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happy birthday to ILX's one and only john d!!!

l4st pl4n3 t0 j4k4rt4 fuXoRz!!&^*!#&(@&$

for this i will sing you a song but i ph34r my song will suXoR in comparison to the unstoppable m0unt4in g04tZoR

― geeta (geeta), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

agh m0d3r4t0r can you change the "l"'s to "1"s? i suXoR

― geeta (geeta), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Let's play two! Two rounds of "Happy Birthday J0hn D4rn1ell3."

― felicity (felicity), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birfdee JD (ooh we share initials, how exciting)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

HB JD!! yay!!

(geeta we are not a human spellcheck service)

― this deSuXoRization unit is gone on strike (mark s), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

we strive not to be human at all!!

― earthling-alike (mark s), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:25 (twenty-three years ago)

well clearly that is something that is urgent and key then great insect being s! you should enlist me in the operations! i am the best human spellcheck service ever (when i am not being a haXoR p0s3uR)

― geeta (geeta), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi! We're the Mountain Goats! And we'd just like to wish John Darnielle a happy birthday!

John: yeah! Have a great day!

(do you see?)

― the Mountain Goats! (jel), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birfday you silly goat

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Hurrah for Mr. Darnielle! Worracoolgent. :-) Happy happy and more!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

HI WE'RE THE MEMBERS OF GORGUTS AND WE'D LIKE TO WISH JOHN DARNIELLE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

BLAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHRUGHUGHUGHGHRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNZZZFGFHHRRRRRRRNNNNNNEEEAAASRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHERENNNVBKLAAAARRRRRRRGGHNNEBBEBNJHEJEJHHEHEHEHEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHNBEBBRARBWHAAASDDDFDWE!!!!!!!

(wibbles, passes out)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:58 (twenty-three years ago)

HONOUR THE J0HN!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday, John. Hope we'll meet sometime soon.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:16 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Hapday Birthpy!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday John!

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I've avoided this topic on the board but J0#n, yr quickly becoming my favorite songwriter. Happy birthday!

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday J0hn

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday, John! Keep up the good work on all fronts.

― nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy boithday dammit. (I admit to only hearing two Mt. Goats songs and one of them was a Steely Dan cover but I still think it's safe to say that Y00 R0XRZX0R@@@@Z)

(also thank you for inspiring us all towards l33tsp33k gr8btn3zz)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 17 March 2003 00:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday John!

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 17 March 2003 00:10 (twenty-three years ago)

oh my God you guys RULE SO HARD

+|-|@|\|k u @11 s0 |\/|uc|-|

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 17 March 2003 00:35 (twenty-three years ago)

+0 0ur f@v0r1+3 &0@+:

H1pp0 b1rd13 +w0 3w35
H1pp0 b1rd13 +w0 3w35
H1pp0 b1rd13 d33r j0hn
H1pp0 b1rd13 +w0 3w35

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 17 March 2003 00:50 (twenty-three years ago)

May the next year bring you many a wailing Trey Azagthoth solo. Happy birthday.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 17 March 2003 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy B-day, J0hn!

― Mandee, Monday, 17 March 2003 01:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday J0hn!

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Monday, 17 March 2003 01:42 (twenty-three years ago)

he is wrong about the tampa bay lightning

but right about everything else

happy b-day john!

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 02:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Have a slap-happy birthday! I hope you're back home celebrating (or at least will be soon)...

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 17 March 2003 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

also gotta give you props for being the person who most agrees w/me on the absolute mindblowing greatness of 1if+3r pu113r. long may you neigh!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 17 March 2003 02:46 (twenty-three years ago)

What everyone else said X a google. Hope you get neat swag & a li'l slice of happiness (a la mode, of course).

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 17 March 2003 04:04 (twenty-three years ago)

lftr pllr are A1 quality great.

And J0hn, I once made out with a girl who was a dead ringer for Blossom in her backyard in Grinnell. Just wanted you to know.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

― g.cannon (gcannon), Monday, 17 March 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday, John!

― Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 17 March 2003 06:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday John! When you next come to Chicago I'll buy you a drink and bring a copy of Nashville Skyline for your edification.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 17 March 2003 06:39 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday john!!!

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 17 March 2003 06:41 (twenty-three years ago)

John i'd like to give you a good fapping sometime!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 17 March 2003 07:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes! D@rn!3113 FAP! When are you next coming to NYC, J0#n?

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 17 March 2003 07:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday John!! You're the best. Mr. Diamond = Rob S. Think getting stopped in Brooklyn w/ Alastair G. Hootie and the Blowfish and shit. You're the best, even if you are a stinking Cubs fan. All the best to you my friend.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 17 March 2003 07:34 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday JD!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 17 March 2003 10:11 (twenty-three years ago)

happy b-day !

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 17 March 2003 12:24 (twenty-three years ago)

HBJD!

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 17 March 2003 12:25 (twenty-three years ago)

party on dude!

― dave q, Monday, 17 March 2003 12:36 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www2.airnet.ne.jp/y_suzuki/collection/animals/yappy/yappy_00.jpg
Yappy Birthday!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 17 March 2003 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.thegallerydotcom.com/artists/raven/goat.jpg

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh no, I've caused a seismic thread shift. Help.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

billy that's one highly combatative goat

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday, John!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to help.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

happy b'day mr. mountain goat!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

yo jd pump this party

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

The world shines
As you cross the Macon county line
Happy Birthdaaaaaay.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 17 March 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Ronan I am proceeding to pump this party something proper: the playlist:

first track on Chemical Brothers "Come With Me" album
Digital Underground "Packet Man" (worth a packet remix)
Hecker, "Stoka Acid Zlook"

that third one is a major party foul and is why I am not allowed to throw parties

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 17 March 2003 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday!!!

― lyra (lyra), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 02:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm definitely late to this party, but I may make up for that by sending you some more presents, John...a melange of sugar and other ingredients in a very pleasing combination. A Fusion, if you will.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

And to think that yesterday was the day I finally listened to Tallahassee! How fortuitous! (It's brilliant, but apparently you all know that.)

― B.Rad (Brad), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

...chocolate from Sean...ummmlgghahgahghhh....urge to mail Tato Skins to Canada: increasing

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 03:17 (twenty-three years ago)

At some point, not today, I will have to be restrained from "singing" Source Decay. Despite this being clearly his fault, I'd like to wish John Darnielle a happy birthday.

TS: second person vs third person birthday wishes.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

eleven months pass...

bump!

HBJD!!!

(look forward to seein yr very fine brand of singer songwritery free jazz shronkery in a couple of weeks)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday John.

I saw your picture in a music magazine, you look like you should be from Liverpool.

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday, birthday buddy! May you receive all the tofu your heart desires!

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday, john.

I will come and see you, in glasgow, if I ever begin remembering to buy tickets for anything.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Say hello to Ivo for me, J0hn! I knew him when he was knee high to a billy goat.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday! Come to Dublin after yr tour!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday, Mister D4rni3ll3, I trust it's all good.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday! hopefully i will be at the ica gig.

― toby (tsg20), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

happy buffday dude!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday slut, sorry i missed you in philly; there's always next time since you might as well be the dead.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday John.

I saw you on MTV over xmas when they were playing the "islamo terrorist or indie rocker?" game.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.floridacocker.com/cards/Birthday.jpg

(i just found that and it seems appropriate)

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

a card 4 u john:

http://transfers.momsbreak.com/Birthday/T-happy-birthday.jpg
http://www.wall.org/~larry/onion/mountain.gif
http://novatt.com/images/sj03_ll05.JPG

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birfday!

it's snowing!

http://www.mumm.ac.be/~serge/www-pug/pictures/birthdy2.jpg

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I even skipped school for you, John! Well, that and me being sick, of course.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

hey John
God bless another year (but not jesus, he and you dont get along to well, more like the universal source that inspires everything.)

― anthony, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah for the John D! A crackerjack person, that's you. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

CRACKERJACK!!!!!!!!

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

but what's the prize inside?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

only one way to find out, you devil, you

Thanks everybody! As noted on the "insomnia" thread I greeted the day with a l'il Linder so it's already all great! You Londoners and Glaswegians and Parisians and inhabitants of several places near-ish to those: see you soon!

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday john. you are nice. sorry I didn't move to durham so we could be friends. sorry for not making your show at catacombs.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday dude!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday! time for a few hundred more spins of "Full Force Galesburg"!

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

happy b-day john! i second what farrell said

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday John! Anytime one of my indie friends makes me feel awkward about posting here all the time I say "hey, the MOUNTAIN GOATS dude does too!" Thanks to you posting on a message board makes me feel like a big shot (plus your a nice, awesome guy)!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday John, you're a solid citizen, and a wise man at that.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

today the part of ronan will be played by ward cleaver.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/spock.jpg
Live long and prosper!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, who let the water boy escape from the royal stables again?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

hooray for j0hn!!!

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY j0hn!!! we loves ya!! and look, xgau just gave you an A!

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

love to you, j0hn.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Have a very happy birthday, J0hn!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

h1p h1p H00r@y 4 J0hn d4rni3ll3! 0n H1S M@g1c@l b1rth1ng d@y!!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

J0hn darn13ll3 is my bob dylan!

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

feliz cumpleanos!

(next time i hope your big D. show doesn't get cancelled)

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

And I'm listening to more Stockholm Monsters today so I'll have to wish him a happy birthday again because he loves them so! Woo!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday, dude!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

happappy birthday jOhn!

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

luv ya john! have a good 'un.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Have the best one yet!

― dave q, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday!

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Hicksome Bartsome, Jojo!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

j0hn is the most humane and sensible and articulate ilxor this side of nab1sco!

he also makes good music

happy birthday

― !!!! (amateurist), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday! Seattle awaits you!

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"Any time one of my indie friends makes me feel awkward about posting here all the time I say "hey, the MOUNTAIN GOATS dude does too!" "

I said the same thing just last night!

#/\ppy |31Rt#d/\y!!

Hope you get everything on here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html/002-9702785-3413620?id=Q30CIOQBMYAX

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

the sun came out this morning i was wide awake
and i made way down to the kitchen and i cut myself
a piece of my birthday cake
raspberry filling in the middle
and i thought about you a little
and there was a time when you wanted me so bad
it was eating you up inside
this time has gone away

i pour myself a tall glass of milk
it was deep and cold
and i checked my driver's license i was 28 years old
and there was a time when you wanted me so bad
it was eating you up inside
this time has gone away

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Bit depressing, gygax! It's the mans birthday thread, you know. Haw.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

who said birthdays are not a time for reflection?

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hoppy boit'day!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

enjoy this year more than any other......it will be your last.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, now that's mean.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday, holmes

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday J0hN!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Blount you are the BOMB

everybody else onthread is also the bomb but Blount's bombness redoubles itself with each cold, refreshing Old Style I open

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.katrin-und-frank.de/images/tampabaylightning1993.jpg

― happy birthday john d. goat! (Mark P), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― youn, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday, J0hn!

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday

― Emma williams (Emma williams), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY J0HN (next time you come into town, drop me an email)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday! I like your music! Sorry I told you who you should vote for!

― Sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

when you sing "that's not my name anymore," your voice sounds like Patrick, who made me that tape.

― youn, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Hoppy boitday, J0hn D! I should inform you that in the issue of Rolling Stone that I recently got all squealy over because they reviewed the Queer Eye soundtrack and made the connection between THAT "Fab Five" and my Boys from Birmingham "Fab Five" AND gave my Boys major props, ANOTHER highlight of me in that review section was checking out that FAB picture and good review of T*e M*u*t*i* G*a*s in that same vicinity! Hoo-rah!

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Hostage to the Devil: The Possession and Exorcism of Five Contemporary Americans by Malachi Martin

Please, God, let this be 'research' for the next album.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

milo otm!

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

hell yeah

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

good review of T*e M*u*t*i* G*a*s in that same vicinity! Hoo-rah!

TE MUTI GAS!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

TE MUTI GAS!

*blinks*

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

That's my favorite Jean Gabin film!

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thegully.com/essays/realitybytes/img_realbytes/grinch.jpg

This is the birthday Grinch.

Whenever you see this sign, you must stop celebrating birthdays.

When the Grinch appears, quickly and calmly leave the place where you have been celebrating.

Use escape hatches as indicated by Grinch staff.

Leave all valuables and baggage behind.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday, John!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy (belated) birthday, Mr D4rn13ll3!

― cis (cis), Thursday, 18 March 2004 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

TE MUTI GAS!

Tis an amalgram (sort of) for John D's band, The Mountain Goats, Dee.

Happy belated, Mr. D! (raising a glass) Here's to actually getting to see you in action one day!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 18 March 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

No need for lewdness, now.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 March 2004 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, if you'd been born a day later, your parents may have named you Pat. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But it would have changed everything. I need another beer now. Happy birthday.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Thursday, 18 March 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, I think they would have named him P@t.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 18 March 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

or P4t.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 18 March 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...

They say he's out there, somewhere.

In fact, they say he's over on ILM. So this might work. Happy birthday J0hn! And play Dublin again.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw him! I think.

happy birthday, j.darnielle.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

What Andrew said. But with Glasgow in there as well.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

hbjd!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah!

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

also...J0hn, don't go! Come back!

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

dear john,

you're too old for me, but happy birthday anyway!

your pal,
r. kelly

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00007L1JM.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― lychee mello (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard that if you see j.darnielle pop up on a thread ("TOASTY!") and you press down & start at the same time you get to actually fight him.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy mutual birthday, birthday dude!

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday!!!

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday J0hn!

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wrestlingmuseum.com/images/models/elsanto2.jpg

Dear John,

Have a great birthday.

Your pal, El Santo

― El Santo (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOOD

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

He's a good feller he is. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard that if you see j.darnielle pop up on a thread ("TOASTY!") and you press down & start at the same time you get to actually fight him.
-- cozen (skiplevel...), March 16th, 2005.

If you beat him with a flawless victory, you get to play as him.

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday, J0hn. Good luck with your latest endeavors!

― youn, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope he is writing a novel?.

― the readerizer, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy B-day to http://www.folkmanis.com/imagefilesA/MiniMountainGoat.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday John boy!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday j0hn!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

you are loved

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i have stolen parts of your new album from this internet. where are all the solos? I heard there would be lots and lots of solos this time. happy birthday!

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

you guys effin rule, thanks everybody

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

aw crap, too late to say happy birthday, I fear the bird has flowne

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Rah and happy! On this day!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday j0hn!!!

― geeta, Thursday, 17 March 2005 07:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday JohnD :) You are surely missed.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 17 March 2005 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope he is writing a novel?

But that could be published in a book and read all over the world, out of context! I don't think he'd want that. Stick to the internet, much safer.

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 17 March 2005 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

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