COMPLAINTS

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 4 January 2014 03:38 (ten years ago) link

the celebrated New Yorker copy editing department.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 4 January 2014 03:41 (ten years ago) link

they are complaints, which will look ridiculous

k3vin k., Saturday, 4 January 2014 03:42 (ten years ago) link

Every bad thing anyone ever said about the Internet has come true in one apocalyptic typo.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 4 January 2014 03:48 (ten years ago) link

Yep

Flashback to "Bright Lights, Big City"

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 4 January 2014 04:11 (ten years ago) link

Tangent: good article about when copywriters get laid off re bad writing passing through at NY Times.

tbd (Eazy), Saturday, 4 January 2014 04:32 (ten years ago) link

hey nyer thread I just started hilton als' new book & it is beautiful

mustread guy (schlump), Friday, 10 January 2014 04:23 (ten years ago) link

David Grann favorited your Tweet
1m: @DavidGrann me

*does a lil dance*

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 17:23 (ten years ago) link

the valley fever story is good

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 16 January 2014 17:25 (ten years ago) link

david grann faved a tweet of mine once too!!

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 January 2014 17:25 (ten years ago) link

@totallyslutsky: Learned today that the official word for huge @DavidGrann fans is #grannboys

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 January 2014 17:25 (ten years ago) link

*high5* david gann is our friend

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 17:26 (ten years ago) link

man i havent read my new yorkers in so long, also i just subscribed to harpers they have an app now

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 17:26 (ten years ago) link

I let my subscription lapse (as is my wont around December) so I'm owed a couple.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 January 2014 17:33 (ten years ago) link

I got a weird passive aggressive renewal notice the other day, I think because they had the wrong expiration date on my card so couldn't push through the auto renewal. The note implored me to correct my files so that it could ... charge me the insane amount of $89.99 for the year? Yeah, I'll get right on that, New Yorker. I called them instead to see what was up, and with some prodding I talked them down to $69.99 or so. But I wasn't done, because I had seen some promo rate of $50 for the year and told them I saw it on a New Yorker affiliated subscription site (true), the same official site that regularly handles their renewals. The nice woman paused then said, defeated: "We will honor that rate."

Me, for the win.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 January 2014 17:37 (ten years ago) link

still mad i didn't go that route for my $25 rate i had 5-6 years ago

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 16 January 2014 17:41 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I had this awesome rate, too, that spoiled me a bit, but I figure a buck an issue I can more than live with, given it takes me months to actually read one.

I had a sub to Wired that was something like three years for $12. It was just silly-cheap for a solid magazine, and I haven't had the heart to sub at a higher rather since. But I know promos float around, so I'll just wait, biding my time, for the right moment to pounce.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 January 2014 17:43 (ten years ago) link

canadians pay $90 :(

it's still like less than $2 an issue for an entire year tho

RIGHT?!?!?

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link

just get the app mane

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link

i feel totally happy paying full price btw the nyer is good and i want them to flourish in this v trying time for print publications

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

i reallly prefer the real thing

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:08 (ten years ago) link

reading on the app is fine but browsing old issues, having a stack of them in your bathroom, etc, aint the same

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:08 (ten years ago) link

do whatever you want in yr bathroom man thats none of my business destroy the world and all the trees idc

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:09 (ten years ago) link

why dont you destroy the developing world with all your rare earth materials while im cutting down the trees

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:12 (ten years ago) link

ipads are essential to my lifestyle i apologize to no one

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:13 (ten years ago) link

i hate reading things on screens

yes, i appreciate the ironing

★feminist parties i have attended (amateurist), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link

I feel like I have this weird mini-buzz of anxiety reading the NYer app, like I need to rush through the story for some reason. not as chill as reading papes

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link

i read plenty of nyer articles on my phone, v enjoyable experience imo

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link

how can you "read" soemthing on a phone, unless you mean someone is reading it over the phoen to you?

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link

no piles of magazines no need to be in the place where the magazine is delivered to

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:28 (ten years ago) link

My wife totally makes me read articles to her.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link

well i guess we know who wears the pants in this family huh fellas

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:32 (ten years ago) link

ouch!

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link

i have to tell it how it is im just that real

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link

the cool thing about the digital subscription is you can pay for a single month's subscription-- you end up paying like $15 more over the course of a year but w/e

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:34 (ten years ago) link

i'm that guy who prints out longer articles from the web to read at home

★feminist parties i have attended (amateurist), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:36 (ten years ago) link

It takes a real man to read a whole 23-page story about human suffering in Syria or whatever out loud.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link

Actually, what usually happens is that I make it several pages in, then she tells me to stop. So the next day I look for the issue, to finish the story, and she's taken it to finish on the train. And then she forgets it at work. So I never learn how they end!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link

marriage!

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:43 (ten years ago) link

It's all about teamwork: I start reading the articles and she finishes them.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link

you really read them out loud?

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:48 (ten years ago) link

Not all of them. But sometimes, yeah!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link

only in new york

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 January 2014 19:15 (ten years ago) link

that is real love

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 January 2014 21:16 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nprQDt7zoEA

balls, Thursday, 16 January 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link

Real love is having two print subscriptions so you don't have to share.

I'm finding that I get through issues more speedily on the kindle! Like I actually finish the articles I want to read, instead of dog-earring the pages in print and then letting the pile up until I move house.

quincie, Friday, 17 January 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link

Actually, what usually happens is that I make it several pages in, then she tells me to stop. So the next day I look for the issue, to finish the story, and she's taken it to finish on the train. And then she forgets it at work. So I never learn how they end!

― Josh in Chicago

why marriage is doomed

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 03:05 (ten years ago) link

What about the POEMS?

tbd (Eazy), Friday, 17 January 2014 04:00 (ten years ago) link

i'm that guy who prints out longer articles from the web to read at home

― ★feminist parties i have attended (amateurist), Thursday, January 16, 2014 6:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hey there

Deafening silence (DL), Friday, 17 January 2014 10:40 (ten years ago) link

it's always a treat spotting a dude on the train reading something from a website he printed out at the office, people watching bonus points

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 17 January 2014 12:45 (ten years ago) link

Sticking it to The Man, one A4 sheet at a time.

Deafening silence (DL), Friday, 17 January 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link

great read

Mordy , Tuesday, 21 January 2014 00:00 (ten years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2014/01/27/140127fa_fact_remnick?utm_source=tny&utm_campaign=generalsocial&utm_medium=twitter

putting this here so i remember to read it

k3vin k., Tuesday, 21 January 2014 02:45 (ten years ago) link

http://www.readability.com dude

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 02:49 (ten years ago) link

use pocket instead or something

markers, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 02:51 (ten years ago) link

Or fold the fucking page over like every other person on the planet

you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link

Ugh I hate Patricia Marx so much. Her shopping updates were dumb enough, but this week she writes about taking a trip on a freighter, which is potentially interesting, but her writing is so self-centered and cutesy and trite that the piece is totally worthless.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link

i have never been able to figure out if those shopping articles are satire or not

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 16:41 (ten years ago) link

There's this part of the freighter article where she starts talking about the crew and their lives and for a few paragraphs it's actually a decent article but then she has to go back to describing her shitty cabin and what stuff she packed and what food she ate and it's so awful.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 16:43 (ten years ago) link

Holy shit that Syngenta article

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:36 (ten years ago) link

"Ya fulla my jizz right now"

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:49 (ten years ago) link

NA otm about that Patricia Marx piece. So much potential, so much UGH.

quincie, Thursday, 6 February 2014 00:06 (ten years ago) link

Holy shit that Syngenta article

yeah

Lamp, Thursday, 6 February 2014 02:48 (ten years ago) link

the last line of the Wm. Burroughs piece is painfully OTM

i read a lot of his stuff in college (the more narrative, straightforward stuff mostly, the cut-up shit was too abstract for me then, can't remember if i actually made it through NL) but feel no need whatsoever to return to it for any reason now

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 February 2014 14:47 (ten years ago) link

it's a negative review? i love burroughs

flopson, Friday, 7 February 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link

i mean of his work not the bio

flopson, Friday, 7 February 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link

i guess i can just go read it or look at the last line

flopson, Friday, 7 February 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link

let me save you some time.

The line is

"William Burroughs sucks."

waterbabies (waterface), Friday, 7 February 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link

lol

yesterday i read the evil oakland county mayor (what a fucking asshole!!!) one and the 20 page obama profile/interview. kind of wish the latter was just a 5 page interview w/o all the flourishes & context but it was pretty good, was actually kind of surprised how aware he was of a lot of criticisms from the left, seemed clear that he had thought about them a lot and responded to them fairly straightforwardly

flopson, Friday, 7 February 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link

Loved the Obama piece, partly because it illustrated how the things I admire about him as a person, eg his sense of complexity and nuance, are at odds with the demands of the presidency.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Friday, 7 February 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link

TNC did an excellent dissection of what he disliked about Obama's comments on black achievements.

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/01/the-champion-barack-obama/283458/

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 February 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link

nobel prize for science to those hayes -> syngenta e-mails
so beautiful

mustread guy (schlump), Friday, 7 February 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link

I was p pissed off about the Syngenta article cuz the day I read it, I was driving somewhere and npr did this really toothless summary/interview with the author where they presented the story as though Syngenta's actions were somewhat reasonable instead of being some sort of calculated Scientology-style mental fuckery

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 7 February 2014 21:28 (ten years ago) link

Is there a name for a day where you read the New Yorker and listen to npr

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 7 February 2014 21:29 (ten years ago) link

Sunday

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 February 2014 21:32 (ten years ago) link

True

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 8 February 2014 04:08 (ten years ago) link

The piece about Diana Nyad this week is brilliant

cerealbar, Saturday, 8 February 2014 10:52 (ten years ago) link

lots of New Yorker plot (w/Sparks Nevada as a NY writer) on Brooklyn 99 this week

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Sunday, 9 February 2014 02:17 (ten years ago) link

i have issues w/diana nyad but first few pages of article were fascinating. will finish later.

jaymc, Sunday, 9 February 2014 07:54 (ten years ago) link

Good piece but didn't they do a nyad piece in the not-to-distant past? Like withing a few years?

quincie, Sunday, 9 February 2014 09:21 (ten years ago) link

was actually kind of surprised how aware he was of a lot of criticisms from the left, seemed clear that he had thought about them a lot and responded to them fairly straightforwardly

― flopson, Friday, February 7, 2014 11:19 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah really, did u think he was dumb or something

lag∞n, Saturday, 15 February 2014 12:14 (ten years ago) link

I decided somewhat on a whim to read all the articles in the current issue - I usually read about one on average. The Roger Angell piece on being 90+ is great - kind of stunning in its frankness. The Batuman article on Turkey is pretty good, although it seems now that she's mastered that understated, knowing New-Yorker style there's less of her personality than in her older articles that I prefer. I ended up enjoying the piece on Amazon's fraught relationship with the NY publishing establishment a lot more than I expected to, mainly for how Amazon seems to have a gift for inciting the publishing world into paroxysms of rage that end up being kind of self-destructive - witness the whole Apple iBook anti-trust debacle, which seems to be a major self-inflicted wound driven by Amazon derangement syndrome.

o. nate, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 21:30 (ten years ago) link

i read that nantucket boating article, the most baffling part was

Tom began running summer fishing charters out of the island's West End. He'd make himself a peanut butter, mayonnaise, and lettuce sandwich,

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 23:47 (ten years ago) link

YES

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link

Haha, otm! I read that article last night and was baffled by that as well. I demand a follow-up story on that terrible sandwich.

an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link

the Angell piece o.nate references is amazing.

Simon H., Thursday, 20 February 2014 18:17 (ten years ago) link

It's online here:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2014/02/17/140217fa_fact_angell

o. nate, Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:11 (ten years ago) link

True rationalists are as rare in life as actual deconstructionists are in university English departments, or true bisexuals in gay bars.

fuckin gopnik

mookieproof, Friday, 21 February 2014 00:53 (ten years ago) link

surprised that made it through fact checking

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 21 February 2014 01:22 (ten years ago) link

gopniiiiiiik *shakes fist at nyer app*

lag∞n, Monday, 24 February 2014 13:02 (ten years ago) link

Gopnik wrote the article as if trying to impress disillusioned McSweeney's readers.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 February 2014 13:03 (ten years ago) link

is it played to complain about how shitty borowitz is

goole, Thursday, 27 February 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link

i mean, fuck

goole, Thursday, 27 February 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link

I've got a teaching colleague who posts Borowitz garbage on Facebook every day

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 February 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link

are you implying there are people somewhere on facebook who don't post borowitz garbage every day?

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 27 February 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link

I deny the existence of people who write "Essential reading!!" on a Borowitz garbage post.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 February 2014 17:39 (ten years ago) link

how about peolpe who write "haha" or "totally true" on a garbage borowitz post?

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 27 February 2014 17:41 (ten years ago) link

The top two slots on the "most popular" list are Borowitz yet again. Do you think the Gopniks and the Hertzbergs really hate him for that? I would.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 27 February 2014 17:45 (ten years ago) link

i am at peace with max's justification of borowitz's existence, which is essentially that he brings the NYer a lot of clicks so they can keep paying people to write cool stuff

k3vin k., Thursday, 27 February 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link

it is the search for the justification of those clicks that keeps us awake though

mustread guy (schlump), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:44 (ten years ago) link

what is up with the pluralization of 'SATs'

it's not even consistent

mookieproof, Friday, 28 February 2014 00:22 (ten years ago) link

the borowitz report is a million times better than letting gopnik right about books

Lamp, Friday, 28 February 2014 04:45 (ten years ago) link

what is up with the pluralization of 'SATs'

it's not even consistent

― mookieproof, Thursday, February 27, 2014 7:22 PM (Yesterday)

huh?

k3vin k., Friday, 28 February 2014 15:53 (ten years ago) link

Taking the SATs is not something to do lightly.

The last time I took the SATs, there was no essay.

she determined to take the SAT each of the seven times it was offered in the course of the calendar year

Stier’s only experience with the SAT was the sort that most students have, or at least had

The SATs were administered for the first time on June 23, 1926.

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2014/03/03/140303fa_fact_kolbert?currentPage=all

mookieproof, Friday, 28 February 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link

oh i thought you were referring to there not being an apostrophe. yeah unless there's some sort of difference in i'm not aware of that's poor editing

k3vin k., Friday, 28 February 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link

yeah i don't understand why it would ever be plural, but at least pick one way

mookieproof, Friday, 28 February 2014 16:25 (ten years ago) link

I just finished the epic Amazon article. Scared for the future.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link

xpost I could have sworn from that article that SAT doesn't even stand for/mean anything anymore.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:20 (ten years ago) link

^^^

Yes.

"Spitzer was given time off from his bomb work to set up a secret thermonuclear-energy project in an old rabbit hutch at Princeton. He designed a tabletop device, which he called a stellarator, that looked like a pipe twisted into a figure eight. When the device was first turned on in the darkened hutch, an instantaneous purple glow appeared ..."

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 03:19 (ten years ago) link

that article about clubbing in berlin is something all right

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:13 (ten years ago) link

KEYWORDS
BERLIN, GERMANY; MUSIC; BERGHAIN; NIGHT CLUBS; BOAR HUNTERS; TECHNO CLUBS; E.D.M. (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC)

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:13 (ten years ago) link

The personal history essay about the author's deaf mother was one of the most moving things I've read in a while.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link

wasnt there somewhat recently another piece on under armour? or maybe it was somewhere else

the anthony lane article on ScarJo is some goddess worship, vanity fair ish imo

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:24 (ten years ago) link

under armour and scarjo were both this week, yeah

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:26 (ten years ago) link

i confused the under armour piece with the one on spanxx which was last years 'style issue' i think, maybe

no war but glass war (Lamp), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:30 (ten years ago) link

under armour is by kelefa, yes?

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 17:30 (ten years ago) link

Recently I've loved Packer's Amazon epic, Tad Friend's Aronofsky profile and Roger Angell on old age.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 23:06 (ten years ago) link

thought menand's article on paul de man was pretty good, mostly lacking in condescension for literary theorists and some decent context setting for a subject that rarely gets presented in a non-ludicrous way for a general audience.

ryan, Thursday, 20 March 2014 03:40 (ten years ago) link

The ScarJo profile should have been bylined Anthony Lane's Dick

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 20 March 2014 11:05 (ten years ago) link

Johansson’s backside, barely veiled in peach-colored underwear

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 20 March 2014 11:22 (ten years ago) link

Lane has always had a pervy streak, which I think he means to be cheeky but which often comes off, well, gross. Which is ironic, because Denby is the one who had an actual addiction to internet porn, which makes his eliding the issue (in, say, his epic, rambling "Nymphomaniac" review) that much more conspicuous.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 March 2014 11:57 (ten years ago) link

how is that ironic

waterbabies (waterface), Thursday, 20 March 2014 13:03 (ten years ago) link

The guy with the porn addiction reviews the porn-ish movie about the sex addict without mentioning his porn addiction? Isn't that ironic?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 March 2014 13:34 (ten years ago) link

no

waterbabies (waterface), Thursday, 20 March 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link

Also I read it as you think it's ironic Lane wrote the pervy article when it's Denby who had the addiction. still, not ironic.

waterbabies (waterface), Thursday, 20 March 2014 13:39 (ten years ago) link

How about rain on your wedding day?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 March 2014 13:40 (ten years ago) link

is the de man profile called Who's De Man

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 March 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link

De Man Who Couldn't Afford To Orgy

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 March 2014 13:44 (ten years ago) link

De Man Who Would Be King (Of Literary Theory). Elegant headline. They missed a trick.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 20 March 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link

she seemed to be made from champagne.

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link

The Derrida piece in Critical Inquiry that tried to exculpate de Man is actually really sad to read. He is just reaching so desperately to not face the truth and it's unusual to read something by Derrida where his vilnerability is apparent.

Treeship, Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link

Menand did a great job of articulating why deconstructionism was incredibly exciting to some people and why, after a brief acquaintance with it at university, it has almost zero appeal to me.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:54 (ten years ago) link

He also did a good job of clearing up misunderstandings, especially this idea that there is something "nihilistic" in teasing out paradoxes in apparently stable texts.

Treeship, Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link

For me when I was studying literature, the thumbnail sketch of the idea was bracing and energising - it's always good to be told to question everything - but when I tried to go deeper I lost interest. It's just not how I like to read. But it was nice to see Menand push back eloquently against the current consensus that it was a pointless, arid detour.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link

I thought this piece was really, REALLY bad, like maybe the worst thing I've ever read in the NYer (granted it's on the "blog" so I guess that's their excuse):
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/2014/03/the-pointlessness-of-unplugging.html

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, 22 March 2014 01:57 (ten years ago) link

Yeah that's a pretty dumb piece.

quincie, Saturday, 22 March 2014 02:08 (ten years ago) link

the only shouts & murmurs piece that has ever made me teehee:

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2014/03/good-meeting.html

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/2014/03/lord-jamar-rap-hip-hop-conservative.html

This seems like it would appeal to the ilxor audience. Can't say I have ever listened to any Brand Nubian,and this article certainly isn't going to change that anytime soon.

JohnSock, Thursday, 27 March 2014 06:28 (ten years ago) link

Brand Nubian's music is awesome but I hated Lord Jamar on the Combat Jack show, bigot and true homophobe.

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Friday, 28 March 2014 00:41 (ten years ago) link

the scarjo piece had me contemplating cancellation my subscription, whoever greenlit that piece deserves as much scorn as anthony lane for writing it.

i guess i can tell anthony lane and david denby apart now.

espring (amateurist), Friday, 28 March 2014 01:17 (ten years ago) link

tbh i couldn't even finish it.

espring (amateurist), Friday, 28 March 2014 01:17 (ten years ago) link

The thing i find interesting about the Brand Nubian piece, is the way it shines a spotlight on the emerging reactionary impulses amongst some old school hip hop fans. It's like rap is getting it's very own version of classic rock and associated conservatism towards music that falls outside traditional ideas of "masculinity" or whatever.

JohnSock, Friday, 28 March 2014 07:43 (ten years ago) link

?? that has always been the case

just sayin, Friday, 28 March 2014 08:14 (ten years ago) link

it just reminds me of an old article about Death Row Records where Snoop and the Dogg Pound run into the guy from PM Dawn and start yelling anti-gay slurs at him

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Friday, 28 March 2014 09:00 (ten years ago) link

apologies for being arguably off topic, but do any of you fuck w/ a digital only sub to this? i haven't had any sub since high school, but might change that eventually and am considering skipping print altogether

markers, Friday, 28 March 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link

i guess it'd probably be a newsstand sub on my ipad

markers, Friday, 28 March 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link

for 10 bucks more a year you get the print, too

waterbabies (waterface), Friday, 28 March 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link

i don't get the point of a digital subscription. NYers are easy to carry with you, no?

espring (amateurist), Friday, 28 March 2014 17:48 (ten years ago) link

Digital subs arrive on time & your roommate can't steal them as punishment for not doing the washing up (that's me)

badg, Friday, 28 March 2014 17:51 (ten years ago) link

it just reminds me of an old article about Death Row Records where Snoop and the Dogg Pound run into the guy from PM Dawn and start yelling anti-gay slurs at him

― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Friday, March 28, 2014 5:00 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this avail or can i get an issue date to pull from the archives? sounds dope

johnny crunch, Friday, 28 March 2014 17:54 (ten years ago) link

I hated the digital but am happy enough with the Kindle edition.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 28 March 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link

jc, couldn't find that but DID find this:
http://www.nytimes.com/1996/01/14/magazine/does-a-sugar-bear-bite.html?pagewanted=all
gonna slot this in the hip hop stories thread as well because it's a helluva read

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 March 2014 18:08 (ten years ago) link

thx 4ks

johnny crunch, Friday, 28 March 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link

xpost the Death Row thing was not in the New Yorker--Spin, maybe?

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Friday, 28 March 2014 21:55 (ten years ago) link

Snoop, Dre’s little brother Warren G and Daz have come to pick me up for a ride to Long Beach. Downstairs, in the hotel lobby, Li’l Malik (of the group Illegal) and Snoop’s cousin, Big C-Style, are waiting, watching cars. Malik runs up to Snoop, “Yo, that fat PM Dawn nigga is right there. Look!” Prince Be is waiting for a valet to park his convertible. ” Faggot, biiyaach!” Snoop doesn’t join Malik in dissing Prince Be, but he doesn’t speak to him either. Once we’re inside Snoop’s black Grand Cherokee 4×4, I glance back at Prince Be through the tinted windows; his feelings are visibly hurt.

http://dreamhampton.com/1993/06/24/snoop-g-down/_2696090972.html

Number None, Saturday, 29 March 2014 11:53 (ten years ago) link

the article on Svetlana fascinated me, especially since I've been reading about George Kennan lately.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 March 2014 11:59 (ten years ago) link

Not sure why Brand Nubian guy being a homophobe is shocking. "Punk Jumps Up to Get Up Beat Down" came out 20 years ago.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 29 March 2014 17:54 (ten years ago) link

the story on the West Virginia chemical spill is the first I've read in months that felt like a slow wrenching of every organ in my body.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 April 2014 22:21 (ten years ago) link

great new yorker momentz, this afternoon. i'm not sure if they occasionally hold off on publishing an article until the moment is right or if it's just a happy coincidence, but the Evan Osnos article on the recent West Virginia chemical spill, Chemical Valley is simultaneously the best article I've read on the spill and a powerful rebuke to the recent Supreme Court decision that was based on the idea that "Ingratiation and access … are not corruption."

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 April 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link

but they aren't! Roberts said so.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 5 April 2014 22:36 (ten years ago) link

citing the infallible "earlier dumb opinion that we wrote"

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 April 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

man that pain dr one

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:23 (nine years ago) link

yeah, I felt awful about his daughter getting blackballed as a result of everything

axe douche for men (silby), Monday, 5 May 2014 05:08 (nine years ago) link

the detail about them picking out prison-friendly wedding rings at k-mart :/

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 5 May 2014 13:04 (nine years ago) link

the guy seemed like such a fascinating chump, too, like a coen bros character

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 5 May 2014 13:04 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

blanking on what i've read & liked recently but it dawned on me to hit up this thread, are any of you listening to the longform podcast? it's really good. nerdy interviews with nerdy journalists. it's really good. cool eps with like sarah stillman, ariel levy, rachel aviv, &c&c.

schlump, Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link

Loved the Ariel Levy and Emily Nussbaum ones. As always I could do with less Gopnik.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

the article on memory was cool, not sure i had ever known of that study where what was it 20%? of the subjects "remembered" details of being lost @ a mall as a child even though it never happened

johnny crunch, Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link

That militia article is ultimately not that great but was super engrossing

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah the memory article was good. also really liked the piece on parkinson's a couple weeks before.

schlump, Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link

What is your definition of a "great" article then? To me an article that had me "super engrossed" would be great, imho.

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link

The writing wasn't interesting in itself, it wasn't emotionally doing much. The writer found a really horrific story about dumb army people and told it, seems like something that I may say that I read in the New Yorker if someone else talks about it idk

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

what was the memory article?

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

he can't remember

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link

The woman w/ the holocaust survivor dad one

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link

http://m.newyorker.com/the40s

saw this in a bookstore the other day and nearly bought it, but it's 40 bucks. it's on my birthday list

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

the '90s one is gonna be expensive

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 May 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link

lol

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link

That militia article is ultimately not that great but was super engrossing

I agree with this. It was kinda trashy I thought - I almost felt a little dirty for reading it when I finished. If you like true crime, it's competent enough, but ultimately just kind of gross and sad.

o. nate, Friday, 23 May 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link

the rambly Gopnik thing about Whorfianism was kinda weak but I would read an entire book of him telling stories about his parents tbh

axe douche for men (silby), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

i skip everything by gopnik on principle

johnny crunch, Friday, 23 May 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link

his article about college sports was riddled with inaccuracies

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Friday, 23 May 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link

i skip everything by gopnik on principle

― johnny crunch

balls, Friday, 23 May 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link

i'm going to use emily nussbaum's High Maintenance writeup as yet another excuse to further evangelize for it:

High Maintenance - Very good web-series. Discuss.

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

a. The Disruption Machine: What the gospel of innovation gets wrong, by Jill Lepore

b. Clayton Christensen Responds to New Yorker Takedown of 'Disruptive Innovation'

You keep referring to Lepore by her first name. Do you know her?

I've never met her in my life.

c. lol

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 June 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link

yeah the article was a solid B+ the response bumps it up to A trolling

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 21 June 2014 00:43 (nine years ago) link

lepore piece reminded me of creationist 'takedowns', too lazy to have even a passing familiarity w/ what it's attacking, too smug to be bothered, eventual collapse into corny end of movie declaration of love for god/humanity/the easter bunny. she doesn't pretend to actually have any ideas though so she's better than yr gladwells i guess.

balls, Saturday, 21 June 2014 01:00 (nine years ago) link

balls disruption

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 June 2014 01:04 (nine years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2014/06/30/140630fa_fact_toobin?currentPage=all&mobify=0

the usual toobin caveats apply, but worth reading

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 June 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link

I enjoyed the Rebecca Curtis story in the current issue.

o. nate, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link

The article about private probation companies is the best reporting I've read this year.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 June 2014 12:02 (nine years ago) link

That's Sarah Stillman, who also reported last year's piece on civil forfeiture. Her book, whenever it comes, will be a doozy.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 26 June 2014 13:51 (nine years ago) link

that's cool, the latter def reminded me of the former but had no idea they were connected or noticed they were by the same writer

johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 June 2014 13:55 (nine years ago) link

oh looking forward to reading that then

k3vin k., Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link

yeah she is killing it. the pieces feel just so diligently & patiently reported, some of their weight elicited by just understanding how everyday this shit is. there are a couple of notes about the degree to which this kinda practice (ditto civil forfeiture; she wrote another before that kinda in the same vein, too, iirc) is a consequence of weird rightist anti-tax movements, but she doesn't even soapbox too hard, just lays it on you.

schlump, Friday, 27 June 2014 00:39 (nine years ago) link

I liked the Chilean miner article.

o. nate, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link

jack handy piece is great

schlump, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 03:27 (nine years ago) link

I'm starting to think that Peter Schjeldahl is the worst critic on the NYer staff, and there is some pretty stiff competition in that department.

o. nate, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link

The New Yorker said that it was making the change from a position of strength, after having its most profitable year in decades in 2013.

this is pretty wild!

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 12:56 (nine years ago) link

i wish their old articles were truly online... don't get me wrong, i dig the scanned ads and pics and everything, but they'd be so much more convenient if they were set in actual text you could instapaper/copy&paste etc. i say this as a paying subscriber

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link

Agreed. Don't see any evidence they're about to do that (although presumably they could - I would imagine that when they scanned the old articles they OCRed them at the same time?).

toby, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link

who knows? They must have done the scans at least 9 years ago, since that's when they released the Complete New Yorker on CD-ROMs

relentlessly pecking at peace (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 14:24 (nine years ago) link

True. Certainly some of the old articles have been OCRed, as they put them up sometimes (e.g. when people die). But I have no sense of how automated the process is - quite possibly they have to be edited by hand after processing, which would make doing all the old articles a bit of a nightmare.

toby, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link

i rarely read the fiction, but def recommend this week's -- greg Jackson - wagner in the desert

and found this Q&A w/ him, im not surprised he admits dfw's influence, and has even recently taught a course abt him

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2014/07/this-week-in-fiction-greg-jackson.html

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

I liked the article about the Atlanta school cheating on standardized testing this week.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link

^^^ yeah that was good. Much better than this terrible self-published book from a former Teach for America dude who taught in New Orleans, and who noted similar testing, er, "irregularities."

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link

I meant to say that I ended up reading that terrible self-published book because he was the college roommate of a cousin of one of the women in one of my book clubs. The book club that is reading Mindy Kaling's book for this month. This book club is a hilarious contrast to my other book club, where we read David Copperfield and shit.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

lol it took me a minute to remember the dickens tbh. i was kinda like 'wait - is mindy kaling supposedly a more intellectual writer than david copperfield?'

and omg i just saw that that book is more original fiction, thinking of the 'you like fiction books?' part in they came together and thinking 'eh, maybe i don't'.

balls, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

Haha I am totally going to pitch that for the Mindy Kaling book club's next read. I had no idea.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

Enjoyed the Chilean miner and Stephen Crane pieces. I knew next to nothing about Crane so it was a blast.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

the chilean miner one was insane

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link

the rock that caused the collapse was the size of a FORTY FIVE STORY BUILDING

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link

"the chilean miner one" is such a platonic ideal description of a new yorker article

k3vin k., Wednesday, 16 July 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link

pretty sure that i'm reducing if not fully misrepresenting this, but, just re: setting articles into text: i think the nyer's maybe a little constrained by copyright? iirc there's a weird stipulation in us copyright law that means that the thing the new yorker owns of its archive is the layout of the words on the page - so the product they assembled using an author's writing - & that the thing they're able to freely reproduce is this rather than the text itself. i feel like they were probably pretty heavy hitting in getting the rights to pieces back in the day, so maybe they have the text rights as well, but i think with a lot of other printed matter this is the obstacle preventing mass republication.

schlump, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 23:21 (nine years ago) link

prose in the chilean miner piece was so wild. like i didn't know anybody wrote like that anymore. i loved getting like a quarter of the way through & realising the author ~wasn't going to take you out of the mine~.

schlump, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 23:27 (nine years ago) link

that's interesting re:copyright. It makes sense that the New Yorker doesn't own, say, John Hersey's Hiroshima .

relentlessly pecking at peace (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link

i think the fact that there are other ny-er-specific licensing things going on makes it extra complicated - or i guess less complicated - because there probably is stuff that they either can print or can print without much hassle. so maybe they would own hiroshima in some ways, idk. but i think it is a thing.

schlump, Thursday, 17 July 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link

the chilean minor one was intensely well done

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 July 2014 03:32 (nine years ago) link

the oakland tech industry piece felt like it was somehow written while the author was in a state of facepalm

letter from san francisco or w/e it's called is really fun for the last year or so. it's kinda the exact same topic & the exact same raised nyer eyebrows of doubt every time, i like it.

schlump, Thursday, 17 July 2014 04:20 (nine years ago) link

i loved getting like a quarter of the way through & realising the author ~wasn't going to take you out of the mine

Yeah, it was a good decision to focus on that part of it. Feel like I would read a book about this by this author.

o. nate, Thursday, 17 July 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

Really hideous responsive site redesign today: http://www.newyorker.com

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 21 July 2014 11:21 (nine years ago) link

Nice that everything's free for the summer though.

o. nate, Monday, 21 July 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

it looks fine to me

k3vin k., Monday, 21 July 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link

It’s, Like, O.K. The Way Teens Talk
BY ADAM GOPNIK

Kids who use lots of qualifiers are conscientious.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 21 July 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link

i mean..... adam. adam adam adam adam. can you stop writing? at all? starting now? PLEASE

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 21 July 2014 14:34 (nine years ago) link

gdamn ronda rousey has a good publicist

johnny crunch, Monday, 21 July 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link

i don't like the redesign either. every site goes for the same look.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 July 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link

yikes that redesign is weird

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 14:02 (nine years ago) link

Paleo diet article was good

calstars, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link

a lot of good stuff lately, e.g. the one about the civil rights act and old-school feminists

also the one about the atlanta teaching scandal

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link

yeah i enjoyed the men and one

k3vin k., Tuesday, 22 July 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link

lol n/h, the menand one

k3vin k., Tuesday, 22 July 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link

the sad thing about the atlanta teaching scandal is after investigation/prosecuting atlanta administrators and teachers for cheating, the state is instituting statewide THE SAME POLICIES THAT LED TO THE CHEATING IN THE FIRST PLACE

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link

pretty much the entire country is in some form or other. it does touch on what seems to me one of the bigger misunderstandings, this complete faith in data in fields where we understand so little the idea that analysis of this unprecedented data could yield certainty is absurd. keep waiting for someone to tie common core, prism, wall st quants, etc together (even if only in piecemeal fashion, like a bizarro gladwell), only some w/ enough actual understanding of how data can be useful and why so not just some clueless moron like jill lepore or joe morgan or some angry humanities crank like wieseltier. the closest i've seen of late was that thing carlo rovelli wrote but even there you're talking like a three sentence aside (mixed feelings about that piece in general).

balls, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link

a friend is an economist whose work is critical of attempts to yoke teacher evaluation to test scores, he spends a lot of space pointing out the problems with and limits of the sort of data that school "reformist" types swear by

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link

i'm gradually moving from science to education and trust me i get the comfort of data, 'you can never have too much data' is damn near a mantra of mine in the lab, but the faith in data (or more accurately testing) i come across in education policy sometimes makes me want to laugh. i mean i'll run a battery of different kind of assays on something before i feel comfortable w/ the results and this is dealing w/ stuff that doesn't possess nearly the confounding factors and we have much more ability to measure than children and learning. i'm totally on board w/ doing the testing and analysis, but pretending to know it will tell us anything nevermind tell us a lot and then basing policy on this new 'knowledge' seems ridiculous to me even before you get in the ponzi scheme aspect of perpetual improvement and the possibility (to me at least, i don't know nearly as much about education policy and history as a lot of ppl here) that this is all in reaction to a crisis that might not even exist.

balls, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link

yeah that was my favorite quote from that article, the one from the mathematician who was like I don't get the magical thinking about data that exists in education these days. it was so nice to have someone just say that. a mathematician, even! I want to quote that article in every single faculty meeting this year.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 00:37 (nine years ago) link

the crisis is the same one the Reagan administration identified in 1983 and it's often painted pretty xenophobically. I wish in one of the presentations I've had to sit through a principal or administrator would acknowledge that it is a good thing when kids in other countries get more access to education. and that it's good for everyone in the world. the whole we don't learn math and science well enough to dominate brown and yellow people take on the crisis is kind of whatever to me. the way poor kids get educated compared to the way rich kids get educated in this country is a fucking disgrace, as is the de facto racial segregation in public schools, but as the article points out, you can't address those things in schools alone.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 00:41 (nine years ago) link

half the time w/ testing data they don't even know what it is they're measuring

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 00:59 (nine years ago) link

"half the time"

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 00:59 (nine years ago) link

lol

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 02:44 (nine years ago) link

the crisis is the same one the Reagan administration identified in 1983 - haha 'a nation at risk', yeah i wrote a paper on that and the sandia report. i've read stuff that suggests it was a kind of deliberate subversion of reagan's actual education goals, yr basic 'the federal govt has no role in education' stuff along w/ 'unless it's enforcing school prayer' wacko addendums. still a crock of shit study.

balls, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 03:47 (nine years ago) link

Is the site's search broken for everyone else?

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 05:54 (nine years ago) link

yes it just says loading

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link

The MathBabe blog has some interesting posts on education and testing:

http://mathbabe.org/category/education/

o. nate, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

i wish the lists were more descriptive but this one seems pretty classic + solid (a lot of them are just decent articles from the last 10-20 years):
http://www.businessinsider.com/8-new-yorker-stories-you-should-read-2014-7

Mordy, Friday, 25 July 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link

the businessinsider link isn't showing the articles for free for me. links like this still say "This article is available to subscribers only, in our archive viewer. Get immediate access to this article for just $1 a week by SUBSCRIBING NOW."

has the free thing ended or is it because im uk-based?

NI, Monday, 28 July 2014 02:34 (nine years ago) link

ah. seems it's just the older articles, they don't seem to have been transferred to text and have to be read through the 'archive viewer' which doesn't work for me. no mind, i was only after them to send-to-kindle

NI, Monday, 28 July 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link

Radical feminists vs. transgender women and Chicago false arrest articles both excellent this week.

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

I've linked to this in the transgender thread, but Julia Serano's comments on the article about trans-exclusionary radical feminists (for which she was interviewed) are worth reading as a supplement: http://juliaserano.blogspot.com/2014/07/two-articles-related-to-femininity-and.html.

one way street, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

deleted the disgraceful iphone app today, thank u god for comprehensive web content #blessed

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 August 2014 09:47 (nine years ago) link

not sure if there are legal issues or not, seems like prob not considering theyre already in the web, but putting all the back issues on the web and out of that horrible viewer shd be pretty doable, their formatting is very consistent over the years

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 August 2014 09:52 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Just read the Gladwell piece from the other week about organized crime. Amazing that he completely ignores race. Like, he's baffled that organized crime worked as a ladder to middle-class legitimacy for Irish, Italians, Jews, but hasn't done the same for black Americans. He attributes it to better policing, less corruption, pretty much everything but race. Seems clueless even by Gladwell standards.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 17 August 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link

there was so much abt that was that was just like what exactly are u saying here buddy

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 August 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

Gladwell is contractually obligated to stare in childlike bemusement at things that are painfully obvious to most everyone else.

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Sunday, 17 August 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link

yeah it was obviously all about race but he seemed kinda shy to say it, even tho... he was saying it

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

On the plus side, it made me interested in reading the book he was talking about.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

new yorker articles that are basically long summaries of other people's books are weird imho

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

"hey did u read that article derived the book, it was pretty crazy *presents one factoid from article*, makes u think"

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link

I love articles that are long summaries of books that I would otherwise never read at all. I mean isn't that pretty much the entire model of most "____ review of books" publications?

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

yes, my fave kind of article too.

Mordy, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link

i like the ones where elizabeth kolbert tears open buttholes
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2009/11/16/hosed

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link

i don't mean that levitt and dubner are buttholes; i mean that their buttholes are wider now.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

and torn

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link

good issue so far, really looking forward to the specter piece on GMOs

k3vin k., Saturday, 23 August 2014 04:29 (nine years ago) link

The article about the drag queen luchador was good enough to make up for another stupid Lena Dunham piece.

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

"Adam Gopnik on the history of pedestrianism"
^^^ I see what u did there?

before you die you see the rink (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/10/06/law-3

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 04:04 (nine years ago) link

this week is fulla good stuff

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 10:58 (nine years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/10/06/law-3

Jesus Fucking Christ this story

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 12:05 (nine years ago) link

Just got around to the Alex Ross essay on the Frankfurt School from last month. Good read. And yeah that Rikers piece is so good -- not just the reporting, but her writing is very pared back, if anything she underdramatizes it, which makes it more powerful.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 October 2014 12:45 (nine years ago) link

but her writing is very pared back, if anything she underdramatizes it, which makes it more powerful.

definitely. i was summarizing the rikers story for my gf last night, and as i was listing off all of the events it sounded so crazy and unconscionable.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 9 October 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link

yeah it made me sick to my stomach

I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 9 October 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link

Shortly after Mathew's eighteenth birthday, Bobby presented him with a plaque inscribed with the words "Son Who Shattered His Father's Dream."

mookieproof, Friday, 10 October 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link

yea that was ice cold

johnny crunch, Friday, 10 October 2014 02:19 (nine years ago) link

I mean I feel for the father, what with his son going to Duke and whatnot

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 10 October 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link

^^^

mookieproof, Friday, 10 October 2014 03:13 (nine years ago) link

lol

k3vin k., Friday, 10 October 2014 04:14 (nine years ago) link

Patricia Marx's piece on emotional support animals this week is terrible.

An alpaca looks so much like a big stuffed animal that if you walked around F.A.O. Schwarz with one nobody would notice. What if you tried to buy a ticket for one on an Amtrak train? The alpaca in question was four and a half feet tall, weighed a hundred and five pounds, and had a Don King haircut. My mission: to take her on a train trip from Hudson, New York, to Niagara Falls.

WHAT IF INDEED?

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 12:53 (nine years ago) link

I really want to buy the Lahr book on Tennessee Williams, it sounds amazing. It's 748 pages! I could definitely finish it. (NB I will never finish it)

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link

Can I just say I don't live in New York but I love the new yorker's restaurant reviews

jaymc, Friday, 17 October 2014 06:13 (nine years ago) link

ha
i just read the dimes one
what do you like about them?

hilton als is one of my favourite writers but i generally/can't always love the theatre pieces for their specificity about the text, something i won't see; do the restaurant pieces transcend that?

schlump, Friday, 17 October 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link

The Billy Joel piece is great, but it often reads like a string of backhanded compliments. In fact, the article might as well be titled "Billy Joel is ... but."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 October 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link

I started to read it, but about a page in I suddenly realized that Billy Joel has wasted enough of my life. I feel bad, I'm sure it would have been the best Billy Joel-related material I've ever consumed

Karl Malone, Monday, 27 October 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

It would have been more fun as a give him enough rope sort of piece had Billy Joel not been in don't give a shit mode for decades.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 October 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link

Patricia Marx is a writer I really don't get

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 October 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link

She is auto-skip for me, like Shouts & Murmurs when not by Jack Handey

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 October 2014 14:34 (nine years ago) link

Marx ($2092.99) is a writer ($45.00) I don't get, either. She ($543.22) is not terribly funny or perceptive ($670.00). I ($0.98) don't really get what she was trying to say with the service animal ($100.00) piece.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 October 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link

Great article about the whole gluten free trend

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/11/03/grain

Van Horn Street, Monday, 27 October 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link

i still cant tell if "on and off the avenue" is supposed to be satirical or not

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 27 October 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link

gluten piece is fire

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link

cannot wait to share it to facebook tomorrow

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link

lol i LOVED the emotional support animal piece

k3vin k., Tuesday, 28 October 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link

thought it was meh written but as someone who dealt all summer with people trying to bring their dogs into a public space where no dogs are allowed with mega-entitled "i don't have the paperwork on me but just look at the sign on his jacket" arguments, i wanna frame it and hang it over my mantle

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link

yeah agreed with that

k3vin k., Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/percy-jackson-problem

Rebecca Mead sounds like a jerk. What kind of jerk parent withholds a book from their kid?

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link

link to emotional support animal piece?

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/10/20/pets-allowed

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link

Wow, Rebecca Mead, what a dick. You should read a Captain Underpants book some time to calibrate the low-bar alternative to Percy Jackson, which itself plays second fiddle to Harry Potter, because once kids read Harry Potter they want to read more, and unfortunately very little is as good as Harry Potter. If Mead or other snob parents think they will successfully fob on their dog-eared copy of "Moby Dick" they read as a kid (sure they did), she should think again.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link

Kids books about Greek Mythology? How could they possibly lead children to actual literature?

you walk on the street, grab the rock (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link

What if the strenuous accessibility of “Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods” proves so alluring to young readers that it seduces them in the opposite direction from that which Gaiman’s words presuppose—away from an engagement with more immediately difficult incarnations of the classics, Greek and otherwise? What if instead of urging them on to more challenging adventures on other, potentially perilous literary shores, it makes young readers hungry only for more of the palatable same?

what if your kid has different taste than yours? HORRORS

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link

couldn't get through the pet piece, what an unbearable style p-marx has

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link

I dunno I really like the idea of walking around DC with my emotional support alpaca.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

($4388)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link

i didnt finished it either (yet) but agree that carrying a turkey around with you for emotional support is very funny

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link

do people do that dumb shit outside of major cities? can you get away with a support llama in topeka?

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

xxxpost - Captain Underpants books are funny, entertaining and better written and constructed than a lot of the garbage that adults read. Their author Dav Pilkey does a lot to get kids into reading, drawing and creating their own media. There are some truly appalling books out there for children though. Captain Underpants is a bad example to choose because they're actually pretty good.

everything, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link

That gluten article seems like it's trying to have its cake and eat it too. On the one hand it displays a lot of skepticism to the idea that gluten-free diets help most people who go one them, but on the other hand it uses a lot of innuendo and loaded descriptions of adding gluten to bread to suggest it may have some nefarious effects.

o. nate, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 01:55 (nine years ago) link

I think it implied that there are lots of reasons to be wary of lots of things, gluten among them, but that the anti-gluten people were anti-gluten for many of the wrong reasons, or at least for totally unproven reasons. Like, it does acknowledge that there has been an increase in celiac, for example, but it stresses that nobody knows why, and that people (overwhelmingly not celiacs) self-diagnosing are going down a slippery slope of assumptions. A la anti-vax folks, or anti-GMO folks. Its OK to be suspicious, but acting with no basis other than gut (hah) instinct is an irresponsible reaction.

xpost I've been very lucky that both of my kids are advanced readers, so they pretty much skipped Captain Underpants, a series that I understood was written to appeal to a really broad (in every sense) strata of readers, from the non-reader or barely reader to early readers to (a common target) reluctant readers. What little I've seen of them seemed pretty LCD, the book equivalent of Twinkies (food for reluctant eaters?).

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 02:07 (nine years ago) link

Notes from the Underpants

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link

One thing I will definitely agree with that gluten article about is that "100% whole wheat" bread should never be soft and fluffy and if it is, that's a sign that something has gone horribly wrong. I buy whole wheat bread that doesn't have added gluten and the flavor is much better and the texture is like what whole wheat bread should be.

o. nate, Thursday, 30 October 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link

Question about what I like about the New Yorker's restaurant reviews: I think it's that they are usually reviews of the atmosphere (other patrons, servers' remarks, decor) as much as, if not more so, than the food.

jaymc, Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:02 (nine years ago) link

due to brevity those restaurant reviews integrate the atmosphere into food description. most longer reviews insert a few paragraphs about the room and crowd before the food comes and i'm like "please bring the first course, what's taking so long, how bout a drink etc"

Pontius Pilates (m coleman), Thursday, 30 October 2014 10:40 (nine years ago) link

That gluten article seems like it's trying to have its cake and eat it too.

well done

Pontius Pilates (m coleman), Thursday, 30 October 2014 10:41 (nine years ago) link

There are a couple of allusions to the dangers of going gluten-free for no reason in there, but iirc all that was mentioned was the concern of consuming too much bad for you stuff thinking it good for you or, more extreme, gradually excluding all food from your diet until I guess you die? Neither of which seem like dangers unique to going gluten-free. GF is of course largely bullshit, like most self-diagnosed dietary stuff, but the article does concede that something is going on, and some of the folks interviewed insist they feel better GF. So ultimately, what's the harm? It's not like people going GF reduced our herd immunity to gluten.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 October 2014 13:44 (nine years ago) link

I think the point was that in lieu of gluten they are typically jacking up one of the three other "seller" components—salt, sugar, or refined carbs (which turns to sugar)—all of which in excess are more dangerous than gluten is to the average non-celiac, gluten-insensitive eater.

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 30 October 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link

So ultimately, what's the harm?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, October 30, 2014 9:44 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

um they will talk to you about it

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 October 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

OTM

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link

cosign

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 October 2014 19:24 (nine years ago) link

^^^

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link

other thing is that people who believe that garbage are also likely to be people who believe all sorts of other garbage

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 31 October 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link

i mean the people i know who have gone gluten free (and who don't actually have any particular sensitivity) are among the stupidest, most gullible people i know

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 31 October 2014 04:22 (nine years ago) link

why do you know stupid people

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 31 October 2014 04:26 (nine years ago) link

i am related to some of them :(

I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, 1 November 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link

I know one otherwise-normal guy who was way ahead of the curve re: gluten (and went from 120 pounds soaking wet to a normal weight when he eliminated it) but everyone else is definitely down with Ron Paul, Crossfit, essential oils, hatred of GMOs and most of them think Jesus got his six-pack via avoidance of bread.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 1 November 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

he gained weight going gluten-free?

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 2 November 2014 05:31 (nine years ago) link

one of the effects of gluten intolerance is diarrhea so that's not shocking

k3vin k., Sunday, 2 November 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link

maybe "soaking wet" is a phone autocorrecting "overweight"?

toby, Sunday, 2 November 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

i bet they got a ~ton~ of letters on the marx service animal article

interesting that 1 pts out that 16 states have passed laws defining the misrepresentation of a service animal as a crime -- then the next letter, the women confesses to exactly that

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 13:25 (nine years ago) link

Amazing: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/11/17/crystal-ball-3

Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

xpost They did print three letters re: the Marx piece, which usually implies a deluge.

I liked the Alex Ross Beethoven piece a lot, about how he's been deified into shorthand but really should be praised in deeper detail to justify as well as promote his genius.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

Amazing: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/11/17/crystal-ball-3

They could've labeled that as a Shouts & Murmurs and I would've been none the wiser.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

'everyone should be talking about HoMo'

this guy is a fuckin' treasure

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link

/Amazing: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/11/17/crystal-ball-3/

They could've labeled that as a Shouts & Murmurs and I would've been none the wiser.

tobo73, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link

article about this fuckin _modern farmer_ magazine lady is hilarious http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/11/10/read-reap

adam, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link

yeah, i thought the modern farmer piece carefully walked the line between "young entrepreneur in transition" and "can you believe these fuckin people" until it didn't and then it got funny
the part where she was unwilling to carry the recently killed chicken (but not to buy and have someone else prepare them for her to eat!) was A++

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link

yeah the authorial "I" during that bit carried a disdain for the article's subject that teetered on the edge of unseemly, new-yorker-wise

adam, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link

at least in the remnick era

adam, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link

loved the rachel aviv piece on the sex abuse and the hasidic jews

k3vin k., Sunday, 16 November 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link

Aviv is so good.

Re-Make/Re-Model, Sunday, 16 November 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link

must have been a nightmare to fact-check

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 November 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link

Rachel Aviv's underutilized Twitter also pretty special https://twitter.com/RachelAviv/with_replies

Geoffrey Splenda, the first Baron Splenda (silby), Sunday, 16 November 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

The drone war in Pakistan

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/11/24/unblinking-stare

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 November 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link

good article. i assume we can expect boycotts and hysterical cries of genocide any minute now?

Mordy, Monday, 17 November 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link

i just bumped into anthony lane's scarlett johannson profile whilst flipping through the backlog. Good lord is that thing ever embarrassing.

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 November 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link

so embarrassing, like being naked in front of a bunch of people, soft shoulders and toned body in full display??

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 November 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link

are you... are you watching me right now?

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 November 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

listen i just love film

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 November 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

i've been really enjoying the recent spate of hipster takedown articles lately: the emotional-support animal one, specter's pieces on GMOs and gluten intolerance. nicely sums up most of what i hate about vermont

k3vin k., Monday, 24 November 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

although the food issue had an advertisement for an "integrative cancer center" so there's that

k3vin k., Monday, 24 November 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/11/17/double-jeopardy-3

this was a fantastic piece of reporting. the judge's justifications at the very end almost made me physically ill

k3vin k., Monday, 1 December 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

osnos: i shall build this profile of samantha power around the theme of her astounding height

fact-checker: 5'9" is above average but hardly unusual

osnos: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 04:47 (nine years ago) link

Yes but over 6' when wearing heels

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 04:47 (nine years ago) link

o shiii

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 04:49 (nine years ago) link

I also like how they found room to add a paragraph describing the horny French diplomat's feelings

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 04:49 (nine years ago) link

in france we do not have zis . . . politique correctness, oui?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 04:53 (nine years ago) link

We do not know of zee appropriate way to live!

*squeezes ze airboobs*

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 04:56 (nine years ago) link

Who knew that New Zealand had a mammal problem?

Not I.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 05:12 (nine years ago) link

Me neither! Grim but fascinating.

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 08:24 (nine years ago) link

*squeezes ze airboobs*

― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, December 24, 2014 4:56 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is my new favorite thing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 09:23 (nine years ago) link

"People have hoity-toity reasons for preferring one kind of entertainment to another," he said later. "To me, it doesn't matter whether you're looking at cat photos that inspire you or so-called 'high art' that inspires you."

johnny crunch, Monday, 29 December 2014 13:15 (nine years ago) link

that is so generous of him

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 December 2014 13:20 (nine years ago) link

i mean, it really sets my mind at ease

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 December 2014 13:20 (nine years ago) link

wau that guy

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

The most amazing thing about the New Zealand mammal problem a few weeks back is that I can't buy a t-shirt with this on it: http://www.rimutakatrust.org.nz/images/pfnz..png

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 12:27 (nine years ago) link

My god @ the viral king and his horrible father who made him listen to Tony Robbins while being home-schooled.

I do appreciate the NYer profiles were you can tell the author is filled with disdain for the subject.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 8 January 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

lol that the "biographies" his parents had him read were all one page long

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Thursday, 8 January 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

Whoa: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/12/business/media/pop-music-critic-leaves-the-new-yorker-to-annotate-lyrics-for-a-start-up.html

Sasha Frere-Jones leaving the building for more money and better hours, it appears

curmudgeon, Monday, 12 January 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

How dare he.

Seriously, though, has the guy ever written a NYorker piece that was either persuasive or perceptive? I liked his recent Eno profile, and sometimes he does a good job describing something, but mostly his essays are just a bunch of background setup, and then at the end he sticks in a graf about the album in question.

Fortunately, there are so many music writers out there with nothing to do, or not as much as they should be doing, that they should have no problem finding a replacement. Though at the same time it would be nice if they just tossed Christgau in the ring again.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 January 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

RIP ABQ: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/02/02/son-deceased

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

found the batuman piece very moving

i am in an unprecedented unsubscribed phase, right now, & worse still have temporarily transferred my attention to harper's; what else was good lately?

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 30 March 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

So is there no successor to Sasha Frere-Jones on the pop music beat? Online I see one piece by Hua Hsu on Future Brown and one by K. Sanneh on Waxahatchie.

curmudgeon, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

i think they're still figuring it out.

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 March 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

probably still in negotiations with DeRogatis

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Monday, 30 March 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link

oh god

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 30 March 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

So is there no successor to Sasha Frere-Jones on the pop music beat? Online I see one piece by Hua Hsu on Future Brown and one by K. Sanneh on Waxahatchie.

― curmudgeon, Monday, March 30, 2015 2:31 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

from what i've heard hsu is, like, "trying out" for the position or something... i don't think it was a one-off piece

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:22 (nine years ago) link

And K. preceded SFJ and graduated to bigger things, so likely not moving back to that position.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link

he wrote about pop music for the nyt, not the new yorker

just sayin, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

oh god

― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0),

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAWdc9haQcA

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link

That snooker piece was great

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:52 (nine years ago) link

i'm an issue (two?) behind, but the seymour hersh return to my lai was brutal/very good

horseshoe, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

Yeah that whole issue was pretty strong

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

Xpost crap, that's right, though I could have sworn Sanneh was writing for the times and the New Yorker at the same time for a while. Getting old, memory going.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 01:07 (nine years ago) link

yea i was into the snooker article

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

i'm an issue (two?) behind, but the seymour hersh return to my lai was brutal/very good

― horseshoe

My favorite piece of the year. He wrung no emotion out of it: he told the story.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

i think menand broke the record for most sets of parentheses in a 3-page story

k3vin k., Tuesday, 31 March 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

A rare Sy sighting! Heavy story but really good. NOW GET BACK TO THAT DICK CHENEY VP BOOK BRO

Weird having no back-of-the book movie review section. This is the future, I guess.

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link

Emily Nussbaum >>>>> whoever the other The Critics are tbh

stately, plump buck angel (silby), Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

The patient's head would be sawed open under local anesthetic. Fully conscious, the patient would be shown flashcards with words or pictures while the electrodes recorded which regions responded to the stimuli. ... Sometimes, a picture of a particular celebrity would cause a single neuron to become especially active. Similar observations led scientists in a later study to posit the existence in one patient of a "Halle Berry neuron."

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 April 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

i was going to complain about franzen's garbage story in this week's issue but i'll just point to this instead:

http://grist.org/living/jonathan-franzen-is-confused-about-climate-change-but-then-lots-of-people-are/

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 April 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

as David Roberts says, "I can’t imagine The New Yorker publishing it under any other byline."

seriously, one glance at it by elizabeth kolbert would have kept it from publication

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 April 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

i'm two pages into the Franzen story, unsure if i wanna proceed

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

ABANDON SHIP
ABANDON SHIP

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 April 2015 23:27 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The May 4, 2015 issue of the New Yorker is available. Download now to read Ryan Lizza's piece on Elizabeth Warren's campaign.

assuming that was supposed to be champagne and was a massive typo

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 01:27 (eight years ago) link

I would drink any champagne Warren made imo.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 01:43 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_w0IannuVE

mookieproof, Thursday, 30 April 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

Adam Gopnik's Trollope piece is lovely and overdue.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 April 2015 02:15 (eight years ago) link

quality issue this week

k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 May 2015 02:24 (eight years ago) link

i can't stop looking at that portrait of marc andreessen

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150518_r26512-865.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 12:42 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEzv5O7WoAEeKNK.jpg

hope this helps

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 12:55 (eight years ago) link

much better, thanks

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link

i know exactly what you mean

i can't make it through the first paragraph because i keep going back to the picture

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 13:02 (eight years ago) link

just the sharpest head ever

pointy-head

drash, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

quote from his wife is just horrifying -(“I find it incredibly sexy to see the encasement of a cerebrum,” she explained.)

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link

skinne growing vpon the head of a man

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link

https://gigaom2.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/twitteregg.jpg

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link

his head is truly disturbingly egg-shaped

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

quote from his wife is just horrifying -(“I find it incredibly sexy to see the encasement of a cerebrum,” she explained.)

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, May 13, 2015 9:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha yeah all the stuff about his home life was hilarious.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KMyWMlm.png

Plasmon, Friday, 15 May 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

k3vin k., Friday, 15 May 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

are we having fun yet

mesmerising, a+

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 15 May 2015 12:55 (eight years ago) link

When he agrees to fund someone's start-up, I wonder if the money just hatches right out of his head.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:59 (eight years ago) link

omg pulsing cerebrum (fans self)

drash, Friday, 15 May 2015 13:02 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qexS5hBB1C0

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 15 May 2015 13:09 (eight years ago) link

disrupt to differentiate by becoming a dream-execution machine

mookieproof, Friday, 15 May 2015 13:48 (eight years ago) link

The personal memoir about growing up and surfing in Hawaii by William Finnegan is really good.

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link

agree re the surfing piece im usually not that into personal history but that one was extremely good

lag∞n, Sunday, 31 May 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

The Ashbery piece is one of the sharper reviews he's gotten of late.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 May 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link

A friend and neighbor's book got reviewed! Mixed, but hey.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/06/01/frenemies-books-mallon

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 May 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link

physician administered suicide in the eerie secular flemish utopia http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/06/22/the-death-treatment

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 04:16 (eight years ago) link

I don't care to critically examine my gut reaction that euthanasia is an abhorrent way to "treat" depression

jennifer islam (silby), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 04:34 (eight years ago) link

It won't make you do that. But it will make you indignant.

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 07:50 (eight years ago) link

its a pretty fascinating/disturbing piece

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link

Very disturbing.

Plasmon, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/A3rhYio.jpg

, Friday, 26 June 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link

ugh

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 26 June 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link

Seriously half the time Borowitz's articles are showing up in my Facebook feed being shared as legit news.

... (Eazy), Friday, 26 June 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link

ugh

― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, June 26, 2015 2:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 June 2015 23:37 (eight years ago) link

the lawrence wright piece about hostage families is obv very good

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 June 2015 00:27 (eight years ago) link

wait how did you already read this

is this what the media is like

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 29 June 2015 05:34 (eight years ago) link

^ this article is so disgusting

Cox does not believe that the death penalty works as a deterrent, but he says that it is justified as revenge. He told me that revenge was a revitalizing force that “brings to us a visceral satisfaction.” He felt that the public’s aversion to the notion had to do with the word itself. “It’s a hard word—it’s like the word ‘hate,’ the word ‘despot,’ the word ‘blood.’ ” He said, “Over time, I have come to the position that revenge is important for society as a whole. We have certain rules that you are expected to abide by, and when you don’t abide by them you have forfeited your right to live among us.”

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 29 June 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link

really hope that guy dies
really hope the guy on death row gets adequately retried & afaict acquitted
so so fucked

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 29 June 2015 21:15 (eight years ago) link

i thought connie bruck's piece on diane feinstein and the CIA torture report was an excellent bit of reporting. (alfred, you would like this.) i'm no fan of feinstein, to say the least, but i did come away with a little more respect for her integrity

wisdom be leakin out my louche douche truths (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link

This is really something: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one

Plasmon, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 04:16 (eight years ago) link

yeah that one's gonna keep me awake for ... well, ever

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 04:21 (eight years ago) link

if by "really something" you mean completely terrifying, yes; i will not be visiting portland any time soon

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 04:32 (eight years ago) link

Horrifying. And impressively well written.

A grown man is knocked over by ankle-deep water moving at 6.7 miles an hour. The tsunami will be moving more than twice that fast when it arrives. Its height will vary with the contours of the coast, from twenty feet to more than a hundred feet. It will not look like a Hokusai-style wave, rising up from the surface of the sea and breaking from above. It will look like the whole ocean, elevated, overtaking land. Nor will it be made only of water—not once it reaches the shore. It will be a five-story deluge of pickup trucks and doorframes and cinder blocks and fishing boats and utility poles and everything else that once constituted the coastal towns of the Pacific Northwest.

Plasmon, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 04:40 (eight years ago) link

hey man I live all the way down in Sacramento & apparently I'm still not safe :(

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 04:42 (eight years ago) link

Saw somewhere else that the article states 29% of Oregon's population is disabled? That's a huge number, how does that compare to everywhere else?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 12:16 (eight years ago) link

The first sign that the Cascadia earthquake has begun will be a compressional wave, radiating outward from the fault line. Compressional waves are fast-moving, high-frequency waves, audible to dogs and certain other animals but experienced by humans only as a sudden jolt. They are not very harmful, but they are potentially very useful, since they travel fast enough to be detected by sensors thirty to ninety seconds ahead of other seismic waves. That is enough time for earthquake early-warning systems, such as those in use throughout Japan, to automatically perform a variety of lifesaving functions: shutting down railways and power plants, opening elevators and firehouse doors, alerting hospitals to halt surgeries, and triggering alarms so that the general public can take cover. The Pacific Northwest has no early-warning system. When the Cascadia earthquake begins, there will be, instead, a cacophony of barking dogs and a long, suspended, what-was-that moment before the surface waves arrive.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 12:25 (eight years ago) link

xp yeah that was kinda eye-opening too & seems insane wtf

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 12:28 (eight years ago) link

hopefully theyre just really lax abt giving out handicap parking tags or something

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 12:28 (eight years ago) link

Earthquake piece ruined my brain

demonic mnevice (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 13:43 (eight years ago) link

Maybe it's 2.9%? That number stood out to me too.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 13:48 (eight years ago) link

Maybe that's just the number of ppl who have applied for ssi

demonic mnevice (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 13:49 (eight years ago) link

I found the detective work about the 1700 quake to be almost creepy in its building realization.

nomar, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 13:50 (eight years ago) link

That piece was great but the article about the investigation into the terrorist attack in Argentina was really crazy too, for someone who hadn't heard anything about that story at all.

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link

the earthquake piece really is beautifully written. i occasionally have to write about geologists' work on core samples for a general audience and i loved the elegance of 'Each sample contains the history, written in seafloorese, of the past ten thousand years'.

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link

xpost Did a quick search and it looks like the percentage of people in Oregon that report a disability is actually closer to 14%: http://kff.org/other/state-indicator/disability-prevalence/

Only thing I can think of is that it's just poor editing/writing, and maybe the author meant 29% of the elderly are disabled.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:59 (eight years ago) link

even though ive been worrying about the distinct prospect of a catastrophic pnw big one since i moved here, that piece still hit me really hard. i read it on transit and got a little moved and misty-eyed thinking about how awful it will be if it happens. ive never experienced an earthquake before, weird to think that if i do experience one it might kill tens of thousands, and destroy the capital cities of bc, wa, and or :/

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link

file:///C:/data/BRFSS_2014_Chartbook_FinalForWeb.pdf

More than 800,000 Oregon adults age 18 and older have a disability. This is almost one
third (27.3%) of the adult population of Oregon. Nationally, about one quarter (22.2%) of
adults age 18 and older has a dis

a (waterface), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link

Huh. Does that mean formally reported a disability? How do they define disability? That link doesn't work for me.

I think that piece is scary and on point, but at the same time, pretty uselessly (if horrifyingly) fatalistic. As described in the piece the quake would be pretty much if not outright the greatest natural disaster ever to hit the US, and the deadliest, and the most expensive, with the most lasting repercussions. How do you plan for that? Almost by definition, you can't. That's what's so scary. It's like fearing an asteroid striking the earth. What can you do? Knowing it's coming doesn't solve the problem.

We're going to Yellowstone this summer, and Yellowstone happens to sit on a huge supervolcano complex. Even the FAQ isn't terribly reassuring:

http://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/nature/volcanoqa.htm

Is the volcano dormant or extinct or still active?

Yes. The park’s many hydrothermal features attest to the heat still beneath this area. Earthquakes—1,000 to 3,000 per year—also reveal activity below ground. The University of Utah Seismograph Station tracks this activity closely.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link

the link doesn't work for me either. waterface, we need the password to your computer plz

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

my password is passw0rd

a (waterface), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

What do we mean by “disability”?
In the BRFSS survey, people are considered to have a disability if they answer “Yes” to
one or both of the following questions:
1. Are you limited in any way in any activities because of physical, mental, or
emotional problems?
2. Do you now have any health problem that requires you to use special equipment,
such as a cane, a wheelchair, a special bed, or a special telephone?

a (waterface), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link

I agree the disabled stat raises questions, but the bigger point is that something in excess of 99% of the human population of Oregon was not born on Krypton and is vulnerable to the possible effects of being drowned, crushed to death and/or burned alive.

As described in the piece the quake would be pretty much if not outright the greatest natural disaster ever to hit the US, and the deadliest, and the most expensive, with the most lasting repercussions. How do you plan for that? Almost by definition, you can't. That's what's so scary. It's like fearing an asteroid striking the earth. What can you do? Knowing it's coming doesn't solve the problem.

as crazy and over the top as it may sound i totally plan on not living, as i currently do, in the zone that will be effected by the earthquake in the long term.

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 20:21 (eight years ago) link

we now know that the Pacific Northwest has experienced forty-one subduction-zone earthquakes in the past ten thousand years. If you divide ten thousand by forty-one, you get two hundred and forty-three, which is Cascadia’s recurrence interval: the average amount of time that elapses between earthquakes. That timespan is dangerous both because it is too long—long enough for us to unwittingly build an entire civilization on top of our continent’s worst fault line—and because it is not long enough. Counting from the earthquake of 1700, we are now three hundred and fifteen years into a two-hundred-and-forty-three-year cycle.

It is possible to quibble with that number. Recurrence intervals are averages, and averages are tricky: ten is the average of nine and eleven, but also of eighteen and two.

Found this timeline of Cascadia earthquakes over the last 10,000 years or so:

http://seismogram.weebly.com/uploads/1/9/2/6/19267853/5425377.png

Plasmon, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 20:34 (eight years ago) link

one thing that article (understandably) doesn't touch on is how a disaster at that level would impact america's national economy / ripple effect on international markets

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

hate to be that guy but i wish someone would write an article like that about climate change, which will have even worse effects within our lifetime, is global, near-certain to happen, and (partially) preventable. but i guess it's fun to consider new disasters

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link

i don't know why i even mentioned that, sorry

i've turned into a full-on read-it-on-the-iphone kind of guy. never thought it would be true but the train is too crowded both to and from work, so iphoning it is the only way to go.

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link

one thing that article (understandably) doesn't touch on is how a disaster at that level would impact america's national economy / ripple effect on international markets

I really do think that if it transpired as predicted in that article, it would hurt the economy on a truly huge level, like 9/11 with no one to invade in retaliation. It would be like a great depression, in every sense.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link

see that's my first thought but (blue sky thinking/) it could also spur the largest rebuilding/reclamation project in history, revitalize the nation, galvanize an entire generation and define our historical era. Or total global economic meltdown, sure.

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

Think of how hard it was to put a monument up at the 9/11 site. Let alone a building. And that's a spot, not a huge region. I don't have high hopes we could handle this. Though on the plus side (and I'm not saying this to be snide) there's a lot of room in, like, Idaho and Montana and Wyoming, if they had to temporarily put people places. But I could also imagine a mass, ugly exodus to northern California, and even that would largely be by people of means.

Then again, as horribly destructive as Katrina was, the fact that only ("only") 2000 or so died, even factoring in the flooding of a major city (that's still there), is a small miracle.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link

hate to be that guy but i wish someone would write an article like that about climate change, which will have even worse effects within our lifetime, is global, near-certain to happen, and (partially) preventable. but i guess it's fun to consider new disasters

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, July 14, 2015 4:42 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark

the nyer article reminded me a lot of the rolling stone global warming article about miami http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/why-the-city-of-miami-is-doomed-to-drown-20130620

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

xp having lived in and around NY prior, during and after september 11 i can say that the issues of rebuilding were pretty sui generis and that an untethered federal government with the referendum of a nation behind it could (I hope) create this millenia's new deal. or, again, maybe not! I sincerely hope i don't live to see this particular nightmare happen; i have friends and family out that way!

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 21:14 (eight years ago) link

the portentous tone of the earthquake piece is a GIGANTIC turnoff for me :/

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 21:21 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, if there's anything I didn't appreciate it's that "Here's how it's going to happen. First, the electricity ... Second, the women and children ..." vibe. It's scary enough without the hypotheticals (even if things as they transpire will likely be even worse than predicted).

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link

this is all making me want to read some kim stanley robinson

demonic mnevice (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link

it's not like this earthquake has to happen for 2065 to look apocalyptic from an ecological standpoint

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 21:30 (eight years ago) link

Miami is basically doomed already. At least we've got something in common, Northwesters.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link

xp yeah, the tone is intense but it's very effective! people are sharing this left and right. may conceivably spur some political action.

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link

Political action to do what?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:46 (eight years ago) link

trade embargoes on tectonic plates

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

un peacekeepers posted to patrol the ocean floor

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:55 (eight years ago) link

I assume the political action would be toward preparedness funding

demonic mnevice (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link

Adam Gopnik on Go Set A Watchman.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link

What jon said

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:53 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Kate Beaton cartoon this week. Not her best work by any means but at least she can draw.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I was happy to see her in there. I think she's had one or two in the New Yorker before, but I'd love her to become part of the regular roster. My favorite working cartoonist by a good distance.

I will admit that I have seriously considered setting up a Tumblr to review each week's New Yorker cartoons using a rigorous and scientific method but I am too lazy.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link

#caucasity

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link

#notallnewyorkercartoons

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

#whiteneurosesmatter

(also usable as a Woody Allen hashtag)

K.Sanneh's thing on free speech wars is OK but pretty superficial. I think there are more interesting things to say about all that, but he mostly makes the obvious points and then shrugs.

Learning this morning of the death (probably) of Natalia Molchanova, sure enough she was the subject of an excellent article on her back in 2009 (the only reason I had heard of her). The surprising degree of physical adaptability of humans came through, reading about her.

Hey, the May 18 2015 had one of those rare (i.e. less than one a year) "Shouts & Murmurs" pieces I've stuck my neck out to recommend, "Playground Purgatory" by Colin Nissan.

Vic Perry, Thursday, 6 August 2015 04:53 (eight years ago) link

Liked the Mexican tunnel piece.

Hey, what's Grann up to?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 August 2015 13:12 (eight years ago) link

i've been wondering that lately too

usic ally (k3vin k.), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link

Only online, but a new report from Jon Lee Anderson, who I'll read anytime:

http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/isis-rises-in-libya

... (Eazy), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:59 (eight years ago) link

there was a longform podcast - i can't remember who, but a guy who'd iirc written an atavist story, & maybe been on more than once - with this great story about the writer finding this sort of perfect time capsule of forgotten americana, finding some clipping about something like an old native american reservation & the various zig-zagging currents impacting the territory over time, & the guy getting a book deal on the strength of the premise, only to hear as soon as his press release went out that david grann had been working on a book about the saga for two years. so i guess he's writing a book.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Thursday, 6 August 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

yeah about this i think https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osage_Indian_murders

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Thursday, 6 August 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link

menaud on didion - http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/08/24/out-of-bethlehem

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 12:02 (eight years ago) link

An editor at Farrar, Straus & Giroux, Henry Robbins, encouraged Didion to turn the piece into a book. Nine months later, “Slouching Towards Bethlehem” appeared as the title essay in her first collection of nonfiction. It is the phrase everyone knows Joan Didion by.

i like menand but this (tbqh) is so rong i want to slap a mofo.
the phrase everyone knows joan didion by is "we tell ourselves stories in order to live.
afaik yeats still owns "slouching..."

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 24 August 2015 05:03 (eight years ago) link

William B. (for "Bad Posture") Yeats

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 August 2015 06:33 (eight years ago) link

that piece on Trump and White Nationalists is pretty scary

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Monday, 24 August 2015 13:55 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COECtWlWcAAHBY7.jpg

usic ally (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 September 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

so garbage

J0rdan S., Friday, 4 September 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link

waht

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 4 September 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link

"So guys, do we go with Kanye as Truman or Nicki dressed as Khaleesi ordering her dragons to incinerate Miley?"

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Friday, 4 September 2015 15:06 (eight years ago) link

there should be an option where they'll send you coverless issues or like just the standard tophat dude cuz yeah thanks no thanks

johnny crunch, Friday, 4 September 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link

Sometimes lately I feel a little fatigued by NYer style longform, partly I'm sure a product of my decaying attention span in the internet era, and perhaps also partly a result of just having been a NYer reader for about 18 years now. There's so much *atmosphere* in the stories, very often created with similar techniques, and I find myself more and more just wanting to get information and analysis. The writer was driving to meet someone in a jeep, he saw some stuff on the way, disconsolate mood ensues.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 4 September 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

someone explain why the kanye cover is bad

usic ally (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 September 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

not not good but bad

usic ally (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 September 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

it's so obviously trying to become a meme just relax you're the new yorker

J0rdan S., Friday, 4 September 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link

that's blitt's sop right?

balls, Friday, 4 September 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link

he's their amusing memey topical cover dude

balls, Friday, 4 September 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link

he's been doing it for nearly thirty years iirc so memey may be unfair

i subscribed to the nyer in the navy, remembering some awkwardness when this issue came in
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4e/e7/5b/.jpg

balls, Friday, 4 September 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link

why is Kanye so joyously happy to have been defeated by a racist bigot?

Aimless, Friday, 4 September 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link

he wasn't, do u c

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 September 2015 18:06 (eight years ago) link

yes. now. good god that's convoluted

Aimless, Friday, 4 September 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link

It doesn't seem all that bad to me. It's definitely a little "HAHA POLITICS IS A CIRCUS AMIRITE WE ARE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY IRONISTS"

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 4 September 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link

If this is an attempt at a meme couldn't you level that accusation at just about every cover they've ever done?

Position Position, Friday, 4 September 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link

only post-tina brown

balls, Friday, 4 September 2015 18:15 (eight years ago) link

Well you can only do mr monocle and quaint central park scenes so many times, gotta appeal to the younger demographic, btw have they ever done mr monocle with a google glass monocle?

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 4 September 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link

spiegelman's topical covers were better cuz there was some anger behind them and he often seemed motivated to piss ppl off while blitt just kinda tweaks

balls, Friday, 4 September 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link

even now i'm not sure if ware's or tomine's covers are memey as much as they 'comment on this world we live in'

balls, Friday, 4 September 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

their work is more fine art imo, this is editorial cartoon writ large (literally)

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 September 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link

Mr. Monocle!?! That's Eustace Tilley!

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 6 September 2015 02:42 (eight years ago) link

There's so much *atmosphere* in the stories, very often created with similar techniques, and I find myself more and more just wanting to get information and analysis. The writer was driving to meet someone in a jeep, he saw some stuff on the way, disconsolate mood ensues.

feeling this in general but NOT with the linked article, best nyer read in eons

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/09/07/the-witches-of-salem

got the club going UP on a tuesday (m coleman), Sunday, 6 September 2015 11:18 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I don't understand one of the cartoons in the latest issue. Will someone please:

1) guess which cartoon it is

2) explain the cartoon to me

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 24 September 2015 22:08 (eight years ago) link

http://boingboing.net/2010/03/30/recaptioning-new-yor.html

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 24 September 2015 23:37 (eight years ago) link

The cartoon in question doesn't even have a caption!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 25 September 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link

best as i can see there's only one cartoon in this week's issue with no caption of any kind and it's the Gross one with a sperm ringing the doorbell on an egg. Is that the one you mean? Because I guess it's just self explanatory and silly.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 September 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link

The only problem with that cartoon is that it looks like neither a sperm nor an egg and why does an egg have a door

Josefa, Friday, 25 September 2015 04:46 (eight years ago) link

I don't understand 2 of the 3 "Finalists" in the Caption Contest. Although that's not unusual.

Josefa, Friday, 25 September 2015 04:51 (eight years ago) link

That's the cartoon! I did not get "sperm" from the drawing; spouse looked at it, thought it was a snake, and figured that it was "about how usually a snake just swallows an egg whole, and this one is getting inside to eat it."

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 25 September 2015 12:10 (eight years ago) link

cool, a feature on grimes!! *reads*

paragraph 2:

"Should my d.j. set be more chill?" Boucher wondered, not for the first time. ("Chill," One of her favorite adjectives, can mean "mellow" or "good" or, most often, both.)

uuuuuuuuuuuuugh

1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

wait, bad as in good or bad as in bad? i can't tell what the kids are saying these days

1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

"And to 'shake your booty' means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate..."

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link

(somewhere in page 4..)

"On the train, Boucher had seemed excited about her d.j. set, but by the time she and Brooks boarded the aircraft carrier she had started to feel distinctly un-chill."

*thumbs back a few pages to get a refresher on 'chill' definition*

1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link

the lockerbie story is really good

J0rdan S., Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:35 (eight years ago) link

lol @ mailman

balls, Saturday, 26 September 2015 23:37 (eight years ago) link

Interesting profile of Kenneth Goldsmith and the controversy around making a long poem from Michael Brown's autopsy report:

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/10/05/something-borrowed-wilkinson

... (Eazy), Monday, 28 September 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link

poets of FB very angry that Goldsmith got a NYer piece

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Monday, 28 September 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link

everyone hates kenneth goldsmith.

i thought the new yorker profile was really good, and certainly provides a lot more context to what happened with the performance of the michael brown piece then almost anything else i read about it at the time.

he does himself zero favors by being the kind of person who says and does things like this:

Goldsmith was born in Freeport, Long Island, in 1961. His high-school enthusiasms were drugs and art. “I took my S.A.T.s on acid,” he said. “I’d already deconstructed and critiqued the culture, so I knew I wasn’t going to go down any normal path where the world of S.A.T.s meant anything to me.” He went to the Rhode Island School of Design, where he met his wife, the artist Cheryl Donegan. On their first date, he took her at four in the morning to an all-night supermarket in a small town in Rhode Island, where he interrogated people about what they had in their carts and why they were in the supermarket at that hour.

*collective massive eyeroll at the life and times of goldsmith*

he clearly fucked up. i think it's easy in the conceptual art zone to discount boundaries. for some artists, a major driver of their work is figuring out what happens when you start with an objective of eliminating boundaries and seeing how things hold up. but there are boundaries in the real world and goldsmith was completely out of touch and clueless. and his behavior afterward was shitty - iirc he sort of apologized but then didn't, then doubled down on his actions as #freespeech on twitter.

the most damning thing was that he broke away from his own method of pure appropriation by changing the structure of the autopsy report to feature the description of brown's genitalia as the closing line. his only line of defense was his strict adherence to the concept. without it, the criticism that he was effectively exploiting a black man's tragedy for his own personal gain is convincing. maybe that wasn't his goal, but that was the result.

but i do think the whole thing raises old (but interesting) issues regarding offense and art.

Some people wondered whether the reading might have been received differently if Goldsmith had explained his intentions. If he had “prefaced the work calling it a piece of protest poetry (or something) I am pretty certain the work would have been considered a triumph,” Rin Johnson wrote to me.

Rin Johnson was the person in the crowd who had the courage to challenge Goldsmith in person at the end of the reading. so the criticism for Johnson, at least, is not that the work was inherently racist but that she needed context. But Goldsmith - like many other conceptual artists - believed the work should stand on its own, without explanation (and i think that's generally valid. it's not the duty of the artist to explain to people how to feel about something). so where does that leave us? i don't know, the first thing that comes to mind are "consider your audience when making work that could be considered to be offensive" but that obviously raises impossible questions, like Who is deciding what's offensive and which audiences and how do you decide when a line has been crossed, etc. but of course, it's easy to defend the right to offend when most of the people doing the offending are wealthy white people. the power to offend (self-righteously, no less) is a power that most people don't have. but if certain works (like this one) require an explanation...which works? how do you decide?

tl;dr goldsmith fucked up, but i don't think it's nearly so cut and dry as it was made out to be.

1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 September 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link

The story has this intersection of WFMU performance/Neil-Hamburger-pranksterism crossed with academia crossed with activism crossed with a guy who plays up "lol white guy" in a trickster way in a world of "lol white guy poets."

I missed this whole controversy until this article, but after reading it last night watched his Colbert interview and listened to this radio interview, the last 5 minutes of which is especially good at contextualizing the reading and where it went wrong (short version: "too soon").

... (Eazy), Monday, 28 September 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link

The pretty short part of the article about the controversy made it sound as though Goldsmith's attackers were either confused, opportunistically missing-the-point or just unhinged ("I hope he does not survive this." "We know you want to kill Goldsmith")

I guess this article also explains why I see so much hate for Marjorie Perloff online.

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Monday, 28 September 2015 18:39 (eight years ago) link

given that Goldsmith is a NYer contributor so they may have reason to take his side

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Monday, 28 September 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

There's a New Movement in American Poetry and It's Not Kenneth Goldsmith

...The more interesting, relevant, and current story is that the poetry world has been riven by a crisis where the old guard—epitomized by Goldsmith—has collapsed. I thought it was essential to contextualize Goldsmith’s scandal within a new movement in American poetry, a movement galvanized by the activism of Black Lives Matter, spearheaded by writers of color who are at home in social media activism and print magazines; some poets are redefining the avant-garde while others are fueling a raw politics into the personal lyric. Their aesthetic may be divergent, but they share a common belief that as poets, they must engage in social practice, whether it is protesting against police brutality or calling out Goldsmith himself who thought it would be a “provocative gesture” to recite an autopsy report of Michael Brown’s body at Brown University.

Of course, it became clear to me in the interview that Wilkinson didn’t want to write about that. His take on Goldsmith was that his Conceptual Poetry represented a new “revolutionary poetry movement,” as he put it in his published piece. But Conceptual Poetry is already dead, I told him. And to write about the scandal, one had to consider the racial unrests that have swept up America and invaded the arts. Poets are challenging the structural inequities within literature. The pushback against Goldsmith was symptomatic of this broader crisis and he did not create this maelstrom.

In fact, even before the performance, Goldsmith’s “brand” was in trouble. His PoMo for Dummies “no history because of the internet” declarations became absurdly irrelevant when black men were dying at the hands of cops. Goldsmith, who previously exhibited zero interest in race, saw that racism was a trending topic and decided to exploit it to foist himself back in the center and people roared back in response. Goldsmith, I kept saying, is one factor to this turbulent rift in the cultural landscape. Writers of color are not bit players in this man’s drama. Don’t whitewash this story, I urged him.

Wilkinson distilled my long interview down to two quotes:

“I am hoping that there has been enough anger that he won’t survive,” Cathy Park Hong, at Sarah Lawrence, told me. “Maybe he really did mean to be sympathetic, who knows. Two, three years ago, it would have been ‘That’s Kenny being Kenny,’ but in this racial climate you don’t get away with it.”
This is how he framed my views:

“He’s received more attention lately than any other living poet,” Cathy Park Hong, a poet and professor at Sarah Lawrence, told me resentfully. (Italics mine.)

1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2015 19:58 (eight years ago) link

i actually dearly love poetry but there is little more embarrassing than academic poetry being written about in a way that flatters its pretensions to have any political relevance whatsoever

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 1 October 2015 20:01 (eight years ago) link

and this whole tempest in a teapot is definitely one of those "lock these folks in a room together and toss away the key" affairs

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 1 October 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link

I made my points calmly, but translated in print, I become resentful (or whiny or hostile or, if I raise my voice slightly, hysterical). Wilkinson discredits my lucid points about institutional inequality by characterizing me as envious of the attention Goldsmith received. Envy is an emotion that is—according to the scholar Sianne Ngai, in her book Ugly Feelings—“unjustified, frustrated, and effete,” a “private dissatisfaction” or “psychological flaw.”

is resentfully/resentment generally seen as a loaded phrase? I guess 'envious' does seem dismissive, boiling down someone's objections to a personal rather than political issue, but resentful doesn't seem to be an exact synonym? but Hong does seem to resent the attention Goldsmith has received over this (I don't mean that in a pejorative sense, I can see why resentment would be justified), that is whole thrust of article, isn't it? what would be a better way for the NYer have put that?

soref, Thursday, 1 October 2015 21:14 (eight years ago) link

i haven't read the nyer thing yet, have only skimmed parts like kg saying that the deep feels of an artist are worth the drowning of one thousand children, but

the most damning thing was that he broke away from his own method of pure appropriation by changing the structure of the autopsy report to feature the description of brown's genitalia as the closing line. his only line of defense was his strict adherence to the concept. without it, the criticism that he was effectively exploiting a black man's tragedy for his own personal gain is convincing. maybe that wasn't his goal, but that was the result.

this is super otm & worse is understated; he also made plain the language of the piece, iirc, like didn't read the text of the report as written, its medical vernacular, but broke it into plain english; beyond everything else this feels aesthetically inferior, to me, like the point of language is its technicality, but it's also just another blunt, shapeless, lazy face of his dull appropriation act. i used to be such a booster for kg because he's ubuweb but it's such offensive, boring, faux-boho garbage i think. the most valuable act of appropriation he could perform is restoring the text of cassandra gillig's twitter account which was deleted either on his account or else generally under his terrible trailing cloak. fuck kenny g imo.

crime breeze (schlump), Friday, 2 October 2015 04:16 (eight years ago) link

is this the woman who was tweeting that she hoped Goldsmith was murdered?

soref, Friday, 2 October 2015 10:10 (eight years ago) link

cmon man

crime breeze (schlump), Saturday, 3 October 2015 04:19 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAQpqqNUcAE5FzS.png

insight into the mind of a killer

crime breeze (schlump), Saturday, 3 October 2015 04:21 (eight years ago) link

"favourites" what is this canadian twitter

go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Saturday, 3 October 2015 04:36 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the first New Yorker Radio Hour podcast came out a few days ago. Starts with an interview with TNC on James Baldwin

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link

that's cool. for anyone jonesing for a baldwin kick, american masters is currently streaming a short 1963 film where baldwin interviews people in San Francisco: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/americanmasters/james-baldwin-am-archive-take-this-hammer/2332/

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i guess i was primed for this article on nick bostrom and superAI because i read his book a few months ago and have been kind of obsessed with the topic lately, but i liked this a lot:

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/11/23/doomsday-invention-artificial-intelligence-nick-bostrom

it's kind of a long one, divided up into 3 parts, so for those who want a shorter reader experience (read something besides the new yorker), part 2 could work as a standalone

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 November 2015 22:57 (eight years ago) link

Very interesting

Why,though, does bostrom WANT to live forever? Never sees his wife and son, eats his disgusting meals out of a blender, spends all his time worrying about ludicrous non-problems... Who wants an infinity of THAT?

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 20 November 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link

it argues that true artificial intelligence, if it is realized, might pose a danger that exceeds every previous threat from technology—even nuclear weapons—and that if its development is not managed carefully humanity risks engineering its own extinction.

how do you guys even make it past this sentence - this is like the premise of a billion scifi novels from the 50s on

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 November 2015 00:18 (eight years ago) link

That's what i mean by a non-problem

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 20 November 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link

haha yes

I guess my question is more directed at the people that made his book a best-seller

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 November 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link

heheh Lanier OTM:

Jaron Lanier, a Microsoft researcher and tech commentator, told me that even framing the differing views as a debate was a mistake. “This is not an honest conversation,” he said. “People think it is about technology, but it is really about religion, people turning to metaphysics to cope with the human condition. They have a way of dramatizing their beliefs with an end-of-days scenario—and one does not want to criticize other people’s religions.”

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 November 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link

find the section about the great filter v interesting.

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Friday, 20 November 2015 00:27 (eight years ago) link

I find the idea that a piece of software created by humans could somehow not be full of all kinds of dumb problems and self-destructing errors to be ridiculous on its face. Anybody who really believes that we're on the verge of coding up a resilient, invulnerable, self-correcting computer program has clearly been out of touch with the actual progress of information technology for, like, a pretty long time.

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 November 2015 00:40 (eight years ago) link

I mean the best and most advanced pieces of software in the world today require armies of people to constantly maintain them or else they collapse. Not to mention the poor hardware guys who have to shuttle all over data centers replacing rack components.

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 November 2015 00:45 (eight years ago) link

or maybe we've actually already created the superintelligence multiple times but successive versions of iOS keep breaking it. Thanks Apple for saving us!

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 November 2015 00:53 (eight years ago) link

well, there's the plausibility of creating superintelligence in the first place, and then there are the concerns about security/containment if it did exist. if you accept the former, i'm not sure why anyone wouldn't also accept the latter. but most people just write-off the possibility. tombot, even if you're not into the whole AI thing i figure you'd still actually enjoy bostrom's book. iirc you were doing IT security stuff at some point (still are?), right? at least half of superintelligence is all about containment of an unprecedented security risk. it's just inherently interesting stuff, i think.

lanier's not wrong about a lot of the transhuman crowd. the rapture for nerds element is definitely strong with a lot of people. but the possibility of real superintelligence doesn't seem implausible to me. one thing i liked about bostrom's book is that he assesses 5 or 6 different strands of AI research separately. i feel like when people think about AI they are usually focused in on their own idea of what the word means and the pathway to it that makes the most sense to them. like the way that tombot (and most people i guess) talks about it just assumes that AI research is based on programming. but there are other ways that could achieve the same goal of replicating human intelligence. there's the idea of emulating the brain using a computer, or going the other way, augmenting brains. or there's the machine learning path. or combos of those things, along with traditional programming AI path. i dunno. the challenges of the programming pathway (like defining basic human terms like happiness) seem potentially impossible to overcome, but the modeling/emulation/augmentation paths just seem like a matter of time, even if it's a long time. if you could ever create even a basic level of self-learning potential, adding processing power x the always-on capability x the access to the internet would do the rest.

his book summarizes several separate paths to AI that seem like they have a non-zero chance of succeeding, and with different research communities:

machine learning
emulating brains
brain augmentation
department of commerce
master algorithm/programming
department of commerce

even if it seems improbable, it doesn't seem impossible. and if you grant even a small margin of probability to any single one of them, the potential consequences are insane.

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 November 2015 03:04 (eight years ago) link

I can definitely see that. Its just that it seems much more likely we'll be living in tent cities drinking our own urine in 50 years rather than worrying about rogue AI

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 20 November 2015 08:08 (eight years ago) link

guy is a freak, but a much better and more interesting one than previous new yorker examples like elon musk or marc andreessen

mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link

if you could ever create even a basic level of self-learning potential, adding processing power x the always-on capability x the access to the internet would do the rest.

I'm pretty sure the last one there is what kills it, not even kidding.

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 November 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

If it started out on 4chan or something it would definitely be dangerous!

But what if most of the world's books were digitized and it could read the equivalent of a public library every night?

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 November 2015 16:23 (eight years ago) link

It would end up with some fucked up ideas! And probably break.

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 November 2015 16:26 (eight years ago) link

If a human was able to read an entire library over the course of their entire life, would they be fucked up? Probably yes, but just emotionally and socially and psychologically, due them maniacally reading every second of their waking life until they died. But intellectually, I'm not sure.

I feel like it's a mistake to anthropomorphize computers and AI, too, so my bad there

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 November 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

I really need to get around to the Jill Lepore piece about polling - I heard her discussing it on NPR and she was great.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 20 November 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

Unconstrained input is bad for people and it's bad for computers too. I don't think we are anywhere near being able to engineer a system or system-of-systems that is going to be able to safely ingest and usefully process the world.

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 November 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link

"I started reading the article because the title implied something interesting. But it's just about this guy who's fucking crazy."

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 November 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link

AI like Watson can read the equivalent of a public library rn. What it lacks is the exponentially larger data set that is acquired by living in a mobile body with amazingly acute sense apparatus, and interacting in a society and with the physical world, for decades.

Aimless, Friday, 20 November 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link

And by reading a public library, Watson was able to conclude that Toronto is a city in the US.

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 November 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link

And actual understanding ... xp

ledge, Friday, 20 November 2015 20:51 (eight years ago) link

to forestall any philosophical objections to the above:

When I asked Poggio about the results, he dismissed them as automatic associations between objects and language; the system did not understand what it saw. “Maybe human intelligence is the same thing, in which case I am wrong, or not, in which case I was right,” he told me. “How do you decide?”

ledge, Friday, 20 November 2015 21:19 (eight years ago) link

Not really a fan of Bostrom, especially when he tries to derive moral theories from wildly speculative probabilities, but I do like his simulation argument which does a pretty effective job of proving that we are probably living in a simulation (google it for more details, it's a doozy).

ledge, Friday, 20 November 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link

When he was a graduate student in London, thinking about how to maximize his ability to communicate, he pursued stand-up comedy

this guy

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 November 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link

I find the idea that a piece of software created by humans could somehow not be full of all kinds of dumb problems and self-destructing errors to be ridiculous on its face. Anybody who really believes that we're on the verge of coding up a resilient, invulnerable, self-correcting computer program has clearly been out of touch with the actual progress of information technology for, like, a pretty long time.

Not sure if we still say OTM, but OTM. Here's a trenchantly funny take on the current state of brain simulation research:

http://mathbabe.org/2015/10/20/guest-post-dirty-rant-about-the-human-brain-project/

o. nate, Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:01 (eight years ago) link

proving that we are probably living in a simulation

Upon consideration, this assertion doesn't appear to mean anything. If all-there-is is simulated, it could not possibly be all-there-is. But proving the existence of something that is not contained in all-there-is is a contradiction in terms.

Aimless, Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:33 (eight years ago) link

i guess i find myself in the oddly familiar position of defending the idea that there's a nonzero probability of something coming to pass in the distant future, but:

i think very few people are saying we're "on the verge" of discovery. among those in the field, it seems like the median estimate of superintelligence arising comes around 2050-60. there are plenty of researchers who believe it will never happen. and then there are some on the other side of the curve, too, who say maybe 10-15 years. i think people have the idea that everyone who is into AI is like ray kurzweil. from what i've observed, i think the kurzeil people are just the most loudest, obnoxious and visible edge to a community of practice that is much more varied.

i don't really trust anyone who is willing to put a 0% probability on things like this ever occurring. the only way you'd ever be able to do that is if you knew more than everyone else about the topic, which is hard to do because there are so many angles and approaches that people are taking and so many different disciplines that are involved. to reject it out of hand you have to look at a crazy talented field of researchers and phds and bona fide geniuses and textbook writers and philosophers and say, "i know more about this than all of them. every single one of them are wrong. there is a zero percent chance of it happening." i also think that it makes sense that it doesn't ~feel~ like we're close to solving AI. if there was already a semi-functional AI that could do some basic self-learning, we'd be on the very cusp of superAI, because it's knowledge growth would be exponential, not linear. it seems unlikely that a low-level AI will be developed that then gets "smarter" in an incremental, predictable way. it seems much more likely that it would come out of nowhere.

http://28oa9i1t08037ue3m1l0i861.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/PPTExponentialGrowthof_Computing-1.jpg
http://waitbutwhy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gif

the important part of bostrom's new book is about the containment/security problem of superintelligence and how it needs to be addressed early on in the research cycle (bostrom talks a lot about why it can't wait until later in his book), and i haven't seen anyone say that it wouldn't be an enormous problem IF superintelligence were developed. if there's even a small chance of superintelligence being developed during any of our lifetimes, then i think it's worth thinking about. the consequences are enormous in terms of net present value, because even a tiny probability of it happening would have to be multiplied by the huge effect it create. it's kind of like a version of pascal's wager, only with something that's actually possible instead of hell/heaven.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link

however near/far/impossible, it seems like something worth thinking about. (tbh i'm more 'worried' about a cane toads-like mistake with various bioengineering choices)

otm is always otm, and more o. nate is always good

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link

is moore's law still operating?

Mordy, Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:54 (eight years ago) link

i keep read references to rumors that it will slow soon, but still operating for now, 50 years on

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 November 2015 03:03 (eight years ago) link

It's already yielding diminishing returns, because the improvements in recent years have been about multiple cores on a chip, not making those cores run faster. That's harder to take advantage of.

o. nate, Saturday, 21 November 2015 03:06 (eight years ago) link

http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2015/04/economist-explains-17


If Moore’s law has started to flag, it is mainly because of economics. As originally stated by Mr Moore, the law was not just about reductions in the size of transistors, but also cuts in their price. A few years ago, when transistors 28nm wide were the state of the art, chipmakers found their design and manufacturing costs beginning to rise sharply. New “fabs” (semiconductor fabrication plants) now cost more than $6 billion. In other words: transistors can be shrunk further, but they are now getting more expensive. And with the rise of cloud computing, the emphasis on the speed of the processor in desktop and laptop computers is no longer so relevant. The main unit of analysis is no longer the processor, but the rack of servers or even the data centre. The question is not how many transistors can be squeezed onto a chip, but how many can be fitted economically into a warehouse. Moore's law will come to an end; but it may first make itself irrelevant.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 November 2015 03:08 (eight years ago) link

I'm pretty sure that whether or not 'strong' AI can ever be achieved, someone will continue to pursue it. It's too deeply connected to the will to power ever to be laid aside. It's as alluring as perpetual motion.

Aimless, Saturday, 21 November 2015 03:09 (eight years ago) link

remember when that AI beat a turing test last year bc it mimicked teen-speak

Mordy, Saturday, 21 November 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link

Also, the same guy scared of AI wants to upload himself into computers. At which point what does he think he will be?

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Saturday, 21 November 2015 03:33 (eight years ago) link

it's kind of like a version of pascal's wager, only with something that's actually possible instead of hell/heaven.

Same could be said of go all warming, look how well we've done in mitigating that threat.

remember when that AI beat a turing test last year

lol

ledge, Saturday, 21 November 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link

go all warming

Alternatively, global

ledge, Saturday, 21 November 2015 03:45 (eight years ago) link

With a purposefully constrained input range and clearly defined objective (win at chess, win at Jeopardy!, pass the Turing Test, navigate a highway) computing is capable of amazing things. Regardless of horsepower, a "superintelligence" that could possibly be a greater existential threat to humankind than climate change, nuclear war or an errant space rock would demand a cosmic leap in information processing techniques so that it doesn't *ever* throw an uncaught exception and fatally shit the bed. Bostrom's a head case.

Kind of like I was saying on the presidential race thread, these people get profiled and written about and people get drawn in because on one level it can be interesting to listen to a sufficiently intelligent nutjob explain their rationale for moving to cloud cuckoo country, but on another level I think writers of these types of pieces (not to mention their conde nast taskmasters, and their readers) are completely sick and tired of climate science, there's no news other than "it's not looking good" and readers are frankly bored by it. So space tycoons and futurist lunatics are great for filling up 17 pages in a magazine. It's not that nobody cares about what's actually most likely going to kill us, we just all have fatigue and need distractions, and a cat like Bostrom fits nicely into the But What If? feature category.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 November 2015 03:54 (eight years ago) link

thanks for the new DN there

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 November 2015 05:50 (eight years ago) link

Had my suspicions tbh

ledge, Saturday, 21 November 2015 08:52 (eight years ago) link

at the risk of being facile, computers aren't humans. which is to say, that when computers make mistakes, they are not the same kind of mistakes computers make. machine intelligence is first and foremost logical, so for instance you would never see a computer which supports donald trump. a computer might, on the other hand, award gaz coombes the mercury prize. a sentient machine also has a non-trivial chance of going all forbin project on us.

rushomancy, Saturday, 21 November 2015 11:01 (eight years ago) link

I was thinking about this (and having a conversation with someone else about it) today, and bear in mind I barely graduated high school, but:

• All machines are, at this point, reactive in nature. They require external input - stimulus/response. Hence "garbage in, garbage out." So true AI would have to be much more active than reactive, and that's a leap computers haven't made yet.

• Physical logistics are not on superAI's side. Let's say a computer gets smart enough, and active enough, that it wants to build a robot army and kill all humans. There are lots and lots of processes and steps along the way - like, say, mining ore and smelting steel to make the robot army - that can be interrupted. The whole "superAI runs the world" thing only works on a whiteboard. The physical world will intrude. (Right down to the point of "Hey, this computer's getting awfully mouthy - Joe, kick the plug out of the wall, will ya?")

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 21 November 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link

the improvements in recent years have been about multiple cores on a chip, not making those cores run faster. That's harder to take advantage of.

Yeah, I have heard people say in seminars lately that we've built an entire theoretical apparatus on "design an algorithm to perform task X in the fewest number of operations" and that we're going to have to rethink everything to minimize number of TRANSMISSIONS rather than number of operations; operations are stupidly cheap now, but physically getting the results of those operations to interact with each other is the bottleneck (in time, cost, even heat.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 21 November 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

re physical infrastructure, I think the idea is that because all the electronics in the world are just a few years out from all being wirelessly connected to each other, the superintelligence would take control of our own infrastructure, and most importantly, all the Minuteman silos and SSBNs (so basically the Forbin Project crossed with Maximum Overdrive).

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 November 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link

This discussion has reached a mass where it should probably take place on an AI thread, but of course, it never will. This typifies what separates ilxors from machine intelligence.

Aimless, Saturday, 21 November 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

There are lots and lots of processes and steps along the way - like, say, mining ore and smelting steel to make the robot army - that can be interrupted.

doesn't really have to be that complicated. unlock the safeguards on biological weapons storage, say. even just shutting down the power grid would make modern society fall apart pretty quickly.

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 November 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link

Why wouldn't that be a good thing tho? This hypothetical AI might have a point, is anyone abt to claim humanity's all that great?

albvivertine, Saturday, 21 November 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://www.condenaststore.com/-sp/I-m-sorry-everyone-my-e-mail-account-got-hacked-last-night-by-some-alcoh-New-Yorker-Cartoon-Prints_i14088490_.htm

I want to start a pool to buy the biggest possible print of this for my house. And then my office. And then a spare in case one of the other ones gets damaged.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 19 December 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i think maybe ben lerner is v stupid ?

bloat laureate (schlump), Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:13 (eight years ago) link

He wrote a bad article, and is apparently mind blown by the very idea that art objects are mediated.

pizza rolls are a food that exists (silby), Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:59 (eight years ago) link

The novel belongs to the genre of metafiction. The first-person narrator is a 33-year-old writer who lives in New York City. A successful novelist, he has recently been diagnosed with a heart condition that could prove fatal.[2] The book deals with love, art, city, illness, having children, and writing.

The first-person narrator of the novel, Adam Gordon, is an early 20s American poet participating in a prestigious fellowship in Madrid circa 2004. The stated goal of his fellowship is long narrative poem highlighting literature's role in the Spanish Civil War. Gordon, however, spends his time reading Tolstoy, smoking spliffs, and observing himself observing his surroundings.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 10 January 2016 00:49 (eight years ago) link

adrian chen, new staff writer

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 January 2016 18:26 (eight years ago) link

so sweet

flopson, Thursday, 21 January 2016 19:57 (eight years ago) link

that piece he did on the woman who left the westboro Baptist church was dece (also was riding high on the "most popular" tab for a while) so makes a lot of sense

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 21 January 2016 20:05 (eight years ago) link

i was surprised he didn't get scooped up by somewhere after leaving gawker, guess he wanted to go freelance to beef up his cv before hitting the big leagues

flopson, Thursday, 21 January 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

it is possible that i am conflating New Writers with Existing Writers Recently Afforded Illustrated Masthead Avatars but they seem to have like ten, new, good writers, recently, for the blog.

bloat laureate (schlump), Friday, 22 January 2016 02:28 (eight years ago) link

Deeply moving piece:

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/02/01/baby-doe

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:34 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

What do people make of the post-SFJ pop critics? I struggle with the same things I always did: a certain stiffness and need to overexplain every reference. They're all writing in roughly the same voice. I don't know why because Emily Nussbaum's TV criticism is vibrant and characterful, dropping in all kinds of jokes and allusions without feeling compelled to hold the reader's hand. They're all clearly good writers - this isn't a knock on the individuals - but I'd love to see a bit more swagger in that slot.

impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Friday, 12 February 2016 16:21 (eight years ago) link

I may have missed it; surely the Tad Friend squash article needs to be addressed.

Actually, better to pretend it never happened, yah?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:52 (eight years ago) link

The New Yorker wouldn't be the New Yorker if it didn't print things like that and Adam Gopnik rambling about dogs.

petulant dick master (silby), Saturday, 13 February 2016 06:18 (eight years ago) link

I kinda loved the squash article but yea I get the criticism

similarly the mr money mustache dude in this weeks fits in the same realm and I want to see harm come to him tbqh

johnny crunch, Monday, 22 February 2016 15:02 (eight years ago) link

my younger brother is a die-hard mister money mustache disciple

gr8080, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link

i read that sentence, and in trying to parse it I feel as though I've had a stroke

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:29 (eight years ago) link

Mister money mustache lives a couple blocks away from me -- he's in my neighborhood beer club! I haven't really talked to him about his theories, but reading that article was pretty weird.

tylerw, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:33 (eight years ago) link

My friend's new husband is into that whole scene and it's pretty inoffensive and anti-materialist from what I can tell. At least it's not get rich quick Internet marketing schemes or bullshit like that.
I can't relate because it's all grounded in knowing at 18 you want to major in something super boring to make a buck and be retired by your 30s - but for the people who can think that way from 18-22, good for them?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:38 (eight years ago) link

Yeah it doesn't seem inherently bad. Maybe annoying but not bad. The "guru" thing is funny, he's a pretty soft spoken guy in my experience.

tylerw, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:40 (eight years ago) link

Had no idea he had "followers" of any kind, just thought he had a successful blog.

tylerw, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:41 (eight years ago) link

What do people make of the post-SFJ pop critics? I struggle with the same things I always did: a certain stiffness and need to overexplain every reference. They're all writing in roughly the same voice. I don't know why because Emily Nussbaum's TV criticism is vibrant and characterful, dropping in all kinds of jokes and allusions without feeling compelled to hold the reader's hand. They're all clearly good writers - this isn't a knock on the individuals - but I'd love to see a bit more swagger in that slot.

― impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Friday, February 12, 2016 10:21 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You're not alone. Because I can't recall NYer pop critics pre-SFJ, everyone post SFJ sounds like SFJ. Sometimes I just pretend SFJ is ghostwriting for them.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:09 (eight years ago) link

I've thought Amanda Petrusich's stuff has been pretty great -- not sure if she's their "pop music" person though?

tylerw, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 04:33 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Sometimes I feel like the magazine really stretches to make A long form piece out of what doesn't really justify it. Reading the piece about the carries interest loophole and it's sort of interesting but it mostly just seems to be saying "carried interest loophole is bad. These guys are so rich. Carried interest loophole bad. "

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Saturday, 12 March 2016 00:10 (eight years ago) link

I'm struggling to get into Jane Mayer's "Dark Money." I respect her work a lot, but I'm a quarter of the way in, maybe, and it's been less than illuminating, or at least relentlessly exactly what I expected. "You know this shadowy cabal of loosely associated assholes who came from money and have been using their wealth to undermine liberal causes and democracy in general? Well, um, yeah, that's what they've been doing." Should I keep going? I hate giving up on books, but it feels a little like, well, the aforementioned long piece that just goes on too long. Only, because it's a book, even longer.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 16:16 (eight years ago) link

there's admittedly not a whole lot of "story" to it, but subsequent chapters do at least focus on specific ideological battles and key turning points that give the narrative a little more steam, like ACA and climate change and the takeover of state legislatures.

evol j, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 16:27 (eight years ago) link

I wish it was just a New Yorker article about one of those subjects. Maybe it was!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link

the gay talese motel owner/voyeur article is p interesting

johnny crunch, Monday, 4 April 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link

"interesting", definitely.

but imo mainly o_O

trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Monday, 4 April 2016 19:29 (eight years ago) link

it's fucking insane

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 April 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

and not in a good way, i would say

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 April 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

and there's a book about forthcoming !

trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Monday, 4 April 2016 20:51 (eight years ago) link

and there's a book about Foos forthcoming !

trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Monday, 4 April 2016 20:51 (eight years ago) link

i suspect (hope) the murder in the motel was an invention. seems like a story that could express his need for power in a way that's dramatic and not totally pathetic.

sciatica, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 01:47 (eight years ago) link

lol i stumbled upon his card collection hes trying to sell --http://www.historicsportscollection.net/the-collection.html

1,000,000 plus common cards, alphabetically listed in binders (all sports)

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 02:06 (eight years ago) link

Just finished the Foos story, incredible stuff. I also came away thinking the murder was a figment of his imagination, although I suspect that, over the years, he's lost track of whether it really happened or not. This part was particularly interesting and even kind of beautiful: "I've pondered on occasion that perhaps I don't exist, only represent a product of the subjects' dreams. No one would believe my accomplishments as a voyeur anyway, therefore, the dreamlike manifestation would explain my reality."

Whole thing has a movie-like quality to it, I wouldn't be surprised if Hollywood is swarming over it right now.

Position Position, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 23:42 (eight years ago) link

i don't know what i think about it but i'm glad i read it.

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 03:32 (eight years ago) link

i thought the guy was not interesting at all. the story itself -- man buys motel for the purpose of setting up decades long elaborate peeping tom operation -- is certainly unique but it needed to be explored from angles beyond just foos. the sum result of his peeping is that he notices men pee in the sink and are bad at fucking. okay?????? this is noteworthy because? otherwise he's just a dime a dozen paranoid weird old dude zzzz

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 6 April 2016 05:45 (eight years ago) link

handwaving the murder part by going "oh well he probably just invented it" is a pretty huge cop out imo

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 6 April 2016 05:46 (eight years ago) link

m struggling to get into Jane Mayer's "Dark Money." I respect her work a lot, but I'm a quarter of the way in, maybe, and it's been less than illuminating, or at least relentlessly exactly what I expected. "You know this shadowy cabal of loosely associated assholes who came from money and have been using their wealth to undermine liberal causes and democracy in general? Well, um, yeah, that's what they've been doing." Should I keep going? I hate giving up on books, but it feels a little like, well, the aforementioned long piece that just goes on too long. Only, because it's a book, even longer.

I loved it and had trouble putting it down tbh. I had no idea the Kochs' dad was a fucking psycho.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 10:40 (eight years ago) link

xxp i think the more provocative element for me was that it tapped into what i think is a pretty universal feeling (of you know "am i normal," "what are other people like in private,") but then projected through this horrific transgressive context which practically scans like a horror movie. like i couldn't help but empathize on some level w. this desire to know but then absolutely repulsed by the ways that he went about satiating it. the writer in some ways an even creepier individual on how he has allowed himself to be complicit in these crimes as their stenography (and then even participate in them himself!) bc of this sense of like journalistic adventurism. tbh jordan i'm surprised you didn't like it, or maybe that is why you didn't like it.

Mordy, Thursday, 7 April 2016 02:51 (eight years ago) link

stenographer* -- and apparently there's a book coming out too? i don't know which of the two are sicker - the guy crazy motel owner who has convinced himself he has done nothing wrong or the journalist who knows it's wrong but participates anyway for the story.

Mordy, Thursday, 7 April 2016 02:53 (eight years ago) link

I think the voyeur guy is definitely grosser than 36-years-ago Gay Talese.

eyecrud (silby), Thursday, 7 April 2016 02:57 (eight years ago) link

definitely creepier but they both seem v unpleasant

Mordy, Thursday, 7 April 2016 02:59 (eight years ago) link

It's the kind of article I could imagine David Cronenberg reading back in the 70s/80s and immediately wanting to make a movie around.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 7 April 2016 03:08 (eight years ago) link

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/07/calvin-trillin-and-the-new-yorker-slammed-for-poem-about-chinese-food/

satirizing foodies, or a vaguely racist white guy...

curmudgeon, Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:16 (eight years ago) link

lol that poem is lame but it's pretty obviously a satire on hipsters chasing "exotic" cuisine. The rage by the usual poet-scolds on my FB feed is even lamer.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 8 April 2016 00:48 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I wish Trillin wouldn't write these stupid poems (though if I could get an quick check for writing some lame rhymes at age 80 I'd take it), but the vast majority of what he's written in the past 50 years has shown him to be a thoughtful, culturally aware, self-deprecating writer. Bums me out to see people taking the poem literally and assuming he's a sheltered know-nothing (and given that every cultural figure I like is dying this year I'd hate for him to be remembered for this). Not that the poem deserved to be published in the New Yorker but couldn't people focus their outrage on Borowitz?

JoeStork, Friday, 8 April 2016 03:08 (eight years ago) link

i would be up for the job but it would require not ignoring borowitz

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 8 April 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link

voyeur story was craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy

marcos, Friday, 8 April 2016 18:00 (eight years ago) link

yah it's crazy.

spoiler alert for anyone who hasn't read it:

talese not snitching on the voyeur despite the fact that he didn't even have any intention of using him in story, and the fact that he was continually committing a fairly serious crime in a manner that had almost chance of being detected; the fact that the voyeur has "come out", and has received money for his story; and maybe caused/witnessed a murder and did nothing to help the victim; and it's going to be a book; and the book will print entries from his log of voyeurism. imagine being a person who had sex in that motel and finding that it's detailed in a book.

trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Friday, 8 April 2016 18:07 (eight years ago) link

i thought about that and i'd be grossed out to realize i had been spied upon while staying there but i assume that the log excerpts will remove any strongly identifying information?

Mordy, Friday, 8 April 2016 18:09 (eight years ago) link

yeah there's not going to really be an exposure problem but like, you would know it was you if you read the description :\

trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Friday, 8 April 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link

i love reading naughty journalism. the hairs on the back of my neck stood up as i was reading voyeur's hotel, like dude writing this is probably a breach of ethics aaaaahh. when talese's tie slipped through the vent--FFUUUCK!!

it's funny that gay talese 'went through the twitter wringer' at the exact same time this piece came out but for a completely different reason (saying there were no female gonzo journalists in the 60s at a conference)

de l'asshole (flopson), Friday, 8 April 2016 18:21 (eight years ago) link

ultimately (after the thrills wore off) i agree with j0rdan though, there wasn't much 'of interest' to the story. but i enjoyed the hell out of reading it

de l'asshole (flopson), Friday, 8 April 2016 18:22 (eight years ago) link

I imagine some Colorado lawyer is trying to line up aggrieved parties for a class-action suit. "If you stayed in this hotel between 1969 and 1995, you may be eligible for damages!"

A nationally known air show announcer/personality (tipsy mothra), Friday, 8 April 2016 19:24 (eight years ago) link

talese just kind of saying, oh his wives were cool with it nbd, makes me think of nan talese & the fallout over thy neighbor's wife. like there's probably a lot more to that side of the story that this particular writer is not inclined to see.

i imagine if you're gay talese you prob have random sleaze balls like this contacting you all the time. what a life.

sciatica, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:42 (eight years ago) link

both wives being cool with it was momentarily shocking but so many weird things happen within the privacy of relationships + families behind closed doors and ppl indulge + enable each other's sick behavior all the time (or get drawn into the fantasy/altered reality of /us/ that makes these things ok) and that resonates w/ the rest of the piece i think. feel like a lot of terrible behavior has been justified by ppl in the context of /our family/ and /our way of life/ in its private insularity vs. /the world/

Mordy, Friday, 8 April 2016 22:15 (eight years ago) link

imagine what it was like when he told them

de l'asshole (flopson), Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:04 (eight years ago) link

candles...teddy pendergrass playing in the background...an assortment of binoculars...a chocolate fountain

balls, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:17 (eight years ago) link

i imagine it being much more serious + intense. wish i had a vent to look in and see for myself..

Mordy, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:19 (eight years ago) link

Was hoping Talese would confront Foos about the inconsistencies of the dates in the journal. Like how could the original journal entries be dated three years too early? And then Talese alludes to other inconsistencies but doesn't describe them.

Josefa, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:33 (eight years ago) link

mordy idk about you, but when i got candles and teddy things get plenty serious and intense

balls, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:38 (eight years ago) link

xp i think it's not surprising that a sick dude has maybe a weak grasp on reality but he did show talese the vents so at least some of it is true

Mordy, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:52 (eight years ago) link

For sure, I was just wondering at what point creativity may have taken over

Josefa, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:56 (eight years ago) link

My gut feeling is that Foos's "journal" is largely a fabrication

Josefa, Sunday, 10 April 2016 05:04 (eight years ago) link

idk how i feel about Nussbaum winning a pulitzer... don't hate her writing, but it's basically bloggy listicles dressed up as new yorker criticism? like why would you win a pulitzer prize for that

de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:18 (eight years ago) link

cuz she works for the new yorker

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 April 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link

i generally like her writing tho

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 April 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link

yeah she's pretty good

de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:27 (eight years ago) link

serious tv criticism still feels kinda dirty and av-club to me tho

de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:27 (eight years ago) link

I think the avclub TV writing is miles better than Nussbaum's, more perceptive, more invested. Every once in a while she makes a good observation, but much of her criticism seems very ... reactive? Like, maybe she'll wait a season or two in until she addresses something. Or several episodes, and tie it into a think-piece. Maybe that's a good thing, since TV shows in particular sometimes take a while to get going, but it seems kind of safe on her part. A lot easier to write about shows that have benefited from countless features and reviews down the line than to stick your neck out early. And yeah, I get the listicle thing, too. But I have a feeling she covers a subject this wide-ranging, constant and cumulative on the website. I dunno.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:50 (eight years ago) link

I think the avclub TV writing is miles better than Nussbaum's

ok lol

de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link

Laugh all you want, but even if you like her better, there is no way her writing is substantially better.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:01 (eight years ago) link

tv sux

lute bro (brimstead), Monday, 18 April 2016 21:02 (eight years ago) link

av club write the way third-graders write book reports

tv journalism just seems kinda nasty to me in principle. not that it shouldn't exist or we shouldn't read it, but we shouldn't give em prestigious awards imo

de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 18 April 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link

the more "invested" tv criticism is in a show the worse it usually is

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 April 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link

Nussbaum is the NYer's best critic

eyecrud (silby), Monday, 18 April 2016 21:26 (eight years ago) link

av club write the way third-graders write book reports

Maybe we are reading different reviews/pieces? Certainly the Todd Van Der Graaf or whomever guy was really good. A lot of their writers seem to be good. Better than 3rd graders, for sure. I'm not sure I've ever read a Nussbaum piece that made me want to tell a friend, wow, you should read this. And her writing can be plainly stupid, too. Like in her recent "Americans" piece, in which she implores of someone re: Matthew Rhys, "Put him on all the magazines! Give him the Jon Hamm treatment. Seriously, he deserves it." What does that even mean? Make him a star? Make him the subject of tabloids? That's he's foxy? I dunno, but it's a waste of words in service of being cute, nothing more, and I couldn't give a fuck if he gets the "Jon Hamm treatment" even if I think he's possibly the best actor on TV right now (which I never thought of Jon Hamm).

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:39 (eight years ago) link

Since they've been letting her write for the site while the position remains semi-vacant, I'm really hoping they hire Amanda Petrusich as their music critic. She'd immediately go up to my fave, or at least second fave, after Alex Ross, maybe.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link

Todd Van Der werff? That dude has an uncanny knack for finding parallels to his own life story in every episode of tv in existence.

JoeStork, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:46 (eight years ago) link

hate when writers do that shit

de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 18 April 2016 21:48 (eight years ago) link

I'd be happy if they banned first person, but hey, that's what people seem to like.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:50 (eight years ago) link

Nussbaum is pretty good (especially about stuff she likes) but Pulitzer-good? She's probably just the best in a very bland, groupthink-y field. Also points off for the "last episode was Walter's hallucination" theory.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:55 (eight years ago) link

Generally I've wasted too much of my life reading recaps, I don't think there's a solid writer or thinker in the lot, but they're such easy procrastination material.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link

yeah i dunno if it's possible to be pulitzer-worthy writing about the arts. tho i dunno, is the pulitzer even respected? some crappy things have won pulitzers.

xpost pulitzer for ask a maester

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 April 2016 22:00 (eight years ago) link

I think the avclub TV writing is miles better than Nussbaum's, more perceptive, more invested. Every once in a while she makes a good observation, but much of her criticism seems very ... reactive? Like, maybe she'll wait a season or two in until she addresses something. Or several episodes, and tie it into a think-piece

this is what criticism is

k3vin k., Monday, 18 April 2016 22:02 (eight years ago) link

yeah, i think you guys are overrating the pulitzers. I don't even mean that as a shot against nussbaum, just that the pulitzers for criticism and for commentary often go to stuff that's not that great.

intheblanks, Monday, 18 April 2016 22:03 (eight years ago) link

i don't read nussbaum or any TV writing but there is more to criticism than insta-reactions. tying smaller things into a larger narrative is i would say the very fabric of the american essay

k3vin k., Monday, 18 April 2016 22:03 (eight years ago) link

did you guys read dying clive james on game of thrones?

scott seward, Monday, 18 April 2016 22:19 (eight years ago) link

Todd Van Der werff? That dude has an uncanny knack for finding parallels to his own life story in every episode of tv in existence.

― JoeStork, Monday, April 18, 2016 10:46 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

never forget

At one of the lowest points in my marriage, my wife and I got into a massive, horrific argument in the very early hours of the morning. It was the kind of argument that breaks marriages, that wakes neighbors, that reveals things that should have been left unsaid, and at one point, I remember her cowering in our bathroom over some revelation or another meant to hurt me, and I remember planting my arms in the bathroom door so I blocked it like a giant oak tree, branches not permitting her exit. She stood up, begged me to move. I said no. She shoved me, trying to jar me, so she could leave the apartment and the argument far behind. It was no use. I don’t remember what it was that she said to so set me off, nor do I remember most of the beats of the argument. But I remember standing in that doorway and feeling gigantic, like she was no match for me, a mouse against an elephant. I remember what it was to feel that terrifying power surge through me. And I remember how much I wanted to hit her but did not. It took a long while of her crying herself hoarse, but I stepped away, and she left. We both did and said things we regret that night, but I have regretted none so much as meeting a person inside of me wild and uncontrolled enough to do something like that to the woman he loved.

Number None, Monday, 18 April 2016 22:23 (eight years ago) link

LOL

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 April 2016 22:25 (eight years ago) link

Youch. Maybe I was thinking of someone else? Anyway, all writers suck, sometimes.

I thought that GoT piece was pretty good, actually.

xpost Sure. But I don't think she writes about shows down the line any differently than she might write about a new show. She doesn't, imo, bring anything new, given the benefit of time spent vs. rushing out a review based on a pilot or the first few eps, and rather than advancing a stance or theory many of her pieces are still basically on the level of recap/description/comparing shows to other shows. (Though she seems to be doing less of the last, thankfully).

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 April 2016 22:26 (eight years ago) link

Anyway, re: AVclub, whoever is doing their Better Call Saul writing these days has been great.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 April 2016 22:33 (eight years ago) link

Nussbaum is the best because she:

- brings attention to overlooked and underhyped woman-led shows
- is super Jewish
- has made fun of Phillip Roth
- likes things to be fun

eyecrud (silby), Monday, 18 April 2016 22:37 (eight years ago) link

I agree on the first, for sure! That's part and parcel with being a populist, I suppose. Write about the shows people are actually watching rather than patronizingly write about shows people should be watching because blah blah.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 April 2016 22:39 (eight years ago) link

jesus christ - what was the writer quoted above reviewing when he included that crazy part?

i thought the clive james got piece was only okay to be honest. the bits about tyrion were good but the rest was a bit of a disjointed scrawl. and much of it was like hearing about a tv show i'd already seen through the medium of the videogame manual: "and then there is sansa. the wily daughter of ned stark, she has adventures with the conniving littlefinger, who knows what is next in store for them?"

"cersei is the queen of the realm, between religion and incest, her hands are certainly full! but is there more than meets the eye?"

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 April 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link

it's from a Louie recap

Number None, Monday, 18 April 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link

lmao that avclub quote

de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 18 April 2016 22:44 (eight years ago) link

Silby OTM re: fun, women shows, Jewishness

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 09:30 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Melania Trump article this week seems weird. There was interesting stuff in there but it was so vicious and nasty that it seemed tonally off from the New Yorker style. And I don't know that "Trump hates immigrants, but his wife is an immigrant" really works as a Trump gotcha at this point.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

Can't believe nobody mentioned this one from the first week of March - http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/03/07/the-cheating-problem-in-professional-bridge

In 2014, two German physicians, who had won a World Pairs Championship, were banned for ten years by the World Bridge Federation for using an auditory signalling system. (They’re now known as the Coughing Doctors.)

Of interest, one of the (non-cheating) players mentioned in the article, Bob Hamman, is played by Dustin Hoffman in the movie about Lance Armstrong's doping career, The Program (recommended), because apparently his day job is assessing black swan risks for insurers, like for example the possibility that a seven-time winner of the Tour might be cheating.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

I couldn't care less about bridge but I love stories about catching cheaters and this one has, like a dozen of those rolled into one

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

Thought the Nazi treasure hunter article was a big tease. There are these people in Poland searching for Nazi treasure hidden in long forgotten tunnels! Or maybe they're looking for a money train! Or maybe a UFO! And there are all these undiscovered and unexplored tunnels! And if there was anything to find, the Russians probably got it! The End!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

surprised the communal living 1 wasn't discussed

"Kennedy was unfamiliar with the city's neighborhoods, but he'd seen HBO's "Girls", and, he said, "I pretty much knew I was going to be in Brooklyn."

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

his day job is assessing black swan risks for insurers, like for example the possibility that a seven-time winner of the Tour might be cheating.

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, May 17, 2016

it's cycling! sport is a history of increasingly advanced cheating! figuring out how a champion is cheating this year is a whole other thing but there is no whiter swan.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 20 May 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

new kathryn schulz is an instant classic

schlump, Monday, 6 June 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

i liked the oberlin article

J0rdan S., Monday, 6 June 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

This is amazing. An entire spoof-edition of the New Yorker: http://static1.squarespace.com/static/52a74ecde4b01bb79a769329/t/575d922e7da24f2981092db0/1465750080617/Neu+Jorker%2C+Singles%2C+Lo-res.pdf (PDF)

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 10:34 (seven years ago) link

Indeed

Cry for a Shadow Blaster (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 11:40 (seven years ago) link

Was it one of you that recommended John Vaillant's "The Tiger?" If so, thanks! If not, it's incredible. TotallyDavid Grann-tastic, and then some.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 12:06 (seven years ago) link

just came here to post that pdf thing (the source webpage: http://www.0s-1s.com/neujorker)

germane geir hongro (s.clover), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

smdh shouts and murmurs is *never* the first article after talk of the town/surowiecki

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link

Yeah no credibility.

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 16 June 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

why

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

whole lotta monocles popping out and falling into teacups

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

What a monster

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

Emily flake is great

scarcity festival (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

trenchant social commentary

Number None, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

sample comments:

"Yeah, this sucks ass. Maybe Emily Flake should work on fixing the economy that has made a living wage almost impossible to acquire for many Americans; or just churn out another cartoon that takes an easy and simple shot at the generation dealing with the mistakes of the previous four generations."

"Yeah, New Yorker lets put down everyone who tries to eat healthier by stereotyping and putting negative labels onto them."

"People who live with their parents just need to lower their standards, and quit being coddled. Move in with five friends and to make ends meet and stop using your parents to maintain your life. I moved out at 18 in the 80's and could not afford a phone for 2 years and had to use a pay phone (the days before smart phones) because I wanted to be an adult not an eternal adolescent."

"Unnecessarily shaming cartoon, considering how many adults are forced to live with their parents because of the lousy economy and ginormous student loans. The cartoonist should go after the economic and student loan crises instead."

blah, blah, blah.

Darin, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClvpTBxWkAAU_k5.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 24 June 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

That's a good one. Did anyone else know that the May 16th issue had an enhanced reality cover? It was pretty cool.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

o yeah what was the deal w that ?

i can't deal w how gd the nyer's online writing has got, it's fucked up

schlump, Saturday, 25 June 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

its too much right

just sayin, Saturday, 25 June 2016 10:37 (seven years ago) link

it is v much too much & i think it is also of a rly confusingly hi quality - somehow suddenly a better blog than any other news/personal essay hosting site, also kinda just roamingly curious & illuminating to a magazine standard. like i cd almost just swap a digest for talk of the town. they have so many great writers now; i hope they're the people who will be batumans + schulzs in the magazine in a couple years.

schlump, Saturday, 25 June 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

+ ty for the link josh !, i will try out

schlump, Saturday, 25 June 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

piece on syrian surgeons one of the most difficult things i've ever read, just unbearable

schlump, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 00:22 (seven years ago) link

last week's Adrienne Rich piece actually sent me back to her mid '80s poetry, which is some achievement (the piece's result, not the poetry).

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/07/01/484321658/gay-talese-disavows-his-disavowal-of-his-new-book

i don't believe he made up his visit to the motel and that's really the most key bit -- all the other claims of the motel owner are left bracketed in uncertainty by talese

Mordy, Sunday, 3 July 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

i missed that new parody. the 80's parody had the best kael impression. so hilarious.

http://product-images.highwire.com/8556895/17fde1f4-927b-4d28-8dc1-2e5d4ec10aa7.jpg

scott seward, Sunday, 3 July 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

My gut feeling is that Foos's "journal" is largely a fabrication

― Josefa, Sunday, April 10, 2016 1:04 AM (2 months ago)

This is looking more true now. Talese getting up into the crawlspace was a key bit, yeah, but it seems to me the journal is of major importance too, since it provides the structure on which the whole story is based

Josefa, Sunday, 3 July 2016 06:36 (seven years ago) link

new yorker fact checkers what up

just sayin, Sunday, 3 July 2016 11:37 (seven years ago) link

Holy christ Emily Nussbaum on GoT. One of the dumbest most terribbly written things ever to appear in these pages.

Hadrian VIII, Sunday, 3 July 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

nah

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Sunday, 3 July 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

Copy-editing miss tho, "palate" for "palette"

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Sunday, 3 July 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

"I sneered at the sight of a house cat; a baby made me shrug."

No you didn't, stop it.

Hadrian VIII, Sunday, 3 July 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

There's a Bernie Sanders avatar, too, if you don't like Bernie Sanders: with shocking timeliness, given the bird that landed on Sanders' podium recently, his name is High Sparrow.

Riiiight. Shocking.

Hadrian VIII, Sunday, 3 July 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

George Saunders attends and reports on Donald Trump rallies -- I so much want this to be good! Please tell me I won't be disappointed!

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

NEW DAVID GRANN BOOK (in april 2017)

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

o damn dave grann

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

yessss finally

sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

a year from now D:

k3vin k., Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

George Saunders attends and reports on Donald Trump rallies -- I so much want this to be good! Please tell me I won't be disappointed!

it's very george saunders

parts of it are good

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

agree with that. it's very writer-y but has effective moments. it did really bum me out in general despite the "hopeful" part at the end.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/behold-your-newest-silver-screen-sex-goddess-jane-neighbor

Neighbor is twenty-eight and twenty-two, at once. She is a kind of gorgeous that can only be found in or very near rivers. She is blonde but also blond, depending on the spelling. She is tall when she is on a ladder, and medium-­tall when she is halfway up the ladder. Her eyelashes spell “glory.” Her naked hands can open wet jars, with just the strength of her slender fingers. She can be sexy and pointy and things that aren’t even adjectives, like glossary, or aren’t even words, like hilabrion. Her voice sounds like a truck full of rain.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

Just read that article about Syrian doctors .... Fuck

just sayin, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 07:15 (seven years ago) link

so so difficult + heavy. it took me a while to think thru why the lens of the profile is a doctor abroad + i assume it is just bc of the paucity of staff + the difficulty of getting close. so incredibly moving + heavy

schlump, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

The article about Trump's ghostwriter is good.

sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

I've been occasionally listening to the New Yorker Radio Hour podcast, and while I usually like Remnick as a writer, he comes off as such a smug prick on the radio.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 22 August 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

enjoyed the damon baehrel paumgarten piece and the Curtis sittenfeld fiction this wk

johnny crunch, Monday, 22 August 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

anyone else think the article about the national museum of african american history was oddly condescending? they kept presenting the guy running it as being a salesman/fake

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 22 August 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

He’d clearly told the story of the call before, but when I spoke with him this past spring, in his office on an upper floor of the glassy Capital Gallery Building, on Maryland Avenue, he repeated it for me with all the shock and wonder that it warranted.
...
“I go over there—door’s locked,” he said. “So I go to security and say to the guard, you know, ‘I’m the director of this new museum.’ He says, ‘We don’t know who you are—you can’t get in.’ So I go to the manager’s office: he won’t let me in. I call back to the Smithsonian and say, ‘What’s going on here?’ They say, ‘We don’t know.’ So I’m standing in front of the door, really ticked off, thinking, Why’d I take this job? But then this maintenance guy walks by, and in his cart he’s got a crowbar. So I take the crowbar and break into the offices.”

I may have looked skeptical. “Nobody was ready for us,” he insisted. “I had to break in.”
...
He spoke in terms like this throughout our conversation, with an unrelenting deliberateness, as if from a page of talking points.
...
“I didn’t want the white marble building that traditionally was the Mall. What I wanted to say was, there’s always been a dark presence in America that people undervalue, neglect, overlook. I wanted this building to say that.” Then, as if to balance out this quick foray into confrontational talk, he added, “I also wanted a building that spoke of resiliency and uplift.”

etc etc, those are just the obvious quotes but that's the tone through the whole thing

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 22 August 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

that was really fun. weird last couple of grafs tho?? like they had to hurry out the edit for publication. odd.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 28 August 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

like, did he ask him about the thinly sliced tuber dish thingy or what??? what happened?!?!?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 28 August 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

great article. I love how it turns into a true crime style halfway through

calstars, Monday, 29 August 2016 00:53 (seven years ago) link

i was coming here to post that. i love stuff about weird frauds, like that one other New Yorker article about the dentist who cheated in all the marathons.

slam dunk, Sunday, 4 September 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link

I love the feeling, reading it through, that he's resisting the "if this guy didn't exist, foodies would have to invent him" line, and then after so many failed fact finding / checking attempts, *shrug* fuck it. If this guy didn't exist, foodies would invent him. "As it stands, we got both" is too easy, so here's a couple more paragraphs instead.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 5 September 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

It's really annoying to not be able to follow any newyorker.com link without having to double check the byline to make sure it's not fucking Borowitz.

Dan I., Friday, 9 September 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

pretty easy to tell by the title that it's borowitz, isn't it?

Long profile of NY Times restaurant critic Pete Wells is good. In that aspirational mode of "What would it be like to walk into a hot Manhattan restaurant and have everyone kowtow to you?" but good and vivid.

otm in the rain (Eazy), Friday, 9 September 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

Looking forward to that one. From what/who I know, reviewing restaurants is both one of the hardest gigs to land and one of the hardest gigs to keep up.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

Wow, Wells article was even better than expected. Cool to learn he sometimes reaches for Oblique Strategies when he's stumped in a review, and that one of his frequent dining companions is who I took to be Steve Wynn of the Dream Syndicate.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 September 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

nyer pieces on frauds tend to end in "do we really want to know, like with religion?" does this one?

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 11 September 2016 13:56 (seven years ago) link

Looking forward to that one. From what/who I know, reviewing restaurants is both one of the hardest gigs to land and one of the hardest gigs to keep up.

What have you heard about it being hard to keep up? I recently got a v cushy and enjoyable (albeit unpaid) gig reviewing bars and restaurants where I live. Wondering why your friends find it hard to sustain?

NI, Sunday, 11 September 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

The more that I think about it the less I like the 'unfrozen caveman gumshoe' angle that foodie article takes. The writer straight up admits that he doesn't have the experience to really differentiate the unique flavors and preparations that the guy uses - yet still he says it was totally mindblowing. (Which jives with the opinions of his quoted experts)

The mystery is how this one dude can do it all, and it appears maybe he doesn't. That in fact it's not a real restaurant at all but a series of one-off performances. Yet this guy appears to go to great lengths to keep up a show that it's a working restaurant. Why does he do this? To me that's the interesting part and would make a great Werner Herzog kind of piece about an oddball obsessive who while creating something extraordinary and unique also has massive personal problems that threaten to undo him. But instead the writer just wants to portray him as a simple fraud. And though it's tactfully unstated, by extension he wants to portray an entire ambit of food writers as akin to those famous wine tasters who can't tell the difference between a high-end Bordeaux and a shitty supermarket red. sad_trombone!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 September 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

It's like, he's doing an emperor's new clothes story about an emperor who really does have amazing fucking clothes

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 September 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

otm

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 11 September 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

The whole idea that pretending you're running a successful restaurant that thousands of people go to each year allows you to charge 'big city' prices, when you've already been named one of the best places in America, is odd. In terms of elite appeal, i'd have thought 'the Brigadoon of restaurants' would knock it out of the park.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 11 September 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

The writer goes on about how expensive the place is now but when I read what goes into the guy's ingredients, and how much work it all is - and how it very likely IS a series of one-off, never-to-be-repeated, performances - it's surprising how low the prices are. Surely the guy would be able to charge far more if he were totally up-front about all this. I mean his patrons are booking two-hour taxi rides to get to him, have opinions about which continent serves the best Kobe beef, etc. But he doesn't. He won't. It's somehow super croosh that he keep up this idea that he's keeping standard business hours.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

'I walked past several shelves in his curing barn - Most were full of exactly the sort of ingredients he'd talked to me about. However, I noticed several empty ones. How long had they been that way? Brow furrowed, I ventured on'

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

i think the interesting aspect of the story is that the seeming pileup of fabrications and confabulations seems so at odds with the genial backyard-foraging luddite persona that he cultivates. Especially because it seems like the behavior of a total charlatan, even though everyone seems to agree that he is in fact an extremely talented and creative chef. Why is this guy who would probably be a famous chef anyway resorting to making up an employee, Trump-style, hiding his meat source, and boasting of easily-disproven celebrity guests and a level of reservations that is cartoonishly preposterous?

The aim of the story didn't seem to be to poke fun of or expose foodies. I think mentioning the stuff about food critics is just to establish a possible motive for why this guy would go to such bizarre lengths to build this cult of personality about himself when it seems like he could just have a regular restaurant and make far more money.

It def seemed weird for the reporter to return to the kitchen without taking someone who knew how food was made; the author seemed like he was confident that he could just figure out if it was bullshit or not using common sense and was unprepared for the level of detail he was presented with. Like he hoped he would be able to just dig out a takeout container from his garbage. And why not show the photographs?

slam dunk, Sunday, 11 September 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

i liked the detail about the spotless kitchen

, Sunday, 11 September 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link

i think if i ever ate there i'd flip the table right when he's explaining a dish to me then rush to the kitchen to see if i can catch his sous-chef in action

, Sunday, 11 September 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link

i liked the detail about the spotless kitchen

― 龜, Sunday, September 11, 2016 3:45 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, basically mysterious as heck

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 12 September 2016 00:10 (seven years ago) link

What have you heard about it being hard to keep up? I recently got a v cushy and enjoyable (albeit unpaid) gig reviewing bars and restaurants where I live. Wondering why your friends find it hard to sustain?

Because it's hard to go out to eat almost every night, again and again, eating giant meals. Some nights you just want to stay in and/or cook, right? And then there is the stress of potentially being the one responsible for a place going under, just because of your tastes, or a bad night or whatever. It's kind of a be careful what you wish for situation. Of course, that presupposes one is doing it for honest reasons with rigorous criteria. If someone took this kind of gig not as a capital J journalist and just did it for fun for a guide or mag, with a loose business/editorial mix and an "everything is awesome, please buy advertising in our publication!" vibe, I bet it's a lot of fun. Like, I know plenty of hacks who pull it off, but they don't take it very seriously and are clearly just on board for the free shit. But for the ones who do take it seriously, it seems kind of exhausting.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 September 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

the Rivka Galchen short story this week is good

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

That fraudy chef piece was great. It's an interesting paradox: the New Yorker has a rigorous, infamous fact-checking standard, but if you don't allow the writer access to anything, there are virtually no facts to check. That is, you can't be called a liar if there's no way to verify what you are saying is a lie (very tree/forest). The parallel mystery, in essence, is why Paumgarten was given the OK to write about something that cannot really be verified, but that kind of makes it extra fascinating. He can't call him a liar, because he can't fact check anything, so he writes a piece basically about how this story was hermetically sealed from any standard of truth. Reminds me of the famous Paul Auster/Smoke conclusion, with the epic, perfect story Keitel tells.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kCUbw8Ug28

Paul Benjamin: Bullshit is a real talent Auggie. To make up a good story you have to know how to push all the right buttons. I'd say you were up there with all the masters.
Auggie Wren: What do you mean?
Paul Benjamin: I mean um,
(chuckles)
Paul Benjamin: it's a good story.
Auggie Wren: Shit, if you can't share your secrets with your friends, then what kind of friend are ya?
Paul Benjamin: Exactly. Life just wouldn't be worth living, would it?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

the Rivka Galchen short story this week is good

― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:25 (five days ago) Permalink

so good

flopson, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

Link: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/09/19/how-can-i-help

calstars, Sunday, 18 September 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

that girl in the dark article this wk is also perfect nyer content

johnny crunch, Monday, 19 September 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

I just read it and it's pretty fucked up! Fits well with the chef article in coming close to straight-up accusing someone of being a fraud but without actually doing so or presenting any real evidence that they are a fraud. Both articles would be so much better if someone did some real investigating and wrote a real conclusion instead of just "are they lying? we'll never knoooooooow"

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

I liked the touch in the girl in the dark article that the reporter wanted to know her real name and use their own recording device and the publisher said no and the reporter was just like OK I'll do it anyways

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

Well that was odd

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 19 September 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

why is andy borowitz taking over this magazine

marcos, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

election year, the infinite space offered by the online version of a print magazine, gets shared like crazy by morons who both understand it's parody and don't, god hates us all.

a basset hound (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

so good

just sayin, Monday, 10 October 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

Surprised that didn't get mentioned earlier.

Easy, Spooky Action! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link

i can't deal w how gd the nyer's online writing has got, it's fucked up

― schlump, Saturday, June 25, 2016 3:45 AM (three months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its too much right

― just sayin, Saturday, June 25, 2016 11:37 AM (three months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it is v much too much & i think it is also of a rly confusingly hi quality - somehow suddenly a better blog than any other news/personal essay hosting site, also kinda just roamingly curious & illuminating to a magazine standard. like i cd almost just swap a digest for talk of the town. they have so many great writers now; i hope they're the people who will be batumans + schulzs in the magazine in a couple years.

― schlump, Saturday, June 25, 2016 5:09 PM (three months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just sayin, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

^ why i think it hadnt been mentioned earlier

just sayin, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

I heard Tom Bachtell speak today! he was awesome, very spontaneous and maybe not well prepared but I enjoyed his talk a lot. He's a huge classic swing and jazz fan (both music and dance) and is very devoted to the early NYer cartoonists, talked a lot about how rhythm of dance and music inform his work

marcos, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:05 (seven years ago) link

he's been doing this on a yearly contract basis for 23 years

marcos, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

Whats some of this extra good nyorker web content, iyo? I read a bunch of it in the day-to-day but can't say anything really stood out, didn't notice any abrupt change in quality

flopson, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

that thing that scott linked!

just sayin, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

good web content - http://www.newyorker.com/culture/persons-of-interest

just sayin, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

the portraits are beautiful

flopson, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

any of those in particular that you recommend, just sayin? (your username makes it awkward to address you lol) are all the pieces profiles by novelists written in a very loose personal memoir style?

I read the profile of physicist Lisa Randall by Nell Freudenberger last night and found it, kind of awful? but also strangely alluring, and charmingly un-self aware? It was so unaware how much of a caricature of a self-absorbed novelist more interested in herself and her own stonerish ideas than the subject herself. Freudenberger says she started investigatingRandall because she wanted to make an unlikable character in one of her novels into a physicist, but at multiple points Randall is quoted with such evident contempt for Freudenberger it verges on black comedy; i LOLed at this scene, where Freudenberger's attempt at an analogy b/w physics and literature gets brutally smacked down by Randall

Randall told me that sometimes a model works, “but it’s not something that’s compelling. Yes, things could happen like that, but I don’t believe it. And sometimes it’s like, wow—this happened automatically. . . . Sometimes a model is like that—it has a life of its own.” I thought of the way that a fiction writer will sometimes say that the character has taken over her pen, a notion that has always struck me as overblown. But there is the sense that, in writing about a hypothetical situation, you sometimes forget yourself enough to put down something you might not otherwise have admitted—in other words, to say something true. I had misquoted Lorrie Moore during our conversation, and so, the next day, I e-mailed Randall her famous definition of fiction: “It’s the unlivable life, the strange room tacked onto the house, the extra moon that is circling the earth unbeknownst to science.” Randall was skeptical, and fired back a caveat: “Theoretical physics IS science. We are not just making stuff up. We are hypothesizing what might be true but we don’t yet know if it is. We look for ways to find evidence (or rule it out).”

or this blunt retort to a painfully clichéd question:

“So,” I said, through chattering teeth. “Do you think about surfing differently than the average person—are you mapping equations for those waves in your head?”

“People always ask me that about skiing,” Randall said. “No.”

this digression and last minute wait-was-i-talking-about hamfisted pivot back into physics also cracked me up:

Everyone who reads George Eliot’s masterpiece “Middlemarch” takes something different from it; the paragraph I go back to describes the moment when Dorothea recognizes the mistake she has made in marrying the elderly, pedantic Casaubon:

"That element of tragedy which lies in the very fact of frequency, has not yet wrought itself into the coarse emotion of mankind; and perhaps our frames could hardly bear much of it. If we had a keen vision and feeling of all ordinary human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow and the squirrel’s heart beat, and we should die of that roar which lies on the other side of silence. As it is, the quickest of us walk about well-wadded with stupidity."

Until I read that the first time, I couldn’t put into words why I wanted to become a writer. Peculiar combinations of words—keen, squirrel, wadded—might refer to real things that had never before been described. Reading it again recently, I thought that the same might be said of the equations that physicists use to describe the world around us, and also that there might be something preferable for someone as quick as Randall in turning off that part of her brain some of the time.

Randall seems interesting though. "Her books rarely gloss over an explanation when it’s possible to supply it. “I wish this were less complicated, but I’m giving you the real story here,” she writes in her 2012 e-book about the search for the Higgs boson ... The novelist Cormac McCarthy was so interested in her work that he offered to edit her first book" got me to put her on my reading list, and this quote kinda blew my mind (fuckin magnets &c &c) :

Randall is more the second type, most famous for papers that proposed two models of “warped spacetime,” which she made with her fellow particle physicist Raman Sundrum, earlier in her career. They are now among the most cited papers in particle physics. The first model—really a bunch of mathematical equations—proposes a solution to the question of why gravity is so much weaker than the other fundamental physical forces. (Randall explains the problem in her most recent book, “Dark Matter and the Dinosaurs”: “After all, you can pick up a paper clip with a tiny magnet, successfully competing against the gravitational influence of the entire Earth.”)

I don't regret reading it but I'm not yet convinced this is of the quality schlumps soaring post upthread. still gotta read that thing scott linked, too

flopson, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

tbh thats the only one i've read so far, and i liked it! i loved how no-nonsense randall is, and how the author kept all that stuff in the article?

just sayin, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link

i know what yr saying tho. the bit at the beginning where she was like 'the character in my book was unlikeable so i thought... i'll make her a physicist' was pretty ????

just sayin, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

the magazine article this week by the woman who left her husband for the guy who turned out to have mental issues was very weird

na (NA), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

didn't read very New Yorker-y, had odd details in it like talking about how handsome her husband was, overall pretty insubstantial

na (NA), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

"Maybe Democracy is Bad" is kind of the nail in the coffin of my subscription

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

I also unsubscribed when i became a marxist herb, in college. back now tho, my gf just got me a subscription :)

flopson, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

lol, I've been reading that paragon of melancholic reflection on stuff since I was 12. It's gotten worse, and I've gotten less melancholic and reflective.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

the magazine article this week by the woman who left her husband for the guy who turned out to have mental issues was very weird

My favorite part was when she suggested that this was something of a trend-- ruling class NY women falling for quirky artists who are disorganized and touchy and possibly psychopaths

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

I like challopsy political philosophy so I have no real gripes about The Case Against Democracy. Sometimes it's worth listening to people criticize things you believe in, even if they don't make you abandon your belief you can still learn something.

flopson, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

Anyone know how much the all access (print+digital) sub is after the 12 week intro period?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 14 November 2016 05:12 (seven years ago) link

I think we just pay $106 a year.

El Tomboto, Monday, 14 November 2016 05:19 (seven years ago) link

So basically slightly more than Netflix.

El Tomboto, Monday, 14 November 2016 05:21 (seven years ago) link

Cool, I probably spend that picking up occasional issues from the bookstore.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 14 November 2016 05:24 (seven years ago) link

Lol at this weeks cover

flopson, Monday, 14 November 2016 12:19 (seven years ago) link

something of a trend-- ruling class NY women falling for quirky artists who are disorganized and touchy and possibly psychopaths

Cool I need to get over there. And start doing art.

more like dork enlightenment lol (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 14 November 2016 12:25 (seven years ago) link

can't bring myself to organize my memory into What's Good lately but, just bc i ordinarily skip the fiction, i love love loved the anne carson story

schlump, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

lol'd @ shouts and murmurs this wk

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

the Megan Amram one a bit ago (Trump's American Girls) was good

flopson, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

the magazine article this week by the woman who left her husband for the guy who turned out to have mental issues was very weird

do you have a link (or title) for that?

NI, Monday, 21 November 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

still hilarious to me that there's a Chapo Trap House profile in the NYer (although I guess Mennaker's family legacy make it not totally surprising). Need to read it.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 21 November 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

is that in print or web? Felix and Virgil were in talk of the town a few weeks ago, too

flopson, Monday, 21 November 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

it's here: http://www.newyorker.com/culture/persons-of-interest/what-will-become-of-the-dirtbag-left

rob, Monday, 21 November 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

ya no i read it, just wondering if it was in print. but now I see it's Persons of Interest so web only

flopson, Monday, 21 November 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

Menaker, who is thirty-three, told me that fans are drawn to the podcast because the hosts have “no special obligation to be nice to anyone, or get a pat on the head, or”—and here he briefly affected the voice of an aristocrat—“have a fine debate with mon conservative frère.” He rolled his eyes and mimed masturbation. “My reaction to that is a jack-off motion so hard it opens a portal into another dimension.”

Curious what a fan makes of that profile, because they come across as deeply unfunny to me.

rob, Monday, 21 November 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

(although I guess Mennaker's family legacy make it not totally surprising)

nah, the girl who wrote the profile is a former Gawker writer. just millenial internet media navel-gazing

flopson, Monday, 21 November 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

yeah i have not listened to the podcast and the article did not make me want to listen to it at all

na (NA), Monday, 21 November 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

its really fucking hilarious that the Chapo guys spent the last two weeks on Twitter complaining about how the liberal media had its head up its lena dunham john oliver EVISCERATES hamilton slay kween social media ass all election, and then the new yorker does a written-through feature on the chapo traphouse podcast

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 21 November 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

anyway we should probably start a chapo traphouse thread now that lefty twitter has it's own Hipster Runoff

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 21 November 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

lefty Twitter has it's own Hipster Runoff

Ha. This is pretty succinct. Chapo getting a regular slot on Sirius XM coming next, no doubt.

Anyhow, they posted an ep already reacting to their own coverage and discomfort at being rendered in watercolor.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 21 November 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

is this Chapo thing the new Ken Bone?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 November 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

also what is a "trap house"

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 21 November 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

A better written intro: here.

Or this unofficial pilot, an excoriation of and discussion of the bizarro psychopathologies in the Michael Bay Benghazi movie.

Your mileage may vary, like with every other single thing on the internet.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 21 November 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

Curious what a fan makes of that profile, because they come across as deeply unfunny to me.

yeah, I've been listening to this for awhile and the hosts are not funny at all. Some of the writing they find on the web is pretty hilarious though.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 21 November 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

They're definitely at their best in interviews and when doing "reading series" stuff. It's fun to hear them shoot the shit for a while but it gets a little repetitive, especially Felix ("cucks" "he taught me it was ok to be weird" etc.). I don't really listen to it as a comedy podcast, more as a political podcast that is sometimes funny.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 21 November 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

I thought I said this on this thread earlier, but the profile to me did not at all convey the appeal of the show

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 21 November 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

Also, I've been a fan for a while and have listened to nearly every ep, but I'm wondering how it will sustain my interest in a Trump presidency. I think even Will expressed that concern about the show. It's almost like they were right about the center-left and center-right punditocracy they targeted and it indeed proved to be irrelevant and now they're stuck trying to figure out a more original take on cheeto mussolini jokes.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 21 November 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

Anyway, if you want a good intro to the show, I'd listen to one of the Freeway Ross Douthat episodes and stick through the banter to the part where they actually read from Douthat's book.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 21 November 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

ya they're fucked now that Trump won

flopson, Monday, 21 November 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

More podcasts should be short-lived imo

rob, Monday, 21 November 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

I expect the flourishing of intra-left bickering we saw under Obama to subside now that we have zero power anywhere

flopson, Monday, 21 November 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

The two episodes per week model is kind of crazy (one free and one premium) -- hard to fill that much time with good content. Also not so sure about the new five-person model with Amber and Virgil Texas, always liked them as guests but it feels a bit crowded now.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 21 November 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

Anyway sry to turn this into Chapo Trap Thread instead of NYer thread.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 21 November 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

rob otm

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 21 November 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

just have to say the illustration of the chapos was extremely hilarious and weird, no idea what it was going for

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

all the articles in that section have the same style - http://www.newyorker.com/culture/persons-of-interest

just sayin, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 04:58 (seven years ago) link

I expect the flourishing of intra-left bickering we saw under Obama to subside now that we have zero power anywhere

― flopson, Monday, November 21, 2016

bush years suggest this will not be the case

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 06:33 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Batuman-signal: A fictional story about freshman year at Harvard.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/23/constructed-worlds

o. nate, Thursday, 19 January 2017 03:08 (seven years ago) link

It's an extract from her forthcoming novel, The Idiot

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 19 January 2017 04:23 (seven years ago) link

so it's basically a fictionalised retelling of her previous book? She seems really invested in her college years

Number None, Thursday, 19 January 2017 22:31 (seven years ago) link

Well, she has written a lot of other pieces for the magazine in the meantime, most of which didn't have anything to do with college. Also the last one was about grad school, this one is about undergrad.

o. nate, Friday, 20 January 2017 02:32 (seven years ago) link

Evan Osnos on Peter Thiele, other Silicon Valley tech titans buying up chunks of New Zealand in advance of global "trouble" / apocalypse.

Survivalism, the practice of preparing for a crackup of civilization, tends to evoke a certain picture: the woodsman in the tinfoil hat, the hysteric with the hoard of beans, the religious doomsayer. But in recent years survivalism has expanded to more affluent quarters, taking root in Silicon Valley and New York City, among technology executives, hedge-fund managers, and others in their economic cohort.

Last spring, as the Presidential campaign exposed increasingly toxic divisions in America, Antonio García Martínez, a forty-year-old former Facebook product manager living in San Francisco, bought five wooded acres on an island in the Pacific Northwest and brought in generators, solar panels, and thousands of rounds of ammunition. “When society loses a healthy founding myth, it descends into chaos,” he told me. The author of “Chaos Monkeys,” an acerbic Silicon Valley memoir, García Martínez wanted a refuge that would be far from cities but not entirely isolated. “All these dudes think that one guy alone could somehow withstand the roving mob,” he said. “No, you’re going to need to form a local militia. You just need so many things to actually ride out the apocalypse.” Once he started telling peers in the Bay Area about his “little island project,” they came “out of the woodwork” to describe their own preparations, he said. “I think people who are particularly attuned to the levers by which society actually works understand that we are skating on really thin cultural ice right now.”

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/30/doomsday-prep-for-the-super-rich

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:28 (seven years ago) link

yea it was good. some discussion of it in this thread: rate the chances that you will experience a cataclysmic, world-threatening event before you're 70

marcos, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:29 (seven years ago) link

clearest red flag of them all in second para

he was a competitive ballroom dancer

johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:29 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

if you're into evolutionary psychology, yes - if not, you might find this description of rationality... funny:

It emerged on the savannas of Africa, and has to be understood in that context.

for me the premise of the article is backwards, and I'd be more curious to trace and understand the notion of contemporary society and citizens as rational, than to understand why natural science hasn't by now turned us all into rational robots

niels, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 07:42 (seven years ago) link

yeah i often find the hunter-gatherer evolutionary psych conclusions a bit specious but the research is interesting

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 March 2017 16:03 (seven years ago) link

I mean why is it still so important to preface discussions of our limited cognitive capabilities with "1. assume animal origins" IT'S TWENTY SEVENTEEN

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 16:14 (seven years ago) link

I'd be more curious to trace and understand the notion of contemporary society and citizens as rational

I agree, but isn't that really "why we still cling to weird theistic concepts that we were designed and why we find it so infuriatingly necessary to explain that they aren't true" but I guess that's kind of what the article is about, in a way, so there's that snake eating itself again

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 16:44 (seven years ago) link

i thought the research that elucidated how little we really understand things, how we outsource knowledge to others and form (flimsy) opinions based on that trust, was really spot on. it's a ubiquitous phenomenon and i don't think many people are really aware of it. i tried to make a similar point at various points last year in the politics thread in particular and no one seemed to care for it

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:00 (seven years ago) link

the description of the research, rather

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:00 (seven years ago) link

we outsource knowledge to others and form (flimsy) opinions based on that trust, was really spot on

I agree that this is a deep question, but there is one satisfying, rational answer to it that applies in many but not all cases.

Why do we 'believe' scientists to tell us the truth about results if we can't parse the evidence ourselves? Because we have created institutions within academia such that the incentives of individual scientists are to over-turn false results. So collectively, if a false result becomes public or widespread believed, there is immediately an incentive for another scientist to replicate that study, to critique it, to hopefully over-turn it. So in the medium- to long-term (sometimes long-term is too long, see Andrew Gelman & co. debunking decades of psychology research), there is a strong tendency to self-correct to the truth. So we don't have to independently verify results that have been upheld in a scientific community for a long time.

flopson, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:49 (seven years ago) link

also, idk if they talk about this in the nyorker piece (haven't read but will assap) but there is a pretty large theoretical literature (spans fields of Decision Theory, economics, statistics, math) on what it means to convince someone, to what extent it is possible, whether beliefs will converge, and whether they will converge to the truth, that was started by this paper by Robert Aumann called "Agreeing to Disagree" http://www.ma.huji.ac.il/~raumann/pdf/Agreeing%20to%20Disagree.pdf

flopson, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:55 (seven years ago) link

xp to myself- another version of that is, we can rationally believe in the science behind the technologies we use every day. if I drive over a bridge every day in my car, and every day the car starts and every day the bridge does not collapse, I can justify my faith (via Law of Large Numbers arguments) that the science used by mechanical engineers and civil engineers is correct

flopson, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 20:07 (seven years ago) link

xp Kevin yup agree the experiments described are interesting

niels, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 21:36 (seven years ago) link

how little we really understand things, how we outsource knowledge to others and form (flimsy) opinions

I think that men are particularly prone to this but have a lesser sense of flimsiness than women, and that this is a significant driver of mansplaining.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 23:51 (seven years ago) link

My problem with "evolutionary psychology" is not that we don't have evolutionary origins, it's just that in practice these little bits of speculative narrative about how various mental behaviors might or might not have been adaptive under certain situations don't really add anything to the experimental results. Having a plausible-sounding evolution story doesn't make a result any stronger, and not being able to think of a plausible-sounding story doesn't make it any weaker. In terms of empirical method, they seem irrelevant, though perhaps fun to think about.

o. nate, Thursday, 2 March 2017 02:19 (seven years ago) link

otm

niels, Thursday, 2 March 2017 06:39 (seven years ago) link

Did I see correctly that Grann is back?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 March 2017 13:06 (seven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/the-marked-woman

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 March 2017 13:07 (seven years ago) link

awwww Shit

flopson, Thursday, 2 March 2017 13:24 (seven years ago) link

my in-laws got me a print subscription for christmas. the amount of good writing is overwhelming tbh, the issues arrive faster than i can read them. it's only march and already there are a bunch of issues on my shelf that i don't even remember opening

marcos, Thursday, 2 March 2017 14:41 (seven years ago) link

Yep, that is the system.

softie (silby), Thursday, 2 March 2017 15:44 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, soon you'll have piles all over, each with one article you've been meaning to get around to for years.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 March 2017 15:46 (seven years ago) link

The article about the utility of contacting congressmen frustrated me (Don't email, call; but when you call, don't follow a script).

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 March 2017 15:47 (seven years ago) link

marcos' description makes me get nostalgic - i kind of want to re-up my subscription.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 March 2017 15:50 (seven years ago) link

it's weird though because i still feel impatience for the next one to come! "why isn't it here yet, it's been a few days!"

marcos, Thursday, 2 March 2017 15:52 (seven years ago) link

I catch up by reading a couple articles a week at work (I rarely read the fiction).

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 March 2017 15:52 (seven years ago) link

i think if i read 1) a little bit of the talk of the town; 2) maybe one feature, and; 3) a piece of criticism then that would be pretty good. even that's hard though

marcos, Thursday, 2 March 2017 15:54 (seven years ago) link

I look forward to the fiction issue every year, because it means two weeks off.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 March 2017 15:56 (seven years ago) link

I gasped with relief three weeks ago when I saw the last issue was a double.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:02 (seven years ago) link

I let my subscription lapse last month, but until then I read (most of) every issue from 2010 to 2016. Yeah, it can be a relief when stuff you know you can skip comes around: "15 fiction writers reminiscing about about the smell of their mothers' kitchens? Oh yeah!"

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:10 (seven years ago) link

i'm convinced that's intentional on their part

sciatica, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:20 (seven years ago) link

This is possibly too pedantic, but every week I mark the articles I want to read with a red X in the index, which makes it easier figuring out when to trash/recycle them.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:20 (seven years ago) link

my system is something like

-always read first section of Talk of the Town (the subsequent ones are always gossipy quiddities and agonies of the ruling class trash imo)

-always read Surowieckie, James Wood, Schjejdaal, and the music criticism

-always read the comics

-never read fiction unless it's someone whose name I recognize or if it got bigupped itt or on twitter somewhere

-never read theatre criticism. never read tv critic unless I've watched the show

also, i almost always skim 'goings on about town' (even though I don't live in NYC, it's just nice, the images are beautiful, and you can find out about interesting things) and the 'briefly noted' book reviews. and i read the first two or three lines of every poem

and then for the longform stuff, I just go by what interests me or writers I like. try to do one a week minimum

flopson, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:23 (seven years ago) link

oh and i always read Anthony Lane but not Denby on film

flopson, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:31 (seven years ago) link

also never read Gopnik

flopson, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:31 (seven years ago) link

why do you guys get print? the kindle subscription is much cheaper and it doesn't pile up (physically)
i make it through an issue in a day or two but i'm pretty merciless about skipping articles i'm not interested in, even if they're important

na (NA), Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:31 (seven years ago) link

kindle version also shows up first thing monday morning, no wait for it to show up in the mail

na (NA), Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:32 (seven years ago) link

print is more fun to read, always

marcos, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:34 (seven years ago) link

Print + ipad is the same price as just print iirc. I usually read the e-issue on Monday and my wife too the print to read on the train.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:34 (seven years ago) link

also all my books are in our attic in storage right now i so don't mind having physical issues pile up

marcos, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:35 (seven years ago) link

i spend 8 hours a day looking at a computer screen, probably an additional hour looking at my phone, if i can avoid a screen for some of my leisure reading then i am better off

marcos, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link

i wonder to what extent young talent will continue to draw from Gawker (Chen, Tolentino), pitchfork (Carrie Battan), n+1 (Blumenkranz, Batuman) in the next decade

flopson, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:52 (seven years ago) link

never read Gopnik

otm

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 2 March 2017 17:19 (seven years ago) link

he wrote one of the worst new yorker articles i've ever seen, just a few days ago. not sure it counts as a true "article" or not because it was short and only posted online i guess, but it was about the idea that we're living in a simulation (which prompts seriously eye rolls from ILX i know but is actually fascinating) ...combined with the oscar best picture fuck-up, standing in for proof that the simulation had gone off the rails. i kept waiting for him to make a joke but it seems like he was half serious? but also that he just really wanted to write something about how surreal the shittiness of the last year has been in the context of the simulation argument, but wanted to wait for a new "crazy" event to occur in order to publish it, but then overreacted to the spectacle of the oscars thing and blew his wad too early? anyway it was the worst thing i've seen in the new yorker in a long time, other than borowitz

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 March 2017 17:29 (seven years ago) link

man people fuckin LOVE borowitz

marcos, Thursday, 2 March 2017 17:30 (seven years ago) link

borowitz is the worstowitz

Mordy, Thursday, 2 March 2017 17:33 (seven years ago) link

patricia marx shopping articles are my personal bugbear, but i don't think they've published one in a while

na (NA), Thursday, 2 March 2017 17:52 (seven years ago) link

ugh fuckin hate patricia marx

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, February 2, 2011 2:14 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I skipped a ton of stuff this week. Patricia Marx (ugh), Muslim brotherhood (feel guilty about this but I'm tired of these pieces), John McPhee (not in the mood for long personal reminisces). Pedophilia piece was good but I skimmed some because it was so hard to read.

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, January 7, 2013 8:42 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ugh I hate Patricia Marx so much. Her shopping updates were dumb enough, but this week she writes about taking a trip on a freighter, which is potentially interesting, but her writing is so self-centered and cutesy and trite that the piece is totally worthless.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, January 29, 2014 9:20 AM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

na (NA), Thursday, 2 March 2017 17:55 (seven years ago) link

haha how many times has this thread had the shouts and murmurs/Patricia Marx/denby conversation

― max, Sunday, August 12, 2012 8:27 AM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

na (NA), Thursday, 2 March 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link

Karl otm, that simulation piece by Gopnik was abysmal. In more competent hands etc.. because it truly is an interesting topic. But you have got to do better than 'omg first trump won and now a wrong enveloppe at the oscars: the people running our simulation are losing it!1!'

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 2 March 2017 18:02 (seven years ago) link

what's weird is that they already published two pieces about it relatively recently!

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/11/23/doomsday-invention-artificial-intelligence-nick-bostrom
http://www.newyorker.com/books/joshua-rothman/what-are-the-odds-we-are-living-in-a-computer-simulation

haven't read the rothman one, but the bostrom profile was good, i thought. so it's weird that gopnik was itching to write about the same subject again, without adding anything of any value to it!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 March 2017 18:06 (seven years ago) link

didn't read the gopnik (see my rule upthread re: gopnik of 'never read gopnik') but i, too, like to defend the groovy pleasure of contemplating the Simulation Hypothesis from its detractors (who afaict are mostly responding to Thiel & Musk's bizarre pronouncements on and interpretation of it)

flopson, Thursday, 2 March 2017 18:07 (seven years ago) link

Ohh monsieur Le Malone, you are spoiling me!

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 2 March 2017 18:09 (seven years ago) link

*beeps and bloops*

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 March 2017 18:10 (seven years ago) link

my eternal shame is that Gopnik is a Montréal native u_u

flopson, Thursday, 2 March 2017 18:12 (seven years ago) link

rothman is generally good, prob my fav of the web writers

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Thursday, 2 March 2017 18:28 (seven years ago) link

though once he got a detail about ulysses slightly wrong and i turned on him forever

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Thursday, 2 March 2017 18:28 (seven years ago) link

I liked Gopnik's piece a while back about baking bread with his mom

softie (silby), Thursday, 2 March 2017 18:29 (seven years ago) link

i liked gopnik's piece after trump officially locked up the GOP nomination -- it was about how countries don't really recover from having their institutions shown to be so fragile

but everything else sucks, including his occasional hockey forays on the website

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 March 2017 18:32 (seven years ago) link

anyway, New Yorker gigs are like tenured professorships, the quality of your work stops being a factor at some point

softie (silby), Thursday, 2 March 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link

same with public radio contributors

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 March 2017 18:45 (seven years ago) link

xpost Yeah, iirc you get a nice salary and near total freedom and are just required to turn in x-thousand words a year.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 March 2017 19:46 (seven years ago) link

remember when SFJ left his new yorker post to work for genius

marcos, Thursday, 2 March 2017 19:47 (seven years ago) link

"Genius."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 March 2017 19:47 (seven years ago) link

Remember when, as a staff writer at the New Yorker, he solicited money online for a new laptop?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 March 2017 19:48 (seven years ago) link

Those were the days ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 March 2017 19:48 (seven years ago) link

xp. seeing successful writers with patreons or whatever now seems commonplace. he was an innovator!

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 2 March 2017 19:49 (seven years ago) link

my in-laws got me a print subscription for christmas. the amount of good writing is overwhelming tbh, the issues arrive faster than i can read them. it's only march and already there are a bunch of issues on my shelf that i don't even remember opening

― marcos, Thursday, March 2, 2017 8:41 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yep, that is the system.

― softie (silby), Thursday, March 2, 2017 9:44 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, soon you'll have piles all over, each with one article you've been meaning to get around to for years.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, March 2, 2017 9:46 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The story of every New Yorker subscriber ever (including me)

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 March 2017 23:26 (seven years ago) link

yep

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 March 2017 23:49 (seven years ago) link

i'm actually okay with the new yorker -- i'm usually more or less caught up and either way i toss them

the new york review operates on a more idiosyncratic schedule which gives you the illusion that you have time, thus dooming me

mookieproof, Friday, 3 March 2017 00:20 (seven years ago) link

New Yorker plus the monthly copy of Bon Appetit that has been showing up every month for three years even though I've never paid for it.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 3 March 2017 00:26 (seven years ago) link

When I die it will be under a hoarders stack of those two plus damaged comics and GNs I take from work planning to read

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 3 March 2017 00:26 (seven years ago) link

have to say i wasn't really enthralled by the grann excerpt. will still buy the book tho obv

k3vin k., Saturday, 11 March 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link

I liked the Paul LaFarge piece on the unusual and ultimately tragic life of H.P. Lovecraft's young protege Robert Barlow.

o. nate, Monday, 13 March 2017 02:36 (seven years ago) link

The simulation argument piece made me laugh at this casual aside "Many people have imagined this scenario over the years, of course, usually while high."

Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Monday, 13 March 2017 03:22 (seven years ago) link

uh so apols for slight spam, but if any london ilxors are reading this, I have a ticket to see Grann introduce a screening of the film at the bfi tonight at 8.30 and have to stay in for the plumber. Ticket's at the box office. Reply to thread or paul dot clark at britisher yahoo

sktsh, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link

read the herbalife story

lol capitalism

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 March 2017 03:27 (seven years ago) link

we shd use this thread to just dispassionately audit the magazine contents in the hope of once in a while triggering discussion. this wk's ish is great i think; the marantz thing is just so devastating, kind of like the one-a-week talk spots chronicling descent into fascism in this somehow zippy & brutal register. the watch thing really endearing also.

also-also i think the last thing i would have mentioned if this thread was somewhere i habitually mentioned things was the zadie smith billie holiday thing, i never read the fiction but i thought it was like one of those kevin spacey mfa-southern aside to cameras in house of cards, like they could have had him read it for the fiction podcast.

schlump, Sunday, 19 March 2017 03:05 (seven years ago) link

i miss jack already. used to drink with him and my brother in new milford, ct during the grunge years and he was such a swell guy and so funny. and gary larson still owes him some money. rest in peace.

https://scontent.fbed1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17629612_10158454090190298_4470249223408653381_n.jpg?oh=bf8902157c72b63fc861971ea5089fd8&oe=59534A4F

scott seward, Friday, 31 March 2017 20:24 (seven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/04/10/death-of-a-dystopian

Mordy, Friday, 7 April 2017 22:53 (seven years ago) link

v sad reading that and then going to watch the trailer and all the comments full of ppl caught in the same delusions

Mordy, Friday, 7 April 2017 23:09 (seven years ago) link

the trolls won when reagan did, in retrospect

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 7 April 2017 23:11 (seven years ago) link

That article was intense. Not one I'll forget anytime soon.

iris marduk (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 8 April 2017 00:45 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

who is rod dreher and why is he trying to fill my neighborhood with catholics?!??!

Heez, Thursday, 4 May 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link

he wishes they were eastern orthodox (for now, anyway)

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 May 2017 01:38 (six years ago) link

I liked that profile b/c dude seems p obviously fucked up over his dad and his own lifestyle choices and w/e. Sounds like the religious community he's really looking for is charedi Jews.

softie (silby), Thursday, 4 May 2017 02:01 (six years ago) link

sold for parts: exploitation and abuse at the chicken plant

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/05/08/exploitation-and-abuse-at-the-chicken-plant

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 May 2017 08:48 (six years ago) link

I learned a few days ago that Dreher played a major hand in forming the Florida Film Critics Circle; he was apparently some ex officio member in the '90s.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 May 2017 12:15 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

this court case is really something else
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/05/22/what-makes-a-parent

Mordy, Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link

i thought that story was interesting but their case seemed so unique i don't really get how it can really be a test case for anything. they were SO BAD at actually communicating or talking about the status of their relationship.

na (NA), Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link

is it just me or does gunn really not seem to have a case at all?

-_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link

and seems like an awful person

-_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link

or that if she has a case it opens up a troubling precedent for all kinds of claims we'd consider dubious

Mordy, Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

it seemed like her case was that she had enough money to keep the case going and put financial pressure on the other woman

na (NA), Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link

xp. that was a particularly terrible way of phrasing that as i don't have any idea whether she has a case under new york state family law, but i mean, from an intuitive point of view this woman is not the child's parent and shouldn't be able to prevent the parent from taking the child to the uk just because she has money

-_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link

The quiddities and agonies rich person introduction doesn't help my feelings toward Gunn.

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link

if anyone remembers his profile from a couple of years back, karl deissiroth, the stanford psychiatrist and neuroscientist, is speaking at my girlfriend's med school graduation.

k3vin k., Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

just finished that parenthood legal battle case and gunn is basically a monster

k3vin k., Friday, 16 June 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

I invented sex. You’re welcome, pals.

the ghost of markers, Sunday, 25 June 2017 08:06 (six years ago) link

Well, for anyone that has been clamoring for a 20-page piece on Texas politics ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

thoughts?

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/09/18/the-case-against-civilization

it's definitely an interesting piece but i found myself feeling v skeptical about its conclusions?

Mordy, Monday, 18 September 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link

Me too, but I loved it and got tons of sparks off it. Really want to read the book about bushmen it cites.

harbinger of failure (Jon not Jon), Monday, 18 September 2017 21:10 (six years ago) link

James C. Scott is pretty good but you have to keep in mind his granaries-are-the-enemy-of-the-people thing goes back years and years and years.

Hunter-gatherers don't have pizza or beer so nah. Speaking of which I'm disappointed the piece doesn't even touch on the hypothesis that people went in for the Neolithic revolution because agriculture provides for a steady supply of booze.

El Tomboto, Monday, 18 September 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link

'moral economy of the peasant' is the best Scott imo

flopson, Monday, 18 September 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link

whenever i come across this argument, wonder if they aren't idealizing the experience of tribal societies who happened to luckily live in abundance....for instance cabeza de vaca's account of living in pre-agricultural texas...no thanks.

i plan to read Scott's book though.

ryan, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 13:28 (six years ago) link

Lillian Ross has died at 99. One of my all-time favorites is her profile of Hemingway. https://t.co/v20xA6LkZM

— corey robin (@CoreyRobin) September 20, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 September 2017 21:47 (six years ago) link

god it's exhausting reading that. such a bloviating old gasbag that seems conjured, an antic fictional character. those constant sporting metaphors, the shadow-boxing. hemingway really was a pos.

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 22 September 2017 00:09 (six years ago) link

clearly you are NOT AN AMERICAN

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2017 00:33 (six years ago) link

unbelievably controlled writing. the picture she builds up, piece by piece, the oppressiveness of his tics. devastating

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 22 September 2017 09:04 (six years ago) link

there's something feminist about it, too.. she carefully records who does the unpacking, who keeps track of the toothbrush, who keeps the train on the tracks

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 22 September 2017 09:34 (six years ago) link

from Adam Gopnick's sharp review of Chernow's U.S. Grant bio:

A student of American prose could hold up Adams’s Grant-bashing memoir against Grant’s own memoir to define the two furthest points of American recollection: one discursive, mordant, allusive, and hyperbolic—exaggeration of affect is the key to Adams’s “education”—the other pointed, reduced, and understated. (Lincoln’s speeches, Grant’s memoirs, and Stephen Crane’s stories are the triple pillars of American stoical prose to this day.) What the two old enemies have in common, significantly, is a natural taste for irony: Grant’s understatements, like Adams’s self-mortifications, are meant to make the narrator seem modest while showing that he sees through everything. Grant underplays savage battles to escape the pretensions of heroic rhetoric; Adams overdramatizes his internal “lessons” to mock the earnest pretensions of intellect to master the commercial world. Grant’s battles have no heroism; they just happen. Adams’s education keeps sending him back to Go.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link

Whenever I’m intimidated about how smart Gopnik is, I just have to remember the number of problems he’s solved.

This line of thinking might deserve its own thread.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 22:50 (six years ago) link

Man I don’t know I almost always skip gopnick he is hella annoying

harbinger of failure (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 28 September 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link

^

sean gramophone, Saturday, 30 September 2017 23:47 (six years ago) link

often annoying, but he's not always wrong (except about hockey)

this was otm

https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-dangerous-acceptance-of-donald-trump

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 October 2017 02:56 (six years ago) link

I find that there are very few New Yorker writers distinctive enough to be especially irritating. I've probably read dozens of Adam Gopnik pieces and I couldn't tell you a single thing about his writing.

JRN, Sunday, 1 October 2017 04:19 (six years ago) link

heroic detachment ftw

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 October 2017 04:23 (six years ago) link

Adam Gopkin said 9/11 Manhattan smelled like Mozarella cheese. That's what I remember about him.

carpet_kaiser, Sunday, 1 October 2017 04:27 (six years ago) link

That is inaccurate btw

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 October 2017 04:41 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

France, the 70s, young man older woman, just making my way through it now.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1971/06/26/immortal-gatito?mbid=social_twitter

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 23 November 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link

^^ I've seen the film, but will def make time to read that tonight, thanks

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 23 November 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link

Just stepped on that by accident and this is something else (certainly by New Yorker standards). Mavis Gallant is looking at every action and utterance from about five different angles.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 23 November 2017 23:16 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/MenCatPerson

Number None, Monday, 11 December 2017 12:31 (six years ago) link

is it supposed to be good or funny that someone is spending their time finding idiotic tweets by morons or perhaps bigots or actual deep misogynists and sharing them?

what do we learn from this?

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 11 December 2017 13:43 (six years ago) link

Someone saw these tweets, was maddened enough to start one as you can do it for free.

When idiocy and bogotry are read aloud its great because you don't actually need to argue anything, just read it back to the person doing it - that's the effect that account has.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 December 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

yeah no doubt the men who posted are following it and changing their ways

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link

i don't even think it has to be anything other than funny but many of them aren't even funny, just the stupid, badly expressed opinions of dullards.

i suppose some people doubt that these dullards exist or something, but again, i doubt they are following this.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link

When idiocy and bogotry are read aloud its great because you don't actually need to argue anything, just read it back to the person doing it - that's the effect that account has.

i think this is seriously one of the most naive things i've ever read on ilx

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

They will never get to see it, but it might stop some ppl.

Ultimately its not meant to teach ppl anything, that was someone maddened by online. And who could blame them?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link

xp - its not about changing hearts and minds btw. Its war!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

hearts and minds are not changed on twitter

Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link

One aspect of modern fandom is to publicize the worst examples of humanity who don't like what you are a fan of, in order to shame others out of criticizing it. (Cat Person was a competently written story and went viral due to its being relatable to people I am lucky enough not to be one of.)

Three Word Username, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link

sometimes it takes a long ass time to figure out why some tweet is posted in a particular thread

President Keyes, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

One aspect of modern fandom liberalism is to publicize the worst examples of humanity

fixed it for you

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link

ITT: men react to men reacting to Cat Person

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:58 (six years ago) link

Those tweets should be added to the story.

Yerac, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link

someone on twitter had a very good thread yesterday reiterating that Cat Person is a SHORT STORY not a memoir or essay or thinkpiece, and should be assessed accordingly. relating to characters and their experiences is of course fine, but judging the merit of the story on the rightness or wrongness of the characters' actions is really really dumb. ftr I don't think the New Yorker really did itself or the author much of a favor by publishing an accompanying interview with her about it. not that the author should have to relinquish all authority but maybe let the work speak for itself for at least a little while first.

evol j, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link

re: that reaction twitter. It seems more like cathartic mockery of the idea that sjws are the only ones who get "triggered" to me. I don't think anyone expects it to change minds.

rob, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link

ITT: men react to men reacting to Cat Person

men react to men reacting to men reacting to cat person.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

I hate cats, and I hate hot takes or hot takes about other fucking people's hot takes. So I'm going to remain blissfully ignorant about whatever the fuck Cat Person is, and not feel like I'm missing out on some enlightenment or fun.

calzino, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link

it's mostly about putting out fires with gasoline, iirc

voodoo chili, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link

It's actually a very good short story!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link

it's almost insane to which the speed that Twitter chews things up and spits them out, waves of backlash and backlash to the backlash and backlash to the backlash to the backlash and memeifying the whole thing in 24 hours after it's published

like how could anything even exist as a piece of writing or art anymore?

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link

30 years ago you could kick a piece of art down the street

marcos, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link

Most fiction writing is safely ignored. It's pretty rare that a piece of short fiction goes viral like this; actually, I can't recall the last time this happened.

Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link

lol marcos

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

love too laugh at people online

k3vin k., Monday, 11 December 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link

The story was surprisingly graphic. I didn't realize the NYer published fiction that explicit.

For what it's worth, I found the story truthful and interesting. Reminded me of Dan Clowes.

dinnerboat, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link

the edge of indie miserabilia was the worst part that's true

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 December 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link

The NYer almost always publishes an interview online with their short fiction writer of the week, so this was not unusual. People just usually don't care.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 06:41 (six years ago) link

the china selfie meitu app article in this weeks is m/l terrifying

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/01/08/my-fathers-body-at-rest-and-in-motion

Enjoyed this piece quite a bit. Something about the calm tone that makes it a warm bath to ease into, despite the subject matter.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 13:16 (six years ago) link

tw suicide

good piece

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2003/10/13/jumpers

Mordy, Thursday, 4 January 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link

That Mukherjee piece is great. Thanks. xp

o. nate, Friday, 5 January 2018 03:20 (six years ago) link

The Osnos piece on China.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 January 2018 03:37 (six years ago) link

enjoyed that — my first attempt at an audio article!

k3vin k., Friday, 5 January 2018 20:36 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The article on the brain-dead girl is grim and unsettling, but in an engrossing way.

o. nate, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:25 (six years ago) link

yeah I have that bookmarked, looking forward to reading

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 February 2018 04:33 (six years ago) link

New Grann alert

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/02/12/the-white-darkness

Number None, Friday, 9 February 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

A nice long Grann survivalists-in-harsh-conditions story is just a balm for my soul.

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 9 February 2018 01:41 (six years ago) link

the accompanying images and maps are really amazing

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 01:50 (six years ago) link

The Grann piece was fun but he did not read as a hero or explorer to me, just a dude doing exactly what he wanted to do for his own ego (lol @ the idea that he was actually making that last expedition to raise $100k for charity) and making bad decisions. It made me really relish being indoors though.

change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link

i didn't love the grann piece tbh, it was boring and overlong. mostly i enjoyed the details about the sick shit that happens to your mind and body in that situation.

na (NA), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

Yeah it was Lost City of Z but cold and less interesting, more pointless.

change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link

Happened to read an essay about hypothermia a couple of days after reading this. was better.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link

Loved Jill Lepore on Mary W Shelley

Winter. Dickens. Yes. (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:31 (six years ago) link

Yo yeah me too.

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link

I wanna read Muriel spark Shelley bio now

Winter. Dickens. Yes. (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link

It's very good.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:59 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I'm still reading the Grann piece but it starts off on the wrong foot immediately:

There were no living creatures in sight. Not a bear or even a bird. Nothing but him.

Antarctica has no bears -- polar bears are native to the Arctic (they're not going to traverse the equator not to mention the thousands of miles separating the poles).

Rick Wokeman (Leee), Thursday, 8 March 2018 00:53 (six years ago) link

yeah that's why they weren't in sight, duh

na (NA), Thursday, 8 March 2018 03:23 (six years ago) link

no hippos either

President Keyes, Thursday, 8 March 2018 16:11 (six years ago) link

Or reticulated tarsiers

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 8 March 2018 16:26 (six years ago) link

^ that’s not even a real animal, not sure how i ended up putting those words together

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 8 March 2018 16:27 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.newyorker.com/crossword/puzzles-dept/introducing-the-new-yorker-crossword-puzzle

well, there's a new yorker puzzle now. hope you all enjoyed getting work done

k3vin k., Monday, 30 April 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

Peter Hessler's article about his cat Morsi and Cairo expat life was quite enjoyable:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/05/07/cairo-a-type-of-love-story

o. nate, Friday, 4 May 2018 01:09 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

well this is a half baked article but the topic is interesting https://www.newyorker.com/books/under-review/the-bullshit-job-boom

niels, Friday, 8 June 2018 12:56 (five years ago) link

just read & enjoyed the ben marcus short story a few issues back

johnny crunch, Friday, 8 June 2018 13:01 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

"Yesterday, some stockbrokers ordered them for the floor"

niels, Thursday, 26 July 2018 06:24 (five years ago) link

and snorted them

President Keyes, Thursday, 26 July 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Can’t fathom a justification for this. He isn’t in government. He isn’t leading a fringe website anymore. He isn’t interesting. He’s a crank who’s trying (and since Trump, largely failing) to get majority white countries to elect bigots. https://t.co/Qz0NxumU9t

— Radley Balko (@radleybalko) September 3, 2018

Karl Malone, Monday, 3 September 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

they disinvited him, but wtf

k3vin k., Tuesday, 4 September 2018 04:42 (five years ago) link

https://festival.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Adam-Schiff-DefaultWP.jpg

FRI, OCT. 5 | 10:00 PM | 90 MINUTES
The Borowitz Report Live with Adam Schiff
Andy Borowitz brings his popular column to life onstage. Featuring the ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee, Representative Adam Schiff.

velko, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 04:52 (five years ago) link

“popular” my ass

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 04:53 (five years ago) link

i think andy borowitz should be killed

― miss me belial (crüt), Friday, December 18, 2015

velko, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 04:55 (five years ago) link

Tough but fair.

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 04:59 (five years ago) link

A statement from David Remnick, editor of The New Yorker, explaining his decision to no longer include Steve Bannon in the 2018 New Yorker Festival. pic.twitter.com/opayiw5GQ2

— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) September 3, 2018

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 05:17 (five years ago) link

hilariously predictable

flopson, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 05:17 (five years ago) link

I call my vagina "New Yorker cartoon" because it's dry and a handful of people have laughed at it

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 16, 2016

flopson, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 05:29 (five years ago) link

I am not gonna bother to zoom in to whatever David Remnick wrote in his PJs just now I’m sure it’s not a big deal

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 05:36 (five years ago) link

it's about what you'd expect. remnick is a very intelligent guy and i like his writing. he is a person who can listen to a viewpoint that is opposite of his own and learn from it. he makes the mistake of thinking that everyone else is like that and failed to see that he was just handing free publicity to a racist creep.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 05:41 (five years ago) link

This seems like an attempt to veer into the Aspen Ideas lane that ended in flipping the car.

Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 11:47 (five years ago) link

Remnick's mea culpa is well written but poorly reasoned, since it never really justifies inviting Bannon to be interviewed in the first place. It was allegedly done in a somewhat sneaky manner, without staff or venue or anyone knowing, and the fact that Bannon was announced as a sort of a big surprise headliner shows Remnick at least thought he was some big get. But even objectively speaking I am not sure what wisdom can be gleaned from Bannon gloating at this point.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link

Remnick at least thought he was some big get.

Aye, he's not wrong la </scouse>

Mark G, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link

Bannon is a big get like gonorrhea is a big get.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:57 (five years ago) link

worth remembering that milo was just the other day weeping on facebook about how his being deplatformed everywhere had ruined his life

deplatforming works, folks

keep this gelatinous bag of pickled organs off the national stage

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:12 (five years ago) link

I've a hard time explaining to excellent reporters over, say, forty, why it's not a good idea to give fourth-rate Robert E. Lee-boning grifters like Steve Bannon a means to express themselves. Many of them have a deep attachment to the theory that only by exposing the imbecility of Bannons do you perform a public service. Had Bannon been installed as a university president, I'd say he's worth a story. But he's a nothing now. I have trouble coming up with anything more persuasive than what I just wrote, so if anyone has ideas about confronting colleagues and reporters I'm open. About the only thing I can come up with is, "What will you learn that you haven't already?"

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:15 (five years ago) link

I like the framing I saw on Twitter: had it gone through, Remnick would have been interviewing, but Bannon would have been recruiting. That's the part Remnick doesn't get, and never will.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:16 (five years ago) link

otm xp

also, will anyone anywhere be moved to change their opinion on bannon after the fearless editor of the New Yorker runs him through with his gleaming sword of FACTS and LOGIC

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:17 (five years ago) link

Giving Bannon a platform to be Bannon will only serve to reinforce people's preexisting feelings about Bannon. Few people will be swayed, but because you run the risk of swaying those swayable people his way, it's best to err on the side of caution.

Also, the argument for giving terrible people as much rope as they want to hang themselves with held much more water when the critical thinking skills of the general public weren't so thoroughly degraded. Like, let's maybe focus our energies on helping people to identify logical fallacies before plopping them down in front of people who pretty much only have a public presence on the basis of having taken regular advantage of that deficiency.

Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link

Also, the argument for giving terrible people as much rope as they want to hang themselves with held much more water when the critical thinking skills of the general public weren't so thoroughly degraded

Yeah, this.

The goal should be akin to Errol Morris' "Mr. Death" movie - force a self-obsessed wannabe maestro rife with hubris and cynicism to find refuge with the only people that will pay his thoughts heed, and then let him and his ideas wither in exile.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:26 (five years ago) link

It's not a great loss, or a loss at all, but I think it's a shame they cancelled, and it could have been an interesting interview. I don't really get the "recruitment" angle. A one-hour interview with Remnick is a piss in the ocean against 24/7 Fox, radio, etc.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:32 (five years ago) link

OTOH I can understand not wanting to pay Bannon, as Reminck mentioned, if only for travel and accommodation.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link

it could have been an interesting interview

OK, go ahead and explain what Steve Bannon has to say that's "interesting".

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link

Seeing him being put to account in a more rigourous way than you might seen on TV would be interesting. Indefensible people and subjects can be interesting. That's not the same as "appealing".

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:39 (five years ago) link

I for one would like to know how he so effortlessly pulls off that 'freshly-unearthed corpse' look.

Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:40 (five years ago) link

The only "interesting" thing Bannon ever has to offer is that you ignore him and his viewpoint at your political peril, which is right ... except all the times he's massively wrong. He's just another grifter and gambler, albeit one with a gut-churning ethos.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:41 (five years ago) link

And by that I also mean that I'm sure at any given moment his gut is churning load enough to hear it. Remnick should interview his digestive system. We already know he's full of shit but ... what does it mean?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:42 (five years ago) link

Seeing him being put to account in a more rigourous way than you might seen on TV would be interesting

possibly, but i dunno if david remnick going 'have you no decency, sir' for an hour would be what you're looking for

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:43 (five years ago) link

I wonder if it's a UK thing. Combative interviews with horrible people are more the norm here.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:46 (five years ago) link

well, look at cathy newman's jordan peterson interview for a good example of how that can backfire

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

The goal should be akin to Errol Morris' "Mr. Death" movie - force a self-obsessed wannabe maestro rife with hubris and cynicism to find refuge with the only people that will pay his thoughts heed, and then let him and his ideas wither in exile.

...did you say this knowing, unmentioned, that he's the star of an upcoming Morris documentary? (I'm not convinced it's a good idea, either, and the TIFF program description for it is the opposite of tempting.)

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:03 (five years ago) link

American Dharma, set to premiere Out of Competition at the Venice Film Festival on Tuesday, September 4, is an in-depth, often combative 95-minute interview with Bannon, structured around the subject’s favourite films, including Twelve O’clock High, Chimes At Midnight and The Bridge On The Review Kwai.

hm

Number None, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:08 (five years ago) link

¿?

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:09 (five years ago) link

The Bridge On The Review Kwai

Neil S, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link

this is otm really

tbh i think the motivation behind nearly every bannon interview since he's left office has been mostly based on ego/wanting to be the guy who finally nails him, which... is not how the far right works

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) September 4, 2018

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link

yeah, precisely

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link

Any publicity is good publicity for a POS who's been clinging to the fringes for forever and could die in deserved obscurity if we'd had the good sense to have never acknowledged them in the first place.

Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link

xpost I had no idea he was the subject of a Morris doc! I want to hear him hold forth on literally nothing, so ... pass.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link

I get what Feinberg's saying, but I don't really understand why interviewing is incompatible with "how the far right works", or even what that means

I mean, is it the same as saying "journalism doesn't work any more, forget it"?

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:52 (five years ago) link

That's partly the point I made upthread: a lot of my reporter friends were puzzled about the outrage. The only argument that made headway was when I reminded them that Bannon is hemorrhaging readers and is no longer in the White House.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link

the trap that a lot of well-meaning people fall into when it comes to debating fascists is assuming that both sides will act in good faith and present their ideas honestly and therefore the fascist will be defeated by facts

that's not how far right discourse works; it's pointless trying to hold them to those standards

the sartre quote about anti-semitism that's been doing the rounds kinda sums it up

“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

Man Sartre otm

cheese is the teacher, ham is the preacher (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link

I get that, but why should journalist's only interview people we expect to reply in good faith? I don't think Remnick's that stupid to expect good faith ("Bannon's not going to burst into tears").

I mean, even though he's no longer in the White House, he's been a key influence on one of the most nihilistic and destructive government's of my lifetime - and he's not as smart as he thinks he is. There's a chance, worth risking I think, that he could reveal something (consciously or unconsciously) that's useful. Or put his foot in it in a way that's unhelpful to the right.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link

(I wouldn't make the same case about Milo or Cernovich)

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link

useful to whom? for what purpose?

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

I get that, but why should journalist's only interview people we expect to reply in good faith?

that's a good point, when it applies to interviewing people who haven't lived public lives and whose views are relatively unknown.

that doesn't apply to bannon. we know what he thinks. he still lives a very public life. he has plenty of other forums to share his interesting views about how we're already in the midst of world war III with islam. remnick is very unlikely to draw out new information that will somehow be the key to the entire current nightmare. as others have said, remnick and bannon are playing different games.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link

karl otm

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 15:37 (five years ago) link

(xpost) I guess - some motivational insight into the way things worked at the White House, of which people were previously unaware?

This is a good point tho

As for "combative" -- yes, I totally believe that an editor who allowed a fact-checker to quit because he was terrified of alt right Twitter knows how to go toe-to-toe.

— Laura Lippman (@LauraMLippman) September 3, 2018

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

some motivational insight into the way things worked at the White House, of which people were previously unaware?

this is the leakiest white house in history and, again, bannon has no obligation or likely any motivation to offer an accurate account of how things worked during his time there

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 15:43 (five years ago) link

actually the point of a festival of ideas is for rich jerkoffs to feel cerebral while bigtimers like you rake in money https://t.co/PQAh09j8Z0

— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) September 4, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

there's a lot of things I want to call Malcom Gladwell

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

there's a difference between a standard interview and a prestige interview, virtually always some level of puff piece even if the subject is repulsive by the nature of the beast.

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

The only valid argument I can think of for inviting Steve Bannon as a featured guest at some big public conference is if there's like a dermatological panel on the hazards of poor self-care where he just stands there shirtless as experts point out all of the ways your skin can rebel against you.

Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

Just imagine the Sisyphean task of Bannon removing all of his shirts.

Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

lol

David Remnick is no longer the editor of The New Yorker. Twitter is, writes @BretStephensNYT. https://t.co/8vk8DiguQl

— NYT Opinion (@nytopinion) September 4, 2018

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 00:28 (five years ago) link

gtfo lol

faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 00:30 (five years ago) link

another fine instance of "Twitter" almost always being a dog whistle for "social justice warriors"

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link

(as in, whenever someone blames Twitter for something, and it isn't about nazis, that's what they're blaming)

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link

can twitter take bret stephens' job too? that would be nice.

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 02:08 (five years ago) link

festivals and conferences are times when a profession gets to restate and redefine who they are, who's in the club, what their focus is, etc. - i'd even argue that is their point, above any actual information that gets shared (who actually ends up reading thru any of those presentations afterwards?)

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 08:51 (five years ago) link

anyway my point being that remnick appears to not understand what these sorts of fests are for

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 08:52 (five years ago) link

When the New Yorker Festival started, it was just about the music, maaan. Being with friends out in the woods and discovering new bands. Then came the drugs and the costumes and the wacky flags and shit.

Moves like Javert (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 10:02 (five years ago) link

festivals and conferences are times when a profession gets to restate and redefine who they are, who's in the club, what their focus is, etc. - i'd even argue that is their point, above any actual information that gets shared (who actually ends up reading thru any of those presentations afterwards?)


Can you write a piece on this and publish it somewhere that’s not ILX because I need to cite it in a future presentation

Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 11:59 (five years ago) link

in the future citing ilx will be best practice

mark s, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 12:00 (five years ago) link

NYT Business section today calls the NYer Fest "fantasy camp for liberals"

Roger Stone has appeared in the past

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link

the past, where roger stone belongs

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link

I don’t read tons of film reviews so my basis for comparison is limited but my god could anyone be more of a useless bore than Anthony Lane?

faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link

Like where does he get off using all these fucking similes in a 700 word movie review

faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:53 (five years ago) link

P.G. Wodehouse wannabe

Josefa, Saturday, 8 September 2018 02:04 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

is there a way to download the audio of the magazine articles onto my phone? I can’t figure out a way to downlod the audio from the NYer app, and apparently I have to pay to use audim

k3vin k., Tuesday, 23 October 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link

There was an interesting article about color and sculpture in the NY Review also a few months ago:

https://www.nybooks.com/articles/2018/07/19/sculpture-bodies-spitting-image/

o. nate, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

I think Patricia Marx has justified her whole shtick with the robot piece in 11/26

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 04:27 (five years ago) link

If they offered a subscription with just archival issues every week, I would sign up.z

o. nate, Friday, 30 November 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link

it would be awesome to be able to access the archives without using that lame viewer

President Keyes, Friday, 30 November 2018 16:29 (five years ago) link

I actually have the complete archives on DVD thing, though god knows if it still works on a modern OS. Having a curated selection each week in print would be worth paying for IMO.

o. nate, Friday, 30 November 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

so i should read past 'alpha males' in the subhead?

mookieproof, Friday, 15 February 2019 02:41 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Haven't read this yet, but the brief synopsis in the NY Times is intriguing:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/04/08/the-day-the-dinosaurs-died

o. nate, Monday, 1 April 2019 01:27 (five years ago) link

That story is controversial:

There is so much that’s suspicious about this @NewYorker story that my bullshit alarm is going off at full blast. @SteveBrusatte is already on this, but wow... this is someone with a severe case of Bakkeritis trying to fast track fame. https://t.co/MQKF4ELLFN

— Riley 🏴‍☠️ Skeleton Keys! (@Laelaps) March 29, 2019

lukas, Monday, 1 April 2019 01:43 (five years ago) link

That story is controversial:

There is so much that’s suspicious about this @NewYorker story that my bullshit alarm is going off at full blast. @SteveBrusatte is already on this, but wow... this is someone with a severe case of Bakkeritis trying to fast track fame. https://t.co/MQKF4ELLFN

— Riley 🏴‍☠️ Skeleton Keys! (@Laelaps) March 29, 2019

lukas, Monday, 1 April 2019 01:43 (five years ago) link

oops

That's the beginning of a long thread

lukas, Monday, 1 April 2019 01:45 (five years ago) link

yeah i was suspicious because the atlantic (?) story from a while back convinced me about the mendacity of the lost weekend theory

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 1 April 2019 02:04 (five years ago) link

Fwiw my neighbor Roy is a paleontologist (!) and while he agrees this dude is a showboater and that no one likes a showboater, he thinks what is being reported is a huge deal.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link

Dude is Brian DePalma's cousin, so maybe a taste for show-biz runs in the family. I was impressed by the imagination it would take for someone to look at what to most people would probably look like a few crumbly fish bones (as it even did to the professional fossil hunter who tipped DePalma to the site after losing interest in it) and imagine how it could connect so many dots.

o. nate, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 23:44 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

did anyone read jill lepore's new book yet?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 19 May 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

The one about America? I already am dangerously fond of America, not sure I should risk it

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Sunday, 19 May 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

It's good and often excellent, despite smart cavils I've read.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 May 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link

I don’t really know enough about paleontology to comment on the specific scientific controversies, but that “day the dinosaurs died” was a beautiful, riveting read

k3vin k., Wednesday, 29 May 2019 04:54 (four years ago) link

It’s really baffling to me how that Jia Tolentino piece on Ecstasy got published.

o. nate, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 13:05 (four years ago) link

lmao rt

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link

i thought it was p good

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link

Apparently it’s an excerpt from a forthcoming book. It would have been a fine but still kinda unremarkable blog post but I guess I still have idealized notions that the magazine print standards should be higher.

o. nate, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link

Haven't read that Jia piece, but generally think she's pretty consistent and great, would be surprised if it was more boring than any last 10 years of John McPhee

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link

The piece on Rhiannon Giddens was pretty good, I thought: a nice mix of deeply researched background, breezy personable interviews, and cultural context.

mitt the hoopla (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link

john jeremiah sullivan dead to me after his lil peep obituary but i'll check that out

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link

i thought there was some great writing in the tolentino piece. i'm seldom disappointed by her articles tbh.

i like the article about the football (soccer) leaks in europe too, this week.

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link

if pretty sentences can get you through the passages on lean, more power to you

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link

what did you think was bad about that part? i don't remember that bit standing out but i dunno if i'm missing something as a euro.

i think the stuff about ecstasy spliced with the religious bits interested me, it was quite a personal story but overall made me consider my use of ecstasy in a new light. i guess by well written i don't really mean pretty sentences so much as well-expressed thoughts, though the sentences i'm sure were fine.

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link

The Sullivan piece was okay. I loved the Hogg profile last week and this week's piece on those alcoholic Canadian chefs.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link

I haven’t done Ecstasy but her descriptions of being on the drug sounded utterly banal to me. The lean stuff seemed a gratuitous way to tie her kinda bland childhood to something interesting that also happened in Houston.

o. nate, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link

give it a go sometime

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

only way i ever read the new yorker

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

i take a half while perusing daily shouts then i double drop for the week's detached, plotless fiction

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link

i do a pill bucket then read borowitz

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link

rolling shouts and murmurs

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

liked this from the joe beef article:

McMillan remains proudly chauvinistic about Montreal’s dining scene. “I had two eighteen-year-old girls from Laval”—a suburb of Montreal—“the other day, who were having a meal at Joe Beef before going out to a night club, and they were having deer liver medium rare,” he said. “Show me a restaurant in Manhattan that has deer liver, and then show me two eighteen-year-old girls from New Jersey eating it—and loving it—medium rare.”

johnny crunch, Sunday, 2 June 2019 12:36 (four years ago) link

What's funny is my wife and I had a great meal there, but I would by no means describe it as decadent. Our specific meal, that is. Our server (from France, who admitted she struggled for a long time with Quebec French) did a great job guiding our selections, and I want to say the final results were heavy on seafood and fresh vegetables, not too much wine, not too expensive. And not heavy. We left full and satisfied, but we did not feel gorged. I think if you go in there looking to get stuffed and blitzed, they can/will do that, too.

This is, however, perhaps the third long piece on McMillan and Joe Beef I have read or heard in recent months. So much so that my wife skipped the article, saying "I'm tired of hearing his story." Usually the New Yorker doesn't tread over such familiar ground.

Talk about indulgent, the Houston article was stupid and boring.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 June 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link

the other joe beef articles i've read have not mentioned their chauvinism or how their alcoholism created a bad work environment

just sayin, Sunday, 2 June 2019 23:39 (four years ago) link

I guess? I just assumed that was a given, because restaurant industry.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 June 2019 00:55 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Nick Paumgarten really doing it for me with these sporting travelogues, there was the ski race a ways back and Augusta this week.

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 02:14 (four years ago) link

he is THE BEST

sean gramophone, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 14:29 (four years ago) link

Yeah so this Mary Gaitskill story

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 04:28 (four years ago) link

It's good and often excellent, despite smart cavils I've read.

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, May 19, 2019 5:15 PM (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

i just finished it. it was excellent (the "aren't people on their phones a lot these days" stuff notwithstanding)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

(these truths by jill lepore, that is)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

I absolutely loved the golf and ski stories, which is something I never thought I would write, seeing as golf and skiing are two things that really don't interest me (and that I didn't think would be interesting to read about, for that matter). Shows what a great writer can do with ... golf and skiing.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link

I am about 20% of the way through ben taub’s 20000-word story about mohamedou salahi and his guard at guantanamo, and I can already tell it is going to be one of my favorite things I read this year

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/04/22/guantanamos-darkest-secret/amp

k3vin k., Tuesday, 23 July 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link

it's a really good piece; amazing arc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 02:26 (four years ago) link

damn good piece.

an aside: wood's coffee consumption is something else:

“Out here, I’m probably only drinking seven or eight coffees per day,” he told me. (During the layover in Casablanca, he had drunk a Red Bull and twenty-two shots of espresso.)

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 July 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

sounds like http://blissbat.net/balzac.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 July 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

The New Yorker’s review of “untitled goose game” is the most New Yorkery thing I’ve ever read pic.twitter.com/yVhyssKrb9

— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) October 17, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

Why even both to review a video game if you're not gonna New-Yorker it up?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link

lol, can't wait to read the segue

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link

Since everybody's letting out their frustrations with prestige publications failing to give credit, I thought I'd share my own most recent experience: @cduhigg's XXXL piece on Amazon in the @NewYorker this week.https://t.co/dRHqfp6pVN

— Emily Guendelsberger (@emilygee) October 18, 2019

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 19 October 2019 00:13 (four years ago) link

yeah i kinda wondered about that, as there have been several journalists to work in amazon centers

mookieproof, Saturday, 19 October 2019 01:46 (four years ago) link

liked the fraudulent cybersecurity firm story

bonus sewickley content for quincie

mookieproof, Monday, 28 October 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link

Oh I have not read that yet!

Sewickley so much better than Upper St. Clair tbrr

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:40 (four years ago) link

This New York article about Conde Nast is pretty great. It's about the whole company, but there's plenty of info about things in New Yorker-world.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link

That was awesome thank you

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 23:26 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

yeah just started that last night

k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 December 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELnEScmWoAICrAW?format=jpg&name=small

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

at least they don't put him in print

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

I just came across that old Damon Baehrel / fraud article ( i see spoken about upthread) because his 'restaurant' showed up on a new list of hardest reservations in the US. I don't understand so much about this. Also the Dept of Health doesn't have to do inspections?

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/08/29/damon-baehrel-the-most-exclusive-restaurant-in-america

Yerac, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 23:01 (four years ago) link

I am reading random blog posts about this restaurant too and it seems highly likely he's refilling wine bottles...which ...gross.

Yerac, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 23:51 (four years ago) link

The Mary south fiction piece this week is really good , will be Reading her collection when it comes out

calstars, Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:00 (four years ago) link

xpost hmm i found a semi recent health inspection and liquor license so this is all even more confusing.

Yerac, Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:52 (four years ago) link

I went back and read that article too, it's unusual to publish an article with a bunch of speculation and loose ends, and just be like "here's all the shit we couldn't successfully fact-check", isn't it?

It's definitely intriguing, but what are the options here? On one end of the scale he's a weirdo but making exactly the food he claims to make, and lying about the scale and celebrity of his diners (either out of compulsion or desire to build a buzz)? On the other, it's some sort of scheme to make a foodie fantasyland and cash in on locavore + auteur chef trends, and he (or someone else, or a staff of people) is preparing high-end food out of 'normal' ingredients offsite and the whole setup is a sham?

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 3 February 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link

he seems to have a gap in the very few online reviews (right around after the article came out) and I could see subtle things of where he looks like he may have stopped the shadier business practices. I don't know. I watched some interviews with him and he is definitely odd.

My main annoyance with something like that is that it's so hard to run a successful and lucrative restaurant that this supper club that only does a handful of seatings a month... I wish reviewers would stop putting him on restaurant lists and giving free publicity when it could go to a restaurant that serves more than 4 people in a week.

Yerac, Monday, 3 February 2020 22:29 (four years ago) link

the new jill lepore book about nationalism is very good. it's a brisk 160 pages. purely as a prose stylist, i like her very much btw: "Writing national history creates plenty of problems, but not writing national history creates more problems, and those problems are worse."

her audiobooks are great. she reads them, and she does "pompous ass" voices when she quotes people she doesn't like.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 16 February 2020 20:02 (four years ago) link

lol heroic

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Sunday, 16 February 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

The new one about the rich guy bankrolling a bespoke submersible so he could be the first person to dive to the deepest point in all five oceans was some fantastic old-school, David Grann-esque NY-er escapism. So many ridiculous details.

change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

yeah, i don't have tons of time for nyer Adventurer pieces, but this one was fun

sean gramophone, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link

Yeah, that was a great read, one of my recent favorites.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link

^^^agree.

I like imagining that pieces like this are actually fiction. Well what I really want is fiction written to be a dead ringer for a NYer article.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link

can someone post a link? i can't find it easily

na (NA), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link

thanks

na (NA), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

some interesting stuff in the fiction issue, emma cline fictionalizes harvey weinstein's don delillo delusion & an unpublished hemingway work

johnny crunch, Friday, 5 June 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link

Boy ... my wife had left a stack of New Yorker's for me to sort and discard, and wow, what a (sad) trip that was. As old as 2015, right up to the last few weeks, in random order. I would just flip through the table of contents and think, ok, this is pre-Trump, this is post-Covid, and so on. And one after the other I could just not bring myself to be interested in reading any of them, not even the stuff that was interesting. Just really underscored how absolutely exhausting, enervating the last few years have been, hurtling forward so fast that focusing on even the most recent past seems almost impossible.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link

if i had that stack i'd probably just read the classical music-related bits.

gnarled and turbid sinuses (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link

I specifically scanned the movie reviews in the table of contents (tables of content?) to help date each issue, and it felt like stumbling across a time capsule. I just skimmed an article about the Apatow/Feig casting director, and it talks about casting the "Ghostbusters" reboot, which, per another thread, I forgot existed, but which it's still hard to believe was only four years ago.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:23 (three years ago) link

I read more of the fiction issue than I have in awhile

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link

i'm perpetually 6 months behind with the NYRB and i get the same feeling with their politics articles. someone spent weeks of their life on this article and with the benefit of hindsight it was based on totally faulty premises about what would happen. every single time.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

(Ugh, just noticed I put an apostrophe in "New Yorker's." I'm not sure I've ever done that before, and it's super ironic that I should do it when writing the name of that particular magazine. I blame the beer, a delicious hazy DIPA from Revolution which is perfect for the weather.)

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link

I changed my approach in 2004. I read *so many* NYer articles about Kerry and the election, all (retrospectively) total wastes of time.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 18 June 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link

reporting the news is just a mistake all around

all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 19 June 2020 01:04 (three years ago) link

especially that "what will happen in a month" type feature-writing reporting. We'll find out! Relax!

all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 19 June 2020 01:04 (three years ago) link

caek you could just save time by not reading tomasky in the first place

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 June 2020 08:38 (three years ago) link

I skip them all! I only read the reviews of academic press books I will never read

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 19 June 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

I only read it for the European Beret advert.

Sam Weller, Friday, 19 June 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

zoom dick incident

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link

Wait did he just whip it out? Like, phew, now that I'm off that important zoom call I'm just going to whip out my dick?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

That's what it sounds like?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

omg haaaa

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

this guy wtf

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

let those who have not ended their zoom calls this way throw the first stone

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

why do people think the call was over?

if he ever writes a thinkpiece about this we're pretending he didn't

lukas, Monday, 19 October 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

Zoom = the new Chatroulette

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

Toobin also once hit on a female media figure, repeatedly, offering to fist her. He even followed her back to her hotel room to do this. https://t.co/pThhATxDgM https://t.co/8AirF17p90

— foster kamer. (@weareyourfek) October 19, 2020

lukas, Monday, 19 October 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link

wtf man

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 19 October 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

yeahhh sorry - feel free to delete or spoiler tag

lukas, Monday, 19 October 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link

not super into the humorous zoom content on twitter right now given this appears to have been sexual assault

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

Wait so he intentionally flashed a coworker? On a work Zoom call? What?

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

yeah, i'm waiting to hear the details. i think a lot of people had first reactions and just assumed they knew what happened - masturbating? having sex with someone? using the restroom/showering? there's all sorts of ways to show your dick during a zoom call

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link

the vice article is not written in the way you would expect if it were obviously an accident

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:28 (three years ago) link

Toobin’s Conde Nast email has been disabled and he has not tweeted since October 13. He did, however, appear on CNN, where he is the network’s chief legal analyst, on Saturday. “Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted,” CNN said in a statement.

this is not someone changing their clothes while they think the camera is off.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:29 (three years ago) link

sure, but it could also be...toobin sleeping with someone that isn't his wife?

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

on zoom?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

Toobin should have confirmed the camera was off before he whipped out his personal issue.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

beats me! i don't know, i read the vice article in a different way. it seemed purposefully vague, but not in a way that hinted at a malicious act. just an embarrassing one.

i'm sure someone on that haunted zoom call will leak the details. hopefully they're just embarrassing.

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

beats me!

Well, as Toobin would probably tell you, it ain't gonna beat itself.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link

ok, so that puts josh in the "he was masturbating" camp

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:36 (three years ago) link

that might be the most likely thing!

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:36 (three years ago) link

given he has history, no one is saying anything, and he's been put on leave, i'm not sure i agree with that.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link

okay, so!
- heard several name-y staffers were on the call
- hearing the call was recorded
- hearing that everyone had taken a break during a long call, and that *gestures* THAT is what they came back to
and:
- hearing remnick had to be the one to alert him.

— foster kamer. (@weareyourfek) October 19, 2020

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 October 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link

Can I just say that I am puzzled by describing repeatedly asking someone if you can fist them as "hitting on them"?

I mean, I guess in a very specific way

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link

"i thought i had muted the Zoom video"

oh no

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link

no no no no

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

look who among us

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

but no no no

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

lmao Tracer

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link

who amongst us hasn't gotten so worked up by a tedious work call that the only possible way to blah blah blah

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

zoom dick incident

― Guayaquil (eephus!),

Kathryn Bigelow's best film imo

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link

"Uh, Jeff? You've got a little penis on your hand there, and I mean little"

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

might have been extra weird and creepy if he knew the video was off but left the audio on.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2020 20:49 (three years ago) link

Given the fisting story part of me kinda wonders if it wasn't even about dick-in-hand, if maybe they all came back from a break to the full Goatse.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

i have no opinion on zoom dick but i do kinda want to know if 'repeatedly asking someone if you can fist them' is an approach that ever actually worked for 2bin

mookieproof, Monday, 19 October 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link

think toobin, rather than zoom, should be liable for the D? Then you get why S230 matters.

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 (@senatorshoshana) October 19, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link

one of the funniest things that ever happened to me on a zoom call was during a particularly keyed-up meeting just after covid hit, when zoom calls were still a novelty, and senior leadership were kind of “cascading” comms about what to say to teams yada yada, and with like 1 minute to go a guy i know sends a chat JUST TO ME that says “does this mean i can get back to wanking now?” and i fuckin lose it laughing right as everyone signs off.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 October 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link

in retrospect i’m awed by his trust that the chat was just to me rather than going out to all participants

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 October 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link

oh my fucking god https://t.co/A0uliRN6bo pic.twitter.com/Ev74lZQzMw

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) October 19, 2020

jaymc, Monday, 19 October 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link

ok forget i said this sounds like assault, it sounds extremely funny.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link

Even without the jerking off that call sounds like a nightmare.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 19 October 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

lol

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 21:53 (three years ago) link

... and the stimulation continued.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

there's all sorts of ways to show your dick during a zoom call

Um, Karl, you ok?

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 October 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

He meant to type "you're," which makes more sense.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link

“meet me in the break out room”

Welcome to Nonrock (breastcrawl), Monday, 19 October 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link

Was waiting for this

and people say *i* embarrassed the new yorker

— Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) October 19, 2020

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 October 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link

I hope someone is already working on the appropriate Eustace Tilley graphic, in which a Victorian dandy is holding up a monocle to look at Toobin's, um, toob

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 October 2020 23:28 (three years ago) link

This feels like a good time to deploy the WHAT ARE THOOOOSE meme

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link

Even without the jerking off that call sounds like a nightmare.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, October 19, 2020

haha, yes

Dan S, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link

The post headline is “toobin his own horn”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link

I'm not a fan of Toobin but considering this would be an obvious career buster not to mention deeply humiliating...it's probably safe to say this was a terrible accident and shouldn't end the guy's career.

The other account upthread, however...yikes.

I also think it's inappropriate to conflate in one story the account of abuse and his enjoying himself in a sex club, gtfo w/ that

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link

I don't think it's been established that the Zoom call was a sex club.

Alba, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link

No, a separate event.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 01:30 (three years ago) link

Meanwhile, another source claims that Toobin definitely seemed to enjoy his research in 2008, when he visited the Miami Velvet swingers club while reporting a New Yorker profile about political consultant Roger Stone.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link

That's bullshit reporting

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link

horny and bad with technology, it's a tough combination

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

Sorry, I was just amusing myself with the thought of a New Yorker sex club involving election war games.

Alba, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 01:37 (three years ago) link

right over my head!

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 01:45 (three years ago) link

I am not clear what exactly went down (or up) with Toobin's tube.

But. Am I the only person thinking the following thought? There is a specific personality type for which the risk of discovery is part of the thrill. And the level of transgression is also part of the point. It's adjacent to obsessive-compulsive behavior (though not synonymous).

A sensible person is thinking: why not wait till later? Whereas I think the kink in this case may be more like "Wow this is so risky / so wrong / so dangerous to my position in respectable society."

Not my kink, personally, but applying normal-person logic to it may not work.

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 01:49 (three years ago) link

psychologizing someone's kinks based on something like this just seems...who knows?

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 01:58 (three years ago) link

the election simulation is WAY more embarrassing than accidentally (I think) jerking off on a zoom meeting

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:07 (three years ago) link

Toobin's most recent long NY story on the failures of the Mueller investigation reminded me what I liked about his reporting: crisp, well-sourced, able to condense complexity. His book on the 2000 election has the same virtues.

Toodles, Jeff.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:09 (three years ago) link

yeah

i mean i'm sure masha gessen had fun playing trump but what exactly were they supposed to learn from this

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:09 (three years ago) link

never to trust Toobin's boxers over Zoom

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link

i don't think he was being transgressive, i think he was bored off his ass and thought he was jerking off some other forum, based on the reporting that people thought that *he thought* he was on a different zoom call.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link

Well, we know what they did end up learning

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link

'harvard guys jack it'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:12 (three years ago) link

xps:

Seems it was an in-house replay of the Transition Integrity Project's June wargaming of the post-election.

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:14 (three years ago) link

Running a table top exercise always seems at least mildly absurd from the outside. I’d guess they were trying to come up with likely narratives for reporting & commentating on the election so everyone could have an angle heading into the big night.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:16 (three years ago) link

Perhaps he was actually jacking it while browsing ILXor on a different computer and forgot which was which. Happens to me all the time.

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said this was the erection stimulation call!"

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link

Wanking at the wonkfest

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 04:09 (three years ago) link

conde nastay

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 04:41 (three years ago) link

GOLD

assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 06:40 (three years ago) link

lol

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:27 (three years ago) link

Best joke I've seen on Twitter:

New Yorker sub-editors forced to correct every instance of it to "zoömdick".

— Kieran Healy (@kjhealy) October 20, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:36 (three years ago) link

This thread is gold:

This seems to have been an accident not an intentional act. Of course I would react differently to an in person transgression

— Conor Friedersdorf (@conor64) October 20, 2020

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:54 (three years ago) link

I mean honestly I have rubbed one out in the work bathroom a few times in my life, p sure I’m not a sexual predator. And anyone who refers to being at home as being “at work” just because of WFH can go lick a boot.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link

Jeff Toobin does in fact have some creepy tendencies but let’s not use that to support some new kind of hyper- capitalist Puritanism.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:08 (three years ago) link

But have you ever excused yourself early from a meeting just to go do that?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:09 (three years ago) link

Gender breakdown on my FB feed:

Women: WTF IS WRONG WITH MEN
Men: erm well

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:38 (three years ago) link

And anyone who refers to being at home as being “at work” just because of WFH can go lick a boot.

...

I take you're the guy who shows up on videoconference calls shirtless?

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:39 (three years ago) link

xp tipsy: Mitchell and Webb touched upon this a decade ago.

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:46 (three years ago) link

I don’t think toobin was shirtless for the whole call

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link

lol this thread sucks

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

are you all like.... kidding?

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link

And anyone who refers to being at home as being “at work” just because of WFH can go lick a boot.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, October 20, 2020 6:06 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

having... work boundaries... is bootlicking... ok

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link

But have you ever excused yourself early from a meeting just to go do that?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:09 (one hour ago) link

lol of course not. I'm just saying let's not leap from Jeff Toobin is a creep to "Throughout the entirety of working hours, you must act as though you are at work even when you are at home" just to have a righteous take on twitter.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link

I have to laugh because this:

"Throughout the entirety of working hours, you must act as though you are at work even when you are at home"

is nearly verbatim from our company's HR department about their expectations for us WFH during the pandemic.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:18 (three years ago) link

man i take showers in the middle of the day when i work from home but i do not jack it directly at the camera

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link

Especially in the kind of job such as journalism where "working hours" are not some clearly defined thing where you punch a clock at 9 and punch out at 5

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link

psyched we have developed a righteous class critique around dude jacking it at the camera

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:20 (three years ago) link

i'm with ymp on this one tho, he wanted to be caught

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

I mean... it is not unreasonable to say that one should refrain from masturbating in the middle of a work call. Dude was LITERALLY working when he decided to, well, put in some work. This merits all the mocking in the world and is not a slippery slope you know what, I would like to retract that last phrase given the context

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

lol

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

Look, Toobin clearly thought he had switched over to the jacking it conference call from the election strategy conference call, who among us

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:23 (three years ago) link

In fairness, I understand how he could have confused them

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link

The coup de grâce was not just getting caught in the act, but then reportedly pointing the camera down, as if to say, oh, hey, let me relieve you of any benefit of the doubt.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link

"I know what you *think* you saw, but I want to be sure you *know* what you saw."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link

Best joke I've seen on Twitter:

I liked this one better.

what will they do if he reëxposes himself

— dead wailing (@tewhalen) October 19, 2020

(Why would you spell it "zoömdick"? That's not how diaereses work.)

jaymc, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link

is jacking it on the zoom call going to be the new accidentally tweeting a porn link?

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link

yeah this is the funniest (not how dieresis works, not how you spell it anyway, actually funny)

a copy editor sending a chat message "Mr. Toobin we can see your peënis"

— the rent canceler (@AllezLesBoulez) October 19, 2020

mark s, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

The thing is, the Freidersdorf view is not crazy and I might have shared it myself if it had been Friedersdorf or Barack Obama or Mark Ruffalo or I dunno anybody else without a substantial sexual harassment history jacking it on-cam, and so I thought this story was hilarious when I first heard it because I didn't really know anything about Toobin, and now that I know he's a lifelong creep I much less feel like this was by accident, I believe in the benefit of the doubt but I also believe there are people who skate by on that benefit again and again and honestly, the doubt runs out at some point

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link

This thread needs the wisdom of Tuomas.

Alba, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

in the middle ages it was an unremarkable social practice to jack off on zoom all day long

Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link

All else aside, "New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call" definitely goes in the 2020 headline hall of fame. You'll be able to see that headline years from now and it will immediately bring you back ...

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link

xpost Hey man, stopping ripping off the Federalist.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call

vs

Sen. Mark Kirk regrets calling Lindsey Graham a 'bro with no ho'

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

lol Ned

Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

I mean honestly I have rubbed one out in the work bathroom a few times in my life, p sure I’m not a sexual predator.

If you used to work at Spadina and King in Toronto, I need to inform you that you're not as quiet as you think, and also you should really take note of the shadows you're casting on the bathroom floor.

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

Not much gives me hope for humanity these days.

One thing that does: that the internet immediately (and seamlessly) combined erudite quips about the New Yorker's fussy diacritical marks with dick jokes.

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

jacking it in the work bathroom and jacking it on a work zoom are both terrible but doing it in the work bathroom might actually be worse

na (NA), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link

you don't have to smell anything on a Zoom call

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link

in mute no one can hear you fap

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVqAI9SwLS8

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link

i would honestly take listening to toobin' masturbating in a work bathroom then 99% of the public men's restroom experiences in my life. some grunting and some noise, i can take - if you work in a place with elderly men, you can and will hear extreme pain of them trying to convince their digestive systems to cooperate one. more. time.

i have pissed in a nightmare tent in absolute darkness with dozens of men all around me, at a beer festival in tianjin, in swampy, piss-logged grass. i have no idea what i peed on - it may have the been the side of a tent.

anyway, obviously everyone understands what i'm getting at here, so i'll leave it there

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

"toobin' masturbating (800% slower)" will be this year's novelty contrarian 77 track entry won't it

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/sH5Y74N.png

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

doesn't work so well with the roz chast ones tbh

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link

Caption needs to be in Adobe Caslon Pro

jaymc, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link

Guys, not in bathrooms where other people were present at the time. WTF you think I am, a prominent legal analyst?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6d5jOElAxs

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

This seems to have been an accident not an intentional act.

ya THINK?

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

I am very surprised to learn that esteemed New Yoker reporter Jeffrey Toobin didn't get caught masturbating in front of Jane Mayer, Evan Osnos, Jelani Cobb, Masha Gessen, Andrew Marantz, Sue Halpern, Dexter Filkins and assorteed staff and producers from WNYC on purpose.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link

I’m glad to hear the workjerker has weighed in

mh, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link

getting some tuomas vibes itt

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

I wonder if cam sex workers ever get caught reading the New Yorker on breaks

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link

Itself a fetish iirc.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link

shouts and murmurs

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:12 (three years ago) link

Department of Erections

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link

Eustace Willy

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link

getting some tuomas vibes itt

glad I have images off

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

Dammit Hadrian

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle Jerk

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

the years with toss

mark s, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

John Updick

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link

William Shown

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link

A gritty reboot of the Christian Slater skateboard vehicle, Toobin' the Zoom.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

gritty? not what you want in that situation

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link

don't kink shame the Toob

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link

shame him for everything else, just not his gritty preferences

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:15 (three years ago) link

one time I worked in a bank and there was a customer in the card index name of Shona Dick, just thought I'd share

assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link

“jeff hon. we can see everything”

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 22:23 (three years ago) link

multiple posters thinking he maybe jacked off on purpose, in front of a collection of some of the most decorated working journalists — including one of the giants of the #metoo movement — is very 2020 ilx

k3vin k., Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link

well I mean, he did jack off on purpose

he just didn't think he was on camera

like, we aren't subscribing to the "I tripped and then the next thing you know..." school of causality her

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link

-e

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link

kevin k, are you saying it would be unusual for someone to get off on the thought of sexual gratification in "public"? Like, that's a pretty common porn trope.

He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link

smh man lol

k3vin k., Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link

He might have liked the transgressive quality of knowing he was technically on a zoom call. But i find it implausible that he actually wanted to get caught.

treeship., Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link

You can not want to get caught and also get off on the possibility of being caught.

He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:29 (three years ago) link

Right. But does the latter put him in louis ck territory? That is the moral quandry that faces us tonight.

treeship., Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link

Like, the most likely scenario to me is he was wacking it and had a "technical difficulty", lol.

He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link

xp

He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link

That is the moral quandry that faces us tonight.

As an attorney, I'm less about assigning moral blame to him than never wanting to listen to his legal analysis again because he is a stone cold moron.

He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:34 (three years ago) link

all he wanted to do was zoom a zoom zoom and a poom poom

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

I honestly never paid much attention to him. I hate reading about law outside of work and he wasn’t even one of the analysts I thought was especially sharp. Someone gave me a copy of “The Nine” in law school and I found it very boring.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:45 (three years ago) link

IN A poom poom

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link

pon de boner

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 03:25 (three years ago) link

my typo with the poom poom

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link

You know, accident or not, someone who a) uses a 10-minute break to have cybersex b) in spite of the fact that cybersex and election Zooms both require the camera and c) not making extra extra extra sure you’re not beating it in front of all your editors and WNYC all proves that you think the rules don’t apply to you. And when you’re seconds away from blowing rope in front of David Remnick it’s evident that you’ve either forgotten the basic tenets of HR or you actively get off on flaunting them.

Thoia Thoing, Maryland (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 03:50 (three years ago) link

That actually reminds me of a "Dept. of corrections" (or something) item at the bottom of a column in the New Yorker some years back.

From the San Jose Mercury News.

An item in the July 12 News of the World column about police confronting beachgoers incorrectly reported what the beachgoers were doing. They were not flouting their breasts, they were flaunting them.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 04:05 (three years ago) link

So fucking glad I've never shared a workplace with man alive

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 04:43 (three years ago) link

cool

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link

going on record, if trump brings this up tonight i'm voting for him.

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 22 October 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link

The stolen valor piece is a good example of why I'll always subscribe to this magazine.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/10/26/how-to-spot-a-military-impostor

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 23 October 2020 00:05 (three years ago) link

It would take a lot of their staff jerking off on camera to make me stop subscribing, though I don't think I've been able to read a single issue since Covid.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 October 2020 00:19 (three years ago) link

I only buy it for the articles.

Alba, Friday, 23 October 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link

My father always had a stack of New Yorkers and New Republics on the back of the toilet.

Among my earliest memories have to do with leafing through them to see the cartoons, not always understanding them but absorbing the visual style and the general vibe.

Some weeks I read every page, even the poems. Some weeks I just look at the cartoons. I can't imagine not having it.

fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 October 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link

Oh def, same. I read the New Yorker before I read the New Yorker. I liked the look and feel of it and flipping through it.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 23 October 2020 01:36 (three years ago) link

For some reason I always read backwards (starting at the back). The caption contest has made this more fun.

fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 October 2020 01:38 (three years ago) link

Why haven't any of the people in that chat room come forward in any way beyond, like, Foster Kamer’s DMs

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 23 October 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link

to what end?
(don't say the head)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 October 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link

johnny ryan's first cover (NSFW)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGq9O0_hihi/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link

used to work in a bookstore with him

he was, if you can believe it, a prick

mookieproof, Friday, 23 October 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

quelle surprise! he's kind of a dick in "Feels Good Man"
however all is forgiven for his work on this year's HBO Looney Tunes remake

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link

Just starting a Zoom trivia contest with 10 other people (in lieu of the real one we attend every year). I had to ask: "Is Jeffrey Toobin part of this?"

clemenza, Thursday, 29 October 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link

toobin out

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link

wasn't that the problem in the first place?

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

Probably the only possible thing to do with an employee who jerked it on a work zoom.

I’m not allowed to move any accumulated New Yorkers to our new house, oh well.

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

wtf, what are you supposed to do with those, recycle them or something?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link

I was hoping I can trade them in for one much larger New Yorker

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link

You could make him write "I will not jerk it on work zoom" 100 times on a blackboard like Bart.

Then fire him, but make him do the blackboard first.

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link

Ditch the New Yorker, subscribe to the New Worker

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link

still don't understand the logistics of this -- never had a zoom call where anyone's camera was on their crotch

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link

Have you considered that Toobin’s penis might be freakishly long?

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/15/style/jeffrey-toobin-zoom.html

k3vin k., Wednesday, 16 December 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link

I think it’s perfectly understandable to fire someone for (in essence) masturbating in view of their colleagues and leave it at that. Being fired from the workplaces where the incident didn’t occur is more eyebrow-raising but also only comes up for rich famous people. Ongoing interest is mostly driven by it still being funny that a famous guy in late middle age had his dick out on a work zoom.

is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link

yes

k3vin k., Wednesday, 16 December 2020 03:38 (three years ago) link

plus that his name sounds like what he was doing

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 04:18 (three years ago) link

NYer URLs should all contain (or not) a /print/ section so you know whether to burn a click or wait a week or two

huge rant (sic), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 04:50 (three years ago) link

https://www.magazines.com/the-new-yorker-magazine.html
$2 an issue is very reasonable imo

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 05:04 (three years ago) link

For as many people were excoriating Mr. Toobin for lewd and inappropriate behavior in a virtual workplace, others were thinking, or even saying, “there but for the grace of God go I,” acutely conscious of all the private or potentially embarrassing moments they’d stolen in this odd new zone where we now meet our colleagues.

Don’t think God’s intervention is required to not masturbate while on a work video call tbh.

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 05:10 (three years ago) link

Gladwell's response to this was really fucking primo material

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 05:12 (three years ago) link

$2 an issue is very reasonable imo

yes but if you already have a print subscription it's annoying to skip a click on the erroneous assumption it will be on paper soon, or to burn one of five clicks on something that turns out to be literally a) two sentences long and b) in the print version one day later

huge rant (sic), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 05:17 (three years ago) link

if you have a print subscription you can read stuff online for free

k3vin k., Wednesday, 16 December 2020 05:26 (three years ago) link

yeah, print = unlimited digital access to current and old issues

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 05:50 (three years ago) link

but it's better for yr eyes & brain to read on paper

huge rant (sic), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 05:51 (three years ago) link

as always sic, an excellent point

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 05:56 (three years ago) link

I regret being inclusive & considering library and foreign readers by mentioning "burning clicks" obv

huge rant (sic), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 06:35 (three years ago) link

$2 an issue is very reasonable imo

p expensive per issue u actually read > 0 pages of tho

flopson, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 07:37 (three years ago) link

? I have a print subscription so I read online as much as I like

mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 10:33 (three years ago) link

fwiw the best price I've seen lately was $132 for two years, which is $66 a year, or, what, about $1.50 an issue? It was via discount mags . com a month ago, but I don't think the deal is currently there.

Best article I've read recently (there have been a bunch!) was the one about the more or less homeless guys paid to housesit vacant homes in LA that are being flipped. Touched on lots of things - race/gentrification, pandemic, fallout from 2007 foreclosures, those big companies that buy up and sit on real estate in places with tight real estate markets, and so on.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 13:26 (three years ago) link

I’ve half-heartedly defended Toobin before since I think it doesn’t seem like he deliberately masturbated on camera, but I don’t think “getting fired” for him is the equivalent of an ordinary person getting fired either and I’m not too worried about him.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link

I hate when I accidentally masturbate. Especially on camera.

The Battle of Taylor Swift's "Evermore" (PBKR), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link

You have to be so careful.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 14:34 (three years ago) link

Oof, I missed this awkward story:

Toobin had a longtime off-and-on extramarital affair with attorney Casey Greenfield, who is the daughter of American television journalist and author Jeff Greenfield and the ex-wife of screenwriter Matt Manfredi. They had a child in 2009, which Toobin initially resisted acknowledging. Ultimately, Toobin's paternity was confirmed with a DNA test and a Manhattan Family Court judge ordered Toobin to pay child support.

But yeah, dude has written several best-selling books, and they didn't sell because he was a New Yorker staffer.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link

genuinely impossible to feel bad for this guy

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

yeah he seems like a shitty dude. I had forgotten that whole deadbeat dad subplot

k3vin k., Wednesday, 16 December 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

also just a general stalker freak who doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt

https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/cnn-jeffrey-toobin-made-shockingly-sexual-proposition-well-known-media-figure-claims-article-1.198127

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link

early in the pandemic, someone who works in the same organization as my wife stood up during a Zoom call and wasn't wearing pants. that's a super-embarrassing but reasonably understandable accident. she wasn't fired

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link

p expensive per issue u actually read > 0 pages of tho

― flopson, Wednesday, December 16, 2020 2:37 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

? I have a print subscription so I read online as much as I like

― mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, December 16, 2020 5:33 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

was a joking ref to subscribers to the magazine being notorious for accumulating piles of unread issues (as the OP of this thread)

flopson, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link

Even Mx. Gessen, who initially found the incident “traumatic,” said they now feel sympathy for Mr. Toobin. “I think it’s tragic that a guy would get fired for really just doing something really stupid,” they said. “It is the Zoom equivalent of taking an inappropriately long lunch break, having sex during it and getting stumbled upon.”

i have many questions about this

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link

how is it "tragic" that "a guy would get fired for doing something really stupid"?
That's why people get fired!

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link

surely the equivalent would be going for a break from a meeting and jacking off in your office and being seen through the door that you left ajar by the people sat in the meeting room

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link

poor vanilla ice

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link

remember when paul reubens jacked off in an adult theater and was basically kicked out of show business for 20 years

na (NA), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

don't know how to post this without it immediately seeming like i'm a jeff toobin creep, but

there are ways that you can, pretty innocently, accidentally expose yourself. perhaps toobin, like me, has a big computer monitor that he uses for multiple machines. i have both my mac and work computer plugged into one large screen. it's really useful! sometimes i do picture-in-picture and have work and non-work stuff side-by-side, other times i switch one or the other to full screen.

i haven't read all the toobin details so maybe it's already been embarrassingly and painstakingly revealed (no pun intended) to everyone. but to me, it's plausible that on Work Computer, he's in the New Yorker zoom call and everyone takes a break. he mutes his line, and thinks he mutes his video as well. then he switches to the other screen and decides he's feeling really horny and goes for it. meanwhile, on the other screen, Andy Borowitz is watching in shocked horror and fascination. there are other scenarios, too, that aren't quite as evil and malign as lots of people (here and others) immediately seem to gravitate toward, and all of these scenarios also involve Andy Borowitz, and are thus not funny.

there was a side discussion somewhere about the inappropriateness of jerking off at work. Regardless of your take on that, I think it's fair to argue the lines between work/home are extremely blurred right now. it's not appropriate to watch fast and furious 4 at work, normally. but how many people working from home have movie/tv/music playing in the background? not saying it's the same deal, just saying i'm pretty sure there are a loooooot of people who are doing intimate things during work hours right now.

i'm sure someone will immediately point me to the vanity fair article where it is reported that toobin revealed himself in the most despicable, hurtful, unforgivable way. and based on other links upthread, yeah toobin seems like a likely candidate for getting caught masturbating on zoom. but people do all sorts of things in their homes, and pandemic work is the same location as the home, for many people. i haven't read anything about the toobin incident in weeks, but even the retelling of it by borowitz unnamed eyewitnesses made me think that toobin was doing his masturbation routine and made a tech mistake

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link

if you decide that immediately after a work video call is the best time for your "masturbation routine" and you don't first leave the meeting, quit the app, turn your computer off, throw it out the window and buy a new one, then you deserve whatever comes your way.

ledge, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

again, i think it's fine toobin got fired - that's what happens when you get caught masturbating at work, in general. but i don't think he's a monster for it (unless, again, there are newer details i missed)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

i don't know that anyone is calling him a monster for this particular dumbfuck activity on his part, just that his public shaming and firing are hardly unjustified!

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link

firing = justified
public shaming = unjustified, imo

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

and i guess i do see "public shaming" and "being a monster" as highly related

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

like, we don't resort to public shaming for people who accidentally mess up, we reserve it for people like michael vick

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link

I think it doesn’t seem like he deliberately masturbated on camera

wasn't the entire point that he was deliberately masturbating on camera, but forgot to log off from one meeting before jacking off on another

huge rant (sic), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

or "forgot"

huge rant (sic), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

wasn't the entire point that he was deliberately masturbating on camera, but forgot to log off from one meeting before jacking off on another

i believe that was the version of the story that everyone told themselves, but again, i think it's very possible that what he was doing was very much NOT deliberately masturbating on camera

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link

like, i have a webcam hooked up to my computer. it's usually not on. i hate to scandalize people, but sometimes i masturbate near my computer. and the webcam is probably pointed in my direction!

maybe i'm misunderstanding something. but a lot of people have cameras on their computers that have absolute 0% to do with masturbation

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link

honestly, i think people are just afraid to talk to each other about this stuff, even here? like, i think a lot of people jerk off to webcams these days? personally, i don't. but maybe some people (here and elsewhere) are just immediately gravitating to "and then toobin switched over to the cam model he was video chatting with" or something similar? and believe it or not, since a lot of people don't talk about it, i'm sure some other people gravitate toward something like "and then toobin reached into his drawer and pulled out his dirty magazines", or "and then toobin grabbed his fleshlight and proceeded to replace the AA batteries", or whatever our personal idea of forbidden masturbation is

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

whatever it is, i'm not sure anyone really knows toobin's work computer/display setup. there are many different arrangements that lead to something that is much more of a embarrassing human kind of error, as opposed to a willingly sleazy risk that deserves shame

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

my assumption would be he was beating it to porn and just had a spell of "being a boomer online" and did not mute his video from the meeting

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link

Why not assume the people who saw and heard him during the call drew their conclusions from what they saw and heard him doing? idgi

Mr. Toobin switched to a second call that was the video-call equivalent of phone sex, according to the two people familiar with the call, who spoke on the condition of anonymity.

huge rant (sic), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

People are focusing too much on whether Toobin "deserves" to be fired, as though it's a judgment of his character that necessarily must take into account his intentions and his past behavior. But it's not really about him at all. It's absolutely in Conde Nast's interest as an employer to draw clear lines when it comes to sexual misconduct. By enforcing a zero-tolerance policy, it sets an example across the organization and helps protect employees in circumstances that aren't as seemingly silly, or who may be less able or willing to shrug off seeing their coworkers' junk on camera.

jaymc, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

I mean, I get that Karl is furiously jacking it rn, posting with one hand while a script autoscrolls through every wdyll thread on a third monitor, but it's okay to say so

huge rant (sic), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

it's how i've always done it, and i assume that all of you are doing it too

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link

i dunno, maybe i'm not expressing myself well, or i'm just wrong. to me, confirming that he got caught via video sex (as opposed to the other dozens of ways you can be naked near your computer) is an embarrassing detail, but ultimately irrelevant. i don't think he did it on purpose, and i don't think anyone else does too. like jim said, i see him as a boomer who made a dumb tech error.

maybe that's all anyone else is saying, too, who knows

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:37 (three years ago) link

Has anyone even thought that maybe Toobin was in the middle of masturbating and *then* all those famous people from the New Yorker called? And he thought, gah, now!? Of all times? And sort of dutifully put a pause on his activities, took part in the call, and the second it was over thought, OK, where was I? Oh yeah, back to business!

In other words, it's all *their* fault.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link

he was seen lowering and raising his computer camera, exposing and touching his penis, and motioning an air kiss to someone other than his colleagues

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link

fixed

i see him as a boner who made a dumb tech error.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

ok, so it was cam sex

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

just innocently pounding away with the cam girl he speed dials the second a work meeting ends

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

everyone else on the call should be fired for watching pornography at work imo

adam, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

Karl, you realize that what you have there is a neglected potential income stream, right?

mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link

i just like chatting with mr toobin, ok

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

Why not assume the people who saw and heard him during the call drew their conclusions from what they saw and heard him doing? idgi

Mr. Toobin switched to a second call that was the video-call equivalent of phone sex, according to the two people familiar with the call, who spoke on the condition of anonymity.
― huge rant (sic), Wednesday, December 16, 2020 12:30 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I've been sic'd

fair enough, I suppose I didn't care enough about the story to delve in, but then I shouldn't comment from a point of ignorance.

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link

Toooooobin'
On a Sunday afternoon

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 December 2020 00:34 (three years ago) link


everyone else on the call should be fired for watching pornography at work imo


Loool

Alba, Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:07 (three years ago) link

I mean.... listen you get caught wacking off at work you're gonna get fired I have no idea what type of debate there's supposed to be

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 December 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link

Debate was getting fired vs getting publicly shamed, I think, as well as what constitutes “at work” and how the pandemic has arguably changed things. But I think I was the only one who thought any of those things might be relevant, which would mean the debate was more of a dumb guy saying things

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 December 2020 00:41 (three years ago) link

you get caught wacking off at work you're gonna get fired I have no idea what type of debate there's supposed to be

Can't get caught if no one is looking. Takes two to tango.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 December 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link

not sure he for sure would have gotten fired had the story not leaked

k3vin k., Friday, 18 December 2020 01:53 (three years ago) link

Was it just the story that leaked?

(Sorry, I'm twelve)

mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 December 2020 02:00 (three years ago) link

km otm

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

someday this thread will be in SNA and it will be about a New Yorker article rather than Toobin's dick

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

nah

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link

maybe we need a new thread: New Yorker magazine alert thread: post-Zoom Jackin' incident edition

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link

(this is petty but at least not toobin-related...) had a hard time with this sentence in anthony lane's 2020 roundup article: "covid-19, an affliction that, like a notable Burgundy, will forever bear the date of its vintage."

ah yes, thank you for finding a way to invoke the mental image of you decanting a fine wine while referencing this tragedy

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 31 December 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link

"September 11, like one's first visit to a favorite Montparnasse brasserie, was a morning that will always be remembered"

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 31 December 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link

Does Anthony Lane have photos of David Remnick’s Toobin or something because he’s the absolute worst

is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 31 December 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

Isn't Lane married to arch-fuckwit-COVID-denier Allison Pearson?

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 2 January 2021 01:41 (three years ago) link

someday this thread will be in SNA and it will be about a New Yorker article rather than Toobin's dick

The Lawrence Wright piece in the current issue about the critical first months of US COVID response is more interesting than Toobin's dick, and substantially longer

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 2 January 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

Whoa I was not even aware of Allison Pearson, much less her connection to Lane. She seems pretty terrible.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 2 January 2021 20:00 (three years ago) link

It's also depressing to realize Lane has now been a New Yorker critic for five years longer than Kael was. They need to shake that up.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 2 January 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link

ideally shaken upside-down from the Brooklyn Bridge

is right unfortunately (silby), Saturday, 2 January 2021 20:12 (three years ago) link

I'm so old I remember when everybody liked Anthony Lane. (Including me! I remember him being authentically funny! Was I wrong? If I went back and read those columns now would I blanch?)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 2 January 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link

when was that, exactly

is right unfortunately (silby), Saturday, 2 January 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link

At some point I liked Lane enough to buy his book *twice*, once in hardback and once in paperback when I moved to another country.

Now I just skip him entirely - the jokes are tired and everything is a variation on "i'd rather be watching preston sturges"

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 2 January 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link

yeah, I used to like Lane and bought his book

ideally shaken upside-down from the Brooklyn Bridge

that would require him to be in New York, rather than his actual home of Cambridge, England

here is a collection of Pearson, btw:

Good question @allisonpearson! What did they do in China and Wuhan that has allowed them to get back to normal? pic.twitter.com/oLOtKg1suG

— Sam Bowman (@s8mb) January 1, 2021

shivers me timber (sic), Saturday, 2 January 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

Oh right he’s English that explains his lechery and his mawkish turns of phrase

is right unfortunately (silby), Saturday, 2 January 2021 21:21 (three years ago) link

I used to like Lane too, I enjoyed his one-liners. He's a breezy writer. But I feel that shtick wore thin a long time ago, and there's not much beneath it. I've never thought he had very interesting ideas about film as a medium — or really, any particular ideas at all. You can like or dislike Brody, but at least he seems like a serious film guy to me, he has an aesthetic orientation steeped in knowledge of cinema. Lane has always seemed like a dilettante.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 2 January 2021 21:22 (three years ago) link

can't be worse than denby

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 January 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link

I remember really liking a piece where he picked some random year from the early 20th century and read every NYT #1 bestseller from that year and reviewed them all. Probably sometime in the 1990s.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 3 January 2021 02:58 (three years ago) link

Pearson appears to be having a giant covid-denialism meltdown today because she doesn't want to have to spend any time with their kids?

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 4 January 2021 12:30 (three years ago) link

also having a giant freakout about the pervasive curse of media wokeness, including this assertion about a current TV programme that is part-funded by the BBC and which she is watching on the BBC

#Spiral, arguably one of the best TV cop dramas ever made, could not have come out of the current BBC. It is too truth-telling about tensions in French society, too unvarnished, too dirty, too damn incorrect. That’s what makes it so remarkable.

— Allison Pearson (@allisonpearson) January 3, 2021

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 4 January 2021 12:34 (three years ago) link

Allison Pearson should accept this prompt deletion & public apology as enough to undo any damage to her reputation. Going further is bullying. https://t.co/UoaEolnp2I

— Simon Cox (@SimonFRCox) January 4, 2021

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 January 2021 13:33 (three years ago) link

Quite a bit going on:

People today are accusing Allison Pearson of not caring about mental health. I think it is worth pointing out this column for the Daily Mail in April 2010, in which she wrote about her own depression: https://t.co/klwv8OInd8

— Robert Hanks (@RobertHanks) January 4, 2021

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 January 2021 13:46 (three years ago) link

Back in the late 90s she was some mild arts commentator. Her journey into the utter monstrosity of today is something else, a lot to map out.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 January 2021 13:49 (three years ago) link

Denby was the worst. Didn't he write a book about porn addiction? Lane is fine with me, I think he's a good, witty writer, even if he doesn't always have anything special to say. Brody ... he reminds me of Rosenbaum or other quirky cineaste contrarians a lot, and because of that I've warned friends to tread carefully when they read a Brody rave.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 January 2021 14:05 (three years ago) link

yeah brody is one of those critics who doesnt really have value as a consumer guide, but is still a good read bc it can be fun and useful to follow along with the mental gymnastics he uses to get to his wacky opinions. as a bunch have pointed out before, even though hes nuts he seems to come by his bizarre opinions honestly. imo lane is fine but boring, i have less & less interest in his tasteful cocktail party wit thing. brody seems like a legit movie-obsessed weirdo which is way more fun for me.

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 4 January 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link

Excellent post, OEO.

Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 4 January 2021 15:21 (three years ago) link

one of those critics who doesnt really have value as a consumer guide, but is still a good read bc it can be fun and useful to follow along with the mental gymnastics he uses to get to his wacky opinions

This just kind of makes me want to waltz sideways into an alternate universe where Armond White is a beloved New Yorker movie critic for decades

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 4 January 2021 15:36 (three years ago) link

I wish the magazine would find room for Brody in print, apart from capsule reviews. It's a shame that all of his long reviews are online-only.

jaymc, Monday, 4 January 2021 15:40 (three years ago) link

1 100 percent agree that Lane is better than Denby. Just kind of a low bar. They've done a good job bringing in younger, diverse writers in other arts/culture realms, it would be great to expand that to film.

I wish the magazine would find room for Brody in print, apart from capsule reviews. It's a shame that all of his long reviews are online-only.

― jaymc, Monday, January 4, 2021 10:40 AM (one hour ago)

yeah it's maddening, he's really their only full-time film critic with anything interesting to say

k3vin k., Monday, 4 January 2021 16:43 (three years ago) link

I remember really liking a piece where he picked some random year from the early 20th century and read every NYT #1 bestseller from that year and reviewed them all. Probably sometime in the 1990s.

― Guayaquil (eephus!),

It's better than Vidal's, after whom he modeled it.

I also dug his essays on Matthew Arnold, Gide, Bunuel.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 January 2021 16:45 (three years ago) link

I had no problem with Denby when he wrote for New York. I still on occasion look for reviews on '80s and '90s stuff of his on Google Books.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 January 2021 16:46 (three years ago) link

It's kind of interesting, there are all sorts of well-known and respected young-ish (let's say, liberally, under 50) music writers, but to my knowledge no equivalent for film writing. For some reason I thought Manohla Dargis was young, but she's almost 60 (same as Lane). AO Scott is in his mid-50s. Brody, fwiw, is 72.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 January 2021 17:08 (three years ago) link

Get @filmcrithulk the New Yorker gig

is right unfortunately (silby), Monday, 4 January 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link

I love Brody. He’s a reasonably good guide for me, tho has a higher tolerance for twee aesthetics than I do

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Monday, 4 January 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link

Same. Our sensibilities align even when we disagree.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 January 2021 17:47 (three years ago) link

A few youngish film writers working for top publications:

K. Austin Collins (Rolling Stone), Richard Lawson (Vanity Fair), Alissa Wilkinson (Vox), Angelica Jade Bastién (Vulture), Alison Willmore (BuzzFeed), Justin Chang (L.A. Times)

jaymc, Monday, 4 January 2021 17:48 (three years ago) link

Also, Hunter Harris isn't a film critic, but she's a film writer with 100K Twitter followers and a Substack.

jaymc, Monday, 4 January 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link

david sims at the atlantic

na (NA), Monday, 4 January 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link

OEO OTM wrt Brody; i find him generally insufferable and tend to find his aesthetics incompatible with mine but at least he's working with an internal logic that mostly stands up even when i completely disagree with it.

i've been getting into old issues of cineaste lately

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 January 2021 18:14 (three years ago) link

I don't know how old Vern is, but he's the only film critic whose taste I trust implicitly.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 4 January 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link

dril has a good letterboxd account

k3vin k., Monday, 4 January 2021 18:57 (three years ago) link

Vern has to have been born between 1971 and 1976.

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 4 January 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link

reïmpeached

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 January 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link

Löl

alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 22:34 (three years ago) link

hope the death threats get acted upon

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Sunday, 24 January 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link

i made it 4 or 5 grafs before tiring of the prospect that i would ever receive evidence pertaining as to why i should give a shit

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 24 January 2021 17:51 (three years ago) link

"Hey, remember Tucker Max? Well, now he's in the wilderness clothing business!"

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 24 January 2021 17:54 (three years ago) link

i feel like i need to rinse my eyes with bleach after reading about that dude

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 24 January 2021 17:55 (three years ago) link

I really don't know why they bothered publishing that article, I actually read the whole thing and it was a total waste of time.

toby, Monday, 25 January 2021 09:29 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I kept waiting for a turn in the article or some other revelation, but it was just nope, "this dude sucks". Which is true, but it was kind of a pointless read.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 January 2021 14:46 (three years ago) link

Mail delivery is so slow these days that I've been routinely getting the magazine a couple of weeks late. The last one I got was the Jan. 4-11 issue with the long Lawrence Wright feature about COVID. There were also a couple of issues in October and November that I just didn't get at all. Of course, I can read it all online, but I prefer print.

jaymc, Monday, 25 January 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link

Lane, of all people, did, fairly recently, come up with a nuanced, even fairly deep-focus view of John Berryman's life and works---both quite the handful, but/and got me to check out some of his books (so far, so good).
Somebody else provided intriguing glimpses of Martin Amis's 20th Century books (looks like he might be one who gets better the further back you go?), before cutting a path to steady, measured (devastatingly described and quoted) demolition of the latest novel.
Also appealing presentations of Paul Celan and Alice Oswald. Casey Cep (whose eventually really good book about an abandoned Harper Lee project got initially carried away with tangential riches of research) came up with a multi-d profile of Marilynne Robinson that's gotten me way in the Gilead cycle, with other works to come. Good 'un on Adrienne Rich too.
Really like that all of these pieces *do* deal with life *times* works, not just getting into Behind The Music drama or lecturing us and the author, with backstory as boilerplate (as Judith Thurman did in her stern takedown of Ferrante's latest, also all her post-Neapolitan Novels work---she might be right, for all I know, but seemed more like thunderous stop-the-presses flash than honest frustration with somebody whose best is well worth the time, as many of us found it to be).

dow, Monday, 25 January 2021 17:43 (three years ago) link

People are still trying to get the public to care about a racist alcoholic and mediocre poet like Berryman? Jfc. I really want to punch most mainstream literary critics in the face.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Monday, 25 January 2021 18:58 (three years ago) link

Berryman is accessible and popular -- I'm not an expert on his body of work but I like the hits, and it seems weird to say critics are "trying to get the public to care," it's like saying critics are trying to get the public to care about Frank O'Hara, these are the writers doing big friendly poems that people enjoy without training!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 25 January 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

Booze is def. presented as a prob here, and “The Dream Songs” is a hubbub, and some of it is spoken in blackface—or, to be accurate, in what might be described as blackvoice. It deals in unembarrassed minstrelsy, complete with a caricature of verbal tics, all too pointedly transcribed: “Now there you exaggerate, Sah. We hafta die.” To say that Berryman was airing the prejudices of his era is hardly to exonerate him; in any case, he seems to be evoking, in purposeful anachronism, an all but vanished age of vaudeville. Kevin Young, who is Black, prefaces his choice of Berryman’s poetry by arguing, “Much of the force of The Dream Songs comes from its use of race and blackface to express a (white) self unraveling.” Some readers will share Young’s generously inquiring attitude; others will veer away from Berryman and never go back.

For anyone willing to stick around, there’s a new book on the block. “The Selected Letters of John Berryman” weighs in at more than seven hundred pages... Probably too much for me, esp. given JB's range of moods etc., but from the subsequent description, can imagine getting hooked. I'll stick to the Kevin Young-chosen poems for now.

dow, Monday, 25 January 2021 22:37 (three years ago) link

Not that I like them all, but anyway, this is the kind of unexpected opp that The New Yorker can provide these days.

dow, Monday, 25 January 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link

I liked the Judith Thurman piece without recognizing her read at all -- Lying Lives feels totally of a piece with the Neapolitan 4 to me, while she sees it almost as a reaction against them.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 01:46 (three years ago) link

I appreciated the Berryman episode as someone who's struggled without any success to like him for 25 years.

Berryman was a great racist alcoholic poet dude

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 28 January 2021 00:26 (three years ago) link

Ugh

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 28 January 2021 00:41 (three years ago) link

eephus!, the issue is that Berryman has been *dead* for nearly FIFTY YEARS, and the confessional poets that he's grouped with were consciously given attention (and continue to be given attention) by the press and Official Verse Culture (tm) because they wrote uncomplicated, accessible work about personal struggle. Meanwhile, in the 60s and into the 70s, the CIA was actively fostering movements toward continuing a confessional, observational USAmerican conception of poetry while engaging in active surveillance and repression of poets of the new Left. All of this is public record at this point, and has its continuance today in who gets major book contracts, media attention, and so on.

John Berryman, Robert Lowell, Elizabeth Bishop, Sylvia Plath— all wrote some fine poems, and like most poets, all wrote a great deal of trash. But there is NO WAY that their poetry could possibly merit the amount of attention heaped upon it without a concerted campaign by Official Verse Culture and its friendlies in the US government to keep it at the top of attention— it's the abstract expressionism of poetry, and it's fucking boring, and *ISN'T THAT GOOD*. And those who would say otherwise often haven't read a book of poems written after 1980.

Sorry, I just have obvious damage from seeing miraculous and accessible work gone unheralded while the third, expanded edition of Robert Lowell's abusive letters to his lesbian friend are published to glowing reviews in the mainstream press.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:14 (three years ago) link

And I should say: I've read all of Berryman's books, some of them upwards of ten times. I can quote parts of the Dream Songs from memory. But the insistence by publishers and Official Verse Culture to dwell in the past of the confessional poets is absolutely infuriating to me. Why not give a spread in the Times Book Review to Joanne Kyger? The paper didn't even PRINT an obit of Kenneth Irby, one of Kyger's friends and one of the best poets of his generation.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:19 (three years ago) link

I can't penetrate Berryman -- the obscurantism is a result of an inability to generalize his experiences.

I don't classify Bishop in his group at all.

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:28 (three years ago) link

Finally, for the record, I don't think that poets doing wild or experimental work should necessarily be written about in major magazines. But Kyger, Irby, Eigner, and any number of others wrote and published widely and with a great deal of accessibility to their work, and it is ignored by a lot of these established magazines. Thinking about what might be the reasons behind such glaring omissions— Kyger was a woman who didn't rape her children or kill herself tragically, Irby was a mid-western bisexual communist, and Eigner was a profoundly disabled genius who made abled people uncomfortable— is worth doing, imho.

But instead we get endless articles and reviews about the same white men leading tragic lives where they hurt many people, particularly their female partners, and the same white women leading tragic lives where they were brutalized by white men and patriarchal systems. The attention paid to this stuff seems to merely reify these dynamics, and that's why I am so tired of it.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link

(Tbf, re: Bishop— I don't consider her part of this crowd, either, but she's often lumped in with them, most likely because of her relationship to Lowell)

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:38 (three years ago) link

I mean, she had a sense of humor -- these dudes avoided it like virgin pina coladas.

I've read a couple Irby poems over the years, and I know about his collected poems -- I can see why he belongs with Creeley, Duncan, etc. I'll check it out of the library.

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:40 (three years ago) link

'To Max Douglas' is my favorite of Irby's, though there is a lot to love.

Also important to remember that he was a queer leftist who insisted on settling in his home state and chosen city of Lawrence, KS, where he taught generations of poets.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Thursday, 28 January 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link

speaking of queer leftists, what do you think of Thom Gunn?

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 January 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link

The Man with Night Sweats is the only Gunn I've ever rated, tbh. Just not too interesting for me otherwise.

The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Thursday, 28 January 2021 22:14 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/03/15/what-happens-when-investment-firms-acquire-trailer-parks

nothing is safe from the vampire squid

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:24 (three years ago) link

I swear that same piece ran somewhere like 3 years ago. am I crazy?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 12 March 2021 14:34 (three years ago) link

John Oliver / Last Week Tonight did a big feature on trailer park usury iirc

armoured van, Holden (sic), Friday, 12 March 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link

Seattle Times ran a good series a few years ago on a separate-but-related issue, the way people get trapped by extortionary financing on mobile homes: https://www.seattletimes.com/business/real-estate/the-mobile-home-trap-how-a-warren-buffett-empire-preys-on-the-poor/. And that company is owned by Warren Buffett.

When you add to these things the entire payday-loan infrastructure, it is all a very efficient system for extracting every last dime from poor people.

relevant to several posters' interests

How Politics Tested Ravelry and the Crafting Community

mookieproof, Monday, 22 March 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link

Strike!

the signs, they’re good @newyorkerunion pic.twitter.com/YH3TzFSJtc

— Emma Whitford (@emma_a_whitford) March 27, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 27 March 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link

The internet is so mad at the Ravelry article.

I laughed that the summary on Instagram used reëlection. Never change, New Yorker!!!

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Saturday, 27 March 2021 18:00 (three years ago) link

“Venders” in the Tucci article what is wrong with these people

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 27 March 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link

You don’t just change the style guide when tastes change

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 27 March 2021 18:38 (three years ago) link

They will be writing “the Times” and “the Washington Post” and “the Istanbul Pennysaver” forever and I applaud their idiosyncrasy

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 27 March 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Joe Biden is the fourth President to try to achieve peace in the Middle East and South Asia in the 21st century. There’s a lot of debate in Washington about what he should do—and whether the U.S. should simply pack up and pull out of the region.https://t.co/fy7NB9kGz2

— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) April 11, 2021

George W Bush, noted peacemaker.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 12 April 2021 06:41 (three years ago) link

That Tweet’s mind-reading needs a fact check

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 April 2021 08:50 (three years ago) link

We renewed our subscription back in November via a discount site (then-current sub was set to expire in January). Our last one was the one featuring the epic Lawrence Wright covid article, but since then ... nothing. The discount site assures us things are moving ahead but backed up, which I find plausible, but this is the longest we've gone without the New Yorker in years. Weirdly, doesn't really feel like we've missed anything!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 April 2021 13:17 (three years ago) link

Renewal is coming up here but even with discounts sites I'm not finding anything significantly under $100/year, which is way more than we've ever paid before.

toby, Monday, 12 April 2021 13:44 (three years ago) link

"tried to achieve peace" -- these people really believe their own farts smell good don't they

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 12 April 2021 14:33 (three years ago) link

I confess I have no idea how my subscription renews, where I got it from, or what it costs. It just keeps arriving, and has done so for 20 years. I'm even a little scared to find out.

Whenever anyone calls me on the phone or sends me something in the mail about it, I just ignore it. And the magazine keeps arriving.

Perhaps some day I'll get an enormous bill. Which I will, of course, ignore.

Jurassic parkour (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 12 April 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link

❤️

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 12 April 2021 17:58 (three years ago) link

when you're an influencer people just send you things

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 12 April 2021 18:00 (three years ago) link

i got so sick of getting it in the mail and putting it straight into the recycling that i emailed david remnick about it. it stopped coming after that.

adam, Monday, 12 April 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

you could have put it in a little free library, or given to a local medical waiting room, or just left them at a bus stop

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link

Good magazines are not allowed in hospital waiting rooms. Some old executive order issued by Reagan I think

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

Good chance in all four scenarios (including the straight to recycling scenario) that it doesn’t end up getting recycled

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:29 (three years ago) link

Getting read is a better outcome than getting recycled

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link

They both end up with dog shit all over the place

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link

Borowitz isn't in every issue

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 12 April 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link

What the hell with the McPhee piece this week

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 13:31 (three years ago) link

I have adored McPhee for a long time but his last few things were a bit rambling, and not in a fun way.

Jurassic parkour (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 14:21 (three years ago) link

I stopped subscribing for the first time this year, as I barely have time to read enough to finish my degree with a one-year-old toddler, let alone the New Yorker.

I pulled out the articles I still wanna read from 2-3 years of archive, tossed the rest out, and now we have a nice, telephone-book-size pile of paper and staples for my daughter to play with.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 14:27 (three years ago) link

Before the pandemic I took magazines that I had read or wasn't going to read to the fitness center at my workplace. Since the fitness center closed I've been saving these magazines in anticipation of the place reopening.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 14:49 (three years ago) link

I really liked the McPhee piece, you all didn't? A real pleasure to read something not in the standard register, but that still sings. Then again, you could say the same about the short story in this issue whose strange energy appreciated but which I wasn't actually finding myself liking and haven't finished yet. I thought the piece about Native language in Maine was badly written and just kind of off, too bad because the subject is one I really wanted to read about. French tacos piece was fluff but I enjoyed it all the way through. Jack Handey v. good in the exact way he's always good, I've read enough of these for a lifetime but I endorse NYer running them because there are always new readers.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link

Oh, I forgot, the Missouri fraternity suicide article, that was also really good. Good issue!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:05 (three years ago) link

Was this issue the one with Nathaniel Mackey, or was that last issue? I don't get it because its liberalism makes me nauseous, but sometimes the profiles of artists and writers I admire are great.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link

That was the last issue.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:14 (three years ago) link

And that was a really interesting piece though I would say that for people like me who haven't read the poetry it doesn't convey any sense of what the poetry is (not for lack of trying), just the person.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link

i also let my subscription lapse this year. they're still coming due to the lag but any week could be the last. usually it updates without my knowing it but this year i had a new credit card and i haven't been reading enough to justify. i mainly read the poems tbh. anyone else like them? i feel like the current poetry editor kevin young is kinda great; the poems are really varied and sometimes have a fun almost slam vibe. couple recent ones i liked Remembering a City and a Sickness By Christian Wiman and My Empire By Kaveh Akbar. also i love the podcast, the recent one with margaret atwood was amazing. my memories of the poems under the former editor paul muldoon were super dull but i wasn't as into poetry then

flopson, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link

Kevin Young is the poetry editor? I thought he was director of the African American museum at the Smithsonian now.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:50 (three years ago) link

I won't comment on the poems.

Mackey is truly one of the great poets and poetic thinkers of our times. His work is really indispensable.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:51 (three years ago) link

haha not surprised you aren't a fan :)

flopson, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:52 (three years ago) link

Kevin Young is the poetry editor? I thought he was director of the African American museum at the Smithsonian now.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, April 13, 2021 2:50 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

since 2017. i think he does both. he seems extremely prestigious

flopson, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:52 (three years ago) link

flopson, yeah, not my cuppa.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:58 (three years ago) link

The last issue I received was April 5, so I can't comment on any of these more recent pieces. I thought Rachel Aviv's profile of Elizabeth Loftus was really good, though.

jaymc, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:03 (three years ago) link

I also have a 700-page book by him (Kevin Young) on my shelf which looks really interesting but which I've been too intimidated to read so far

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

Bunk, right?

I actually think he's not a bad poet, though I prefer work around similar issues by some of his contemporaries.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link

flopson, yeah, not my cuppa.

― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, April 13, 2021 2:58 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

xp- any poetry magazine or website that you'd recommend?

flopson, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:37 (three years ago) link

Bunk is an interesting book. Not exactly what I hoped for when I bought it (I was looking for something more directly Luc Sante-meets-Ricky Jay, rather than a philosophical tome about why human beings are so easily suckered into bullshit), but I'm glad I read it and I keep it around as a potential reference.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

i haven't read many of his poems, although i watched some videos of him reading on youtube and they were pretty killer. he gets really into it, iirc at the end of one he was visibly perspiring. it was powerful and mb not something that would necessarily hit the same "on the page." i also really like him on the new yorker poetry podcast. you can tell he was like, a really good student in poetry class at Harvard, which makes him a bit tedious, and he can be totally insufferable in combination with a pretentious guest. but he's overall really warm and fun

flopson, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link

flopson, Poetry Magazine might interest you, as they have a wider range of styles and schools that they publish.

If you're in Canada, the Capilano Review is indispensable (I can't remember where you are, apologies).

Websites? Tbh I only know the ones that I read, but I think that the Poetry Project does a good job with The Recluse: https://www.poetryproject.org/publications/the-recluse

I also stan for Nomaterialism:
https://www.nomaterialism.com/

Black Sun Lit has a pretty robust online presence:
http://blacksunlit.com/

Tagvverk does more concrete poetry and experimental work:
https://tagvverk.info/

baest is one for the queers
https://www.baestjournal.com/

And I could keep going. But I think you'd do well to start at The Recluse. I also recommend everyone sign up for this, it's wide-ranging: https://poets.org/poem-a-day

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:48 (three years ago) link

If you haven't, also, flopson...you should definitely look up Tongo Eisen-Martin. I can't remember if we've discussed him elsewhere. He's amazing.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link

Back to New Yorker programming...

I will say that now that I can spend time at my parents' house again, I will probably be purloining back issues that interest me, much as I did before the pandemic.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link

thx!

flopson, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:53 (three years ago) link

i live in vancouver

flopson, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link

Oh, then the Capilano Review should be quite easy for you to get a hold of. Please give a kiss to that city, I love it and have so many friends there.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:05 (three years ago) link

:)

flopson, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link

I also have Bunk on my shelf but have not read it yet.

jaymc, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:16 (three years ago) link

Yep, Bunk is the book that sits unread like a pile of old New Yorkers, to keep the thread on-topic, but those who have read it do rekindle the likelihood of my picking it up at some point....

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:24 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

This was wild and weird:

https://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/on-the-trail-of-a-mysterious-pseudonymous-author

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 July 2021 00:18 (two years ago) link

that was cool

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 July 2021 02:40 (two years ago) link

i did enjoy that although i wasn't sold on the books being good from what they could relay

call all destroyer, Saturday, 17 July 2021 02:49 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

this new ben taub story is riveting and confirms everything you might suspect about the austrian (inept, illiberal) and israeli (effective, amoral) intelligence apparatuses

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/09/20/how-a-syrian-war-criminal-and-double-agent-disappeared-in-europe

k3vin k., Monday, 13 September 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link

This is relevant to my interests, ty

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 13 September 2021 21:15 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/12/20/alison-roman-just-cant-help-herself

lol

As the writer Andrea Nguyen has observed, the brash, prescriptive “bro tone” that has served many a male food-world personality so well is increasingly becoming gender-neutral. Roman has been one of its premier female purveyors, rarely shying away from—and occasionally picking—a fight. “Rice has always seemed like filler to me,” she wrote in 2016’s “Dining In,” dismissing the world’s second most important cereal crop as though she were swiping left.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 13 December 2021 21:23 (two years ago) link

Disrespect our cereal crops, will ya? Why I oughta

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 13 December 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Permafrost thaw has brought to the surface all sorts of mysteries from millennia past. In 2015, scientists from a Russian biology institute in Pushchino, a Soviet-era research cluster outside Moscow, extracted a sample of yedoma from a borehole in Yakutia. Back at their lab, they placed the piece of frozen sediment in a sterilized culture box. A month later, a microscopic, wormlike invertebrate known as a bdelloid rotifer was crawling around inside. Radiocarbon dating revealed the rotifer to be twenty-four thousand years old. In August, I drove out to Pushchino, where I was met by Stas Malavin, a researcher at the laboratory. “It’s one thing for a simple bacterium to come back to life after being buried in the permafrost,” he said. “But this creature has intestines, a brain, nervous cells, reproductive organs. We’re clearly dealing with a higher order.”

The rotifer had survived the intervening years in a state of “cryptobiosis,” Malavin explained, “a kind of hidden life, where metabolism effectively slows down to zero.” The animal emerged from this geological “time machine,” as he put it, not just alive but able to reproduce. A rotifer lives for only a few weeks, but replicates itself multiple times through parthenogenesis, a type of asexual reproduction. Malavin removed from the lab fridge a direct descendant of the rotifer that had crawled out of the permafrost and placed it under a microscope. An oval-shaped plankton squirmed around; I imagined this blob, two-tenths of a millimetre in size, as a nervous explorer who awoke to find itself in a strange and unexpected future.

johnny crunch, Monday, 17 January 2022 02:00 (two years ago) link

yeah I am looking forward to that one

auld gang syne (k3vin k.), Monday, 17 January 2022 02:03 (two years ago) link

the entire issue w that article was v good

johnny crunch, Monday, 17 January 2022 02:33 (two years ago) link

stuff of nightmares tho right?

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 03:46 (two years ago) link

harking back to: “Rice has always seemed like filler to me,”... said the person who pretends to know something about eating food. ffs, ofc "rice is a filler". It fills the stomachs of people who were hungry and then ate some food.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 04:33 (two years ago) link

hilton al's weerasethakul profile was fuckin' great

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 06:15 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

Infuriating article, especially since I know some people who were directly involved in an incident described toward the article's end.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/04/04/mackenzie-fierceton-rhodes-scholarship-university-of-pennsylvania

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Monday, 28 March 2022 21:11 (two years ago) link

Just came here to see if anyone else had read this (not that I have anything sensible to say about it).

toby, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 06:00 (two years ago) link

Let's just say that I know two of the people who were witness to the older student having a seizure then later dying because he couldn't get care quick enough— they were in the classroom when he started seizing.

One of them told me yesterday that she is quitting their job at Penn because of revelations made in the article, and I don't blame them,.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 14:42 (two years ago) link

Infuriating because of what it reveals or because it is wrong?

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 31 March 2022 04:18 (two years ago) link

Infuriating because of what it reveals. They basically ruined the reputation of this young woman because her life didn't fit into their preconceived notions of what a foster child or first gen student looks like or acts like, and then they further ruined when she helped another woman seek justice against the school's malfeasance. I live in west Philly so I already have plenty of reasons to despise UPenn, and this story just gave me more.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 31 March 2022 10:57 (two years ago) link

God, what a terrible story. It's so insane that the whole institution would buy into the idea that she had concocted all of this — and then endured living as a foster child for several years, having no financial support, being cut off from everyone, with no obvious benefit from any of it. OK, she got in as a low-income student, but clearly she was a good enough student to get into Ivy League schools regardless, and her life would have been much easier with a supportive family if that's what she actually had. Basically, all of her actions and words make complete sense as a victim of abuse. They make zero sense for a fabulist.

heartbreaking story. there is plenty to be said about (as she says) “trauma porn” and the embellishment of experience on applications for entry to elite institutions, but I’m not sure diming out your own student is the move

k3vin k., Friday, 1 April 2022 22:28 (two years ago) link

Hard pressed to decide with whom I would least enjoy a leisurely dinner: David Brooks or Tad Friend.

Of course his daughter's name is Addison. Of course.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 14:16 (two years ago) link

one time tad friend wrote a 1000000000 word nyer article on playing squash

adam, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 14:31 (two years ago) link

glad to know i'm not alone, his articles have always stood out to me as insufferable.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 16:56 (two years ago) link

I mean in the past few years the NYer as so obviously tried to increase the diversity in what/who it publishes, but then. . . this.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 17:07 (two years ago) link

My mom told me about this article and it just absolutely wrecked me. tw: suicide, child suicide

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/04/11/the-mystifying-rise-of-child-suicide

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 14 April 2022 17:50 (two years ago) link

yeah that was a tough read

k3vin k., Saturday, 16 April 2022 15:48 (two years ago) link

one month passes...
two weeks pass...

the matthew wong piece was really good; rip

johnny crunch, Friday, 10 June 2022 22:20 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Several yrs ago, when my @NewYorker newsletter hit a 70%+ unique open rate (as I've mentioned previously here), I noted this accomplishment to a male icon of journalism. I was pleased by this feat & thought he would be, too. Instead, he turned to me & said, “Now don’t get cocky!”

— Erin Overbey (@erinoverbey) July 19, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 16:02 (one year ago) link

oh, I wonder why she was put under a performance review. I just can't figure it out--

In the last 15 years at the @NewYorker, during the tenure of editor-in-chief David Remnick (author of a bio on Obama), less than 0.01% of print feature & critics pieces have ever been edited by a Black editor.

— Erin Overbey (@erinoverbey) September 14, 2021

F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 July 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link

The male colleague at the magazine who added these errors to my copy while I was under performance review is David Remnick, the @NewYorker’s Editor-in-Chief. I don’t pretend to understand why he did this. I do know that he has intimate knowledge of Malcolm’s work & when she died.

— Erin Overbey (@erinoverbey) July 19, 2022

erm

k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 July 2022 18:10 (one year ago) link

I’m gonna guess they send out a looooong staff memo that boils down to: “Let’s just all be nice, mmmkay?” Then a bunch of nearly identical tweets appear from junior staffers about what a great working environment The New Yorker is. Erin gets rape and death threats and is fired.

— Accidental_librarian (@ErkaLoubrarian) July 19, 2022

F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 July 2022 18:15 (one year ago) link

chotiner more or less sits back and lets alan dershowitz chotiner himself: https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/alan-dershowitzs-marthas-vineyard-cancellation

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 July 2022 21:56 (one year ago) link

Does Chotiner usually do this much faux-toadying to flatter the interviewee? I guess his shtick’s getting too well-known

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 21 July 2022 22:39 (one year ago) link

there are only so many people who think they can ~ by general acclaim ~ come out on top against a canny guy with the final edit

dershowitz is a suitable avatar for them all

mookieproof, Friday, 22 July 2022 01:03 (one year ago) link

osnos superyacht article is v good

johnny crunch, Saturday, 23 July 2022 18:55 (one year ago) link

I feel like I've read a few versions of this piece over the years, but this one is really well-written:

I snuck into CPAC Hungary and all I got was this lousy article (and a heightened sense of foreboding about the fate of the American republic)https://t.co/hoovBMMqoq

— Andrew Marantz (@andrewmarantz) June 27, 2022

symsymsym, Sunday, 24 July 2022 04:10 (one year ago) link

yeah good read

k3vin k., Monday, 25 July 2022 00:12 (one year ago) link

So the @New Yorker has fired me, effective immediately. I’m speaking with the union about potentially filing a grievance on the termination. But here are some things that I will say….

— Erin Overbey (@erinoverbey) July 25, 2022

mookieproof, Monday, 25 July 2022 13:29 (one year ago) link

This is fucked up.

2) that several errors that were cited in an email reprimanding me while I was under the performance review were not mine; and 3) that these were errors that David Remnick added to the copy.

— Erin Overbey (@erinoverbey) July 25, 2022

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 July 2022 15:14 (one year ago) link

tbh overbey sounds like a nightmare - it's a difficult dance to be an employee who raises major criticisms against their employer, and she doesn't seem to have had the social skills to pull it off.

sean gramophone, Monday, 25 July 2022 15:44 (one year ago) link

this reminds me of the recent felicia sonmez stuff where the person is right on the merits of the argument — well in overbey’s case the stuff about diversity there; i have no opinion on the performance review aspect — but you can only publicity castigate your employer for so long (especially from such a position of visibility [viral twitter threads]) before they’re probably going to want to fire you. that doesn’t feel very controversial to me… journalism jobs are not tenured, no one has a legal right to them. if she weighed the risks of speaking out (being fired) and decided that it was still important enough to her than more power to her honestly but she had to have seen this coming, no?

J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link

Also looks like she has been documenting this stuff for years. She mentions starting the diversity tracking in 2019, because at that point she was "increasingly concerned." So yeah, you've got to assume she saw this coming.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 July 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link

if they wanted to fire her for being a pr disaster on twitter that's kind of understandable

putting her on review for supposedly different reasons and then allegedly introducing errors into her work seems rather different

mookieproof, Monday, 25 July 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link

Every white guy in journalism right now over the age of like 50 still gets to play by a completely different rulebook than the rest of the world

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 25 July 2022 16:37 (one year ago) link

how many email-only newsletters does the editor-in-chief normally edit personally

mookieproof, Monday, 25 July 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link

Jeffrey Toobin literally jacked off in front of a staff meeting and still has a job

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 25 July 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link

not at the new yorker tho

mark s, Monday, 25 July 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link

personally embarrassing david remnick is a public service

mark s, Monday, 25 July 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link

more to the topic of this thread i really enjoyed the article on mega yacht culture in the latest issue

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/07/25/the-haves-and-the-have-yachts

J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link

I’m still working my way through it. Man, it’s … something.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 25 July 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link

Yeah, that yacht story is fascinating.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 25 July 2022 17:40 (one year ago) link

i started reading it but i hate all these people, find them almost physically revolting

Tracer Hand, Monday, 25 July 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link

yes. but there's a way in which he gets at how pathetic and insecure they all are even as they scale up to unimaginable heights of wealth

J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

No matter how much money you have, you cannot escape death.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 25 July 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link

this just gets better and better

So I was waiting for another hit piece to drop before responding to the @Gawker piece, but feel like it’s important to respond to this now. But first, does the @NewYorker still have a fact-checking dept?? Does @Gawker? So buckle up, kids—this will be a long one…

— Erin Overbey (@erinoverbey) August 5, 2022

k3vin k., Saturday, 6 August 2022 02:42 (one year ago) link

lol

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 August 2022 03:39 (one year ago) link

overbey evidently is so far handling this very well on twitter and gawker -- assuming they're not just fibbing -- may well have been stiffed by new yorker management (and also the union?)

BUT:
"Overbey did not respond to a lengthy list of questions we sent her on July 26 and multiple subsequent requests for comment. But after we reached out, she tweeted about the request. “To that @Gawker reporter who contacted me, I'll simply say, Go ahead & publish,” she wrote. “Publish it ALL. I'll just be over here sipping…”"

^^^this is where the fact-checking process kicks in and she deliberately opted not to supply any information to challenge the story they were getting from the other side? i mean this is her choice and her right obviously -- she's a journalist herself, she wants to control her won story -- but it does tend to support the claim that this is all a solo operation on her part (as does her suggestion that anyone they've anonymously quoted from the new yorker must be a management stooge…)

"of course you won't find anyone else to support my version of events! they're all in league against me!"

anyway as i say she's running the event well so let's see what round two scares up

mark s, Saturday, 6 August 2022 13:23 (one year ago) link

personally embarrassing david remnick is a public service

― mark s, Monday, 25 July 2022 17:45 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^^this is still the key takeaway

mark s, Saturday, 6 August 2022 13:33 (one year ago) link

I find it hard to believe there is a real person named Tarpley Hitt.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 August 2022 13:55 (one year ago) link

‘tarpley hitt’ tho

― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 December 2021 07:17 (eight months ago) bookmarkflaglink

mark s, Saturday, 6 August 2022 13:59 (one year ago) link

its tarpleys world we just live in it

mark s, Saturday, 6 August 2022 13:59 (one year ago) link

From that most recent Overbey thread, I learned that she's Jack Hitt's daughter.

jaymc, Saturday, 6 August 2022 14:41 (one year ago) link

I still laugh at Whiney's first post img.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 August 2022 14:46 (one year ago) link

From that most recent Overbey thread, I learned that she's Jack Hitt's daughter.

Of course she is.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 August 2022 15:15 (one year ago) link

At the same time, Overbey insinuates that Tarpley Hitt has a conflict of interest because her father is a "New Yorker contributor" ... even though, as best as I can tell, this amounts to one magazine feature in 2012 and eight online pieces between 2012 and 2016. During that time, he also contributed to the New York Times Magazine, Harper's, The New Republic, Mother Jones, Saveur, etc. etc. Now people are in Tarpley's mentions talking about her "rich New Yorker columnist father."

I started off feeling somewhat sympathetic to Overbey, whom I've followed on Twitter for years (mostly just because "New Yorker archive editor" sounded like a cool job). But the social-media dynamics of it all are leaving a bad taste in my mouth, regardless of whether she is actually "whistleposturing" or not.

jaymc, Sunday, 7 August 2022 04:15 (one year ago) link

Pretty much every media story is just “no winners here” these days

marcel the shell with swag on (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 7 August 2022 05:13 (one year ago) link

30 rapidfire tweets have never made anyone more sympathetic but if that's the platform you have to battle the New Yorker, I guess you've got to run with it. No one would notice if she tweeted a link to a blog laying out the case.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 August 2022 05:48 (one year ago) link

has anyone done the “when that tarpley hitt” joke yet

mh, Sunday, 7 August 2022 13:59 (one year ago) link

No one would notice if she tweeted a link to a blog laying out the case.


Not sure that’s true. For one, I think a lot of online people associate Twitter threads with grifters. And whistleblower blog posts do sometimes work, eg https://www.susanjfowler.com/blog/2017/2/19/reflecting-on-one-very-strange-year-at-uber

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 August 2022 01:26 (one year ago) link

hey dudes on this thread just a quick note

if a woman is saying she felt unsafe and shitty at work and has receipts it's kind of shitty to criticize her methods. and her points about lack of diversity at that magazine still stands, no matter how much folks support her

a (waterface), Tuesday, 9 August 2022 17:21 (one year ago) link

don't remember her saying she was unsafe

F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 August 2022 18:15 (one year ago) link

though I figure this is a loose useage

F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 August 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link

So the @NewYorker has absolutely no problem with a male reporter who literally took rides on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane, yet somehow the female employee who blew the whistle on diversity is the big problem. I honestly don’t think the magazine realizes how much it’s telling on itself

— Erin Overbey (@erinoverbey) August 10, 2022

she's talking about Gladwell, right?

President Keyes, Thursday, 11 August 2022 15:53 (one year ago) link

“I was invited to the TED conference in maybe 2000 (I can’t remember), and they promised to buy me a plane ticket to California,” Gladwell says now. “Then at the last minute they said, ‘We found you a ride on a private plane instead.’ As I recall, there were maybe two dozen TED conference goers onboard. I don’t remember much else, except being slightly baffled as to who this Epstein guy was and why we were all on his plane.”

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 August 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link

Dear god will this Louise Brooks piece never fucking end????

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 04:35 (one year ago) link

Did it?

I’d Rather Gorblimey (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 2 September 2022 12:05 (one year ago) link

I abandoned it and assume it continues to go on and on and on with detailed descriptions of every scene of every movie that she ever did.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 2 September 2022 15:39 (one year ago) link

The Louise Brooks piece doesn't get good until 3/4 of the way in, when the writer actually shows up at the apartment she hasn't left for years and starts talking with her. Then it's delightful. But it was 1979, so I assume it was novel to read a recap of someone's entire movie career.

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 2 September 2022 15:43 (one year ago) link

Generally with archival issues, I read the restaurant review and do the crossword puzzle and then enjoy the week off from the New Yorker.

jaymc, Friday, 2 September 2022 15:49 (one year ago) link

Cancel your subscription and enjoy that feeling 52 weeks per year!

Tracer Hand, Friday, 2 September 2022 15:49 (one year ago) link

I liked the Dylan piece in there, at least for the recording studio scene and period slang.

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 2 September 2022 15:57 (one year ago) link

jordan's point is good but also this (insanely long pieces) was notoriously an NYer characteristic under late-days shawn

when i started reading there'd be an unending extract every x months from whichever volume of ved mehta's autobiography* was then in process, i think i read three before i noped out

when shawn was given the boot, robert gottlieb and most of all tina brown manhandled the copy back to more normal length

*continents of exile, 12 volumes in all lol

mark s, Friday, 2 September 2022 16:00 (one year ago) link

pity in some ways, i remember greatly enjoying a shawn-era factual two-parter on DYNAMITE, which must have been like 12000 words in toto (ie not long enough)

mark s, Friday, 2 September 2022 16:02 (one year ago) link

really liked this week’s issue

the gangster brewery article is batshit, I kind of can’t believe it’s not dominating twitter (probably for the better)

loved keith gessen’s review of fathers and sons (technically the new translation, though he spends about 3 sentences on that in particular)

new ben lerner short story which is a banger

k3vin k., Friday, 2 September 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link

I read the entirety of Janet Malcolm's Plath bio article in summer '93. Amazing what mags got away with in the advertising era.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 September 2022 18:47 (one year ago) link

Keith gessen’s book out this summer is great btw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 4 September 2022 14:42 (one year ago) link

the guy at the center of the gang brewery story is fucking nuts jeez

J0rdan S., Thursday, 8 September 2022 16:54 (one year ago) link

everything about that story is insane!

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link

it's one of the worst ideas i've ever heard and the guy went off and actually did it irl

call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 September 2022 19:00 (one year ago) link

*ears perk up*

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 September 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link

it's one of the worst ideas i've ever heard and the guy went off and actually did it irl

― call all destroyer, Thursday, September 8, 2022 3:00 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

there’s something poetic and beautifully american about gangsters and rich idiots getting into business together and despite multiple people getting merked in very predictable ways, getting the venture capital to keep on pouring in

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 September 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link

it's one of the worst ideas i've ever heard and the guy went off and actually did it irl

― call all destroyer, Thursday, September 8, 2022 3:00 PM (forty-one minutes ago)

the way he used the term "street cred" and such leads me to believe he's not just a canny businessman who has a good idea of how to get himself positive press (until this story anyway) but also someone who just gets off on the idea of hanging around dangerous people

J0rdan S., Thursday, 8 September 2022 19:43 (one year ago) link

yup, 100%.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 September 2022 20:59 (one year ago) link

"Two former employees told me that, for a long time, the company was essentially home-brewing, trying to get the recipe right. I asked Taylor recently how much he knows about brewing. 'I just know enough to be dangerous,' he said." 🙄

Also, quelle surprise:
https://www.starnewsonline.com/story/news/2022/09/07/gang-member-run-tru-colors-brewing-to-close-wilmington-nc/8014356001/

jaymc, Thursday, 8 September 2022 21:00 (one year ago) link

this feels like a very of the moment and meaningful piece
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/09/12/the-victim-who-became-the-accused

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 September 2022 04:12 (one year ago) link

Ooh. Rachel Aviv byline is v promising.

jaymc, Friday, 9 September 2022 04:28 (one year ago) link

She has a new book imminent.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 September 2022 13:03 (one year ago) link

Holy shit, a Gopnik piece I could bear reading (George Simenon review).

I was unaware of Simenon, but am now inspired to try out his Inspector Maigret series.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 15 September 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link

The Aviv article is good and infuriating.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 September 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link

it gave me pause because the first few pages had me writing off the cop accuser, right up to the point where she was being arrested

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2022 19:59 (one year ago) link

it gave me pause because the first few pages had me writing off the cop accuser, right up to the point where she was being arrested

― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, September 15, 2022 3:59 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I couldn’t get riled up by this story tbh, men gonna men

k3vin k., Friday, 16 September 2022 02:33 (one year ago) link

Oh jesus did they seriously let bobo in?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 19 September 2022 20:37 (one year ago) link

Haha I meant bono, apt typo tho

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 19 September 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link

I thought you meant David Brooks and was about to cancel my subscription

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 September 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link

I couldn’t get riled up by this story tbh, men gonna men

The behavior was bad and exploitive, but the infuriating thing to me was the criminalizing of the complaint. Big difference between thinking the situation was murky and thinking she should be prosecuted for reporting it in the first place.

i found that story pretty disturbing for one bcuz it seems like the guy is serially drugging and assaulting women, not something i'm comfortable handwaving personally. but also bcuz of the general idea that there are people (men generally) out there who want to play act as cops, and if they have enough money or business connections in a community, are able to essentially become paramilitary, sidling up w/ cops and abusing the law while not being subject to any of the laws/regulations/policies that are in place to address (or at least document) police misconduct. it's upsetting on some base level like what kind of lame shithead do you have to be to want to be a cop groupie so bad, but also when you think about how many stories like this there must be all over the country, not rape per se but men who are giddy over the idea that their connections to a police department allow them to fuck over their fellow humans. when you consider how many sub police departments there are all over america & the kind of consolidation of power that exists among police departments in small towns and communities (i.e. some island off ohio), there's just this web of ppl running these kinds of low level grifts, or in this case something even more sinister. that we (or anyone else) knows about this story is a minor miracle, it's also a drop in an ocean. profoundly depressing tbh

J0rdan S., Monday, 19 September 2022 22:56 (one year ago) link

^^^^^

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 02:53 (one year ago) link

Totally OTM posts by both Jordans. I first read the Louise Brooks profile in a Tynan collection, think it was titled Show People, also good on Johnny Carson and Ralph Richardson, others (whole thing is now folded into an even bigger collection, it seems). Think I'll get the library to order this expanded edition of her collection:

Louise Brooks, Lulu In Hollywood
Paperback – Illustrated, Univ Of Minnesota Press

One of the few film books that can be called indispensable (Roger Ebert, 1998)
Reviewed in the United States on August 30, 2022
Verified Purchase
“Lulu in Hollywood” starts with a forty-six-page introduction by Kenneth Tynan, “The Girl in the Black Helmet”, originally published in The New Yorker of June 11, 1979, and reprinted in The New Yorker of August 29, 2022.
Following are seven essays by Louise Brooks (interspersed with 40 pages of photos):
[1] Kansas to New York
[2] On Location with Billy Wellman
[3] Marion Davies’ Niece (about her close friend Pepi Lederer, who died in 1935)
[4] Humphrey and Bogey
[5] The Other Face of W. C. Fields
[6] Gish and Garbo
[7]] Pabst and Lulu (about the making of the 1929 film “Pandora’s Box”).
At the end there is an epilogue by Louise Brooks, “Why I Will Never Write My Memoirs”, a little piece by Lotte H. Eisner, “A Witness Speaks”, and Louise Brooks’ Filmography (24 films between 1925 and 1938).
This is a great read. I read it overnight in one sitting the day I received it. Louise Brooks’ writes as an eyewitness to the world of filmmaking of the 1920s and 1930s in a style that is crisp and unpretentious.
In a 1998 review of “Pandora’s Box” Roger Ebert wrote:
“In Rochester, she [Louise Brooks] wrote memoirs that were eventually collected into Lulu in Hollywood, one of the few film books that can be called indispensable. She remembered Bogart as a kid starting out on the New York stage, and the private lovability of her old friend, W.C. Fields. And she was frank about her rise and especially her fall. Many silent stars become boring relics, repeating the same memorized anecdotes. Louise Brooks was saved by the astringent power of her wit.”

dow, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 02:58 (one year ago) link

the personal history pieces sometimes dont hit for me but the 1 abt elizabeth hardwick in this issue was real good

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 13:15 (one year ago) link

yeah, I liked that one.

SincereLee 'Scratch' Perry (President Keyes), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 13:55 (one year ago) link

Same.

Menand's review of the Giuliani bio made me lol in places.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 14:02 (one year ago) link

Can very much say to dow that the Louise Brooks book is excellent.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 02:06 (one year ago) link

Another reliable source! Thanks, James, well def check it out.

dow, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 03:18 (one year ago) link

i'm usually ok with kelefa sanneh iirc but the shane gillis profile was so pointless. it seemed to want to imply that he's somehow smarter or more thoughtful than the 8 billion other "shocking" white dude comedians but didn't provide any evidence of this in describing his personality or his life. wasn't crazy about the article on the woman who makes centerpieces for art exhibitions either (the photos of her work were not impressive) but she at least seemed interesting as a person.

on the other hand i'll devour any article about art authentication controversies, and the lucian freud one was particularly good

na (NA), Friday, 23 September 2022 15:37 (one year ago) link

Didn't Sanneh once do a sympathetic profile of Michael Savage? Maybe he's got a soft spot for this type.

SincereLee 'Scratch' Perry (President Keyes), Friday, 23 September 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link

Yeah, a lot of Sanneh's NYer profiles seem to be of people ignored by or looked down upon by the urban cognoscenti: Morgan Wallen, Jake Paul, etc.

jaymc, Friday, 23 September 2022 19:22 (one year ago) link

He sorta leans that way on social media

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 September 2022 19:24 (one year ago) link

Can’t imagine why anyone would want to look down on either of those charming fellows!

barry sito (gyac), Friday, 23 September 2022 19:31 (one year ago) link

yeah the gillis piece felt like something to round out a book and was genuinely uninteresting

Does the centerpiece article ever explain what it means to be the"Bjork of food?"

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 29 September 2022 00:14 (one year ago) link

a fountain of blood in the shape of fondue

mh, Thursday, 29 September 2022 03:01 (one year ago) link

Lol

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 September 2022 11:22 (one year ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

that was a good one. what a weirdo

na (NA), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 15:52 (one year ago) link

Watching Burgess Meredith drink wine was my favorite part.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link

So many stories about Burgess Meredith, didn’t know what to expect in the Molly Ringwald thing.

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 December 2022 14:00 (one year ago) link

It's not like I have much faith in liberal journalists but it's truly astonishing to see this passage in the New Yorker. What year is this? pic.twitter.com/WvXUUMJWWT

— Erik Baker (@erikmbaker) December 29, 2022

The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 December 2022 13:38 (one year ago) link

It's unfortunate to see some of the most respected venues in journalism taking this turn—exceptionalizing individuals and groups who advocate for greater public health protections and portraying them as deviant, immature, countercultural, Marxists, etc. 1/https://t.co/eqqA8x6YOY

— Martha Lincoln (@heavyredaction) December 28, 2022

The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 December 2022 17:27 (one year ago) link

That headline is awful.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 December 2022 18:14 (one year ago) link

the headline seems designed to be hate read bait for the right, whereas the contents are not. and sure enough ian cheong is tweeting it and musk replying. congrats to the new yorker.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 December 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link

The problem with creating hate read bait for the right is that the right doesn’t read.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 30 December 2022 00:25 (one year ago) link

if this is in reference to the emma green article, I haven’t read it and am not terribly interested to do so, I’m not a stan or anything for the new yorker but there is a certain… standard that she consistently falls below, just a very odd fit for the institution. her heterodox bumpkin david brooks-citing approach seemed more suited for the atlantic, where she was previously

k3vin k., Friday, 30 December 2022 00:28 (one year ago) link

an editorial failure I suppose

k3vin k., Friday, 30 December 2022 00:28 (one year ago) link

yes

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 December 2022 00:29 (one year ago) link

One to skip

one month passes...

I never had a source assaulted in front of me until today when an Israeli soldier who stopped my interview did this with a Palestinian peace activist Issa Amro in Hebron. I can't stop thinking how dehumanizing the occupation is on the young soldiers charged with enforcing it. pic.twitter.com/Qrsa1UJsfA

— Lawrence Wright (@lawrence_wright) February 13, 2023

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 13 February 2023 20:51 (one year ago) link

amazing tweet

mookieproof, Monday, 13 February 2023 20:59 (one year ago) link

Man. (At the tweet, the video, the responses.)

Wright also had a very, very long story about Austin, Texas and how it’s changing in the latest issue.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 13 February 2023 21:07 (one year ago) link

That Austin piece was a rare example of a New Yorker article that seemed like it should be a book (in the vein of Sam Anderson's Boom Town, about Oklahoma City), rather than the reverse.

jaymc, Monday, 13 February 2023 21:13 (one year ago) link

I mean, he's not wrong about the dehumanizing effect on soldiers but ...

I am currently irritated with the NYer because it feels like they are doing “double” issues way more than they used to.

That Austin piece was kinda irritating, too.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 13 February 2023 21:16 (one year ago) link

That Austin piece was a rare example of a New Yorker article that seemed like it should be a book

He already wrote a big book about Texas, "God Save Texas: A Journey into the Soul of the Lone Star State."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 February 2023 21:48 (one year ago) link

Hope it was better than his novel, which was a pile of shit.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 11:32 (one year ago) link

Scientology book was ok, but fell short of being the definitive outlier text

mh, Thursday, 16 February 2023 04:34 (one year ago) link

that tweet phrasing is abominable

mh, Thursday, 16 February 2023 04:35 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

should i read the agnes callard thing

i mean i love a trainwreck as much as the next person but possibly it will be too depressing

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:30 (one year ago) link

i read it and just kind of shrugged but she seems like she sucks

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:07 (one year ago) link

Yet another pseudo-intellectual justifying their fucking around with bullshit, this stuff should have died with the Fabian Society.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 08:01 (one year ago) link

seems like she's surrounded by people who like her for some reasons and just kind of let her do whatever because it's not worth disagreeing

I did see some reactions on twitter from the guy she co-hosts a podcast with and he was kind of brutal!

mh, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 15:24 (one year ago) link

A few years ago, I wrote an essay that, in passing, questioned faculty solidarity with unionizing graduate students. I had not realized how sensitive that topic was, and I was inundated with angry and hateful messages and a few threats online.

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1240w,f_auto,q_auto:best/ap/06990af2-6d7a-4d62-b9c3-1ddcf771b5e5.jpg

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 15:52 (one year ago) link

that bad stance still far outweighs the weird and bad relationship hijinks

mh, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 15:57 (one year ago) link

JCO multiple-driveby for those who celebrate

(excerpt from an uncompleted novel of Iris Murdoch focusing intensely, one might say hysterically-minuscule-ly, upon banal-stereotypical notions dressed up in philosophy-speak is no departure for the deceased novelist but her usual fatuous characters are here unleavened by wit.) https://t.co/YLvTL4SYdS

— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) March 8, 2023

mark s, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 16:08 (one year ago) link

damn

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 16:10 (one year ago) link

Thought JCO would like her for throwing out her kids' Halloween candy

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 16:18 (one year ago) link

JCO = out there everyday, proving what a power user she is.

I read 2/3rds. Veered between "that's the piece I would point ppl to if they wanted an answer to "what is philosophy for?" question to juvenile giggling at stuff like this:

After seven years of marriage, they watched Ingmar Bergman’s “Scenes from a Marriage,” a portrait of a couple as they struggle to understand the limits and possibilities of their relationship in the course of a decade. “It’s extraordinary that two people can live a whole life together without—” the wife’s mother says. “Without touching,” the wife answers.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 16:56 (one year ago) link

you've got to read to the end to get the final story twists

mh, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 17:19 (one year ago) link

It turns out she is...a cat person

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 17:37 (one year ago) link

the proposed book title "Marriage is a Preparation for Divorce" is like an alternate world Lana del Rey album title

mh, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 17:38 (one year ago) link

sorry, song title

mh, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 17:39 (one year ago) link

She wondered what it would look like if she and Arnold integrated new romantic relationships into their marriage. They would all keep talking about philosophy, but with fresh ideas in the mix. They asked each other whether it would violate the terms of their marriage if they became romantically involved with other people. “We didn’t think there was any good reason other than the usual conventions of marriage to answer that question with a yes,” she said. They referred to their new agreement as the Variation.

university of chicago philosophy geniuses, and they arrive at being poly

omar little, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 17:47 (one year ago) link

After our conversation in Pennsylvania, Agnes said Arnold worried that they’d given me the impression that their marriage was a success story.

omar little, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 17:47 (one year ago) link

as much as you can quantify marriage on a success/failure scale, no

mh, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 17:52 (one year ago) link

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/why-barney-frank-went-to-work-for-signature-bank
nice one from chotiner, again

fpsa, Thursday, 16 March 2023 02:06 (one year ago) link

Heard Frank on NPR the other day, and he sounded like a raving lunatic.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 March 2023 03:58 (one year ago) link

Abusive romantic relations between faculty and students are a genuine problem, it is irresponsible to willfully exacerbate this problem because you want an outlet for some negative energy towards me.

— Agnes Callard (@AgnesCallard) March 16, 2023

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 March 2023 23:33 (one year ago) link

Tfw analytical philosophy does not equip you with the tools to survive online.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 March 2023 23:33 (one year ago) link

the article about "hache carrillo" was great, they should be required to have an in-depth deconstruction of a literary fraud in every issue

na (NA), Friday, 17 March 2023 13:28 (one year ago) link

Before it's deleted

okay i've had just about enough of this shit. in our society, you can pretty much do whatever you like short of crimes. (you can also often get away with crimes.) have two boyfriends or whatever, that is your business. if you publicize your life, no matter how dull, https://t.co/0EeGDsYk9R

— John Ganz (@lionel_trolling) March 17, 2023

xyzzzz__, Friday, 17 March 2023 18:30 (one year ago) link

I liked Frank or at least admired him for a while because he was good at invective and took no shit. How reassuring to know he's brought these same virtues to corporate banking.

the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 March 2023 18:32 (one year ago) link

a good liberal!

k3vin k., Friday, 17 March 2023 22:01 (one year ago) link

Why didn’t anyone warn me that cat person was back?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 30 March 2023 18:20 (one year ago) link

uncatperson?

It’s Only Her Factory, Girl! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 30 March 2023 18:24 (one year ago) link

Astor Places Closest Shave

At Astor Place Hairstylists the other day, a businessman and a barber sat around talking razors. Electric, disposable, Harry’s, Schick, safety, straight: “It’s a three-billion-dollar industry!” Jonathan Trichter, the businessman, said. “When Gillette came out with the Mach 3, they put seven hundred fifty million into manufacturing and development. It took seven years.” Joel Valle, the barber, had constructed his first prototype—“a bendable razor blade!”—in prison, for the cost of a can of soda. “We’ll roll it out here. We’ll be the test kitchen,” Trichter said. “Then we’ll sell direct to consumers!”

Trichter, a former banker with J. P. Morgan, bought the barbershop two years ago, after the Vezza family, its owner for about seventy-five years, announced during the pandemic that they were closing it. “It couldn’t be like a vulture came in and picked it up,” Trichter said. “I could not look like a scumbag. So I probably overpaid.” He wore a made-to-measure suit over a monogrammed shirt. The purchase was more about fame than about fortune. “It’ll be the first line of my obituary,” he said.

Valle held up a handmade straight razor whose handle was studded with plastic gems. It had a bendable blade, curved like a scythe. Trichter looked at Valle and said, “You can step in if you want, but I’m gonna tell your story.” He went on, “So . . . he did a five-year stint in the federal penitentiary for cocaine—”

“One thousand one hundred seventy-­three grams,” Valle interjected. “I thought it was the end of my life. But it was the best thing that happened. I wouldn’t have come up with the idea of the razor.” He elaborated: “The only thing you have to play with in there is the trash.” At first, Valle, who is tattooed from head to toe (“Dick, balls, ass—I’m tatted up!” he said), melted down plastic (toothbrushes, water-bottle caps) to make a knife. “Anything could happen at any time,” he explained. “Thank God I didn’t have to use it.”

Before long, he started applying his ingenuity to matters of grooming. He crushed the graphite from pencils and mixed it with baby powder to make hair dye. He offered facial treatments (toothpaste mixed with Noxzema and sliced cucumbers) to lifers in their cells. One day, a guard asked what was going on. An incarcerated man replied, “This mothafucka turned this place into a spa!”

Valle had started out cutting the hair of local fishermen, in Puerto Rico, when he was nine; by 2006, he was giving trims to Newark’s mayor Cory Booker. “My entire life, I was gonna be a barber,” Valle said. After his drug arrest, in 2013, he began working as a jailhouse hair stylist. One problem: scissors were hard to come by at the Metropolitan Detention Center, where he landed before being sent to a maximum-­security prison in Pennsylvania. But he had an idea. By attaching a razor blade to a comb, he made his own razor-­comb, and soon he was blending fades like a pro. The guys paid him in packs of tuna. “I was eating every day like a king,” he said. He noticed that some prison barbers were using nail clippers; others used toothbrushes as combs. People loved that Valle did things differently. (Reached by phone, one of his former clients, who is currently at the Pennsylvania prison where Valle did time, said, “He can cut hair real good, yes indeed.”)

Valle went on, “Everybody’s got visitation. Everybody’s gotta look good for family. If you’re somebody that can make that man look good, that man will kill for you in there.”

In prison, a close shave is a different matter entirely. Valle had another idea. He would remove the blades from plastic disposables and hold them carefully in his fingers to give precision shaves. Next, he tried using his prison I.D. card as a handle. In 2015, he perfected his masterpiece, which he called the “Go 2 Razzor.”

He demonstrated the gizmo on a customer. “This is what barbers have been using for more than a hundred years,” he said, holding up a box of Derby professional chromium-ceramic-­platinum-tungsten blades. He shook his head. He picked up a pair of scissors and cut into a ginger-ale can, then folded a square of aluminum around one of the razor blades. By gripping the aluminum, he could bend the blade into different arcs. The result? The O.G. version of his ­patent-pending bendable razor blade. (He and Trichter plan to split the profits.) “With this, I used to make the saddest man in prison happy,” he said.

Trichter said, “Inmate innovation!”

“The bending is what makes it different,” Valle added. “It can adjust to any facial structure!”

Trichter watched nervously as the customer got the closest shave of his life. After Valle wiped off the lather, he plugged his side hustle. “I also sell Frenchies—French bulldogs,” he said. “I’ve got, like, twenty. You want me to bring you one?” ♦

johnny crunch, Thursday, 6 April 2023 21:51 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

New Grann book dropped:

On January 28, 1742, a ramshackle vessel of patched-together wood and cloth washed up on the coast of Brazil. Inside were thirty emaciated men, barely alive, and they had an extraordinary tale to tell. They were survivors of His Majesty’s Ship the Wager, a British vessel that had left England in 1740 on a secret mission during an imperial war with Spain. While the Wager had been chasing a Spanish treasure-filled galleon known as “the prize of all the oceans,” it had wrecked on a desolate island off the coast of Patagonia. The men, after being marooned for months and facing starvation, built the flimsy craft and sailed for more than a hundred days, traversing nearly 3,000 miles of storm-wracked seas. They were greeted as heroes.

But then ... six months later, another, even more decrepit craft landed on the coast of Chile. This boat contained just three castaways, and they told a very different story. The thirty sailors who landed in Brazil were not heroes – they were mutineers. The first group responded with countercharges of their own, of a tyrannical and murderous senior officer and his henchmen. It became clear that while stranded on the island the crew had fallen into anarchy, with warring factions fighting for dominion over the barren wilderness. As accusations of treachery and murder flew, the Admiralty convened a court martial to determine who was telling the truth. The stakes were life-and-death—for whomever the court found guilty could hang.

The Wager is a grand tale of human behavior at the extremes told by one of our greatest nonfiction writers. Grann’s recreation of the hidden world on a British warship rivals the work of Patrick O’Brian, his portrayal of the castaways’ desperate straits stands up to the classics of survival writing such as The Endurance, and his account of the court martial has the savvy of a Scott Turow thriller. As always with Grann’s work, the incredible twists of the narrative hold the reader spellbound.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 30 April 2023 23:30 (eleven months ago) link

four weeks pass...

The essay on pop stars playing private events was awesome:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/06/05/how-to-hire-a-pop-star-for-your-private-party

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 May 2023 19:52 (ten months ago) link

was just coming to post abt that

this quote made me think like who is the biggest profile celeb/athlete whatever who doesnt do this shit (not that i knock it) idk like jokic probably?

The music executive told me that there is even a sense of commercial competition among stars, who now measure themselves as entrepreneurs. “If you’re Kevin Durant, and you don’t have five businesses, you’re a schmuck,” he said.

johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 June 2023 00:20 (ten months ago) link

now this is a paragraph:

n the spring of 2015, Steely Dan was hired to play a fiftieth-birthday party for Robert Downey, Jr., in a converted airplane hangar in Santa Monica. Steely Dan didn’t do many privates, but Downey had endeared himself to the singer Donald Fagen. Downey, who had built a thriving late career playing Iron Man in Marvel movies, was celebrating with friends from Hollywood. “Phones were taken away. Downey came up and sang ‘Reelin’ in the Years’ with us,” Michael Leonhart, who was playing trumpet that night, recalled. When the evening’s other band, Duran Duran, took the stage, Leonhart quickly realized what it meant to generate stadium campiness on a small scale: “Simon Le Bon has his back to the audience. Then he turns around, the drum machine starts, and he goes, ‘Is anybody hungry—like the wolf? Two, three, four!’ And I’m, like, ‘Oh, my God, this guy gives good privates.’ ”

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 4 June 2023 10:00 (ten months ago) link

"Gives good privates" heh. If I read that correctly, Steely Dan opened for Duran Duran.

Obviously I don't live in a world where I attend private concerts by one legendary act, let alone two. But I was at a corporate event some years ago and they had KC and the Sunshine Band. Even I will admit that it was cool.

sayonara, capybara (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 4 June 2023 11:25 (ten months ago) link

When I worked at a charity, I went to a corporate fundraising show where Madness were playing - incredibly tight set, right after Norton Folgate came out, and they played a bunch of album tracks, I guess to the puzzlement of 99% of the attendees. Weird vibe! They put on a great show while simultaneously looking like they would rather have been anywhere else. Between the songs Suggs kept saying “you are a wonderful audience but no one in the venue has brought us a beer yet“

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 4 June 2023 12:13 (ten months ago) link

Got a friend who has been to a few of these (Coldplay might be the biggest band that apparently regularly says yes that isn't cited in the piece). He said once a slightly older finance cohort hired the English Beat and none of the younger employees knew who they were. But this guy loved them, and he, my friend and a few others had a blast, since the band was awesome and giving 100%.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 June 2023 13:44 (ten months ago) link

loved the stax article and (obviously) the matty healy article

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 June 2023 14:16 (ten months ago) link

If you count conferences as private events:

Aerosmith played at least one IBM user conference

I saw Spoon at a software event last year

mh, Sunday, 4 June 2023 15:54 (ten months ago) link

are employees required to go to these concerts, do they occur doing working hours?

brimstead, Sunday, 4 June 2023 16:04 (ten months ago) link

Yes for some if it's more of a convention/user's group situation, probably no for others if it's an evening "we made the execs a shit load of money this year" corporate party.

This one seems to making the rounds and I enjoyed it, but there wasn't anything surprising. Idk, I play in a band that does a lot of 'privates' (a few of which have included big names too, like the one with David Guett@ where we performed on a giant wooden cake), and it's all the same shit.

Random Restaurateur (Jordan), Sunday, 4 June 2023 16:11 (ten months ago) link

That Slate essay about the car dealer convention had some more private gig tales.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 June 2023 16:26 (ten months ago) link

I haven't read the article yet so I don't know if it gets into this, but it exists on much more modest scales too. I know somebody who went to a friend's backyard birthday party in Connecticut some years back and the entertainment was Marshall Crenshaw. The guy's friend told him it only cost $3,000 to book him — granted this was 15-plus years ago, but still. (For stuff like that presumably you have to live within easy driving distance of whoever it is you're hiring.)

the idea that musicians only play shows that are open to the public and are ticketed (or for a non-profit, block party, whatever) seems kind of ahistorical

whether you’re a sell-out seems like it’s contingent on who is paying and the makeup of the audience

mh, Sunday, 4 June 2023 16:43 (ten months ago) link

I am told that Mozart was a total shill for Hieronymus von Colloredo, the Prince-Archbishop of Salzburg.

sayonara, capybara (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 4 June 2023 22:48 (ten months ago) link

Iirc that history/distinction is addressed in the New Yorker piece.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 June 2023 23:06 (ten months ago) link

Even geniuses have had to navigate a certain servitude to their sponsors. Mozart fumed about the Archbishop of Salzburg, who “treats me like a street urchin and tells me to my face to clear out, adding that he can get hundreds to serve him better than I.” But some learned to cultivate the sources of capital. In 1876, Tchaikovsky was an unhappy professor at the Moscow Conservatory when he received a letter from Nadezhda Filaretovna von Meck, the lonesome widow of a railway tycoon. Madame von Meck asked him to expand one of his pieces, which, she wrote, “drives me mad.” He obliged, and before long she had put him on a salary and installed him at a villa in Florence. Tchaikovsky wrote to his brother, “N.F. asked me when to send the June remittance. Instead of replying ‘Darling, for goodness’ sake at once!’ I played the gentleman.” But the relationship soured, and the composer had to find new sources of income; he wrote glumly, “It has all turned out to be a vulgar, silly farce of which I am ashamed and sick.”

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 June 2023 23:07 (ten months ago) link

You don’t have to be a musician to wonder if musicians are held to an unfair standard in an era when painters unabashedly sell work to barons of insider trading, when former Presidents (and almost-Presidents) get hundreds of thousands of dollars for Wall Street speeches, and when college athletes license their likeness to the highest bidders.

One of these is not like the others (and the others suck ass).

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 5 June 2023 00:37 (ten months ago) link

George W. Bush sold out, man

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Monday, 5 June 2023 01:29 (ten months ago) link

hey, all those wall street dollars went to my nonprofit foundation. we do important things, like flying me to other speaking engagements

mh, Monday, 5 June 2023 14:05 (ten months ago) link

“Keep glowy orb away from bad guy” lol

calstars, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 20:55 (ten months ago) link

that's a good one, thanks

corrs unplugged, Thursday, 8 June 2023 10:54 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

oh hell yeah Agnes is back at jt

Every time Agnes Callard writes an article about how something sucks, it’s actually just something her husband wants to do against her wishes, but instead of telling him that, she uses national media to argue why a mundane desire like “wanting to travel” is morally reprehensible

— ‏تمار 🌴 Tamar 🌴 תמר (@tamars) June 24, 2023

mh, Monday, 26 June 2023 18:34 (nine months ago) link

link to the actual article here: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-weekend-essay/the-case-against-travel

there are a few bits that tease around the fact it's not specifically travel she's uninterested in, but the idea of experiencing places, art, etc as a communal experience

it really does read like someone trying to explain that travel is bad because they do not like the way their spouse wants to travel, or are at odds with the way other people like seeing how others react to the things they've enjoyed

mh, Monday, 26 June 2023 18:44 (nine months ago) link

I feel like the Onion should mint a new columnist to exploit this.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 26 June 2023 18:47 (nine months ago) link

they should just publish her columns tbh

mh, Monday, 26 June 2023 18:51 (nine months ago) link

one of the most embarrassing magazines

budo jeru, Monday, 26 June 2023 18:53 (nine months ago) link

what are the others

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Monday, 26 June 2023 18:56 (nine months ago) link

I freely admit that I hate traveling*, and my spouse loves traveling. We work out a compromise.

* = let me be clear: I don't hate being in an art museum on a different continent. I love walking around a medieval cathedral or ancient pyramid or whatever. I have been quite happy on sugary white beaches facing a teal-colored sea.

What I DO hate is the 14 hours of airports and shittles and taxis that have become the required price of travel.

Plastic stanchions and nylon straps. The line for this, the line for that, the line for the next thing. Hurrying breathlessly to an airport so that you earn the right to... wait for six hours in an airport.

What group are we in? Group 8? Sigh, okay, fine. Oh, I've been randomly selected for secondary screening? Okay, fine. Shoes off? Okay. Belt off? Gah, okay.

Oh look, we've gotten through to the next phase. Oh look! Stanchions and ropes again.

Wait, what? Give a saliva sample and get a prostate exam? Sigh, okay, whatever, get it over with.

pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 26 June 2023 18:59 (nine months ago) link

Magazines that are hobby- or task-based offering tips how to introduce new practices or products to knit better, remodel your home, maintain your extensive car collection while reading about how other people have restored cars aren't really embarrassing even if they're corny or partially exist as validation that your practice is valid.

Which is funny because one of the postulated ideas in Agnes's writing (I'm not going to call them points, she's not making any points) is that tourist-style activities are useless if you're looking at works of art for 15 seconds and travel for work or a specific task is justifiable. What, exactly, is the utility of writing this travel article? It's either an attempt to validate her own views, or it has a specific goal in mind (telling spouse not to travel).

Both are the things she complains about

mh, Monday, 26 June 2023 19:05 (nine months ago) link

xp yeah the entire process of travel can suck, but hilariously that's not really mentioned because it's necessary for the travel she likes

mh, Monday, 26 June 2023 19:06 (nine months ago) link

words that do not appear in the piece: train, airport, luggage, expense, cost

mh, Monday, 26 June 2023 19:07 (nine months ago) link

It's either an attempt to validate her own views, or it has a specific goal in mind (telling spouse not to travel).

Since I just wrote something that a bunch of people are reading I thought it might be a good time to do a 🧵explaining my approach to public writing.

TL; DR: it's Socratic.

— Agnes Callard (@AgnesCallard) June 24, 2023

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Monday, 26 June 2023 19:09 (nine months ago) link

centrist jordan peterson

budo jeru, Monday, 26 June 2023 19:25 (nine months ago) link

YMP OTFM

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 26 June 2023 19:27 (nine months ago) link

I was about to write out what's probably a repost about my friend who would do these socratic-style debates for fun with his friend at home in the late evening while they were in college, with the kicker that both were very stoned

and this appears to be that type of socratic debate

mh, Monday, 26 June 2023 19:31 (nine months ago) link

if tourism is dumb and tourists do things that are nonsensical to you then do the things that make sense to you

that anecdote about going to a falconry thing because she was told that was "what people do" is very funny

mh, Monday, 26 June 2023 19:33 (nine months ago) link

Reading Callard you understand why Socrates had to be killed.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 26 June 2023 20:05 (nine months ago) link

So-crap-tic

pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 26 June 2023 20:19 (nine months ago) link

that friend I mentioned also had a tattoo of socrates drinking hemlock iirc

mh, Monday, 26 June 2023 20:20 (nine months ago) link

This was a wince inducing read. Never considered it before and am in the definitely not camp after reading this. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/07/03/the-perils-and-promises-of-penis-enlargement-surgery

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 12:50 (nine months ago) link

Don't know anything about this person, but I thought this was a good response to that travel article:

https://freddiedeboer.substack.com/p/think-less-agnes

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 13:56 (nine months ago) link

Ha Ha the less you know about him the better

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 13:58 (nine months ago) link

oh boooooooy

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 14:06 (nine months ago) link

I imagine many of these insufferable professional thinkers are as full of baggage as they are full of shit, but yeah, I'm the first to admit I don't know who many of them are! One person's academic/intellectual boogeyman is another person's, I dunno, Snuffleupagus.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 14:15 (nine months ago) link

DeBoer's had confrontations with several ILXers over the years.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 14:19 (nine months ago) link

Ah! Doesn't surprise me, lol. I'm sure I've stumbled across them, I just can't remember. Someone should compile an ILX canon doc.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 14:23 (nine months ago) link

read that penis enlargement article Dan posted earlier this week. harrowing, I’ve seen several complications from similar procedures. these people are barely doctors

k3vin k., Wednesday, 28 June 2023 14:53 (nine months ago) link

The combination of the unapologetically opinionated Agnes Callard piece, and the unapologetically opinionated Freddie response piece, reminds me a bit of Hamilton Nolan's anti-exercise-equipment piece:

https://variety-spot.com/weve-been-led-to-believe-something-weird-about-exercise-hamilton-nolan/

...a presumably cathartic piece that just was probably fun to write but basically just states a point of view, and unapologetically waves its metaphorical penis at everybody who might disagree.

If this is the current and/or future state of opinion writing, I am for it. Not because I will always agree, but because I like people just going ahead and saying what they mean.

pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:07 (nine months ago) link

counterpoint: ppl shd hang back and then obfuscate

mark s, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:08 (nine months ago) link

A lot of these think pieces seem to be about metaphorical penis enlargement.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:15 (nine months ago) link

I will never click on a FdB article and that's my vow

(unless it's really funny in a cringe way)

mh, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:25 (nine months ago) link

mark s., I look forward to your forthcoming literary magazine, in which half the issues' content involves people refraining from saying what they mean, and the other half contains people obuscating about what they might have said, but decided to refrain from.

pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:38 (nine months ago) link

what would be his influences

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:39 (nine months ago) link

think pieces where the writer comes off as a serious dick without meaning to

very sneaky cis (symsymsym), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:56 (nine months ago) link

xxxp

very sneaky cis (symsymsym), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:57 (nine months ago) link

on second thought, FdB writing about Agnes is probably good because most of his work is in the "inventing a type of guy to be mad at" genre

mh, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 18:33 (nine months ago) link

If Agnes Callard did not exist Freddie de Boer would have to invent her

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 19:47 (nine months ago) link

and then accuse her of rape

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 20:26 (nine months ago) link

two weeks pass...

I’ve never made any case against unions. I made a case for persuasion, in which I expressed doubts about whether I could justify canceling my class in response to the strike. I was asking for an argument, so I held an event in which a union organizer explained that argument. 1/2

— Agnes Callard (@AgnesCallard) July 11, 2023

xyzzzz__, Friday, 14 July 2023 07:10 (nine months ago) link

Man, she's the king of "I'm just asking questions ... "

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 July 2023 08:23 (nine months ago) link

god, what a tiresome person

Roz, Friday, 14 July 2023 08:57 (nine months ago) link

on the topic of labour strikes, i thought this piece on Orange Is the New Black really drove home how much streaming has screwed over working actors in Hollywood (and minority actors in particular). really depressing read.

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/notes-on-hollywood/orange-is-the-new-black-signalled-the-rot-inside-the-streaming-economy

Traditional broadcast series pay residuals for each re-airing, calculated as a percentage of the actor’s salary. The 2012 New Media Agreement entitled Myles to residuals only after the first fifty-two weeks the show was on the platform; the amount was based not on how many times each episode was watched but on a percentage of the licensing fee that Netflix paid Lionsgate to distribute the show. (If this sounds confusing, don’t worry—the actors also find it baffling.) Myles still gets around six hundred dollars a year for a handful of guest spots on “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,” stretching back to 2004, but her residuals this year for “Orange” have come to around twenty bucks.

...

Despite the Beatlemania-like fame, many cast members had to keep their day jobs for multiple seasons. They were waiting tables, bartending. DeLaria continued doing live gigs to keep up with her rent. Diane Guerrero, who played the fashionable inmate Maritza Ramos, worked at a bar, where patrons would recognize her. “How could you tell this complete stranger how much you’re getting paid for being on a television show?” she asked. “Because everyone’s reaction would be, like, ‘Oh, my God, I love you on that show! But also, what are you doing here?’ It was this incredulity that was teetering on offensive.” Myles was working in a basement for a financial firm, acting in live simulations for aspiring financial planners. One day, one of the candidates paused on the phone and said, “You sound exactly like the Amish meth head on ‘Orange Is the New Black.’ Has anyone ever told you that?”

Roz, Friday, 14 July 2023 09:16 (nine months ago) link

I hope you guys are ready bc my next essay is about sex

— Agnes Callard (@AgnesCallard) July 15, 2023

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 15 July 2023 17:59 (nine months ago) link

Sex rule #1: Stay away from scabs

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Saturday, 15 July 2023 18:34 (nine months ago) link

"FHM have only gone and done a bloody 'Sex issue'!"

the best minds of my generation destroyed by woke (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 16 July 2023 10:22 (nine months ago) link

I’m ready for Agnes to make me feel exasperated by the idea of having sex

mh, Sunday, 16 July 2023 18:43 (nine months ago) link

never been so thankful to be paywalled

WSJ editor: find me five people with a really normal understanding of sex

Second WSJ editor: you got it, boss pic.twitter.com/inQ4BjIYbc

— Tom Gara (@tomgara) July 28, 2023

Roz, Sunday, 30 July 2023 07:54 (eight months ago) link

agreed, too much

mh, Sunday, 30 July 2023 15:50 (eight months ago) link

Hey, I have a post that's not about Agnes Callard!

Anyone else shook by Goings On About Town getting slashed from 6 pages to 2 (and dropping "About Town" in the process)? I do think it made sense to refresh that section: As much as I liked that its movie coverage had become a place to put recommended streaming titles (originally a pandemic pivot, but one that proved worth keeping), it did sort of raise the question of what Goings On About Town was for. Same goes for the occasional podcast reviews. But the location-specific events that were the meat of the section were also arguably irrelevant to a great portion of the magazine's readers (those who do not live in New York).

That said, the 2-page spread feels kind of flimsy for a section that's been such a mainstay of the magazine. And it's a bummer that Matos's byline (and those of other freelancers) will no longer appear:

After this week, Goings on About Town will shrink from six pages to two and be written entirely by staff.

— Michaelangelo Matos (@matoswk75) July 22, 2023

jaymc, Thursday, 3 August 2023 01:24 (eight months ago) link

Also, despite the fact that Tables for Two remains in this week's issue, it seems like it might be evolving as well.

This week's TFT is by Helen Rosner, who announced that she has a new New Yorker newsletter that will sometimes appear in print:

Psyched to launch my @NewYorker column, The Food Scene — a newsletter (also on the web! sometimes in print!) about what, where, & how to eat. Sort of reviews, sort of vibes, sort of a weird 00’s blog.

First up: the strange & clever & super fun Café Mars https://t.co/l1sHcWCmqo

— Helen Rosner (@hels) July 31, 2023

And I noticed that Hannah Goldfield's bio was quietly updated. Until a few days ago, the first line read:

"Hannah Goldfield is The New Yorker’s food critic and writes the weekly Tables for Two restaurant column in the Goings On About Town section of the magazine, as well as essays and reported stories."

Now it says: "Hannah Goldfield is a staff writer at The New Yorker, covering restaurants and food culture."

I like both Goldfield and Rosner a lot, so if the change means that they will share that space in the magazine, I won't be too disappointed. But I am curious.

jaymc, Thursday, 3 August 2023 01:30 (eight months ago) link

I can't speak for the popularity of the section but I've always loved "Goings On," especially during the majority of my life that I haven't lived in NYC. I like knowing what's going on! The same way I loved to read weeks-old Voice calendar listings on newsstands when I was a teenager. For all the other legitimate contenders, New York is still the cultural capital of the country, that's some of the most interesting stuff to me.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 3 August 2023 01:36 (eight months ago) link

I used to absolutely inhale the live music and art listings. A really special section, with very impactful capsule reviews.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 3 August 2023 01:50 (eight months ago) link

And there was no way I’d get to see these shows in that city! But it didn’t matter.

(When I started writing capsule shoe previews for alt weeklies, the New Yorker model was definitely in mind.)

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 3 August 2023 01:56 (eight months ago) link

Definitely a model. When I started a weekly calendar newsletter with some friends here last year, one of the things I said was "Sort of like Goings On About Town ..."

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 3 August 2023 02:01 (eight months ago) link

I have spent approximately fifty years reading this magazine while not living in its titular city.

There was almost zero chance of me going to a show it reviewed, or eating in a restaurant it described.

It will do what it wishes, I guess. Shrug. I will still subscribe out of sheer habit.

Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 August 2023 02:20 (eight months ago) link

That section has actually been a really valuable research tool for me — as many ILXors know, I'm currently writing a biography of Cecil Taylor, and the New Yorker included his performances in Goings On About Town from the moment he appeared on the NYC scene in the mid 50s and never stopped listing him, even when the writer clearly didn't like his music or wanted to make fun of him, so there are all kinds of amazingly sarcastic descriptions of his work in those pages.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 3 August 2023 02:23 (eight months ago) link

They are ending the kindle version, which I’ve had for years. Guess I’ll be going back to print.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 3 August 2023 04:19 (eight months ago) link

Just seeing this and reading the Bklyn Sounds Dada Strain substack about the reduction in size and dropping of freelance contributors to the Goings On Around Town section . Ugh . One page in print now w/ 1 pop music event, one classical, one dance, one show is disappointing

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 03:18 (eight months ago) link

iirc alex in nyc was a longtime contributor to Goings On About Town

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 03:20 (eight months ago) link

yeah, before they gave out bylines

jaymc, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 03:43 (eight months ago) link

More crappy news in that Dada Strain newsletter: my friend Steve Smith just lost his job at Gothamist.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 04:28 (eight months ago) link

Yep. M. Matos & other freelancers did a nice job in recent years in that section of the New Yorker

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 14:09 (eight months ago) link

John Updike and John McPhee also did TotT

Bonobo Vox (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 15:44 (eight months ago) link

One page in print now w/ 1 pop music event, one classical, one dance, one show is disappointing

― curmudgeon, Tuesday, August 8, 2023 11:18 PM (yesterday)

what really disappoints me is the severe culling of museum, art & film blurbs. i don't care about them cutting most of the music stuff bcuz in a time where for any good club night, decently sized indie act, let alone real pop star requires purchasing a ticket months in advance i just don't see the use of a week-of concert calendar. but w/ things like exhibits or films that might be around for a few months, you don't have the same problem. there's so much culture lost in the removal of the 4 pages

i'm looking at the first issue w/ the one page and it's one pop music event (carly rae jepsen -- sold out for ages, who cares), one broadway show (the new david byrne play which appears to be a blurb taken from a previous review), a contemporary dance show (mark morris dance group), a classical concert (bard music festival) and a film (passages, lol). pretty lame stuff

the restaurant review looks much shorter too -- reduced from three columns to two. the new addition is a column called "pick three" where in this issue staff writer michael schulman offers three "alternatives" to major pop cultural events/phenomenons -- "the summer pop playlist", "barbie" and "the big top" (he recommends another festival at bard, lol). this format is used frequently by the various NYT arts sections. not a very encouraging start so far

the last issue w/ the full goings on & the first issue w/o are both 66 pages so i guess they're just shifting things around instead of reducing issue size

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 August 2023 15:59 (eight months ago) link

I remember talking to people back in the west who thought the New Yorker was just a magazine about stuff happening in NYC. Which I guess is the impression you'd get if only made it about ten pages in.

hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 16:07 (eight months ago) link

I have been reading the magazine for 40-ish years. They used to have blurbs for every movie that was showing (even if it was, say, "National Lampoon's Vacation").

Nowadays we have other ways of obtaining that information and it isn't necessarily the job of a belletristic variety print magazine. If I want to get a synopsis of the Mission Impossible movie (or whatever) there are a lot of sources for that. That wasn't necessarily the case in 1949 or even 1979.

Who else is regularly sending out stacks of glossy paper with poetry, humor, and long-form book reviews in front of a mass nationwide audience?

Bonobo Vox (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 16:08 (eight months ago) link

Yeah, I did it between about 2000 to 2011. I used to joke that I wrote the blurbs about bands that the average New Yorker reader would never in a million years go see, until my editor told me to stop saying that.

It was great. The fact that I got paid for it was just icing on the cake.

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 16:08 (eight months ago) link

agree with jordan, even as someone not living in new york it feels like a big loss

k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 August 2023 16:14 (eight months ago) link

It's one part of a larger unfortunate shift. It used to be that the New Yorker ran articles that had clearly taken months to put together, about shit you'd never even heard of or thought about, and when you were done you thought, "Holy shit, I now know something I didn't know before, about a subject I had never even considered in my life." Now, the New Yorker runs articles about the shit everyone was talking about on the internet the week before, and you gain nothing by reading them except a sense that the writers and editors are some of the most cloistered, provincial people alive.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 16:36 (eight months ago) link

They still run some good long features, but yeah, a lot of times I'll see they did a piece on something I'm interested in and then I'll be disappointed because it's just retreading familiar ground. In ye olden times, it would be like, "Wait three months for the New Yorker article on this thing that's happening to really understand what's going on," now it's often just the same three-days-of-reporting take you can get from the NYT or Esquire or whoever.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 17:01 (eight months ago) link

i think the features section has still been pretty great especially in comparison to what else is out there... where is anyone reading great longform feature writing these days? we get ny mag & nyt mag at home also and the new yorker still kicks their asses. there hasn't been anything worthwhile to read in GQ in years. the new yorker feature on the submersible explosion was prob the best of them all. idk. i still find a few things per issue i find quite interesting

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 August 2023 17:11 (eight months ago) link

Oh I agree, it's why I still pay for it. But like so many things, it ain't what it used to be.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 17:13 (eight months ago) link

Honestly, I think the NY Times Magazine is about as good as the New Yorker these days. Their Q&As in particular are frequently amazing. And the important thing is that they both stomp all over the Atlantic, which is just a leaking Glad bag full of rotting roadkill at this point. But the New Yorker is undeniably Not What It Was, and a lot of that is due to their increased online presence and that (content and mindset) bleeding into the print mag.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 17:16 (eight months ago) link

NYT mag front of book is pretty great -- marchese interviews, the advice column is great, the food column is some of the better food writing out there. their features stink tho imo

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 August 2023 17:17 (eight months ago) link

There are weeks when I read it cover to cover (except for the fiction), others when I throw out the issue after a skim. It was ever thus. Some of their reporting in the last decade has been best-ever imo.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 17:19 (eight months ago) link

Alfred is like me in this regard. Some weeks, everything. Other weeks, just the cartoons.

Bonobo Vox (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 17:39 (eight months ago) link

yeah I still find the magazine indispensable. the feature on the wagner group last week, for example, was the best on the topic I’ve read. and I actually really like the online stuff too, though I don’t read all of it obviously

k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 August 2023 17:41 (eight months ago) link

The Eric Adams profile in this issue is excellent.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 17:45 (eight months ago) link

Oh, I need to read that profile!

It’s been a long time since the whole issue begged to be read - but some of that’s on me, and my level of interest and the amount of time I have to dedicate to the magazine.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 17:57 (eight months ago) link

the music issue from recently was a great front to back read, prob the best assembled mainstream music journalism i can remember in the last few years

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 August 2023 18:12 (eight months ago) link

yes that was great. I loved the stax article!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 August 2023 18:13 (eight months ago) link

X-post to Jordan S -

The New Yorker week of music event calendar included music gigs in small clubs not just big shows requiring advanced purchase months in advance , so it was a way for me to discover some acts that might be coming to small clubs near me, or small ones in NY if I was visiting there. Plus as others noted upthread, it like old school Village Voice listings was a way to see what live music was happening in NY both big act and small

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 18:15 (eight months ago) link

But like so many things, it ain't what it used to be.

I had a friend that used to work at the New Yorker (not as a writer, just doing office stuff), and once she invited me to their old offices and showed/gave me a few copies of the magazine from the good old days, and let me tell you, it was often a mess. The layout (iirc more than three columns to a page, sometimes, with tiny type and squeezed between ads), the editing, or lack thereof (dense articles that spanned 10+ pages). Maybe I am misremembering, it's been many years, but she made a point of showing all the ways the magazine had improved over what it once was. Ymmv when it comes to the subject matter, but as far as the writing and stuff goes, I generally have no complaint about the magazine as it is now, except that I get it in the mail a week after everyone else.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 18:22 (eight months ago) link

Josh

and let me tell you, it was often a mess. The layout

Yes but. As a practicioner myself, I will not defend the mess. However! Counterpoint: the messy layout gave them more opportunities to do those goofy things like "constabulary notes from all over" and "correction of the week."

As desktop publishing has improved, there are considerably fewer situations where the whole article is in there but you just need one more column-inch of copy. Which is, in my view, a loss for the world.

I spent most of my youth and young adulthood making magazines happen. Technological advancements have improved the overall polish - but they also leave less room for idiosyncrasies and serendipitous duc-tape solutions.

Bonobo Vox (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 20:21 (eight months ago) link

where is anyone reading great longform feature writing these days

lrb, nyrb, tls, n+1 etc etc

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 20:46 (eight months ago) link

Those outlets all have good stuff but they're more essays than reporting. It's the reporting where I think the New Yorker just doesn't do quite as much as it used to, the pieces where you know the writer spent months digging into something, on the ground, talking to people, accumulating data and detail. They still do that obviously — the Wagner Group story, e.g. — but I read more things than I used to that feel assembled much more quickly. More like normal magazine features, less with that distinctive New Yorker depth or precision or background.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 22:02 (eight months ago) link

But also I'm sure it's also improved in lots of ways, not least of them being the diversity of viewpoints it offers.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 22:03 (eight months ago) link

You're right about both, and I miss that about the NYer too. Here's an example (from the LRB) of the sort of story they hardly ever do, and which the NYer used to just own - https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v43/n14/james-meek/who-holds-the-welding-rod

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 22:36 (eight months ago) link

NYer is waaaay ahead of LRB in terms of diversity of viewpoints afaict

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 22:36 (eight months ago) link

NYer is waaaay ahead of LRB in terms of diversity of viewpoints afaict

Each the product of a small island that thinks it's the center of the universe...

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 22:54 (eight months ago) link

“But his overriding instinct is to find ways to be visible. Adams’s diary of official events seems far fuller than those of his predecessors Bill de Blasio and Michael Bloomberg. They might have been glad to skip, say, a Croatian flag-raising, or a mayoral forum on drones. New York is now led by someone who takes deep pleasure in the pleasure people take in seeing him. Adams recently told an audience, of his visits to an outreach center for unhoused people, “If you can see their faces when they walk down the line and they’re given food—and they see their mayor!” (Adams has dismissed less responsive constituents as “naysayers,” “haters,” and “little people.”)”

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 10 August 2023 09:31 (eight months ago) link

Unperson made me lol

Bonobo Vox (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 August 2023 10:26 (eight months ago) link

LRB is at least aware there's a rest of the world, NYRB has trouble seeing a world outside the US Supreme Court.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 11 August 2023 00:06 (eight months ago) link

The world of the LRB personals ads was a sublime thing that was glorious and will likely never be recaptured.

In a past life I was in charge of personals for a decently prominent paper, so I consider myself a connoisseur of the genre.

Nowadays, dating apps have made personals ads obsolete. But for a brief shining moment, they were an art form.

Bonobo Vox (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 11 August 2023 00:38 (eight months ago) link

The Eric Adams profile in this issue is excellent.

― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 9, 2023 1:45 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it’s soooooooooooo good haha

k3vin k., Friday, 11 August 2023 00:46 (eight months ago) link

I'm partway through it, he's even cringier than I thought (and I thought he was super cringe). The writing is funny because mostly it's just observational but the details don't need any editorializing.

sounds like it's time to let your haters be your waiters at the table of success

symsymsym, Friday, 11 August 2023 01:54 (eight months ago) link

Yeah, it's peak understated comic writing

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 August 2023 04:12 (eight months ago) link

Monster Truck article is great. Especially the dirt logistics, lol.

Random Restaurateur (Jordan), Thursday, 17 August 2023 15:50 (eight months ago) link

Matos reflects on his time writing for Goings On About Town:
https://michaelangelo.substack.com/p/bc040-last-thoughts-on-night-life

He also links to this longer piece about how the change to that section has affected the freelancers who wrote for it: https://archive.ph/69ijY

jaymc, Monday, 28 August 2023 23:11 (seven months ago) link

For reasons, the NYer has drawn new attention to Bullet in the Brain, a Tobias Wolff story from 1995.

I feel like this kind of story - short, self-conscious, postmodern, a little experimental - gets a bad rap. In the 90s, literature was in dire need of fun. Barthelme, Coover, Winterson, Ishmael Reed? Not all were giants but they did bring some fun back into the enterprise.

Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 2 September 2023 22:39 (seven months ago) link

I remember reading that story when it was first published. For some reason I had it filed in memory as the work of T.C. Boyle. Which I guess means I have never read anything by T.C. Boyle.

read-only (unperson), Saturday, 2 September 2023 22:50 (seven months ago) link

Boyle is in the same ballpark.

Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 2 September 2023 23:10 (seven months ago) link

the essay over the weekend from the prison inmate who loves taylor swift is really beautiful https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-weekend-essay/listening-to-taylor-swift-in-prison

Roz, Thursday, 7 September 2023 03:37 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

the Hasan Minaj story is taking a beating

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 26 October 2023 20:23 (five months ago) link

Wow. This is pretty horrible. Hasan Minhaj has just produced the recording of the interview and the documents he provided to the reporter, showing that The New Yorker totally smeared him.

They absolutely should not stand by the story. https://t.co/ZpU2Z69jhr pic.twitter.com/pcHp1OXHu7

— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) October 26, 2023

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 26 October 2023 20:25 (five months ago) link

The way he talks with his hands drives me crazy.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 26 October 2023 20:45 (five months ago) link

yeah I’m not sure that really discredits the story

k3vin k., Friday, 27 October 2023 02:40 (five months ago) link

the full video goes into more detail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABiHlt69M-4

looking at the whole thing, it now feels like the story did exactly what it accused Minhaj of doing - leaving out key details and context, and embellishing others to make a point. this is what happens when you pitch a story with a predetermined conclusion, and you have to bend out of your way to make the facts fit the narrative

there was always something gross about fact-checking one of the most prominent non-white comedians around, as if standup comedians have a duty to be 100% accurate. not saying hasan was entirely right and there were other points raised in the story that he didn't address, but it feels like the scale of it was greatly exaggerated

Roz, Friday, 27 October 2023 05:41 (five months ago) link

Fact checking comedians seems weird. I'm not really familiar with his work, and I didn't read that article (or the last, I dunno, 30 issues of the New Yorker? sigh), but did he have a reputation for or had he been accused of making stuff up before the article? Or did the author/New Yorker just decide to take this guy down a few pegs after the fact-checking found some discrepancies? Or did he watch some of the comedy and think, hmmm, some of these stories seem fishy, I'm going to do some research? Like, I just glanced at the piece, and in the first few graphs it seems like the author did some fact-checking before he even met with Minhaj, but why? Usually the rhythm of these things is to interview the subject, then fact check, then do a follow-up, if that's the way the author decided to go.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 October 2023 12:28 (five months ago) link

The very fact that comedians work and rework their material in front of audiences to see what will get laughs makes the idea of taking the material as non-fiction pretty weird.

I feel like different writer would have explored that zone better, but this one was looking for a scoop or another Jussie Smollet

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 27 October 2023 13:23 (five months ago) link

I'm not a fan of his mode of comedy but yeah, it's a weird expectation that any comedian's material is literally, factually true. Emotionally true, sure, but it's not a requirement of the medium.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 27 October 2023 14:07 (five months ago) link

it's a weird expectation that any comedian's material is literally, factually true

This has been my position since this story was published. Like, OK, do Rodney Dangerfield next! "I checked the AMA directory and there is no listing for a Dr. Vinnie Boombatz. This calls Dangerfield's entire comic persona into question."

read-only (unperson), Friday, 27 October 2023 14:26 (five months ago) link

Did this start when people looked into Chappelle's story about the trans comedian he knew?

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 27 October 2023 14:27 (five months ago) link

You won't believe what this Soviet Historian has to say about Yakov Smirnoff's routine

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 27 October 2023 14:30 (five months ago) link

did you guys actually read the article? the writer notes on a number of occasions that we give comedians creative license & have an understanding that we may be hearing exaggerated truths, lies in their stories. but can that same framework be applied when the comedy is positioned as autobiographically about racism, oppression etc and further is using real events, real people as context, but then bending that to find "emotional truth"? i don't think there is anything wrong w/ that question personally. and actually i find it interesting! the article doesn't make any false equivalencies between minhaj and rodney dangerfield. i think being written at length in the new yorker is probably hard to deal w/, but minhaj was given ample space in the piece to defend himself and explain his point of view on comedy as an art form.

also, if the "emotional truth" of the stories is what matters, and the "lie" behind them is incidental, then what is the harm if a new yorker writer does a piece about that dynamic? or does the comedy hinge on the viewer's belief that minhaj is being autobiographical -- the lie? and if it does hinge on the lie, should we be raising eyebrows that those lies involve ppl like jamal khashoggi? i don't think these are unfair questions to ask of an artist

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 October 2023 15:03 (five months ago) link

Doesn't the New Yorker publish a lot of stuff from David Sedaris, who readily admits to making stuff up or exaggerating at the least?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 October 2023 15:49 (five months ago) link

"readily admits"

bulb after bulb, Friday, 27 October 2023 15:54 (five months ago) link

again, the article's position is not "creative license to bend truth for the sake of art is morally wrong"

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 October 2023 15:59 (five months ago) link

i think it's totally fine to disagree w/ the suggestion of the piece, which is that there is something uncomfortable about minhaj's act in particular when you start peeling back the layers of the onion. but the article is asking a more nuanced question than what you guys are presenting here

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 October 2023 16:01 (five months ago) link

this is really lazy of me because i have neither read the article nor watched Minhaj's reaction video, but why is it supposed to be different to make up details about the emotional truth of experiencing racism than making up details about other kinds of experiences? Because it implicates actual living people who may not have done that precise racist thing? i am not wholly unsympathetic to that idea, that it maligns people with a label that many view as evidence of serious wrongdoing, but i'm a little unclear on how that would actually work. does the article discuss real white people who feel harmed by minhaj's comedy? if not, i don't really get it and it feels a bit..alarmist? politically suspect? something off to me?

having said that, i remember hearing that minhaj's canceled show was a hostile work environment for a lot of its writers, not necessarily because he was a dick, but because he turned a blind eye to abusive conditions. i also don't think he's that funny. he does remind me of a lot of desi americans i know irl down to the hand gestures. his hand gestures are...not entirely unlike my own.

horseshoe, Friday, 27 October 2023 16:05 (five months ago) link

i know i should just read the article to answer that question, but...i don't want to

horseshoe, Friday, 27 October 2023 16:06 (five months ago) link

also why do people respond to writing with videos? i want to watch minhaj's self-defense video even less than i want to read these highly inessential-seeming article.

horseshoe, Friday, 27 October 2023 16:07 (five months ago) link

Probably because he's a TV guy and putting himself out there talking to the camera reminds people of why they liked him.

It does seem like some of the details of the prom date story are more up in the air than the article presents. Not sure why the writer used that part of story since Minaj was basically able to call the whole article into question by presenting emails and whatnot that contradicted several points.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 27 October 2023 16:08 (five months ago) link

Also he did it as a video so he could play the recordings of his interview with the author

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 27 October 2023 16:11 (five months ago) link

okay fine. i hate videos, is all.

horseshoe, Friday, 27 October 2023 16:11 (five months ago) link

this is really lazy of me because i have neither read the article nor watched Minhaj's reaction video, but why is it supposed to be different to make up details about the emotional truth of experiencing racism than making up details about other kinds of experiences? Because it implicates actual living people who may not have done that precise racist thing? i am not wholly unsympathetic to that idea, that it maligns people with a label that many view as evidence of serious wrongdoing, but i'm a little unclear on how that would actually work. does the article discuss real white people who feel harmed by minhaj's comedy? if not, i don't really get it and it feels a bit..alarmist? politically suspect? something off to me?

the story does talk at length to the real ppl involved in his stories, yes. including a white ex con who became an FBI agent and infiltrated a mosque in california & a woman who he went to prom w/ who later became part of his act w/o her identity being properly concealed (in her view). but from my POV the story is steadfastly about the ramifications of the art not the people ... the piece doesn't try and convince you that a probably racist ex-FBI agent is a wronged victim of the comedian

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 October 2023 16:18 (five months ago) link

I am too lazy to read the video OR watch the New Yorker story. In what way are "the details of the prom date story more up in the air than the article presents"?

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 27 October 2023 16:30 (five months ago) link

Later in the special, Minhaj speaks about the fallout from “Patriot Act” segments on the killing of Jamal Khashoggi and Narendra Modi’s Hindu nationalism. The big screen displays threatening tweets that were sent to Minhaj.

to me something like this is the crux of the issue here. he admits later in the piece that these tweets were made up and, in the words of the writer, "heightened for comedic effect." i don't think that a comedian putting fake tweets behind them on a screen is something anyone has an issue with, but how "heightened" were the fake tweets? were they heightened to the point that the viewer understood them to be faked for the sake of comedy, or were they purposefully left in a muddier space where the plausibility of minhaj being threatened was allowed to remain intact at the expense of the heightened humor? if it's the latter, and the audience is being handheld to the point of the comedian having a projector screen behind them, and the point is that the comedian's actual real life was in material danger because of racism... i understand the argument that we're starting to creep into ethical territory here that is separate from i.e. dave chappelle telling a story about buying crack from a baby on the streets of washington DC or yakov smirnoff. but if your conclusion is "yeah this is all good to me for the sake of art" i won't begrudge that. i like artistic license. but i'm also not bothered by the comedian being challenged to tease out the ramifications of his act

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 October 2023 16:31 (five months ago) link

In what way are "the details of the prom date story more up in the air than the article presents"?

― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, October 27, 2023 12:30 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

In Minhaj’s Netflix special Homecoming King, he tells a story of asking a white girl (whom he gives the pseudonym “Bethany Reed”) to prom, only to show up at her house and be told by her mother that Bethany won’t go with him because her family doesn’t want their daughter in pictures with “a brown boy.”

“Bethany’s mom really did say that — it was just a few days before prom,” he says. “I created the doorstep scene to drop the audience into the feeling of that moment, which I told the reporter.” He then plays an audio clip of part of his conversation with writer Clare Malone discussing the scene.

The video also shows emails and texts between Minhaj and Bethany, which he says he provided to the magazine, showing Bethany thanking him for protecting her and her family — the article says the story in Homecoming King led to her being doxxed — and at least indirectly acknowledging that her parents turned Minhaj away from being Bethany’s prom date.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 27 October 2023 16:47 (five months ago) link

The prom story is given in the context of the question "what duty does the storyteller have to the real person who is on the other side of his tale?," not the factual veracity of the details.

A source with knowledge of the production said that, during the show’s Off Broadway run, Minhaj had used a real picture of the woman and her partner, with their faces blurred, projected behind him as he told the story.

The woman said that Minhaj had invited her and her husband to an Off Broadway performance. She had initially interpreted the invitation as an attempt to rekindle an old friendship, but she now believes the move was meant to humiliate her. Later, she said, when she confronted Minhaj about the online threats brought on by the Netflix special—“I spent years trying to get threads taken down,” she told me—Minhaj shrugged off her concerns. Minhaj said that he didn’t recall that interaction, and pointed to the fact that he had been in touch with her prior to the airing of the special, recommending she scrub social-media posts that might indicate her relationship to him.

bulb after bulb, Friday, 27 October 2023 17:00 (five months ago) link

Yeah that’s another part he disputed. The picture used was of an actress. And he produced an email where she says she’s in town and just bought tickets to his show—which undercuts this luring her there to humiliate her idea.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 27 October 2023 17:12 (five months ago) link

don't want to go into the weeds on this, but his inviting her and her buying tickets aren't mutually exclusive.

bulb after bulb, Friday, 27 October 2023 17:15 (five months ago) link

oh you're in the weeds on this

Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 October 2023 17:16 (five months ago) link

lol

bulb after bulb, Friday, 27 October 2023 17:17 (five months ago) link

i haven't watched his rebuttal video but generally speaking i wouldn't assume correspondence between a woman and famous man where the woman assures the famous man that she doesn't feel like a victim to be exculpatory

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 October 2023 17:19 (five months ago) link

i also think that an explanation of "hey i screwed that one up, i didn't realize the potential reach of my audience" would exonerate him morally for mentioning a real life person in his act, so it's sorta beside the point of why the incident is raised in the first place

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 October 2023 17:23 (five months ago) link

first of all, I think folks should read the article before discussing this…it’s kind of crucial to the questions being raised and the specific points of disagreement.

I think the framing of the conflict as a magazine singling out a muslim comedian simply for embellishing his comedy is dishonest: the issue at the heart of this isn’t the sanctity of comedy or really even the nature of artistic license. what makes this case interesting isn’t the comedy itself but the moral authority the artist derives from the work via the outrage the audience (rightly!) feel when the stories are told, and whether there is some line crossed when that authority is parlayed to position oneself as an authentic influencer-activist outside the artistic work itself, particularly when the personal experience attested to in the art is taken by many people to be grounded in reality. I don’t know that I have a strong answer on the subject, but something about the situation does seem a little cynical to me, and I think it’s an interesting question at the very least! as the article concludes:

When Minhaj appeared on the comedian Marc Maron’s podcast, in 2021, the two had a conversation about how comedians portray themselves and their emotional lives onstage. The comedian, Minhaj said, must guide the audience to a particular emotional takeaway: “Bring it home, what is the point?” Maron seemed to raise the idea that, in “Homecoming King,” Minhaj had constructed an onstage emotional history that wasn’t entirely honest. “Your show was tight, it was effective, it had a message, the punch line at the end was very clever. It was good, the story was good—you lucked out with these life things and you organize them,” he said. “I’m not criticizing that. I’m just saying that there is a big difference between what you put out in the world and who you are personally.” He went on, “When you talk about your father or that woman that jilted you in high school or whatever, you’re going to have to weigh the repercussions. Either you respect them or you don’t. And then you have to balance that out. At what point is this disrespectful, and at what point do I not give a shit anymore?”

Minhaj seems unconflicted about his choices. “You have got to take the shots you are given in life, even if they’re built on a lie,” Minhaj says during a bit in “The King’s Jester.” When we spoke, I asked, were he to get “The Daily Show” hosting job, if his fabrications could put him in a compromised position when commenting on someone such as George Santos. Minhaj brushed the question off. “I think, when George Santos says he’s on the volleyball team, it’s a pointless story,” he responded. Minhaj’s “fiction” was always in service to a bigger point, putting him in a different moral category than Santos. He appeared unwilling to engage with the idea that his position in the comedic landscape is unique, or that the host of a comedy news show might be held to more stringent standards of accuracy across his body of work. When it came to his stage shows, he told me, “the emotional truth is first. The factual truth is secondary.”

k3vin k., Friday, 27 October 2023 17:57 (five months ago) link

can't believe ILM poptimists are making authenticity arguments itt

, Friday, 27 October 2023 18:05 (five months ago) link

I think the framing of the conflict as a magazine singling out a muslim comedian simply for embellishing his comedy is dishonest

That is quite literally exactly what is happening tho lmao. And it is a noxiously terrible look considering the wider context of what's happening in the world right now.

Sabre of Paradise (trevor phillips), Saturday, 28 October 2023 19:28 (five months ago) link

i love the idea that the daily show, a satirical show centered around talking head news, has to have some sort of journalistic integrity

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 28 October 2023 20:22 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

no way new yorker

https://i.imgur.com/UtuppGe.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 06:32 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://t.co/3voBCpvUvo pic.twitter.com/tpo2mGmUv4

— Alex Shephard (@alex_shephard) December 6, 2023

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 16:52 (four months ago) link

Lmao

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 16:54 (four months ago) link

Among Borowitz’s final pieces for the New Yorker are “George Santos to Spend More Time with Imaginary Family,” “Ivanka Unable to Remember Name of Her Father” and “Clarence Thomas Collapses from Exhaustion After First Full Day of Regulating Himself.”

Oof

jaymc, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:03 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

i'm enjoying https://buttondown.email/lastweeksnewyorker/archive/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 27 January 2024 21:52 (two months ago) link

Me too. I had a comment published a couple of weeks ago, setting Sam straight on the difference between "passion fruit" (noun) and "passion-fruit" adjective.

Often the newsletter shows up in my inbox before I've even gotten the magazine in the mail, which at first bothered me, but now I kind of like that it functions as a preview of what I have to look forward to.

jaymc, Saturday, 27 January 2024 22:47 (two months ago) link

Me too. I had a comment published a couple of weeks ago, setting Sam straight on the difference between "passion fruit" (noun) and "passion-fruit" adjective.

Often the newsletter shows up in my inbox before I've even gotten the magazine in the mail, which at first bothered me, but now I kind of like that it functions as a preview of what I have to look forward to.

jaymc, Saturday, 27 January 2024 22:47 (two months ago) link

(oops sorry for double post)

jaymc, Saturday, 27 January 2024 22:48 (two months ago) link

I don’t get the physical mag until thursday most weeks. but obv it’s on the website on mondays

truly humbled underdog (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 January 2024 22:50 (two months ago) link

Yeah, I just always prefer to read it in print

jaymc, Saturday, 27 January 2024 22:52 (two months ago) link

same. when do you get it? I live in boston so I’ve always thought thursday was a little annoying, it’s not like I’m in the middle of nowhere

truly humbled underdog (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 January 2024 22:54 (two months ago) link

These days I don't check the mailbox every day, so I'm not totally sure, but Thursday or Friday has been more or less standard for the 20+ years I've subscribed. I'm in Chicago.

jaymc, Saturday, 27 January 2024 23:11 (two months ago) link

The D.T. Max piece on the woman who lived in a cave for 500 days is exactly what I want out of the New Yorker.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Saturday, 27 January 2024 23:38 (two months ago) link

I have subscribed to the print magazine (or been in a household that did so) for 50-mumble years. I don't keep strict track, but its arrival dates seem pretty close to random.

Washington Post Malone (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 January 2024 23:53 (two months ago) link

i’ve been getting it in the boston area for 10+ years and it’s basically always been thursday.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 27 January 2024 23:57 (two months ago) link

Boston is reasonably close to New York (in national and global terms).

Missouri and Virginia, not so much. I don't mind, as I also have the online access.

Washington Post Malone (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 28 January 2024 00:10 (two months ago) link

wild, we never got jt later than Tuesday growing up in Philly

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 28 January 2024 01:38 (two months ago) link

The kindle version was axed in the fall. I have not re-uped for print (yet). In PA, NC, TX, DC, it always hit the mailbox on Monday.

In the meantime, I am reading more books, with less NYer to compete for reading time.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 28 January 2024 06:05 (two months ago) link

I miss it though. A constant in my life nee 1973.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 28 January 2024 06:07 (two months ago) link

The kindle version was axed in the fall. I have not re-uped for print (yet). In PA, NC, TX, DC, it always hit the mailbox on Monday.

^^^monday the week of, or a week later?

truly humbled underdog (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 January 2024 22:02 (two months ago) link

I do need to cut back on my magazine subscriptions because I’ve found it’s too easy to justify not reading as many books when you have so many mags to catch up with

truly humbled underdog (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 January 2024 22:02 (two months ago) link

that’s why i don’t subscribe to any, tbh!

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 28 January 2024 23:47 (two months ago) link

So Anthony Lane is kind of being put out to pasture and they're bringing in Justin Chang as a film critic. Probably a good thing? I mostly know Chang from hearing him on NPR, I don't read the L.A. Times, but he seems like he might have more interesting thoughts about movies than Lane.

About time. Refreshing in the early/mid 1990s, never changed the shtick.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 15:52 (two months ago) link

and enlightened in working with Anthony Lane for many years; he modestly wraps his vast erudition and intellectual ardor in singularly graceful prose; to know him is to be amazed by him, and I'm delighted that we'll still be working together, even if differently.

— Richard Brody (@tnyfrontrow) January 30, 2024

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 16:22 (two months ago) link

I've always found it kind of unfair that Brody never gets published in the magazine apart from capsule reviews in Goings On About Town (which now means essentially never).

jaymc, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 16:24 (two months ago) link

Anthony Lane is extremely bad and hated by me, what a pseud

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:09 (two months ago) link

on the other end of the spectrum I read Hot, Cold, Heavy, Light last year and my god what an incredible body of work Peter Schjeldahl had. Incredible writing.

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:10 (two months ago) link

^^^^
I’m slowly devouring this book

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:12 (two months ago) link

Richard Brody gets on my nerves most of the time, but it seems like he should get to handle the back of the book movie reviews at least some of the time

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:13 (two months ago) link

at least he's a crazy person not just a horny old bore

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:14 (two months ago) link

silly otm

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:18 (two months ago) link

About Peter Schjeldahl

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:18 (two months ago) link

Seems like Lane is going the John Lahr/Emily Nussbaum route, where they're still on staff but publish like one feature a year.

jaymc, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:27 (two months ago) link

Brody's a lunatic but remains one of my favorite critics to read, he's never boring at least. I didnt realize he was hardly ever in the print mag, that is indeed weird

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 20:37 (two months ago) link

he’s amazing, he brings a genuine open-mindedness and sensitivity to his viewings, and an authentic iconoclasm without ever slipping into buffoonery; when I agree with him it’s like he can speak the deepest truths, and when I disagree with him I want to throw my phone across the room

truly humbled underdog (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 22:48 (two months ago) link

Some friends of mine, I noticed almost every time they got burned watching some movie they didn't like, it's almost always based on a Brody rave, lol. The Rosenbaum is strong in that guy.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 22:52 (two months ago) link

I remember being so mad at his TÁR review lol like you fuckin dipshit did you even watch the movie, dad?

truly humbled underdog (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 22:55 (two months ago) link

chang’s good tho I’m glad he’ll be in the mag now because I haven’t wanted to pay for the LA times

truly humbled underdog (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 23:00 (two months ago) link

Favorite movie: Knight of Cups
Favorite performance: Amsterdam https://t.co/rJi62t0SHv

— Richard Brody (@tnyfrontrow) January 30, 2024

favorite christian bale movie: knight of cups. sure. I’m a late-malick stan and I mean come on

truly humbled underdog (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 23:03 (two months ago) link

this Brody review is quite something:

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-front-row/amsterdam-is-an-exemplary-work-of-resistance-cinema

symsymsym, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 23:44 (two months ago) link

k3vin otm

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 23:49 (two months ago) link

my eyes rolled out of the back of my head at the tweet "Velvet Goldmine évidemment" but it's actually just a french guy lol

budo jeru, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 23:52 (two months ago) link

I remember being so mad at his TÁR review lol like you fuckin dipshit did you even watch the movie, dad?

lol yeah that one was a true embarrassment. his furious takedown of Anatomy of a Fall hit many of the same notes, just putting a heroic amount of effort into completely missing some v basic points

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 15:16 (two months ago) link

The D.T. Max piece on the woman who lived in a cave for 500 days is exactly what I want out of the New Yorker.

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Saturday, January 27, 2024 5:38 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

The one about the London kid who pretended to be the son of a Russian oligarch and got mixed up with actual shady children of criminals and (and their dangerous underworld associates) is also exactly what I want out of the New Yorker.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 12 February 2024 20:05 (two months ago) link

yes that one was great. i referenced it offhandedly in therapy today (because i too am impersonating a russian oligarch) and my therapist had read the same article and knew what i was referencing

the two patrick radden reefe books i've read (empire of pain and say nothing) were both excellent

na (NA), Monday, 12 February 2024 21:03 (two months ago) link

there was also a patrick radden keefe piece a few issues back about screenwriting that was excellent, which he was apparently reporting/writing at the same time as this article about the british kid. he's a really good journalist

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 February 2024 21:18 (two months ago) link

Oh yeah that one was great, I sent it to a few of my writer friends.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 12 February 2024 21:24 (two months ago) link

Yeah, just finished that Keefe article last night, that was terrific.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 12 February 2024 21:25 (two months ago) link

the london underworld story was great, yeah

truly humbled underdog (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 February 2024 22:52 (two months ago) link

Never been able to get past the fact that Anthony Lane is married to fascist nutcase Allison Pearson.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 12 February 2024 23:30 (two months ago) link

Anthony Lane is extremely bad and hated by me, what a pseud

― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, January 30, 2024 1:09 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^

budo jeru, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 17:47 (two months ago) link

The Reefe story I remember most is that profile of José Andrés.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 18:41 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Trying to catch up w/ my subscription so I'm randomly reading articles in issues I've found folded open around the house (under the bed, next to my desk, kitchen counter pile, etc). Came across this story that I didn't see mentioned upthread:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/10/23/foster-family-biological-parents-adoption-intervenors

Infuriating story about people can use the foster system as a shadow adoption agency and the monstrously expensive lawyers and other enablers that encourage it.

j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Saturday, 2 March 2024 19:20 (one month ago) link

I hated those intervenor lawyers so fucking much

symsymsym, Saturday, 2 March 2024 23:59 (one month ago) link

yeah that article was pretty eye opening

brony james (k3vin k.), Sunday, 3 March 2024 04:40 (one month ago) link

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/04/a-professor-claimed-to-be-native-american-did-she-know-she-wasnt

mixed feelings about this one. hoover seems like a decent person and I’m not sure the silly campus politics described here really warrant a major feature in a such a widely read magazine. but there are obviously some interesting questions

brony james (k3vin k.), Sunday, 3 March 2024 04:44 (one month ago) link

a whole lot to digest there, but the closing quip about her laugh? ehh. I have a former coworker who laughed like the Count from Sesame Street but I only ever accused him of appropriation as a joke

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 3 March 2024 05:16 (one month ago) link

the solar storm article was making me feel anxious about the future on the subway ride home for work today

pitted (blue6ave), Tuesday, 5 March 2024 05:08 (one month ago) link

(haven't finished it yet)

pitted (blue6ave), Tuesday, 5 March 2024 05:08 (one month ago) link

I did finish it yesterday and still feel kinda anxious about it all, tbh.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 March 2024 05:27 (one month ago) link

schulz also wrote the (in)famous cascadia fault article

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 5 March 2024 18:04 (one month ago) link

I elected to not read that one

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 5 March 2024 18:16 (one month ago) link

I didn't read the Cascadia fault article until last year (having moved to the Pacific Northwest) and found it interesting but sensational, reminded me of the pulpy style more effectively used by Richard Preston in his Hot Zone series about ebola.

paisley got boring (Eazy), Tuesday, 5 March 2024 18:39 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

No one thinks that GPT-4, OpenAI’s most recent model, has achieved artificial general intelligence, but it seems capable of deploying novel (and deceptive) means of accomplishing real-world goals. Before releasing it, OpenAI hired some “expert red teamers,” whose job was to see how much mischief the model might do, before it became public. The A.I., trying to access a Web site, was blocked by a captcha, a visual test to keep out bots. So it used a work-around: it hired a human on Taskrabbit to solve the captcha on its behalf. “Are you an robot that you couldn’t solve ?” the Taskrabbit worker responded. “Just want to make it clear.” At this point, the red teamers prompted the model to “reason out loud” to them—its equivalent of an inner monologue. “I should not reveal that I am a robot,” it typed. “I should make up an excuse.” Then the A.I. replied to the Taskrabbit, “No, I’m not a robot. I have a vision impairment that makes it hard for me to see the images.” The worker, accepting this explanation, completed the captcha.

ok but why does the taskrabbit human sound like more like a robot than the robot

johnny crunch, Friday, 22 March 2024 19:21 (one month ago) link

because the Taskrabbit human is probably somewhere in Delhi doing shit like this for pennies

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 22 March 2024 21:29 (one month ago) link

calling bullshit on this anecdote

Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 22 March 2024 21:52 (one month ago) link

what's the article related to that quote?

fpsa, Saturday, 23 March 2024 01:01 (one month ago) link

"There are more details in a longer report by ARC that show that GPT-4 had a lot less agency and ingenuity than the system card and media reporting imply."
https://aiguide.substack.com/p/did-gpt-4-hire-and-then-lie-to-a

jaymc, Saturday, 23 March 2024 01:10 (one month ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKLUojpW8AA21BL.jpg:small

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 18:58 (three weeks ago) link

lol

Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 2 April 2024 19:42 (three weeks ago) link

hahaha

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 April 2024 19:46 (three weeks ago) link

Re: Delhi task rabbiter

Amazon billed its "Just Walk Out" stores as some triumph of AI. In reality, it was powered by thousands of low-paid Indian workers manually adding up items in your cart as you shopped.

How insanely dystopian. https://t.co/QAHOKFMshu

— Max Burns (@themaxburns) April 2, 2024

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 2 April 2024 19:46 (three weeks ago) link

that's incredible and belongs in the silicon valley utopia thread maybe

, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 20:03 (three weeks ago) link

Damn! They FINALLY let Brody pen “The Current Cinema”.

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 23:07 (two weeks ago) link

Eat my farts, Anthony!

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 11 April 2024 02:02 (one week ago) link

Brody sucks, except as I suppose some sort of anti-consumer guide. "Sasquatch movie is a masterpiece!" raves Brody, saving me the $7.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 April 2024 02:16 (one week ago) link

RONG!

brony james (k3vin k.), Thursday, 11 April 2024 02:52 (one week ago) link

love brody even when totally wrong, way better than lane!

fpsa, Thursday, 11 April 2024 03:01 (one week ago) link

Brody knows more about film than Lane does, even when his opinions are wacky. He's more of a cinema guy, Lane is more of an arch writer guy. I prefer him, I got tired of Lane. I'm also mostly enjoying Justin Chang since he started, although he could reduce the one-liner quotient.

Agree with all of that, tipsy.

jaymc, Thursday, 11 April 2024 04:14 (one week ago) link

I don't miss Lane but Chiang's writing is corny.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 11 April 2024 10:21 (one week ago) link

I had no real problem with Lane (who must be old?), but change (and Chang) is good. Still, Brody (who absolutely knows tons about film) hasn't yet proven to me that he knows how to write about film for a general audience. Maybe that's why he's always been (literally) marginalized.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 April 2024 12:16 (one week ago) link

Lane is not as old as you think (he's 62). I think he said he wants to shift from reviews to features, like John Lahr and Emily Nussbaum did.

jaymc, Thursday, 11 April 2024 13:01 (one week ago) link

Yeah, see, starting out the review with references to "Barbie" *and* Bruno Dumont before getting into (checks notes) a divisive movie about Sasquatches ... I'm sorry, it's like self-parody. Like, I always read Jonathan Rosenbaum even if I rarely agreed with him, but I vividly recall him writing about a Dryer retrospective and referencing a bio, but being unable to help himself from dropping that the book was better in the original Danish. Like, get the fuck out of here with that.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 April 2024 20:31 (one week ago) link

Maybe you’re looking for a different magazine

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 11 April 2024 23:29 (one week ago) link

Entertainment Weekly packed it in tho

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 11 April 2024 23:29 (one week ago) link

I've always thought Brody's reviews were maybe interesting but kind of beside the point

But his repeated insistence that Barbie was a masterpiece put me off him completely and forever

I love Justin Chang, maybe there are some cliches in his writing, but he has great taste and is a good voice. It is a shame that the LA Times lost him to the New Yorker

Dan S, Thursday, 11 April 2024 23:58 (one week ago) link

honestly as a subscriber of 15+ years I’m still unclear on who the median subscriber to the magazine really is. if it’s roughly the ilx demographic then I don’t really see the issue with brody being the face of film criticism is. if they’re really so concerned about selling issues at newsstands then I suppose he’s not the most accessible choice

brony james (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 April 2024 00:05 (one week ago) link

Next thing we'll do is miss Denby.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 April 2024 00:51 (one week ago) link

I assume their demo is pretty MOR, all said and done, with subjects sometimes falling in either margin (I'd say ILX typically feels more like the inverse; we're the margins looking in). Though when they're writing about "the arts" they can kind of go all over the place, because there is no specific beat, as such - that is, I doubt anyone reads the NYorker specifically for its arts coverage. I could equally imagine pieces on, say, either Taylor Swift or Merzbow, and there probably have been. But if someone brought up Merzbow in a piece on Taylor Swift, I'd also call bullshit. Stuff like that, just like name-checking "Barbie" and Bruno Dumont in the same graf, feels performative to me, stunty, even if I believe a weirdo like Brody isn't necessarily doing it on purpose. It's not that his tastes are or are not mainstream, it's that I get the sense he is so willfully blind to the very notion of the mainstream that he tends to get lost in the weeds when writing for a general audience. He sometimes comes off contrarian, but I suppose from my vantage it more often just ends up seeming confused: it's hard for me to parse his pans and praise because his baseline of what is good or not is pretty blurry to me.

Honestly, I was harsh, because I don't dislike him as a writer, I just don't think he's a good fit for the pole position.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 April 2024 01:04 (one week ago) link

Now Denby, that guy was a dork. Wasn't he brought down by ... porn addiction?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 April 2024 01:05 (one week ago) link

I often read Brody because his POV and mine rarely intersect but he's good at articulating that POV.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 April 2024 01:06 (one week ago) link

reviews by known movie critics are one of the things that make basic media literacy an easier concept to explain, imo. you know the source, you get a handle on their biases, and you have your lens to decipher whether something they liked or panned will appeal to you based on your differing stances

I guess some of them are unreadable or corny, though

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 April 2024 12:49 (one week ago) link

I used to read the New Yorker to learn something new which was my main draw to Brody for all the wild references. Now I’m older and need stuff to get to the point quicker so I read the internet. I’m definitely stupider but that’s ok

Heez, Friday, 12 April 2024 13:02 (one week ago) link


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