http://youtu.be/GQQMLE4FuIQ
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Monday, February 15, 2016 6:27 AM (5 hours ago)
is it time to start the " " " " 8 shit talk thread
― Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Monday, February 15, 2016 6:33 AM (5 hours ago)
Benicio Del Toro, Laura Dern and Kelly Marie Tran now onboard for XIII
― Darin, Monday, February 15, 2016 12:13 PM (1 minute ago)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 February 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link
First! Err...second. Laura Dern?!? And Del Toro, too? Weird casting. Let's see...
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 15 February 2016 20:27 (eight years ago) link
I'm sure I said this somewhere else but IMO the Rian Johnson film to watch to get an idea of how he's going to handle an ensemble is The Brothers Bloom.
― Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Monday, 15 February 2016 20:42 (eight years ago) link
https://49.media.tumblr.com/19a4d753e7a25420926090048e9de4ea/tumblr_o2lhsnjwk11v3nwxso2_r2_540.gifhttps://49.media.tumblr.com/258af8707e9050c1ebc0ea1021438edb/tumblr_o2lhsnjwk11v3nwxso4_r4_540.gif
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Monday, 15 February 2016 22:57 (eight years ago) link
The lighting on this looks bad?
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Monday, 15 February 2016 22:59 (eight years ago) link
"production announcement" is a teaser-for-a-trailer too far wtf
― qualx, Monday, 15 February 2016 23:47 (eight years ago) link
I like The Brothers Bloom!
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 00:43 (eight years ago) link
The Brothers Bloom? Oh no.
― Taking dumps on a person's car is something children do (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 06:18 (eight years ago) link
I'd imagine it was impossible to get much more than the very basics for shooting on to skellig so those shots are gonna look different, presumably they can fix whatever after the fact
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 08:32 (eight years ago) link
I don't think either Brothers Bloom or Looper was a masterpiece, but they both had lots to like. And the Breaking Bad episode Rian Johnson directed where Walt and Jesse try to catch the fly in the lab was one of the best in the whole series. He's definitely a more interesting director visually than Abrams.
Interesting that Johnson is also writing the screenplay, though obviously it will a committee job, even if it's only his name in the credits. All of his previous works that I've seen have been about relations between men and masculinity (surrogate father/surrogate son, big brother/little brother, etc), so we'll see how he manages a movie with a female protagonist. I do hope Episode 8 will develop the Leia/Rey relationship also; there are so many works of fiction about a plucky younger woman being taught by a older mentor man, and I guess that's where the next movie is heading also based on Ep. 7's ending, but I'd like to see more than that.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 09:12 (eight years ago) link
extrapolating from films to Star Wars seems weird
(not entirely being snarky -- what does Eye of the Needle or The Luck of Ginger Coffey have to do with ROTJ or ESB?)
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 12:42 (eight years ago) link
I wouldn't have extrapolated as much if I hadn't learned Johnson has also written the script. Even if he almost definitely did it based on a pre-existing plot outline, it still means he has more control over the story and the characters than the directors of ROTJ and ESB had.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 12:46 (eight years ago) link
It sounds very much like episode 8 was bafflingly meant to shift focus away from Rey until fan reaction spurred a relatively recent spate of rewrites.
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 13:17 (eight years ago) link
Interesting... Where'd you get that info?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 13:17 (eight years ago) link
I thought it was reasonably common knowledge?
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 13:21 (eight years ago) link
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Why-Star-Wars-Episode-8-May-Undergoing-Rewrite-106667.html
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 13:21 (eight years ago) link
From that information I wouldn't say it read as "shifting focus away from Rey" as much as our main characters having to share more screen time with others. But Rey (and Finn) worked better than anything else in Ep 7 so they now go all in on them (if that rumor is correct).
― abcfsk, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 13:26 (eight years ago) link
I guess less "shifting focus away" and more shifting focus towards new characters. New characters are fine and essential but they have a nice core cast to work from so it would be a shame if they lost focus on that.
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 13:31 (eight years ago) link
Sure, but it's odd to assume that more time for new characters was shifting focus away from Rey specifically?
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 13:45 (eight years ago) link
― qualx, Monday, February 15, 2016 6:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Meh, production companies have been taking out full-page ads in Variety for decades announcing the beginning/end of principal photography on whatever project, it's the internet age, etc.
― T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 13:56 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cbl_t4bUAAAc0ue.jpg:large
― how's life, Friday, 19 February 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link
those clips above, aren't they from the end of VII or new shots?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 February 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link
gary!!! xp
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 19 February 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZ1bccLUsAEuDBJ.jpg
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Saturday, 20 February 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link
Apparently those new shots were grabbed late last year by Rian Johnson on a return to the island. So it looks at if VIII will pick up immediately where TFA left off, which will be a first for the franchise.
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Saturday, 20 February 2016 21:44 (eight years ago) link
new hammill footage:http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 20 February 2016 22:11 (eight years ago) link
AHHH the Force!
― Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Saturday, 20 February 2016 23:10 (eight years ago) link
So apparently Episode VIII is partly about Draculas driving Ferraris or . . . ?
http://io9.gizmodo.com/see-the-first-photos-of-brand-new-aliens-and-ships-in-s-1764781664
― T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Monday, 14 March 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link
I don't know what that mouth of sauron guy is about, looks ridiculousBTW I'm going to be a little annoyed if we go this whole trilogy without any twi'leks, togrutas or more than one wookiee.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 14 March 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link
Who would win in a fight, Draculas or Jedis?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 March 2016 20:22 (eight years ago) link
You'd be surprised how much of that type of thing gets covered in the Clone Wars cartoon
― El Tomboto, Monday, 14 March 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link
I'd vote Draculas, because they can turn into bats, control wolves, and can't be killed by anything but sunlight and a stake through the heart. Hmm, would a lightsaber killer a Dracula through the heart? Would a Jedi even know how to do that, seeing as they exist outside of any Judeo-Christian religious stuff? I guess they could read a Dracula's mind, but I bet Draculas are pretty good at clouding their intentions.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 March 2016 20:32 (eight years ago) link
Jedis are remarkably good at figuring out how to kill new and exotic things, so they'd figure it out, and I'm willing to bet a lightsaber would not only kill a vampire, but also do whatever else fire does to vampires.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 14 March 2016 20:48 (eight years ago) link
Jedi can use the force, which flows in all living things.
_LIVING_ things.
Dracula is master of the undead. Force-choking (or any force attacks) would not work on Dracula nor most of the denizens of his castle. The life force is essential to a Jedi so in the realm of undead things The Force would perhaps have no effect. Important to remember that vampires, skeletons, and other undead are not truly alive but only given that appearance (animated if you will) by dark powers.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 14 March 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link
lightsaber vs vampire just makes me think of buffy pulling out the rocket launcher ("that was then; this is now")
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Monday, 14 March 2016 21:01 (eight years ago) link
What if Dracula was fighting a Force Ghost?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 March 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link
wait, does force-choking work because the person being choked is a living thing? i always figured it was just straight up telekinesis. i mean, the rocks and crates and things they throw around aren't living.
anyway, the dark animating powers might also be a kind of living things. like we perceive them as dead/undead but cosmically, force-wise, this may be a kind of life.
― van damme death warrant (Doctor Casino), Monday, 14 March 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link
yeah i guess lightsabers aren't living things either and they can move them at will. so they probably just have regular telekinesis. still i don't think a Jedi could force choke someone, like it is impossible to do if they have followed the training.
then again Dracula probably doesn't need to breathe, hence the tendency to sleep in a closed coffin.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 14 March 2016 21:22 (eight years ago) link
yeah agreed with all that. basically though dracula has a huge disadvantage in terms of ranged attacks. jedis are definitely capable of hurling rocks or random machinery at you; usually they're fighting people who can mount at least some kind of counterattack at a distance (blasters). at best dracula has defensive moves like turning into mist.
― van damme death warrant (Doctor Casino), Monday, 14 March 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link
he can turn to mist he can also turn into a bat or rat and flee or evade the incoming hurtling rocks. Jedi outmatch him in offensive capabilities so maybe a single one-on-one fight is tilted in their favor.
however, Jedi appear quite susceptible to Force Clouding (them missing all warning signs throughout the entirety of the prequels) and one of Dracula's main techniques is mind control, so it's probably in Dracula's best interest to use that and plan a sneak attack.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 14 March 2016 21:54 (eight years ago) link
yeah tbf dracula is also definitely a long-term plotter, in the original book. lot of ground work being laid for what will ultimately be tension-free and repetitive pseudo-scenes. he has a lot in common with palpatine really. (obviously not dealing here with the obvious dooku/dracula business.) i still think if it comes down to a one-on-one battle a semi-competent jedi could basically take dracula. the jedis only lost in the prequels because they were shittily written garbage yoda couldn't take palpatine in single combat, and i can't see dracula winning the same fight.
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Monday, 14 March 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link
my sources are telling me that this guy will make a prominent return in VIII
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/b/b6/ArleilSchous.jpg
― Number None, Monday, 14 March 2016 22:01 (eight years ago) link
I don't know, can't Dracula communicate from a distance? Via dreams and stuff? Plus, he can clearly bend people to his will, a la a Jedi. Plus, a Dracula could turn a Jedi into another Dracula, and then you'd have a Jedi Dracula, who would be pretty much unstoppable. Wait, does a Dracula needs to subsist on human blood, or any blood? Sometimes Draculas eat rats and animal blood. The people in Star Wars are just nominally human, but they're really humanoid. We don't know if they're even compatible with a Dracula. But if they were, we might end up with another "Lifeforce." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3VsgXZRGw
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 March 2016 22:04 (eight years ago) link
Er, nsfw.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 March 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link
what the shit is going on here
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 March 2016 22:10 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPfsbGR1Foo
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Monday, 14 March 2016 22:22 (eight years ago) link
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Anzat_(species)
Once a victim was within their power, the Anzati would uncoil their thin proboscises from their cheek pouches located on either side of its nose and usually inserted them into the subject's nostrils and into the cranium, where the brain was sucked out of the organism(2), though the Anzati fed by drawing soup out of wherever it resided in a victim, as it varied by species. In most humanoid races, it lay within the brain cavity. Almost of their own, the proboscises sought the victim's soup, and began draining it into the Anzat. The victim could struggle, though often the Anzat's attack was so sudden, so perfect, that it was too late(7) This action, however, required time and could not be rushed. This behavior led to the nickname of "snot vampires."(1)
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 00:15 (eight years ago) link
http://mydisguises.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/vampire-princess-leia.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 00:16 (eight years ago) link
woah
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:03 (eight years ago) link
I missed that party.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 06:41 (eight years ago) link
Prince Harry apparently got to sit in the new A-Wing model the other day. So that means we get A-Wings in this one.
― bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 23:50 (eight years ago) link
A-Holes
― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 21 April 2016 00:39 (eight years ago) link
You're thinking Guardians of the Galaxy
― bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Thursday, 21 April 2016 00:44 (eight years ago) link
I meant Prince Harry, actually
― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 21 April 2016 01:05 (eight years ago) link
i've never wished harder that a-wings could actually be fired into space
― the world’s youngest hyper-polyglot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:18 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4nxYhnw.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 19 June 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link
concept art
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 19 June 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link
http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/images/c_scale,h_405,w_540/t_mp_quality/gpiiopjxyenjy0tybv52/5-majors-signs-star-wars-new-hero-poe-dameron-is-gay-877844.jpg
― nomar, Sunday, 19 June 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link
Oh good they're changing Rey's hair
http://io9.gizmodo.com/what-the-hell-is-going-on-with-reys-hair-in-episode-vii-1783201707
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link
http://io9.gizmodo.com/princess-leia-was-going-to-play-a-large-role-in-star-wa-1790796565
why don't they just re-cast the role? I dunno I think the fans would understand.
― frogbs, Thursday, 5 January 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link
CGI Peter Cushing in a wig, plz.
― Grand Moff Tarkus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 January 2017 20:04 (seven years ago) link
she falls into a rejuvenation pit and Billie Lourd plays the role
― mh 😏, Thursday, 5 January 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link
"why don't they just re-cast the role? I dunno I think the fans would understand."
uh, no, that would be a terrible idea. they're going to have to kill her off between 8 and 9. I don't see any other option.
― akm, Thursday, 5 January 2017 20:16 (seven years ago) link
I guess the easiest option would be to have Leia die in Ep. VIII, then bring her back in Ep. IX for a couple of crucial scenes as a Force ghost? That'd make the CGI feel less jarring, and there's already a presedence with Obi-Wan.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 5 January 2017 20:16 (seven years ago) link
obviously the already-dead jedi devised some sort of force-based safety net to catch non-jedi after death, so they can bring han solo back as a ghost
― mh 😏, Thursday, 5 January 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link
A la Nancy Marchand's posthumous scenes in The Sopranos, they should have characters awkwardly responding to repurposed Leia footage from previous movies.
― Grand Moff Tarkus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 January 2017 20:29 (seven years ago) link
do they finally blow up the death star in this one
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 January 2017 21:07 (seven years ago) link
Yes but it's filled with tiny Death Stars.
― Grand Moff Tarkus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 January 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link
Obligatory jeez where's my spoiler warning joke
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Friday, 6 January 2017 23:06 (seven years ago) link
I'm Snoke
― mh 😏, Friday, 6 January 2017 23:08 (seven years ago) link
Reports are that as of the next trilogy the series will be retitled Death Star Wars and will document a future world where sentient Death Stars of various sizes and alignments have supplanted all life in the galaxy and now spend their days evaporating one another.
(And I remembered halfway through typing out that utterly ridiculous scenario that, thanks to the EU, we know that the original Death Star HAD technically achieved sentience just before it was destroyed. Dear, dear lord.)
― Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 23:50 (seven years ago) link
Your scenario sounds like Phantasm 6.
― how's life, Friday, 6 January 2017 23:58 (seven years ago) link
xp i don't recall the original death star achieving sentience but i do recall that bounty hunter droid mind-melding (apologies for geek terminology crossover) with the second death star moments before it was destroyed. and i resent my brain for maintaining that piece of information while discarding so much more useful stuff.
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:05 (seven years ago) link
Oh sorry, you're right, it was the second Death Star. But, yeah, IG-88 uploading himself was what I was referring to and why I said 'technically'. I'm glad to know I'm not alone in my affliction.
― Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:09 (seven years ago) link
can't they just use a different actress?
― piscesx, Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:24 (seven years ago) link
apparently not given the attitude upthread and in the nerdverse in general
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:30 (seven years ago) link
Kinda feel like the attitudes noted here re: recasting Leia are not reflective of the nerdverse writ large.
― Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:44 (seven years ago) link
wtf they cannot 'recast' leia. carrie fisher isn't david prowse or something.
― akm, Saturday, 7 January 2017 04:32 (seven years ago) link
Lily Tomlin is...Leia
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 7 January 2017 04:36 (seven years ago) link
they're bringing in the second mom from Fresh Prince to play her
― it me, Saturday, 7 January 2017 04:39 (seven years ago) link
maybe we can just overhear her from offscreen and only see shadows or she will conveniently be on the can every time she's in a scene
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 7 January 2017 04:42 (seven years ago) link
always holding something over her face
― akm, Saturday, 7 January 2017 04:49 (seven years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-i_wsoEXkmeI/Uz_LPr-9n2I/AAAAAAAAA9A/cpKkJGFhwzE/s1600/boguslugosi.png
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 7 January 2017 05:00 (seven years ago) link
Someone find that Leia = Snoke thread on the jedi boards and report back please
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Saturday, 7 January 2017 13:49 (seven years ago) link
We have a title: http://www.starwars.com/news/the-official-title-for-star-wars-episode-viii-revealed
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C23gmNXUAAEuQhC.jpg
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:06 (seven years ago) link
oh shiiiiiit
― mh 😏, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link
So either Luke will die in this, so that Rey will become the eponymous character, or it'll have lots of flashbacks to the years when Luke literally was the last Jedi?
― Tuomas, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link
weird name to title the next version of the Death Star but hey, 6th time's a charm
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link
so who is... the last jedi
*thinking emoji*
― mh 😏, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:16 (seven years ago) link
the death star was the last jedi, it had a consciousnesssad
we are ALL the last jedi
makes u think
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:16 (seven years ago) link
I heard ur mom is the last jedi
― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:17 (seven years ago) link
What if Kylo Ren is the last Jedi, what about that, huh?
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:17 (seven years ago) link
What's the plural for Jedi? Couldn't this just as easily mean "the last (two) Jedi"?
― silverfish, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:18 (seven years ago) link
thinking it's about the transition from Luke to Rey -- so yeah, maybe Luke dies in this.
but also Star Wars: The Last Jedi Until the Next Franchise reboot about Rey's Kids and also the Ewoks she trained in Episode 9
― Dominique, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:19 (seven years ago) link
The plural of "Jedi" is "Jedii"
― (The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:19 (seven years ago) link
xpKylo is Sith
― Dominique, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:20 (seven years ago) link
you're sith
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:20 (seven years ago) link
or maybe not, but would Jedi recognize him as one of them? I say no!
leia is the last jedi, which means they've painted themselves into a really awkward corner
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link
kylo ren is neither sith nor jedi
― mh 😏, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:22 (seven years ago) link
nor is he a nightsister of dathomir, unless he is
― mh 😏, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:23 (seven years ago) link
The Lost Jedi might've been better. Applies to Luke who had been lost, applies to Kylo who they lost to the dark side, possibly applies to Rey who was lost/abandoned although I suspect she is a new thing (Darth Vader comic and maybe other SW media allude to that concept if not about Rey herself).
― nashwan, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:29 (seven years ago) link
Are they just gonna do the Obi Wan Darth Vader scene with Luke and Kylo Ren? Probably
― silverfish, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:33 (seven years ago) link
Maybe it means "The Most Recent Jedi", i.e. Luke
― jmm, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:33 (seven years ago) link
Technical term there is lastest.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:34 (seven years ago) link
xxp maybe they'll run each other through like Arthur and Mordred at the end of Excalibur.
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link
"no i meant you're an old friend, not that you're OLD, oh ffs"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:37 (seven years ago) link
The Latest Jedi, (co-starring the latest Death Star)
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:45 (seven years ago) link
Still wondering how they'll handle the opening shot after it was suggested they would start with the same scene The Force Awakens ended on. Would've thought the best (consistent) way to handle this would be for the text crawl to fade and then pan down to a view of the planet Luke is on with the Falcon wooshing past towards it. Ideally you wouldn't 'recap' in this way either but the films have never opened on the Falcon in space so that would be nice in itself. "Previously on Star Wars" voiceover optional.
― nashwan, Monday, 23 January 2017 16:58 (seven years ago) link
The Last Gasp
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:59 (seven years ago) link
ppl on the internets are saying Rey is not a trained Jedi, and that Luke was identified as "the last Jedi" in the crawl of VII.
damn, you people aren't even good at this
also, suggestions of"Last Jedi in Paris" "Last Jedi on the Left"
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:03 (seven years ago) link
but if Luke trains her!
― Dominique, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:04 (seven years ago) link
PROOF
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ongcPNTY_Kk/maxresdefault.jpg
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:05 (seven years ago) link
we all just got sonned by Morbs in an SW thread, I need to go think about things
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link
The Jedi Vanishes
― jmm, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:07 (seven years ago) link
Last Jedi in Brooklyn
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:08 (seven years ago) link
To Live Jedi In L.A.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:09 (seven years ago) link
under president trump all the old certainties will be washed away
the skies will turn red, the seas will boil, and dr morbius will stan for judd apatow
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:09 (seven years ago) link
I don't think we're contradicting that
The Force Awakens: In flashback, Luke has students. None of them make it to jedi level, they all die or disappear off the storyboard, he's back to being the last. Rey seems like she has potential as a new jedi apprentice, film ends with her handing a lightsaber to her potential teacher
The Last Jedi: We already know Luke is the last. What does this title tell us about this movie and not the status quo?
I mean, Return of the Jedi set out the blueprint at the beginning: Yoda tells Luke that only after confronting his father, a jedi... I mean, he will be a jedi. He does that in the climax, then the movie ends
― mh 😏, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link
well he did write for Larry Sanders xp
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link
Man, that crawl-text is so bad.
― Frederik B, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link
well I hope he's not the last Jedi. That would be sad.
actually, my real shit talk in this thread is to try to find out what George Lucas' ideas for 7-9 actually were. I watched a an '83 Carrie Fisher interview right after she died, and she was talking about not only was Lucas already thinking prequels, but ideas for 7-9, which incldued Han, Leia and their kids looking for a new planet to live on. So I'm thinking there is probably a mostly-fledged Lucas story out there somewhere.
― Dominique, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:13 (seven years ago) link
it's supposed to be like late '30s kiddie-serial text, you chump. xp
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:13 (seven years ago) link
well he did write for Larry Sanders
http://elspethcooper.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/placard1.jpg
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:15 (seven years ago) link
actually, my real shit talk in this thread is to try to find out what George Lucas' ideas for 7-9 actually were
iirc lucas handed over some ideas to disney after they acquired lucasfilm and kathleen kennedy was like 'lol no'
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:17 (seven years ago) link
x-posts: Yeah. And it does it badly. The texts in the original trilogy is so well-written, both of course nonsensical but also really clear about what happened last week. This is just confusing, leaves so many questions to be asked, and the film doesn't really deal all that much with Luke Skywalker anyway...
― Frederik B, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:19 (seven years ago) link
He's the plot engine for most of the film!
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link
He really isn't.
― Frederik B, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link
I don't think anyone questioned the fact that Luke is, in episode 7 and at the beginning of episode 8, the last Jedi. That much is obvious. But what I was speculating was what the title tells us about the movie if, like the titles of the previous ones, it describes the plot in some way? So that's why I was wondering whether it tells us what it was like for Luke to be the last Jedi until Rey came along, or whether it'll end with his death, leaving Rey to be the last Jedi? I'm thinking the latter, because Star Wars movies have never really used flashbacks.
― Tuomas, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:29 (seven years ago) link
agreed. Not to mention this is the "no, there is another" franchise
― Dominique, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link
Also, my silly fan theory is that Rey was cloned from the hand Vader cut off of Luke in TESB... If they found the lightsaber the hand was holding, surely they found the actual hand too? Since it was most likely the Empire officers who found it (since they were controlling the Cloud City at that point), I'm sure they did the cloning too. I guess after the fall of the Empire, they decided to make and opposite gender clone to use as a sleeper agent, one who'd infiltrate Luke's new Jedi school and eventually kill him. (If they'd produced a male clone, everyone would notice that he looks just like Luke, so their plot would be revealed.) That would also explain by Rey looks so much like Padme. If she was a clone of Anakin (which is a popular fan theory), she wouldn't look like her.
So in that sense the title is apt, there is only one last Jedi, Luke and his hand, just in two pieces. And Luke has to die so the hand/Rey can create her own destiny,
― Tuomas, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:40 (seven years ago) link
the hand/Rey!
i would love a cronenbergian star wars movie
― nomar, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:43 (seven years ago) link
http://cdn.gowatchit.com/posters/original/movie_3353.jpg
I'm going to assume that Tuomas's theory is NOT the case, since Luke's hand and saber fell out the bottom of Cloud City when he fell onto the antenna (it's shown on screen); and when asked by Han where she got Luke's lightsaber, Maz Kanata replies "That's a story for another time."
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link
Han Solo is close to "hand solo", like "one hand"
might be something to that
― nomar, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link
the hand will turn out to be thing from the addams family and the whole saga will be revealed as a 40-year setup for a reboot of the beloved 60s horror sitcom
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link
some star wars fan theories are relatively decent, and by the time a movie comes out all of the small leaks from the million pieces of merchandise gives somewhat of a structure to graft things on to
but 99% of them are worse than Twilight fan fiction
― mh 😏, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link
50 Shades of Grey is a low bar I guess
― Οὖτις, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:01 (seven years ago) link
Previous attempts at trying to incorporate Luke's hand into future stories:
https://www.inverse.com/article/21006-luke-skywalker-severed-hand-artwork-fred-palacio
― THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:10 (seven years ago) link
Luke's hand became the prototype for the Terminator hand
― Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:13 (seven years ago) link
since Luke's hand and saber fell out the bottom of Cloud City when he fell onto the antenna (it's shown on screen); and when asked by Han where she got Luke's lightsaber, Maz Kanata replies "That's a story for another time."
I just watched this scene, and this is not what happens! First the hand and the saber fall down the pit... Then, a couple of minutes later Luke jumps down it too, but he gets sucked into some sideways exhaustion tube. Neither the hand nor the saber are nowhere to be seen there, so they must've fallen elsewhere. Then a hole opens at the bottom of the tube, and Luke falls down on the antenna, and something falls down from him into the clouds... But that something is clearly his pistol, since before he fell it was in its holster, and when he's grabbing onto the antenna the holster is empty. So that shot of the falling object was just used to illustrate how long the fall down is, not to tell us the ultimate fate of the hand.
Also, if Rey is a clone, it would explain why he gets such strong PSI-imprinted visions from taking Luke lightsaber: she was literally the hand that used to hold it.
― Tuomas, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:18 (seven years ago) link
"Wow the Empire really did strike back""Wow the Jedi really did return""Wow the Force really has awakened"
"Wow the last Jedi really has...uh..."
― nashwan, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:26 (seven years ago) link
Sounds like dialogue from Dewey Cox
― THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:37 (seven years ago) link
Looking forward to The Next Last Jedi (There Can Only Be One (one more, that is...))
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:38 (seven years ago) link
The new really did hope so hard, in your face
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:39 (seven years ago) link
I think we can all agree that the Phantom truly Menanced
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:40 (seven years ago) link
the Phantom being the ghost of a good film, of course
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:41 (seven years ago) link
I stand by my stance in the prior thread, Luke should at some point say, "I don't recall ever owning a droid" when R2 shows up
― mh 😏, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:43 (seven years ago) link
there was an early draft of the Force Awakens which started with a shot of Luke's hand plus saber floating in space
― Number None, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:44 (seven years ago) link
sabers and jedihands we are floating in space
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:49 (seven years ago) link
So please put your sweet hand in mineAnd float in space, lightsaber time
― mh 😏, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:53 (seven years ago) link
Fwiw I think TFA's crawl is fine, it's just that the film doesn't do anything to clarify the things it leaves distractingly unclear - specifically the nature and scope of the First Order, and the relationships between it, the old Empire, the new Republic, and the confusing new Resistance. The whole thing would make far, far more sense if the First Order was a much smaller splinter cell of the Republican army, seeking to Make the Galaxy Imperial Again (hence their kinship with Kylo Ren, seeking to make himself Vader), or the last, radicalized holdouts of the Empire who have yet to be put down (less interesting but maybe more tenable in terms of their resources and the fact that Finn seems to have been raised entirely within longstanding Imperial military culture, not some recently-cobbled-together neo-fascist movement). Neither one squares with them already having a superweapon overwhelmingly larger and more elaborate than the original Death Star, or the ability to project troops and spies anywhere in the galaxy at will. Nor would it really explain why there'd need to be a Resistance.... but it'd be a step towards the basic setup making sense.
As it is, the 'search for Luke Skywalker and discovery of Kylo Ren' version of the plot, hooks in well to all the character arcs I think, sometimes gets completely lost in the 'Oscar Isaac blows up the death star' version. As with Rogue One I suspect there's a draft somewhere that made much, much more sense (both as a plot and as a story) before someone insisted it needed X-wing battles and something big blowing up.
So, my speculation for episode 8 is that for every paragraph of fanfic reaching for the tale of Luke and Rey and the Last Jedi, you should subtract one to two sentences chosen at random, and add some X-wing stuff and probably a Death Star just to be on the safe side. Assume it will be designed by committee for (very good) minute-to-minute entertainment, not that it will all make sense once you leave the theater.
― stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link
they never followed up on the Leia Has The Force stuff from ROTJ! if that isn't in this movie then cry cos it will be too to make her a secret Jedi.
someone above asked about Lucas's original plans for 7-9. i don't think he had any. at one point there were going to be spinoffs a la Young Solo/Kenobi and those were included in the large numbers of potential Star Wars movies. that Secret History of Star Wars site was very comprehensive and even they couldn't find anything.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:38 (seven years ago) link
I read somewhere, very recently, that they were going to be about Luke's children fighting the Emperor (who was originally slated to survive RoTJ, though Vader was always going to die). Could've been made up I suppose.
― chap, Monday, 23 January 2017 22:44 (seven years ago) link
I think the difference between the original crawls and the one for episode 7 is that the original ones really sounds like something from a serial. They explain what happened on the last episode (Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. etc) Even the prequel trilogy manages to do this (and they're pure shit otherwise. I always want to defend them, but they truly are indefensible. For all that Episode 1 sucks, the episode the crawl summarizes sounds even worse...). The crawl for Episode 7 wants to explain what happens in the gap between 6 and 7, and doesn't even manage that. Luke Skywalker has vanished was not the thing that happened last week. It happened ages ago.
― Frederik B, Monday, 23 January 2017 22:44 (seven years ago) link
They've done some legwork establishing groups like the "Church of the Force" thing or w/e that Lor San Tekka (the guy who gets killed at the beginning of TFA) is part of and the non-jedi Guardians on Jedha. The whole Snoke/Ren thing is going to be some realization of the dark side that believes in power and control (with all the fascist underpinnings) without visibly taking the role of Emperor.
The whole Jedi order got routed because it became a militant organization but one that basically did the work of the Republic without questioning whether the Republic was in the right. There were enough moments in the non-movie media establishing that the Jedi were there to support rightful governments and help train others to do the same. The only direct action was against the (urgh) Trade Federation's army.
So the narrative was that the galaxy fell into conflict because the jedi commanded an army in an extended war and twisted the purpose of the Republic. After the jedi were all killed off, the war ended -- they were prolonging the battle and stopping the peace process! The Empire brought order, with direct command, and a hierarchy to put down internecine squabbles. Sure, localized crime existed, but surely the Empire would have put an end to that if it weren't for ongoing rebellion.
Now, if you wanted a better Empire, and you had a jedi-like group of dark siders dedicated to the new order and galactic peace....
― mh 😏, Monday, 23 January 2017 22:44 (seven years ago) link
At least one of those pale Palpatine advisor dudes in the robes and funny hats made it out of the Empire alive
― mh 😏, Monday, 23 January 2017 22:47 (seven years ago) link
Has everyone seen the anti-cheese prequel edits? If not, and if adding a half-star to each one makes you, as a desperate Star Wars fan, very very excited, search them out.
― Dominique, Monday, 23 January 2017 22:48 (seven years ago) link
guys what if snoke is vader's dick
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:49 (seven years ago) link
you're on to something
― mh 😏, Monday, 23 January 2017 22:50 (seven years ago) link
sry for spoiling ep vii everyone
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:52 (seven years ago) link
and ep viii i guess
Roman numerals are hard
if adding a half-star to each one
read this as half-hour, physically recoiled.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 23 January 2017 22:56 (seven years ago) link
Luke Skywalker has vanished was not the thing that happened last week
It... happened since the "last" episode.
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:41 (seven years ago) link
Right Morbs. You're misunderstanding how the scrolls work. The whole stylistic conceit is that there's a bunch of episodes in-between what we see, as in Empire Strikes Back: 'Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth.' That's not just a description of what has happened since the last film, that's a whole different adventure that we didn't get to see. That sounds fun! Force Awakens just sounds like a recap.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:31 (seven years ago) link
after this one the Jedis change their name to the Djedis. Title is a total red herring
― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:35 (seven years ago) link
Wait did we just trade Fred and Morbs politico for Fred and Morbs comic book guy? This is great
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:00 (seven years ago) link
I think we're both film-geeks first and foremost. But you can't know about film without being a researcher and interested in everything filmable. There's a fine line between Ming the Merciless and Trump.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:14 (seven years ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wtXkD1BC564/maxresdefault.jpg
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:17 (seven years ago) link
That is literally my haircut. And scarf.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:19 (seven years ago) link
Fred is indeed David St. Hubbins
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:21 (seven years ago) link
And why not?
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:24 (seven years ago) link
larynx sounds fat IMO
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:35 (seven years ago) link
There's a fine line between Ming the Merciless and Trump.
You're crazier than the Trump ABC interview clip
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:07 (seven years ago) link
You're misunderstanding how the scrolls work
you just want to be fp'd don't you
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:55 (seven years ago) link
when they do that 2 Death Star episode we will be introduced to Brown Leader
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 January 2017 04:56 (seven years ago) link
I lol'd
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:05 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3MHq9-VcAA4_0r.jpg:large
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 27 January 2017 16:12 (seven years ago) link
ffs phil a spoiler warning would have been nice
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 January 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link
A gentle note:
https://twitter.com/rianjohnson/status/826096442242502656
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:07 (seven years ago) link
omg
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:09 (seven years ago) link
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:19 (seven years ago) link
!!!
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:20 (seven years ago) link
So if this is canon, I guess the last Jedi is not Luke or Rey but this bone-eating fellow?
― Tuomas, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:23 (seven years ago) link
ILMer makes good, saves galaxy
― stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Monday, 30 January 2017 18:20 (seven years ago) link
what I learned today: star wars is incredibly popular and people like songs about star wars
― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:28 (seven years ago) link
looking forward to the Kessel Run song cycle
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 01:32 (seven years ago) link
we're moving into a post-jedi society where anyone can recognize and feel the force, some are just better at it than others. stop giving people jedi awards just because they're good at it!
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 21:08 (seven years ago) link
Muggles need to feel special too.
― jmm, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 21:13 (seven years ago) link
Well, possible SPOILER, but...
The French title will be Les Derniers Jedi. It's meant to be plural... That's so stupid.
― Frederik B, Friday, 17 February 2017 11:59 (seven years ago) link
I think it's a bit of a lame title. Too similar to Return of the Jedi.
― chap, Friday, 17 February 2017 12:08 (seven years ago) link
lol when my 8-year-old saw the title he INSTANTLY said "luke's dead????"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 17 February 2017 12:10 (seven years ago) link
still prefer "The Lost Jedises"
― nashwan, Friday, 17 February 2017 12:20 (seven years ago) link
Read that as "Les Derrieres Jedi."
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Friday, 17 February 2017 13:19 (seven years ago) link
Separately, this sounds about right:
http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-new-star-wars-aftermath-novel-reveals-the-pitiful-1792481018
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 February 2017 17:31 (seven years ago) link
I actually would be happier if Jar Jar embraced the Empire and was using his antic to indoctrinate children into it.
― ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Friday, 17 February 2017 19:23 (seven years ago) link
these books are immediately post-empire, so maybe he had a period of that on the upswing before his downfall
― mh 😏, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:24 (seven years ago) link
after the fall, I mean, not post-ESB
I'm a bit sad that G-Lu chickened out of his Jar Jar is a Sith lord twist.
― chap, Friday, 17 February 2017 20:40 (seven years ago) link
@RadioTimesWe now know the three words Luke Skywalker first says to Rey in #StarWars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
"See Corvette Summer?"
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 March 2017 19:16 (seven years ago) link
I got like 60 retweets yesterday by responding to that with "Bernie would've won."
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 10 March 2017 19:43 (seven years ago) link
"How's my wife"
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Friday, 10 March 2017 19:46 (seven years ago) link
mah wife borat voice send tweet
― mh 😏, Friday, 10 March 2017 19:48 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ
― Number None, Friday, 14 April 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link
kind of nothingy tbh
― Number None, Friday, 14 April 2017 16:01 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/FGZGml3.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 14 April 2017 16:06 (seven years ago) link
thrilled that pod racing is coming back
― 龜, Friday, 14 April 2017 16:09 (seven years ago) link
could've done with more dialogue and newness after such a long wait but that's teasers huh
― nashwan, Friday, 14 April 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link
Supposedly 90 minutes of the movie is a court procedural about the how to replace the Republic govt that was just massacred
― Neanderthal, Friday, 14 April 2017 16:16 (seven years ago) link
Star Wars: Bleak House
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 16:22 (seven years ago) link
Anyway, liked the glimpses. Guess we're getting nothing else until September or so.
So far this movie seems to be about training and galactic crop dusting
― human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Friday, 14 April 2017 16:23 (seven years ago) link
is "galactic crop dusting" farting on an entire planet as you fly past it
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 14 April 2017 16:24 (seven years ago) link
what else could it be?
― human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Friday, 14 April 2017 16:26 (seven years ago) link
wait, "such a long wait," seriously?
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, 14 April 2017 16:27 (seven years ago) link
Darkest timeline:
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/852918923435618304
OMG he's back everyone! #TheLastJedi
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9YtMzsUwAAYOA7.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 16:32 (seven years ago) link
The teaser for TFA was over a year before its release and based on what I read I hoped they were dispensing with a teaser in favour of a full trailer for this one due to that Rogue One related delay. I'm absolutely an impossible to satisfy ingrate anyway tho.
― nashwan, Friday, 14 April 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link
yeah I can't wait to find out the explanation for those thingamadrones making a mess of the surface of whatever that planet with the red dusty filling is
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Friday, 14 April 2017 16:40 (seven years ago) link
also I thought for a second they brought back the B-Wing, but no
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Friday, 14 April 2017 16:42 (seven years ago) link
Nashwan is already demanding an Episode IX teaser trailer. Oh I know.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 16:42 (seven years ago) link
Haha my mentality is just kinda like, given that these things are coming out annually, and theere's no way to quench the dulling sense of banal ubiquity brought on by omnipresent merchandising and shit, then their only hope of making the movie feel remotely fresh and exciting would be to limit the output of trailers and commercials for the thing itself. Like, they've lost all chance of making a new Star Wars movie coming out feel like a special event, but it's still maybe possible that sitting down in the theater as the lights go down could feel like an exciting step into the unknown.
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, 14 April 2017 16:50 (seven years ago) link
The red dust is cobalt sulfate from the salt plain surface. Those craft probably use it for fuel or powering their AT-AT-tumbling tripwires. And because the film has an insane quota of redness to hit.
― nashwan, Friday, 14 April 2017 16:52 (seven years ago) link
Most interesting bits to me: more of the 'Luke's new Jedi school/students get trashed' flashback and why Vader's mask relic is trashed too (and who did it).
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 17:01 (seven years ago) link
that's kylo's mask if i'm seeing it right
― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link
Kylo's going to get angry and smash his mask, or maybe someone else does it
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:09 (seven years ago) link
gah that poster is cool as hell
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:10 (seven years ago) link
Re: mask -- you know, I think you're right. Had to squint a bit.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 17:10 (seven years ago) link
Makes me think in combination with everything else that a key theme appears to be NOT repeating the past...which given the history of the franchise, well, that would be something.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 17:11 (seven years ago) link
He's gonna smash his mask on top of Darth Vader's mask and what they show in the trailer is the resultant double mask debris
― human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:11 (seven years ago) link
and re teaser: I AM EXCITE
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:13 (seven years ago) link
He chews up a couple of masks and spreads the resultant paste between two intact masks.
― how's life, Friday, 14 April 2017 17:15 (seven years ago) link
That first shot of Rey in the trailer is a nice callback to the Episode VII trailer and that jumpy shot of Finn that kicked it off.
― human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, was thinking that. Nice touch!
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 17:21 (seven years ago) link
https://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2017/04/star-wars-the-last-jedi-trailer-is-basically-an-explosion-of-awesome/ <- is it just me or did AL actually write better at io9?
One of the things that has me extra excited about this flick is that it's directed by Rian Johnson, whose previous films Looper and Brick were superlative.
The Brothers Bloom, jerks
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Friday, 14 April 2017 17:27 (seven years ago) link
Are they going to blow up the Death Star in this one?
― Moodles, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:35 (seven years ago) link
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Friday, April 14, 2017 12:42 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark
hooray for the son of the nebulon B medical frigate
― 龜, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link
I'd like to see Ackbar running in this one. Wouldn't he look weird running!
― nashwan, Friday, 14 April 2017 18:47 (seven years ago) link
Anyway, frame by frame breakdown
http://io9.gizmodo.com/everything-the-last-jedi-trailer-reveals-about-the-futu-1794335007
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 April 2017 19:23 (seven years ago) link
keep shovelin that shit guys
― Οὖτις, Friday, 14 April 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link
the good thing about the whole "balance" bit is there is never going to be a point of absolute equilibrium so they can and will fight to "restore the balance" indefinitely
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 14 April 2017 19:38 (seven years ago) link
nah that's why the Jedi have to end, the only way to win is not to play
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Friday, 14 April 2017 19:58 (seven years ago) link
Not sure where to put this, but I teared up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE99le5FBrY
― DJI, Friday, 14 April 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link
There's a doc about her and her mom that's awesome btw.
― Uhura Mazda (lukas), Friday, 14 April 2017 22:05 (seven years ago) link
kind of fearing that 30 minutes into this movie, after hearing Luke drone on about The Fall of the Jedi Prophecy for a while, intercut with ESB-style training montage and AT-ATs, this will be the dawning realization.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 15 April 2017 01:19 (seven years ago) link
I'm more afraid it's an arc of Luke remembering failure and being afraid of progression that's balanced by Rey's training and quick proficiency, leading to his eventual realization they need to rise to the challenge
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Saturday, 15 April 2017 03:07 (seven years ago) link
hoped we would see more of rey carrying luke around in a backpack
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 15 April 2017 03:14 (seven years ago) link
that was a very good picture
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Saturday, 15 April 2017 03:15 (seven years ago) link
Whew, glad Shakey managed to drop by to float his periodic air biscuit. Has Dr. Borebius weighed in? (I am at SW Celebration right now btw)
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Saturday, 15 April 2017 09:28 (seven years ago) link
Just realized all those red dust cropdusters speeders are barreling towards whatever the nextgen Imperial Walkers are in the distance.
Also, I hope Carrie had an ironclad contract stip requiring her co-stars to do their media promo tours with Gary in tow, snoozing on the panel couches of whatever chat shows they're on
http://i.imgur.com/JLtuEB5.jpg
http://imgur.com/JLtuEB5
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Saturday, 15 April 2017 09:41 (seven years ago) link
I attended the Mark Hamill tribute to Carrie last night and he told some hilarious stories, and got really emotional. I don't know if they'll put the video up but it's worth watching. He told the audience that this was an important part of his grief process because every time he thinks he's gotten to acceptance he bounces back to anger.
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Saturday, 15 April 2017 12:09 (seven years ago) link
There was literally nothing in this trailer to justify comment folks
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 April 2017 12:33 (seven years ago) link
looks like someone decided to crop dust this thread
― human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Saturday, 15 April 2017 13:32 (seven years ago) link
"nothing to comment on", comments ilx commenter 'darraghmac'
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 15 April 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link
the comments are coming from inside the thread iirc
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Saturday, 15 April 2017 13:49 (seven years ago) link
air biscuits for all!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 15 April 2017 14:11 (seven years ago) link
Is celebration fun? It seems like it would be a lot if waiting in line
― “Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Saturday, 15 April 2017 16:06 (seven years ago) link
This is my fourth one, so it's fun for me, but your experience will vary depending on whether you want to attend the big panels (with the concomitant long, uncomfortable waits), just see the exhibitor floor, meet with collectors, people watch or whatever. Just remembered the best anecdote Hamill told about Fisher: They were doing the speeder bike scenes for ROTJ and the AD asked them not to get down in between takes to save time. Fisher kept pulling philosophy paperbacks out of her costume -- Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, and so on -- and reading and highlighting them. Yanking her chain, he said, "Why do you bring those to the set when you've got the Enquirer and the Star back in your trailer?" She glared at him and said, "Because I want people to think I'm smart!"
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Saturday, 15 April 2017 23:56 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18010503_1421590321221281_612190387789377137_n.jpg?oh=c46d52bf765bcf787fbb62b9473613c4&oe=59816B34
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Monday, 17 April 2017 05:06 (seven years ago) link
My wife is in that crowd somewhere behind them.
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 17 April 2017 21:36 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTqSkEbY_N8
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 06:59 (seven years ago) link
Content warning: Red Letter Media doing nerd parody.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 08:08 (seven years ago) link
don't really understand what's going on there but i assume podcasts are bad
― Nhex, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 08:40 (seven years ago) link
I think it's more YT shows trying to crassly monetize nerd fandom are bad
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 18:41 (seven years ago) link
unless you're Chris Hardwick and laughing all the way to the fuckin bank
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 19:10 (seven years ago) link
thing is they've been flogging this 'nerd crew' thing for several episodes. the sponsorship joke is part of it but there's also a strong anti-intellectualism, anti anybody that gets on a microphone and tries to talk thoughtfully about things. at least that's the only interpretation i can find for the glasses and the running "Me, personally..." thing. really sick of the direction these guys have decided to take over the years, but i think i've gone on about that on here recently.
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 22:12 (seven years ago) link
Not attacking the sentiment but intellectualism is not well placed there Dr c
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link
It's funny because at Celebration I went to a panel hosted by Dave Collins called "Rogue One: A Musical Analysis" (Collins often does music related panel) and it was really interesting. It was hardly graduate-level music theory, but he did pick out a lot of themes and explained some of the music-theoretical ideas of how they work, then went into a history of the Dies Irae, how composers have used it from Beethoven forward, and how it pops up in SW scores generally and Rogue One particularly. Really fun stuff.
And yet there's never been a panel at any of the Celebrations I've been to that does something similar from a film-theoretical standpoint, which might be equally as interesting.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 22:51 (seven years ago) link
OTOH there was a Making of Rogue One panel with a hilarious gag reel not being released to the public, which included:
-- Render errors on their CGI Tarkin that made him a Cronenbergian nightmare-- A version of the beach battle in which every shot from Baze's minigun or whatever resulted in a trooper's head exploding in a geyser of blood-- A version of Jyn & Cassian's death on the beach done in the style of Dan Dreiberg's dream from "Watchmen," with the two turning into charred skeletons which then blow away into dust-- The two officers in the Mon Calamari makeup -- since all their dialogue was going to be ADRed later -- filling in with lines like, "Sir, your IKEA delivery has arrived!" and "I think one of us farted!"
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 23:25 (seven years ago) link
have you seen the nerd crews they are parodying? there are some that are just as bad as rlm portrays them.
https://youtu.be/vMtajiLLGWM?t=2m3s
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 23:28 (seven years ago) link
omg Phil
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 15:06 (seven years ago) link
RLM are just mining the same "performance art" cynical consumerism that passes for deepness these days.
i lol'd at the rainbow tie die shirt
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 17:09 (seven years ago) link
These people might wear glasses but they are idiots
― Len's flares (stevie), Thursday, 20 April 2017 14:24 (seven years ago) link
the sponsorship joke is part of it but there's also a strong anti-intellectualism, anti anybody that gets on a microphone and tries to talk thoughtfully about things. at least that's the only interpretation i can find for the glasses and the running "Me, personally..." thing.
With the real fanboy vlogs, there's a level of love and attention to detail and I like that that still exists with (quasi-)artistic products. But there's also an uncritical acceptance of the gruel they're given and a hatred of any criticism that deserves to be taken down. There are a whole bunch of idiots wanting critics to be "objective" while also ignoring the many flaws of the products.
To bring it back to Star Wars, there are a number of superfans who also acknowledge the storytelling flaws in, say, ROTJ -- that ROTJ just wraps the loose ends up in a hurry. Then there are fans who want to work ewoks into a grand loops-within-loops theory of the holy sextology which is all one big film of course and how dare people criticize it.
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 20 April 2017 23:32 (seven years ago) link
christ that Rogue One outtakes thing sounds excellent.
― piscesx, Thursday, 20 April 2017 23:37 (seven years ago) link
The problem (well, A problem) is that RLM wants to have their cake and eat it too with regards to this fannishness - they're obviously very willing to be critical of Star Wars and the Star Wars money train, and when they're not indulging their one dude's racist tendencies and all of their "anti-PC" instincts, they can say some really sharp things about these movies.
But they still stake their bread and butter on videos which are basically clickbait for exactly these types of fans, and focus nearly all of their coverage on the same parade of big Hollywood action/genre movies that everybody else is reviewing on their podcasts and vlog-casts and what have you. They're never fed up enough to just say "we're gonna stop doing Star Wars videos," so it's not like they're totally outside this particular entertainment economy. Beating up on the people who accept all the swag and give totally uncritical reviews of stuff is low-hanging fruit and it's a low bar for them to clear imo. I'm not the first to point this out even on ILX but it's like, if you guys are going to spend every review pointing out how every movie is cynical cash-in schlock, maybe you could... watch some non-schlocky movies? In a way it's more forgivable that the Ewok-bedsheet people don't cover independent/art-house/foreign/whatever fare because it's clear they're thrilled to death with what Hollywood is giving them.
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 April 2017 00:04 (seven years ago) link
they embrace capitalism while feigning an intellectual superiority to it. that they have little to say past critiquing how others consume this media belies that they have a lack of ideas in the first place. the pose itself has become the sole idea. it's the same thing as FJM. we aren't just consuming media anymore, flattering yourself and your consumer pose is just as important, even moreso.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 12:45 (seven years ago) link
Beating up on the people who accept all the swag and give totally uncritical reviews of stuff is low-hanging fruit and it's a low bar for them to clear imo
this is why it's so popular these days. you can get the swag and still act superior to getting the swag.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 12:46 (seven years ago) link
when the promotional machine is at its most obscene ppl want some negativity and cynicism. everyone being complicit in capitalism is irrelevant, it's just a reaction
― ogmor, Friday, 21 April 2017 13:09 (seven years ago) link
I missed the first part of this. Is this a trade federation thing?
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 21 April 2017 13:59 (seven years ago) link
nah, building meter data mainly
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:46 (seven years ago) link
I find RLM kind of perplexing. Like, I really do appreciate and enjoy some of their analysis, and yet ... to this day I can't tell if they actually know anything about movies. Their approach is so focused on dumb mainstream/blockbuster movies (and fanboy bait) that it just heightens their cynicism, like a self-imposed limitation. Have they ever reviewed anything seriously out of their wheelhouse? Even when they go retro, or re-view or whatever they call it, it's some '80s cult sci-fi-fi or something, and even then Mike never seems to like anything. Like, how could any film geek his age have never seen Escape from NY, let alone disliked it? He obviously doesn't like a lot of the movies they cover, for obvious reasons, but what could/would he say about, say, "Psycho," or "Bringing Up Baby," or "Lawrence of Arabia" or "Throne of Blood" or "M" or something?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 April 2017 19:10 (seven years ago) link
The only thing I'll say about their 'retro' reviews is that it IS nice to see them coming out and praising things done right from time to time. The Tremors one was not a revelation by any means, but still, since they've made their name on tearing down badly-structured and thoughtlessly-executed shit, good to know that they can recognize and call out when something's done right, when the effects and plot mechanics are worth praising. The long prequel reviews had hints of this when they'd call out smart blocking and composition in Empire or the strength of the characters in Star Wars, etc., and I feel like if they would put in the effort they could serve as a sort of covert film-school education for their "sucks/doesn't suck" audience.
But yeah, the only remotely 'weird' movie they've done so far with that is Eraserhead, and tbh I'd be happy even to see them watching, like, Bullitt or the original Magnificent Seven - if they really don't want to get out of the blockbuster rut there are non-schlock blockbusters susceptible to their style of analysis!
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 April 2017 19:32 (seven years ago) link
I'm old enough to remember that "Tremors" was hailed as an extremely well done B-movie at the time, but it was nice to see them assess it as such again.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 April 2017 19:39 (seven years ago) link
they have a series, Best of the Worst, that is pretty good and covers a lot of stuff that is not very mainstream at all (some of the stuff they cover are weird promotional videos etc). the star wars thing was likely the effort of a bunch of people all working together on it for months whereas most of their videos are just a handful of people shooting the shit for an hours.
that said i don't think i've seen them cover a movie older than Star Wars. they are focused on a generation of films, one we are still (oppressively) in. i'm fine w people sticking to what they know and like best. everyone doesn't have to be an expert on everything. these guys talk about b-movies.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link
that the Ewok-bedsheet people don't cover independent/art-house/foreign/whatever fare because it's clear they're thrilled to death with what Hollywood is giving them.
Though I definitely agree with what what you're saying, this is just such an odd binary to me: the people I know who are the most up for going to see an arthouse or foreign film are also the ones who are most geeked about mainstream movies (though with a critical eye - so yes Fast & Furious, no Transformers and definitely yes to modern Star Wars).
I mean, "Liking stuff doesn't stop you liking other stuff" is basically carved over the gates of ILX.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 21 April 2017 21:56 (seven years ago) link
the people I know who are the most up for going to see an arthouse or foreign film are also the ones who are most geeked about mainstream movies
you know some strange people. Have you met Dr. Morbius? Or Eric H? Or Alfred? Or Clemenza? Or any of the other more film-literate film folks around here? (to say nothing of other irl arthouse film goers)
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:02 (seven years ago) link
maybe it's just the "most geeked about mainstream movies" qualifier that throws me - cuz "most geeked" about Star Wars/Marvel U/DC U crap is a *very* high bar, and those fanboys don't give a fuck about arthouse.
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:03 (seven years ago) link
It's not that rare. A coworker who was raving about that anime film Your Name that's wildly successful compared it to a French teen romance from the 50s (the name unfortunately escapes me) and after a minute of French film discussion she seamlessly transitioned into being excited about the new Fast & Furious movie.
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:09 (seven years ago) link
I guess it's a question of being "geeked" about specific franchises or genres and being the same about film itself
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:11 (seven years ago) link
feel like you guys are being deliberately obtuse about what constitutes the "most geeked" audience, specifically for Star Wars
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:14 (seven years ago) link
does your coworker cosplay as an imperial stormtrooper y/n
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:15 (seven years ago) link
not to my knowledge
ironically I had a stormtrooper halloween costume sitting under my work desk for a couple months after I lent it to a different coworker and was too lazy to take it home, though! maybe I should ask her if she's interested
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:29 (seven years ago) link
Have you met Dr. Morbius? Or Eric H? Or Alfred? Or Clemenza?
Only one! I'm sure they're nice guys, but they're a malign influence over the film polls.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:31 (seven years ago) link
see when shakey says "most geeked" he means the people dressed as the characters in line for 24 hours before the first showing actually starts and when you guys say "most geeked" you mean people who are excited in a less specific sense so that means you are being deliberately obtuse (shakey is just being obtuse)
― El Tomboto, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:32 (seven years ago) link
in what way are the people "less excited in a specific sense" MORE GEEKED than the "people dressed as characters in line for 24 hours". Because there can be ONLY ONE "most geeked"
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link
yeah i mean i am not surprised if a large subset of the arthouse audience also goes excitedly to lots of superhero movies or whatever, but vice versa? i'm thinking noooope or else we would probably notice toni erdmann racking up $50 million at the US box office.
anyway my point was about people who make podcasts/internet shows/youtube review series, and people who spend a lot of time leaving excited comments under them. i feel comfortable saying there are a ton of such shows that really only only only tackle these blockbuster-type and "geek" movies, and rave about them (or complain only about fannish things like whether they cut out an awesome scene from the comic, or wishing we could have seen more space battle footage and explosions cause everything was so badass and awesome, or whatever). and i was saying it's not really surprising or remarkable that those people aren't giving space to anything besides multiplex-released superheroes/star wars/etc. but it's a little more annoying from people like RLM, who make such a show of being critical of and superior to most of the movies that they review. like great, i agree, transformers looks like a fucking mess. how about you review something else then? this problem's not limited to them of course, it comes with a lot of internet people who find success being snarky about pop culture. i also suspect such people's fanbases skew male and skew teens/early 20s which might also be a factor here.
i do like some of their 'best of the worst' stuff. it would benefit from much more serious editing, and kicking rich evans out of their crew. and adding the voices of women and people of color. but i've said all this before.
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link
I assure you I did not come here to attempt to stop shakey bullying nerds.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:35 (seven years ago) link
these guys saw Snowpiercer and liked it they arent total rubes
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:37 (seven years ago) link
apologies for any disingenuous reinterpretation, I value cranking at shakey over clowning cosplay nerds who are generally decent people and not all obsessives who are uncritical about film
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:39 (seven years ago) link
tbf I am mostly just bitter about nerd-dom's transition from a marginal culture w/a heavy DIY & countercultural context to a mainstream culture eagerly strapping on corporate feedbags, cuz I definitely remember/still enjoy the former, while the latter has become one of the most nauseatingly oppressive cultural forces ever. (could say the same thing about the tech industry - hippie mathematicians building weird shit in their garages = awesome! Techbros fleecing investors for Juicero's = good god you should all be shot)
xp
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:42 (seven years ago) link
star wars killed the nerdio star
― El Tomboto, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:44 (seven years ago) link
lol
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:46 (seven years ago) link
everyone doesn't have to be an expert on everything. these guys talk about b-movies.
Absolutely! But one of their biggest, most redundant complaints about big Hollywood blockbusters is "oh no, it's another shitty Hollywood blockbuster." Like they are some straight-faced basement MST3K, forced to watch multiplex fare against their will. Like the "fuck you, it's January!" clips - we get it, Hollywood makes shitty movies and the year will be packed with Smurfs and Transformers sequels. But their complaints feel pretty silly when there are all sorts of "indie" movies they could review, even in Milwaukee, without going full Carl Dryer and Hou Hsiao-hsien. They recently reviewed Get Out and loved it, and that was cool, why not more like that? They reviewed "La La Land" (like it was some weird artifact), did they even review "Moonlight?" Why even waste time reviewing the Power Rangers movie or Bye Bye Man? By sticking to the usual shit-sandwich suspects they are relying on the same sort of lazy shorthand that drives Hollywood sequels. Imo.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:47 (seven years ago) link
they know what gets clicks, is why
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:52 (seven years ago) link
Why even waste time reviewing the Power Rangers movie or Bye Bye Man?
because they lucked into youtube fame. it is their day job to do this, to talk about these shit movies. if they ceased all comic book and Star Wars related videos and spent a few months on a longform review of "Juliet of the Spirits" they would go bankrupt. remember that they got their big break talking about "The Phantom Menace".
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:52 (seven years ago) link
^^^
would be interesting to see them acknowledge this, but of course they won't. can't bite the hand that feeds!
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:54 (seven years ago) link
the strange ppl andrew knows are also most of them ilxors or former ilxors i suspect
― mark s, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:55 (seven years ago) link
Not so! Though Pete is a paragon of the form, of course.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 21 April 2017 23:06 (seven years ago) link
because they lucked into youtube fame. it is their day job to do this, to talk about these shit movies. if they ceased all comic book and Star Wars related videos and spent a few months on a longform review of "Juliet of the Spirits" they would go bankrupt. remember that they got their big break talking about "The Phantom Menace"
I was being rhetorical, of course I know why they don't do it. But my broader point is that by failing to deviate from these movies, they're no better than the vloggers and sequels they deride.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 April 2017 23:07 (seven years ago) link
cogs in the machinery etc.
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 23:09 (seven years ago) link
but they are better because they are consuming from a distance. they are consuming with detachment, with an air of intellectual superiority, simply through the act of claiming that it is beneath them. they are "putting on a performance" to use the very popular modern excuse. their fans are implicit in this. they get the joke. they joke is that they are above whatever it is they are doing. it's the same po-mo "what is authenticity" dance favored by pretentious musicians and artists, only dumbed down to the Walmart checkout line.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 23:14 (seven years ago) link
the Father John Misty thread is over there
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 23:16 (seven years ago) link
not sure i'd take directions to threads from Οὖτις today
― mark s, Friday, 21 April 2017 23:19 (seven years ago) link
heyo
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 23:21 (seven years ago) link
For the record, no, they did not review Moonlight.
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 April 2017 23:48 (seven years ago) link
FWIW I think there are models where they could broaden their coverage a bit without necessarily screwing themselves or biting the hand that feeds or whatever. The F This Movie model might fit the bill for example - podcasts are dedicated to a specific movie, usually a big geek crowd-pleaser, but the opening twenty-ish minutes are a roundup where the host asks the guest host what they've seen lately and you get some conversation going around kind of whatever - minor new movies, old things they just saw, etc. It's not a perfect show or anything but that tactic does kind of broaden the coverage quite a bit.
Of course some people will just skip past to the main movie - offering an out to the kind of geek that really only just wants to click in, hear if the podcasters agreed/disagreed with their own hot-take, and click back out - but they'd still get their clicks and maybe the main conversation would even be enriched by this bigger discussion going on. I mean idk why I'm trying to back-seat drive their show when I have so many beefs with them but it's a whole genre of shows like this.
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 April 2017 23:56 (seven years ago) link
I'm just a little surprised they never even accidentally invoke or reference a movie outside their bullseye. They could stick to their usual fare forever, that's fine, but it's weird that even when they're ripping on stuff their examples always seem to be directly related to the movie at hand. So a big complaint about a new Star Trek might be how it's not as good as an old Star Trek, though better than the last Star Trek. A new Alien movie is discussed almost exclusively in the context of old Alien movies. They can go deep on Star Wars, but only how it fails or succeeds compared to old Star Wars. I don't know if this is intentional, some sort of hyper-myopic discipline, but it's just so ... circular. They do do annual (I think?) catch up episodes that tackle other movies outside their typical purview, but it's obviously rushed.
I actually like the show and reviews and observations, but can't quite figure them out, and don't always feel it's exclusively cynicism at work. Like, sometimes Mike will reveal some massive gap in his knowledge, and I think, you're a professional film geek who went to film school who watches movies for a living, and you haven't seen x?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 22 April 2017 13:29 (seven years ago) link
"man that new Star Wars was so far inferior to Gunga Din"
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 22 April 2017 13:32 (seven years ago) link
Most of these kind of folks - meaning uber-pop culture nerds. And I say this from personal experience working around people like this, etc - only truly care about watching things that are part of a "franchise" or related to some major pop culture phenomena. To them, "The Godfather" is an art film. Wouldn't be caught dead - or would probably die - watching a Bresson or even something like "Stalker". And quite a few of the ones I had gone to NYU Film School!
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 22 April 2017 13:45 (seven years ago) link
*And quite a few of the onesI knew had gone to NYU Film School!
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 22 April 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link
Eh - I'll retract the snarky "Godfather as art film" comment because they mostly had a good or at least solid education in cinema studies but I never heard them reference anything outside the pop stuff when talking about the pop stuff.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 22 April 2017 13:49 (seven years ago) link
It would be funnier if they reviewed something like Gunga Din or whatever and kept comparing it to Star Wars.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 22 April 2017 13:52 (seven years ago) link
tbf, these franchises and blockbusters are such a huge part of popular culture and clearly like 75% of what Hollywood focuses on, so there's nothing innately wrong with zeroing in on them. But it does often feel like a more constructive MST3K. "We're stuck in here and all we can do is watch b-movies and blockbusters!"
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 22 April 2017 13:54 (seven years ago) link
now keep in mind that mike and jay neved completed a film studies coursebecause they used their extra time to build a wheel of the worst
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 22 April 2017 15:40 (seven years ago) link
I feel like we need a separate thread for this topic if there isn't one already because it's interesting to see where people draw their aesthetic lines. Like I'll watch almost any older horror/sci-fi movie without regard to where it hits my brow (within the past week I've watched Red Planet Mars and Critters 2 and Kwaidan) but I won't touch that SyFy Mega-Sharkulapus shit with a ten-foot pole.
― Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link
More interesting than talking about Stars Wars 8.
I love sci-fi, but I've never been into shitty b-movies for the sake of b-movies, and generally don't like winky movies that emulate shitty b-movies. But that's sort of self-affirming: if I like it, it's not that shitty. Tying into RLM, when they review "Escape from New York" they essentially talk about it like it's a schlocky b-movie, which I suppose it (like most/much John Carpenter) is. And yet, I've never thought of it as a schlocky b-movie, just a cool John Carpenter movie that I've always loved. Maybe it's just the ineptitude of much shlock that bugs me? If the acting and directing and writing is competent, I usually don't have trouble getting behind it.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:03 (seven years ago) link
In 2017, all movies are schlock
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:16 (seven years ago) link
Sorry - where's the post a controversial opinion / trenchant social commentary self-clowning thread
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 April 2017 17:19 (seven years ago) link
If things are more interesting than talking about Star Wars 8 then maybe reallocate priorities about posting on this thread imo
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Saturday, 22 April 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link
Let's switch out the Chapo thread with the Brexit thread and the Brexit thread with this one
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 April 2017 20:05 (seven years ago) link
tbf I am mostly just bitter about nerd-dom's transition from a marginal culture w/a heavy DIY & countercultural context to a mainstream culture eagerly strapping on corporate feedbags, cuz I definitely remember/still enjoy the former, while the latter has become one of the most nauseatingly oppressive cultural forces ever
Heh. Yeah, part of what a couple friends & I have talked about in our last few shows. It's one thing to enjoy what you like, but what happens when your leanings get are so predictably monetizable that endless megacorps just shit out cheap dollar store detritus stamped with a recognizable logo.
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:14 (six years ago) link
when your leanings get are so predictably monetizable
This was always the case, it's just the money sources are bigger now.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link
On the other hand, the bigger fandom gets, the more opportunities there are for different types of people to participate. Would stuff like Clexacon exist if it Star Wars hadn't made genre fiction huge?
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 02:38 (six years ago) link
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, April 21, 2017 11:34 PM (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
TBF they used to have Jessie but she opted to stop going in front of the camera due to getting too much negative attention from creeps.
I appreciate that their Re:View strand is an attempt to talk about non-current films, but it's odd that they never discuss non-English language films. It's like that sort of thing is just not on their radar at all. I've also noticed that there's a clear divide between the "art films" crowd (e.g Jay and Josh) and those who just like dumb blockbuster stuff(Mike and Rich).
― Pheeel, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 11:40 (six years ago) link
spent some time daydreaming about directions they could take Star Wars 8 last night, now to work on my fanfic
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link
On the other hand, the bigger fandom gets, the more opportunities there are for different types of people to participate.
― Uhura Mazda (lukas), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
Yeah, kingfish pointed this out the last time we were talking about this, and it's kind of been niggling at me ever since. Not meaning to in any way diminish her agency in that choice, or the very very very real array of massive creep presence for any woman who basically makes herself public in Internet nerd circles.... but I feel like there's more that could be said or interrogated about this. Without knowing any of the actual details, I wonder: do the RLM dudes do much, or anything, to discourage negative attention from creeps, or create a space that says that kind of attention is uncool and unwanted? I could be wrong, maybe each of them puts in six hours a week going through their comments threads and clearing out shit, but their actual on-camera decisions and content don't really sustain that.
They could, for example, state outright that being creepy is unwanted, and that their goal is to create a great discussion place for thoughts and LOLs about movies, and that that requires making people feel safe, and that means pushing out harassment and creeping. Or even stick it as a standard disclaimer in their episodes. Or even say "you know what, seven years ago we thought the kidnapping-rape-murder stuff in the Plinkett videos was just a laugh but we've come to see it as not really that funny, or worse, and we're pulling it from the site"? Or plenty of other roads that they could go down, but don't. Not only have they not done that, to my eyes they've done the opposite by speaking a language that's just this side of Gamergate - especially in their coverage of Ghostbusters 2016, which was 75% devoted to mocking strawpersons for whom ~any criticism of the movie means you're a sexist~ etc. So I think it's not really enough to say that the fans were creepy and that was that.
Beyond their specific choices I think it raises some interesting questions about the structure and format of shows like this. Given a sexist Internet culture, where the presentation of people's bodies and faces operates differently for people of different genders, is there something about the "talk show" format that needs examining? That is, you mostly see the hosts in chairs/couches, interspersed with clips from the movie - their appearances are part of the content and so at the least maybe there's an extra onus to take on the kind of disclaimers I'm thinking of, especially when the hosts are overwhelmingly male and there was only ever one woman per episode (not counting the person-on-the-street interviews and the victim-in-the-basement 'comedy' in the prequel reviews). It's just a very bro-y format and I don't think that's neutral either. This dovetails with some thoughts I was having about ILX on another thread recently so sorry if I seem to be talking in three directions at once.
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link
It's almost as if we need a RLM thread at this point?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link
I don't think I've watched more than five minutes of those dudes and it was years ago, so probably
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
jesus christ you guys, talk about Star Wars
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
idk about a whole thread for RLM especially as it invites irate googling gamergaters but i would be into a thread about gender and cultivating healthy audiences/spaces in nerd vlogcasts generally or something
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link
I have some theory that while some people are naturally stronger in the force, Jedi and Sith using the force distorts the fabric, kind of like how large masses and gravity distort spacetime. So Rey, while naturally very force sensitive, is suddenly capable of things someone untrained shouldn't be in TFA
Either that or she's some sort of sink for force energies, so Kylo Ren being near her both weakens him and gives her this power to tap that she was previously incapable of
idk probably neither and she's just strong in the force and having her do shit in TFA was just a plot device
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
xp I am down with irate gamergaters invading a couple threads, we could use a shake up and could always just ban them
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:16 (six years ago) link
fair enough i just also think RLM by themselves are the interesting thing about this, even if they've been the lightning rod for my thoughts in this area.
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link
er AREN'T the interesting thing about this
The scene when Kylo Ren is interrogating Rey is the turning point where she starts actively using the Force as opposed to being very sensitive to and experiencing visions as a result, isn't it? My theory is that her Force sensitivity allowed her to sense what KR was doing when he was attempting to read her mind, allowing her to mimic some of his skills. It seems like a similar thing happens during the fight in the woods, where initially she is overmatched but grows in proficiency as the fight goes on and she watches/absorbs more of KR's technique.
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link
And then Luke spends this new movie going "Yes but."
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link
"To truly be a Jedi, you must-""- sit on a mountain and glower? Got it."
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link
imo if everyone force sensitive just stayed at home and talked to flowers or w/e we'd have fewer issues. that's what Luke is on about with this island thing
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link
Getting this image of Luke just wandering the island with an acoustic guitar, singing to the birds.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link
maybe talking to Ben and Yoda, hanging out with birds, etc
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link
"Really, I just wanted to be Jack Johnson."
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
my other high concept idea was that the trailer is being literal -- seeing the light and the dark is very jedi/sith-centric and it's a really reductive view of the force. just like the republic (and the core/outer rim worlds and other known sectors) is a really reductive view of the universe -- there are other beings beyond the outer rim and horizons should be broadened
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link
I'm curious what they'll do with design this time, of ships & droids.
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link
I read something about a casino planet (!!) in this one so ... uhh ... expect that?
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 23:33 (six years ago) link
How about a planet...with lots of different types of enviro-*ethered*
― nashwan, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 23:58 (six years ago) link
like a luxury casino planet, or like nal hutta which is mostly crime but lots of gambling
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 27 April 2017 01:04 (six years ago) link
"Casino planet" just gives me 70s BSG flashbacks
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link
Can't wait
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/27/b8/79/27b879db6e3ef2f109cc4be44e481006.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link
isn't the casino planet concept from one of the late 70s comics? maybe I'm thinking of that wheel sattelite thing
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
wow they could have a bar, with all different kinds of aliens
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
Sarlaac roulette wheel or GTFO
― nashwan, Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sabacc
This was ostensibly the card game that Han originally won the Falcon at. Who knows how they'll pervert or transmute this happening for the new one.
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Friday, 28 April 2017 06:51 (six years ago) link
Yeah, they shouldn't try to pervert the original artistic vision of Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The Visual Dictionary!
― Tuomas, Friday, 28 April 2017 07:37 (six years ago) link
some things are sacrosanct
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:56 (six years ago) link
Can't wait for the Sarlacc movie
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:04 (six years ago) link
Sarlacc and you know it
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:17 (six years ago) link
Say it loud, Sarlacc and I'm proud
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:19 (six years ago) link
Sarlacc y'all, Sarlacc y'all Sarlacckity-lac and Sarlacc y'all
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:20 (six years ago) link
suggest lacc
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:45 (six years ago) link
When the Force bites dark, and the speeder's too slowAnd there is no do, only try; but the Death Star is go
Then Sarlacc will tear us apart again.Sarlacc will tear us apart again.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 April 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
SarlaccIn the middle of the
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 April 2017 03:00 (six years ago) link
Are we doing ok over therE?
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Saturday, 29 April 2017 06:16 (six years ago) link
Vanity Fair's traditional Annie Liebovitz-shot cover story is out as of today: http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/05/star-wars-the-last-jedi-cover-portfolio
Some great pics in there. These two are killing me.
http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/59245798b2306f2287537fd1/master/h_1440,c_limit/star-wars-portfolio-06-2017-ss09.jpg
http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5924579852a3f44dc6f3a8a9/master/h_1440,c_limit/star-wars-portfolio-06-2017-ss10.jpg
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
after all this jedi training it's more like Daisy Ripped-ly amirite
― mh, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
Daisy, radly.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
who is the young girl?
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link
Carrie's daughter Billie Lourde, who has a role in the new one.
― how's life, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link
She was in FA too, I think.
― the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link
Don’t read that story if you want to go in spoiler free, btw.
SPOILERS
*a Death Star blows up*
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:11 (six years ago) link
xxp yeah, she had like one line in FA. She was also on FOX's "Scream Queens."
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link
Shakey don't join the Whineylympics man
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:00 (six years ago) link
you seem to be unfamiliar with shakester's SW thread shtick
― mh, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link
when 4 out of 7 films feature a space ball it's warranted
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:29 (six years ago) link
i mean 5 out of 8 films (forgot rogue one)
in future installments every character will be played by a death star
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link
heh
― DJI, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link
What I learned from that is: while watching TCM, Hamill scarfs a whole box of wheat thins, while Fisher would drink all the coca-cola.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link
do the jedi's win?
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 23:09 (six years ago) link
You're like Method Man asking Ghostface "Is he dead?"
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 May 2017 04:09 (six years ago) link
Only if Meth misspelt "Dead"
― pickety third (stevie), Thursday, 25 May 2017 10:19 (six years ago) link
I have a bad feeling about this one.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 25 May 2017 12:11 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/0azA06r.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 26 May 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link
Hahaha.
― the ghost of markers, Friday, 26 May 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link
― Οὖτις, Friday, 26 May 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
"Yeah? Well that guy doesn't work here anymore."
― pickety third (stevie), Sunday, 28 May 2017 09:00 (six years ago) link
not sure where else to put this but jeez, living hard to the end.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Carrie Fisher's autopsy report shows the actress had cocaine in her system when she fell ill on a plane last year, but investigators could not determine what impact the cocaine and other drugs found in her system had on her death.The report released Monday states Fisher may have taken cocaine three days before the Dec. 23 flight on which she became ill. She died four days later.It also found traces of heroin and MDMA, which is also known as ecstasy, but that they could not determine when Fisher had taken those drugs. The findings were based on toxicology screenings done on samples taken when the Star Wars actress arrived at a Los Angeles hospital.
The report released Monday states Fisher may have taken cocaine three days before the Dec. 23 flight on which she became ill. She died four days later.
It also found traces of heroin and MDMA, which is also known as ecstasy, but that they could not determine when Fisher had taken those drugs. The findings were based on toxicology screenings done on samples taken when the Star Wars actress arrived at a Los Angeles hospital.
― nomar, Monday, 19 June 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link
that is tragic
― doing a dime in the big house with my old man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 June 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
a sorrow indeed
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 June 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link
nice journalism there, well done 👍
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 June 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link
the only good part of the AP report was her brother's comments which boiled down to "who gives a fuck, my sister is dead"
― mh, Monday, 19 June 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link
i feel really sad but conflicted about this because she was an addict yes but whether any of these drugs in her system contributed to her death is not really established? also how *much* was in her system isnt really covered? some of these stay in yr system for a while so to the layperson it makes it sound like she was partying her tits off or on some kind of "tragic bender" or something
not to be captain save a carrie but releasing this without concurrent analysis/explanation seems p irresponsible because it allows the the opportunity to misinterpret given her history of substance abuse
tl:dr
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 June 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link
seriously though, todd fisher's statement is basically that. she ate bad foods and smoked a lot and had heart disease. neither her suddenly dying nor the fact she'd had some drugs is a mystery, when she talked about all of those things all the time in stage shows
― mh, Monday, 19 June 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link
yeah exactly
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 June 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link
someday my family will be like, "he died like he lived, drinking a little too much and being a complete klutz" when I manage to trip and fall down an open manhole outside the bar
― mh, Monday, 19 June 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link
Glimpses of characters (including Finn in Imperial/FO uniform and pink haired Laura Dern) and creatures (a wolf made of ice?) and most importantly CasinoWorld here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye6GCY_vqYk
― nashwan, Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:54 (six years ago) link
Loving the look of it!
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:23 (six years ago) link
little characters that are kind of cute but probably not dominating 1/3 of the movie like the ewoks would be pretty great
― mh, Monday, 17 July 2017 00:13 (six years ago) link
in other news I did trip while exiting a bar this weekend
― mh, Monday, 17 July 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link
Looking ahead one movie, meantime: can an interview be described as 'beige'?
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/colin-trevorrow-defends-star-wars-episode-ix-directing-gig-book-henry-reviews-1021534
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 July 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link
The director — who also helmed Safety Not Guaranteed and Jurassic World — also thanked Italy for its history of supporting the arts and said, "In America right now, it is difficult to make art."
― Number None, Monday, 17 July 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link
fingerpaint embargo
― President Keyes, Monday, 17 July 2017 19:55 (six years ago) link
I...don't understand anything about that quote.
― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 July 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
Except maybe that it might be difficult for Colin Trevorrow to make art, in America or elsewhere.
― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 July 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link
Sadly this is evidently not the case!
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 17 July 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link
But is it art?
― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 July 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link
That last Jurassic thing is the dumbest thing I've paid to see in the theater in aaaaages. Entertaining enough in the moment but really dumb and instantly forgettable.
― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 July 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link
Trevorrow sounds like a bit of a putz
― El Tomboto, Monday, 17 July 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
Lots of new pictures/details here:
http://ew.com/movies/2017/08/09/star-wars-last-jedi-porgs-caretakers/
But there is another alien life-form inhabiting the primeval Jedi temple.“They’re kind of these sort of fish-bird type aliens who live on the island,” Johnson says. “They’ve been there for thousands of years, and they essentially keep up the structures on the island.”The Caretakers are slightly more anthropomorphic than the porgs. They’re animated with a person inside (Daisy Ridley said a friend played one of them) and they wear clothes and speak in an alien tongue.“They’re all female, and I wanted them to feel like a remote sort of little nunnery,” Johnson says. “Neal Scanlan’s crew designed them, and costume designer Michael Kaplan made these working clothes that also reflected sort of a nun-like, spartan sort of existence.”They can communicate with Luke through what Johnson describes as “a blubbery sort of Scottish fish talk” but they’re not thrilled to have him hanging around. Johnson says they “tolerate” his presence.The Force is connected with life. Yoda’s world of Dagobah was a swamp, teeming with flora and fauna, and so this ocean world would naturally evolve beings who are drawn to this sacred place. Johnson said they’re amphibious and may have risen up from the seas to tend to the buildings on this craggy archipelago eons ago.“You get the sense they did at some point or maybe they occasionally do [return to the sea,] but when we see them, they’re land creatures,” Johnson says. “They’re these big matronly creatures, but they have these little skinny little bird feet. They were really fun to work with on set.”
“They’re kind of these sort of fish-bird type aliens who live on the island,” Johnson says. “They’ve been there for thousands of years, and they essentially keep up the structures on the island.”
The Caretakers are slightly more anthropomorphic than the porgs. They’re animated with a person inside (Daisy Ridley said a friend played one of them) and they wear clothes and speak in an alien tongue.
“They’re all female, and I wanted them to feel like a remote sort of little nunnery,” Johnson says. “Neal Scanlan’s crew designed them, and costume designer Michael Kaplan made these working clothes that also reflected sort of a nun-like, spartan sort of existence.”
They can communicate with Luke through what Johnson describes as “a blubbery sort of Scottish fish talk” but they’re not thrilled to have him hanging around. Johnson says they “tolerate” his presence.
The Force is connected with life. Yoda’s world of Dagobah was a swamp, teeming with flora and fauna, and so this ocean world would naturally evolve beings who are drawn to this sacred place. Johnson said they’re amphibious and may have risen up from the seas to tend to the buildings on this craggy archipelago eons ago.
“You get the sense they did at some point or maybe they occasionally do [return to the sea,] but when we see them, they’re land creatures,” Johnson says. “They’re these big matronly creatures, but they have these little skinny little bird feet. They were really fun to work with on set.”
https://ewedit.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/000263243hr.jpg?w=2700
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link
“a blubbery sort of Scottish fish talk”
cultural appropriation imo #boycottstarwars
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 18:50 (six years ago) link
For not being Henson's Creature Shop creations, those characters are really Hensony!
― mh, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link
The Caretakers, that is. The porgs have kind of a different feel
― mh, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link
Yeah, my first thought was that these were urRu a few thousand years down the evolutionary line.
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link
My second thought was that I am a fucking nerdo for remembering they're called "urRu," idiosyncratic capitalization and all.
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link
Looking sharp Snoke's Praetorian guards.
http://media.comicbook.com/2017/07/snoke-praetorian-guard-3-1011967.png
― nashwan, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
https://icantunseethatmovie.com/2017/07/29/last-jedi-photo-shoot-stills-reveal-new-guards-and-costumes-images/
― nashwan, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link
We haven't seen a non-hologram version of Snoke yet right?
― how's life, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link
i'm snoke
― mh, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 23:33 (six years ago) link
, mates,
― softie (silby), Thursday, 10 August 2017 00:37 (six years ago) link
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Thursday, 10 August 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link
sure that isn't Burgess Meredith's corpse
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 10 August 2017 02:12 (six years ago) link
I'm still not sure if that's legit or some sort of red herring
Was that in EW or from a specific source?
― mh, Thursday, 10 August 2017 02:30 (six years ago) link
Pretty sure it was in the batch of character shots which were obtained somehow and then removed at request of LFL.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Thursday, 10 August 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
on a related note, I poked around looking at fan websites, and that makingstarwars website has some really bad content!
they've gotten a little better, but the "here's a sketch of this character we heard about/what luke skywalker's new cloak looks like" drawings are pretty bad
I kind of want to start a site where I post sketches of fake leaked ideas and they all look like a first effort of someone who just bought "how to draw star wars characters"
― mh, Thursday, 10 August 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link
if you just follow the link nashwan posted, the snoke pic and better shots of the red guards are all there
I want to do a bizzaro gazzara thing though let me try this out
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 August 2017 03:21 (six years ago) link
luv2snoke jedis
lol awesome that was more fun than I thought
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 August 2017 03:22 (six years ago) link
Yes, I was referring to nashwan's link!
― how's life, Thursday, 10 August 2017 08:58 (six years ago) link
Yeah I completely misunderstood your question, sorry
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 August 2017 13:13 (six years ago) link
http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/20170310_n_nerdistnews_snoke_feature.jpg
Is this dress white and gold or black and blue?
― how's life, Thursday, 10 August 2017 13:56 (six years ago) link
are we all still embodying the theory that he's a Wizard of Oz-esque projection
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 10 August 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link
I'm intrigued because, barring a second trailer that has more lot teases, I'm really not sure where they're going with this movie at all! I've been keeping up on all kinds of Star Wars junk and there are a bunch of things that could possibly tie in, but it really seems like they've done more fleshing out of the universe than anything.
I think most of my fears about it all going wrong, plot-wise, really only apply to the 9th episode. This one's wide open.
― mh, Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link
the main "projection" going on is fans wanting to believe he is an interesting villain who is part of an interesting story, for which unfortunately there are no clues, crumbs or easter eggs in ep 7.
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link
man, remember how mysterious and evil the emperor was before George Lucas decided we needed to see him in episodes 1 - 3?
― mh, Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link
how cool would it have been if he only showed up at the tail end of episode 3, and used evil sith magic to enthrall the senate and set himself up as emperor, no real backstory
― mh, Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:07 (six years ago) link
mainly i wonder how much ep 9 is going to be affected by carrie fisher's death
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link
I worry, but if they can kill Han Solo... they can work around her absence, hopefully
― mh, Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:18 (six years ago) link
Hoping for Snoke a quick Looper-style montage showing how he became like he is over the last 30 years
― nashwan, Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link
well, they knew going into episode 8 that han was gonna bite it - who knows what their plans for leia were before carrie fisher died. she's supposed to have a pretty substantial role in ep 8 iirc
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link
xp or the last.... 3000 years
― mh, Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link
my worry for episode 9 is that they're going to take the idea of a threat outside the known galaxy as a unifying thing that brings the remnants of the new republic and first order together. who knows, maybe Snoke already is that threat and it's not been realized
― mh, Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link
theory? but holographic projections are all over these movies! a holographic projection is the key plot point of the first film.
if the theory is that he is somebody else projecting what we see then that would be a first for the series. i don't see why he would look like something else and then project a sickly battered visage.
if they make any moves towards getting past the Skywalkers it will be all for the better imo. family drama killed Star Wars
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 August 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link
it's a red herring, Snoke is actually George Lucas
― mh, Thursday, 10 August 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link
Snoke is Franklin Richards
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 August 2017 16:36 (six years ago) link
I reread a bunch of Fantastic Four before bed the last couple nights, and while unlikely, I will go with... maybe
― mh, Thursday, 10 August 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link
nah fantastic four movie rights still belong to fox not disney
could well be molecule man tho
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 August 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link
So this site http://www.starwarsunderworld.com/2017/08/first-look-at-last-jedi-funko-pop.html?m=1 got a leak of Funko collectibles coming out later this year for SW8 and pretty much confirms that Snoke linked above is accurate:
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hxnSaPFLmtw/WYtqxjk1IRI/AAAAAAAANmk/NbeGoR4D1SMMeI7ZDSnEylalZmVEoWy8QCLcBGAs/s1600/20708445_687132608155321_7624941176112905743_n.jpg
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Thursday, 10 August 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link
nifty bathrobe
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 August 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link
Snoke is Betty White?
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 10 August 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link
Snoke is ET Evil Fairy Gothmother
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 August 2017 21:31 (six years ago) link
If you imagine him thirty years younger and still recovering from the horrific mutilation of his face and neck, it's pretty clear who Snoke is:
https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/databank_dengar_01_169_18886b62.jpeg
― Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 August 2017 22:52 (six years ago) link
'snoke' is an almost-anagram for 'ewoks' guys
it's clear that snoke is in fact a freshly-shaved wicket from return of the jedi, driven insane by the carnage he witnessed on endor and bent on indiscriminate revenge
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link
Rian Johnson is making the best star wars movie
Just off the top of your head, which movie would you guess has the most wipe transitions?— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) August 25, 2017
Poll answer:Empire - 42 wipe transitions!A New Hope - 31TFA had just 14 https://t.co/l87EVGnKYf— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) August 25, 2017
The most wipe transitions in a SW movie was Ep 1, with 55. To my eternal shame, The Last Jedi is bringing up the rear with a measly 12.— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) August 25, 2017
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link
wipe of shame
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 14:57 (six years ago) link
it's official, the last jedi is gonna be bad
― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 14:57 (six years ago) link
thanks to ILX I can no longer watch a wipe without thinking of TynanTynan!! and his amazing video resume
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 14:59 (six years ago) link
what the heck BG I thought you were on the team
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 15:00 (six years ago) link
i mean rian johnson just all-but-admitted as much on popular microblogging site twitter, what am i supposed to think
― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link
Looking ahead -- whoops!
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/colin-trevorrow-as-director-star-wars-episode-ix-1035463
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link
that can't be bad, imho
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 22:09 (six years ago) link
Yeah I'm not exactly broken up.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link
I'd be surprised if they didn't just give Rian Johnson another boatload of money.
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link
Is Abrams directing anything right now? Johnson is probably too busy on VIII to be doing pre-production on IX.
― jmm, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 22:47 (six years ago) link
It'll be interesting to see if there's a change in timeline -- as of now, IX is supposed to debut in less than two years.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 22:50 (six years ago) link
I have high hopes for this Johnson film and think Abrams should just stop whatever the hell he is doing and go away for a while
― mh, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 23:08 (six years ago) link
Hey guys you know who would be great for this, let's get Denis Villeneuve. No wait! Christopher Nolan.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link
Bring back Lucas
― louie mensch (milo z), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
Haas
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 23:45 (six years ago) link
ooh cool the opening scroll for star wars ix has been released: https://t.co/1vMRm8YiEU— Michael (@polyphonique) September 5, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 23:56 (six years ago) link
Sucks for Colin Trevorrow that things didn't work out for EpisodeIX. Maybe we can get a @TaikaWaititi #StarWars movie out of this?— Shaun McIlroy (@shaunmcilroy) September 5, 2017
Lolz. I like to complete my films. https://t.co/Uj6RgKbo9V— Taika Waititi (@TaikaWaititi) September 6, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
brett ratner has been sitting anxiously by the phone since this news broke
― Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link
I was about to suggest David Yates, but he's apparently directing the next four Fantastic Beasts movies until 2024, unless he kills himself beforehand.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link
I didn't even like the first one that much
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link
mandatory Brad Bird nomination
― nashwan, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link
that's a great idea tbh
― Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link
Yep! I'm down with the Bird.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link
I was bummed when it was revelaed snoke is not actually that big, I like the idea of a giant aliean species
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link
Please keep Abrams far away from this...
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link
my friend in the industry was wondering if they announce a replacement soon-ish or if Ron Howard will get the nod as a reward for jumping into Han Solo reshoots..
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 20:22 (six years ago) link
As of June, The Last Jedi was apparently on track to be finished in August, so maybe Rian Johnson is the most likely pick.
― jmm, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 20:27 (six years ago) link
I keep seeing "get a female director!" threads which is cool but seeing people like Suzanne Bier on those shortlists is depressing for several reasons
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 21:33 (six years ago) link
Maybe Patty Jenkins. I doubt that they'd consider Ava Duvernay before A Wrinkle in Time has become a hit.
― jmm, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link
I have a hard time imagining duvernay being Ron Howard level pliable
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link
Jenkins has already signed onto WW2 I think
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
nashwan has been on a roll recently, just sayin
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
Well Bird would've done The Force Awakens had he not already committed to Tomorrowland and maybe Incredibles 2 is mostly a wrap before Ep 9 filming starts. Would be awful to have to say no twice.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 22:47 (six years ago) link
Bird also recommended Trevorrow for the job...
― Number None, Friday, 8 September 2017 04:40 (six years ago) link
At this point, if Rian Johnson does as well as I'm hoping with 8, let him keep some creative control over 9, have some pros write the script, and _then_ get a journeyman director to fill that seat.
Kershner and Marquand did fine, although I prefer the former to the latter. The narrative has become bogged down in this "we didn't like his vision" crap because there's this idea that good movies are made by writer/director individuals who aspire toward auteurism, leading them to give too much control to people they slot in the role, but that's not what's done well for this franchise.
They need to remember made Empire Strikes Back, and to a lesser extent Return of the Jedi actually work, and figure out what the 2017 version of that formula is. It's not letting Abrams turn it into an Abrams homage to Star Wars, although that was serviceable.
― mh, Friday, 8 September 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link
Empire formula is, get a real director with some sense of how to work with actors, a cinematographer with a strong sense of how lighting and color and blocking will bring scenes to life, real screenwriters with an ear for economical and listenable dialogue that conveys character and tone in a compellingly structured story that's about something... and then off in a parallel production, have George Lucas deploy an infinite budget to painstakingly produce the greatest special effects action sequences humanly conceivable. A dynamite cast and some interesting and memorable locations don't hurt either.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 September 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link
Sure, you definitely have to work with what you've got
― mh, Friday, 8 September 2017 14:45 (six years ago) link
guys how about we get george lucas back to direct the next one
it rhymes
― Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 September 2017 14:47 (six years ago) link
flagged your post
maybe if we had a time machine and got George circa, like, 1972
― mh, Friday, 8 September 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link
your lack of faith etc
― Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 September 2017 14:51 (six years ago) link
hmm so faith in vader, the empire, and the sith is a bulletproof strategy now?
― mh, Friday, 8 September 2017 14:52 (six years ago) link
trenchantpostgenerator.exe
― Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 September 2017 14:54 (six years ago) link
Episode IX should be directed by a sentient toilet.— BANDZ STACKHAGE (@NickPinkerton) September 6, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 September 2017 15:26 (six years ago) link
i mentioned brett ratner on wednesday, yr post is redundant
― Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 September 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link
he said "sentient"
(lifted that joke)
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 September 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link
did you guys see the tweet going around that said "Joss Whedon announced as director of Episode IX!"
it was the first rickroll I've clicked on in a while, beautiful
― mh, Friday, 8 September 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
I nominate Bong Joon-ho.
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Friday, 8 September 2017 16:13 (six years ago) link
At this point, if Rian Johnson does as well as I'm hoping with 8, let him keep some creative control over 9
8 will be the first Star War I've seen since Caravan Of Courage, please let Johnson escape back to making his own films afterward (and maybe directing Mountain Goat videos & Better Call Saul episodes)
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Friday, 8 September 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link
I'm cool with that trajectory
― mh, Friday, 8 September 2017 19:15 (six years ago) link
Neil Breen as director
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 8 September 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link
starring Neil Breen as Han Solo
― jmm, Friday, 8 September 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link
would also watch
(was also gonna watch the Lord & Miller one, when it was going to exist)
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Friday, 8 September 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link
8 will be the first Star War I've seen since Caravan Of Courage
hawhat
― nashwan, Saturday, 9 September 2017 13:13 (six years ago) link
they should ask David Lynch to do IX
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 9 September 2017 15:55 (six years ago) link
There's a risk he would take the franchise label too literally, and he wouldn't like leaving any loose ends for the next three-pack to pick up.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 9 September 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
i've hacked into all the death stars of all the empireslynch would refuse like he did with ESB. couldn't hurt to ask.
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 9 September 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
he turned down rotj but yeah
― mh, Saturday, 9 September 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link
I just don't know if he would be capable of explaining the way The Force works as well as George did.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 9 September 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link
would watch david lynch's american grafitti / george lucas' inland empire
― Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 September 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link
I saw the trailer for Phantom Menace, thought "well that looks shit," and tapped out
are you suggesting that this was an error
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Saturday, 9 September 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link
http://io9.gizmodo.com/werner-herzog-gets-his-nihilistic-hands-all-over-star-w-1802917523
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 9 September 2017 21:33 (six years ago) link
Read this as you going from Caravan Of Courage to TLJ without having seen TFA (or Rogue One if that counts). This feels like a particularly unusual position if so (extra credit if you saw CoC only recently).
― nashwan, Sunday, 10 September 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link
no, that's right. Saw CoC in the cinema in 1985.
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link
Not only would Breen be the last Jedi he would be like " i INVENTED the force"
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link
two years ago I was annoyed that I would have to watch a JJ Abrams film at some point so that I'd be able to follow a Rian Johnson film in 2017. but then I never happened to catch it on TV, still don't want to pay for Abrams, can't be bothered to steal it, and figure there must be a 4-minute youtube I can find that'll tell me who the characters are.
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link
it... was really good?
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link
i rep for the public library on this one
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 11 September 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link
one of the best things i can say about TFA is that it doesn't really feel like a JJ Abrams film
― nomar, Monday, 11 September 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link
i feel like Kathleen Kennedy gave him some directives on that front. i swear there's only maybe two lens flares.
― nomar, Monday, 11 September 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link
I did buy the comic Star Wars Tales #20 in 2004, with short stories by Pete Bagge, Gilbert Hernandez, James Kochalka and Tony Millionaire. And I once watched someone play Lego Star Wars on Dagobah for ten minutes.
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
I am shocked by these violations of your strict ethos
― mh, Monday, 11 September 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link
holy shit dude you've been to dagobah???
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link
yeah but "really good" like Brick, Looper, Brothers Bloom, Fly and Ozymandias, or "really good" as in "not totally shit, for a condensed remake of three old films for children, with the same final level battle that TWO of them already had forty years ago, and a bunch of Dramatic Reveals of the old characters, as long as you actively wanted to see a remake of etc etc.?"
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link
it was an accident, my navigation droid crashed my fighter
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link
I read part of a Rian Johnson interview yesterday, and autocorrected part of it to "Every time I sat across from Mark Hamill, I couldn't help thinking, this is one of the luckiest movie actors of all time."
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
he's not even one of the luckiest movie actors in a star wars movie tbf
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
If you divide iconic stature by talent, he might be.
(Hayden Christensen has no stature.)
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link
fwiw i saw Hamill on B'way 30 years ago, and he was fine.
https://www.ibdb.com/broadway-production/the-nerd-4445
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 September 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
whatever you think about his performance in the original trilogy - and undoubtedly he does clunk in places - he has delivered some great performances elsewhere so i am genuinely interested to see what he does in the new one
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 September 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link
I still am hoping for the scene where he goes "So now Rey, you are... The Last Jedi" and then takes his own head off with a lightsaber
obviously that's why he was so shocked on the script direction
― mh, Monday, 11 September 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
i hope he does it in the opening 30 seconds
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 September 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
that would be a hell of a ride, albeit insanely short
― mh, Monday, 11 September 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
it would be the greatest troll move of all time, i'm gonna be kinda disappointed if it doesn't happen now
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 September 2017 18:09 (six years ago) link
If you look at Snoke's newer pictures, it kind of looks like someone grafted a head on to a different body
And if you look at the head, half of it is pretty screwed up, as if it was injured, or maybe... burned? And he has blue eyes
Now, who do we know of who was already kind of tall, with blue eyes, and had his body really damaged, and burned... but might have had half of his head protected from the fire by.. a helmet?
man I love coming up with the dumbest ideas, it's more fun than real plot speculation
― mh, Monday, 11 September 2017 18:17 (six years ago) link
The First Order doesn't stand a chance.
http://www.ohhaitrebor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ezgif.com-crop-2.gif
― jmm, Monday, 11 September 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
rian johnson has a sticker for you mh
.@rianjohnson pic.twitter.com/TGpriXMntO— Kristen Hidalporg (@manraysky) July 19, 2016
I think I'm signing on with "snoke is ezra bridger"
― El Tomboto, Monday, 11 September 2017 23:45 (six years ago) link
I think that one is just a little less likely than "snoke is jar jar"
― mh, Monday, 11 September 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link
the point is to justify the dumbest theory btw
I started with "snoke is darth vader's scorched genitals" and worked backward
― mh, Monday, 11 September 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link
It's Abrams: http://www.starwars.com/news/j-j-abrams-to-write-and-direct-star-wars-episode-ix
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link
Gross
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link
can someone remind me if the nerds will by annoyed or overjoyed at this and then i can calibrate my response appropriately
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link
Return of the JJ
― jmm, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link
annoyed
― Dominique, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link
Back to the future!
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link
Jeeeez
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link
a safe pair of hands i guess but maybe the least inspiring choice short of ron howard
thought and prayers 4 brett ratner obv
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link
At least hopefully Colin Trevorow and Josh Trank have learned some very important lessons from this experience, in that they'll never work again.
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:39 (six years ago) link
It's a tragedy for the trajectory of Star Wars directorship that Garry Marshall and Nora Ephron are no longer with us.
― Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link
still waiting for a full and frank account of just wtf went on with josh trank's fantastic four, feels like the craziness we've heard about so far might have just been the tip of the iceberg
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link
bring back McG
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link
do we need a Star Wars 9 shit talk thread now
Might as well.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link
where's McG? is it too late for him to tear this from Abrams? :)
― mh, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link
im fine w JJ but it seems like suicide to get the person who wrote Batman V Superman to write this
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:04 (six years ago) link
Yeah, I was just looking up Terrio. Not promising.
― jmm, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
im fine w JJ but it seems like suicide to get the person who wrote Batman V Superman to write this― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, September 12, 2017 4:04 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, September 12, 2017 4:04 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
if anything kennedy and kasdan have shown they'll murk any director they think isn't toeing their company line so I wouldn't worry too much. I guess its a problem if you hated ep 7 but I thot its fine..
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link
I'm interested in seeing what Abrams will do when not under the specific restriction of "Reassure everyone that we still know how to make a Star Wars".
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link
"I give you...Mega Super 8!"
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 20:55 (six years ago) link
smoke monsters assemble
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 21:02 (six years ago) link
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, September 12, 2017 5:04 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this. The Force Awakens was great fun, and that's all I ask for from the franchise.
― Cyndi Larper (stevie), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 09:14 (six years ago) link
Abrams to direct hour 1, Johnson to direct hour 1.5
― nashwan, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 10:53 (six years ago) link
why not give it to Sofia Coppola
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 10:53 (six years ago) link
trailer tomorrow
― Number None, Sunday, 8 October 2017 13:15 (six years ago) link
supposedly extended Luke constipation scene
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link
Tickets on sale tomorrow as well.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 October 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link
how big the spaceball gonna be this time?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 8 October 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link
bigger'n your post count
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
Okay, Drafthouse has them on sale at least. Got tickets for Saturday the 16th, much to my surprise. (These last couple of go rounds, I've usually had to wait a week.)
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 01:39 (six years ago) link
New poster just ahead of the trailer.
http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2017/10/the-last-jedi-theatrical-blog.jpg
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 01:39 (six years ago) link
I like it although Kylo looks wonky.
― piscesx, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link
Is that a new face below Chewie?
― jmm, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 01:56 (six years ago) link
Yeah, that's Kelly Marie Tran's new character, Rose Tico.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 01:58 (six years ago) link
We are live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0CbN8sfihY
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
Do not watch that if you want to be un-spoiled.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link
It's true: they show a porg.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:07 (six years ago) link
Looks cool, but multiple cutesy creatures is a bad omen
― Moodles, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:07 (six years ago) link
How dare you say that about Oscar Isaac < / Lord Sotosyn >
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:22 (six years ago) link
I calls 'em likes I sees 'em
― Moodles, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:34 (six years ago) link
I felt a disturbance in the Force
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 03:01 (six years ago) link
I mean, of course.
The Star Wars trailer is terrible. Has anyone involved even SEEN Star Wars? pic.twitter.com/UhaHQO0mNt— Sixsixsixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) October 10, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 04:36 (six years ago) link
The Jawas are multiple cutesy creatures, gtf over yourselves.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 07:52 (six years ago) link
that's just how adam driver looks tho
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 09:28 (six years ago) link
THIS CHRISTMAS huh
one in the eye for those politically-correct 'holidays' assholes, trump will be thrilled
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 09:31 (six years ago) link
looks cool for a Star War
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 10:58 (six years ago) link
I still don’t get why, if you have fast little speeder ships, you wouldn’t just flank the walkers instead of flying at them head-on. Those things can’t turn.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:36 (six years ago) link
just hang in their blind spot and blast their asses
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 11:40 (six years ago) link
Twitter Users Have Feelings About the Porgs From The Last Jedi
Here's one scorching hot take from someone who probably threw a shit-fit over szechuan sauce:
tfw you realize everything you love will be forever and irreversibly corrupted by the need for merchandising revenue. pic.twitter.com/dy7qlHRE1T— Ankit Panda (@nktpnd) October 10, 2017
IIRC in Empire they make a point of stating how heavily armored they are so presumably the original plan was to attack the cockpits before they came up with the tow cable idea. The cockpit glass (or transparisteel or whatever they call it) would seem to be the only real vulnerable point for ships that size. And the heads on the original walkers had a pretty decent range of motion -- it looked like they could cover about 120 degrees side to side and the same up and down.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 12:02 (six years ago) link
ROFL
Good luck getting Kathleen Kennedy & @RianJohnson to explain what #TheLastJedi means. We tried—here’s what they said https://t.co/IJRch5ed40— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) October 10, 2017
It’s Luke.— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) October 10, 2017
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 12:13 (six years ago) link
The porgs are a sad reminder that there was never a stuffed Hoojib for me when I was a kid.
https://static.wixstatic.com/media/d53688_2357ff8bcffb4660ab0ce2b4ea85e10a~mv2_d_1800_1902_s_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_473,h_500,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/d53688_2357ff8bcffb4660ab0ce2b4ea85e10a~mv2_d_1800_1902_s_2.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 12:18 (six years ago) link
also I thought they had guns on the side and back, flying fortress-style, but apparently not.
― AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 13:19 (six years ago) link
xxp first response hall of fame
― mh, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 13:31 (six years ago) link
sorry i haven't kept up. is Harvey Weinstein under that cowl?
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link
meh, dunno. Looks Star Wars themed, otherwise, looks like any other space action movie. Emotionally, think I'm already off this train, but will probably end up seeing because conditioned behavior is a real thing
― Dominique, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link
the teaser from a couple months back was actually very well-done but i actually think that's a pretty terrible trailer.
― nomar, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link
i mean individual shots and moments look fine, it's just poorly edited and paced.
― nomar, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link
scene in the trailer with kylo ren (?) (i didn't watch the previous one) against the red background is super gorgeous
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU2KAK5VAAA7SJk.png
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:39 (six years ago) link
OK stop.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:40 (six years ago) link
"this is not going to go... the way you think!"
-- Rian Johnson to Mark Hammill after getting feedback on his script
― mh, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link
I found the latest SW alright except for the Kylo Ren dude.I mean, one of the things that made Vador great was the mystery and the esthetics of the helmet/mask.but this one seems to spend all his time without the helmet. A bit like Iron Man in these Marvel movies...
― AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:45 (six years ago) link
Imagine you've spent years parrying, psychologically and physically, a heavy-breathing man in armor.
Imagine after all those years the mask comes off and it's John Ritter.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link
Kylo Ren is the best part, precisely because of his frustration in not getting to be Vader. He loves Vader's mystery and aesthetics too.
― jmm, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:54 (six years ago) link
First SW film I will see but, like Dominique, the emotional investment has faded. I really liked Rogue One - can rewatch it over and over because it just looks and sounds fantastic - but could honestly care less about these new characters. Will go for Luke and Chewie.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link
*First SW film I will see where...
Kylo Ren as Kitty Sanchez
"Helmet on, hair down...no, hair up helmet off...no helmet off, hair down..."
― nashwan, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link
http://cdn1.alloy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kitty2.jpg
― AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link
"I've made a huge mistake."
https://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rj-3-600x251.jpg
― nashwan, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
Porg Wars 9: Porg
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwoEjDJXuvdGclq/giphy.gif
its like i got some Final Fantasy XIII in my Star Wars
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 21:52 (six years ago) link
live Snoke looks cool. Rey training sequence looks pretty dope.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link
this animal is called an Ice Binch. this is canon now https://t.co/ciJZidWjGj— Emma Roller (@emmaroller) October 10, 2017
enjoyed this last night
― mh, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 21:59 (six years ago) link
anyone else missing Domhnall Gleason? Loved him in the first one as Nuxx. Aside from that super good job on the ad. Don't trust him Rey!
― Coffee Bob, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link
Do it Rey! I want to see Rey have a fling on the dark side before settling into boring Jedi-ness.
― jmm, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link
Hey, Rey, take a walk on the dark side.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link
is Oscar Isaac nude in this
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link
He gives of himself to his cause.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:23 (six years ago) link
maybe this is well known but there's a youtube comedy series called millennial falcon that's disguised as a star wars nerdcast. they have a recurring bit about porgs now.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFWHlH4koGZDpMvS6flIkBxw52r0HCNCGthis playlist is out of order, can't find a better one
― Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
I really didn’t want to start guessing at the plot but my idle mind has had other ideas
― mh, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link
Porgs eat Luke and Rey, take over Chewie's mind, fly around in the Falcon, blow shit up, carve up Kylo and Snoke with minisabers, PORG REIGN OF TERROR.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link
that’s the plot of Porg Wars, it airs after Lego Star Wars
― mh, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 01:20 (six years ago) link
or I should say: wow Ned, you just wrote the next Family Guy special!
let me try this again
https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwAhWvO907XEv60/giphy.gif
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 02:32 (six years ago) link
*whispers* that’s ice binch
― mh, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 02:41 (six years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 06:58 (six years ago) link
Read the opening sentence of this as 'into lunch boxes and pyjama bottoms@ rather than ONTO and it became awfully sinister.
https://www.wired.com/story/the-last-jedi-porgs/
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 07:57 (six years ago) link
― how's life, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 08:35 (six years ago) link
"her... ?"
https://static.mmzstatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/star-wars-8-nouveaux-personnages.jpeg
― AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 09:19 (six years ago) link
https://gizmodo.com/69-porg-photoshops-that-will-haunt-your-dreams-in-the-m-1819350916
― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link
69 Porg Photoshops
nice
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link
Mark Hamil speaks -- a wry presence.
When the critic John Simon wrote in New York magazine that Mr. Ford had performed “adequately,” Mr. Hamill “uninspiredly” and Ms. Fisher “wretchedly,” Mr. Hamill said, “We had T-shirts made: ‘adequate, uninspired and wretched.’ I said, ‘Harrison, adequate’s practically a rave compared to what we got.’”
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 October 2017 11:33 (six years ago) link
when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”
cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(
― Uhura Mazda (lukas), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
Hmm what if Luke and Leia's twinship + Force strength means somehow if one dies so does the other?
― nashwan, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
no way, it's like highlander
― mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
/when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”/cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link
that's when Dark Luke shows up
― mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link
u mean luuke?
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:40 (six years ago) link
fp
― mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link
force push i assume
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link
Garth Vader
― drejelire, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link
Hey, new clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CB5SeBGkI
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 November 2017 04:54 (six years ago) link
pretty cool that rian johnson is gonna do his own star wars trilogy
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 9 November 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link
for ref
http://www.starwars.com/news/rian-johnson-writer-director-of-star-wars-the-last-jedi-to-create-all-new-star-wars-trilogy
― Number None, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link
oh I guess there's gonna be a live-action TV show too
― Number None, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link
The Young Han Solo Chronicles
― mh, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link
The Young Tentpole to Force You to Buy a Standalone Disney Steaming Service Chronicles
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:26 (six years ago) link
I hope he does some KOTOR shit
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Friday, 10 November 2017 00:19 (six years ago) link
the plot twist is that Rey is also a "force baby"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:51 (six years ago) link
150 minutes!
http://www.vulture.com/2017/11/the-last-jedi-will-apparently-be-the-longest-star-wars-movie.html
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 November 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link
value for money imo
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link
that's going to be like 1 hour standing in line outside, never mind the previews, then 150 minutes in the seat - I guess my fluid consumption on december 14 is going to need to be carefully planned
― El Tomboto, Friday, 17 November 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link
real fans cath
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link
I can't do that unless Driver shows his lightsaber
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
he does it in the trailer iirc
― wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
you're going to use the catheter if Adam Driver shows his....
nevermind, down a rabbit hole I'll never claw back out of
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2017 23:06 (six years ago) link
Happening in fifteen minutes
Psssst... at 10am Pacific time I’ll be taking over the @starwars account for a @Twitter q&a. MWAHAHAHAHA You can ask questions (and see a weird version of my face) by using #RianJohnson— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) November 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
So the three films this is inspired by are
Twelve O’clock HighLetter Never SentThree Outlaw Samurai
Right?
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Thursday, 30 November 2017 06:28 (six years ago) link
I am not 100% sure how I feel about this analogy but I do enjoy Old Mark Hamill
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/11/mark-hamill-the-last-jedi-runtime
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
mark hamill is kind of a treasure tbh
― Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
I misread their framing as Hammill saying the movie has a happy ending for a moment, and was bewildered.
― mh, Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
ugh I saw that footage of laura dern and the dumb robot and it convinced me to pick up a ticket for thursday
― Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 12:49 (six years ago) link
early signals are that this is amazing
― El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 13:49 (six years ago) link
early signals = Twitter reactions, right? yeah, never ever trust those. they're almost always ecstatic.
― Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 13:51 (six years ago) link
Response is v positive but in the most predictable way. Trying to avoid spoilers before Thursday night although still feel like I know a lot less about this one than the previous one in advance.
― nashwan, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link
My girlfriend's seeing a special screening tonight -- won't be able to catch it until Saturday myself -- and I'll post what her thoughts are (non-spoiler variety) after she's back. (And then I'm signing off the thread until Saturday.)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:12 (six years ago) link
screening's today in South Florida but I gotta work so
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link
Already saw it. I don't know what was more shocking: seeing Jar-Jar again or the fact that the movie is basically just about him.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link
Who would've thought that he was Rey's father.
― nashwan, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link
early signals are that this is amazing to people who thought VII was amazing
I was not one of those people
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link
Shocking revelations itt.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
the fact that I can barely remember a minute of the previous movie (and I think what I can only recall is stuff from the trailer) tells me that my love for the SW universe has come at an end.
I will watch this one then assumingly in the same way the last one - ie guy in pub brings in DVD to share with everyone.
― Ste, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
the fact that I can barely remember a minute of the previous movie (and I think what I can only recall is stuff from the trailer) tells me that my love for the SW universe has come at an end.I will watch this one then assumingly in the same way the last one - ie guy in pub brings in DVD to share with everyone.
― omar little, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link
will we finally find out what a jedi is?
― President Keyes, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link
Kind of waterfowl iirc
― .oO (silby), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link
Jar Jar injected Anakin with midichlorians.
― Moodles, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:37 (six years ago) link
I can barely remember TFA either beyond the climactic Kyle/Han scene, and I was stone sober.
― Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link
*Kylo lol
the last jedoo
pretty sure that's the plural
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link
i watched ep 7 finally last week after revisiting the original trilogy (return of the jedi: better than anyone remembers) and the prequels (which i love v much) and found it mostly .... all right. it’s the most visually anonymous star wars movie which made it hard for me to get into. the new characters were good but the movie didn’t seem to know what to do with them? and the han/leia dialogue was as painful as anything in the prequels. i think i’m just not a fan of abrams’ direction and his franchise redirects (mission impossible 3, star trek, force awakens) are a series of diminishing returns for me. still looking forward to the new one bc i like rian johnson and LAURA DERN IS IN IT
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link
My interest in the new one is largely Rian Johnson driven; I saw ep 7 once in the theater and had a good time but all it is in my memory is a big, messy rhyme of A New Hope that was probably written in the editing room. I think I'll be seeing it next week sometime with my sister in LA. Cinerama in Seattle is all but sold out until sometime after Christmas
― .oO (silby), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link
xp otm to all those reasons
― mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link
let's jam to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrOSuY12Rrs
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link
Replacing this song in the Special Edition was one of Lucas' greatest crimes.
― Moodles, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link
I'm hopeful the promoted "casino scene" in the new one gives us a sweet jam like that
― mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link
Casino scene? They should give a Star Wars Story to Steven Soderbergh so he can make Ocean's Fifteen In Space
― .oO (silby), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link
TFA was more of a relief after the prequels, and comforting to view in its familiarity, than it was a great movie.
― omar little, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link
that's something star wars has been missing, the idea that people enjoy things during a time of strife. even if it's a slimy crime lord, I want to see someone actually finding enjoyment in something. something other than slicing up battle droids or whatever
― mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link
Don't choke on your aspirations.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link
there was that delightful little moment when rey made puff-bread from paste, probably tastes hideous tho
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link
the new characters were good but the movie didn’t seem to know what to do with them?
fortunately many people tethered to electronics every waking hour don't care about plot.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
...he types with stentorian gusto
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
centenarian gusto, suh!
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
seminarian bluster
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link
i mean i don’t care about plot and am tethered to a device but i don’t think star wars movies can get by on just mood or assocation (they can however get by on pure fandom-oriented projection, which basically accounts for every force awakens gif set i’ve seen on tumblr)
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link
the main feeling i got from tfa was that the new characters were being forced through a script template
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link
Rey, Finn and Poe were all introduced and established really well. Poe's scope feels pretty limited compared to the other two I guess (heroic pilot is heroic).
― nashwan, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link
Have a ticket at 945 pm showing at one of the few legit IMAX theatres in the state.
Thanks to moviepass o/u of me seeimg this 5 times = even.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link
nashwan: UNLESS...
https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/889781/Star-Wars-Last-Jedi-Finn-Poe-gay-relationship-truth-LGBT-rumour-Oscar-Isaac-interview
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link
“As to actually seeing how that manifests in Poe - that isn’t necessarily going to be a clear story point in this one [Episode 8].
That's not a denial!
― jmm, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link
I asked a Star Wars nerd to go with me to this so I can just lean over and go "who's this?" any time I can't figure out what's going on
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link
Harf harf
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link
imo that's fair! Appreciate sic giving this a good try as a Rian Johnson fan
I can't argue that approach, I should have done that with Lord of the Rings because I still have no idea who half the characters are. By the end of the second I couldn't tell which long-haired northern european-looking human dude was which. At least Star Wars characters look relatively different so tracking them scene to scene is a little easier.
― mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 19:06 (six years ago) link
eh this guy hated 7
Saw #TheLastJedi. By far the best #StarWars movie since the original trilogy, maybe the best since Empire.— Tim Molloy (@TimAMolloy) December 10, 2017
― El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link
point taken, though keep in mind that he's also the author of Is Taylor Swift’s ‘Look What You Made Me Do’ About Pennywise the Clown?
― Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link
yep, until Armond White shits all over it I can't take any of this early press seriously
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 December 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link
tbf that piece kind of sounds like it was lifted from the TS snake gifs thread on ILM
― El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link
7 being fairly generic & essentially a retelling of 4 was kind of what I expected; Disney poured a zillion dollars into marketing this and making it into an EVENT and I think just really didn't want the reaction of "eh this kinda sucked" that the prequels got.
― frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 21:02 (six years ago) link
In unusual news: My wife (of all people, hadn't seen any Star Wars film until about 14 months ago) bought us tickets for this on opening night. Would be understandable if I was a fanboy but I hadn't even seen any of the prequels until we watched them together (see above timeframe).
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 11 December 2017 21:41 (six years ago) link
More of a Bond family?
― .oO (silby), Monday, 11 December 2017 22:11 (six years ago) link
oh god wouldn't that be horrible to be amazed by a movie /s
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 11 December 2017 22:28 (six years ago) link
your puny minds are tricked by a flash of light on a piece of celluloid WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
I think you’re missing the point that was being made, there
― mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 22:30 (six years ago) link
did Harrison Ford specify "No ghost shit for me in VIII"?
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 13:22 (six years ago) link
IIRC they're planning to have his poorly-stuffed corpse propped up in the Falcon's copilot seat alongside an inappropriately-grieving Chewie.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link
luke can use the force to make it seem like he's talking
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link
Head stuffed and mounted in Kylo Ren’s library
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link
Only Jedis have the power to become exposition-ghosts afaik.
― jmm, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:58 (six years ago) link
when they're having trouble in a battle his voice is heard, "I TOLD you to punch it to lightspeed!"
― mh, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:01 (six years ago) link
Embargo lifted and reviews everywhere and etc. I'll just say my girlfriend's take was that it was great, a more than good sign. Talk you all more on Saturday.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
v v nice
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link
Only spoiler I'll provide: we finally learn what a 'nerf herder' is and it's unspeakably filthy.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
A friend was disappointed.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
welp the new yorker is doing a little prequel rehabilitation in their review. was this the guy who wrote other contrarian/positive takes on the prequels?
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/richard-brody/star-wars-the-last-jedi-reviewed
I desperately miss the pseudo-Shakespearean dialectical wrangles and the exhilarating sense of C.G.I. discoveries that mark George Lucas’s last forays into the franchise—their sense of renewed personal investment in a cinematic universe that seemed to be growing ever more complex before its creator’s eyes, their sense that its creator was personally wrestling with a world that was escaping his own control and taking on a life of its own.
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link
take your prequel rehab think-links to the prequel poll thread
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link
oh good i nearly posted another one
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
was this the guy who wrote other contrarian/positive takes on the prequels?
lol people talk about people who like the wrong star wars movies like they're cryptonazis
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
there are several critics who like the prequels. most convincing pieces i've read have all been by mike thorn. don't know if i'd go as far as brody does in that quote
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link
I desperately miss
wrong adverb there
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:43 (six years ago) link
If Force Awakens is better than the first and third prequels, the gap is not large.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link
Force Awakens at least mostly got the star wars look and feel right, despite its flaws. That puts it miles ahead of any of the prequels.
― silverfish, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:02 (six years ago) link
it mostly had the plot of the original
Brody -- author of a massive book on Godard, and regularly assailed as a "contrarian" -- is perhaps mourning the steam-cleaning of any idiosyncrasy out of what is now 'perfected,' big-budget product.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link
i would sorta disagree that it got the feel right; first twenty minutes of tfa i was like "what movie is this where i'm watching a fleet of storm troopers land on a planet via a shaky handheld camera"
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:11 (six years ago) link
The prequels introduced a lot of new (to SW) tricks camera-wise (e.g. those odd zooms throughout AOTC's final third). TFA got the balance right between old and new re look and feel imo.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link
yeah, TFA didnt "feel" like Star Wars at all to me. It looked like it for the most part, which I guess is how Hollywood types interpret feel.
The prequels did (and do I guess) feel like SW, but then SW was always flawed, and take the orig franchise out of its moment, and you might get....well, the prequels.
― Dominique, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link
whenever i see the new one I hope Oscar Isaac has one joke as good as "Can't really understand you with the mask on"
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
I do laugh at that one every time
― mh, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link
By "feel" I mean that TFA feels like a lived in, solid world that has a history. I think this has a lot to do with using physical props and models instead of CGI-ing everything. The world of the prequels felt way more artificial and video game-like.
― silverfish, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link
half of that was George deciding 1080p was good enough forever
― mh, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:27 (six years ago) link
I fear I dare nto view it on the big screen - its all too much - maybe on my pone on netflicks
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:27 (six years ago) link
XP jedi power battels for dreamcast was fun
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link
Brody did write a lengthy prequels defence, yes
― Number None, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link
the thing about Lucas that gets me is every time I hear him say something re: the prequels like "I couldn't do all this stuff originally because the technology just wasn't there yet". Why does no artist ever get the idea of limitations being a good, maybe the most important, thing?
― Dominique, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:30 (six years ago) link
"every time," good lord, mh
These films can still be monumentally successful by appealing exclusively to SW nerds instead of a general audience because there are enough of the first class now (doing multiple admissions), and the g.a. is staying home to stream and watch TV no matter what.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link
Why does no artist ever get the idea of limitations being a good, maybe the most important, thing?
it's a bummer that we didn't get that original, non-CGI jabba the hutt
― voodoo chili, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link
Dominique, some artists do
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:36 (six years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/FordandMulholland.jpg
― voodoo chili, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:36 (six years ago) link
lol sorry Morbs, I knew that'd get you :)
Honestly the most movie repetition is being around my friends' kids, who will watch the same ones over and over. my coworker knows all these details of the Marvel comics films that I never noticed or forgot because he's caught ten minutes here and there over the year.
― mh, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link
xpof course, that's all my message hyperbole. But seemingly not Lucas -- and I think that's part of the magic of those orig movies, because it's this push/pull of his vision/ambition versus his budget versus what was actually possible.
― Dominique, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link
that's kind of why adding to or reworking the older films never made sense -- if your story and plot arc are crafted to the limits and contributions of your special effects and staging, altering the film throws everything out of balance
― mh, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link
adding distracting, random window-dressing to the picture just because you have the technology is not unique to Lucas--it's a big problem in video games, for example.
― Cat Person (Putting Out Fire) (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link
but yeah, it's important to quell that impulse. it helps to have an editor with actual creative decision-making power, which the prequels did not have
― Cat Person (Putting Out Fire) (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link
never considered dubbing in some Tom Stoppard dialogue, did he
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link
Look, we ain't talkin' about some hoity toity high-class enterprise like Last Crusade here.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:27 (six years ago) link
this all explains why I'm more interested in the planned trilogy RJ is getting to do on his "own" (to the extent that's possible)
― Simon H., Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:29 (six years ago) link
I kind of believe it, but the way these large ships are steered makes me skeptical
I could see, if the reception of this film is good, Johnson getting a reasonable amount of creative control over three films, but doubt he'd direct all of them?
― mh, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link
just overheard a convo in the men's room here that covered in 3+ mins this film, The Room and Disaster Artist.
Women are truly the superior of the binary genders.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:21 (six years ago) link
If I get any real work done tomorrow it'll be a miracle of commitment and focus
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:55 (six years ago) link
My wife has decided to indulge me and come along, and my BFF who doesn't even know from movies is coming over to babysit for free at 7pm so we have plenty of time to get in line at the Uptown 1
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:58 (six years ago) link
hah dude I almost took tomorrow off. had to talk myself out of buying a BB-8 bling ring today too
I'm going with one of my best friends. procured a nice Last Jedi t-shirt for the occasion, just need to de-sleeve it
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:11 (six years ago) link
Where I live a zip mock is considered super casual, we need more star wars buttondown oxfords tbf
MARKET GAP
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:24 (six years ago) link
with Death Star cufflinks
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:25 (six years ago) link
tie silencer neckties
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:28 (six years ago) link
there were some nice Star Wars winter hats on sale today and living in FL it's like "oh cool let me buy something I can wear 3 out of 365 days this year"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:30 (six years ago) link
this is where you learn to use the camera part of the phone and find out what your weird internet buddes can offer in exchange
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:49 (six years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61fb2TUyasL._UX562_.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 05:03 (six years ago) link
a droid for all seasons, such as it is
aw man I wish I had seen that when I was still office-bound
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2017 05:08 (six years ago) link
i'd have worn that to work every day
appreciated David Edelstein review that coined 'Luke Cavesulker'
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 December 2017 06:24 (six years ago) link
It’s good, I liked it. It’s all-over-the-place in the middle but the final hour is a barn-stormer.
― piscesx, Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
ugh i'm so excited to see this and idk why
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
First 30 minutes was awful though xp
― groovypanda, Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link
i mean i know why but really the force awakens should've defeated my desire xp
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
I love how Rotten Tomatoes gives the same weight to this person and the New York Times.
Diana Saenger ReviewExpress.com December 13, 2017Lucas Hit the Jackpot!Full Review | Original Score: 5/5
Over my 20 years and more as a syndicated film critic I have sat through many Star Wars movies. Most of the time I wasn’t impressed, but that’s part of my job. However, I did enjoy an invite to Lucas’s Skywalker Ranch where critics learned so much about the making of these films and all the work that George Lucas and his comrades put into making the movies.I just saw Star Wars: The Last Jedi and was delighted and immersed in the entire film. Writers Lucas and Rian Johnson have a real winner here, also to Johnson’s direction. We have new characters, new adventures but also back are some of our favorites making us laugh or holding our breath if they will survive.Several people are out looking for the long- lost Luke Skywalker (expertly played by Mark Hamill). One is his son Kylo Ren (a determined Adam Driver) who wants revenge for things Luke has done. Of Course we can’t forget Leia (Carrie Fisher) who also wants to find Luke and sends the newest character Rey (Daisy Ridley) who also appeared in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, to look for him.
I just saw Star Wars: The Last Jedi and was delighted and immersed in the entire film. Writers Lucas and Rian Johnson have a real winner here, also to Johnson’s direction. We have new characters, new adventures but also back are some of our favorites making us laugh or holding our breath if they will survive.
Several people are out looking for the long- lost Luke Skywalker (expertly played by Mark Hamill). One is his son Kylo Ren (a determined Adam Driver) who wants revenge for things Luke has done. Of Course we can’t forget Leia (Carrie Fisher) who also wants to find Luke and sends the newest character Rey (Daisy Ridley) who also appeared in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, to look for him.
― jmm, Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link
expertly played
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link
Needs a New York Times review for comparison. For all we know their reviews are also written by a 12 year old.
― groovypanda, Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link
Wait, Kylo Ren is Luke's son? So like, Luke and Han?
― how's life, Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link
I was glancing at the contrary opinions on RT the other day and there were a couple that really seemed like writers deciding this was their moment to break out and gain some publicity
I should track down the best one, the language was... florid
― mh, Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link
turns out Rey is r2dr and c3po's daughter
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:29 (six years ago) link
It's too bad the new one still has a 94%, well out of range for being genuinely interesting
― Simon H., Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link
Love when Morbs gets guffaws out of mummified-film-critic-dad Jokes
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link
"Dad Jokes"
UPROARIOUS!
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link
Seeing this in two days and hoping it's a whole lot more compelling than TFA
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link
i guffaw infrequently JV, mostly at Yorgos Lanthimos films
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link
is Jake naked in this one
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:22 (six years ago) link
making us holding our breath if jake is naked in this one
― crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:33 (six years ago) link
Crossposting with the op-ed toon thread:
I'm the distressed box office worker who wants more patrons to buy a ticket to the film I am showing at my theater, Care About Real Wars pic.twitter.com/1CI0sn0lVu— air brooks (@brooksasanoun) December 14, 2017
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link
Seeing the movie tmrw. How much of anything apparently influenced by “Letter Never Sent” made it in?
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link
this is a very odd film
― Number None, Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link
sometimes to its benefit, often not
xpost to Morbs : should I even watch his latest ( have it queued up) ?
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link
no idea where the raves are coming from at all, but then i felt the same reading all the 'Rogue One is better tan The Force Awakens' hype last year.
― piscesx, Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link
takin the kids tomorrow, hope it's at least alright
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:05 (six years ago) link
how would you rank tfa/tlj/rogue, pisces?
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:05 (six years ago) link
https://scontent.fman1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25157931_10214718160888386_1328498491748737967_n.jpg?oh=d4ae24ba342f8ed269207b707705a3ec&oe=5AD1EBA0
― Akdov Telmig (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link
tfa tlj(quite a big gap)rogue*
*although the Darth chunk at the end of Rogue is still one of the best things i've ever seen.
― piscesx, Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link
i will say that this had the single biggest LOL of any Star Wars film; caught me completely off-guard and i was still laughing to myself deep into the following scene. lots of people are saying the lols are not very Star Wars-y, ymmv.
― piscesx, Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:46 (six years ago) link
going to stop checking thread until tomorrow evening, but hoping for more lols along the line of “That’s not how the force works!”
― mh, Friday, 15 December 2017 00:25 (six years ago) link
Well I laughed out loud at least a dozen times. The audience also applauded about that same number of times at specific moments. Shit delivers.
There are a couple of real shocks in this I didn't see coming at all at least not at the moment they did. And one particular moment you can see coming maybe a minute or two before it does but was still jaw-dropping (it happens in space...sort of...).
My only real ish is with the ending and there are a few red herrings before it but it felt oddly conclusive - nothing like ESB in its final act.
― nashwan, Friday, 15 December 2017 00:49 (six years ago) link
A lot of stuff happens, none of it really matters though
― Number None, Friday, 15 December 2017 01:12 (six years ago) link
Does *anything* matter
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 December 2017 01:18 (six years ago) link
No one I’ve read yet seems to have spotted the (MILD TECHNICAL SPOILER) shot that very cleverly references the tracking shot from the party scene in WINGS yet. Thought it was cute.
― piscesx, Friday, 15 December 2017 02:07 (six years ago) link
yes JV, you should watch Sacred Deer, it's amazing it was even released in a country as humorless as America.
best in the series btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kJkhEcQ44k
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2017 02:18 (six years ago) link
This is an odd beast. Contains probably an equal amount of amazing and cringeworthy moments. Shakes up the formula somewhat, which I appreciated. Guaranteed to piss off nerdboys (a mark in its favor).
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Friday, 15 December 2017 03:47 (six years ago) link
this was maybe 2% better than TFA
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 04:42 (six years ago) link
some interesting stuff on the periphery and a few arresting images, but also a *lot* of dreck.
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 04:43 (six years ago) link
Wheeeeeemore tomorrow
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 05:13 (six years ago) link
For now, I’ll just say I’m incredibly stoked for Rian Johnson’s trilogy in this universe, whatever that ends up being.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 05:57 (six years ago) link
Some could make the argument that this is just an expensive, intentionally weird exercise in confounding expectations while playing an old popular song backwards, and they wouldn’t be wrong, but they would definitely be missing the point.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 06:02 (six years ago) link
not nearly weird enough imo
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 06:31 (six years ago) link
i liked it. I particularly liked the *spoiler* ironing the jacket shot.
― akm, Friday, 15 December 2017 06:40 (six years ago) link
" the party scene in WINGS yet"
what wings? the sitcom?
― akm, Friday, 15 December 2017 06:54 (six years ago) link
steven weber shucks with lightsaber?
― crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 December 2017 07:00 (six years ago) link
^^ lol yes that was fantastic
I really liked it, even if it suffered somewhat from Return of the King syndrome, and often it felt like Kyle Ren made decisions just to make them. It wore its emotions on its sleeves a lot more than any other SW film (though some of this might be residual sadness about Carrie Fisher), and I keenly felt the hope and despair of the characters.
It's probably my favorite of the new school Star Wars movies, and I'm worried I'll get whiplash when the series returns to JJ Abrams' shaky hands
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Friday, 15 December 2017 07:00 (six years ago) link
Xps the ironing shot was fantastic I mean
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Friday, 15 December 2017 07:01 (six years ago) link
"It wore its emotions on its sleeves a lot more than any other SW film (though some of this might be residual sadness about Carrie Fisher)" you mean your sadness? because she wasn't dead when they made it obv
I do wonder if they second guessed any of this after she died. they've certainly set themselves up for a bit of a conundrum in movie 3 now.
― akm, Friday, 15 December 2017 07:09 (six years ago) link
Right, i was saying I might have been projecting my sadness about Carrie Fosher, not that there weren't many intentionally emotional moments in the movie itself
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Friday, 15 December 2017 07:20 (six years ago) link
I'm guessing this is the Wings tracking shot mentioned above?
https://giant.gfycat.com/VeneratedFluidGroundbeetle.gif
― nate woolls, Friday, 15 December 2017 08:41 (six years ago) link
https://youtu.be/d1H699088FI
― piscesx, Friday, 15 December 2017 10:59 (six years ago) link
yes that’s the one, Nate.
― piscesx, Friday, 15 December 2017 11:01 (six years ago) link
*SPOILER* The ironing shot was great - however a lot of the other humour seemed forced. And the "cute" Chewie sidekick that popped up multiple times really was a horrible idea.*SPOILER*
― finlay (fionnland), Friday, 15 December 2017 11:10 (six years ago) link
re: humor, some was OK, some felt like Joss Whedon punch-up type shit.
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 11:24 (six years ago) link
Saw it tonight with my daughters and just LOVED it. Could complain or critique but why, it was a huge fucking spectacle, funny, moving occasionally, irreverent, beautiful even. Simon you sound a little bitter.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 15 December 2017 11:28 (six years ago) link
fwiw there was no applause in my audience either except at the logo and dedication, so I don't think I was alone inn my nonplussedness
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 11:39 (six years ago) link
Oh - well none at mine either, but we're Australians, we are a little reticent. Altho now you say it my crew seemed to enjoy it more than most.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 15 December 2017 11:46 (six years ago) link
if a tree falls in the forest...
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2017 12:29 (six years ago) link
Saw it tonight with my daughters and just LOVED it. Could complain or critique but why, it was a huge fucking spectacle, funny, moving occasionally, irreverent, beautiful even.
This was basically our experience with our kids. They were super into it, and we were v entertained too. And there was a LOT of applause during the film at our screening.
I mean, narratively, the series just gets more and more ridiculous the more times they tell the exact same story (O NO REBEL ALLIANCE IS DOOMED/WAIT THERE'S A NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED WAY TO SAVE THEM/NO WAIT, THEY'RE STILL DOOMED/BUT WAIT!...) But this one has a legitimately epic sweep, and I like this trilogy's cast. Even if their relatively high level of acting chops just highlights Hamill's hamminess.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 15 December 2017 12:45 (six years ago) link
hasn't he been doing the Joker voice for 30 years?
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 December 2017 13:08 (six years ago) link
Gonna just *SPOILER* away now fuiud.
I would've liked more casino but mostly just because I like to look at all the different alien folk properly.
Phasma was wasted and should've appeared earlier in the film - hope she survived the drop...
The first full shot of Yoda immediately made me wish they'd gone back to a puppet but he looked better in all subsequent shots.
Shame in a way to have so little need for R2 in this.
Snoke (and his guards) just looked fantastic albeit DEAD SO SOON :O
― nashwan, Friday, 15 December 2017 13:08 (six years ago) link
Well yes.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 15 December 2017 13:22 (six years ago) link
Guaranteed to piss off nerdboys (a mark in its favor).
How are we defining "nerdboys" here, because I'm a con-attending, toy-collecting saddo and I loved it. I especially love that prequel haters have to hear Luke Skywalker say the name "Darth Sidious" on screen AND lampshade the "actually the Jedi were arrogant fuckups" argument that Lucas made after Sith. (BTW I own that R2-D2 button down that HOOS posted and I wear it to the office often.)
Contra Richard Brody I think this was one of the most idiosyncratically directed SW movies! Not just things like the iron joke, but things like the Rashomon flashbacks involving Luke and Kylo Ren, the impressionistic flashes when Luke tells Rey to reach out with the Force, the pacing -- Tombot's description above "intentionally weird exercise in confounding expectations" is pretty accurate, but in a good way!!
Two specific expectation-confounding things I liked were rendering completely irrelevant the "Who is Snoke?" and "Who are Rey's parents?" questions.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 13:28 (six years ago) link
Phil cited basically all of the things I liked, besides the lucid action staging/editing and all red everything.
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 13:30 (six years ago) link
Also BTW does the Dixney/FOX deal mean Disney could put the Fox fanfare back at the front of these movies?
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 13:30 (six years ago) link
I also like that the middle third of the movie was basically that episode of nu-BSG where the fleet keeps jumping every 33 minutes to try to stay ahead of the Cylons, except they couldn't even do that and had to remain just out of artillery range.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link
as i posted in the wrong thread -- not bad, but really wish it hadn't been super-over-duper-hyped as OMG BEST EVER
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link
Yeah that was immediately reminiscent of BSG, loved it xp
Having the ground view of the Destroyers suddenly appear in the sky at the start...just one of countless great visuals I need to see again ASAP
― nashwan, Friday, 15 December 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link
Yeah, that was awesome. This statement from io9's spoiler-free review is a pretty decent summary statement:
From scene to scene Johnson is basically saying, “Look, if we can have talking slugs, laser swords, and lightspeed, why can’t I do this?” And then he does it.
And that's true for both good and bad. For every perhaps overly-broad comedy moment ("Could you put on a towel or something?") there's a scene like that or the Empire blithely destroying a medical frigate.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link
"And the "cute" Chewie sidekick that popped up multiple times really was a horrible idea."
WTF you have no soul
― akm, Friday, 15 December 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link
I must also have no soul because by the eighteenth new species of big-eyed furry creature all I saw was dollar signs.
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 14:07 (six years ago) link
99% sure most of my theater started crying when Luke is on the Falcon and tells Artoo, "Nothing you can say is going to change my mind" and he starts playing Leia's message.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 14:10 (six years ago) link
Not me, obvs. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
"Could you put on a towel or something?"
She actually said "cowl" right? Legit LOL
The Porgs were pretty pointless - liked that they were nesting away in the Falcon though.
― nashwan, Friday, 15 December 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link
I believe it was "cowl", yes. xp
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link
Er, not an xp there.
The only wave of emotion I detected in my screening was during the Luke/Leia scene.
The porgs were a positively tiny presence compared to Ewoks or Gungans, marketing people gonna market but if you break down the screen time, you'll prob find about 5-10 minutes of porgs
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Friday, 15 December 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link
Laura the Baller
― nashwan, Friday, 15 December 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link
I was very confused as to why it took so long for the ramming to happen, did I miss something
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link
That light speed ship-split shot caused audible gasps
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Friday, 15 December 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link
"I must also have no soul because by the eighteenth new species of big-eyed furry creature all I saw was dollar signs."
you mean there is a consumerist toy driven aspect to the new star wars? heavens!
― akm, Friday, 15 December 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link
Sure, but they really stuffed this one to the brim and then kept going.
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link
An important lesson from this film is to never, ever follow a plan cooked up by Poe or Finn. Those two dipshit cowboys are basically responsible for 99% of the resistance deaths in this movie.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 14:37 (six years ago) link
To the extent that it feels like a cop-out when Dern is like "I like him!"
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 14:39 (six years ago) link
xxp to simon
they really didn't. compare it to ROTJ or the prequels
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Friday, 15 December 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link
off the top of my head, the porgs, the horse things, the crystal dogs, and the little nun things were all on the cutesy end of new stuff. (if they market lactating toys of the teat creature we'll know they've hit the dregs)
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link
The Porgs and Vupltices (yes) could've at least helped in the fight. Porgs shitting on AT-AT windscreens while the Vulptices (YES) gnaw at their cables.
― nashwan, Friday, 15 December 2017 14:47 (six years ago) link
Those two dipshit cowboys are basically responsible for 99% of the resistance deaths in this movie.
Haha, yes, and if Admiral Laura Dern had just trusted in Poe to tell him her plan, Finn and Rose wouldn't have had to do any of the things they did. That's not QUITE Ebert's "idiot plotting," but it's close. Still, I liked Dern's character a lot.
I also liked that del Toro's character actually took the money and ran rather than having a last second change of heart. For a split second I thought that would be him in the AT-ST saving Finn and Rose.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link
Benicio was the MVP for sure
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 14:51 (six years ago) link
Bit disappointed that BB-8 and its First Order counterpart didn't actually go one on one so let's book ten minutes of Ep in for that.
― nashwan, Friday, 15 December 2017 14:55 (six years ago) link
fingers crossed benicio is fleshed out in the han solo movies
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link
This is canon now pic.twitter.com/lNvPKp1iPH— Jackson McHenry (@McHenryJD) December 15, 2017
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link
"fingers crossed benicio is fleshed out in the han solo movies"
is he supposed to have never aged? how would that even work
― akm, Friday, 15 December 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link
science fiction movies have magical makeup, costume, hair, and special effects sorcerers iirc
favorite image from the film (besides "Luke" facing down AT-ATs at dawn) is space wizard leia surviving the vacuum. tearjerking!
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 15:55 (six years ago) link
lmao I hated that scene so much and I'm not totally sure why
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link
You know what I just realized is a very important choice that they made? Nobody gets their hand cut off in this movie. Thank you, Disney.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link
Each SW director is allowed to choose either a hand removal or a bisection, but not both.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
*Shpoilers* I did like it a lot more than TFA. However, the only explanation I'll take for the Porgs is that Chewbacca took them as a sustainable source of meat on the Falcon. The Luke hologram sequence was bloody cool. However, like Simon I hated flying Leia...it felt very out of place in the sequence. The glossing over of Poe's coup attempt is ridiculous.
Things I probably thought too much about:
Are there not videorecorders in Snokes throne room? Or did the force disable them?
If a ship going at light-speed is so effective against Star Destroyers, why are there not kamikaze drone type ships? C3PO could also have taken one for the team instead of Dern and soulless old me wouldn't have cared.
Would they not physically inspect the gated cavern instead of trusting a schematic? These rebels are not smart enough to be worthy opposition to the First Order.
― finlay (fionnland), Friday, 15 December 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
Also, as god is my witness, when the movie wiped to Rey and Luke for the first time, and he reached to take it, I was milliseconds away from leaning to my wife and saying "He's going to turn around and chuck it into the ocean angrily." Then I thought naaaah, no way. The actual choice was funnier.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link
"it" = his lightsaber
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 16:04 (six years ago) link
I think technically Snoke's hands were cut off...during the process of a wider sliceroo.
― nashwan, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
And if Luke shut himself off from the Force did that mean he was jumping on that big fishing stick with no manipulation? Impressive.
― finlay (fionnland), Friday, 15 December 2017 16:06 (six years ago) link
Did anyone else notice that the credits include a listing for John Williams's original song from Altman's The Long Goodbye? I'm assuming it appears in the Canto Bight scenes somewhere but I wouldn't have been listening for it.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
LOL you guys this movie had both a space horse race AND a horseback chase scene in it. AND little ragamuffin space orphans.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link
I was so relieved the kids didn't have corkney accents.
― nashwan, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:13 (six years ago) link
oh god how I hated the adorable space orphans lol
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 16:14 (six years ago) link
controversial Luke lol i didn't mind: lightsabre river-chuckcontroversial Luke lol i did mind: wiping dirt off the shoulder at a crucially tense and emotional climactic moment
― piscesx, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link
otm
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link
other good, possibly fan-bothering lol: Yoda says the Jedi books were not much cop; 'page turners, they were not'.
― piscesx, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link
Great lol:
"The odds against it are fifteen thousand, two hundred and forty -- "
"SHUT! UP!"
" . . . to one."
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link
space wizard leia helps the audience cope with carrie fisher's death / sets rey up to take over for her as a surrogate daughter who brings jedi justice to ben
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 16:37 (six years ago) link
Another layer to this is how it seems like Johnson just decided to throw away everything from TFA he didn’t like. Snoke. Phasma. Kylo’s mask. By the end of this he’s boiled it down to the one big conflict that matters, taken the meaningless mysteries off the board, and raised the stakes by an order of magnitude
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:07 (six years ago) link
not reading the above right now, but don't you guys usually change over to a current thread once these genre OOH SPOILERZ things actually get released?
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link
I'm not sure how much credit RJ deserves for that / how free a hand he really had. xp
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link
naw Morbs think we only had the one thread for Star Wars 7 shit talk
― nashwan, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
https://society6.com/product/our-blessed-rebel-queen-carrie-fisher_print?sku=s6-8248160p4a1v45
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link
nashwan steered us right into spoilertown and there's no turning back
Ah wait how could I forget Star Wars 7 Spoilers Thread: This SPOIL bath is going to feel so good.
Better to keep it all in one place tho imo.
― nashwan, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link
should a mod add "now with SPOILERS" to the thread title?
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link
fine, i don't care who chops Luke's leg off
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link
lol unfortunately i've spoiled myself plenty already but i'm psyched for this film based on tombot's impressions
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link
return of the jedistar warsthe empire strikes backrogue 1the last jedithe force awakensrevenge of the siththe clone warsthe phantom menace
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
that's encouraging
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 December 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
there's unique magic to this one (without being too spoilerrific -- a super dope fantastic racing beast stampede) though for sure it is not perfect given its bloated running time but still it is way way worth seeing. it never gets as dumb as when han first got introduced in the force awakens with that raiders of the lost ark big trouble in little china space smugglers sequence. anyways i'd say the 'good' star wars movies outnumber the 'bad' ones now 6 - 3 \m/
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link
I wouldn't rate Return of the Jedi that high but I'd say my list would be:
EmpireNew HopeForceRogue 1last jedireturn
then all that other shit in a heap at the bottom
― akm, Friday, 15 December 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link
luke skywalker jedi knight outfit is the best star wars action figure
serious battlestar galactica / fifth element vibes in this one
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link
I got no bad feelings about this movie.
― Roz, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, December 15, 2017 12:24 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
If we do, will you stay in here and behave yourself?
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link
I enjoyed this. BB8 sucks though. I can't even explain why ... something about that little bugger gets on my last nerve.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link
was it the 8 scenes of BB8 Ex Machina that did it?
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 19:27 (six years ago) link
I like BB8 he’s such a little rapscallion
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:29 (six years ago) link
Totally. I liked the scene where General Hux was doing the Turing test on her but they could have tossed the rest of them. ;-)
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link
do Finn and Poe fuck in this
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link
https://entertainment.theonion.com/new-star-wars-film-once-again-disappoints-die-hard-ni-1821291309
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link
xp There were a few scenes near the beginning that I thought were REALLY playing with the Finn-Poe shippers for sure. Frankly Poe seems to love BB-8 more than any actual person.
BB-8 is p-dameron's muffit / space-pup
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link
I just realized there was no "I have a bad feeling about this."
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link
Sweet.
― how's life, Friday, 15 December 2017 21:07 (six years ago) link
“I have a bad feeling about this” could have been spoken by the protagonists during almost every scene, tbf
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link
Spoilery take on how this is finally the common people’s Star Wars http://www.vulture.com/2017/12/rey-parents-star-wars-last-jedi-populism.html
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link
BB-8 spitting coins and slot machine tokens at dandy arms dealers was not the subtlest class-warfare flourish
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 December 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link
boy this is kind of a mess huh
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 December 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link
nice to see eddie hitler getting work tho
my kids literally had to pee three times during this movie so i missed a lot of it (rey in a hall of mirrors??) but it was p good
the action didn't feel as lean and directed as TFA. there were even bits that were kind of.. boring? too much snoke. that was a cool red room though. and i loved the way it all burned and fell apart.
once everybody's safe i noticed rey just chilling with her characteristic bandages wrapped all up her arm EXCEPT on the actual place where she's been slashed lol
there was a LOT of innocent deaths going on in this one, like entire ships full of people, again and again and again :(
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 December 2017 22:54 (six years ago) link
the escape on the beasts was magnificent
agreed with the pointlessness of the poe/finn/rose gambit, and how quickly poe's forgiven
when rose and finn are in that cell, realising they're fucked, and they get an offer of help from an admittedly shady character, why aren't they immediately on the case? i know the script wants us to understand they don't trust him or believe him but what's the alternative?? they literally are like "nah we're good" when he promises he can break the code. uh? lost of lot of momentum and motivation for me there and i suspend disbelief for a whole lot less, believe me
and it felt like rey was on that goddamn island forever
hux has really taken snivelling to a new level tho, it is quite an accomplishment
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 December 2017 23:02 (six years ago) link
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 December 2017 23:09 (six years ago) link
Johnson had said that the plan was for this to be the more Luke-centric movie and the next one more focused on Leia (for reasons now clearer) iirc
― nashwan, Friday, 15 December 2017 23:14 (six years ago) link
i liked how tangibly glad poe was to see finn. probably the best thing for me about the OG trilogy was how much hand/luke/leia's friendships mattered.
on that tip, near the end, when poe introduced himself to rey i was like..... they haven't met?? that's crazy
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 December 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link
anyone else wonder if rose’s sister was originally written as her romantic partner?
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 December 2017 23:24 (six years ago) link
huh?
― Simon H., Friday, 15 December 2017 23:26 (six years ago) link
i did!!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 December 2017 23:26 (six years ago) link
my man
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 December 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link
tell you 1 thing for sure.. i've no idea where they go from here.
― piscesx, Friday, 15 December 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link
if anyone can write them out of the corner they’ve painted themselves into it’s... jj abrams?oh
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 December 2017 23:28 (six years ago) link
next film will have only droids and chewy as holdovers from the original.
I do hope Finn has more to do in the next film, I feel like he was kind of misused here. I just saw the movie for the second time, and I still don't really like that whole casino scene. bah.
― akm, Friday, 15 December 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link
the attempt at social/class commentary shit was weird and lame
― Simon H., Saturday, 16 December 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link
but yet not weird enough
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 December 2017 00:09 (six years ago) link
there's good weird and bad weird ffs
― Simon H., Saturday, 16 December 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link
hall of reys + teat monster + jodorowsky room were good weird
― Simon H., Saturday, 16 December 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link
Mark Hamill was very good in this btw
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 December 2017 00:29 (six years ago) link
Really dug Salty Luke
yeah, hammill, driver and kelly marie tran were the standout performances for mei could watch domnhall gleeson get smacked around all day
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 00:35 (six years ago) link
I was sad to see all the women pilots get such short shrift tbf.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 December 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link
Completely concur, bg. Hux standing awkwardly over the murder scene as Snoke’s bottom half flops out of the throne was great too.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 December 2017 00:48 (six years ago) link
Simon I would like to read a more detailed take from you on the lameness of the social/class commentary if you’re up for it
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 December 2017 00:50 (six years ago) link
the best, most surprising scene in this (yoda's tough-love destruction of the tree and dismissal of the jedi order) also kinda ends up poisoning the rest of it, i think
it creates the expectation that there might be further shocking twists, which makes it extra disappointing when kylo asks rey to join him and she doesn't - how much more interesting might it have been if she had taken his hand, or she had managed to persuade him to give up on the dark side? instead we're back to a big climactic battle scene, in which both sides line up and slowly advance towards one another across a flat white plain, which seems like an unintentional visual metaphor for how the film feels after the goodies and baddies are firmly established once more
the destruction of the tree is also completely undercut in the penultimate scene when the jedi books show up in the drawer on the falcon - so in the end all yoda really did was create a big bonfire for luke and tell him that failures are important like he's a cheap motivational speaker
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 01:07 (six years ago) link
BG extremely otm, I will write more on the class stuff later but these points are related
― Simon H., Saturday, 16 December 2017 01:13 (six years ago) link
lol was i the only one who interpreted those books as an allegory for the prequelsi was unclear on where Rey and/or the Falcon were supposed to be much of the time
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 16 December 2017 01:14 (six years ago) link
The Last Jedi currently rocking a 56% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, compared to 88% for TFA and 87% for Rogue One
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Saturday, 16 December 2017 01:27 (six years ago) link
"anti-SJW" reactionaries' influence at work there I assume
― Simon H., Saturday, 16 December 2017 01:39 (six years ago) link
all bollocks that though innit, TFA is *237* on the IMDB 250! i can bet you this goes higher or GETS there come 2019's episode. i'll bet money.
― piscesx, Saturday, 16 December 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link
Luke thought his final task needed to be destroying the Jedi legacy so Dead Yoda did it for him and reminded him it was never supposed to be dogma and artifacts, so that Luke could get over himself and do his real job, saving the last of the rebels. Dead Yoda also would have known that Rey had already swiped the texts. These old masters and their obfuscatory vague statements!!!The piece I linked above mentioned that the stable boy was Force sensitive, btw - did I miss something?
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 December 2017 01:47 (six years ago) link
I also really liked, post mortem, realizing why Luke always dodged and didn’t parry at any point during his duel with Kylo.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 December 2017 01:50 (six years ago) link
yeah, I get that’s what yoda was actually up to- it’s just that the narrative that his misdirection points to is much more interesting than what actually happens
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 01:53 (six years ago) link
which is unfortunate imo
I feel like that narrative can help fill out the next 150 minutes. After all the suffering inflicted on the rebels I feel like an old man and his dead prof burning down a tree was kind of “yup”
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 December 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
xxxp the stable boy very subtly Force-pulls his broom into his hand
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Saturday, 16 December 2017 02:24 (six years ago) link
how much more interesting might it have been if she had taken his hand, or she had managed to persuade him to give up on the dark side?
maybe it's just a part of living in this current world, but one of the best parts of this movie was that it briefly convinced me that Kylo had the right idea, like yeah! it's all shit, burn it all down and start over!
Kylo and Rey have insane chemistry - parts of this felt a bit like watching Reylo fanfic writ large. did they really need a gratuitous shot of shirtless Adam Driver?
― Roz, Saturday, 16 December 2017 02:45 (six years ago) link
re: Tombot's request for more on the attempts at social commentary
I guess I have two angles here, one of which I think is fair and the other is transparently unfair. The fair one is that the Star Wars universe is by design too simplistic for any insightful political allegory or commentary on a world that resembles our own. Good, evil. Dark, light. Rebellion, Empire. First Order, Resistance. For me and most viewers (though not all), the original trilogy works because there's lots of cool shit to look at and the plot beats are linked to big, obvious-but-effective emotional cues. By the same token, again for most viewers, the attempts to map out political intrigue in the prequel trilogy were misbegotten. (I'm sure people have written eloquently about the politics of the prequels but tbh I don't remember them well and fuck rewatching them.) The attempts here to introduce shades of grey - the both-sides-do-it arms deals, the class disparity on the casino planet, even to an extent Kylo Ren's hatred of the universe's own simplistic mythology - hint at a more interesting universe that these movies, by design, can't deliver on. By the end of the next one, Benicio's character (the mouthpiece for the movie's most ambiguous sentiments) will either redeem himself in service of the Resistance (in Han-ish style) or (less likely) be righteously killed. When the Resistance inevitably triumphs and takes control, they'll tack on some phony fix for the working underclass. Kylo's rejection of the universe's monolithic forces...just ends with him doubling down on Being Evil. So ultimately these nods at real-world issues feel like nothing more than a sop to contemporary audiences that expect "timely" digs at the 1%.
My unfair angle is that coming so soon after the Disney-Fox deal, the notion of this unspeakably immense conglomerate trying to sell class warfare back to us via one of their most simplistic properties left a foul taste in my mouth.
― Simon H., Saturday, 16 December 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link
"the destruction of the tree is also completely undercut in the penultimate scene when the jedi books show up in the drawer on the falcon "
fuck I saw this movie TWICE and didn't notice that.
― akm, Saturday, 16 December 2017 03:10 (six years ago) link
Something I will give Johnson credit for is that he knows people are going to watch this over and over so he lets things like that and the force-reach at the end go by in a split second, unremarked upon.
― Simon H., Saturday, 16 December 2017 03:14 (six years ago) link
Things I liked. Almost all the non-Benecio Del Toro and Laura Dern characters are likeable and well done. Creatures. Almost all of it looked great. It had different beats than the other films and they mostly worked. Some good fights.
Things I didn’t like. Soooo long. Casino Royale subplot. Three annoying kids.
Overall though I have a distinct sense that Driver is basically carrying the entire plot for this trilogy. I’m not sure there is much else here which sticks.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 16 December 2017 03:15 (six years ago) link
This was great.
Some of my friends are butthurt about all the dead end side missions as if that wasn't the intent.
They were all impulsively rolling the dice with Hail Marys when retreat was the only answer that made sense all along. The film redefined what heroism in the Rebel universe means. The most heroic moment being simple cunning sleight of hand.
Everybody wanted the mysteries of TFA to pay off with Empire-esque plot twists and...we've done that before. Why shrink the universe more?
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 03:29 (six years ago) link
Enjoyed this. Uncollected thoughts:
There was a graphic starkness to the b&w shot post-suicide run that struck me as straight anime.
BSG connections were stark in this, with echoes from both the old and the new series. The casino planet was straight out of the pilot of old BSG, wasn’t it?
Lots of calling back to old bits that were then subverted. C3P0’s line, the lightsaber grab from the throne arm, even the entire last third of the movie. Nice that they felt the need to have a nameless character point out that it was actually “salt.”
Leia uses the same pistol she wields in New Hope.
Interesting how Benicio has played an untrustworthy space character in two different Disney franchises.
More outright comedy in this than I expected. The iron joke was great. Some of Poe’s lines were a little too cute; the repeated “yeah I’ll hold” and actually saying “big-ass” at one point.
Apparently JGL voiced a character.
All in all, I wish Rian Johnson was doing Ep9 instead of JJ, but I dig the fact that he has his own trilogy to go play in.
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Saturday, 16 December 2017 07:34 (six years ago) link
yeah, this was easily the most striking shot in the whole movie (the sudden silence on the soundtrack is a really great choice too) - there was an audible gasp from the audience i saw it with
one thing that also really stuck out to me is rey's narration in the mirror sequence - is this the first time in the whole of star wars that we hear an inner monologue?
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 11:15 (six years ago) link
or at least what is presented as an inner monologue before we see cut to rey speaking those lines?
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 11:16 (six years ago) link
the small aesthetic digressions were def the best thing about the movie
― Simon H., Saturday, 16 December 2017 13:30 (six years ago) link
the other reason I know this movie was good is because it pissed off the right fanboys: people who simply just wanted another Star Wars movie that hit the exact same beats as the ones before it, nerds who just wanted more easy fanfic like TFA (which don't get me wrong, I loved). Don't get me wrong, I loved Rogue One, but - as good as it was, it was a movie that had no point existing. Everybody knew what was going to happen more or less, it just had to have the blanks filled in.
A lotta nerds wanted the Snoke and Rey mysteries to be these big, shocking reveals, including me going in, but that isn't ever what Star Wars did best so I'm actually happier they weren't. Empire was already a killer movie before the "I am your father" moment - that just elevated it. Rey's realization is a net positive - she doesn't have a legacy to uphold or adhere to. Her purpose in the conflict is her own to decide, rather than being prescribed to her like Luke's was laid out for him.
In the original trilogy, the Empire was the old guard, with aging veterans like the Emperor, Tarkin, and Vader eventually being overwhelmed by fresh, driven new blood in the Rebel Alliance. Here, the roles are reversed - the Resistance's leadership is filled with aging, fatigued ex-Alliance members, whereas the First Order is lead by hungry, fired up young men. Kylo sees this as necessary, that the previous generations have run their course, and its time for his to lead. His move makes perfect sense. Kylo doesn't like to kneel before authority - he wants to *be* the authority. He doesn't like being manipulated.
I also like how Rey confuses Kylo's conflict for sympathy for her cause. He adores *her*, and he still has a hard time with being the closed off, ruthless killer like his grandfather was, but he still believes the Resistance is scum.
The side missions all fail because Holdo had the right answer to the problem all along - and Rey, Finn, Poe all learn from their failures in a way that makes them stronger at the end of the movie despite being thinner in ranks.
anywho..going again today.
The world-building was great. Loved the casino-planet scene and Luke's hermit planet.
Praetorian guards are badass. What can I say?
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:10 (six years ago) link
it was funny when they started busting moves.. like a beefeater suddenly throwing off his cloak and flexing a kung fu stance
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
it was really the time for Star Wars-themed Wu-Tang music
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link
those are all good points neanderthal!
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:26 (six years ago) link
especially the wu-tang one
I have to admit I've been to the Star Wars toy aisle a few times this week, playing it off like "I'm looking for my kid" (I don't have kids).
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link
yeah i like your generational take, Neanderthal, it feels right and true to the movie once again i didn't like any of the humanoid character CGI. it just looked like cartoons. snoke's scariness in particular suffers imo because a subconscious part of your brain knows he's simply not real. as the tech gets better, say 5-10 years out, large chunks of this movie will look v embarrassing
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link
I feel like Snoke was just an ex-Senator who had a botched plastic surgery
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
My Snoke backstory of choice is he’s an Order 66 survivor who went bad in exile
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link
it was def nice to see puppet yoda back in action (even if he did look a little... off in his first few shots)
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
still sticking with my ‘snoke is an insane shaved ewok’ theory
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link
something so weird about andy serkis locking up every cgi job going. nobody else could have done that? they had to pay serkis rates?
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
biggest disappointment -- where are the knights of ren? i was promised knights of ren!
also regarding rey's parentage -- do we trust a knight of ren to be honest?
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
not i!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
speaking of mocap, apparently mark hamill played the drunk little alien that keeps pumping change into bb8 xxp
good point about the knights of ren! rian johnson says the first cut of the movie ran over three hours so maybe they've hit the cutting room floor again
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:04 (six years ago) link
Lol yea its like two movies no knights
IMO the 9th film is gonna say the previous 8 films were a coma patients slumber dream
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
Don't get me wrong, I loved Rogue One,
no let me get you wrong!
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
Wait that wasn't CGI? Damn
― nashwan, Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link
p sure the first shot of him was CGI, and a few subsequent ones too
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:20 (six years ago) link
hard to tell if the first shot was or it was just because of the glowing haze. I've seen it twice and can't tell. when he's wiggling around and sitting down it definitely the puppet though.
"Apparently JGL voiced a character."
who is that?
― akm, Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link
http://www.slashfilm.com/joseph-gordon-levitt-has-a-cameo-in-star-wars-the-last-jedi/
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link
ah. I was trying to figure out who JGL was and all I could come up with was Jennifer Gason Leigh
― akm, Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:57 (six years ago) link
totally re watching Rogue One tonight. Star Wars is great innit?
― piscesx, Saturday, 16 December 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
jean guc lodard
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 16 December 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link
cgi porgs were lame too. if they'd figured out how to do it practically it could have been great. i did appreciate a "lone chewie thinkin' baout things" moment tho
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 16 December 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
most of the porgs were puppets I believe
― Number None, Saturday, 16 December 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link
not that that excuses them
I like how in Luke’s fantasy oh himself at the end his hair is a lot less grey
― calstars, Saturday, 16 December 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link
yeah when he pulled off his hood at the end i was like ‘wtf I guess he stopped off for some grecian 2000 and a quick haircut on the way’
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link
Also blue lightsaber. Spent too much of that scene internally spluttering "but that's the wrong lightsaber!" before I realised what might be going on
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 16 December 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link
what is wrong with you porg haters
― akm, Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link
The porgs got a huge positive reaction in the theatre. But I suspect everyone else hated them
― calstars, Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link
The Porgs were a harmless diversion.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link
Not having Han helped this movie
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
guess I'll read Chewie and the Porgs by myself then
https://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Last-Chewie-Porgs/dp/1484780760
― akm, Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
He eats live Porgs
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link
Thats why they call him Chewie
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
he shoves them up his hairy ass Richard Gere style
― akm, Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
The main Rebel ship looked kinda like a giant dingleberry
if I were to venture a guess about the JGL voice it's probably the Canto Bight alien who reports the ship parked on the beach.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link
More aliens should have Baltimore accents
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link
Kelly Marie Tran below Gwendolyn Christie in the credits is some astonishing bullshit. That’s pretty much my only complaint.
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link
Agree. Phasma was just a cameo. KMT was great
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link
Kind of amazed Phasma wasnt executed for what she did at the end of TFA
wonder if she’ll turn up to get owned yet again in the next onestop trying to make Captain Phasma happen tbh (that just autocorrected to uppercase on my iPhone wtf)
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link
Seeing this in 4D is fun if u have that near u
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link
Also liked Luke's explicit references to events from the prequels
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
Kelly Marie Tran below Gwendolyn Christie in the credits is some astonishing bullshit.
wait waht that is bullshit
tran was so great - just instantly likeable and principled and charismatic. i hope she gets a lot of work off the back of this
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link
Apparently the JGL-voiced character is called Slowen Lo
― nashwan, Saturday, 16 December 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
i also hope her hair becomes iconic xp
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
This piece articulates many of the things I loved in the movie: https://www.avclub.com/part-kurosawa-part-wile-e-coyote-the-last-jedi-boldl-1821291545
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 16 December 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, December 16, 2017 2:40 PM (forty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there is a comic series about how she avoids getting executed apparently
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 16 December 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
Lol this universe man
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link
and to think it took this long for leia to be revealed as a jedi master
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 16 December 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link
there's one moment where Kylo looks like a human Tom Servo
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link
and now they can’t follow up on it :( xp
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link
really glad her daughter Billie got to be alongside her in her last Star Wars film
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link
TFA and TLJ actually the first two movies she ever starred in, too!
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Friday, December 15, 2017 9:37 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah and I loved that Johnson framed it this way to the audience, too. confounding the typical definition of heroism in the SW universe, where it's traditionally been ok for scores of young Rebel soldiers to die in 5 minutes as long as one of you delivers a badass knockout punch that results in a temporary setback for your opponent
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link
really need to re-watch this.
stuff I've been thinking about:
if TFA was disney "unfucking" the SW universe post-prequel then i can see this movie as further "unfucking" the Force as a belief system/religion etc. No midiclorians, no science. a poor orphan can use the force etc.
I could see TLJ really succeeding in a complete TFA->TLJ->EP9 cycle. That is to say Disney knows they have this for the long haul and they may have set up TLJ where it HAS to exist in w/in the other two movies.
Also feel like TFA built up a large reservoir of goodwill for future SW movies/EU material and they used a LOT of it on this one in ways I can't quite articulate. It seemed really piecemeal. Too many ideas @ once.
Not sure if I liked it!
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 16 December 2017 21:23 (six years ago) link
one for the poster
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
kinda bummed me out that maz kanata not only ignored the resistance's call for help (presumably; "no response") but she's a union-buster to boot
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 16 December 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
she possibly fucked the codebreaker guy tho
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link
Who we never see again!
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link
lol I loved that.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link
This was ok. Lotta ironic humor, lotta tribbles. My daughter and I left with a good knock knock joke idea.knock knockwho's there?pewpew who?pew pew!!! pew! pew pew pew!!!!
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:23 (six years ago) link
are you gonna tell us what the good knock knock joke idea was?
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link
I think of this the other way around - we are meant to understand that this will be their code breaker, but their distrust is entirely natural : why would a master of security be locked in a jail cell?
(It’s not clear what the film’s answer is - waiting for marks? Sleeping off a bender?)
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link
i get that but "pshaww" seems like the least helpful, and least believeable, possible response. the entire resistance is about to be wiped out, along with all their friends.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
maybe they stunned him like everyone else kept getting stunned and he just woke up.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
I think it's emblematic of the hubris that afflicts the young Resistance fighters throughout the movie. The codebreaker they were assigned was a stylishly dressed, cool Maz Kanata-endorsed dude. DJ is an eavesdropping, stammering criminal sharing a cell with them, whose background they don't know, and who makes it clear he's only in it for the money. He's the type of guy they've been programmed to think they shouldn't trust or get in bed with. (And, in actuality, their suspicions were correct, though mostly because they shouldn't have been on the mission to begin with).
They know they don't *really* have it covered, but they've pulled off many last-ditch efforts in the past and naively think if they can get released from jail, they can find the Kanata codebreaker and be on their way.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:53 (six years ago) link
maz kanata is a trumpian casino maven. not sure why they trust her, star trek long distance 3dphone style
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link
she's more than 1,000 years old, and is a former smuggler that is sympathetic to the cause. and Han Solo vouched for her. that's probably as far as it goes
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:04 (six years ago) link
I just assumed Benicio del Toro had lost that pin in a gambling match and that the guy wearing it was not the real code breaker. Because what are the odds that two people in the same remote place could be equally adept at breaking into the impenetrable fortress?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:23 (six years ago) link
except she said the guy would be rolling at a high stakes table, which lapel/coat guy clearly was doing
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:30 (six years ago) link
Justin Theroux is also credited as "Master Codebreaker"
― Number None, Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:49 (six years ago) link
Bill Hader does some of BB-8's sound effects? huh
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:54 (six years ago) link
feel like between this and Peter Rabbit, Domnhall Gleeson's going to really start enjoying his scenery chewing
So what happened to R2D2?
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:32 (six years ago) link
used as a makeshift privy
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:43 (six years ago) link
fathered several hundred porgs iirc
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:53 (six years ago) link
cy-porgs
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:54 (six years ago) link
This piece articulates many of the things I loved in the movie: https://www.avclub.com/part-kurosawa-part-wile-e-coyote-the-last-jedi-boldl-1821291545🕸
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:56 (six years ago) link
xpost -- Gross.
Enjoyed it! Imperfect, whoever said it dragged in the middle at points was right (I had to duck out at one point for a restroom break and pretty sure I chose well because I didn't feel like I missed anything much). During the movie I felt the whole 'sit-there-and-get-pot-shots-thrown-at-it' approach of the one cruiser was odd but given The Secret Plan and showing up impatience I suppose it works...sorta? Because why wouldn't a bunch of transports go to a convenient planet with an old base that's apparently right there.
But yeah, that was a fun watch, more than a few upendings of the SW visual templates, and the only two things I was convinced would happen -- Snoke surviving for a final showdown in the next film, and, perhaps oddly, Chewbacca dying (I really had a hunch that they were going to do that) -- obviously didn't, so I'm good with upset expectations. More than anything I'm intrigued where the hell the final movie in this sequence goes -- I figure Abrams will take it in for a solid landing and all but that's a higher bar to clear than before.
A whole lot of conservative types on Twitter seemed to really hate the movie. Sucks to be them?
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:00 (six years ago) link
that whole anti-1% sequence chapped their asses i'm sure
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:04 (six years ago) link
imagining College Republicans standing up and yelling at the screen
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:06 (six years ago) link
the other thing about the plan to go to the abandoned Rebel base is they had to come up with it on the fly, because they had originally jumped to light speed to escape and regroup for a while. Having Star Destroyers show up unexpectedly and kill 95% of their officers undoubtedly put a damper on things.
I'm not sure if the Mineral Planet was in the plans prior to all of that happening or if it just happened to be a lucky opportunity.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:11 (six years ago) link
why not more sorrow for Akbar?
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:12 (six years ago) link
"We're in the middle of nowhere and the First Order is wearing us down. Oh hey a planet!"
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:12 (six years ago) link
watching them all fly shitty, degraded speeders was amusing
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:13 (six years ago) link
I would wager most of my friends that didn't like this were the same people that didn't like Looper
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:16 (six years ago) link
Yeah, but what the fuck was even the point of that? “Let’s thin the ranks of our pilots a little more, we’re all going to die here anyway”
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:23 (six years ago) link
The newfound sense of humor among the bad guys is straight out of Spaceballs
― calstars, Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:23 (six years ago) link
It's the point where Poe finally learns to be a leader and calls off the run
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:44 (six years ago) link
Xpost
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:45 (six years ago) link
Though i suspect it was also because they believed there was only one entrance and once the ram cracked the door it would be all over. They were also hoping for help.
This is around the point where even Leia is packing it in iirc
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 01:47 (six years ago) link
Yes that was pretty clear at that point in the movie - it's suicide but we are done if they get the ram to blow the door.The thing which amuses me about this movie and Empire is the notion that they're delivering troops and fighting gear using starships, but instead of landing them where they want to attack, they set them down a few miles away and then head over on agonisingly slow walking machines. I mean, it's absolutely awesome and I love it, but still.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:20 (six years ago) link
What I remember one night, Tex and meRappelled in on a hot Rebellium L.Z.
― calstars, Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:23 (six years ago) link
Lol otm about First Orders terrible logistics
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:28 (six years ago) link
Man I dunno about this one. So much going on - almost too much - and so much that was downright corny, I thought, mixed in with some great stuff ( especially Mark Hammill's performance and the final 30 minutes of the film). But god there was a lot here that just felt...off. And I really don't feel a thing for these new characters. Old.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:57 (six years ago) link
Light speed offensive seemed the *moment* of the film - impressive from a film execution and maybe conceptual perspective. But yeah it didn’t hit me emotionally. Am I dead inside or do I just not give a shit about Laura dern?
― calstars, Sunday, 17 December 2017 04:47 (six years ago) link
I like Laura Dern very much but I'm with you. I just couldn't buy her in this. Some of the casting in these new SW films is just bad or borderline.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 17 December 2017 04:58 (six years ago) link
I wd be mad about those 2 posts but im high af
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 05:10 (six years ago) link
Calstars u woukda only enjoyed it if it took place entirely in Moz's cantina
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 05:11 (six years ago) link
Man I dunno about this one. So much going on - almost too much - and so much that was downright corny
My thoughts exactly on the corniness, from the one-liners and gags to the general vibe (doesn't he diss Captain Phasma as "chrome dome?"). As I watched it, even though I ultimately liked it, at times I kept getting this feeling that it was some strange mix of "Empire" but also "Jedi" (cute animals) and even the prequels (cute Coca-Cola commercial ready kids). Anyway, I thought it was all part of the general OTT space (soap) opera-niness.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 05:17 (six years ago) link
Yeah, he did call her "chrome dome".Loved Luke's weirdo milkman moment, though.
I thought little stable boy kid at the end was gonna do some pop-n-lock dance performance a la Boogaloo Shrimp in "Breakin'". The cheese...
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 17 December 2017 05:26 (six years ago) link
And that Maz Canata scene - wtf ? Yeah - could go on and on.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 17 December 2017 05:28 (six years ago) link
That scene that lasted two whole minutes?
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 05:29 (six years ago) link
Yeah, two minutes and it still stunk.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 17 December 2017 05:30 (six years ago) link
It wasn't a scene, it was a Skype
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 05:34 (six years ago) link
The way this movie dealt with Snoke, Rey's parentage and Jedi mysticism was awesome, great, moving. Issues are there to be found but man it hits the main chords so well, and all the conspiratorial Star Wars fans complaints only underline its strengths.
― abcfsk, Sunday, 17 December 2017 08:49 (six years ago) link
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 December 2017 08:51 (six years ago) link
fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal)Posted: December 17, 2017 at 12:11:32 AMCalstars u woukda only enjoyed it if it took place entirely in Moz's cantinaBar Wars? Would watch
― calstars, Sunday, 17 December 2017 13:05 (six years ago) link
forest whitaker in rogue one being maybe a lone misstep
Felicity Jones was the bigger mis-cast in Rogue One - couldn't buy her as badass.
― nashwan, Sunday, 17 December 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link
I have to say, per abcfsk's post, that one of the great things about Snoke was that he was set up as the mysterious badass but fairly obviously in a Palpatine 2.0 version and then for all his evident powers he just turned out to be an easily distracted bullshit artist. Like his final look was 'Oh god...that was the stupidest thing I could have done.'
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 December 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link
yeah, hubris was his undoing.
I love that Kylo Ren *is* actually a clever, disciplined guy when he's able to keep his emotions in check. His undoing is always his rage, which keeps him unfocused and prevents him from being the ultimate killing machine.
He is tormented because he's never been able to be his own person. He had *two* legacies attempting to dictate his future (Vader and Luke) and neither one is ever able to fully overcome the other. So in a sense, that's why Rey has a leg up on him - her parents being nobodies removes the burden of having expectations to live up to.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link
If I ever saw this again (no offense, Star Wars, but unlikely) I would count up all the times an ironic turn-around gag was trotted out.
Here's your lightsaber. (throws it away)"Master, I am the murph bir drab!" (take off that stupid helmet, I can't understand a word you're saying!)There's the ship! (it blows up) Aw, come on!I am the most powerful evil leader! (dies)All you're good for is doing crazy things and blowing stuff up (enemy appears) Do you want me to do something crazy and blow things up?
and xpost Yeah, space walrus breastmilk gag the most wtf thing here. Also, Spaceballs humor in full effect. "For god's sake, put a shirt on or something!" Or my fave dry moment, when Adam Driver is all "shoot them" and the other guy is like "SHOOT THEM!" and Adam driver just turns his head and looks at him, like, no doi.
Oh, and clearly the next movie just when all hope is lost an adorable calvary of freed slave children a la Temple of Doom and Thunderdome will show up riding those freed space horses.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link
I have a feeling the next film is going to jump forward like 5-10 years or so. not far enough to where you'd be questioning why the characters don't look older than they do, but enough time to allow the Resistance to restore their numbers
also I predict Palpatine finds a way to resurrect himself
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link
Jumping forward that much might be the least worst way to handle lack of Leia also.
― nashwan, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link
opening crawl...
"GENERAL LEIA is dead. Let's just rip that bandaid off."
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
So uh...is Luke dead? Or was that a projection of a projection? Or is that just how jedis die? Cf Obi Wan in ep 4
― calstars, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
he's p obviously dead. I mean...Rey and Leia talk about it 2 minutes later.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link
he also vanishes
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link
this frees up Mark Hamill to star in Corvette Summer 2
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
Yoda just vanished when he died too. I mean, he did in Empire. In this movie, he just shows up for no reason and then vanishes again, kind of like R2.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link
Maybe we'll get an army of Jedi ghost all talking calmly about how they are more powerful than ever while the bad guys blow up planets and stuff.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link
he doesn't show up for no reason, he shows up to steer Luke back the right direction. he's a force ghost, he ain't gonna stick around long
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link
TIL that Hamill auditioned for Skywalker at the behest of his buddy, Robert Englund!
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
Did they ever explain why Sith Lords can't ghost it up too? Maybe Snoke could have worked out a way to do it, now purely motivated by revenge against Kylo.
― nashwan, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link
I like the idea of Snoke spending 2 hours as a ghost doing nothing but telling Kylo he's just a little bitch until he slices off his own head to shut him up
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link
So Yoda showed up just to give Luke a generic "just books, page turners they are not" pep talk? Though of course later they show that Daisy saved the books after all.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link
Given all the suicide and attempted suicide and sacrifice in this and previous movies you'd think the Jedi message would ultimately be that it's better to be dead.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link
Josh, if I give you your money back, will you stop?
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link
the whole message was to prevent Luke from losing Rey too, that if she lost hope in the Jedi ways and the Force, she might be easily lured to the Dark Side too. He's so focused on failing his students that Yoda has to remind him that the failure and weakness that they inadvertently pass on to their students teaches them just as much as the lessons.
Burning down the tree and the texts = these are just "things", the Jedi religion is about more than just sacred artifacts. this speech is also the whole reason he uses his Jedi powers for the first time in years.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link
lol Tombot I was wondering when you would arrive.
Did they ever explain why Sith Lords can't ghost it up too?
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
They should make a mismatched force ghost buddy comedy, with like a Sith and a Jedi arguing and fighting on a road trip.
Anyway, I liked it fine! This is the shit talk thread, isn't it? My only real disappointment, silly nit-picking and teasing aside, is that I glanced at enough "now *this* is how it's done!" reviews that I went in maybe expecting a bit more. Because yeah, this *is* how it's done. It was a fun big-budget blockbuster. But I felt that it, like the last one, were trying for more of a Guardians of the Galaxy type ironic vibe but were weighed down by the mythology. Which isn't bad, either, just ... weighs things down a bit.
I do like how technology has advanced so far that, ironically, they're able to craft some truly artistically beautiful scenes in this sci-fi fantasy world. Luke facing down the bad guys, the Laura Dern sacrifice ...
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link
the visuals have been striking in the recent SW films in a way that technology prevented the original series from being.
the final battle on the Mineral planet had some gorgeous shots while the sun was setting. Luke's final moment, etc.
I actually asked for a book about the TLJ art from my secret santa lol
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
I will never not enjoy the shots of the unknown baddies in Tie Fighter cockpits trying to lock onto a Resistance target
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link
That book sounds scrumptious
― calstars, Sunday, 17 December 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
Just learned that the fat resistance pilot who buys it early in the movie is named Tubbs. Not sure if that’s better or worse than Porkins.
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Sunday, 17 December 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link
The movie definitely had some beautiful images as well as some strikingly minimal ones ( Rey in the "mirror" scene, Snoke's throne room). Different flick but the "Art Of Rogue One" book is a beauty.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 17 December 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link
my secret santa gift arrived, and they got me the last jedi visual dictionary and a Praetorian Guard funko pop.
I also bought myself a second pair of Star Wars boxers and Rey and Stormtrooper figurines yesterday.
I'm becoming a child again v quickly
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link
Spoilers ahead
THINGS I HATED:- Leia Poppins. That was just odd.- Holdo (Laura Dern) becoming the sacrifice hero and we should feel emotional about it I guess but not enough development or familiarity to really care. Meanwhile Admiral Ackbar who has been around since forever dies without any fanfare.- So Luke has been studying the force for like 30+ years but he hasn’t really read those books... they make him look like a fool more often than not. I can now see why Hammil hinted at him not being very happy with how they developed the character. He’s supposed to be the wisest, most powerful Jedi but he comes off as a whiny old man. We needed that Yoda cameo to tell this wise jedi that you learn from failure? That’s a lesson they give you when you’re 6. - Way too much humor, sometimes it’s ok but I’m sick with this anti-intellectualism that Disney is pushing on the Marvel and SW films. They don’t allow any ‘negative’ feelings to go on for too long or invite any active thinking (don’t come at me with ‘they’re blockbusters, they’re supposed to be fun’, because the OT and even the prequels as terrible as they were, didn’t spoon-fed you as much.- This pacing results in a marked lack of tension throughout their films. Even when 2/3 of the Rebels are wiped you don’t really feel like the stakes are high. On the enemies side, the empire suffers heavy losses including the very hyped Snoke and he dies and nothing seems to really change.- I know it’s a franchise but once again Disney is following on familiar beats. The most emotional moments always involve familiar characters (eg: Luke and Leia reunion). They can’t bank on nostalgia forever, can they?- Way too many plot setups with unsatisfying concludions.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 17 December 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link
I disagree with everything you just said except "leia poppins"
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link
The visuals and art in these new trilogy are really cool though.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
Also I hate Finn as a character, they made him go through a very similar arc as in TFA. Seems like he doesn’t learn anything. He’s still trying to run away? He did it twice in TFA.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
Frankly I loved the Leia Poppins bit because it was absolute unabashed space opera. Fully.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
there was something sorta cremastery about it
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link
Moka otm
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link
I had no idea what was up with Finn. Is he supposed to be an opportunistic rogue, like Del Toro? Was he trying to just run away in the escape pod? But then later was willing to die later in the most dramatic and selfless way possible? What happened in between to change his character so much (that wouldn't have been changed by Force Awakens?)
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
The only spoon feeding that really irked me as I watched it was when Luke walked out alone to face Kylo and Oscar Isaacs wa all, "look, it's Luke, walking out alone to face Kylo!" Penalty, unnecessary exposition!
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link
Also nerdy complaint:
As cool as the lightspeed kamikaze visuals were it will forever ruin any future space battle. If you can do that amount of damage then why even bother with bombers or big guns? You can have droids doing a kamikaze attack and end with a fleet in seconds.
What stopped the empire from smashing tie fighters at lightspeed at the ‘out of reach’ rebel ship?
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link
Well, ideally you don't want to blow up a giant ship to take out another giant ship, those things cost money.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link
Finn was trying to run away to ‘save’ Rey, even then I kind of hate his character arc since we’ve been through this before with him. It seems they don’t know what to do with him which is a shame because a defected empire pilot sounds cool in concept and should be more badass or useful.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link
Wasn't he the janitor, or am i thinking of Space Quest.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link
Way too many plot setups with unsatisfying concludions.
Uh this was the entire point of the movie
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link
Yeah I know I know the point of the movie was ‘failure’ . But they should’ve had something different in the mix. When all the main stories share the same lesson it feels more like a tv episode from an 80’s cartoon instead of a movie. The missed a montage of C3PO at the end going “In today’s episode we learned about failure...”
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link
Ackbar death is the most emotional moment in the movie
― calstars, Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
Idk i think watching the Resistance on the verge of collapse was an interesting angle. The other films show them teetering - this one shows them tied on a string.
Its steered the franchise away from repeating the arcs of the past
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link
Yeah well, Special Forces TIEs do have hyperdrive!
Also, again, if kamikazing is an option they can waste some money on suicide droids and hyperdrives. Cheaper than risking losing 40 or more in a dogfight.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link
lol wut
― Simon H., Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link
I thought Leia Poppins was the emotional peak.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link
A Tie Fighter would hardly enact the damage that the Raddus did on a suicide run.
The onky reason the Resistance didn't do it earlier is cos its the last big ship they have
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link
I gave Carrie F a lot of rope in this one. And she was excellent despite it. #gravitas while everyone is just acting like goofballs or confused
― calstars, Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link
Yea she was given more to do than in TFA
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link
Whenever people get whiny at the straight through-lines in these blockbusters and their inability to feel something about another dead purple-haired space noble, it always feels to me like the old service industry stories everyone has in which a customer orders something they don’t actually want any of and then instead of just sending it back there’s a big to-do until the kitchen is reduced to serving a burnt beef patty on a plate with ketchup
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link
Okay I have a favorite tumblr post about TLJ pic.twitter.com/aV0h9maHm0— not spoiler free sorry (@ldrinkh20) December 17, 2017
― Simon H., Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:17 (six years ago) link
Finn’s main theme for both films so far is that he’s pretty terrible at everything. The Phasma fight and cannon run are the first times so far that he hasn’t lost his nerve or had his ass kicked.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link
wait you can't get a laura dern action figure (yet?)
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link
Here is a bunch of admiral holdo biographical detail that might help http://www.newsweek.com/who-admiral-holdo-laura-derns-purple-haired-last-jedi-character-has-thrilling-750016
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link
I think there’s an extent that you’re being set up to dislike Holdo - I did like the impression that Leia had a policy of promoting women over flyboys.
Haha, yes, and if Admiral Laura Dern had just trusted in Poe to tell him her plan, Finn and Rose wouldn't have had to do any of the things they did. That's not QUITE Ebert's "idiot plotting," but it's close.
I really can’t imagine from watching the film that Poe would be “Yes that sounds like a sedate lady plan, I am totally down with it”
― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link
this is sweet, wish I'd gotten more of this vibe from the actual movie
Rian Johnson on Kelly Marie Tran:#TheLastJedi pic.twitter.com/GxhWrjvLNx— Sean Stangland (@SeanStanglandDH) December 15, 2017
― Simon H., Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/12/star-wars-last-jedi-laura-dern-admiral-holdo-listen-to-women
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
Every story about KMT’s experience being part of this is ridiculously great. We should all be her
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link
Saw it this mirning at an ungodlh hour. Loved it. Cried a LOT. Force Awakens affected me more deeply, but I enjoyed this one a ton. Loved that there was so much Leia in this, in a good pivotal way & not just a figurehead. and lots of Poe too! Laura Dern, galactic badass yay. brb Working on a fanfic that Poe is Leia’s sidepiece. They had some nice chemistry! Also Leia gave a nice wistful smile as she watched him walking away later, Leia otm basically. Luke and Rey’s story was great, and I loved the buildup between Rey and Kylo, it was really intense & well acted I thought.Loved all the red!! Snoke’s lair was amazing. seeing the Imperial Guards in action was thrilling. And the salt flats visually was so stunning, omg that was so good. One minor dud note was Leia’s whole flying through space moment... I was in full cry and then almost started laughing like wtf is this shit Rose was a great character, but that leads to my other small gripe: oh my GOD her and Finn were so useless on Planet Vegas. Find the Master Codebreaker. Get arrested. Escape and go back to find the codebreaker? No. fuck around freeing stupid bloody lamb-spacehorse-cow things instead. If BB8 hadnt shown up it would have been a wasted mission! Also yes I am cheesed at them mainly bc they blew the chance for me to see more Justin Theroux!!! looool I need a spinoff asap he looked like Mandrake the Magician: http://www.biglittlebooks.com/graphic-sounds/mandrake_cvr.jpg
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 December 2017 21:23 (six years ago) link
Mr Veg and I speculated about Luke spending time on his wardrobe & hair choices before his Jedi projectionmanbun? hmm nopeooh how about a crewcut? ugh. perhaps just a mustache? whoa. no. goatee? yikes.silk robe? ooh gold! yeesh. too wizardy.oooh lol what about zardoz... MY EYES NOOO
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 December 2017 21:58 (six years ago) link
Jedis don’t wear hats
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link
I just realized that’s a rule
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:01 (six years ago) link
Scene from SW IX, calling it, Rey’s reading the books, gapes, says to Finn, “did you know why no Jedi wears a hat?!?”
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link
Anyway more KMThttps://www.rollingstone.com/movies/features/the-last-jedis-new-hope-meet-star-wars-breakout-kelly-marie-tran-w513599
also my other stray thoughtrebel bombers are stupid, ridiculously inefficient deathtraps. why would you drop like a thousand bombs all in one place. stupid
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link
ppl gonna complain about "chrome dome" in the franchise that gave us "move it, goldenrod," "come on, red" and "laugh it up fuzzball" jfc
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
Jedi hat: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/b/ba/Luminarafull.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20080325183610
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link
for shame tombot
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:23 (six years ago) link
in yr face tombot
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:28 (six years ago) link
trigger warning for buzzfeed content but v charming nonethelesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOhB5JyEkOQ
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:36 (six years ago) link
I weirdly didn't like this and I don't know why!
I felt, I guess, that the whole "rebels? empire? either way they're belligerents" thesis was really interesting and was hoping, really, for Rey and Kylo Ren to band together to create a more workable system of governance
But I guess it's Star WARS not Star PEACETIME
But strangely, that whole "good vs. evil" dichotomy being questioned kind of had a "midichlorians"-like effect on me. Like... wow! now I don't care. I thought this was an epic good vs. evil thing.
The devastation of the Rebel fleet was good and felt
Far too many deus ex machina in there, from the space battles to the Luke standoff
In general I feel like Star Wars is a very long meal and I'm eating leftovers at this point
This was my least favourite of the worthwhile Star Wars movies (5>4>R1>7>6>8)
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:50 (six years ago) link
Re upthread links, it's kind of fascinating how Vanity Fair has become the highbrow Star Wars fanzine.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link
It occurred to me this morning that this and Thor: Ragnarok end basically the same way, with the survivors of an overwhelming catastrophe escaping on a single spaceship.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Sunday, 17 December 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link
...also, hiding out in the mountains...
― Jill, Sunday, 17 December 2017 23:13 (six years ago) link
fgti I think your complaints connect with mine upthread re the "false stabs at moral ambiguity" stuff
― Simon H., Sunday, 17 December 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link
Ya Simon H I agree totally
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 17 December 2017 23:58 (six years ago) link
I think I get it now that I’ve read both your posts and you tied them together. See, intellectually I’m down with moral ambiguity, I recognize it, it’s important to think about, it’s hard. But it also doesn’t really exist because lol morality ha ha social constructs etc. I went to school! BTW another thing we learned is that the Force is mostly bollocks, only really useful as a last ditch resort in certain-death situations.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 18 December 2017 01:25 (six years ago) link
Young Roger Wilco used it janitorially in the final scene too
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 18 December 2017 01:33 (six years ago) link
one of my favorite tweeters is a big fan of this movie and her comments make me wish I liked it more (it's a thread)
can’t wait till we get to the point of society where i try and watch cinderella online and the disney police jump straight out of my computer screen to arrest me— [to the tune of star wars] (@See_Em_Play) December 17, 2017
― Simon H., Monday, 18 December 2017 01:40 (six years ago) link
xp and for long distance phone calls but that’s not the point I was making
― El Tomboto, Monday, 18 December 2017 01:45 (six years ago) link
Simon that’s an awesome thread thanks!
― El Tomboto, Monday, 18 December 2017 01:51 (six years ago) link
if the next movie doesn't start with poe being court-martialed and executed for his two acts of massively destructive insubordination then i'm out
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Monday, 18 December 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
nobody’s commented on Finn’s leaking waterbed stillsuit!
― El Tomboto, Monday, 18 December 2017 02:09 (six years ago) link
i’m always here for Drew Magary’s take on, well, anything so his TLJ nitpick is def worth the read. (I mean, I don’t agree, but who cares) https://www.gq.com/story/lets-lovingly-nitpick-star-wars-the-last-jedi-to-death
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 December 2017 02:30 (six years ago) link
That’s a great twitter thred
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 18 December 2017 02:30 (six years ago) link
A good tangent to Magary’s take is Chaw who apparently subtracted a star for loving Rian Johnson too much: http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/ffc/2017/12/star-wars-the-last-jedi.htmlI love all these takes btw
― El Tomboto, Monday, 18 December 2017 02:51 (six years ago) link
ooh that’s a good one
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 December 2017 02:55 (six years ago) link
I'ma nitpick Magary and point out that Anakin Skywalker free-dived through what had to be literally thousands of feet through Coruscant sky traffic to land precisely on top of a fleeing speeder. in that light Leia's once-ever onscreen use of the Force is not that big a deal.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 18 December 2017 03:46 (six years ago) link
<3
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 December 2017 03:57 (six years ago) link
Me personally, I would have put Ackbar in the captain’s chair of that medical ship, with a little exposition where he volunteers to pilot the slowest oldest junker in the fleet. Cut some of the horse chase, guarantee more bawling. And then in act 3, when the pilots are flying out against the giant gorilla AT-ATs in their shitty speeders, they can all cheer “FOR ACKBAAARRRRR!” My ideas are good
― El Tomboto, Monday, 18 December 2017 04:03 (six years ago) link
just got back from seeing this. it has topped ROTJ as the most cornball entry. the ending with the chimney sweep kid and the shooting star was too much.
i was confused at a number of points because the movie just had too much plot and kept moving on, whether the characters were ready or not. Rey leaves Luke's island really quickly compared to how long it took them to find it. at one point it seems like Laura Dern's character is being set up to be a double agent, only then we find out like a minute later that she isn't a traitor.
Poe Dameron. who the fuck is this guy? why should we care about him? does he have a family? where is he from? what does he do? two movies i have watched and i only know this guy is the guy that shoots the gun that goes pew pew pew. this guy that we are following is a dangerous loose canon with no character and no motivation and almost gets Leia killed and yet he's never thrown in the brig or anything. he never suffers any consequences (yet Finn is incapacitated for trying to leave??? what kind of fucked up message is this sending?). maybe his bloodlust is just too useful.
i did really like Laura Dern and Leia Poppins was an incredible moment and honestly wish they had saved it for the end of the film, it was very moving, very beautiful. Space Opera at its most glorious. the Snoke battle was really cool too. some good setpieces here.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 December 2017 04:17 (six years ago) link
I seem to be in the minority on this but the energy between Kylo Ren and Rey didn't feel at all sexual to me, it felt whatever the opposite of that is
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 18 December 2017 04:55 (six years ago) link
some of u saw this 3x i bet
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 December 2017 04:59 (six years ago) link
gimme time
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 December 2017 05:00 (six years ago) link
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Fuck off
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Monday, 18 December 2017 05:03 (six years ago) link
happened to catch RoTJ on tv tonight, and realized somethingppl are annoyed @ Leia using the Force “all of a sudden” in her space death scene but she didn’t even find out she had the Force until ROTJ - Luke says she’ll learn to use it in time. So she really hasn’t had that many chances to use it anyway!tbh my lols & wtf @ that scene was mainly how weird & unnatural she looked flying across the screen like a mannequin on a wire
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 December 2017 05:05 (six years ago) link
Leia floating through space and Rey in the mirrors were the two moments that felt a tiny bit like Twin Peaks
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 18 December 2017 05:17 (six years ago) link
Are 3D movies still a thing? Was this in 3D? Or is 3D more or less done?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 December 2017 05:23 (six years ago) link
it was shown in 3D yes
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 December 2017 05:31 (six years ago) link
Seriously Josh I can afford to pay you back for those tickets
― El Tomboto, Monday, 18 December 2017 05:36 (six years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Monday, 18 December 2017 05:39 (six years ago) link
Amazing. Every word in Bruneau's post was wrong.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 06:19 (six years ago) link
sidebar: (cf: Phil D batsignal) anyone got a rec for a good Star Wars podcast that isn’t RebelForce Radio? i don’t like RFR
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 December 2017 06:30 (six years ago) link
I would like to not start watching this at 1130PM bc the reviews I’ve liked are the opinions I want to have so idk
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 18 December 2017 06:32 (six years ago) link
A good tangent to Magary’s take is Chaw who apparently subtracted a star for loving Rian Johnson too much: http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/ffc/2017/12/star-wars-the-last-jedi.html
I love all these takes btw
Genuinely welling up here, goddamn.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 December 2017 10:35 (six years ago) link
I do love how the movie has such an expansive sense of what a Star Wars movie can be that it can embed a Disney live action movie (and one of their more socialist ones) in it. But I can understand how people mightn’t.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 December 2017 10:42 (six years ago) link
one of their more socialist ones
this meme must die
― Simon H., Monday, 18 December 2017 12:21 (six years ago) link
I’m not entirely certain you know what that word means.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 December 2017 13:01 (six years ago) link
A meme (/miːm/ MEEM) is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture — often with the aim of conveying a particular phenomenon, theme, or meaning represented by the meme.[1] A meme acts as a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices, that can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals, or other imitable phenomena with a mimicked theme.
― Simon H., Monday, 18 December 2017 13:26 (six years ago) link
the shit talk begins!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 December 2017 13:34 (six years ago) link
I want to assure everyone, it's going to be all right.
I know people worry that J J Abrams has a high bar to clear. But here's the opening crawl for the next one, and holy heck, amazing. pic.twitter.com/GTnVEVBU9g— Ned Raggett (@NedRaggett) December 18, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 December 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link
porgwai
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 18 December 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link
Porg Kar Wai
― El Tomboto, Monday, 18 December 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link
No I meant socialist.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 December 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link
So apparently the iron joke was a nod to Hardware Wars: http://uproxx.com/movies/star-wars-the-last-jedi-hardware-wars-rian-johnson/3/
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 18 December 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link
yeah i loved that gag. and the chimney sweep kid at the end probably a nod to the og Star Wars Kid meme.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 December 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link
This is great:
Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)(dir. Rian Johnson) pic.twitter.com/mgw7fXm9Fn— Simpsons Films (@simpsonsfilms) December 17, 2017
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 18 December 2017 14:42 (six years ago) link
from that review:
It destroys the idea of destiny and the notion that this story is bound to the Skywalker family
This, exactly. I've never been a huge fan of the "prophecy" trope - this series is better off being free of it.
I've kind of said it to friends, but The Force Awakens wasn't the sequel I wanted, but one I learned to appreciate once I let my expectations melt away. The Last Jedi is the one I wanted.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link
You were right upthread about pissing off the nerdboys, at least the right KIND of nerdboys. I'm seeing tweets of the "Rian Johnson raped my childhood" ilk all over the place.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link
but showing a blank form and then saying "Not a Skywalker" is still centering the series on Skywalker. them fumbling Rey's parentage reveal had the opposite effect for me. if they were nobody space farmers then show them. the very fact that they won't show them because it isn't relevant to the Skywalker plot centers it on the Skywalkers. give me a new family to give a shit about.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link
except the whole point is that parentage doesn't matter
― Simon H., Monday, 18 December 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link
so then reveal a random person if it doesn't matter.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link
xpost Except when it does (as with Adam Driver).
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 December 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link
No one has mentioned the obv chemistry Poe and Rey had upon meeting (?!?) at the end of the film. Wouldn't be surprised if this is the beginning of a whole new bloodline of Force-sensitives. I'll catch that film on cable.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link
Occurs to me today that Kylo Ren is the only Dark Side apprentice to successfully pull off what all apprentices yearn to under the Sith 'Rule of Two' -- kill off the master and take over.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
my main issue with some of the fanboy whining = the ones that are screaming "bad writing", like....
if anything, the original trilogy was trashy fun. The dialogue was cornball. the plotting was often arbitrary - there are a ton of plot holes and gaps in the OG series but nobody cared.
I think this film has some of the sharpest dialogue in the series, and that it's more of a character driven piece than a narrative piece. I could respect the argument that Johnson's style is too heavy for this universe, that it doesn't need to 'transcend' its simpler beginnings, but that isn't the complaint the nerdboys are making. They don't like the writing because big, significant events don't happen and we don't find out shocking mysteries about people's identities and prophecies aren't fulfilled etc.
feel like if these nerds want comfort food they should just play Battlefront for 20 hours a day.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link
this also feels like a necessary survival move for the series. they're killing off all the heroes of the original trilogy, it makes sense to expand the story beyond a single family as the generations grow further afield from those icons
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
lol CJV - I turned to my friend and said "they gon fuck"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
indeed
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link
voodoo chili otm. I was excited to have some of the old heroes return in the sequel series, but was disappointed that Han was so tightly woven into the story in TFA *and* that he had reverted back to his pre-ANH ways, which gave some legitimacy to the "TFA = ANH" crew (though I still think that argument is half-baked). His scenes were the ones that I lost interest in first on repeat viewings, other than his final meetup with Kylo.
I'm glad Leia got something other than her comfort food treatment in TFA, here as a beleaguered aging leader digging deep to find ways to motivate her crew. and Luke finding a way at redemption that *didn't* involve him coming back and just kicking ass was a nice touch.
Even Yoda's appearance in this film didn't feel like fan service, it was an important (even beautiful) moment.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
holding for general hux
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
also being a fan of kung-fu/wuxia films, the scenes on Ahch-To are some of my favorites.
xpost lol loved that bit
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link
my main problem is the new characters just don't have anything to them. they exist wholly as reactions to the old characters. two movies in and we know really nothing about Finn, Rey, Poe, beyond their status holding pre-established roles in Star Wars.
i do think they've been clever at selling the inverse tho. it likes to make a show about how it's tearing down the legend but ends with a little kid playing with action figures acting out the very legend we just pretended to kill. it is like an angry teenager who makes a big deal about how little he cares.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link
the thing I appreciated about this one, and to a lesser extent TFA, was the idea that this group of misfits who came together during wartime had a hard time adapting to life after war
Han's back to smuggling because he was never cut out for settling down, Leia can't function in a squabbling democracy and she's left to be a resistance general because no one else is paying attention to the dregs of the empire, and Luke is all weighed down by tradition and tries to be a wise leader but he's so worried he'll fuck up that he inevitably does
it works as a metaphor for people making Star Wars movies and stories who are so yoked to what's right and canonical that everything comes off as exercising of a formula. I'm with Yoda, fuck your jedi tree and old books. go out and do something.
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link
the important stuff:
$220,047,000 plus $230 million foreign
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link
adam, i felt the way you did after TFA, but I think TLJ succeeded in granting the new characters more dimensions--Poe is the self-interested hothead, Finn is a collection of nerves with a crippling sense of inadequacy, Rey is precocious and eager to learn, questioning, but not whiny like Luke.
And Kylo might be the most fully-realized character introduced in Star Wars since 1977
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link
I was thinking about how it's not the first time Johnson's played with the idea of legendary figures versus actual people, that was definitely an underlying theme in Looper
Ben Solo's definitely a lot more nuanced than what we got the first time around
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link
two movies in and we know really nothing about Finn, Rey, Poe, beyond their status holding pre-established roles in Star Wars.
nonsense. unless you literally want the filmmakers to explicitly state it for you, it's all there on the screen.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
did they cgi kylo's torso? that shit was wiiiiide.
m 6-y-o was scared as hell every time kylo came on screen, even if he was doing nothing. that's what you want from a baddie. it's exactly how i reacted to vader when i was a kid.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
Kylo's "Join me...please" with his voice breaking is one of the more heartbreaking moments of the film.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link
Adam Driver is a deceptively large dude
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link
they're beyond stock characters now, but... most good fiction has stock characters
the greatest "fuck you" to George Lucas in this one had to be creating a shadowy, somewhat mysterious character like the Emperor who gets iced without any long exposition about his backstory
we don't need three movies about Snoke's rise to something or another and why his face is messed up, etc
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link
Also if you want the characters to state it for you - Rey is experiencing the stirrings of the force, and it terrifies her in a way that doesn’t match anything we’ve seen in other force users, and she says that right out there in dialogue.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 December 2017 15:55 (six years ago) link
xp Adam Driver was a marine! The fact he can seem lanky really is a testament to his use of body language and stance
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 15:55 (six years ago) link
I didn't get people who complained that Kylo killed Snoke but then didn't turn. if he turned, the First Order woulda basically been vanquished and then Ep IX would be "Star Wars: Cocktails on Canto Blight at Noon"
xxxpost mh on the money multiple times
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:55 (six years ago) link
did they CGI Driver to look younger in the flashback scene?
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
I kind of doubt it, dude's pretty good at looking any age between early 20s and his actual age
I guess Kylo is supposed to be 28 - 30, Driver is 34
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
also a 'fuck you' to all the 3 million fan theories shit out in the recent two years.
I think part of the problem is that nowadays, such curiosity is often sated by prequels, movie-tie in comics, short films etc that seek to fill in all the gaps. which ruins the fun considerably.
even goddamn Leatherface had a "rise to power" movie
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link
love how the Praetorian guards fight as if they're still employed by Snoke. collect your last paycheck and go home guys
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link
lol that's a good point. they should have all walked slowly over to kylo, tense moment, what are they going to do, and then they kneel at his feet.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link
yeah, that kind of bothered me during that fight. I mean, what would they have done after they won the fight? Fight for Hux?
― silverfish, Monday, 18 December 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
Anyway, I enjoyed this. Some ridiculous problems story-wise, but the visuals and acting were mostly great.
I continue to be a big fan of the Kylo Ren character.
― silverfish, Monday, 18 December 2017 16:20 (six years ago) link
One thing I didn't understand is how the First Order managed to learn that the rebels were escaping in the escape pods. The way it's presented it's as if they got this info from the Benicio Del Toro character, but how would he have known? Neither Finn nor Rose knew about that plan.
― silverfish, Monday, 18 December 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link
I missed it the first time, but Poe blabs it over the comm system when Finn and Rose are on the stolen spaceship with DJ (Del Toro). He reacts as if he's heard it, too.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:37 (six years ago) link
the fact that this movie is making a lot of nerds upset makes me wish I liked it more
― Simon H., Monday, 18 December 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link
ah, missed that. Poe should have been demoted again for that.
― silverfish, Monday, 18 December 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link
lol yeah. and he does this after they've stated that they have *a* codebreaker, and not the one Maz vouched for.
by Ep 9 he'll be Administrative Assistant Poe
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link
(In) a new interview with Entertainment Weekly, director Rian Johnson explains the decision to kill Snoke was essentially the driving narrative development of the entire story, the one thing he realized needed to happen to raise the stakes. “When I was working on the character of Kylo, I came to a place where I thought the most interesting thing would be to knock the shaky foundation out from under him at the beginning of this movie. By the end of this film, he’s gone from being a wannabe Vader to someone who is standing on his own feet as a complex villain taking the reins.” But in evolving Kylo in that manner, he realized something needed to be done about the former Jedi apprentice’s boss.Once he realized Kylo’s growth would be a “really good setup going into the next movie,” it led naturally to a choice about the Supreme Leader. “That made me realize the most interesting thing would be to eliminate that dynamic between the ‘emperor’ and pupil, so that all bets are off going into the next one. That also led to the possibility of this dramatic turn in the middle, which could also be a really powerful connection point between Kylo and Rey.” It also smartly sidesteps the whole “redemption by turning on his master” idea that would’ve just echoed the end of Return Of The Jedi, instead having Kylo’s murder of Snoke be part of a larger grab for serious power.If you had a bunch of theories about Snoke’s origin, or his plans for Rey and the First Order, Johnson doesn’t want you to feel stupid. It’s just that he didn’t see any place for it in his film. “It would have stopped any of these scenes dead cold if he had stopped and given a 30-second speech about how he’s Darth Plagueis. It doesn’t matter to Rey. If he had done that, Rey would have blinked and said, ‘Who?’ And the scene would have gone on.” (Because this is an interview on the internet, Johnson immediately adds, “And I’m not saying he’s Darth Plagueis!”) He agrees that coming up with theories about characters is “part of the fun of being a Star Wars fan,” and doesn’t dissuade anyone from doing so, but maybe let’s all be glad someone who thinks every major character needs a lengthy expository scene revealing their entire history isn’t directing these things.
Once he realized Kylo’s growth would be a “really good setup going into the next movie,” it led naturally to a choice about the Supreme Leader. “That made me realize the most interesting thing would be to eliminate that dynamic between the ‘emperor’ and pupil, so that all bets are off going into the next one. That also led to the possibility of this dramatic turn in the middle, which could also be a really powerful connection point between Kylo and Rey.” It also smartly sidesteps the whole “redemption by turning on his master” idea that would’ve just echoed the end of Return Of The Jedi, instead having Kylo’s murder of Snoke be part of a larger grab for serious power.
If you had a bunch of theories about Snoke’s origin, or his plans for Rey and the First Order, Johnson doesn’t want you to feel stupid. It’s just that he didn’t see any place for it in his film. “It would have stopped any of these scenes dead cold if he had stopped and given a 30-second speech about how he’s Darth Plagueis. It doesn’t matter to Rey. If he had done that, Rey would have blinked and said, ‘Who?’ And the scene would have gone on.” (Because this is an interview on the internet, Johnson immediately adds, “And I’m not saying he’s Darth Plagueis!”) He agrees that coming up with theories about characters is “part of the fun of being a Star Wars fan,” and doesn’t dissuade anyone from doing so, but maybe let’s all be glad someone who thinks every major character needs a lengthy expository scene revealing their entire history isn’t directing these things.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:51 (six years ago) link
lmao i'm totally into snoke being darth plagueis
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link
lol at the "I'm not saying he's Darth Plagueis!"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
like if that happened a buncha nerds woulda squealed and gone home excited and blogged how this was the best movie ever cos it proved their theory right on the internet
Snoke: I will now reveal a truth to you - one your weak mind may not comprehend. I am eternal. I am the reborn DARTH PLAGUEIS!!!
Rey: Am I supposed to know who that is?
Kylo: Whoa, wait a minute, you never told me that. How can I work alongside you if you're keeping secrets from me.
Snoke: You guys both really know how to ruin a moment *lightsabers self*
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link
I was mildly surprised that they actually said "Sidious" in this movie. Acknowledgment that the prequels existed!
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link
lol yeah I loved that
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, December 18, 2017 9:53 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh ppl have that theory? i would think any acknowledgment of the prequels would upset people (i'm psyched to hear that there is some)
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
when I typed in Darth Plagueis earlier in google, it autofilled "Snoke" right after it lol
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link
lmao
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link
ian mcdiarmid telling The Story of Darth Plagueis while watching the weird iridescent bubble opera is my favorite scene in revenge of the sith
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link
it's a fun theory and all, but sometimes I feel like some Star Wars fans think the delight of the series = "OMG, who is this person *really*?". musta been huge Scooby Doo fans too
xpost it was a cool moment in an otherwise hokey film, i agree
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link
still can't believe the prequels had a character named "Nute Gunray"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link
the non-canon book about Darth Plagueis is uh, not horrible if you feel like reading Star Wars books
it exists in that weird slice of Star Wars canon that popped up post-prequels but before the Disney purchase iirc
what's wild is they released a Tarkin book nearly immediately after that is in Disney canon
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link
but back to TLJ
how is it that a brief sidebar in this movie managed to explain war profiteering and corruption better than the entire ham-fisted prequels, lol
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link
cuz george lucas can’t write for shit without collaborators iirc
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link
true story
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
Lucas always seemed to think his audiences were really dumb.
hence Obi-Wan's line
"It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness .."
yes, we remember the prophecy from the first two movies, thank you
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
I was surprised that during the Darth rebirth scene there wasn't a lab employee saying "quick, we've got to turn Lord Vader into a cyborg because you see he lost all of his limbs and is dying"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link
george really liked putting the subtext right in front of the text
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link
Snoke was the MVP as far as im concerned. that throne room scene was the best part of the movie. the Snoke character was well done as a visual element (including his stylized death). he was kind of unnaturally tall and lanky and that golden robe made him stand out much more than had they gone with the expected Sith black cloak. i found his mis-shaped skull and headwound quite believable and they did a good job topping the teasing they did in TFA. love that he is still a total mystery. (Andy Serkis deserves all the acclaim he gets, he is Universal-level monster actor as far as im concerned)
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link
lol thinking back on this movie and at one point i got tired of shots of spaceships. at times it was like watching a traffic jam.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link
snoke imo was one of the stupidest things in tfa but ymmv
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link
"I got tired of shots of spaceships in a movie franchise called Star Wars"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, December 18, 2017
only time he underacts too
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
thrilled that snoke is dead and doesn't matter
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
I'm breathing a sigh of relief that we weren't yoked with Skywalker's island and the first jedi temple as a Location of Great Importance that Snoke discovers that we have to revisit in the next movie
Snoke reads Rey's mind, finds out everything, and it completely doesn't matter because Skywalker's gone and the temple is brushed away as an artifact that was assigned too much importance
no reason to ever show it again, unless Abrams is a dummy
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, December 18, 2017 10:28 AM (twenty-three seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah but the scenery chewing is also great blah blah blah i like the prequels
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link
I'd love to see Ian McDiarmid giving the best man toast at a wedding
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal),
uh it's VICEROY if you're feeling nasty
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link
― mh, Monday, December 18, 2017 10:28 AM (seventeen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i regret to inform you that etc. etc.
the reversing of TFA's "search for Skywalker" plot into the realization they were looking for the *legendary* Luke Skywalker, who is nowhere to be found until he pulls his shit together and goes out in one last blaze of glory
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link
need to see this again but initial impression is kind of mixed
thought the directing was pretty great -- lots of cool shots i thought were surprising and weird, but in a good way.
the storyline was so convoluted though, and all the dead-end side missions started to bore me a little. i'm not even sure i understand who is fighting whom at this point -- arent there like 20 people in the resistance left? most of whom aren't really capable of fighting?
i understand simon's issues with the social justice messaging, but i thought it was pretty brave to put it in there. when rose mentions that the rich on the casino planet make their money by selling women to the first order, i found that very believable and it explained a lot about her character's motivations.
TOO. MUCH. FORCED. HUMOR. maybe it's just me, but it really takes away from the weight of the plot. there were a couple of genuine laugh out loud moments, though. but mostly the humor was lame and overdone
when it comes to finn...what exactly would you say he does here? seems like they had no idea how to use him in this one
mark hamill stole the show. the hologram sequence was BAD. ASS. i'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that hamill was the best part of the movie though..
― k3vin k., Monday, 18 December 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link
btw Ackbar was robbed
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link
lord if we get an Ep IX where "lol jk Rey u r really REY-WAN KENOBI, ESQ" and "Kylo Ren was SAVED FROM THE DARK SIDE BY LOVE" I may micturate all over the screen
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link
My favorite McDiarmid moment is when he comes in his robes after blasting Mace Windu out the window
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link
ew
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
my favorite mcdiarmid moment is "NO.... NO NOOOO"
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link
so, same i guess
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
just rewatched that scene and lord, did Windu take three of the most inept Jedi with him or what....first two deaths were just lances that they failed to parry
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
carrie fisher was easily the worst part of the movie, though. i thought leia died about 3 times, and was pretty irritated every time i realized she was still alive
― k3vin k., Monday, 18 December 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
ust rewatched that scene and lord, did Windu take three of the most inept Jedi with him or what....first two deaths were just lances that they failed to parry
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), I stumbled into a Star Wars nerd debate last week concerning that fight: whether Sidious deliberately lost so he could get Anakin into the room or Windu legit overpowered him.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link
I think "deliberately lost" is too clever by half and not even the Emperor is that powerful
p much neither Windu or Sidious looked like they wanted to win, v much an old man saber fight
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link
omg this scene. in the midst of a deadly struggle, of course Lucas has both characters trying to character on a conversation with Anakin.
also McDiarmid reacting like he's just severely constipated
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
I leafed through the novel and apparently Windu knows some super secret Jedi sauce that allowed him to send Sith energy back at Sidious.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQKdyaJHglM
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
however, I do believe that Sidious does lessen the intensity of the Sith lighting attack for Anakin's sake
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link
xxpost Awwwww but it's Carrieeeeeee. How could you saaaay that?
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, December 18, 2017 12:02 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
My favorite thing in the entire prequel trilogy
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link
― mh, Thursday, August 10, 2017 9:06 AM (four months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mh, Thursday, August 10, 2017 9:07 AM (four months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just realized that my script notes from a while back were accepted
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link
at the time I felt it was unbelievable how easily the rest of the Republic was duped but the real-life events of the last two years or so has made it seem less crazy
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link
still hate the whole reasoning for Anakin's turn was "dreaming Padme dies in childbirth" like so talk about your concerns w/ her doctor or something idk maybe don't kill all the Jedi
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Sunday, December 17, 2017 5:18 PM (yesterday)
"laugh it up, fuzzball" was said by han to his best friend as a response to being ribbed. finn managed "chrome dome" as he was fighting for his life
― k3vin k., Monday, 18 December 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal)
the love of his life looked like an umbrella in a tropical cocktail
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
sorry for turning this into another prequel discussion lol
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link
Ackbar is a poisoned chalice ftb “it’s a trap!” fame, that was the right amount of time to spend on him.
I felt the humour was a little forced at times, until I got into it. The opening gag with “holding for Hux” felt a little off but a) one of the first lines in TFA is Poe telling Kylo that he can’t hear him with the mask on and b) much as Kylo is cosplaying Vader, Hux is cosplaying the English generals from the originals - if you wanted to stall him, getting him to repeat a blustery speech is a great way to do it.
The one problem there is if we’re ever expected to take Hux seriously, I expected him to say “Well, Really” at any point. On the other hand, Kylo pinging him sideways in the cockpit was a great joke.
Also a shout out to the commander of the first Dreadnaught, whose reaction to his impending destruction is visible irritation.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link
haha otm. "you got us this time!"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link
I did love the bomb sequence, with her coming to on her back and the Poe and Dreadnaught commander's slow motion images, the kicking of the ladder to knock down the detonator......
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
also loved the subversion of the typical "everybody to their X-wings" scramble where nobody even gets to lift off, just gets incinerated
btw...why is no one talking about luke? so, did he die?
― k3vin k., Monday, 18 December 2017 18:17 (six years ago) link
yes
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link
nah he's on the shitter at the end of the film
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link
half the next movie is just ghost Luke messing with his nephew
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link
http://blog.angryasianman.com/2017/12/kelly-marie-tran-surprises-fans.html
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:30 (six years ago) link
sidebar: (cf: Phil D batsignal)
anyone got a rec for a good Star Wars podcast that isn’t RebelForce Radio? i don’t like RFR
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, December 18, 2017 1:30 AM (thirteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
TBH I'm not much of a podcast guy but definitely do not listen to RFR, they're misogynist fuckbois.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link
xpost -- that story is the best and if anyone disagrees then I hate you and will sb you forever.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 December 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link
I am stupidly happy
It's true I have crossed over to the Dark Side, but if your uniform was that tight, you'd be pretty bloody cross too!— Adrian Edmondson (@AdrianEdmondson) December 18, 2017
You sucked it in admirably. Been holding onto this one for awhile - one day way back in post production I got bored during an effects review ❤️ pic.twitter.com/HZ7bJU3rmE— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) December 18, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 December 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link
kelly marie tran 4 presidetn
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 December 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link
I am also stupidly happy about this too
You CRUSHED it, Ade! A rare addition to the #StarWars mythology: a #FirstOrder officer with an actual wry sense of humor ("humour"?)! Having you in #TheLastJedi was such an honor ("honour"?)! 😜 #MayTheForceBeWithSuperfluousYous #BottomBaddie https://t.co/DYa0LZVHFM— @HamillHimself (@HamillHimself) December 18, 2017
'BottomBaddie' could be interpreted in many ways here in the U.K....— Adrian Edmondson (@AdrianEdmondson) December 18, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 December 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
Is it true that Bowie's "Rebel Rebl " was used in this episode as the Rebel Alliance's thenme?
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Monday, 18 December 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link
did they really need a gratuitous shot of shirtless Adam Driver?
ordering vacation matinee ticket
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 December 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link
I thought this piece was great, apologies if someone shared earlier:
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/12/star-wars-the-last-jedi-backlash-negative-fan-reactions-rotten-tomatoes-score
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Monday, 18 December 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link
some great scenes in this, some glorious visuals (probably some of the best in the series tbh), some bits that got me teary-eyed just out of lifelong affection for the characters. but my god did it need to be four years long? i went for a bathroom break as soon as poe announced "we've got to take out that cannon!" there was a long line from another screening letting out so by the time i got back it was luke talking to leia, yet i'm not convinced i missed anything. maybe some cgi critter antics and more red dust spaceship stuff which admittedly looked cool but man...learn to edit.nice of the opening crawl to just be like "look, it's basically going to be The Empire Strikes Back with some stuff moved around, what do you want from us?" - it let me accept that early and settle in for the ride. also nakedly abandoning any effort to make the republic/first order/resistance setup feel real or organic - "we just want there to be an empire and some rebels, is that so much to ask?"cgi yoda was bad. much better once they switched to a puppet for the closeups. at least i think they did. could be a different cgi team. never know these days. leia flying through space with the force was laughably absurd and would be a real jump-the-shark moment if i hadn't completely forgotten it by the next scene.luke's screed against the jedi and their romanticization was excellent, marred only by him saying "darth sidious" and not "the emperor." i get the irony of me complaining about the line not living up to my ideas of classic star wars but c'mon.... it was the emperor he met. did he read about "darth sidious" somewhere? reminded me of everyone in x-men suddenly calling magneto "erik" after he was retroactively given that name in the early 90s. erik!!!!but was very glad to be rid of snoke and have rey be rid of fannish silliness about her parentage. if these have to be shiny remakes, at least try to rip the plot free of the original trilogy so there's some chance the third one at least could feel something like a new movie. or do better at maintaining that illusion.love how finn and rose's entire plotline was irrelevant to the outcome of the story, except i guess it teaches finn to be brave for one line of dialogue with poe. poe's arc was interesting to follow and i'm glad they took him being a mansplaining jerk to laura dern and did something with it but boy does it feel like these characters have to learn the same lessons five times each. one hilarious thing was rose talking about how the most heinous destructive forces in the galaxy are the fossil fuel and resource extrraction magnates who ruined her planet. "and this planet we're on is full of the most heinous destructive people in the galaxy!" "you mean... gasp!" "yes! ARMS DEALERS!" "wait, what?" feels like a last-minute, board-of-directors-friendly edit of something that once made sense, oh well.some distracting things going on with lighting/continuity on luke's island, where "dawn" seems to be ten in the morning, and where from shot to shot, rey doing her dangerous lightsaber practice on the edge of the cliff is lit from totally different directions. oopsie.del toro as asshole han solo who does not come back to save them was a cute touch. unless he got redeemed while i was in the bathroom. or blown up. i liked him. he'll flip ya!as with the last one, but less severely, it needs an edit on the jokes. all good jokes but it'd be a stronger movie with 75% as many of them. agreed with moka - let a scene be a bummer scene or a scary scene for a minute! anyway all the jokes reduce space for information to rest in your mind... no time to establish a little oomph for one scene before we've written over it with another scene. we've barely started to reconsider luke in light of kylo ren's flashback before we're given his version of events. i had the same problem with Moana (which i really liked overall!) so maybe it's a disney thing. also the word "big-ass" should not be in star wars. thanks for reading.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 December 2017 21:41 (six years ago) link
haha I missed the "big ass"
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 18 December 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
https://www.rockpeaks.com/files/eggs/s/Spinal-Tap/000618-Spinal-Tap-Big-Bottom-Saturday-Night-Live-1984.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 December 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link
Yoda being like “you definitely have not read the ancient jedi texts” to luke is me to EVERYONE who says they’ve read Hegel. no you haven’t, youre just a good liar— [to the tune of star wars] (@See_Em_Play) December 18, 2017
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 18 December 2017 22:37 (six years ago) link
all yr questions answered
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kylo-ren-shirtless-last-jedi_us_5a343a2ce4b040881bea8a2f
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 December 2017 22:39 (six years ago) link
lol @ ppl needing a reason. that’s adorable
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 December 2017 23:09 (six years ago) link
man, the famous Jedi texts that are in none of the 13 hours of Jedi-centric Star Wars films we have, it was so sad to see Luke burn those! and the Tree! dude Darth Vader never shut up about that Jedi Tree.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 December 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link
Jedi Tree was in the background in some of the council scenes of the prequels iirc, along with his partner Master Switch
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 December 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link
Loved Luke and Yoda chilling in front of the big bonfire.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 18 December 2017 23:56 (six years ago) link
the rich on the casino planet make their money by selling women to the first order
Nitpick here, but was it women or weapons? I was under the impression it was weapons.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link
Ok, who wants the Good Shit?
http://thefederalist.com/2017/12/18/last-jedi-worst-star-wars-movie-ever/
A sampling:
The plot is further degraded by its pointed failure to follow up on the various story points set up by its predecessor, the wonderful “Force Awakens.” One of the best was the mystery of Rey’s parentage, which seemed to promise an exploration of the Jedi’s typically convoluted bloodlines. We discover, however, in a belated revelation, that her parents were “nobodies” completely unconnected to anything remotely interesting
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:25 (six years ago) link
lol that's trolling right? i mean the movie has problems but at a skim most of the claims there are laughable or designed to reveal the reviewer as a complete clod. "objectively bad," ha.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:28 (six years ago) link
― Johnny Fever, Monday, December 18, 2017 7:14 PM (thirteen minutes ago)
oh, i heard women. might have been weapons
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:28 (six years ago) link
Bruneau p impressive how you manage to become tedious in new and inventive ways each week
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:38 (six years ago) link
Johnny was right - it's "weapons"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:39 (six years ago) link
lol The Federalist reviewing Star Wars in between their Trump fellatio
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:42 (six years ago) link
Found it! Here’s Armond!
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/454666/last-jedi-shape-water-juvenile-political-fantasies
He didn’t like Del Toro’s latest either.
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:45 (six years ago) link
i loved Laura Dern's explosive finale visually even though it meant Star Wars is now ripping off Starcrash (except w dumber heroes).
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link
there's a petition making the rounds for disney to "remove episode VIII from the canon" and honestly when will these fuckin nerds go extinct pls
― Simon H., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:14 (six years ago) link
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/a-list-of-some-of-the-times-the-last-jedi-told-the-olde-1821396631I was seriously tired of all of the acrobatics done to make everything conform to a formula with deep reverence for the most superficial details that the franchise had become. The best shit in the original trilogy was the swamp frog man hitting the main character with a stick and telling him not to rely on his assumptions, and there was plenty of that in this one
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link
Has anybody commented that it’s really strange that Leia would spend so much resources and effort in TFA to find Luke, only for him to be hidden out.. in a cabin next to a famous Jedi Tree
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:32 (six years ago) link
It’d be cooler if this movie wasnt 5 hours long.
― y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link
xpost It was an unmapped island that from space looked like mere ocean. they knew he was going to the original Jedi temple, but nobody actually knew where that was, just knew *of* it
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link
like "famous" Jedi tree = I sincerely doubt most laypeople knew of it or much about it other than it existed
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:35 (six years ago) link
it was famous thousands or even tens of thousands of years ago as far as I could tell, not so much a tourist attraction these days
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:36 (six years ago) link
the jedi got really into having a hierarchy and all hung out in the galaxy’s capital planet where they could make rules about how to be a jedi and complain a lot, they were kind of bad at archeology
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:37 (six years ago) link
some of the hyper focus on logistical issues and "plot holes" makes me wonder how closely some of these fanboys watched the original trilogy, in which the definition of what you could do with the Force seemed to get expanded every movie, Yoda tells Luke not to abandon his training only to tell him a movie later that he doesn't need any more training when he comes back, Luke romantically kisses his sister, etc etc
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:40 (six years ago) link
like if there was ever a universe that really wasn't tightly plotted and contradicted itself at will, it's this one
Why did yoda burn down the tree but then i saw a lorebook later? I figured if yoda burned shit down everything was toast. Its hard not to cling to stuff if you arent serious about your lesson, yoda.
― y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:41 (six years ago) link
let the whiny laser sword man think he’s burning it all down, it’ll give him that kick in the ass he needs
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link
lol at a magazine called The Federalist. Their horrible writers appear on FOX News and MSNBC with stylish haircuts and viewpoints straight out of Andrew Mellon's diaries.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:43 (six years ago) link
Rey had already taken them prior to that moment. it didn't matter if they were really there or not, the burning was a symbolic of the destruction and "rebirth" of the Jedi. it's also Yoda saying "being a Jedi is about more than stupid artifacts and boring books", I guess dude isn't as into the dogma as once thought
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:43 (six years ago) link
yeah if you ever wanna see insanity, go to RealClearPolitics and just look at the TITLES of the Federalist articles.....
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:44 (six years ago) link
― mh, Monday, December 18, 2017 8:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes this
also maybe leading the whole galaxy into total multi-decade disaster has changed yoda's outlook on things
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:44 (six years ago) link
btw everybody who wants Kylo Ren to "turn" to the light needs to go find other movies to watch
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:45 (six years ago) link
I am embarrassed to admit how many times I've seen this already, let's just say I can pretty much recite the dialogue from memory now
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:46 (six years ago) link
Read that as "turn to the right"
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:46 (six years ago) link
there’s that yoda bit at the end of the prequels where he’s like “oh we fucked up majorly, I’m gonna go into hiding until we can sort this out”
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:48 (six years ago) link
if only Sanders had done that!
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:51 (six years ago) link
ba-zing!
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link
weird relics in the basement, cool fortress, now a gun battle? maz kanata is the semi-retired indiana jones of star wars who was trying to run her own casablanca-style bar in semi-retirement
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:59 (six years ago) link
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, December 18, 2017 8:45 PM (eight minutes ago)
sort of feel like we can chill a little bit with the stanning, people can have different experiences of the same movie, want different things from it, etc. you're being a little obnoxious
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:00 (six years ago) link
― mh, Monday, December 18, 2017 8:48 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, December 18, 2017 8:51 PM (eight minutes ago)
someone get this guy on the star wars joke writing team!
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:01 (six years ago) link
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, December 18, 2017 8:44 PM (sixteen minutes ago)
yeah i got this feeling too
― k3vin k., Monday, December 18, 2017 9:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post
yes we all know you're the cool SW 'outsider' guy
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:02 (six years ago) link
like r u familiar with ILE or
Didn't Luke actually say the words "laser sword" at some point? Made me jump. "Fightin' with the laser swords and robots in the star war"
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:03 (six years ago) link
he did. I took it as a statement of derision though apparently it upset some people cos sabers aren't literally laser swords.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, December 18, 2017 9:02 PM (fifty-five seconds ago)
i don't think i've really attempted to cultivate a persona vis a vis star wars, your need to go line by line and refute everything anyone didn't like about the movie is just lame!
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
yea i could give a shit thanks for stopping by tho
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link
cool i look forward to your next 400 posts
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:06 (six years ago) link
can't say the same about yours sadly
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:06 (six years ago) link
bo jackson hyperdrive
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:07 (six years ago) link
good one
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:08 (six years ago) link
Dude, keep up manIn one of the new canon novels, Leia survived an assassination attempt because of something written on paper - “Something was written on the paper streamer on her plate. Actual writing. Virtually nobody wrote any longer; it had been years since Leia had seen actual words handwritten in ink on anything but historical documents.”https://io9.gizmodo.com/oh-so-thats-why-leia-doesnt-trust-the-new-republic-in-1757108196So nobody cared except Luke and Rey cared about the tree with the books in it, because they kept shit in holocrons, or in the cloud, or whatever. And Yoda already knew Rey had snagged the books by the time he Thor’d the tree from beyond the grave.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:08 (six years ago) link
Wow that was a ton of xps
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:10 (six years ago) link
a thousand xposts to phil but yeah re podcasts Rebel Force Radio grossed me out.I remembered them from an interview episode they did with a composer about TFA and that was super great but it turns out it was just the guest who was great because yeah the podcast itself super is NOT. bleh.
I am trying out 'Full of Sith' which is kinda low quality audio-wise but the ppl seem cool and have good ideas and stuff.The names of these things though. Jeez. Giving me full nerd-cringe.
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:10 (six years ago) link
No one has mentioned the obv chemistry Poe and Rey had upon meeting (?!?) at the end of the film.
pretty sure this is just Poe/Oscar Isaac, who has chemistry with every character he speaks to in the movie, up to and including BB-8.
― Roz, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:12 (six years ago) link
Nah. There was a magic moment. The camera held on Rey's smile (reverse shot ) for a bit, too. It was emphasized.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:17 (six years ago) link
Poe would have chemistry with a chair. He is magical.
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:19 (six years ago) link
http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/oscarisaac7-1716.gifVeg, I do NOT recommend you google "oscar isaac gif" if you want to get anything done with your day.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link
yeah it's like in llewyn davis when he had excellent chemistry with that cat
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:24 (six years ago) link
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:25 (six years ago) link
haha
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:27 (six years ago) link
is the real reason everybody hated XMen Apocalypse so much cos Oscar's face was obscured too much
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:29 (six years ago) link
just shoot them out of the canon
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:32 (six years ago) link
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl)
Poe would have excellent chemistry with "Edgar Allen"
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
xxposts MatthewK too late it’s what I do at least once a day (all day)Oscar gifs are life <3
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:40 (six years ago) link
it's interesting, i had fun watching this and think it is a better made movie than TFA but my enthusiasm for it is pretty low a few hours later. the prospect of ever watching it seems just tiring. which is weird for a movie that's just stuffed to the gills with beautiful photography of incredible wonders never before seen.i think the time may have finally come when i'm burnt out on this series/universe. one a year is too much. no room to breathe and grow curious again. and of course, i am not twelve and devote a lot less of my imaginative energies and joys to fictional universes and what mysteries await in the next installment. and the naked assembly-lining of them probably preempts any sense that you're waiting for the next revelation of the true adventures of your favorite characters - rather you're speculating on what direction might be taken by director x and which properties the studio might be trying to greenlight. i can always see the "they" deciding things, whether it's "groan, i wish they hadn't put that in there" or "hooray, i'm so glad they put that in!". but mostly yeah, with time i have lost, i fear, the pleasure of being able to breathlessly believe that what we see in the next movie matters. those were good days.thankfully the han solo movie is such an irritating idea that i will likely skip that one. maybe in two years I'll be ready to see one of these and it not just feel like an exercise in evading spoilers and keeping up with the conversation.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:59 (six years ago) link
i do feel like it was probably more fun to take these in pre-social media/blog/podcast days with wall to wall coverage. but the only SW films I saw during original release were the prequels since I wasn't born til 80 :/
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 03:05 (six years ago) link
ditto, born 81! but how i relate to serial stuff and fictional universes generally is just different. half down to internet, half down to not being a kid. maybe the last thing where i was really invested in the next installment having weight as the next real, unspoilable installment in something i cared about, was the harry potter books, at which point i was college-aged. long gaps between 'em, and not a lot really being leaked or dulled by advance hype. in between I believe i did spend time thinking and discussing what might happen, whether snape was good or evil, whatever, it was fun. not life or death as i think it was for people who were really kids for those, but a lot of fun. oh and scott pilgrim i was pretty invested in. i bet comics of that sort, that drop as big chunks with a good span of time in between, generally evade some of these problems.the very obvious "x a year til the end of time" mechanics of stuff like this and the marvel movies doesn't keep me from enjoying individual installments onscreen but it does really preclude a sense of special-eventness. i'm just too aware of the brand exercise and the cross-promotion and the upcoming side movie with hired-gun-indie-director-so-and-so, to get swept up in anything like the movie magic i felt as a kid, or the movie magic i've felt as an adult in genre movies not doing the franchise thing. this is just a really long way of saying the new movies would be better if they came out three years apart. but i believe that's actually true.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 03:29 (six years ago) link
Oh man...it was excruciating as a kid waiting for any tidbit of info ( a photo or production art ) to pop up in Starlog or something. And back in the OT days itvwas 3 years between films. But any little clue was gold.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link
I love insane people.
https://io9.gizmodo.com/hilariously-dumb-change-org-petitions-about-the-last-je-1821394256
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 04:16 (six years ago) link
I just saw it, and if I had any misgivings about it I will now just claim it was perfect to make those people mad
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 04:49 (six years ago) link
I love that the idea of destiny is considered a positive thing to these dorks (re: #8)
I'd be pretty pissed if I found out I was pre-ordained to be a requirements analyst for 25 years
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 04:52 (six years ago) link
I just fell down a reylo twitter rabbit hole
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 05:52 (six years ago) link
Finn/Poe OTP tbh
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 06:31 (six years ago) link
definitely enjoyed this but flying leia was dumb and bad
― gbx, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 06:52 (six years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Monday, December 18, 2017
― .oO (silby), Monday, December 18, 2017
i haven't seen this yet and didn't have particularly high expectations based on The Force Awakens, but the wailing of fanboys has my hopes up. may the tears of anyone who earnestly refers to the movie "Star Wars" as "A New Hope" salt my popcorn.
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 07:55 (six years ago) link
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, December 17, 2017
Would you accept a Laura Dern minifig?
https://images.hellogiggles.com/uploads/2017/08/31071336/dern1.jpg
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 07:58 (six years ago) link
ppl are hung up on who rey's dad is & meanwhile chewie is right there. driving her to jedi practice. keeping the engine running. dropping her off to meet the new boyfriend he doesn't exactly approve of, but just tells her to get home safe. her search for a father figure is OVER— 🎄all I want for christmas is yuuuuuvic BABY🎄 (@inknose) December 18, 2017
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 08:26 (six years ago) link
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 09:30 (six years ago) link
this is a good thread if a bit long:
Are we at the point where we're talking about Star Wars spoilers? Because that is what I'm going to do, spoil The Last Jedi.— Jay Allen (@a_man_in_black) December 17, 2017
yeah that’s excellent
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 09:40 (six years ago) link
I liked this from the replies too
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 09:43 (six years ago) link
“This was a fantastic write-up, Jay. Though as others have mentioned I do think it's worth pointing out that it's the literal illusion of heroism that in fact saves the day.”
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 09:44 (six years ago) link
TechCrunch has had enough
https://techcrunch.com/2017/12/17/the-last-jedi-should-be-the-last-star-wars-film/
― piscesx, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 12:04 (six years ago) link
.. meanwhile the troubled Solo movie is due in just 5 short months!
― piscesx, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 12:05 (six years ago) link
Rewatched yesterday. Still very corny but a better film than TFA. And I love any and all stuff with Luke. Dude stole the show.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 13:07 (six years ago) link
The fish!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 13:22 (six years ago) link
Speaking as someone who really enjoyed both The Force Awakens and Rogue One:
Everything that happened on Luke's island - lameSpace Monte Carlo - lameDO YOU SEE??? class politics - lameUnder-utilising the younger cast - lameCasting Laura Dern and giving her pretty much nothing to do - lameRey/Kylo Ren telepathy scenes - lameSnoke - LAMETedious Luke/Kylo exposition - LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME
Action scenes - still pretty awesome
The entire movie felt hamstrung by the need to incorporate Luke but also giving him nothing of interest to do, which might have worked if it hadn't also meant leaving Rey stuck out there as well, and if the other main plot hadn't involved half of the cast floating in space going nowhere. Way too much time was devoted to those scenes and there wasn't enough plot or character interest to keep them going, and the whole film went weirdly baggy as a result.
It felt like you could see the strings moving throughout, maneuvering everyone into a place where they could press the Reset button to keep the whole franchise going indefinitely, but the Force Awakens did a pretty good job of pressing that in the first place. Daisy Ridley, John Boyega and Oscar Isaac should have been the core of this but they didn't get anywhere near enough screentime together and their characters were left pretty underdeveloped, even by Star Wars standards.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 13:53 (six years ago) link
One of the things the originals get right is that they understand that the Force and all the Jedi stuff is complete hokey if you explain or think about it too much. And that *no one needs to do that anyway*, we already know all we need to know about it. Whereas this script inflated the focus on all that stuff to the extent that everyone could see there was nothing there, those scenes were all so plodding and portentous and could have been cut down by like 3/4 in order to make room for other things.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link
https://kotaku.com/lets-talk-about-the-weirdest-and-best-scene-in-the-la-1821376910
Let’s talk about the moment where Luke Skywalker walked purposefully towards a gigantic fish/elephant/cow looking alien, squeezed a half litre of green, full fat milk from its engorged teat and gulped that strange liquid down with the gusto of a man satisfying a well-earned thirst.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link
".. we should look to the movie’s CinemaScore, an America-based exit poll system that scientifically works out an audience score.The Force Awakens earned an A score, with 90% of all respondents being positive, the average score being 4.5, while Rogue One earned an A, 91% positive feedback and the same score. By comparison, The Last Jedi also won an A CinemaScore, 89% positive feedback, and a five-out-of-five score. With those statistics being so positive, how can the negative online reaction be explained? According to Deadline, non-Disney sources are saying the backlash has been primarily online “trolling”. The publication also points to one Facebook page titled “Down With Disney’s Treatment of Franchises and Fanboys” who are claiming to use bot accounts to target the film’s score. "
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/star-wars-the-last-jedi-audience-cinemascore-rotten-tomato-user-score-a8116166.html
― piscesx, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link
idk I liked all the force stuff. what luke taught rey and what yoda taught luke. seemed like a good steer away from ~explaining~ it and getting it back to the vague trust-in-it nature/zen/posthumanist thing suggested in Empire, now with more emphasis on the humility vs vanity. also think it was a really interesting character place to take luke skywalker, once a young hothead flyboy looking for the force to be an instrumental tool in his own quest. prob could have been done more efficiently tho and i agree totally that the slow ticking space chase was way too much of the movie, and that keeping the last film's three young leads separate was a weird choice. kind of strange that poe and rey are just meeting at the end of the second movie! but that's ok imo. if we really need to see them all on an adventure together i guess there's the next movie.man what was great though was rey and kylo fighting those red dudes in the burning curtain dome room. and the red dirt salt planet. amazing visual that i got used to from the trailer and didn't fully appreciate when it was onscreen.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 14:22 (six years ago) link
nice to see someone back me up on the trolls/bots theory xp
― Simon H., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link
Yeah Jay Allen's thread v good
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link
the online downvoting is the same old assholes as usual who are looking for a reason to create a backlash, or who genuinely were surprised by what they saw in the movie and aren't pleased unless a movie gives them exactly the thing they want
I'm seeing this thing again tomorrow, but after a few days of reflecting that the image of Leia using the force to float back to the ship seemed a little off, even if seeing her have a minor bit of ability is completely expected.
The casino planet might be overlong but I was using the toilet for part of it the first time I saw the movie, because as soon as they got out of the jail I thought "ooh this is the part that was in the trailer, I can pee now" but it took a little while.
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link
Man, every time I read one of these threads one of you guys is always leaving the movie to use the toilet. Go before the movie starts!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link
I'm an old man
also my movie theater serves beer
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link
Negbots arent the bots youre looking for iirc
― y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link
wait, you guys didn't see the blinking "USE TOILET NOW" sign in the back of the casino? I guess my ability to read galactic basic text is a boon yet again
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link
It was cool to see Dubrovnik as the casino planet, after being there over the summer.
― change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link
I'm envious of some acquaintances who have been to Skellig Michael. I'm thinking tourism is going to be a problem there, now
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link
but after a few days of reflecting that the image of Leia using the force to float back to the ship seemed a little off, even if seeing her have a minor bit of ability is completely expected
This is what bugs me about being people reacting so negatively against that scene. Leia actually using the Force to avoid death? Oh no! Maybe she should've adopted a different pose or danced her way back into the ship. No other characters even knowing it happened is also good or at least might've been if they'd been able to explore more Leia's history of restraint with her own abilities which was probably going to be more of a thing in the next one.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link
I'm still sticking with my "they trained the wrong Skywalker kid" stance
Yoda knows it, we know it, it's pretty obvious
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link
I did go before I started! Honestly this was the first movie in recent memory where I did the bathroom run (in x parsecs ha ha) partway. Combination of catching an early afternoon show too soon after coffee (in order to snag a walk-up-to-the-counter ticket for moviepass purposes), limp theater cocktail, and it being two and a half goddamn hours long. the original Empire got it done in 124 minutes btw and i do think this could have gotten there by cutting some redundant stuff, some jokes, and at least one action set piece. at the same time there's other stuff that should have been left to breathe more so idk. but there's so much little stuff that works in the moment but adds up the flab. evil imperial bb-8 spotting bb-8 on infrared... cute moment but it's thirty seconds of screen time that doesn't add anything to the movie and kinda cuts the tension of this desperate infiltration mission. i guess they want to sell iPhones shaped like evil bb-8 though. buy now and get your slidey rebel insignia ring for $5 off! i love the things in this movie that are generous and imaginative but even a movie full of delights can sometimes stand to be carved down a bit. kershner had directed ten feature films and a decade of TV episodes before 'empire' and i think it shows in how tight and yet abundant that film is.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link
BB-9E was good and I hope to see the lil bastard again.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link
He reminded me of the evil robot in The Black Hole.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link
I would have been down with a BB-8 version of Old Bob tbh
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
Is there a BB-8 toy with "special disguise" yet? It'd just be a box you put over him
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
but the neo-Praetorian Guard dudes had a little bit of Maximilian swag just on account of being all red and menacing and faceless.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link
hahaha. up there with the R2D2 "hyperdrive repair" playset from phantom menace.
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
kershner had directed ten feature films and a decade of TV episodes before 'empire' and i think it shows in how tight and yet abundant that film is.
tbf RJ had to deal with what I can only assume was a hell of a lot more studio involvement/interference
― Simon H., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
Wanted a longer fight with the guards. Keeping them mysterious probably for the best but also means they end up seeming mysteriously kinda shit (part of the bigger complaint of the film not quite justifying its length meaning so many individuals and aspects get short shrift). It was good to see Kylo really struggling against them though however briefly and the catch-sabre-ignite-sabre-KILL moment was phenomenal.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
oh for sure. but do studios want long movies? i'd assumed distributors and theaters would want short ones (more screenings) but maybe there's pressure to go "epic." or I guess just "you have to include this, you have to include that" which would bloat the film. rogue one had massive, movie-breaking studio notes (ADD X-WING BATTLE SEQUENCE) written all over it so I'd buy that.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
do studios want long movies?
they don't seem to care much either way as long as certain prerequisites make it in
― Simon H., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
― mh, Tuesday, December 19, 2017 10:39 AM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The Irish tourism board had a booth at Star Wars Celebration in April actively soliciting tourism for the Skelligs! You could get your picture taken against a backdrop of the steps from TFA, and sign up for information or a travel package.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link
they advertise at Dublin Airport too
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:21 (six years ago) link
skellig mob scenes, star wars creeps
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link
I thought it kind of funny that it essentially ended with the opening Hoth battle from Empire but the face down the emperor climax of Jedi is sort of stuck in the middle. Maybe that subconsciously explains some of the perhaps strange pacing?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link
for some reason the people behind me thought the "it's salt!" line was hilarious
― Simon H., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link
i chuckled/groaned at the salt line (gotta let the audience know this isn't a snow planet! we're not on hoth! we're INVERTING "empire!" )... as with other places where the seams and strings just got so obvious. the awful maz kanata phone call was the other big one. "can't talk right now but to advance the plot you will need to complete the following fetch quest!"
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link
Would have been funnier if the rebel guy licked it and then died.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link
"it's.... poisonnnnnnn" i was kinda hoping for some cool thing where they exploit the fragility of the thin salt pan to crack the ground out from under the walkers or something. maybe that happened while i was in the bathroom though.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link
I, too have enjoyed the *tastes dust* "It's sodium cyanide!" jokes going around
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
the resistance has sympathizers from all over the galaxy - even the scientists from prometheus have joined the cause
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link
https://io9.gizmodo.com/16-fascinating-revelations-about-the-making-of-star-war-1821389649
At one point, there was a line in the movie where Snoke mentioned his gold slippers.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
Red Letter review is up http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-the-last-last-jedi-review/
they have some interesting points as you can imagine.
― piscesx, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link
Most of those are hilariously bad.
For Rey’s costume change after Han’s death, an early design had her directly influenced by the smuggler, with a short blue jacket and brown pants with red marks down the side.
Aw
There was a bathhouse sequence on Canto Bight that was designed and shot but not used in the movie. It’s not entirely clear how it would have played into the film, or why it was cut, but it seems like it may have been another elaborate, lavish location for the fathiers to smash through. It was a steamy place complete with aliens in all manner of dress, lounging around and sweating.
AWWW
― nashwan, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link
I hope we get a new trend in Star Wars movies: we no longer blow up a Death Star every time, but Ben Solo kills one of his space dads in every episode
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link
I want them to let S. Soderbergh direct a casino heist movie on Canto Bight
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
I have the feelign this film woul dbe better in spanish
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link
Wanted a longer fight with the guards.
at least it was longer than the fight with the praetorian guard after the emperor died in ROTJ
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:43 (six years ago) link
seriously, did they just follow their boss into the reactor when he died or what?
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:44 (six years ago) link
they were like FUCKDAT! and started to dance to "YALL GONNA MAKE ME LOOSE MY MIND UP IN HEA UP IN HEA!" then went for a joyride on emperieal shuttles
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link
iirc, Praetorian Lieutenant Lawrence B. Snoke escaped with what he characterized as a very minor, cosmetic head wound likely caused by a touch of rebounded force lightning.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link
And then his short term disability claim was denied
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link
just gonna leave this debate here
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-fans-2-generations-debate-last-jedi-1068913
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link
Is it just me or are Finn, Rey, Poe, and even Kylo all in a better position now than they were when the series began? They lost a lot of comrades but they're all doing quite well personally. Nobody lost a hand or accidentally made out with their sister or watched their homeworld get destroyed or got turned into an ice cube.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link
There are a lot of spoilers — and some discussion of Joel Schumacher's Batman movies, and the prequels
surprised they didn't call me
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:15 (six years ago) link
The following is a conversation about The Last Jedi held between two friends, one a spry, 30-year-old Millennial, and the other a wizened, but freakishly handsome 38-year-old Gen X kind of a guy.
Hope the writer can help bridge this yawning age gap!
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link
That "38" must be a typo for "48," because then the first sentence says, "We should probably begin by stressing something that is apparent only to the few people who know us personally: you watched the Star Wars films when they were originally released theatrically while I watched them first on VHS." Somebody born in 1979 could only have seen Empire and Jedi in the theater, and would barely remember either at age 1 and nearly age 3.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link
Rey's parents should have been revealed to be Lady Bird's parents and "nowhere" should have been revealed to be "Sacramento".
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link
The Imperial Guard weren’t around in the confrontation in ROTJ b/c the Emperor dismisses them early on, right? “Leave us!”
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link
One thing I haven’t seen anyone mention is that we get one of the Praetorians full-on mulched, right? We get blood and viscera tossed up, almost in compensation for the dude who get his head bloodlessly air-holed
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:36 (six years ago) link
That was just bits of the outfit. No actual viscera, though it was clearly meant to evoke it.
― Simon H., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link
a better death star
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_circle#/media/File:Colour_sketch_of_a_spaceship_creating_crop_circles.jpg
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link
https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/19/16795346/green-blue-milk-scene-the-last-jedi-luke-skywalker-thala-siren-dairy-science
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 22:46 (six years ago) link
Thinking about it now, I kinda wanted Snoke to say, "Kylo Ren, I knew Darth Vader, I worked with Darth Vader, and you are no Darth Vader."
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 00:28 (six years ago) link
haha, excellent.
― piscesx, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 01:49 (six years ago) link
this movie was awesome
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 04:19 (six years ago) link
like, what a good movie about failure, specifically the failures between parents (or surrogate parents) and children
all the luke/rey/kylo stuff was exactly what i wanted out of this movie
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 04:30 (six years ago) link
the jokes were fine! they were much better than the ones in rogue one and honestly weren’t distracting at all imo???? and i had very few issues with the pacing, 2.5 hours flew by
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 04:37 (six years ago) link
Yayyy glad you liked it!
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 04:40 (six years ago) link
This movie was rad, I loved all the unique un-starwars-like stylistic touches.
― Dan I., Wednesday, 20 December 2017 05:08 (six years ago) link
“Homeworld not destroyed” probably at best neutral for Rey, to be honest.
One thing that Hollywood Reporter article did is remind me to ask: did the reyouthified Luke projection remind anyone else of Peter Dinklage?
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 07:50 (six years ago) link
This really clicked for me on my second viewing. It felt almost like I was watching a completely different movie. That’s the first time a Star Wars has ever done that.
Anyway, it’s great.
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 08:34 (six years ago) link
Not FLAWLESS mind you. It’s probably a smidge too long with too many subplots, and I could have done without some of the Prequel-esque tomfoolery on the casino planet. But damn.
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 08:40 (six years ago) link
maybe the last thing where i was really invested in the next installment having weight as the next real, unspoilable installment in something i cared about, was the harry potter books
Okay wait you’re talking about books where the first four came out every year like clockwork, and the last three came out every two years IE the same time gap as the current mainline Star Wars films.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 08:51 (six years ago) link
there were three years between 4 and 5, and she wasn't putting out "grindelwald: a harry potter story" in the off years. there were periods of time where you could forget about harry potter and thus be ready to get excited again. idk that was my experience anyway.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 12:15 (six years ago) link
Time goes by so much slower when you're a kid. I'm sure there are teenagers out there that have plenty of time to forget about star wars and then get excited again.
― silverfish, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link
i mostly buy that, except that with movies coming out every year, it never goes away. at no point in the last two years have my local dollar stores and chain pharmacies not been selling at least a half-dozen star wars items each. toys okay sure... but star wars paper towels?!
(this was somewhat true for harry potter also, but muddied by the movies overlapping the books.)
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 14:55 (six years ago) link
rogue one too many
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 14:55 (six years ago) link
how han solo can you go
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 14:57 (six years ago) link
Gonna say it now, I fucking loved the casino planet and especially that drunk alien who thought BB-8 was a slot machine.
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:01 (six years ago) link
mocap mark hamill!
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:02 (six years ago) link
after a few days i think my favorite bit, besides the rey/kylo/red dudes battle, was rey's montagey realization of the force with luke. the death that gives rise to new life. hokey sure but it felt right, it felt like the really cool inspiring version of the force that obi-wan and yoda talked about in the first place.
i also like the idea that when luke senses her contact with the dark side, he's wrong to be freaked out. he's flawed in ways that are recognizably the decades-on, matured but not saintly, version of the farmboy on the farm we met all those years ago. that farmboy was also a flyboy so it implies interesting things about poe's capacity for growth also. yeah it's also just that we're repeating ourselves, but this is how poetry should rhyme imo.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link
man there's a lot in this that i'd enjoy seeing again. if they released a two-hour special edition i think i'd do it.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link
yeah that’s how i feel tooi think i’ve enjoyed it more as a conversation piece than a movie tbh
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link
agreed, it seems like almost everyone who saw it, saw a different movie
― Simon H., Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
What are you talking about, we all saw Burt Reynolds and Dom deLuise try and make that cross-country run.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link
no, it was ryan reynolds and dom passantino iirc
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, December 20, 2017 10:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is still the only viable Han Solo movie outline imho
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link
A stand alone movie set in between A New Hope and Empire has to be fertile ground surely? I mean that's what.. a 2 year time-frame? Anything could have happened! Who wouldn't want to watch that? I know the novels and expanded universe probably cover this to death but still..
― piscesx, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link
Who wouldn't want to watch that?
dear lord no more inbetweenquels please
― Simon H., Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:14 (six years ago) link
xxxp The Kesselball Run
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link
I did like the continuation of a jokey line from TFA, though. When Han and Leia first re-unite after the big fight on Takodana, the first thing he says is, "You changed your hair." In TLJ, when Luke shows up in the bunker at the end, Leia says, "I know what you're going to say . . . I changed my hair."
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link
omg we'll finally get that movie about the poor Imperial probe droid's courageous journey to Hoth
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link
xxxposts
oh another great thing: hamill's "where's han?" almost guaranteed to work emotionally given our history with the characters, but i still thought it was well-performed and well-directed. would rather have seen that scene play out in dialogue than the cutting-away we got - feels like someone just decided it was too hard to write or would bum the audience out - better get back to some animal antics!
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link
Just make a TV series out of the Darth Vader comic it would be fabulous.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
hamill was p wonderful in this movie i thought
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link
^ yeah but also the IV-V period is the only (?) one currently being explored in canon, so appearing in more media is probably not likely.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
I loved that the force montage came shortly after Luke fucking around with Rey when she literally reaches out.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link
Enjoyed this piece -- talks about the Bolivian location used for Crait.
https://earther.com/the-amazing-earth-science-behind-the-last-jedis-new-min-1821429894
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link
the first of the new Vader comics was between IV and V, current one takes place between III and IV
― mh, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link
i demand Porg One: A Star Wars Story
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link
out as a six-part comic book and ios game in april 2018 iirc
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link
I managed to not see any previews for this and my only spoiler was that Dern was in it, so it was great fun not knowing what was going to happen. I was very glad they didn't make ESB 2 and managed to get the story beyond itself. I was only turned off by Casino Planet and the horseback escape because it seemed like something closer to the prequels and all the creatures looked like they came from Harry Potter. Other than that my only complaint was them scrapping Kyle's helmet - I thought that was a quality look. Acting from Driver, Hammill & Ridley was terrific- the three of them were the highlights for sure.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link
I love Laura Dern but she had quite an odd affect in this, like every line had a smile behind it. It made her character seem high af.
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link
I was bummed she was a one & done.
Also I think anyone on this thread who doesn’t like the new kids is off their rocker.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
During the first Snoke-Kylo scene Snoke asks him "how's your wound?" and it sounds a lot like "hows you?" which I far prefer.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:37 (six years ago) link
realizing i missed what was evidently everyone's least favorite scene -- the skype-ing (?) before the casino. was it that bad?
― gbx, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link
Btw I really enjoyed this movie. I don't think about Star Wars except when I'm watching a Star Wars movie, but these new ones are an embarrassingly emotional experience. Like, I find myself wanting to cry more than at any other movie (which I don't of course, because crying at Star Wars would be ridiculous).
It's not about whether they're well-written or not. Something to do with having watched the original trilogy over and over as a kid + repressed childhood emotions + hearing the sound fx and themes at loud volumes + seeing the original actors as much older people.
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link
prob the lowest point of the movie for me too, but idk it just kinda happened and then it was over xp
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link
because crying at Star Wars would be ridiculous
yeah I mean it's not Pixar
― nashwan, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:07 (six years ago) link
My friend didn't even try to conceal his weeping at the end
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link
I'm 50/50 on the kids but Luke Skywalker reaching his peace and becoming one with the Force and seeing the two suns and remembering what he's done and knowing this was the story of his life and he did okay has me getting a little choked up just typing about it.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:46 (six years ago) link
I mean that is like the Big Fish ending of forty-year space epics, right there.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:47 (six years ago) link
Well said
What's so special about the little Coke Commercial Kids ( assuming this is who you mean)?
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link
no sorry I mean Finn, Rey, Poe etc. the new cast. I had my fill of SW toddlers in the prequels. Sorry for the confusion
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:04 (six years ago) link
i got pretty teary a few times & then i legit bawled over the memoriam line for Carrie Fisher “Our Princess” in the final credits
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link
...Luke Skywalker reaching his peace and becoming one with the Force and seeing the two suns and remembering what he's done and knowing this was the story of his life and he did okay has me getting a little choked up just typing about it.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, December 20, 2017 6:46 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I loved this scene and it made me well up. I'm of the "saw it in '77" generation and these characters - even 3PO bless him - are close to my heart for much the same reasons Jordan mentions upthread. "Just get 'em outta here and bring in the new blood" isn't a view I subscribed to with these new films but there's nothing for it now.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:07 (six years ago) link
xxpost Yeah I'm rootin' for Rey but yawn these new "kids" def don't compare to the og characters. Even the new droid is grating after 90 minutes
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:09 (six years ago) link
Sorry, BB8 is an annoying little character.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:10 (six years ago) link
idk they're compelling, are acted reasonably well and have a good screen presence with one another. The magic of the OG series won't be duplicated, or even approximated, but I find them engaging and was happier to see Rey for instance than whenever Leia showed up.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:12 (six years ago) link
the new cast are almost scarily charismatic and movie-starry. i'm still not much interested in poe, and finn has been saddled with repeating his story from the first movie (if enriching his worldview along the way). but it was cool that they made poe's arc to be a dick who thinks his arc is he's the cool dick who shows the commanding officer how wrong she is, but actually he's wrong and learns he should stfu. anyway five new big lead type characters that i give a shit about is kind of amazing for a series this deep into its lifespan.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:12 (six years ago) link
no way, poe gave him a belly rub like I'd do with my dog if my dog just rescued my buds off an enemy star destroyer xposts
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:13 (six years ago) link
I did like how Poe's scheme not only failed, but caused Laura Dern's plan to fail (by ultimately giving away the escape pods), and really just resulted in a whole lot of people dying. He definitely got off easy (because everyone else was dead).
― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link
i cannot compute not loving Poe he is an angel from heaven
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:24 (six years ago) link
I didn't say I didn't like him
― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:25 (six years ago) link
i was talking to everyone else who has said as much
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:40 (six years ago) link
poe's mutiny being permanent would have been an interesting direction to go in.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:18 (six years ago) link
other option: leia shooting him for insubordination and mutiny seriously wounds him, he gets a robot hand and is seduced by kylo ren who promises him unlimited opportunities to fly around and shoot things
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link
"seduced" serving multiple persons in that sentence I assume
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
Related Q, how dirty does Adam Driver get in that Scorcese movie
― .oO (silby), Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:48 (six years ago) link
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, December 20, 2017 9:33 PM (nineteen minutes ago
the people demand it
― k3vin k., Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:54 (six years ago) link
"IS the dark side stronger?" "quicker. ea---" "sounds awesome i'm in
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:56 (six years ago) link
just rewatched Force Awakens. for all the talk of the humor in Last Jedi (I actually like it), TFA's is way more out of place. Finn's comic relief is almost annoying. (though Poe's at the beginning is pretty great).
still enjoyed the rewatch though. really did not like the convos between Han and Leia though - mostly just exposition-filler lines.
also seeing teh unmasked Kylo throughout TLJ made me in retrospect not enjoy masked Kylo as much.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 03:58 (six years ago) link
drew some kylo ren fan art pic.twitter.com/LtMung7Liu— what's even going on (@VagliArt) December 20, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link
kylo thicc
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link
just noticed in France this is called "les derniers jedi" for those still interested in parsing the plurality-or-not of the title
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link
dirty and skeletal
(also write Scorsese on the blackboard 50x)
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
haven't seen this but don't understand why you need good actors in SW, seems miscalculated
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, December 21, 2017 8:53 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
sry teach
― .oO (silby), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRWqY5eW4AI9ELE?format=jpg
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link
is there a specific reason ppl are freaking out about Adam Driver's chest? did 35 years of Tom Cruise ruin Hollywood masculinity permanently?
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link
people think his head was digitally shrunk relative to his pecs
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
yeah I think the disproportion is the main thing that shocked people
― k3vin k., Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link
that sequence also stands out because franchise stuff has been so determinedly sexless
― Simon H., Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
There is no sex in the SW Galaxy,babies come from a cave
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link
I'm talking about recent Disney/Marvel/DC shit.
― Simon H., Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
(With a couple of minor exceptions)
― Simon H., Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link
amazing they went to a Casino so that this guy:
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/NT72XsnUmKxwwxfnLHsYQ7TAUNA=/902x377/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2500058/john_boyega_official_star_wars.0.jpg
could learn that slavery is bad from watching these kids:
http://media.comicbook.com/2017/12/star-wars-the-last-jedi-ending-rian-johnson-1067286-1280x0.jpg
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7buirYcmV5nSwIRW/200.gif
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:18 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/oLNSkND.gif
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link
lol nm i'm bad at this
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link
God, you are such a moron.
He doesn't "learn that slavery is bad." He learns that beneath the bright, shiny surface of a planet of unimaginable largesse and beauty -- the kind that he's never seen before, given that this takes place literally days after previous movie, and for which he's tempted to lump the whole fight and stick around -- lies a corruption supported by war profiteering and abuse.
This shit is all there, on the screen and in dialogue. Hell, there are people in this thread complaining that it's too on-the-nose. And yet you somehow (somehow!) failed to get it.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:22 (six years ago) link
xxp
this seems like a worthwhile diversion
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link
He should have known slavery is bad tho. Jedi Master Lincoln outlawed it.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link
Finn was raised by stormtroopers. I'd imagine he doesn't know much about the galaxy in general.
― Moodles, Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
Yea he makes sense as someone who is in touch with the galaxy, a few weeks ago he didn't have a name and had spent 20+ years wearing the same uniform
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
*not in touch
Like, if people don't like the movie, fine, don't like it. But to not like it just because you're incapable of understanding what's happening in it is your fault, not the movie's.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link
Side question - what SW comics if any are worth reading
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link
cognition-shaming itt rn
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link
Doctor Aphra is good, too -- she's like a mostly-amoral space Indiana Jones. She was introduced in the prior Vader series and got her own title this year.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link
Thanks!
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link
http://www.nme.com/news/film/star-wars-the-last-jedi-porgs-origin-debut-puffins-2182100
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link
is there a "backstroke of the west" version yet? he asks anxiosly
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 21 December 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link
the porgs were no less dumb than any other cutesy creature that has been embedded in this series from more or less the beginning. They barely registered with the exception of the incredibly bad looking cooked one.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link
i cannot compute not loving Poe
he is an angel from heaven
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl),
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link
i like poe, probably because i love oscar isaac
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:09 (six years ago) link
I don't know how the cat in ILD didn't wanna jump his bones at all times
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link
Oscar Isaac is good, but they're not really giving him a whole lot of interesting stuff to do.
I do like the idea of having an incredibly charismatic rebel leader making really bad decisions ultimately leading to many many deaths.
― silverfish, Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:34 (six years ago) link
star wars ix: a most violent year
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 21 December 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRmasQaVQAAaoSq.jpg
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 21 December 2017 22:39 (six years ago) link
bwahahaha
― mh, Thursday, 21 December 2017 22:41 (six years ago) link
Christ
― .oO (silby), Thursday, 21 December 2017 22:46 (six years ago) link
I love that audiences are so hair-trigger with freaking out that ten seconds of silence warrants an entire FYI message to be taped on the door
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link
like would these people have been watching The Day After and screaming at the TV during the prolonged nuclear explosion scene "OMG THE SOUND"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 23:37 (six years ago) link
That is sad
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 December 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
could also be just overreaction by the theatre. nobody in my IMAX opening night showing lost their minds
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
also maybe a joke, in reference to that one theater where the sound was off from the very start and the audience almost tore the place down
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 December 2017 23:49 (six years ago) link
found something with zoom & enhance:https://i.imgur.com/Ypy8d2Q.png
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 22 December 2017 00:48 (six years ago) link
― gbx, Friday, 22 December 2017 00:59 (six years ago) link
Hahaha
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 December 2017 00:59 (six years ago) link
I almost want to make it my life's goal to get that line in one of the movies somehow.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 December 2017 01:16 (six years ago) link
ROFLZ
― Moodles, Friday, 22 December 2017 01:26 (six years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 December 2017 02:06 (six years ago) link
GIVE CLAP ME CLAP NAR CLAP SHADDAA
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 22 December 2017 02:18 (six years ago) link
Still a little scared, because, JJ Abrams? the JJ stands for Jar Jar
― mh, Friday, 22 December 2017 02:29 (six years ago) link
lots of posts critiquing the "suicide run" that Holdo went on as a major flaw.
I understand to a degree the points being made, but in a universe that's often been arbitrary and contradictory, feels a little weird that *this* is a dealbreaker for some people (and not some of the really egregious shit in the OG trilogy)!
But I'll take people arguing about that any day over the assholes saying that "social justice warriors are ruining Star Wars". :/
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 December 2017 06:46 (six years ago) link
Just been reading Nova Express by Burroughs, this line of dialogue (from a section on 'biologic film') seemed prescient -
"We seen this five times already and not standing still for another twilight of your tired Gods."
― Akdov Telmig (Ward Fowler), Friday, 22 December 2017 09:07 (six years ago) link
Emo Kylo Ren has been killing it: https://twitter.com/KyloR3n
― change display name (Jordan), Friday, 22 December 2017 15:01 (six years ago) link
the backlash is officially annoying now. this forbes clickbait shit popped up on my phone this morning: https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2017/12/21/as-the-last-jedi-tops-600m-worldwide-can-star-wars-recover/#5162e84e146e
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 December 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link
This was okay. And who knows, perhaps if Rian Johnson gets free reins his trilogy could be genuinely good. Most of the stuff that annoyed me had to do with The Force Awakens. The First Order is still a giant miss, nonsensical, filled with nothing characters, and Kylo Ren's personal darkness completely overwhelms whatever that sorry bunch of idiots is trying to do. The way they apparently had a whole bunch of backup plans to execute right after the destruction of Starkiller base made me think of the Doctor Who Master Trilogy, where in Castrovalva it becomes completely stupid how many backup plans there is.
My little brother said afterwards that the scene with Luke staring down the whole mechanized army was the first moment in the whole series where he felt as if the Jedi were so mythologically superhuman badass as they're always made out to be. And it's undercut in a great way, but still, it's awe-inspiring in a way they haven't always been. He is right about that.
― Frederik B, Friday, 22 December 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link
This is really good, and says much better what I was trying to say upthread about Finn's story arc: https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2017/12/the-last-jedis-biggest-storytelling-innovation/548609/
When Finn wakes up in The Last Jedi, he’s similarly only interested in Rey (who has left to find Luke Skywalker), and quickly decides to abandon the Resistance fleet because of their desperate situation. He’s caught mid-escape attempt by Rose, a below-decks engineer on a Resistance freighter, who has none of his dubiousness over their shared cause. Her sister, a gunner, heroically dies in the film’s opening sequence; Rose doesn’t want her sacrifice to have been in vain. Quickly enough, she and Finn are drafted into a risky mission to combat the First Order’s tracking of Resistance ships.Rose is a wonderfully sneaky character, in that she’s set up as a plucky sidekick but almost immediately becomes a crucial teacher, and equal partner, for Finn. Her certitude about the Resistance is not tied up in a noble idea of heroism, but in her understanding of what they’re trying to overthrow. She was born on a mining colony, she tells Finn, that was stripped of resources by the First Order and then blitzed for weapons testing. When the two journey to a casino city draped in finery named Canto Bight, Rose rolls her eyes at Finn’s delight, pointing out that it’s a haven for arms dealers that runs on slave labor.During their travels, Finn and Rose meet DJ (Benicio Del Toro), a thief who happily sells his skills to the highest bidder and tells Finn there’s no moral absolutism in the galaxy. “It’s all a machine, partner,” he warns. “Live free, don’t join.” At the start of The Last Jedi, Finn might have believed that: He’s still a runaway from the First Order trying to get as far away from the action as possible. By the end, he’s committed to taking them down, slaying his evil former master, Captain Phasma (Gwendoline Christie), in a charged showdown on a First Order ship. “You were always scum,” she scoffs. “Rebel scum,” he replies proudly, embracing an identity he’d once tried to escape.
Rose is a wonderfully sneaky character, in that she’s set up as a plucky sidekick but almost immediately becomes a crucial teacher, and equal partner, for Finn. Her certitude about the Resistance is not tied up in a noble idea of heroism, but in her understanding of what they’re trying to overthrow. She was born on a mining colony, she tells Finn, that was stripped of resources by the First Order and then blitzed for weapons testing. When the two journey to a casino city draped in finery named Canto Bight, Rose rolls her eyes at Finn’s delight, pointing out that it’s a haven for arms dealers that runs on slave labor.
During their travels, Finn and Rose meet DJ (Benicio Del Toro), a thief who happily sells his skills to the highest bidder and tells Finn there’s no moral absolutism in the galaxy. “It’s all a machine, partner,” he warns. “Live free, don’t join.” At the start of The Last Jedi, Finn might have believed that: He’s still a runaway from the First Order trying to get as far away from the action as possible. By the end, he’s committed to taking them down, slaying his evil former master, Captain Phasma (Gwendoline Christie), in a charged showdown on a First Order ship. “You were always scum,” she scoffs. “Rebel scum,” he replies proudly, embracing an identity he’d once tried to escape.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 22 December 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
i thought "you must have a million questions" "where's Rey?" and then a quick cut to the next scene, was some kind of genius.
― piscesx, Friday, 22 December 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link
left: I’m just a porg boy nobody loves meRight: HE’S JUST A PORG BOY FROM A PORG FAMILY SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY pic.twitter.com/SSfV0QvUk3— merry brittsmas 🎄❄️ (@supbruss) December 21, 2017
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 22 December 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link
This just seems like the kind of thing that SF pros can easily come up with some after-the-fact explanation of why it works in this case and not in every dreadnought-vs-hyperdrive-equipped-ship scenario. I feel like this scene and the salt-skiiing skimmers with their red plumes both offered that primal "HOLY SHIT AWESOME" which is one of the things I come to Star Wars for. And then you make up whatever explanation you have to make up in order to facilitate that feeling.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 22 December 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
The only thing that annoyed me about that scene was that she waited so long to do it. She just stood and waited while the transporters got shot down.
― Frederik B, Friday, 22 December 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
made up explanation: the transporters have to be a certain distance away or the polar-ray dynasphere effect of actuating the hyperdrive matrix will scramble their navigational circuits
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 22 December 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link
Ben Lindbergh of The Ringer's pet theory was that hyperdrive ramming is a verboten war crime or something
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Friday, 22 December 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link
right, see, i'm totally satisfied
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 22 December 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
uh, the Empire blew up an entire planet in the first movie. I think they'd be cool with the odd suicide bombing
― Number None, Friday, 22 December 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
The obvious answer is that they have detectors that can tell them when a ship is spinning up its hyperdrive and if it had been smaller than the Raddus and their big guns hadn't been on cooldown from shooting the transports, they would just have blasted it out of the sky. In addition, traveling through hyperspace takes time and objects move, so predictably hitting your target demands that you be in visual range. Hence why there are no kamikaze lightspeed rammer drone squadrons. They'd just get blown up before they could move.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 December 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
Star Wars makes perfect sense when you remember that the spaceships are just boats
― .oO (silby), Friday, 22 December 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link
the holdo suicide thing worked for me bc of the use of silence, even though it’s a collage of two things i hated about rogue one (forest whitaker boldly deciding to stay on the rapidly vaporizing planet + idk there was some lightspeed ramming in that incoherent space battle in the third act right?)
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 22 December 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link
no that was just regular ramming
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 December 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link
regular ramming is a jackie treehorn production iirc
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 December 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link
― Number None, Friday, 22 December 2017 17:47 (fourteen minutes ago) Permalink
right, yeah, not a good theory
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Friday, 22 December 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
yeah that theory struck me as unlikely, though one might argue the rebels would be more adherent to the laws of (star) war than the empire/first order
― k3vin k., Friday, 22 December 2017 18:22 (six years ago) link
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, December 21, 2017 4:48 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Dammit I’m not getting this reference, and I’m online enough that I feel I should be. Can somebody clue me in?
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Friday, 22 December 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 December 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link
now I'm cracking up all over again
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 December 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link
Star Wars makes perfect sense when you remember that the spaceships are just boats― .oO (silby), Friday, December 22, 2017 9:48 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― .oO (silby), Friday, December 22, 2017 9:48 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The best Star Trek film had the director use this approach, too
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Friday, 22 December 2017 18:41 (six years ago) link
Frederik you're otm about the First Order being held back by the emotional meltdowns of Kylo Ren. I just tend to enjoy watching it happen.
It does make me wonder if he'll be the First Order's undoing because Snoke actually was a disciplined ruler (if not a vain dick) and now there's really nobody to check the power struggle between Ren and Hux.
I wager 20 bucks that Kylo domes Hux 30 minutes into Ep IX and becomes a unilateral dictator and starts executing innocent people who piss him off
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 December 2017 19:44 (six years ago) link
weird thing is Kylo was kind of like an independent contractor and didn't really have a rank so he wasn't really next in line of succession as far as I could tell, so I think he just usurped Supreme Leader simply by choking Hux as if to say "lol u got bypassed son, c/o my amazing powers"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 December 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link
Can I just say I love Hux and think he is gr8
― .oO (silby), Friday, 22 December 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Friday, December 22, 2017
omg otm!
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 22 December 2017 19:55 (six years ago) link
btw i would like to point out that mh and i were otm in this thread months ago when we agreed that luke would merk himself in this one
i mean not in terms of method, or the timing in the narrative but
otm nonetheless
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 December 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link
tbh Vader was never really a title guy, either
― mh, Friday, 22 December 2017 20:23 (six years ago) link
also true. these Empires must issue a lot of 1099-Rs....
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 December 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link
This was a lot of fun
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Saturday, 23 December 2017 05:21 (six years ago) link
Was thinking how quaint it is that in a lot of these movies people are into racing - pod racing, space horse racing - despite living in a world with pretty easy to attain light speed.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 December 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link
we still watch Usain Bolt sprint around a track when we all have cars
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 14:50 (six years ago) link
maybe this also explains the anti-droid prejudice seen in mos eisley - against the background of a highly technological society, the place was actually trying to brand itself as an authentic, old-fashioned, artisanal hive of scum and villainy. i want a movie about the john ruskin and william morris of this universe.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:00 (six years ago) link
so even after seeing it multiple times I'm unsure, but when Hux is berating Kylo for issuing him orders and says "the Supreme Leader is dead, we have no ruler", Kylo chokes him and says "The Supreme Leader....is dead". Was this him merely correcting Hux and saying "you were right about the first part, but...we *do* have a ruler. Me, bitch."?
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link
I mean I know Hux calls him Supreme Leader 30 mins later so
Yeah, it's an exchange -- Ren chokes Hux, says "The Supreme Leader is dead," and Hux chokes out "Long live the Supreme Leader" in response. It's a very efficient coronation.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link
xpost it's a "the king is dead - long live the king" succession of power bit: hux originally says the supreme leader is dead intending it to mean that the order of succession is at least up for debate (and really should fall to hux). kylo then reiterates that the supreme leader is dead, but the meaning is shifted b/c he's choking hux making clear how the succession goes as far as he's concerned. hux in the second half of the line is acknowledging kylo as the new supreme leader.
why hux doesn't have his army just gun down kylo while he's on the ground fucking with luke is probably going to keep him up at night. damn! damn! he was right there!
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link
At this point I have to assume that Hux takes Kylo out after the latter attempts to redeem himself towards the end of episode 9 or something like that.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link
bit I did love: after Hux sees the carnage, and seeing a temporarily incapacitated Kylo lying on the ground, he briefly opens his coat to go for his weapon until Kylo wakes up.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link
yeah that was hux's best moment for sure. i still don't think the character is very interesting but the concept is fantastic, a weasely little alt-right empire fascist wannabe, forever seething with a sense of denied glory because whatever position he rises to in his imitation Empire he's still playing second fiddle to the same "imperial in name only" force wizards who screwed it all up the first time.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link
I wonder how hard it was for Driver to resist saying "blow that piece of junk THE FUCK OUT OF THE SKY"....he pauses before 'out of the sky' which made me think he was tempted
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:26 (six years ago) link
I do enjoy that SW universe uses our swear words but has a shit ton of their own too
i still don't think the character is very interesting but the concept is fantastic
I mean, the character is exactly what he should be. We don't need more backstory or anything on him, and Gleeson just takes it and runs with it.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
the alt-right description is totally otm though
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
he's kind of a throwback to the OG trilogy, as he's one of the few who speaks in the stilted, over the top manner that most of the non-Vader Empire did in that series.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link
oh agreed. maybe i just mean he's better in TLJ than he was in TFA but is still running to overcome TFA where he had the most boring business to do, preening and shouting about starkiller base and the first order. starkiller base was the most annoying aspect of the movie generally, and the first order was the least convincing and well-explained, so that's screen time that could have gone into anything else in the movie. or just him having other kinds of interactions with the people around him that would have given a little more texture to his seething resentment, and/or made the first order/republic/resistance thing less confusing.
like maybe a scene of him in a teleconference with the Republic civilian leadership where he's mewling about restoring greatness to the galaxy or something... we'd have a clearer sense of what he's actually hoping to accomplish, and that along the way the audience could get a more natural sense of the current status quo and how endangered it actually is, the same way the very economical "we've eliminated the senate" talk does in the first film.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link
Piett was admirably terse.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link
Admiral Piett was played by Kenneth Colley in both Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi. Piett is the only Imperial officer to survive more than one film and be portrayed by the same actor.[9]
Colley recalled that when he auditioned for the role, Irvin Kershner said to him, "'I'm looking for someone that would frighten Adolf Hitler!' And he sized me up and down and continued, 'Yes, I think you’re it.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link
lol damn
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
like i'm not saying we need a flashback to his pampered Imperial childhood, all undone when vader killed the emperor, years spent in his parents' space-basement writing increasingly agitated missives back and forth with other space-fascists on the galactic hypernet. but it could be alluded to in an effective way i think. "this SO-CALLED 'republic' is riddled top to bottom with the traitorous REBEL LEADERSHIP who murdered the LEGITIMATELY ELECTED emperor and plunged a stable galaxy into CHAOS! my BROTHERS IN ARMS are far from the only proud defenders of the Empire our parents built to keep the galaxy prosperous, secure, and unified! and in their names we WILL prevail!!!"
i dunno....... might just be me that wants this angle made less subtextual but i feel it would solve a lot of the "what's the actual status of this galaxy again?" problems in TFA. and i think the first order makes enormously more sense as a faction of the old imperial army that was never entirely put down, now reinvigorated with neofascist resentment ideology to appeal to the aging officer cohort, than as an entirely new entity that managed to put together a planet-sized death machine out of nowhere while the republic did nothing. hell i'd even love it if the first order's leadership included, alongside kylo and hux, an aging imperial commander with a tarkin kind of vibe for them to play off of. he could go down with the ship in TFA, setting the stage for the more contentious and unstable leadership rivalry in TLJ. but tbf i guess we needed all that screentime for poe and some nobodies to do a stakes-free bombing run on the death planet.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link
also man the piett subplot cracks me up every time. what a great addition to the movie that is.
I feel like TFA was taking a weirdly downplayed approach to what happened to the Hosnian system that TLJ corrected a bit. It's played like a tide-turning victory and didn't really focus more than 2 seconds on "shit, now we have no government".
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:55 (six years ago) link
"it's" meaning the Starkiller destruction. I have this bad habit where I write posts, remove sentences, and forget to update orphan references
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
the severity was also undercut by half the audience cheering enthusiastically at what they though was the destruction of Coruscant
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
*thought
It’s kind of funny, given all of the things people criticize the prequels for, that your suggestion for fleshing out the story of the follow-movies is to add in more political backstory.
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link
maybe this will be one of Rian's side-trilogy films
"Hux: We Hardly Knew Ye"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link
hahahaahhaanot STORY as such, just a few lines here and there. i mean the TFA crawl lays out a political backstory - it's just distractingly unclear wtf that story is and what's going on. having both a republic and a resistance is goofy. are our heroes the scrappy underdogs or are they the actual government that's in the process of being overthrown? are the villains an insurgent evil movement or an unstoppable force that has eyes and ears everywhere? did the heroes of the original trilogy accomplish anything by bringing down the empire or has everything just been completely shitty for decades on end? you can get this information across to the audience without it actually being the content of the plot itself.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link
well, part of how TFA opens was why I was initially disappointed with it. I was hoping we would get a different start point for the new trilogy than the OG trilogy, maybe the opening moments of the FO uprising after years of peace.
I got the impression of the FO as a fledgling terrorist uprising and then they sort of just became the New Empire rather abruptly w/ Starkiller Base.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:06 (six years ago) link
surprised they didn't go the Thrawn angle
coming soon to PBS: “Frontline: Empire & Rebellion - did the heroes of the original trilogy accomplish anything by bringing down the empire or has everything just been completely shitty for decades on end?”
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
Leia Organa was quoted today as saying "Being the resistance party was easy. Governing is hard"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
Hux works because he is easily guessable. He is an angry young white man who have joined a faction where white men always were in charge. The whole First Order should have been people like him, it would make a lot of sense, especially in these alt-right times. It's Snoke I hate. Wtf was he about, why was he there, what was the point? I put all of that on Abrams, that was a typically bad Abrams 'wait for the sequel!' stupidity.
Another thing that doesn't work was the story about Rose and Paige coming from a planet mined and destroyed by the First Order. For how long has the republic allowed these idiots to build up their forces? It makes no sense.
― Frederik B, Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link
really enjoying doc casino’s posts bc the uncertainty of what is going on with the new republic/why the first order even exists is extremely annoying in both of these movies to me. i mean, not that it really matters, but it grates extremely in tfa
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:13 (six years ago) link
xpost idk we currently have a Federal government here where a certain party is being allowed to do things w/ impunity and everybody shrugs
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:13 (six years ago) link
there's actually more backstory on the Senate's reluctance to get involved/underestimation of the rising power of the FO on Wookiepedia I think
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:14 (six years ago) link
Do not read Wookiepedia though.
xxp i guess it really grates in tfa bc that movie is 100 percent “STUFF! IS! HAPPENING! CONSTANTLY! for like no reason”
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link
I do kind of enjoy though, the Empire/Palpatine actually went through appropriate channels to dissolve the Senate, First Order just said fuck it and blew them all up
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link
honestly "stuff happening constantly for no reason" is kind of a thing that could describe the entire franchise. I came to embrace TFA as a character rather than a narrative piece and it was more satisfying (I didn't come around until my third viewing or so).
the whole reason the Death Star is destroyed is cos the Empire decides not to fire on what they think is an unmanned escape craft.
(did enjoy Family Guy's parody of the logic behind that)
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
lol as i was typing that i was like “i’m describing the entire franchise”
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:19 (six years ago) link
but a friend of mine characterized tfa in particular as a movie where every scene feels like the start of the second act, and i agree with her
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:20 (six years ago) link
I don’t want more political backstory, I just want the existing one to make more sense. Like the resistance was running the whole galaxy and in the span of a few weeks they’re reduced to 15 people hiding out on the Falcon?I liked this for the most part with the usual complaints. Lost my shit at Poe’s “what the hell?” as his foot broke through the crappy spaceship. Liked Leia’s brief use of the force with no further explanation. I also liked this take on it: https://bittergertrude.com/2017/12/20/this-is-not-going-to-go-the-way-you-think-the-last-jedi-is-subversive-af-and-i-am-here-for-it/
― joygoat, Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:22 (six years ago) link
rose's backstory was a good idea and v welcome i thought, just undermined by adding to confusion abt the universe, and the fact that we just did "empire mines planet, and then blows it up" in rogue one. it would have been enough to just say that the evil rich space mining syndicates, who back the first order, continue to exploit and degrade her world. idk if they were afraid that would sound too much like the Trade Federation or if, as I first assumed, they backed off from this plot and switched to talking about arms dealers because of studio notes dictated by some corporate overlap with fossil fuel/mining money.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
the Resistance wasn't really "running the Galaxy" - the Senate was. the way its generally explained is that there was a First Order uprising that the Senate considered nothing more than a few rogue terror cells and not worthy of consternation, so the Senate didn't really want to intervene much. So Leia and company formed the Resistance and Senate endorsement for it, but Leia was trying to lean on them to provide increased support, like supplying troops, funding equipment, etc....and right as she's doing that, the entire Senate is blown up so now they basically are on their own with who they have.
even in TFA their numbers seem tiny compared to like the Rebel Alliance.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link
xpost
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
I'm sorry for sharing what I told you not to read, but here goes: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Galactic_Senate_(New_Republic)
put another way it's just cartoonishly cart-before-the-horse abt the political economy of space fascism. like Cobra on GI Joe the military government seems to exist to make weapons and fight battles and therefore directs other enterprises, like space mining, solely to build more weapons. far more plausible would be a galaxy where the 1%, who own stock in the mines, demand a giant repressive military state to put down uprisings against the mining. this is a level of marxist consciousness i don't really expect or demand from star wars, but since TLJ started making gestures towards grasping this universe in a more believable way (and has gotten praise for it) i think it's fair to wish it followed through just a step further instead of veering into nonsense halfway through a line of dialogue. so it goes.the prob with the resistance narrative is that it's impossible to square with the way the First Order is presented in TFA, where no one in the galaxy is safe from them and they have a planet-sized weapon more powerful than anything the empire ever had in the first place.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link
yeah and that still kind of bothers me, not to mention all of the stuff I just mentioned is nowhere in TFA (probably comic tie-ins are where all that comes from)
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link
and to be clear again i think this can all be solved without prequel-style content-free political maneuvering. hux gives a big speech in TFA hyping up his troops - just swap in some stuff there that implicitly suggests their goals and the current status quo! tho i still like the idea of him sneering at mon mothma over the monitor - "your vaunted DEMOCRACY has only made the galaxy vulnerable! even today i've received word that the miners on planet boondock are refusing to work, disrupting critical supplies of essential materials! while your "senate" debates, WE are taking action to maintain ORDER and PROSPERITY!" (fires death laser on miners)!
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link
The other problem with Rose's backstory is that it puts the First Order as quite powerful at least ten years ago. It just doesn't make sense. And yeah, they seem not that strong in TFA, but then TLJ takes place a few days later, and all of a sudden it's a giant army with new tech and ship after ship after ship.
― Frederik B, Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link
xpost to self iow basically what the basic outline of the prequel political story COULD have been, if turned into dramatic high-stakes star wars terms, and if george lucas had visited planet earth sometime in the preceding twenty years. it was just so abstract and meaningless. irl an evil alliance between the chamber of commerce and the representatives of heavy industry etc to overthrow democracy should be pretty scary. they're already repeating/fixing those movies anyway (down to the republic lacking a standing army to fight off this threat) so it's not like any of this would derail the movie from what it's doing.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link
the tfa/tlj gap you could bandaid by saying that the bulk of the first order's forces were far away somewhere else in the last film, smashing the bulk of the resistance (though you imagine that'd be important enough to go in the movie) and drawing attention away from starkiller, which after all is supposed to be a new sneak attack weapon. it's the TFA first order that just doesn't work. not ruinous to the movie obv, since its charms are in the character stuff and a couple of the action scenes. but still dumb and easily fixable at the outline stage.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
they didn’t flesh it out well, but the implication was that the republic exists again, has a stable government, but they’re once again ineffective and ignoring the remnants of the empire, who are hiding out in the middle of nowhere — they don’t even have a real base, just a giant weapon planet and a huge-ass snoke shipthe resistance is meant to be the faction that’s working outside the authorization of the government because they believe you need a military to fight an actual growing threat. you have the same plot thread as Rogue One where the politicians don’t want to act so a handful of people go rogue to spurn them into actionLeila’s there because she was always a better General than politician
― mh, Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
I don’t think the Resistance was ever meant to be very big — they’re the people who think the Republic needs a military, and the Republic thinks a galaxy-wide army leads to corruption and a consolidation of poweragain, could have been better spelled out
― mh, Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
they "just" have an entire planet that they've converted into a superweapon, and dozens of capital ships, and supposedly agents or sympathizers on every planet everywhere, such that no one has any chance of outrunning or escaping them. i get that finn, raised as a stormtrooper, may not be objectively evaluating the odds but no one seems to contradict his evaluation of the first order as an inescapable panoptic sovereign. i think the occam's razor answer is that it was not well-thought-out, with the brainstorm session stopping at "they're like the new empire!"
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
lol, otm
― Frederik B, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link
https://m.csmonitor.com/World/Global-News/2015/1007/Where-did-ISIS-get-all-those-Toyotas-US-Treasury-investigates
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
on a different note, I thought it was a nice touch that the main slow-motion chase, of the Resistance ships staying just out of range as they buy time, borrowed well from the new era Battlestar Galactica after the original series borrowed from Star Wars
― mh, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link
http://www.sfgate.com/opinion/article/Flying-the-deadly-skies-Whistle-blower-thinks-2532016.php
"Since 9/11, I learned to have less contempt for the terrorists than I do for the bureaucrats and politicians who could have prevented 9/11 but didn't," he told me. "They served in very pivotal positions of influence but due to gross incompetence or the fear of actually fulfilling their oaths of office to defend this country or possibly even something a bit more sinister, they failed to take any action. After 9/11, they all scurried into their little rat holes and waited for the firestorm to burn itself out. Then they crawled out and suddenly they are experts in aviation security."Many of the FAA bureaucrats that actively thwarted improvements in security prior to 9/11 have been promoted by FAA or the Transportation Security Administration. I have never in my life been around more gutless, inept and outright ignorant people than I have at TSA headquarters, most of whom are in management. You combine this atmosphere with absolutely no accountability and it is a very dangerous formula for a repeat of 9/11."There are so many obvious holes in the system that are not being closed, it is very scary. And what's worse is that they are not being closed for the exact same reasons that they weren't closed leading up to 9/11. It's the perpetuation of the good old boys' club. Rarely do you see a bureaucrat or politician that actively encourages subordinates to give them bad news. Instead, they prefer to be surrounded by people who constantly present a rosy picture. So the only people that get promoted up the chain are the ones who play the game and don't ruffle any feathers."
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link
^^^ this, far and away
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
Better vetting was clearly needed - light speed travel ban
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link
Here’s a word I learned today that also helps explain how the Empire / FO workshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalassocracythalassocracies often used indigenous mercenaries for land wars, rather than citizens. 🤔
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link
One of my favorite moments from Rogue One was the rebels getting the news that Rogue One had engaged Imperial forces. The reaction is, "Gather the council, get Admiral Raddus" -- this following the earlier scene where the council voted not to pursue the Death Star plans. It's followed by "Admiral Raddus left and jumped out five minutes ago."
The flagship of the Resistance? The Raddus.
― mh, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link
Well yeahAnd it too eats shit against impossible odds for a greater cause
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
I honestly can't remember, but the bad guys in Star Wars, what is the aim of their galactic domination? Resources? Ethnic cleansing? No one in these movies seems to be struggling for food or anything, as far as I can remember. Obviously the Empire is worth fighting against, because they blow up planets and things like that, but the only reason they blow up planets is in pursuit of ... a goal I don't know. Like, what would a Galaxy controlled by the Empire look like? How would it be any different?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link
The OG trilogy was merely a morality play so the Empire's motives were mostly "doing the opposite of what the good guys do".
First Order seems to be more of a traditional fascist regime
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link
ONE HALF PORTION
― mh, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
The blowing up of planets = no different than why countries have nuclear stockpiles
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link
The weirdest argument floating = this Luke makes no sense, a Jedi doesn't give up and go into exile for years.
Oh except for the time they literally did this for 30 years after Ep 3 you mean?
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
Due to his Sith philosophy, Sidious was unwilling to let anyone else inherit the Galactic Empire in the event of his death. Using a game of Shah-tezh as an illustration, Palpatine believed that the Empire's sole purpose for existence was to protect his own life and well-being. He believed that the Empire was a failure if it failed to live up to this purpose.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
We never see how bad life on an Empire planet is because the Rebels stay away from those planets. But I've always imagined it to be a fairly common police state.
― Frederik B, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link
So he was Trump before Trump
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link
The Rebels tv show explored it a little. How yknow yea you could go about your business most days but you'd have to participate in fascist holidays like "Empire Day"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link
just had my boy over for the afternoon who was telling me all the bad and ridiculous things about this movie while we laughed. he says he thinks he's done with the series now.
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 December 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link
Did he go “Max Landis is my master now!”
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 December 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link
know we said bad things about him too
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 December 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
no, even
http://i.imgur.com/bEj6gom.gifv
― mh, Saturday, 23 December 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link
that is, https://imgur.com/bEj6gom
― mh, Saturday, 23 December 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link
I have a theory that movies are deliberately having memebait implanted as part of the marketing strategy
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 December 2017 19:57 (six years ago) link
vice versus imo, pop movies are strewn with moments that lend well to encapsulationI was thinking of that the other day when the brewpub/movie complex had a beer named Cool Hand Luke, now that was a meme-able film
― mh, Saturday, 23 December 2017 20:17 (six years ago) link
Local place here back in the day had a cucumber sandwich called Cool Hand Cuke
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 December 2017 00:18 (six years ago) link
Counting the minutes until we get the shoulder dust-off Luke as a meme
Or should I say, Cool Hand Luke
― Vinnie, Sunday, 24 December 2017 00:31 (six years ago) link
Did a little cool hand puke just now
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 24 December 2017 00:57 (six years ago) link
Took my 8 year old daughter to see this today and we were both BORED OUT OF OUR MINDZ. Too long. Not fun or funny. The bits that tried to be funny made it worse.
― Stevie T, Sunday, 24 December 2017 01:22 (six years ago) link
Strange that you caught a showing of _Justice League_.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 December 2017 05:07 (six years ago) link
irl lols
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 December 2017 05:27 (six years ago) link
Saw this on Friday night and it's taken me a few days to even begin to process my feelings about it. Current thoughts are - I want to see it again, and thank mercy that Luke had a bottle with him.
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Sunday, 24 December 2017 20:23 (six years ago) link
I'm reading those Vader comics now and they're really fun. The plot choices are pretty smart, and there's some interesting stuff about the role of droids in SW society. Also I can't believe how cheap digital comic collections are, compared to the paper versions. Marvel must really be trying to make that happen.
― change display name (Jordan), Sunday, 24 December 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link
gillen’s vader comics are maybe the best star wars-related thing since... the tie fighter videogame maybe? so good
― insomniac in the brainomniac (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 24 December 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
I read the first two collections and Vader Down crossover. On to 3 and 4 now...good sugg!
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 December 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link
We went to see this a second time last night, to watch with less of a "Woo-hoo, new SW movie" eye and more "OK, let's really pay attention to this thing" eye, and liked it even more.
Driving home, I said to my wife "One new thing I noticed, the little viewport thing in Snoke's chamber reminded me a bit of the Wicked Witch of the West's crystal ball" and she was apparently thinking exactly the same thing.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Sunday, 24 December 2017 22:38 (six years ago) link
i absolutely loved how snoke's red scrim disintegrated during the fight, slowly at first, then just in flaming rags revealing the inevitable industrial struts that supported it
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:07 (six years ago) link
I also noticed that when Finn puts the box over BB-8 to disguise him, BB-8 starts making mouse droid noises as they walk down the halls.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link
I like how he’s shown rolling into the wall and knocking a panel loose and they just wander past
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 25 December 2017 01:21 (six years ago) link
best part was the spit roasted porg still having its two feet sticking out
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link
I was at a party last night and talked to someone who cited the milking scene as proof that, while they thought TFA was too familiar, this movie had gone wayyyyy too far into crazytown, barely recognizable as a Star Wars movie, etc. My mouth said "oh well yeah but wasn't it kinda cool to see something besides wookies and imperial walkers and wasn't the whole plot basically Empire Strikes Back" but my mind was saying "wtf is wrong with you."
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, December 17, 2017 1:28 PM (one week ago) Bookmark
TIE fighters don't have hyperdrives, duh. any star wars fan on the street knows that
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
thoughts from an ex TIE Fighter (Collector's CD-ROM) space jockey:
-the resistance bombers were pretty stupid. i get that they're a reference to the TIE bombers bombing the asteroids in empire. but needing to drop the bombs with a remote control was a stupid plot device to set up KMT's sister's heroic sacrifice/death
-disappointed that all that was needed to blow out the bridge was a couple of proton torpedos, and the shields were still up! lowers the stakes for arvel crynyd's suicide run in ROTJ
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link
xxpost lol I'm with you, that is the weirdest logic. the prequels got away from the lived-in depiction of home worlds, with odd-looking native creatures, weird foods, and unusual local rituals, and one of the nice things about the sequels is that they've brought those moments back.
the prequels, when they even bothered to try it, had cringeworthy moments like the diner cook with the Brooklynite mannerisms.
barely recognizable as a Star Wars movie = if there'd been a scene where Rey draws Kylo naked or something
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Sunday, December 17, 2017 9:09 PM (one week ago) Bookmark
resistance doesn't have the credits to afford full bacta tanks huh
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
xpost I thought about that with the bridge too. I never feel like I'm strong on what shields will deflect and what will weaken them/etc so I usually just go with it, but I did think about that moment.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
I watch this afternoon. It better be good, motherfuckers.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link
I've decided that it is good and that I will see it again to enjoy the good parts some more. Just be sure to go to the bathroom beforehand and don't drink anything during the movie.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link
catheter or not a real fan IMO
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:32 (six years ago) link
best part is that Luke is a character in Stardew Valley
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link
best part is that now we have an origin story for star wars blue milk
https://i.imgur.com/MFDJ8Kq.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:36 (six years ago) link
I love how Aunt Beru apparently attended Tupperware parties.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link
― insomniac in the brainomniac (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link
i liked it when luke said the name of the movie out loud. i don't think that's happened in a SW to date? i haven't seen the prequels since they first came out in theaters
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
I would have loved if Obi-Wan sensed a disturbance in the force and, unable to determine its source, muttered "it must be a *phantom* menace"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link
I do have to admit despite my love of TLJ, the opening crawl was one of the weakest.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link
it would have been tough to work the title into AOTC since an "attack of the clones" is not, iirc, part of the plot
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link
― Frederik B, Friday, December 22, 2017 12:20 PM (four days ago) Bookmark
the whole gambit was to have the transports escape while cloaked bc the first order would be too focused on chasing the mon calamari cruiser. immediately hyperdrive ramming after the transports were away would have been too suspicious
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link
xpost if Lucas had managed it in the og SW would he have to change the dialogue when he rebranded it as Ep 4
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link
xpost I thought about that with the bridge too. I never feel like I'm strong on what shields will deflect and what will weaken them/etc so I usually just go with it, but I did think about that moment.― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, December 26, 2017 4:18 PM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, December 26, 2017 4:18 PM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there's a sequence right before this where they transfer all the shield power to the back of the cruiser
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:06 (six years ago) link
ahh, missed that. thanks!
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, December 23, 2017 10:11 AM (three days ago) Bookmark
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_king_is_dead,_long_live_the_king!
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link
lol I was muttering all this stuff to my wife during the fight sequence 'thats a b wing, thats an a wing, thats a nebulon b frigate'
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
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i like that BB-8 is capable of hotwiring an AT-ST and make it run on the fly to the shuttle but can't roll around with a lampshade stuck on its head
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
final thoughts: i liked the movie, it did enough. i feel a little pessimistic heading into the final movie though - these two have admirably killed yr idols (i suppose saving leia for the third, now oops) so now left with a new cast who aside from kylo feel pretty blank
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link
kinda disagree.. driver-boyega-ridley is as strong as ford-fisher-hammill imo but if they fucked that casting up this trilogy would be kinda doomed
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
the acting is fine / they look great on screen but i dunno if the heft is there. secret son of darth vader / princess and former senator / smuggler with a heart of gold is just sort of more fun to dream about than force adept street urchin / ex-brainwashed stormtrooper / hot shot fly boy
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
yeah i hear what you're saying. i think they're great fun characters that kids are probably daydreaming about. "force adept street urchin" is a totally cool origin, i bet kids daydream about climbing around on that big crashed spaceship and finding stuff and they go out in the backyard and imagine they're in the desert just scraping by and it's sad but they are brave anyway. i bet they daydream about being told to be evil and then they realize they have to be good and escape. what a cool moment to relive! anyway, y'know, kids love iron man who is a rich asshole, and so on. though i think it'd be better if they could share more adventures together, this is part of dreaming (see the success of harry potter). "empire" separated luke off on his own but the rest of the established heroes were all together, getting organic relationships and comic relief out of their interactions and personalities. that's one thing i think TLJ kind of bungled.
it's also probably true that any series on its eighth film is going to be at least a little bit burdened by its own history. it's harder to paint in really big, mythic, archetypal strokes when we know this much about the world. in the first film, the same brushstroke that invents a hero is also establishing the stakes and rules of the universe: luke is a farmboy okay there are farmers here and they buy and sell robots like farm equipment, fine, and he wants to go away and join the space academy and his friends are space pilots, i guess that's a thing that happens, and there's a rebellion against something... all nicely vague but evocative. now all that stuff is inevitably much more specific and exists before we meet the characters.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link
Didn't like Boyega as much in this as in TFA. I generally liked TFA more, probably because it so slavishly recreated the vibe of the original while introducing new, likeable characters.
I still enjoyed TLJ, but it was a weird experience because it was trying very hard to stand apart from the series tonally, more so than any other SW film so far. I applaud the boldness, it worked in many places, but felt off at times as well. There were also too many cringe-worthy attempts at humor.
The strongest sequences were with Rey and Luke. I was just so happy to see Luke back again because he's always been my favorite SW character. Was a bit sad they offed him in the end without giving him a real badass fight scene.
The chemistry between Kylo and Rey was also nice. I hope that develops more in the next one.
My standout WTF moments:
Luke indignantly chugging milk from a slimy sea dweller.
Chewbacca being guilted into vegetarianism.
Laura Dern continuing her 2017 tradition of wearing wacky colored wigs.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link
After that pointed introduction between Rey and Poe, I'm pretty much assuming they will go love triangle with it and have her torn between connecting with him or Ben. Until the brother sister thing, the original trilogy relied heavily on the Luke/Leia/Han tension, so it would be very Star Wars-y.
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link
first thing my cousin and me discussed in a xmas day analysis of TLJ was 'WTF was up with that brush-dirt-off-the-shoulder moment??' he's a bit like me; loves the movies but not a fanboy. i think that moment is going to have a grim afterlife. i REALLY wish it wasn't there.
― piscesx, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
The "shipper" name options for Poe and Rey would be either "Prey" or "Reypoe," both of which are, er, problematic.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Poe/Rey is nonsense I won’t hear of itThe love triangle is obviously Finn torn between Rose and Poe
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link
^^ lol dont forget poe's truest love, bb8
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link
lol otm
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link
― nude, mad and dead (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link
i was fine with it, seemed clear that it was meant to further enrage driver
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link
he should have put his hand up to his forehead and made the ‘loser’ sign imo
― nude, mad and dead (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 19:00 (six years ago) link
people who say Rey is a Mary Sue are off-base, BB-8 is the true Mary Sue
then again, so was R2...
― porg and bess (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link
Chewbacca and Lt Konnix have a secret, off-screen romance
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link
nah chewie’s smashing those space nuns for sure
― nude, mad and dead (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link
i was actually legit confused when luke's super subtle force push did not appear to actually dislodge anything, so alien to the world of star wars is the symbology of shoulder-dirt-brushing for meit would have been possibly even cheesier for the at-ats to tumble sequentially into each other like the choppers parked outside the biker bar in pee wee's big adventure at that moment but it's what my mind wanted
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link
I mostly liked this! Kinda sad this grouchy version of Luke won’t be back (?)In retrospect, this one took the meta-referentiality of TFA to the only place it could really go. Not that I don’t appreciate the audaciousness of it.
― ryan, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 20:21 (six years ago) link
finn is way less irritating in this movie than in tfa
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link
i also think the humor works way better in tlj than in tfa or rogue one, but i seem to be alone there. only good laugh in tfa is 3po’s red arm
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link
I mentioned to my older sister (who introduced me to the original trilogy when I was little) that seeing Luke deploy what was essentially the myth of his own heroism in the climax was an intense experience in a Jungian kind of way.
― ryan, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link
Xpost nah the humor was far better here. Finn's comedy bits in TFA were shit
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link
x-post: Otm. The shoulder brush was the best moment :(
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link
^^^ THANK YOU
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link
xp to neanderthal
:(
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link
well i don’t mind the shoulder brush at all either fred
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
Kinda sad this grouchy version of Luke won’t be back (?)
I think Luke will have at least one force ghost interaction with Rey in IX, esp since I have to assume Leia will die of natural causes in the opening crawl
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link
Some of the comedy in TFA was really good, a lot was hacky in-joke stuff but I think the Finn/Rey "are you okay??" "...Yes?" bit was really good and worked to cement affection for the character. In both films I can point to two or three worst-offender jokes that, if removed, would make for a stronger and more continuously immersive film. The "holding for Hux" bit is just so wrong for the universe in a way that Han's "fine, uh, we're all fine here... how are you?" bit in the original film isn't.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link
An absurd thought I had while watching is if they had known while making this movie that Carrie Fisher was going to die they could've had Leia be the one to go down with the ship instead of Holdo
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link
Yeah, I found having her character survive when we all know Carrie is gone gave me an odd feeling of hopelessnes.
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link
carrie fisher died like a year ago iirc, probably could have figured some way to kill her off given the 12 times leia almost died and also considering she was not really an important part of the movie anyway....
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 26 December 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link
I just think comedy in big budget films is kind of broken right now.
― ryan, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link
i assume they have enough b-roll/unused footage to find a resolution for the character. i think they won't go down the CGI route after the general reaction to grand moff tarkin/leia from rogue one.
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link
the humor in this was objectively bad, but par for the SW course
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 26 December 2017 21:07 (six years ago) link
yeah carrie fisher’s family have already ruled out a digital resurrection iirc xp
― nude, mad and dead (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link
i assume they have enough b-roll/unused footage to find a resolution for the character. i think they won't go down the CGI route after the general reaction to grand moff tarkin/leia from rogue one.― 龜, Tuesday, December 26, 2017 9:06 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 龜, Tuesday, December 26, 2017 9:06 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
or they do a time jump for ep 9 and casually mention her passing in the crawl
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link
The "holding for Hux" bit is just so wrong for the universe in a way that Han's "fine, uh, we're all fine here... how are you?" bit in the original film isn't.they're both of their time imo. the han line is straight from the SNL school of murray/ackroyd-esque bullshit artistry, the hux scene is straight out of the office
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link
y'all should be glad there's no Millennial internet humor in this movie
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link
the shoulder brush kinda counts imo
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:12 (six years ago) link
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link
heh I really don't think that's what silby meant. the dirt off your shoulder seems antithetical to millennial internet humor actually
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:16 (six years ago) link
milennial normie humor, maybe?
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link
I HAVE SPOKEN
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:28 (six years ago) link
KINDA
Milennial internet humor version would be like, that whole standoff at the base is set at a Denny's instead
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:34 (six years ago) link
Luke would be the waiter and Kylo Ren would be ranting at him about something and Luke would be like "So do you want hash browns"
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:36 (six years ago) link
you're right, i'm glad that wasn't in the movie
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:38 (six years ago) link
How do yall feel about the fan-wish to recast Sigourney Weaver as Leia? I kind of feel like it could work.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:49 (six years ago) link
bring back Sissy Spacek imo
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 23:03 (six years ago) link
leia really hasn't brought a whole lot to the table these past couple of movies, just write her out imo
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 26 December 2017 23:10 (six years ago) link
Pretty sure Leia's story will end like thishttps://media1.tenor.com/images/fa8950c47e2ed420544078ea9e052b9d/tenor.gif?itemid=3715215
― Moodles, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link
we all go on about poe's impetuousness, but finn and rose deciding to crash their shuttle into the resistance hangar coulda ended a lot worse than it did
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link
Leia at the start of EP9 = Newt in Alien3.
― piscesx, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link
"Oh my God...Poe! Where's Leia?""Thanks to your crash landing, there are multiple answers to that question"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link
I’m a little worried we haven’t heard back from Alfred
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 02:40 (six years ago) link
I love Sigoyrney recasting Leia is a terrible stupid idea. i mean, if they do that then why not recast Han and fkn Jabba the Hut too
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link
I mean they're gonna have to do a jump forward anyway, unless Ep IX will be centered around the growth of the Resistance from 12 people to 14 people
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link
or they could do a Bela Lugosi and have an actress wear a cape in front of her face while she speaks
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 02:54 (six years ago) link
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 03:10 (six years ago) link
I'm in the minority: I thought this a muddle, an often boring one in the second third -- way too many fucking side plots. Half the theater bent over in hysterics after Leia survived the explosion in the manner she did.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 04:37 (six years ago) link
― k3vin k.,
this bugged me too but nothing anyone can do except let a Star Destroyer land on her CGI image next film.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 04:38 (six years ago) link
I feel like TFA’s humor leaned on the nerd humor angle too much? like, I know every bit of Star Wars, so something going against what I know and a funny rebuke to that, but still in that realm, appealsthere were funny bits in this one that seemed almost contemporary but an appeal to general humor. as if people have a sense of humor outside of the little circle established in the original seriesrogue one, to extrapolate on the original plotters and social climate, seemed like a video game within the framework that we follow on a rail. there are necessary plot points, character beats that we recognize, and the necessary heroes but we know what’s at stake from the get-go
― mh, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 04:50 (six years ago) link
Poe’s first line in TFA is telling Kylo Ren that he couldn’t hear the speech he just gave because of his helmet - the Holding for Hux joke is not only completely in character, it’s a good tactic for stalling by getting the windbag to repeat himself.
Also brushing the dirt off his shoulder is not really modern humour? It could have happened in the original trilogy, and everyone would have known what it meant.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 08:48 (six years ago) link
saw this at hastings odeon w/sister's family, sat beside niece (10): she was transfixed throughout so a big win there i guess
re joeks: the imagined notion of a film of this length and limit taking itself absolutely unreflexively seriously is p dreadful for someone in my position -- mildly bored and unconvinced adult companion of small ppl -- and obviously the dirt-brush moment was anyway good not bad bcz luke was undertaking this whole projected-self stunt to enrage kylo to stall for time: it was a way of flipping off the villain to break his focus (basically if yoda gets a pass for saying "burn the tree" purely as a manipulative stunt, then luke-back-on-his-jedi-bullshit gets the same pass: jedis are all assholes, even the so-called "good" ones, this is canon)
(i also assumed poe was pulling the "on hold" stunt in the same spirit, entirely to wind up general hugs, but i'm happy to accept that my star wars universe is already defensively distorted to stop me -- a sceptic -- being uninterruptedly and hence disruptively annoyed next to the rapt small relative) (viz i *need* to be taken out of this universe now and then, and there was no evidence it de-suspended my niece's disbelief for a moment)
i liked that hammill played luke as present-day mark e.smith cosplaying yoda: i was cross on behalf of the fish-looking island curators who look after the jedi paraphernalia, that their lives and houses and jobs were all messed abt by thoughtless asshole jedi biz; the entirely casino sequence mainly reminded me of POMPEII, and bad as finn is he is better than JON FKN SNOW; i am bored with the trope of ppl trapped at a cliff edge being rescued by a flying vehicle rising up to rescue them; i actually kind of liked the whole DUMB FAILED MISSIONS aspect of finn and rose and poe, bcz this is after all STAR WARS not STAR PEACETIME © FGTI upthread, and as we know war is stupid people are stupid)
i hate BB8 *waaaaay* more than the porgs (my main argument with my niece afterwards was that chewie was obviously keeping them to eat later, she said no but she is wrong)
the force has long been the sonic screwdriver of this franchise: the hard-won mechanism of me becoming resigned to it at all meants that really the only problem i had with leia self-rescuing (ie utilising some of the arbitrary magical powers some characters have been given for confused reasons) is that when i was a kid i was taught* if you found yourself in actual space you would BURST from the pressure of the blood inside bursting outwards, not this modern genteel looks-saving frosting over
*by my dad, who was a scientist but not a space scientist, and to be fair often made things up, especially gruesome things, to appal small me and amuse himself
― mark s, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link
to be clear i have never called for these films to be humorless and self-serious; i just want the jokes to be better, to not appear compulsively thus flattening out the difference between heavy and fun scenes, and to seem like they come naturally out of the characters and their situation (including their universe). i have had this reaction to several non-SW movies of late so i don't think i'm just too precious about star wars. again i think this kind of thing was as destructive or moreso in Moana.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:18 (six years ago) link
(my main argument with my niece afterwards was that chewie was obviously keeping them to eat later, she said no but she is wrong)
This is so great and makes me really look forward to the day I become an uncle :)
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:22 (six years ago) link
to be clear i have never called for these films to be humorless and self-serious; i just want the jokes to be better, to not appear compulsively thus flattening out the difference between heavy and fun scenes, and to seem like they come naturally out of the characters and their situation (including their universe).
no one is saying Star Wars shouldn't have jokes
― Number None, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 15:01 (six years ago) link
but i do think it was a fair assessment to say that han's comedy in the originals is in the lackadaisical murray/SNL pocket, and maybe we are stuck with the comedy we deserve in 2017. it's just a bummer to me cause i thought the holding-for-hux thing felt like something iron man would come up with, not something a space pilot would come up with. insofar as it had never occurred to me that prank calls and getting stuck on hold were things that happened in a spacefaring galaxy of laser swords and shaggy muppets. not a matter of star wars being sacred, but of jokes needing to feel like things that would actually come out of these characters' mouths. it'd be like if ben-hur suddenly launched into a variant on "who's on first?" - the gag is partly that this is a kind of gag that's out of place in this world, and i find that to be a pretty cheap way to get a laugh.
also, not saying these should or could be "timeless" but i feel like this current style dates the movie instantly and in a bad way. again some of the jokes here are good but some feel like they're scratching the same nervous itch of the studio notes. "i worry this scene might bum the audience out because it's about dreadful revelations and a character struggling with their destiny. can you add some comedy here? just have the actors improv some stuff and edit to the best bits, works every time!"
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link
fred, yes: honestly the greatest thing abt a *lot* of pop TV and film is watching it with a 10-yr-old, their enthusiasms and cynicism have a very different rhythm, they see different stuff, they can (and will) argue, they are only still in the process of building intellectual or other defences against their less wanted emotions, they are much more honest abt their boredom than grown-ups, and you see everything you yourself discovered over decades of a life flattened out into a lump that can't be untangled (which can be frustrating, and -- sometimes -- startling and good for you)
t;,dr: children, they are (mostly) good not bad
― mark s, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link
xpost Fully agree with this. There should be humor in these films but not of the "genie in Aladdin doing Arsenio Hall" variety. It just dates them instantly.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link
Sorry - awful example but best I could come up with as I get off the subway
the complaint about the humor is not that it's there -- levity is fine, particularly in a 2.5 hour movie -- but that it feels forced. the bit with poe and hux is just so transparent an *attempt at humor*, it seems clear the writers wrote that scene with "let's have him say something funny" in mind rather than just letting it come naturally.
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
I laughed at the iron joke but it was far and away the most out of place or jarring joke in the film.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link
the ironing was delicious
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link
If pressed I'd have to agree.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link
I've got no problem with the movie dating. It's light entertainment, not the portentous chronology of a metaphorically dense and richly symbolic alternate universe. The latter approach made the prequels into the ponderous expository videogame cutscenes they were. This movie breathes, and grabs you by the arm and says hey let's go do some Star Wars shit! And plays loose enough with the canon that I genuinely didn't know what was going to happen when Kylo invited Rey to join him. That's enough to make it the best in at least 30 years for me. Not analytically "the best for the following reasons" but just the most actual fun I have had watching since the original three.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:58 (six years ago) link
I kinda wish R2 had been with Luke at the end. Might have broken me, but it would have been more compelling. I feel like these last few movies have forgotten that the two droids were the secret protagonists of the OT.
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link
these were never the droids i was looking for
― mark s, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link
luke’s lack of droids disturbed kim
― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:09 (six years ago) link
This wasn't great
Took an awful long time to do nothing
Didn't feel much like SW
TFA and RO were far better, former because although unoriginal gave us good new characters (mainly wasted in this) and latter because it did something different.
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link
^^^good not bad
― mark s, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link
No that's bad I specifically set out a context mark
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
Rebels has done a much better job with its droid characters than the new movies, that’s for sure
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
This was a mess, if often a nicely visualised one. Dialogue was woeful, even for a SW film. Laura Dern wasted and pointless. Snoke dead without being explained as to why he was so important and powerful and able to completely restablish and improve the Empire in all but name. Phasma another Darth Maul, supposedly badass but pissed away. Luke not really being there and in danger an annoying fakeout, not improved by having him then immediately die anyway.
Rian Johnson is ludicrously overrated.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:00 (six years ago) link
Every single bit of alleged comic relief was greeted in my screening with the dead silence it deserved, except the bit with the iron. Also, felt like a film with several subplots but no real proper plot.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:02 (six years ago) link
it has two main plot threads which conclude, but in a very ESB mannerthe first, that Luke Skywalker must return to do something with the jedi and be the figurehead the resistance needs, and he fulfills the latterthe second, that the resistance must escape the first order following their victory at the end of the last movie, which they do at great lossthe cloudiest is Rey’s search for meaning, and it’s interplay with Kylo Ren’s turning point which remains open
― mh, Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:06 (six years ago) link
why is it so important to have Snoke's entire backstory? the OG trilogy gave about ten minutes of screen time to the Emperor, two of which were a woman's face with chimpanzee eyes and Clive Revill's voice; all despite his being name-dropped a zillion times in the first two
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:16 (six years ago) link
I personally was glad Luke wasn't there, if his sacrifice had been a repeat of the Obi-Wan "strike me down and I'll be more powerful" scene, I would have been annoyed (and had anxiety about it happening when I first saw it). much happier w/ him dying due to body just crapping out after an intense mega-Force session.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:18 (six years ago) link
i'm not interested in snoke's life history but it's kind of funny that they don't even try to sketch out one. you know like some line where he's like "while you squandered the access to jedi lore that skywalker foolishly gave you, i had to build myself up from nothing through the sheer power of the dark side!!!!" or something.
yeah that's still more than the emperor got, but in that case, we hadn't seen any backstory before that so a couple of lines of dialogue vaguely establishing that there used to be a republic and it's gone now and darth vader helped some guy called the emperor hunt down and destroy the jedi knights is basically all you need. and he shows up and his deal is he's an evil wizard who likes being evil and your imagination can sorta fill in the gaps - must be some evil force guy that took over the galaxy and turned vader to evil or something, cool. also it was a brilliantly hammy performance by mcdiarmid, relishing every spitty syllable of hatred, so that gave you enough for your imagination to find it interesting to even fool around with this.
anyway here we're coming in with a clear sense that the bad guys were all beaten at the end of 'jedi.' but i guess they weren't. and there was another evil wizard hiding in a barn somewhere. the fans wanting it to be bib fortuna or whoever were insane and clearly derive satisfaction from the wrong kinds of things in movies, but it IS a little weird to just drop in this new mega bad guy with no clear sense at all of who he is and what he wants. also he had a stupid name. the terrible name probably contributed to the dumb fan theories since it makes it seem more like an alias for someone else. if he'd been onscreen and not CGI in TFA nobody would have really gotten into speculating over his backstory i think - people would have gone "i guess we have to accept this arbitrary new emperor type guy the same way we have to accept that this new empire-from-scratch already has a death planet - it's a reboot ugh so it goes."
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:26 (six years ago) link
I think Snoke getting short shrift kinda proved he wasn't fit to lick the Emperor's shoes. yeah, he had impressive power, but lacked the discipline that allowed the Emperor to last as long as he did (I mean hell the dude had the patience to let a decade-long plan unfold without leaking his true intentions to anybody but the one guy he wanted to leak it to). Snoke was impatient and wanted results quicker and figured he could get there easily by bullying his apprentice and assuming it would just roll off his back, hence why he got bested by him so easily (well, that and force premonitions seem to always be misinterpreted by the person interpreting them).
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:34 (six years ago) link
Timothy Zahn made quite a living writing about Empire-sympathizers picking up the mantle afterwards. I guess there always has to be war cos nobody is interested in "Star Peacetime"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:35 (six years ago) link
that a supreme evil force dude is super comfortable lounging around in that bathrobe is all the backstory you need.come to think of it all the force users are wearing some kind of bathrobe...
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:37 (six years ago) link
Snoke was probably some old racist grandpa that used some kind of Force-steroids to get really buff with the Dark Side real quick
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:40 (six years ago) link
Snoke was an old racist grandpa who got force crazy off dong pills
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:41 (six years ago) link
he also nearly ruined the first order by plowing most of their savings into gold reserves
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:43 (six years ago) link
SNOKE = RON PAUL
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:44 (six years ago) link
Doc, i love u man but if they put half as much backstory in this as you want it’d be called The Phantom MenaceDO NOT WISH FOR THESE THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO SIT THROUGH THEM YOU ONLY THINK YOU DO
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:55 (six years ago) link
imo long-plotting emperor having a longer lifespan despite seeming less powerful in the force compared to blaze of glory Snoke is a good life lesson for despots
― mh, Thursday, 28 December 2017 06:16 (six years ago) link
Snoke also seemed to do less cackling and more chuckling, also had a sweet gold robe. dude fucking loved this shut, Emperor was too austere and just wanted power(insert horrible picture of Gaddafi wearing a gold outfit at a concert he paid a few million for)
― mh, Thursday, 28 December 2017 06:18 (six years ago) link
Nice analysis of why it was better not to have a Snake back story:
https://qntm.org/mystery
― toby, Thursday, 28 December 2017 06:41 (six years ago) link
best things that no one has mentioned yet:- benicio del toro’s Tyler Durden impression- force anus- rebellion run by a bunch of old lesbians
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 28 December 2017 08:04 (six years ago) link
When Rey is sitting holding the two halves of the lightsaber, I like that you can see the crystal inside.
On the 2nd viewing, the two times when i has strong emotional reactions was once during the Canto Bight sequence. The 2nd was later during the slo-mo shots where Rey grabs the lit saber, stands up to look shocked at Kylo, we cut to his reaction and lighting his saber offscreen(but you see the glow and hear the ignition), then we cut to them turning to fight back-to-back and the shutter speeds revs back to normal.
I had such this overriding impulse to yell “oh shit here we go here we go HERE WE GO.”
Would Adam Driver have gotten more credit or accolades for his work in the films had not his previous major credit been that particular TV show?
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Thursday, 28 December 2017 10:50 (six years ago) link
Also, some of the reviews had people complaining about “I don’t know where they go after this ending,” which isn’t a problem in the least for me, except that I don’t exactly hold a lot of faith for the guy getting the reins of the show again.
Both Gareth Edwards and Rian Johnson did massive amounts of work to expand the cinematic palette of a SW film and I hold little-to-no faith that JJA can successfully follow up on that, but we got two years to wait, so we’ll see.
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Thursday, 28 December 2017 10:53 (six years ago) link
And I think we’ve talked about this either last year or the one before, but I am quite fine with Star Wars being a Christmas thing. If you’re of a certain age, it always was a Christmas thing(despite the OT being released in May), so this feels proper.
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Thursday, 28 December 2017 10:55 (six years ago) link
Snoke dead without being explained as to why he was so important and powerful
again, this is good
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link
Both Gareth Edwards and Rian Johnson did massive amounts of work to expand the cinematic palette of a SW film
possibly too much in edwards' case, given how much rogue one got fucked with by disney prior to release
which makes me wonder again exactly how off-brand miller and lord's han solo movie was gonna be
― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:41 (six years ago) link
Thank you, Mark S. I have texted my 11yo with this theory, I look forward to the barrage of appalled emojis in response.
(My 12yo really struggles with all the death and destruction in these films - she was curling up behind my arm early on as all the bombers broke up).
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:43 (six years ago) link
Snoke was a pointless waste of time in TFA and didn't really do anything in TLJ either. That they might have fucked up his backstory as well - which they definitely would - does not make it better.
― Frederik B, Thursday, 28 December 2017 12:21 (six years ago) link
snoke was dead on arrival in TFA, i'm glad he went away
― 龜, Thursday, 28 December 2017 12:23 (six years ago) link
this movie and blade runner 2048 both feature far too much inconsequential talking by baddies in bathrobes
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 12:34 (six years ago) link
http://www.hermitary.com/literature/moomin/muskrat-05.jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 28 December 2017 12:37 (six years ago) link
Finally saw this! It feels a bit messy, but I liked it more than TFA.
Daisy Ridley is so great throughout and I loved that Rey’s parents are nobodies. Also really liked the little nod to this at the very end (which I’m glad I’d been told to look out for, cos it’s quick).
Skellig Michael looks stunning throughout. I’ll probably never get to see it now with all the SW visitors.
I still shamefully fancy Kylo Ren, even though he continues to be a complete mess.
Poe was AWFUL like he got so many people killed and just demotion? I really liked Rose’s sister in her scene and it made me dislike Poe even more.
Kylo Ren giving an order on Craik and then Hux basically screaming the same order, and Kylo’s sideways look, really amused me. As did Benicio peering at BB-8 and going “what’s your story, roundie?”
I really liked Kelly Marie Tran! I liked the casino part more than a lot of people even though it’s incredibly pointless. I hope they give Finn more to do in IX though.
rebellion run by a bunch of old lesbians
― gyac, Thursday, 28 December 2017 12:41 (six years ago) link
ARE Rey's parents nobodies? We seem to be taking that at face value. Of course it's all moot anyway if each film's individual story can be changed from the preceeeding film according to whoever is directing. JJ could decide, in fact has probably decided over the Xmas weekend, that she's somehow related to Ben Kenobi or some shit.
― piscesx, Thursday, 28 December 2017 13:06 (six years ago) link
ugh
― Frederik B, Thursday, 28 December 2017 13:17 (six years ago) link
Poe was AWFUL like he got so many people killed and just demotion?
The Poe/Holdo stuff is what bugs me the most tbh
― Simon H., Thursday, 28 December 2017 13:42 (six years ago) link
We seem to be taking that at face value.
Rey’s face when Kylo Ren is telling her she knows it sold it for me, tbh. That and her being her own parents means it doesn’t mean much if there’s some stupid retcon. The whole point is that she is who she made herself to be, she’s not bound by a legacy or a bloodline.
― gyac, Thursday, 28 December 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link
aw c'mon y'all, i said snoke coulda had ONE line of dialogue that points to a deliberately vague backstory! heck it could even be two lines and you're done with all you need to know about snoke: blah blah i'm a nobody who built myself up with the power of the dark side, then: "if not for the direction and purpose i gave you, your 'first order' would still be a few scattered regiments holding up transports in the outer rim!" or whatever. point is you can write dialogue that tells us a little bit about the characters and how they know each other and why they're working together, while simultaneously signposting "this is all you need to know about this." there is a huge gulf between that and devoting three movies to vader and obi-wan's boring backstory. original star wars did this very efficiently and evocatively between obi-wan, tarkin, and the beru and owen stuff about luke wanting to go off to the academy. the same lines that sketch in the world and the power dynamics also give us emotional hooks - who we're empathizing with, who's an evil bastard we hate, etc.TFA created the problem because it wrote snoke the way you'd write him if his identity was intended to be a reveal, leading to the dumb speculation as well as a slight (though hardly fatal) sense of a missed beat when we get to TLJ. that's all i'm sayin here.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:10 (six years ago) link
everything I've read about the production of Rogue One, as well as Edwards' career to date, makes me think he basically had no idea what was he doing
― Number None, Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link
"if not for the direction and purpose i gave you, your 'first order' would still be a few scattered regiments holding up transports in the outer rim!"
This...would not be so good.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link
i mean i came up with it in thirty seconds. but that KIND of line, y'know, that just tells us wtf their relationship is. i mean he's the "supreme leader" - did hux get convinced this guy was the rightful fuhrer? get manipulated into pumping him up in the cult of personality? did he START the first order? who are these guys and why are they working together?
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link
and along the way it m/l precludes the red herring of snoke's identity/origin mattering, beyond whatever's established in the line.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link
i sorted filled in the two lines myself, in my own head! i think it went something like "i'm a big ugly baddie and i'm in charge because i am uglier and more ruthless than the rest of you put together!"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
Yeah, I mean...what more do you need?
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link
he's a boring character and he's onscreen a lot, i think part of that is because he's vague and feels unreal. i think sketching in just an eense of what his deal is might make all his scenes feel more interesting and thus improve the film. ymmv!
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link
But he's not onscreen a lot! Three quick holographic appearances over two movies, plus two throne room scenes, one of which is basically him taking a few lines to tell Kylo his mask looks stupid.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link
that's a lot!also as with my proposed improvements to hux's ranting speeches, he's already talking anyway, just the lines only do one job at a time. just weave in a little more implied story and i'm good idk. y'all think star wars would be better and less stimulative to the imagination without tarkin's "the emperor has dissolved the senate" or the beru/owen "academy" stuff?
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link
Five scenes of a total nothing character is five scenes too many
― Frederik B, Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:04 (six years ago) link
Snoke is awful
― Frederik B, Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
yeah Snoke's the obvious total washout of the 2 last films, no one finds him remotely scary and the cgi will date to Jabba-on-the-special-edition level soon enough
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/93DzOXD_91o/maxresdefault.jpg
― piscesx, Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:06 (six years ago) link
you don't think you get snokewhat do you do
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
I think it's all there in the very beginning -- the Emperor dissolved the senate, the Empire was a strongman fascist and anyone competent who would toe the line, and most of the really competent ones were killed with him. The only thing that'd hold together the remnants of the Empire -- which lost bureaucratic legitimacy, and now exists purely as a strong military force, would be the most compelling strongman to step in
― mh, Thursday, 28 December 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
feel like this debate between people who say “it would be nice if we knew a thing or two about a major character” and “actually it’s great that we know nothing about him” has reached an impasse
― k3vin k., Thursday, 28 December 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
turns out he wasn't so major
― mh, Thursday, 28 December 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link
― k3vin k., Thursday, December 28, 2017 10:55 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh boy i guess we better stop
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
great posts by doc casino on this subject even if i don’t necessarily agree
Snoke was Ezra Bridger from the Rebels cartoon. Surprising, but that's how it shook out.
― mh, Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link
andy serkis should be banned from movies. just my opinion
― 龜, Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:22 (six years ago) link
thanks brad. i mean in the end what they did is fine but only because TLJ came up with a nice scene for snoke to get offed in, where the character matters in terms of choices made by other more important characters. that basically just makes him into a new Count Dooku which isn't so hot but before that he was a new General Grievous so hey.
i also think it would have been fine/better to not have him at all, since the kylo/hux dynamic is already enough to generate an interesting bad-guy team dynamic. vader/tarkin but as seething unhinged man-children wannabes, one consumed by father-killing hatreds and the other by father-redeeming fascist fantasies of imposing order, with no sense that either is taking orders from someone else. plenty of great tensions there waiting to crack open - you don't really need snoke. and it would have been another, too-rare way in which TFA wasn't just a retread of the old film. oh well.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link
they should have just given this to rian johnson from the beginning
― 龜, Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:43 (six years ago) link
The Poe/Hux thing at the beginning was funny but humor wise it reminded me more of Trebek getting annoyed by Connery on SNL Jeopardy than it did anything I'd expect from Star Wars.
Thought the Laura Dern battle cruiser scene was one of the top five illest things I've seen in the entire series. I liked her character a lot.
I liked this a bit more than TFA and RO.
― omar little, Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link
ESB >>> SW >>>> TLJ > TFA/ROTJ >>> RO:ASWS >>>>>>>>> TPM >>> ROTS > AOTC
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link
also think it would have been fine/better to not have him at all, since the kylo/hux dynamic is already enough to generate an interesting bad-guy team dynamic. vader/tarkin but as seething unhinged man-children wannabes,
otm -- I wrote as much in my review yesterday. You can apply a Marxist reading: Hux and Kylo Ren as imitating the gestures of their antecedents but the gestures emerge as parody or farce.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link
oops double post
I agree that Serkis should just stop. He's been hugely disrespectful of the vfx people who literally created the niche he has been somehow monopolizing. That's been pissing a lot of people off for a while now, so I gotta wonder if that somehow bit him in the ass and he was written out partly out of spite.
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Thursday, 28 December 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link
I was really thrown by Snoke just casually taking credit for enabling Force FaceTime between Ben and Rey. He can do that but also has no idea where she or Luke actually are - does that even make sense?
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Thursday, 28 December 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link
think it was somewhat ambiguous as to whether he was telling the truth there?
― Number None, Friday, 29 December 2017 02:13 (six years ago) link
I don't think bridging their minds requires knowledge of location. Also Luke has 'hidden' from the Force.
Also at this point the Force basically seems to be arbitrary in what it can do. I gave up on the rules by RotJ lol
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 December 2017 02:22 (six years ago) link
Yeah the force is just starry potter now tbh
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 02:25 (six years ago) link
as opposed to... when exactly?
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 29 December 2017 03:01 (six years ago) link
midichloryphyll
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 December 2017 03:06 (six years ago) link
The real reason yoda is so greeb
Greeno shot forced
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 03:07 (six years ago) link
you use the force as the Jedi you’re shining a flashlight at the very least. you block yourself from it, you’re a dark corner in the whole galaxy
whole lot of dark corners out there
― mh, Friday, 29 December 2017 04:06 (six years ago) link
the gag is partly that this is a kind of gag that's out of place in this world, and i find that to be a pretty cheap way to get a laugh.
Oh, I didn't think that at all - it seems odd that there'd be space chariot races and space coliseums and space samurai and space holograms, but space telephone operators are somehow just for a laugh? I mean, that's basically the job of the Uhura that put him through ("communication from the rebel ship" or similar).
also, not saying these should or could be "timeless" but i feel like this current style dates the movie instantly
It's basically a Abbott & Costello (or Scooby Doo!) level gag though? If it's jarring, it's not because it's too hip to the current sense of humour.
Also in 30-40 years it won't date at all, because kids will file all those non-VR movies like B&W films are currently, and they won't know we didn't have telephone operators in 2017 :)
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 29 December 2017 09:44 (six years ago) link
any gag based on tech not working right is guaranteed to be timeless even if the tech involved is obsolete
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 December 2017 10:06 (six years ago) link
rebels tricking imperials thru calls is woven into the original - not just han buying time on the death star but also tricking their way into the shield generator on endor
― 龜, Friday, 29 December 2017 11:45 (six years ago) link
the biggest problem is that oscar isaacs is no han solo
― 龜, Friday, 29 December 2017 11:47 (six years ago) link
Poe Dameron is no Han Solo he's an unethusiastic avatar for flyboys and our director hates him
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 12:14 (six years ago) link
If anything he should turn in the next movie
Biggest flaw in this is that there is still no reason whatsoever for emo dark side boy
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 12:15 (six years ago) link
he listened to the cure too much
― 龜, Friday, 29 December 2017 12:22 (six years ago) link
just seen this ten days later than planned due to illness, do i really have to read this whole thread now? sadface.best bit: steam irons, ship ramming at light speed. i did mostly enjoy rey & luke & kylo being all emo together on the island, though daisy ridley's acting was bad not good.worst bit, 2 hours and 9 or 12 or 28 acts in and realising there's still a shitload to go. feel like they could have cut one of the umpteen rebel last stands and shaved half an hour off.weirdest bit, was luke's head just, like, really big? the whole way through?
― Here comes the phantom menace (ledge), Friday, 29 December 2017 12:40 (six years ago) link
just seen this ten days later than planned due to illness, do i really have to read this whole thread now?
― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 December 2017 12:56 (six years ago) link
xp (cf my realisation that Luke looks like Peter Dinklage)
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 29 December 2017 13:02 (six years ago) link
ha my wife said the same thing about luke’s dinklesemblance
― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 December 2017 13:11 (six years ago) link
Wrinkleage
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link
oh, dinklepaws
― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 December 2017 13:37 (six years ago) link
Never seen a film with such wildly varying opinions as to what was good and what was bad in it. Fitting.
― nashwan, Friday, 29 December 2017 13:43 (six years ago) link
what a world we live in
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:20 (six years ago) link
luke looks like a lot of people but mostly zizek
― Simon H., Friday, 29 December 2017 16:25 (six years ago) link
i was thinking more Orson Welles
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
F Is For Force
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link
Interesting thread:
One of the sneakiest awesome things #TheLastJedi did was actually make the midichlorians bullshit pay off.PUT DOWN THOSE LASER PITCHFORKS AND HEAR ME OUT— Amelia Rogue (@AmeliaRoseWrite) December 28, 2017
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link
blood greebles <3
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link
I also found this p convincing along similar lines: https://www.tor.com/2017/12/20/thanks-to-the-last-jedi-we-finally-know-what-the-force-awakens-means/
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
yeah both of those really good - thx!
― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
While many Jedi have a better understanding of the Force, no one has the raw talent of Anakin Skywalker. And that unbridled strength is what seals the fate of the Jedi Order in the long run; when Anakin goes over to Palpatine’s side, the two become unstoppable.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
Anyway the whole manipulated-bloodline thing is a terrible plot idea and precisely the kind of family-as-destiny-to-be-embraced-or-overcome nonsense that RJ is using the Rey-as-nobody plot to get *away* from --- trying to fuse them together into a grand Skywalker theory of the series is a move in the wrong direction imo.omw to my second viewing btw. i cracked and wanna see the red room again :-o
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link
https://frinkiac.com/gif/S09E09/1113361/1117532.gif?b64lines=UkVEIFJPT00uIFJFRCBST09NLgpPdmVyIHRoZXJlLg==
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
theories that rely on expanded-universe shit (really anything that's not in the movies) tire me the hell out
― Simon H., Friday, 29 December 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link
I honestly tend to call bullshit on it. To me if it's not in the movie it doesn't exist, i shouldn't have to do homework.
That's why the Batman v Supes fans annoyed me "oh well u'd get it if u'd read xxx comic". I mean an easter egg is one thing...actually forcing you to be aware of dis ting to get what's going on is an9ther
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:18 (six years ago) link
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link
the whole manipulated-bloodline thing is a terrible plot idea and precisely the kind of family-as-destiny-to-be-embraced-or-overcome nonsense that RJ is using the Rey-as-nobody plot to get *away* from
I agree its best gotten away from and what I appreciate about this contrivance of the force giving rise to Kylo's opposite is that it allows for that move away from bloodline heroism without altogether jettisoning the obnoxious plot elements of the preqs--it ties them together with a bow, which I find enormously satisfying
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link
luke chucking light saber would have been more satisfying with slide whistle (and caretaker getting bonked in the head with it)
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 29 December 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link
second viewing: still messy and still overlong but knowing everything that was going to happen i was able to relax into it, enjoy the spectacular visuals and the emotional payoffs. was definitely weepier this time and i think it survives the second pass more than TFA did. good movie.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link
afaic there's Star Wars, Empire, The Ewok One, TFA I guess, Rogue One, and this. Anything else is fanfic.
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
So it's a Disney movie about murdering your mom. Nice. Also, it was so fucking boring!
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:30 (six years ago) link
lol roger you just named all the star wars movies asides from the prequels. not that i disagree w you
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:49 (six years ago) link
Also, it was so fucking boring!
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, December 29, 2017 10:30 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
There were enough space battles lightsaber battles and chase sequences for a feature length no-dialogue edit what r u after here
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:52 (six years ago) link
yeah and they were all tedious as fuck
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 29 December 2017 23:03 (six years ago) link
ugh what a tedious view of the most beautifully shot sequences ever in this series
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 December 2017 23:13 (six years ago) link
I honestly don't understand why anyone who liked ANY of the previous Star Wars movies would dislike this one.
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 29 December 2017 23:15 (six years ago) link
second viewing did make me much more conscious of the editing/bagginess of it and i stand by my belief that this film could shed fifteen minutes or more and be massively improved. there's a lot of redundancy. two different "chewie and porg are at the wheel" gags for example, when the first one nails it. the chase through the casino/streets does one too many "cut to another quiet locale just before they come charging in smashing stuff" bits, and the business with them trying to reach their shuttle (but it gets blown up!) is unnecessary - they could just be caught up in the herd and end up in the bluffs and the sequence would work the same way. cut four of the fourteen bb-8 gags and you've saved several minutes right there. the capture/execution scene with rose and finn and phasma seems to take ten minutes - they keep cutting away from it to the other stories (maybe to cover a confusing continuity issue where hux is suddenly there, suddenly gone - ditto phasma who suddenly seems to have been off in the next hangar when the big dern explosion happens) and when they cut back we get a ten-second reestablishment of what was going on when we left. many different shots establishing that the transports are getting shot down. stuff like that. i almost think benicio gets paid and leaves two different times...
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link
also cut down the entire "run on the cannon" business, the falcon flying through caves, and them finding the exit by slowly realizing the crystal things are gone. these eat up time at a point when the movie feels "over" and only the luke/kylo finale is still compelling material.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link
so did stable kid pull that broom to his hand using the force or nah
― mh, Friday, 29 December 2017 23:37 (six years ago) link
I’m also preferring to believe roger meant Caravan of Courage when he said “the ewok one”
― mh, Friday, 29 December 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link
I think he did
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 29 December 2017 23:39 (six years ago) link
― mh, Friday, December 29, 2017
That's no broom, that's a space setation
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 December 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link
I loved this movie but generally agree with Dr C’s editing thoughts.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:06 (six years ago) link
My theory: Rian Johnson didn’t spend a ton of money on reshoots to patch the story together after the fact, so they let him bring more fx shots to final, e.g. more porgs, more aliens in the casino doing stuff, and since they got finaled they might as well leave em in!
― .oO (silby), Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:24 (six years ago) link
Of course for all I know this could have been how the cut looked from the beginning, maybe the extra stage business is just for tumblr gifs
― .oO (silby), Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:26 (six years ago) link
I agree that the action sequences were boring tbh
The light saber duels in particular were weighty and slow. Our new Vader is not elegant.
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:28 (six years ago) link
The action seqs ruled. Fuuid!
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:43 (six years ago) link
thought fuiud was an underdeveloped character tbh
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link
Also i want a lithograph of Luke's Tiananmen Square moment
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:45 (six years ago) link
I am a saddo w too much money to waste tho
another editing opportunity: spark/fire analogies
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 December 2017 00:51 (six years ago) link
You know what would have made this movie perfect is if they had just had the opening crawl, then edited out the rest of the movie. All this unnecessary story, keeping us from the credit sequence that we all paid good money to see!
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Saturday, 30 December 2017 02:36 (six years ago) link
Benicio irritated me more than anything else in this movie. He’s a terrible actor, and his character was terrible and the stutter was terrible. Huge mistake including him in this.
― brotherlovesdub, Saturday, 30 December 2017 02:47 (six years ago) link
i keep forgetting he was even in the movie -- his character was p pointless
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 30 December 2017 03:26 (six years ago) link
I liked Benicio! I liked that he decided to give his dude a random stutter.
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 December 2017 04:24 (six years ago) link
The movie would have been better IMO if nobody tried lol acting choices r so pathetic
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 05:20 (six years ago) link
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, December 29, 2017
right. 3 movies. no books. no games. no tv specials. no extended universe anything. and no fan prequels. and no "a new hope"
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 30 December 2017 07:24 (six years ago) link
Am I imagining/misremembering that Johnson originally had a different ending in mind and sold Disney on the one that's in the movie?
― Simon H., Saturday, 30 December 2017 09:28 (six years ago) link
yeah originally Luke actually goes to Crait for real instead of being a holoprojection and as he's walking out a Bantha comes and eats him
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link
Was thinking about this the other day. Star Wars is literally my first memory (I was three or four in California, might have been the 1978 victory re-release, back when they did that sort of stuff, Darth Vader scared me and my dad had to take me out of the theatre, but I recovered for the next screening), and like anyone that age loved the Star Wars movies, collected the toys and stuff. I don't recall any real emotional affinity for them, though, and when they brought the series back I first went (to the "special edition" re-releases and then the prequels) out of a sense of quasi-professional obligation, and left thinking man, I never want to see any of those six movies ever again. So I saw TFA curious what my two kids would think of a Star Wars movie that synched up with their more contemporary minded age/tastes/expectations, and their reaction helped me answer Dan's (legit) question.
Anyway: my kids saw the (non-SE) OT but formed no real connections to the story (as such), and so didn't get anything out of the new SW movies that they didn't get from, say, Guardians of the Galaxy. I think it's that the original Star Wars and its sequels helped define a certain kind of epic FX blockbuster, and every epic blockbuster since then has been riffing on it, to degrees. So (to my mind) the only unique element of the new movies was an expansion of the soap opera mythology, since every other blockbuster has been otherwise steeped in the technical/style side of Star Wars. But at the same time, as we've discussed here, these movies (and particularly this movie) doesn't do much to expand or advance the mythology in an interesting way so much as shut it down, but I don't think the stories or characters are strong enough to stand on their own outside of the broader Star Wars continuum. Which left me (or we, including the one of my daughters that even wanted to see the new one) with just another big budget echo of the original Star Wars, another jumble of loosely assembled scenes with big set pieces but none (or little) of the charm of, say, the most recent Thor, or either GotG. And when this one aimed for that style anyway, it felt awkward and desperate, like a facsimile or fraud (which is kind of an extreme term).
Now, I don't know if anyone can do *better* than the new SW films, but that's a different question. I do know I got dragged to see the new Jumanji yesterday, which was .... workmanlike if fleetingly charming and lead me to talk to my kid about the differences and similarities between a soft reboot and a sequel and anyway, that's the sort of blockbuster movie world we live in today, one in which the new Star Wars is firmly nestled.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 December 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link
I think it's a slower, set piece-r, less comic booky, more consciously SRS and unintentionally annoyingly adolescent version of the good star wars flicks and therefore sits comfortably with the prequels.
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link
^assuming yr talking about Jumanji
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
in all seriousness tho, I'm watching the prequels as we speak and...yeah, no.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
Imo this movie’s standout contribution to the shared universe was, in the space of the “reach out” montage, resetting the Force and its Light and Dark sides to the distinctly Taoist, non-values-based version of the idea that it really should’ve been all along. I doubt the last movie will do anything so bold as to subvert the “good vs evil” plotting that drives these things but the interlude where it’s made clear that the Force’s two sides simply are, and that power and strength are destructive no matter the side, made me happy. It almost felt like a message.
― The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link
7-y-o me was definitely taken with, and flummoxed by, the lightsaber battle in empire, when vader's basically like bring it on luke! the madder you get at me, the more i win!
now that i have kids of my own of course that scene makes a lot more sense. the madder i get, the more i lose indeed
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link
What I love about that Empire lightsaber duel -- the best in any of the films, prequel or not -- is how Vader evolves from a cool customer parrying blows with one hand to a infuriated monster in the last third who wants to cut Luke down.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link
plus there's actual choreography, not the garbage fogey battle of ANH
was thinking how in the new one Luke would probably prefer to hang with his ghost dad than ghost Yoda.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link
these films are engaging the prequels very very carefully. i suspect tho that if the christensen-on-vader digital trickery (and christensen's performance) weren't so famously hated, that they'd at least consider roping him in for a scene. yoda scene was cute. and as in the r2 scene, hamill genuinely sells the happiness at seeing an old familiar face. but the "cgi look" in his first few shots was if anything worse on the second viewing.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link
R2 playing back the original Leia recording really got me
― The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link
I think I asked earlier, but do we ever see R2 again after that scene? Is he just being sad in some corner of the Falcon the rest of the movie?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link
Why was Yoda acting like the fake persona he uses to dissuade Luke in Empire? Just for old times sake?
― Number None, Saturday, 30 December 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link
always took all aspects of yoda to be legitimate sides of himself. he's seven hundred years old, you can accumulate a lot personality, ask any grandpa.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 December 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link
trickster Yoda helps telegraph the theme of being subversive and new through poorly re-created scenes taken from 40 year old movies
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 30 December 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link
most of the humor in this movie worked for me but i'm so sick of "subverting moments of high drama" as a joke genre in blockbusters. thinking specifically of the poe/hux holding scene. it's such easy, lazy writing. let good and evil and high operatic drama exist without acknowledging that it's all silly for once ffs.
― oiocha, Saturday, 30 December 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link
hux is inherently hilarious though, is the thing
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 30 December 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link
totally but having one character do something silly and bombastic and another character basically look at the camera in response to it undermines the movie for the sake of a laugh i think. hux getting force-blown aside by ren towards the end was great though.
― oiocha, Saturday, 30 December 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
the marvel movies basically run on this joke formula and even though they're much more self aware it gets old by the third time in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
― oiocha, Saturday, 30 December 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link
I enjoy Gleeson in the role but I also think there's something to be said for the more understated humor from the old pro British actors that showed up in ESB and a bit in ROTJ. The former one was the only SW film that spent any *quality* time from the perspective of the non-force Empire and I think quietly enriched it. gleeson is more in line with the obnoxious and arrogant Death Star admirals from ANH.
― omar little, Saturday, 30 December 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link
there are obviously good jokes in ESB too, but some of the Poe stuff comes a bit close to the Marvel humor/dreamworks raised eyebrow stuff.
― omar little, Saturday, 30 December 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link
it was a fine bit, but def a bit from a different movie. made me think specifically of this...
https://youtu.be/E4LBIs87F68
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 31 December 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link
er, this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4LBIs87F68
making the evil british guy a ginger is good. imo
― 龜, Sunday, 31 December 2017 00:32 (six years ago) link
Humor was very much akin to this, one of the stupidest/funniest things ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl6OjLH7W5k
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 00:34 (six years ago) link
Also, for anyone who missed it on the Oasis thread, this was ace:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vd3s1Jc6js
he is clumsy as he is stupid
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 December 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link
Gleason does an amazing job of never seeming like he’s forcing comedy while acting as if he really believes he’s grandiose, it’s beautiful
― mh, Sunday, 31 December 2017 00:54 (six years ago) link
The slap is awesome
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 00:55 (six years ago) link
overall I liked itstuff with Luke was affectingtoo long but I swear to God I haven't seen a big budget sci find/comic book movie in years that I didn't think could stand to cut at least 30 (Peter Jackson has so much to answer for)the casino shit was terrible, felt flown in from the prequelsnot everything landed but it felt quirky and sort of odd in a way that reminded me of the first trilogy, which one of the other new ones haveI'd muted everything on Twitter and not gone on this thread, but heard people were furious about this? why?
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:54 (six years ago) link
English think Irish empire guy is a comment on brexit
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link
xpost Because the idea that Luke's years of experience, devestation and loss might have changed him didn't seem to resonate with a bunch of whiners who apparently have never experienced that themselves.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link
+ Mark Hamill
― Number None, Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link
Dave station 4
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
oh wow ok I'd kept pretty spoiler and discourse free and Luke being the major complaint wouldn't have been one of my top 10 guesses
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
xpost The Stations of the Force?
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
Luke's years of devastation and loss were boiled down to "so I was in a tent one night and decided to kill my nephew"
Like, I dug lukes character in this and hammill was far better than hoped, but the plot that got us here is treated with laughable contempt imo
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link
Ya gotta start *somewhere*
Anyway I'm off to see this for the second time in about an hour -- which means I know where to time my bathroom break this time around (the meet-cute with Benicio del Toro or whatever you want to call it).
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link
darragh I know u are Highlander but in American trying to kill your own nephew is kind of a big deal
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
Quick question
After death of solo, is it the feeling around the place that we care an awful lot about the Skywalker's compared to the newer characters from TFA
I kinda don't but may be an outlier. Just think TFA established a good chance at a clean break that still paid due homage, and was disappointed that this was somewhat of a reversion
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
XP look I acknowledge that you new worlders are soft on family and I'm allowing for that
I'm saying we never found a half decent reason why Luke decided to go with it (I mean they threw out a reason but Jesus it was a quick and lazy exposition), nor a half decent reason why solo-vader decided to dabble with granddad's Nazi attic box
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link
Thing is, we're now in a space where with Carrie Fisher's death, there's simply no way for the original planned arc to continue, which by all accounts would have included a face-off or meeting or something between Leia and Kylo. So the Skywalker story as such would have run the full new trilogy; as it is, the real clean break -- imposed by totally outside circumstances -- occurs with the new one. Unless Lando shows up or something.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
Fair, of course
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, December 31, 2017 10:16 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I compared it to losing one's religious faith late in life due to personal tragedy and still got met with proverbial empty stares.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
that's basically how I took it
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link
it wasn't the "omg, I briefly flicked on my light saber in a weak moment and took an aggressive stance to kill my nephew" that caused his lost faith. it was the fact that he did it recklessly and impulsively, allowing his intended target to see, one who was already conflicted between light and dark side, and this gave his student the excuse to legitimize the things Snoke had taught him about Jedis. and then he failed to stop Kylo from overpowering him and also killing half of his students.
If he'd have flicked his saber off and Kylo had stayed there, I doubt Luke would have ended the temple and run away to the hills. He had never taught before, he had no living Jedi masters to consult with (just Force Ghosts), and his first foray into teaching led to results similar to the ones Obi-Wan experienced. So he starts questioning "Why does this *keep happening* to the Jedi". I don't think it's that far-fetched.
Kylo being tempted by Vader makes perfect sense. He grew up in the shadow of legends so he had no real identity for himself. He had nothing but expectations, due to being a Solo AND a Skywalker. His parents had a path for him, he was probably your typical rebellious kid, and seeing his Master standing over him with light saber drawn probably made the decision easier for him.
Luke knew the saber draw was a momentary weak moment - Kylo thought it was an outright attack and that he saved himself by waking up in time.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
that's also the reason he dispatches Snoke - Snoke also has heavy expectations based on his bloodline, and Kylo is tired of being expected to be the new Vader, he just wants to be his own brand of badass.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link
it's funny, the haters of this film have defended Obi-Wan's exile because it was partially "to protect Luke", even though he allowed Luke to grow up on his father's home planet, living with his father's relatives, with his father's last name, and then almost allows him to get killed by sand people while supposedly 'watching over the boy'.
Not to mention, the idea that Obi-Wan and Yoda put so much faith in the return of the Jedi in two Skywalker children is a bit of a weak move. What if one of them dies in a landspeeder accident, and other doesn't want to be a Jedi and instead lives as a poker player on the outer rim?
I think the "prophecy" that was introduced in the prequels fuckin' sucked. such a weak narrative device (at least when not used well).
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link
Unless Lando shows up or something.
Don't discount this!
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link
Billy Dee Williams is like 80, hope he lives long enough to shoot it
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link
it would be awesome if she shows up but he's Harvey Dent instead
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
So the Skywalker story as such would have run the full new trilogy; as it is, the real clean break -- imposed by totally outside circumstances -- occurs with the new one.
We are literally only one movie past two major (human) characters from the first Star Wars movies getting digitally recreated.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:13 (six years ago) link
Leia's lasted approximately 3 seconds, and Tarkin had I think 3 scenes. And it was in one of the betweenquel movies where they probably felt like they could get away with it.
A whole entire movie featuring a CGI Leia would probably be too much (def would be for me).
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link
I'd like our narrative to not be justified by so much autobiographical projection I guess
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
it's...actually right there on the screen in many places.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:19 (six years ago) link
Kylo has an entire monologue about living up to his grandpa, kills his dad, gets lectured by Snoke about how he isn't the new Vader he's supposed to be, erupts in a rage, flies on an offensive to kill his mom (unable to pull trigger), later consults Rey by saying "let the past die, kill it if you must", then repeats it after he kills Snoke.
but yeah, all projection....
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:21 (six years ago) link
xpost I didn't mean an entire movie with a CGI Carrie Fisher, but come on, eventually they'll figure that out.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link
if yr asking for 1-2 movies showing how Kylo got seduced by the Dark Side tho, I will direct you to the litany of graphic novels that are likely to be published in the ensuing years to satiate fans who need everything written out
xpost nothing to 'figure out', it's already possible to do and they've done it in movies. but fans would revolt (and this time i'd be with them). I didn't care about 2-second Carrie but full-movie Carrie and....just nah.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link
I meant figure out fully convincingly. And fans would not revolt at all. They would turn out in droves to see it and then complain, just like with this movie, just like every movie. What was the last major franchise film to flop? Those Hobbit movies were terrible, and even they made tons, iirc.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link
I hear ya man
But theres an awful lot of bad dialogue in these and you can hang a lot on any of it
I....would probably read those graphic novels tho
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link
What was the last major franchise film to flop?
The DC films.
― Frederik B, Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:38 (six years ago) link
Did they flop? No way. They "underperformed."
Batman V. Superman: 872.7 million USDSuicide Squad 746.8 million USDJustice League 646.7 million USDWonder Woman 821.9 million USD
People will watch anything.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link
Wonder Woman underperformed? Female director, unknown female star? First I heard that.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link
also i think WW had half the budget of BvS.
― omar little, Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link
The Mummy?
― AlanSmithee, Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link
I just put WW in there as a DC film that didn't flop, it obviously did really well, as well as Thor or whatever. The other movies were considered box office disappointments, which is how I meant "underperformed." The Mummy seems like a good candidate, but even that one made over $400 million on a budget of $100 million or so.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
yeah none of those are 'flops' unless we're talking critically, which ...isn't what is usually referred to as a flop
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
Flopsonned
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
I might have misread that, each film might have only underperformed, but I'd say the franchise as a whole has flopped.
A lot of films that are intended to start franchises flop, a recent example being The Dark Tower.
― Frederik B, Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link
Justice League 646.7 million USD
That still might not be enough to make a profit for the studio. I'm seeing $750 million as its estimated breakeven point. It was a stupidly expensive film.
The Mummy also reportedly lost a lot of money.
― jmm, Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link
Fantastic Four probably the last major superhero flop
― Number None, Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link
FF clearly only made to maintain rights. I’ve seen better high school plays.
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link
the 1994 ashcan copy, or the Michael B Jordan/Kate Mara one
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link
the latter
― Number None, Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link
just wait til Marvel Studios purchases the rights 10 years from now and re-re-reboots it
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link
I knew that was gonna be a stinker when I saw this trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7QzW-siAro
"And what if we say no?""...Say yes."
IF that's the best piece of dialogue you could cobble up for the trailer, damn
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
Disney own Fox now. It'll be much sooner than that
― Number None, Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link
they should have Chris Evans be Human Torch again
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link
Evans joked about that on Twitter when the deal was announced.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link
looking at those DC "flop" numbers are insane, perhaps the current blockbuster film business is just unsustainable
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 31 December 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
my original point is that nothing will sink these sequels, let alone spark any sort of substantial box office backlash.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), 31. december 2017 19:14 (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It is. The Dark Tower was both a major flop, and the best selling film directed by a Danish director ever. The studious are throwing so much money at stupid ideas with untested directors it's insane. Everyone wants to get the next big Cinematic Universe, or the next Jurassic World.
― Frederik B, Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link
if this business can't figure out a way to make money on selling 3 quarters of a billion in tickets I don't know what to tell them
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link
I think the marketing costs are scaled to the production costs so you end up with tons of money tacked on to the budgetIt’d be funny if they eschewed tv commercials and major ads for the next Star Wars film and just let it ride on momentum
― mh, Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link
I hope they one up ROTJ and advertise one title up until opening night and then reveal a different title when it opens
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link
Star Wars: Big Ship Go Boom Boom
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link
More thoughts later but a second viewing really does make the film even better watching, and I very much enjoyed it out of the gate. A couple of moments remain drawn out but the pace works very well and I really did enjoy multiple creative moments in both editing and cinematography in particular.Hamill’s performance remains strong but I was taken at how well Ridley and Driver did, especially in the telepathy scenes where the other wasn’t there.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link
honestly they could have just cut out everything that Finn was involved in and you'd have a better, shorter movie
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link
That would mean losing Rose, and no.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link
she was good but could I live with out that character to ditch cat horses, Del Toro, and slot machine leprechaun?
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link
better to just trim down the screen time for the horses, del toro, and the slot machine gags. but i've made my case on that one.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link
xpost Faith and begorra. Or is that Force and begorra?
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link
also I just remembered Mr. Leftovers as a weird Hunger Games villain with that brooch lol, man that whole thing was goofy
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link
Liked the character and actor, but I wish so much of the Rose stuff were not so contrived. Nonsensical bombing raid set up so that her sister gets sacrificed to give her motivation, spontaneous crush on non-entity (and demonstrated coward!) Finn to give her a romantic motivation, culminating in ... a potential suicide run to prevent someone else's suicide run?
Anyway, mentioned earlier but lots of suicides or attempted suicides in this movie!
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link
well, they wanted to make sure it was as difficult as possible for poe to discern when it's a good thing to selflessly throw yourself into the fray for the greater good, and when it's just a needless waste motivated by ego.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:23 (six years ago) link
We’re binging The IT Crowd today and I realized all technical criticisms of how Star Wars works are basically the same as complaining that the IT Crowd building would have at least had smoke detectors.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:23 (six years ago) link
Yeah my stepmom helpfully incorrectly spoilered the movie for me by saying "the main character dies" and that b/w the divided reception ("A CONTROVERSIAL NEW DIRECTION IN STAR WARS FILMA") really had me thinking Rey was gonna die
Like 10 minutes in it occurred to me this was such an ensemble that "the main character" from her POV could be *anyone* which really raised the stakes for me in every fight/battle sequence (woah , and I really bought that Finn was gonna bite it in that run
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link
Rose as a character is fine but she feels like a plucky Disney sidekick grafted onto a Star Wars film. Also the off-ness of calling a character Rose in the SW universe really grates - other protags have otherly names like Rey, Kylo, Poe, Maz ... even Finn gets away with being a Verizon of his serial number. And then ... Rose.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Sunday, 31 December 2017 23:16 (six years ago) link
ack, version, there isn’t even a company of that name in my country you stupid autocorrect
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Sunday, 31 December 2017 23:17 (six years ago) link
Han, Luke, Leia
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 December 2017 23:51 (six years ago) link
Ben, Owen, Bubba, Ray, Rex, Cody, Django
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 December 2017 23:54 (six years ago) link
elan sleazebaganno
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 31 December 2017 23:56 (six years ago) link
did we get a last name? she could be rose sleazebaganno.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 January 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link
well now she’ll be rose sleazebaganno to me until proven otherwise
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 January 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link
it’s Tico
― El Tomboto, Monday, 1 January 2018 00:05 (six years ago) link
oh right
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 January 2018 00:06 (six years ago) link
tombot with the block
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 January 2018 00:06 (six years ago) link
she was rose sleazebaganno for less then 30 seconds ffs
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 January 2018 00:07 (six years ago) link
tom lolzblockanno
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 January 2018 00:07 (six years ago) link
Han? Leia? Not everyday names to me. Dunno who Bubba is. Django is Jango but I’ll take it. But Rose just sounds like lazy DGAF writing.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Monday, 1 January 2018 00:20 (six years ago) link
“Leia” seems like a variation of “Leah” which is a perfectly ordinary name.
― The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Monday, 1 January 2018 00:21 (six years ago) link
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...."
some of their names may sound like some of ours but it's just coincidence
― mark s, Monday, 1 January 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link
Like...really? Obi-Wan goes by Ben in ANH, there's Luke, Luke's uncle is named Owen, all kindsa common names in the uni
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 January 2018 00:47 (six years ago) link
Yoda’s last name? Ho, obviously http://www.tshirtbordello.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/600x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/i/d/idaho-udaho-lg.gif
― El Tomboto, Monday, 1 January 2018 00:47 (six years ago) link
Lucas got the names for the main trio of heroes while at a bar overhearing a dude defending his gf: "look if you lay a hand on her..."
Better than asking his 4 yr old or whoever for prequel names.
― omar little, Monday, 1 January 2018 01:15 (six years ago) link
prequel names do include a Ric, another Ben, and an Evan iirc but yeah overall it's a syllable dartboard disaster over there
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 January 2018 01:34 (six years ago) link
More real people should be named after verbs. Wedge, Bail, Mace.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 1 January 2018 01:43 (six years ago) link
porkins
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 January 2018 07:01 (six years ago) link
Biggs
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 January 2018 07:19 (six years ago) link
god dammit I'm sure I remember making some kind of actual point about "plucky sidekick Rose" back there
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Monday, 1 January 2018 07:55 (six years ago) link
I can't find where I posted the original Darth Icky story :(
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 1 January 2018 14:44 (six years ago) link
Star Wars 7 shit talk
― mark s, Monday, 1 January 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link
also detailed here
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2015/04/04/fall-of-the-empire-how-inner-turmoil-brought-down-a-legendary-studio.aspx
― Number None, Monday, 1 January 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link
But then a phantom menace struck. George Lucas would periodically check in on the status of the games his company was making, lending creative input and advice. The developer I talked to sighs, and agitatedly says, “In one viewing of Fracture, [Lucas] said it looked really good, but he didn’t like [Mason Briggs’] name. We’re like, ‘What do you mean, George?’ He responded to the effect of, ‘It doesn’t really fit. When he jumps on stuff, he moves pretty fast. I like B.J. Dart.’
dying
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Monday, 1 January 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link
TS: BJ Dart vs. Jet Brody
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 1 January 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link
Meantime, more on roast Porgs and how to get green milk (that creature wasn't CGI, it turns out)
http://collider.com/the-last-jedi-neal-scanlan-interview/#porgs-caretakers-fathiers-vulptex-crystal-foxes
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 January 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link
might go see this again today, expecting to have a contented, enjoyable DC-like second viewing experience
― k3vin k., Monday, 1 January 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link
better than cgi recreation of carrie fisher in a film not yet made how abt cgi removal of ewan macgregor from three films that have been
― mark s, Monday, 1 January 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link
Movie would have been way better if Rose had been played by Awkwafina. Or if she'd played any part, really.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 1 January 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link
i remember the shiver of naive optimism i felt when told that macgregor was to play obi-wan. 'wow, nothing is sacred - and that's a good thing!' is what i thought, or something along those lines. everything was yet to play for. it could have all turned out so differently.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 January 2018 21:29 (six years ago) link
there is no film he isn't the worst thing in
(i am watching attack of the clones for the first time to test this thesis)
― mark s, Monday, 1 January 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link
You may find your thesis tested.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 January 2018 21:37 (six years ago) link
"Rose" as a name bothered me a little too. It's not that it's ordinary sounding, it's that it's specifically earthly. Though millennium "falcon" has always had some inexplicable pass on the same issue, so I guess I'll get over it.
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Monday, 1 January 2018 21:37 (six years ago) link
they can cgi out c3po while they're at it
― mark s, Monday, 1 January 2018 21:52 (six years ago) link
Falcon, an earthy word, highly unlike the never once used or heard millennium.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 January 2018 22:05 (six years ago) link
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 January 2018 23:27 (six years ago) link
they should cgi out every character and just have a bunch of sets, it'll be like garfield minus garfield
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 1 January 2018 23:31 (six years ago) link
that would actually be pretty easy since at least in 2 and 3 everybody was cgi'ed into the environments in the first place. would be kind of amazing. with the swipes swapped for dissolves it'd look like you were watching someone playing Myst.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 00:11 (six years ago) link
one BILLLLLLLLLLLLLION dollars
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 03:22 (six years ago) link
Anyway, I liked both of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX8-6whswEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFfMN6lPnlA
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 04:42 (six years ago) link
they are both probably better than the film
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:08 (six years ago) link
finally saw this, and didn't hate it. Still deciding if I liked it... I had some gripes, as far as too many obvious references to lines or actions in the original trilogy, and too many out-of-nowhere rescues or close calls, but I also thought that the tone of it, and "feel", were pretty good. It felt very much a "Star wars story", if not yet something that totally connects it to the originals for me. But I could see that happening if IX is good. I kind of wish Rian Johnson was doing that too, because it seemed like he got the SW style better than JJ Abrams.
― Dominique, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link
In the ext installment, Bea Arthur returns as CGI only , reprising her role as cantina master, but reveling she is the chosen one
If this shit is canon then so is the wookie special dammit!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXKySxPFCI
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link
sick burn
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link
The studious are throwing so much money at stupid ideas with untested directors it's insane.
I think the motivativation for this is deliberate. The only other film class I took was one on the Bond series, and the TA made the point that the Broccolis kept changing directors and picking ones without much of a directoral style(Guy Hamilton was the closest to a Bond auteur) to maintain the series as producer-driven, not director.
Similarly, the producers & the studio grab indie directors with maybe one or two breakout films to their credit and saddle them with a massive blockbuster franchise as to retain all the power. You put a person not used to dealing with a $250m budget and endless studio notes and producer fuckery and maybe they can’t call the shots as much. Hell, this sort of happened on Return of the Jedi, didn’t it, since Scorcese & Lynch passed up the directing chair.
Sometimes you get directors who can handle the weight with aplomb(James Gunn, Taika Waititi), and plenty times not(Trevorrow, the dude from Chronicle). The untested choices are a feature, not a bug.
I think it’s a different scale from what happened with 70-80s directors as the industry has changed. Lucas/Spielberg/DePalma/Carpenter/Raimi/Cameron/Bigelow had the more traditional ramp-up.
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 21:50 (six years ago) link
I think the examples of The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi are instructive - both directors brought on by Lucas so he could concentrate on running the effects sequences which were naturally going to be a huge portion of the movie. So basically there to do the "actor stuff." One has a much stronger visual sensibility and a knack for working with actors and that film, apart from having a much better script and more interesting story, is regarded as a classic; its actory scenes are all among its most iconic shots. The other has taken a lot of hits over the years and with a couple exceptions the actory scenes are at best serviceable-looking.
Feel like something similar might be apparent in the contemporary blockbuster world, where most of what you see onscreen is the work of those pages and pages of computer-effects people in the end credits, and the movies sort of stand or fall on whether what's in between the effects shots is at all memorable or just kind of flat and lifeless to look at.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 21:55 (six years ago) link
It's honestly baffling to me to see Facebook threads from friends-of-friends who like TFA, but HATE this movie. I definitely prefer TLJ (felt more alive, more surprising choices, etc) but they weren't wildly dissimilar experiences. Can't decide if they're basic, or if I am.
― change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link
i'm increasingly worried that audiences who grew up imprinted by the prequels are going to start demanding kylo slaughter the force-sensitive cleaning crew kids while soliloquizing about sand because to them, that's what star wars is really about.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 22:20 (six years ago) link
"That's what Star Wars is all about, Charlie Brown."
*cue Vince Guaraldi arrangement of the main theme*
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link
xxpost They're basic.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link
I get why you'd try and find the next Gunn / Watiti debut, but once you're down to hiring the director of A Royal Affair there's too many wannabe franchises and not enough directors suited for them. And not enough other possibilities for a director who should be out there making tasteful mid budget pap. He used to be quite good at that.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 22:43 (six years ago) link
Basic as hell
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 22:48 (six years ago) link
As far as not being wildly dissimilar experiences, the gripes I don't get:
*People who liked TFA and hated TLJ for "how it ruined Luke's character". Like, his self-imposed exile was part of The Force Awakens. It's pretty obvious he didn't leave to gain secret mega-Jedi knowledge so he could fly back and kick ass later. The only bait and switch with this movie is we were meant to think he'd eventually train Rey and rejoin the fight, and he technically does both, just not in the way that we expected.
*People who say "the force doesn't work like that" as if there's ever been a manual that consistently explains what it can be used for. for all we know Jedis use the force to take quicker shits too.
*People who focused excessively on plot holes but loved the OG trilogy. I rewatched the original trilogy this weekend and while the impact of these films haven't dimmed in the least, I did find myself wondering a) why nobody ever seems to be required to use a keycard on Imperial bases, thus meaning all it takes to get into any access point is beating a soldier up and stealing his uniform, b) why it's so easy to dupe Imperial guards by merely hiding in the ship and beating them up when they walk by, c) why Vader goes through the rigmarole of freezing Han purely "to test the cryofreeze process" so they can freeze Luke for his visit to the Emperor, when he really doesn't seem to have any intention of freezing Luke since he is simultaneously trying to kill him or convert him to overthrow the emperor with him, and d) why Vader's team merely deactivated the hyperdrive rather than just making the ship outright inoperable or rigging it w/ a bomb or something. why? cos who cares, that's why!
People who disliked TFA and disliked this one, at least that's internally consistent.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:49 (six years ago) link
The one thing I expected to maybe happen was based on Rey looking down into the water below the island and seeing the submerged X-wing, then later mentioning Luke having abandoned the force. Thought he'd get it together and raise his X-wing out of the water via the force and fly to battle. In ESB Yoda raised it up, so it might have been a nice way to call back to that scene.
Instead he did yoga on a rock. That's ok though bc I'm sure that fighter was waterlogged and fully non-operational.
― omar little, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:16 (six years ago) link
My co-worker got the impression that Luke was dead / projecting himself during *the entire movie* and not just during the Kylo Ren showdown. Did others get this impression?
― calstars, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:19 (six years ago) link
Only the porgs are alive. Everyone else is dead.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:20 (six years ago) link
in that Luke was sitting somewhere else and projecting himself to Rey during the whole island stuff? No.
― omar little, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:21 (six years ago) link
Amazing that a hologram picked up a real staff to parry with as well as grabbing and throwing Rey's, speared a huge fish, milked a...thing,
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:27 (six years ago) link
focusing on plot holes in SW, at least any of the ones that have to do with the inconsistent use of technology, is like I said, wondering why they don’t have a smoke detector in the stress test episode of The IT Crowd
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:27 (six years ago) link
can't wait for RPGs to add "force milk" to the roster of abilities.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:29 (six years ago) link
There was a MAD Magazine gag that showed Vader using his Force abilities to fondle someone's ass
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:33 (six years ago) link
Lightspeeding into another ship seems like something they would do all the time, though (with unmanned ships).
― DJI, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:49 (six years ago) link
hyperspace jumps can't melt mandalorian steel beams
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:52 (six years ago) link
hyperspace tracking seems like something they would do all the timeforce ghosts throwing thunderbolts seems like something they would do all the timeshooting up the hangar bay before the fighters can launch seems like something they would do all the time
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:57 (six years ago) link
xpost that'd be pretty expensive building a bunch of Raddus-sized ships for the sheer purpose of destroying them as opposed to finding less expensive ways to inflict destruction
I mean this ain't WWII
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:58 (six years ago) link
the shooting up the hangar bay was dope
I thought it was pretty sexist tbf
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:01 (six years ago) link
The only other film class I took was one on the Bond series, and the TA made the point that the Broccolis kept changing directors and picking ones without much of a directoral style(Guy Hamilton was the closest to a Bond auteur) to maintain the series as producer-driven, not director.
damn i don't really agree with this ta at all. i mean maybe that was the broccolis' objective but 1. there are a lot of bond films directed by terence young (prob most responsible for how bond movies *feel*), lewis gilbert, and john glen, which gives me the sense that they tended to revolve between a few reliable directors including hamilton 2. hamilton's movies aren't even the most visually distinctive bond movies!
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:01 (six years ago) link
sorry if i have turned yet another thread into a bond discussion
xp all the women fighter pilots who have to work twice as hard to get anywhere show up on time and get killed, fuckin' Poe is 15 minutes late as usual because he's a rock god or whatever so he just gets tossed down the hall by the shockwave
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:02 (six years ago) link
― omar little, Tuesday, January 2, 2018 7:16 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark
yeah i think the submerged x-wing shot was a red herring included precisely to keep people believing that luke had shown up to krait until the plot twist
― 龜, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:26 (six years ago) link
good callback to Dagobah, framing Luke’s exile, too
― mh, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 02:42 (six years ago) link
yeah, Rey's reaction is subtle when she sees that but reads as the moment she realizes he's dead serious about not coming back and getting him back requiring more than armtwisting
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 03:06 (six years ago) link
If I were a regular stormtrooper I'd be demanding the better armor that Captain Phantasm or whatever wears.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 03:50 (six years ago) link
It doesn't provide extra protection, just looks fancier.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 04:00 (six years ago) link
Phasma is the LTG Buckner of Star Warshttps://books.google.com/books?id=Eq9GhCY5c2oC&pg=PT34&lpg=PT34&dq=shiny+stars+were+likely+to+provoke&source=bl&ots=PyiGMAabSb&sig=FJ8yNgDdtIAABJ7JVXJm2PDgkxE&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjNv9HU9brYAhUkT98KHfnpALkQ6AEIJTAA#v=onepage&q=shiny%20stars%20were%20likely%20to%20provoke&f=false
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 04:11 (six years ago) link
Not true -- Rose Tico's blaster shots bounce off Phasma's armor.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 04:19 (six years ago) link
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Laser_Reflective_Armor
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 04:23 (six years ago) link
Can Luke even park that thing on land ever, omg.
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 04:31 (six years ago) link
why didnt jedi's just always make bomb s float up behind their enemies and detonate - seems easy and non risky
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link
Thought he'd get it together and raise his X-wing out of the water via the force and fly to battle.
i think the submerged x-wing shot was a red herring included precisely to keep people believing that luke had shown up to krait until the plot twist
i didn't even connect the x-wing to his arrival on krait and obvs He Wasn't Really There Anyway but man was i disappointed we didn't get a raising-it-outta-the-water shot
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 16:33 (six years ago) link
ideally he'd have promised the lizard nuns "hey, if you help me raise this ship out and fix 'er up, I'll come back and rebuild your tower and stuff" knowing full well he was gonna buy the farm
― Simon H., Wednesday, 3 January 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link
let face it its good to see peopel with huge powers - aht whats good about superheros - I want to see more Luke kicking ass - like he becomes 50 ft tall and battles the imperials ape walkers with huge swings of the saber that send them to the moon of endork
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link
That was in Lucas’ original draft iirc
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link
listen ok you may think rey is a mary sue but it takes a special kind of crazy to to doll up and fed ex yourself to the goth boy you met on space omegle— [to the tune of star wars] (@See_Em_Play) January 5, 2018
― Simon H., Friday, 5 January 2018 09:01 (six years ago) link
I've seen it twice now in the cinema and the things that bothered me on first viewing (which were mainly tonal things in jokes, like Poe holding for Hux, or Luke tossing the lightsaber away) evaporated on second viewing.
I didn't get expectations from things like the shot of Luke's x-wing underwater, either; to me that just said he was done, washed-up, retired. The casino excursion didn't feel pointless either, far from it; while narratively it may have been a failed mission, it added some real depth to the world (rich arms dealers, indentured underclass kids, permeability between 'good' and 'bad'. Also I liked the horsecats.
I think it's probably a slightly better film than TFA, and feels like it will stand up better to repeat viewings better (a little like Empire). What it wasn't, was a fairground ride of a movie with whooping moments of joy and reveal and audience satisfaction - nothing like the Falcon unveiling, or the first whoosh of a lightsaber, or the Falcon flight through a ruined stardestroyer, or the ANH-aping shot of a speeder crossing a desert in silhouette to a giant red sun.
More of R2D2 and C3PO would have been good; the original trilogy IS about them, after all. Hopefully E9 will start with them walking through a desert on their own...
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 5 January 2018 09:58 (six years ago) link
And of course, failed missions were massively narratively important to this film.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 5 January 2018 09:59 (six years ago) link
More of R2D2 and C3PO would have been good; the original trilogy IS about them, after all.
I wish they'd kept them as being the bumbling centre of the films, BB8 is is a great&cute looking thing but is basically just a poorer & more prequely cousin of r2d2 with worse noises (r2d2's noises ofc one of the greatest things in star wars - which makes me think there was a lack of incredible sound design in this; SW has had mb the most iconic sound effects in cinema from tie fighters to vader breathing to chewbacca to the lightsaber hum - even the prequels had the pod racing and those glorious space bombs)
the way they killed off snoke was a very satisfying use of a deeply corny & thin character and I agree that andy serkis should be pushed into the pit. the luke plotline was also surprisingly satisfying & convincing and skellig michael ended up being a great choice. adam driver remains the best thing in this by a distance and I'm more invested in what happens to kylo ren than I am in any of the other characters, which makes me apprehensive about ep9 as idk what they can do that will have the weight of a face-off with leia. as a kid the redemption of vader in ROTJ was a huge moment that elevated & defined the whole story for me. it would have always been a struggle to top that but something with leia had the potential. if he is just defeated&killed it will feel anticlimactic to me. mb rey could somehow sacrifice herself to turn him? or mb bb8 will take control of the new death star and blow him up from afar
― ogmor, Friday, 5 January 2018 12:09 (six years ago) link
just think of bb-8’s noises as all extracted from lost aphex twin songs and it works a lot better
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 5 January 2018 12:16 (six years ago) link
Oh god the takes the hotness of the takes if rey sacrificed herself to turn a manchild into an adult oh Jesus the takes my eyes
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 5 January 2018 12:22 (six years ago) link
mb the two of them will hook up, decide to pack the lightsabers away, and get into highbrow culture together
― ogmor, Friday, 5 January 2018 12:37 (six years ago) link
enjoy the dichotomy between Vader, hugely conflicted between devoted apprentice and father, throws the Emperor down the hole at great risk versus Kylo Ren, who never elevates Snoke above "great teacher," outwitting our Emperor surrogate via the insane level of hubris Snoke rides around on
and the lack of a turn, Ren just going "well, I'm supreme leader now" recreating Vader's offer to Luke and actually doing it
― mh, Friday, 5 January 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link
BB8 is is a great&cute looking thing but is basically just a poorer & more prequely cousin of r2d2 with worse noises
I shall meet you on the field at dawn, sirrah.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 5 January 2018 15:57 (six years ago) link
This is the first SW entry since the OT to feel like an actual movie, to me, rather than fan service. The Rashomon reference is particularly illustrative; yes, the original film was inspired as much by Ford and Kurosawa as by Buck Rogers, but the series has become far more insulated since then (in large part thanks to Lucas himself). Johnson has actually seen other movies, while Abrams has only seen Star Wars, and the film feels richer (if still overlong and occasionally jokey) as a result. No wonder the fanboys hate it.
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Friday, 5 January 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link
i kind of agree w that
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 January 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link
This definitely feels like the first SW movie since the first one to have some consciousness of film history, from Wings to Rashomon to The Lady from Shanghai and more.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 5 January 2018 17:05 (six years ago) link
ya some piece posted upthread made the point that the original was received as a pastiche of influences that it has, in time, generally surpassed in cultural influence--we saw "star wars" in TFA rather than (say) buck rogers
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 5 January 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link
these sequels feel like jAWS 2 to Jaws
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 5 January 2018 20:39 (six years ago) link
The prequels drew on their own influences, though. Mostly sword and sandals stuff.
― Frederik B, Friday, 5 January 2018 22:51 (six years ago) link
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, January 5, 2018 3:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well that's certainly a thing you just said
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 January 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link
please let LG be at LG levels
― mh, Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:27 (six years ago) link
As for what happens in the final film, I'm convinced Hux offs Kylo.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 January 2018 05:33 (six years ago) link
The actor who played Hux was easily the worst performance in the movie. I was surprised to learn afterwards that he's a big deal for some reason.
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Saturday, 6 January 2018 06:09 (six years ago) link
Hux is an anomaly. Top ranking officers of the bad guy affiliation tend to last between 30-80 minutes in this universe. He’s going to have more to do in the next one than being a punchline - or not. Flip a coin.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 January 2018 06:19 (six years ago) link
Domnhall Gleeson is a solid actor, he's doing the hammy shtick cos that's the role he fills in the universe.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 January 2018 06:29 (six years ago) link
nothing like that in his other movies at all
He is a god amongst actors fuiud
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 January 2018 09:27 (six years ago) link
It would a braver man than me that sat down to watch a random selection of movies he’d been in though, and that’s not even counting Peter Rabbit.
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 6 January 2018 09:44 (six years ago) link
We can forgive him as one of the Weasleys in Harry Potter - as I understand it, he just didn’t get the form posted in time that ginger actors needed to fill out to avoid it.
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 6 January 2018 09:58 (six years ago) link
The only fanservice that made me roll my eyes was that tiny like 17 frame shot of a tubby ginger pilot getting blown up almost right away, so pointless.
― MaresNest, Saturday, 6 January 2018 12:24 (six years ago) link
Gleeson was good in Ex Machina playing someone he thinks is the protagonist but isn't, and isn't aware of that until too late. Not that anyone in the movie is genre-savvy, but that he continually misunderstands his role in the proceedings.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Saturday, 6 January 2018 15:15 (six years ago) link
reading Bloodline now....p interesting so far!
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 January 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 January 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link
yeah domnhall’s v v good
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 January 2018 18:13 (six years ago) link
just gonna brag for a second that i went out for a beer w LG and a pre-fame domnhall one time, in new york, after a play he'd been in. it was an "irish" pub in hell's kitchen iirc, deathly quiet, bad beer. nice guy! i think he came with us to watch the nets play another night but i can't remember now.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 6 January 2018 18:28 (six years ago) link
cool story bro
so it's true, the Irish really do all know each other
― gbx, Saturday, 6 January 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link
Wonder what Daniel Day Lewis as Hux would have been like.
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 6 January 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link
i saw this film this weekend, it was pretty good
― Arnold Schoenberg Steals (rushomancy), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 13:54 (six years ago) link
I implore Disney to put your blurb on the front of the Blu-ray case.
― the smartest persin in the room (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link
"dece" - rushomancy, ILX
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 14:36 (six years ago) link
I thought this was a great movie, but also a super bummer what with almost the entire known resistance being killed. I think that may have been a bigger unconscious factor in the backlash than disappointment in Luke's characterization or the antics of reactionary trolls. Not even the ending of ESB felt this bleak; the last scene with the orphan kid as a result just rings so false, this attempt to put a feel-good cap at the end of 2+ hours of desperation. IDK, maybe that's just me.
― zchyrs, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link
i think the movie came off unexpectedly bleaker than intended due to carrie fisher's death.
― Arnold Schoenberg Steals (rushomancy), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link
― the smartest persin in the room (Old Lunch)
they can if they want, but only if they don't fuck around with what i wrote by capitalizing it
― Arnold Schoenberg Steals (rushomancy), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:17 (six years ago) link
Nominated for 4 Oscars including score. Did John Williams do anything original with it?
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link
The score was the least interesting thing about it! Just rehashes of the typical Star Wars motifs, some other generic bits, and we only hear the best/most distinctive new music from TFA (Rey's theme), like, once.
― zchyrs, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:50 (six years ago) link
he wove the classic Star Wars themes we all know and love into new pieces that evoke the gentle majesty of space
― mh, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link
I do give them credit, one of the best parts of the score was woven into the trailers, which isn't something we get very often these days
I kind of wish the Rogue One trailer music, which was SW classic homage music, made it to a release
― mh, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link
Music from the hearts of space? xp
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:53 (six years ago) link
i hate john williams and hope his ears and fingers fall off
― mark s, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:54 (six years ago) link
well, he's 85, so you never know
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:55 (six years ago) link
I discovered while searching a minute ago that apparently he did music for The Post as well. 2018 must be his resurgence
― mh, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:55 (six years ago) link
It's his 51st Oscar nomination. (Seriously.) He gets one with every airkiss.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:57 (six years ago) link
The New Yorker made a nice case for Williams' score in this article about leifmotifs--basically, mh otm
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/a-field-guide-to-the-musical-leitmotifs-of-star-wars
― hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:26 (six years ago) link
I was hoping for my long-awaited Cantina Band pt. 2 with the Canto Bight music. Not there yet, but it's growing on me
― mh, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_ZqvkLupgk
― Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link
I'm by no means a MST3K devotee but reading the title of that clip brought back memories
― mh, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link
I did love hearing the music from the original movie's TIE fighter/Millennium Falcon dogfight scene used again when Chewie and Rey are dogfighting over Crait. That's one of my favorite cues from any of the movies, along with "The Asteroid Chase" from ESB.
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link
This guy likes it too:
https://youtu.be/EH5oRJKTWuc?t=5
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link
There’s a whole thread of these, ymmv
Rely & Kylo Ren fighting the Praetorian Guards to "Africa" by Toto pic.twitter.com/bTnC8aiWew— you’re not alone in everything✨ Saw TLJ x4 (@rachlikesbands) January 23, 2018
― Crazy Display Name Haver (kingfish), Friday, 26 January 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link
I'm ready to see a Last Jedi morning matinee now, and it's barely playing anywhere in NYC. Two months later! Attention-deficit culture.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 February 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link
two months is awhile for a movie to stay in cinemas morbius c'mon!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link
Star Wars was in theaters for a yearhttp://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=weekly&id=starwars4.htm
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link
Oh sorry I misread the chart. 8 months in 1977.
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link
lmao that was before VCRswhich don’t even exist any more
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link
force awakens was in theaters for six months
― hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link
It's NOT! Flop movies last a week, blockbuster juggernauts last 5. Ludicrous. xxxxp
Yep, I saw Jaws in my local sinny 10 months after it opened. Runs of more than a year for hits were commonplace.
Yes, rogermexico, when things were geared toward adults with multiple priorities in a week.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:31 (six years ago) link
i note that last jedi does in fact appear to still be in nyc cinemas, if i'm reading your post correctly...
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:32 (six years ago) link
like seeing BP for the second time in 3 days
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:32 (six years ago) link
ugh xpost
VCRs and Blockbuster existed when Jurassic Park was in theaters for 10 months in its first run.http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=weekly&id=jurassicpark.htmI blame capitalism for this rather than consumer taste. Release-weekend-driven marketing etc.
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:32 (six years ago) link
p sure Jurassic Park was released under capitalism
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link
Well yes
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link
not pre-noon for $8, tracer. I mean, i've seen Adam Driver's tits before.
I get it tho, fast food goes through faster than ever.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link
before we conclude it's just that today's audiences have shorter attention spans, i think we'd have to dig into the structure of the agreements between exhibitors, distributors and studios (who makes money when?), the sheer number of films competing for the same blockbuster niche (how many screenings was TLJ getting before Black Panther came out? how many other action-effects spectacles were trying to dethrone Jaws or even JP?) and the particular economics of urban cinemas (i note tlj survives in some of the multi-multi-screen affairs which are rarer in NYC - and at the 24-screen regal i grew up near in suburban ATL). (also i'm not sure it's even properly begun it's "second run" as it were -did it play at cobble hill for example? would not surprise me if after a dry-looking weekend or two it limps along for another month or two on smaller screens.)obviously i prefer the model of long, slow runs and word-of-mouth building a hit but the way things are structured now everything has to be a huge hit week one since the studio makes less of the money later in the run, so the studios have every incentive to massively hype something and then start massively hyping something else as soon as they think the audience is ready to hear about it. maybe that reflects poorly on the audience's attention span in some collective sense but individually i'm not sure. anyway the theaters obviously are going to swap out screenings as soon as they can even if the film is still selling tickets - better to have a sold-out room than one that's 2/3rds full.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:59 (six years ago) link
well said, Dr C
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 February 2018 16:29 (six years ago) link
When I was a kid, my mom's test for the quality of a movie was the length of the window between its theatrical and VHS releases. Not very scientific, I suppose, but it had a certain logic: blockbusters stayed in theatres for months, while indie/foreign hits opened slowly across theatres, motivated by word-of-mouth. Meanwhile, teen sex comedies, horror flicks, B-grade action movies and the like, spent little time in theatres because the business model was for them to turn a quick profit in a short theatrical run before going on to make whatever they could in video stores.
Alternately, my mom was probably just trying to get out of taking me to see bad movies.
― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Saturday, 17 February 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link
yeah the incredibly short turnover to streaming now also has to play a huuuuge part in this. chicken and egg maybe. rogue one, a big big hit movie, came out in december and was on *netflix* in july. not even digital rental, just part of your ten bucks a month subscription (tho i'm sure they paid a pretty penny for it). crazy.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 February 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link
Yeah, we are a long way from E.T. taking like 8 years to come out on VHS (which I remember being a huge deal at the time).
― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Saturday, 17 February 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link
It also got some theatrical rereleases in that time, right? Like that was back when that kind of thing was a big part of the exhibition game.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link
I remember every Disney animated movie rerelease practically being hyped as the last time you'd ever be able to see it.
― omar little, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link
It was sort of true in that they staggered the releases very smartly - it was certainly the last time that particular wave of kids would see Bambi *as* kids.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:15 (six years ago) link
the perfect balance of timing releases to make the maximum impact on a young audience, while also milking self-imposed limits in order to really sell every damn copy so you don't have to pay for warehouse space
― mh, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link
Yeah, E.T. was treated like the Disney films, in that there were numerous theatrical re-releases in the years before it finally made it to video. The only difference was that, while the Disney films would get re-released every decade or so (I think?), E.T. was put back into theatres every 3 years or thereabouts (I would have first seen it around '87 or '88).
― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link
VHS I think amplified this further: last chance to own! Well, our kid's not the right age now but when they ARE we better have Peter Pan ready!
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
i have a feeling that having a Marvel smash in the atypical month of February isn't helping
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link
Pretty sure it's coming out on Blu-ray next month (which seems to be the norm for most films these days)
― groovypanda, Monday, 19 February 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link
I have not seen the movie yet and have stayed away from this thread since the day it came out. I wanted to see it, but ultimately I'm just completely worn out on Marvel and Star Wars. I just checked the listings, thinking I'd maybe go and check it out today, but it's gone around here so I guess I'll just wait for video. Whoops.
I know nothing about it. I have seen no spoilers and read no reviews. Was there an ilx hivemind consensus on it?
― hi, we're the accountin' goats (how's life), Monday, 19 February 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link
You should probably watch this movie if you like things that are good and awesome.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 February 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 February 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link
people's post-viewing thoughts start here: Star Wars 8 shit talk
― El Tomboto, Monday, 19 February 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link
Yeah, then you'll have something to compare them to.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 04:28 (six years ago) link
o zing
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 04:32 (six years ago) link
I thank you.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 05:57 (six years ago) link
Be the first to bring #TheLastJedi home. On Blu-ray and 4K Ultra HD March 27. https://t.co/8J9vlokqLQ pic.twitter.com/fnL1TGLI6o— Star Wars (@starwars) February 20, 2018
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:25 (six years ago) link
further to above, I also remember when movies got re-released, years after the fact. Remember seeing Star Wars in the (non discount) theater in the mid-80s
― Dominique, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link
That's because the only alternative was viewing it at home off a shitty VHS on a 20" TV so there was still demand for it.
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link
don't forget the Endlessly Revised Lucas Editions
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 19:22 (six years ago) link
if only we could
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link
No one I’ve read yet seems to have spotted the (MILD TECHNICAL SPOILER) shot that very cleverly references the tracking shot from the party scene in WINGS yet. Thought it was cute.― piscesx, Friday, December 15, 2017 2:07 AM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― piscesx, Friday, December 15, 2017 2:07 AM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Steal from the best! https://t.co/YcNjoF7qYb— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) February 22, 2018
― nate woolls, Friday, 23 February 2018 15:47 (six years ago) link
ha excellent.
― piscesx, Friday, 23 February 2018 16:05 (six years ago) link
I remember reading about that hommage in December...
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 February 2018 16:12 (six years ago) link
Possibly in a post by piscesx?
― Moodles, Friday, 23 February 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link
I still feel I must boycott this film
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:11 (six years ago) link
maybe! xp
maybe here too
http://screencrush.com/star-wars-the-last-jedi-wings-comparison/
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link
It's ... ummm ... "out there". Just finished rewatching. All Luke stuff still feels the best to me and so much that's tiresome and sillier with a new viewing ( The Finn/Rose stuff) and practically no tension whatsoever until Luke faces down the bad guys. And it looks really artificial - but in an interesting non-Prequel way - compared to TFA or Rogue One.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 11 March 2018 03:05 (six years ago) link
The Last Jedi’s out today in the states for digital download, blu in two weeks. Of all the special features, my favorite one is kinda hidden, so wanted to call it out. If you buy the movie anywhere online (or the blu) you have access to a music only version of TLJ.— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) March 13, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:11 (six years ago) link
interesting!!
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:02 (six years ago) link
and that music? neneh cherry’s ‘buffalo stance’ on a loop
― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:10 (six years ago) link
Did not really like the film, but i did like learning this:
"You can see Laura Dern say 'pew' when she fires the gun, which she could never not do every time she shot it." — Rian Johnson, Star Wars: The Last Jedi Commentary pic.twitter.com/Wkr803BQte— gabrielle (@daisyridleee) March 13, 2018
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:50 (six years ago) link
i heard they are releasing cut scenes. are there any of our hero Poe getting more people killed? or maybe Rose tasering some other people? this is how we are introduced to a new lead character, a narc forcing people to fight in this war.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:51 (six years ago) link
Spicy!
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:52 (six years ago) link
I just watched this, and I'm sure this has already been observed but:
Poe is Bernie SandersHoldo is Hillary ClintonKylo Ren is TrumpSnoke is Jeb Bush
and featuring Benecio Del Toro as James Comey
― it me, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link
wow
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link
That young hotshot flyboy Bernie Sanders
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 22:06 (six years ago) link
Kylo Ren is def Alt Right tho
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link
https://image.ibb.co/hsRixx/Screen_Shot_2018_03_14_at_3_18_48_PM.png
https://preview.ibb.co/jxRixx/young_bernie.jpg
tell me I'm wrong
― it me, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link
!
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link
you are wrong
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 March 2018 02:20 (six years ago) link
Yeah that doesn’t even make any sense, there was no blaze of glory on November 9, Jeb! has less to do with the real world than Snoke does, and Poe is an asshole.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 15 March 2018 02:37 (six years ago) link
I reject this take in its entirety
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 15 March 2018 05:11 (six years ago) link
No no no you are wrong bcz Poe is rugged and handsome and beautiful and young Bernie Sanders looks like...young Bernie Sanders. The only thing remotely hot about that guy is his mug of herbal tea (not pictured).
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 March 2018 05:50 (six years ago) link
veg ilu but yung bern can get it ok
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link
he’s all yours, Hoos
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 March 2018 16:09 (six years ago) link
me, thinking about my enemies pic.twitter.com/lKTrD8wnUh— rstevens 🐳💨 (@rstevens) March 19, 2018
― mh, Monday, 19 March 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link
my ilx account is caretaker memes only now
― mh, Monday, 19 March 2018 15:14 (six years ago) link
https://image.ibb.co/hsRixx/Screen_Shot_2018_03_14_at_3_18_48_PM.pnghttps://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/a/a2/Airplane_robert_hays_ted_striker_sweating_profusely.png/revision/latest?cb=20161220005718&path-prefix=protagonist
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 March 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:03 (six years ago) link
Bernie vs. the Republican Death Star
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link
An unexpected inspiration:
Heinrichs was the production designer for numerous films before The Last Jedi, including the Coen brothers’ Fargo. When designing the visual look of the battle on Crait, he drew inspiration for the blasts of deep red from a darkly comic moment from the 1998 film. “[The battle of Crait] is obviously a very graphic depiction of a violent battle that happens, the red on white and the rooster tail. I was actually thinking of telling Rian that I was inspired by the end of the movie Fargo which I had actually done, the wood chipper scene.”
https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thelastjedi-fargo.gif
(Via https://nerdist.com/star-wars-the-last-jedi-cinematic-references-guide-akira-kurosawa-jurassic-park-twin-peaks/)
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 March 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link
I'm about as old testament as you can get to this (original '77 cut only = no sequels please), but this was easily my favorite out of any of the sequels. Sometime after the Abramsification I said that Rey & Chewie should have just bailed for another galaxy far, farther away and I'll happily settle for burning it all down. It looked great projected on the side of my wall, but I'll def catch it when it's in the Cineramadome. So much of the look and feel reminded me of the original Ralph McQuarrie paintings.
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 6 April 2018 20:53 (six years ago) link
There is double tension of having every scene an impossibly hard life or death situation and having many syke! moments sprayed throughout that the whole experience felt very dissatisfying. It's a shame because I did enjoy the general direction and bigger ideas Johnson tried to implement but boy oh boy was there ever a need for a film to be a story and not a collection of deus ex machinas.
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 14 April 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link
Director/Actress Victoria Mahoney will be second unit director on Episode IX. First WOC to handle the camera on a Star Wars film.
Happy to share this historic news. A black woman directing stories in a galaxy far, far away. First unit director #JJAbrams. Second unit director @VictoriaMahoney. #StarWarsE9 #StarWars pic.twitter.com/s689jv9I4u— Ava DuVernay (@ava) April 17, 2018
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 15:09 (six years ago) link
Cool. Should we start a Star Wars 9 anticipation thread?
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link
star wars 9 grim resignation thread or gtfo
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link
Somebody start something.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link
I like that title tbh
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 17:15 (six years ago) link
lol, me too.
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link
ha, Victoria Mahoney was the Putumayo proprietor in Seinfeld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4CaeujELo4
― jmm, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link
here you go star wars 9 grim resignation thread
― greedo shot first (mh), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
This was so turgid, there was no tension (aside from 'is this where Leia dies? no? okay. that lasts twenty seconds), bad CGI, stilted dialogue, bad jokes. Rogue One and TLJ forgot that they're supposed to be fun adventure movies.
― louise ck (milo z), Sunday, 13 May 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link
https://slate.com/culture/2018/06/star-wars-fans-campaign-to-remake-the-last-jedi-explained.html
Who’s behind the remake effort?An individual or a group that’s channeling the imagination-capturing heroism of Luke, Leia, Han, Rey, and Finn by … staying anonymous.What do they want?Another version of The Last Jedi—one that, according to the campaign’s Twitter account, isn’t “juvenile,” “unconscionable,” or “blasphemy.” The remaker(s) don’t have a storyline or even a protagonist in mind—they’re just certain that their fantasy version will be better than the movie that already exists. Per their plan, the remakers “will be consulting with Star Wars fans directly throughout the writing of the remake … to make a version of TLJ that is as close to universally accepted as possible.” They do acknowledge the impossibility of pleasing everyone, so they might have to prepare for a potential Remake the Remake of The Last Jedi campaign, and the Remake the Remake of the Remake of The Last Jedi campaign, and so on. Because that’s how fandom works!
What do they want?
Another version of The Last Jedi—one that, according to the campaign’s Twitter account, isn’t “juvenile,” “unconscionable,” or “blasphemy.” The remaker(s) don’t have a storyline or even a protagonist in mind—they’re just certain that their fantasy version will be better than the movie that already exists. Per their plan, the remakers “will be consulting with Star Wars fans directly throughout the writing of the remake … to make a version of TLJ that is as close to universally accepted as possible.” They do acknowledge the impossibility of pleasing everyone, so they might have to prepare for a potential Remake the Remake of The Last Jedi campaign, and the Remake the Remake of the Remake of The Last Jedi campaign, and so on. Because that’s how fandom works!
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 23 June 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link
rewatching this on netflix. imo this movie is cool
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link
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― mh, Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:55 (five years ago) link
but really though man, that red room fight
― Doctor Casϵϵno (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:09 (five years ago) link
It was something.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 August 2018 04:40 (five years ago) link
So is this movie three acts or five? I’m actually interested in the structure because there are so many moving parts and almost all the ones that have soured, for me, come in the “beginning,” but I have a hard time figuring out when the beginning ends, scriptwise.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 25 August 2018 06:08 (five years ago) link
Particularly to casino’s mention of the fight with the praetorian guards - is that act 2? Or act 3? It seems like it matters because if this movie is supposed to be a three-act blockbuster tentpole then they really did fuck up, but if it’s a five-act epic like I suspect are director was going for, then some of the story choices make more sense, particularly regarding how useless Rey is for most of the film.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 25 August 2018 06:21 (five years ago) link
Lately newer Star Wars have been disturbing to watch for me. Something about how they always take a handful of seconds to show an overly gung-ho group of good guy soldiers all chiming in with a "let's do this!" and a smirk, then a mere few seconds later they're each getting blown up so effortlessly... They're literally burning to death in horrifying space explosions because they've thrown themselves into yet another space fight that almost guarantees death. There's just such a big discrepancy between their willingness to jump into old rusty fighters and die for their cause in what they probably know is a pretty inconsequential battle VS. the amount of technology in the universe that implies driverless (or robot driven) fighters could do the same job. It gets to me. Now here's a ragtag cast of colorful-ALL DEAD! Gone! Sorry! Now charred corpses floating through endless space forever.
― Evan, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 05:17 (five years ago) link
it’s called Star Wars not Star Cuddlepuppies
― ▫◌▫ (sic), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 06:25 (five years ago) link
it’s called Star and Wars, not Adam and Steve
― ▫◌▫ (sic), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 06:26 (five years ago) link
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― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 07:00 (five years ago) link
I'm not complaining I've just been creeped out in this specific way lately.
― Evan, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:48 (five years ago) link
That juxtaposition! Or it's just exploding in space. Or both.
― Evan, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:51 (five years ago) link
i think it's fair to expect that in a war movie (and a disney movie at that!) that death has meaning for the good characters. sometimes the new movies rise to that (and quite nicely) and sometimes they brush past incredible losses.
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 11:18 (five years ago) link
That’s where this one fell down on second viewing for me. The resistance gets reduced to platoon size over the course of about, what, 20 hours? And in the theater, when I didn’t know it was coming, I got distracted by the fun stuff; later, on a small screen, I just wanted to strangle every person in a leadership position.
― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:08 (five years ago) link
I mean at least in this one it's clear people are upset about these deaths, but they oddly never seem to fully rebound on Poe, whose fault they pretty much all are, even though Johnson does seem to intend us to recognize this (via the whole Finn/Rose storyline). By rights he should have ended the film broken and wracked with guilt, going off to do penance or something.
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:25 (five years ago) link
The Poe/Leia/Finn/Rose storylines are a mess. I only really enjoy the Rey/Luke/Kylo parts, and even that gets pretty shakey the more they intersect with the rest of team towards the end of the film.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:40 (five years ago) link
it says a lot that boyega, tran and lazy-cosplay laura dern keep that storyline watchable.
― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link
they could kill literally everyone in the resistance except rey/finn/poe and have poe be like "when it rains it pours huh buddy" and it still wouldn't be as bathetic as "starkiller base"
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link
The redlettermedia video complains it's too much like a madcap comedy but isn't the real problem that it's not madcap comedy enough?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link
I forget where I posted my thoughts after my first attempt at a second viewing but I totally agreed with you
― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link
okay I said dark comedy but y'know
star wars 9 grim resignation thread
― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 23:45 (five years ago) link
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Can the Force be used for haircuts?
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link
Once you start down that dark path, forever it will dominate your grooming regime
― Number None, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link
Lightsaber manscaping, hmm
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link
don't make me post the jar jar lollipop again
― Receive Your Simulated Fluids Before The End of The Year! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link
Stop trying to implicate us in your sexual fetishes.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link
implicating ilx in my sexual fetishes IS my sexual fetish
― Receive Your Simulated Fluids Before The End of The Year! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link
It's just a slow slide into full-bore degradation once you've become inured to the pleasures of Jar Jar's sugary tongue.
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link