UK General Election 2005

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Has there ever been a less exciting prospect in British politics -- does *anyone* care who wins? In 1987, you can imagine large numbers of people being energised for Thatcher, ditto in 1997 for Blair. But what is there for anyone in this election? Are there any Labour voters out there to relate their enthusiasm?

Miles Finch, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

landslide for BNP.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

landslide ON BNP

not many people i'd rather have not running the country than Blair but Michael Howard is definitely one of them. it's a shame as there was an opportunity for this election to be much more dramatic and important, but no-one emerged to really take it to Blair at the time when it really could've made a difference. as it turns out Labour will win comfortably without even having to do anything - the Brown/Blair conflict seems no worse than other internal conflicts of the past that came to nothing. the apparent comfort the warmongering governments experience this decade betrays the dissatisfaction felt by many but can't muster worthy opposition.

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The interesting thing will be to see how large the swing to the Tories is. Despite all this 'Howard in crisis' stuff in the papers I predict it will be bigger than anticipated.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

a timely reminder of what the "alternative" is like:

prince harry and his "mates"
mark thatcher and his "mates"
the ferry family
john mccririck
aitken/archer/hamilton
THE DAILY MAIL

i now understand belloc's concept of "clinging on to nurse for fear of something worse."

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

But yeah, complete foregone conclusion who wins, assuming the entire Cabinet aren't outed as paedophiles in the next few months.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

do the royal family get to vote? (this is a genuine question)

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i was assuming that Lib Dem were going to mop up the Labour dropout votes rather than Tories this time round.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

no they're constitutionally not allowed to vote

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Quite; have a glance at the Tory spending cuts and see the poverty of vision that animates it; getting rid of the agriculturaL wages boards, such is their friendliness to the hearty rural yeoman. twats.

New Labour have been appalling in so many ways, but the Tories will be so much much worse. As Blair camps on the centre-right (that's just Blair - the majority of the Labour Party and much of the government's policies and decisions are still of the centre-ish left) the tories have gone further right. A Tory government would be so ruinous.

As for the LDs, at some point they're going to have to face the yawning chasm in them as a party between economic and social liberalism. Whilst they've been a rump, it's been easier to bury that difference foor the greater good of unity as a third (comrades, we must not fight against ourselves but struggle against the real enemy - the other two parties). As they get bigger, that gets harder - look at their voting record on free votes, which shows them a split bloc with nothing like the ideological coherence of the other two parties.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

well, that's the alternative as per the rhetoric, MC, but i don't see any of these things being made reality: wearing nazi uniforms to be compulsory? coups in african countries to be funded by the exchequer? the daily mail to outsell the independent (oh, hang on)? fox hunting to remain legal? actually, it's this i object to most as a reason to vote labour: they will outlaw hunting. wow, like OH MY GOD that is so amazing!!!! if only attlee and cripps had had such VISION...

lib dems would mop up labour votes if they devised what have been called 'policies' and took unambiguous 'positions'.

Miles Finch, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

instead of the lib dems' completely ambiguous approach to wavering voters, i.e. vote for us in winchester, say, and we'll be more tory than the tories/vote for us in streatham and we'll be the real socialists.

personally i wish that both labour and tories could go back to the parties they're supposed to be, i.e. tony benn on one side, norman tebbit on the other, and at least you know where either stands.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

there was an amazing newsnight interview with some deeply unpleasant sneering tory wonk last night. everyone ganged up on him, a pollster, an economist, paxo and martha kearney. it was all: so *whose taxes* will be cut? and the tory couldn't tell us. i'm a former employee of a strategic health authority *and* a former user of the jobcentreplus network, and while i'll never vote tory i must say neither institution has impressed me as to its efficacy or fairness.

Miles Finch, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:05 (twenty-one years ago)

what do you think of letwin's proposal to take the lowest-paid employees out of the income tax system altogether?

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

presumably there's a catch.

Miles Finch, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Excuse my ignorance but is it too late to register to vote in this election? I think I was registered at my previous address but I just moved in November. Do I just have to phone the council or something?

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost)

the overall proposed £4bn worth of tax cuts would appear to be the catch. and as sometime nhs employees, we both know how well the nhs has done out of a deregulated free market economy.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

yep of course people care who wins cos the tories are in it. however contemptible and nauseating the prospect of another blair government, how many millions of times worse would be a return to the 80s/early 90s of matrons bicycling through the mist, institutionalised homophobia and racism and yet more matrons bicycling through the mist.

marcello is right to remind us of mark thatcher and harry

debden, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I've decided I want the Tories win, the New Labour project must be stopped at any cost

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

harry and mark thatcher are going to remain no matter who we vote :(

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

much of the government's policies and decisions are still of the centre-ish left

This is simply not true

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

the early 90s were bad but i don't see that homophobia and racism are any less institutionalised now. i mean it's labour who are mad keen on faith schools, right? (evolution is one ideology among many, i think blair has said.)

Miles Finch, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

miles, maybe you don't remember clause 28?

debden, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

make all religion illegal! you have my immediate vote!

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes it is.

It's about tone, not Tone. It's little things. Would the Tories be so keen on reliving African debt? Would they fuck. Would they be into the minimum wage? The HRA? Freedom of Information? I could go on, but part of the tragedy of New labour is that it's so fucking shy about the good things it has actually done, and so loud about Tories-manque.

As for wanting the Tories, be careful for what you wish for. Good luck under those cunts.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

The only future for left-of-centre politics in the UK is for Blair and New Labour to fail. They have to lose the next election. Desperate times call for desperate measures etc.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave, that's exactly the problem: it's about 'little things'. It's not about wanting the Tories at all, but if tone really is all that spearates them you have a crazy system in play.

Miles Finch, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

people like pinter voted for thatcher in '79 because they wanted callaghan's labour to fail. they had to lose the next election. desperate times called for desperate measures, etc.

the result was 18 years of tory hell.

so no thanks.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not Harold Pinter. This isn't 1979. Blair is not a Labour Prime Minister. New Labour is not the Labour Party.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i sympathise with dadaismus's radical stance. i certainly wouldn't be sharing it if i was old, sick, poor, or living or dependent on state help in any way though.

debden, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

or if i was part of a visible minority

debden, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't support right wing parties, why should I support the Labour Party?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

1. do the british public want a left(ish) alternative to project blair?

2. why is it unfashionable to be right wing in britain, the way it isnt in america (is that young rightwingers here are always complaining about something, whereas there, it is the young left that is perceived as being hand-wringy and complainy)

3. its 20+ years since foot et al, at what point will the shadow of the miners strike no longer rest upon uk politics?

4. if the lib dems have not, by now, been able to displace a tory party backed into a corner by an ever rightleaning labour govt, will they ever?

5. if tories do close the gap on labour, is it more likely the message the govt will 'hear' is, "we are not tory enough?", not, "we have become too tory?"

charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

1. do the british public want a left(ish) alternative to project blair?

Probably not, I'm emigrating to Atlantis

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I love it when socialists talk about wanting the Tories to win in protest at Labour being too right-wing. Do you really think that if Labour loses the next election its going to magically lurch to the left again? Of course not, if the GBP turfs out Blair in favour of Howard its because it wants something MORE right wing not less and the party will respond to that.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

(that was an xpost with Gareth)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Also its useless having a semantic argument about who is and isn't "left of centre" until someone has defined what that centre is.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

5. if tories do close the gap on labour, is it more likely the message the govt will 'hear' is, "we are not tory enough?", not, "we have become too tory?"

I think most of the Labour Party will opt for the latter because how can you actually be more Tory than they are just now? However I imagine the main New Labour fanatics will opt for the former.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

atlantis is ruled by an ancient shame-culture that encourages slavery. also, oliver stone keeps visiting with a notebook and an eyeglass

debden, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

But where does Brown fit into this? I feel ok about another Labour term cos we're virtually guaranteed him as PM pretty soon and it seems clear(ish) that he'll take the project a bit lefter. The only thing he's cocked up as Chancellor is the borrowing which I don't think is a total mess, although I don't know much about it really.

If we think Labour's bad, remember the Tories have no policies beyond firing civil servants and dismantling the pubic spending agenda and trying to make every hospital in the country a foundation trust whether their finances can cope or not. Everything else is just reactionary: immigration, law and order, countryside alliance-centred stuff.

I don't know enough about the LibDems, which is my own fault.

beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

(gareth xpost)

1. no.
2. the pendulum swings. remember cnd, greenham, etc. in the '80s? anyway i'm sure prince harry will help make fascism hip in britain again before long
3. the shadow of the 1926 general strike still rests upon uk politics, so i suspect you've a long time to wait until that happens
4. no because most protesting voters "go home" to their own party when it's general election time
5. the former. you want to base your demographic appeal on daily mail readers then you'll hear what's convenient for you as a political party to hear

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

with new labour are the british public finally able to achieve their aims of being able to vote for rightwing policies, without having to admit they voted tory? (or, perhaps, you consider something similar happened with wilson?)

charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I love it when socialists talk about wanting the Tories to win in protest at Labour being too right-wing. Do you really think that if Labour loses the next election its going to magically lurch to the left again? Of course not

I wouldn't be so sure about that

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

1) i think the public doesn't want the war, does want a 'better' health service and doesn't believe that pfi/privatization is the way to achieve it.
2) 'fashion' is minor in demographic terms. among the highly educated ilx massive being right-wing is teh uncool, but in general... people read metro, the sunday times, the mail, the standard...
3) in the south, the miners' strike is already a footnote.
4) no, because they don't have any coherent ideology
5) depends on internal power struggles (i hope). brown would hopefully be less right-wing. milburn is a crazy fuck who doesn't fit into these categories easily. he's kind of the worst kind of bureaucracy meets the worst kind of free-market dogma.

Miles Finch, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I did actually just manage to write pubic spending there didn't I

beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

3. its 20+ years since foot et al, at what point will the shadow of the miners strike no longer rest upon uk politics?

In what way is resting on UK politics now exactly?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

For fuck's sake, the only way the Lib Dems will become a major political power is IF YOU ACTUALLY GO AND VOTE FOR THEM. That included you, Dadaismus, unless you really do approve of the tory model.

VOTE LIBERAL DEMOCRAT PLEASE

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

the point is the americanisation of british politics where the left has been erased from the debate altogether and the only debates are between the right and the extreme right.

most people in britain want the restoration of the death penalty, lynching of paediatricians, compulsory repatriation of all immigrants (preferably from the top of the white cliffs of dover) and zero income tax, which latter policy has proved so successful in the lebanon.

so political parties have to work against their electorate's worst judgement.

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

In what way is resting on UK politics now exactly?

charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not about being a 'major political power', mark, it's about *not being totally incoherent*. they actually advocate the tory model in many respects for fuck's sake. i don't think they've even been 100% anti-war.

Miles Finch, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

eh, that missed part of my post!

In what way is resting on UK politics now exactly?

the emergence of new labout is surely a direct result of the demise of the trade unions, and the destruction of the miners?

charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

The Labour Party would *never* vote for Milburn ahead of Brown. It just wouldn't happen, for the reason you mention above. The only way I can see him getting in is through the abolition of One Member One Vote. I can't see the the pragmatic side of the party opting for him either - Milburn is less voter-friendly than Brown *especially* once the public gets tired of Blair. So its die-hard ideological Blairites and no one else.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

the miners' strike was an obvious in-your-face moment. but the decline of industry, and therefore of the unions went back further. efffectively it was wilson who chose to back thr city against industry in the mid-sixties. but you could go back further. or forward... but the point is cultural, i guess, that image of labour, which mandelson, blair and brown saw would not sell to the right-to-buy south. and tactically they were right, i guess.

Miles Finch, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't approve of the Tory model, that's why I'm not voting Labour anymore. The ideal scenario is for the Tories to scrape in by a ba' hair, fuck things up for a couple of years and then fall as a result of some sort of crisis by which time the Labour Party will have regained some of its senses - and no, it doesn't have to be the party of Michael Foot and Aneurin Bevan and blah blah blah it just needs to be a party that doesn't physically nauseate me whenever I read about it. Marcello's last post is spot on right by the way

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

spot on right? Well it beats OTM I 'spose

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

How would a hung parliament change things? (Serious question, I'm not sure how it would work, and how it would affect the policies of the major parties).

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

You end up with a big mush where nothing much (or mush) happens

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

no change there then

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

If you live in Scotland you can still vote for the SSP or the SNP and try to bring some proper socialism back into Scottish politics at least, where the country does lean more to the left... as opposed to the south of England where New Labour/ Tory attitudes seem to prevail. Rather depressingly.

Political Pete, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't kid yourself, Scotland's going rightwards too

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

but Dadaismus can you really envisage Howard as PM?

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

surely it's the UKIP that will make the most significant gain in this election? i figure the gaps between the main three will remain much as they did at the last election but expect UKIP to be snapping at the Lib Dems heels with their goal obviosuyl being to capitalise on Tory weakness

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Absolutely. Why not? (xpost)

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

You'd think that Blair agreeing to a referendum on the European Constitution and the Euro would have neutralised the whole thing as an election issue, wouldn't you? Apparently not.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Stevem -- depends very much on UKIP's bookers, really. ie can they book a big name like Kilroy? I think he's fallen out with their moneybags, so they'll need John McCririck or someone.

Blair may have agreed to those referendums, but he kind of promised them in 2001, and it's obvious where his sympathies lie, so UKIP is a kind of 'hate vote'.

Miles Finch, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Will Kilroy-Silk launch "Veritas" in time for the election?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Why not?
he was born in Wales! (joke)
on a more superficial level i envisage huge image problems, worse than those experienced by Major and Hague

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

If you check out the votes for SSP and SNP combined (and Green as well) then you’ll likely find Scotland still swings a lot further left than our Southern neighbours would like. Good.

PoliticalPete, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

it struck me that UKIP votes were more a sign of dissatisfaction with the Tories as much as dissatisfaction with Labour which would be a given

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Booking John McCririck for anything is electoral suicide surely?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ, the asttitude that it's good for the left is reminiscent of old Revolutionary Workers Party types in 78 who wished for a Thatcher victory in order to show the workers capitalism in tooth and claw, which would undoubtedly lead to a revolution.

The idea that a Blair victory would lead to a left-realignment isn't on TBH. What's the well-spring for this left-realignment? The fucking anti-war movement? Do em a favour guv. The only well-spring is the Trade Unions, who remain wedded to the party, and I'll take my cue from them. Vote Labour, and work for a better Labour - anything else is a pipedream unliekly to work and very likely to utterly fuck this country royally, backwards, sideways and without any lube.

Mark - what's your take on the sciziophrenia of the Lib-dems? How can they coherently be a national party when in Rochdale, they';re the anti-Labour right opposition, wheras in Dorset, they're the anti-Tory left opposition? The solution - that we're for something as well as gaianst the rest isn't borne out by their voting record which suggests that they're equally divided over what they want as what they're against.,

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

he could always team up with Peter Snow in the studio

xpost

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

as much as dissatisfaction - ahead of dissatisfaction

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Howard's image isn't that bad - the whole Dracula/ Count of Darkness thing is a bonus in my book, I think he should play it up a bit

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

... Prince Dracula, Count of Darkness, I'm all arse-over-tit today

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Ted Hankey for PM

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

. What really pisses me off is just how passive we all are. We sit here and don’t give a shit. Harry dresses as a Nazi – well yee ha, that’s bad, how terrible – now pass me a beer. Thanks. You’re so fucking helpless in this shitty society. Blair fucked education, went into an illegal war, increased spending on vivisection while preaching animal welfare reasons behind the banning of fox hunting. He’s a careerist and a truly horrible man. Howard is worse, so no one wants to vote for him. Kennedy seems nice, but he’s not such a good speaker so the Lib Dems will falter. Why the hell aren’t we – at a time when we should be rallying behind a good left wing alternative – prepared to accept another four years with a horrible, horrible party?

Political pete, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the well-spring for this left-realignment? The fucking anti-war movement? Do em a favour guv. The only well-spring is the Trade Unions, who remain wedded to the party, and I'll take my cue from them. Vote Labour, and work for a better Labour - anything else is a pipedream unliekly to work and very likely to utterly fuck this country royally, backwards, sideways and without any lube.

i don't know where to start with this, but the open-faced workerism of the 'trade unions = the voice of the working man' line can be fairly easily discounted. has it been true since 1926 even? the mind boggles. the trade unions have about as much left-wing form as tony blair. ah, but anything else is a 'pipdream', politics is the art of the possible, and we are all now safe from WMD.

Miles Finch, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The Trade Union Movement is far from perfect but it's one of the better things about the United Kingdom in 2005. God knows there's not much else that's worth a fuck.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

calum and mark c in agreement yet again ;)

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Why the hell aren’t we – at a time when we should be rallying behind a good left wing alternative – prepared to accept another four years with a horrible, horrible party?

Because UK politics has left us exactly where it wants us: desperate, but unmotivated. The simple fact is that even thinking about New Labour and the alternatives equates to finding one's way out of a small, pitch black room, constantly banging into brick until you simply lie on the floor and give up.

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Miles - get outa the textbook and into the party. The Warwick accord was all about the Unions making Labour better. They've never been the syndicalist arms of revolution that some on the left have wished, nor have they always been the supine lap-dogs of right-wing Labourism - they certainly aren't right now.

Ultimatel;y, any genuinely socialist programme must be based on countering the exigencies of the market as felt throuigh the lived experience of working people; the unions are the vehicles for distilling that experience.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

But where does Brown fit into this? I feel ok about another Labour term cos we're virtually guaranteed him as PM pretty soon

We are?

Blair isn't going to resign voluntarily until at least December 2008. I'd bet large amounts of money that he'll only leave office before then if the party forces him to. His supporters will say that a spring 2009 resignation will give his successor an entirely reasonable year to prepare for the next election.

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't see him staying that long; my bigger fear is that he'll use a platform of a victory to do the dirty on Brown, gambling that just after the election, his halo will be brightest, and the danger of revolt or rebellion is less - no parliament sitting to organise etc.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I think he has a very firm date in mind. There's no chance that he'll give up his post voluntarily before November 27th, 2008.

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that one day more than Thatch, Caitlin?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yup.

(4227 days, if you're bothered)

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The only thing I have to add to this is "What a fucking cunt".

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

My big worry is that Brown will be removed from the chancellorship and Milburn put in his place. They'd have to give Brown the foreign office to avoid civil wear in the Labour Party, not a bad place for him to be but still a demotion especially since Brown has been one of the most powerful and independent chancellors in Parliamentary history; he's actually maintained the independence of the office as all cabinet posts should be under the british system, whilst most other secretaries of state are mere lapdogs (Blunkett and possibly John Reid aside but they are Blairites so you wouldn't notice).

I will credit the Blair government with a lot. They have got results even if they have destroyed a good deal of what was good about themselves and the public services, or at least not repaired the Thatcher damage. They have managed to rewrite the social contract again, get it closer to the post-war ideal. People in the main no longer want Tax cuts if it means the public services will suffer which means that a Tory party used to using that a a bribe to gain power for their more insidious ends has nowhere to turn.

The alternatives are much worse. The Liberals are just that thw same, essentially as they have been for nearly two hundred years. Keep people just happy enough so they keep buying.

I'm coming to the conclusion that now maybe the time to join the Labour Party. Labour needs to become the broad church of socialist opinion that is was in the early half to 2/3rds of last century. The Attlee caqbinet was one of the most diverse of all time and that came from a party that included Trade Unionists, Intellectuals, Middle class and even aristocracy with a conscience, communists etc. etc.

The Labour Party is the only chance we have so it has to be changed by people form the inside. It has to be an argument on the inside, it's such a shame that internal debate is seen as weakness rather than strength in this day an age, but at least that view killed the tories.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave is OTM pretty much throughout this thread, if Labour is to get better it has to do so from the inside, rather from the margins. Essentially, the Labour Party is too important an institution to allow Blair to destroy it.

Ask yourselves why no serious left-wing alternative, with a coherant voice, has emerged over the past seven years? The rise of UKIP shows its not impossible to launch a new party and bring it to prominence, if you have popular backing.

Where I disagree with Dave is that Blair could go after the election, basking in the glow of victory - he'll go on at least as long as Thatcher if he possibly can. (Will he have changed the political landscape as much in that time? Doubtful.) I can't see Ed's scenario occurring either - Blair knows full well that Brown's handling of the economy is Labour's #1 electoral asset and I think much of the country would rather have Brown as Chancellor than Blair as Prime Minister. Also, any demotion would look like an act of petulance and is bound to reflect badly on Blair himself in all sections of the press.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I worry, though that Blair with care more about the new labour 'Project' about blairism after the next election than about his popularity. He won't need to be popular as he will be resigning. Just like W Bush.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

But there never has been a serious left-wing alternative to the Labour party, not just in the last 7 years. The Labour party has made damn sure of that. I'm not a lunatic Trot or anything, but historically UK Labour has been to the right of comparable parties in Europe -- ie mass socialist parties. It's difficult to regard the party as 'socialist' in any sense other than its 'state socialist' phase after world war two, which was basically a continuation of the wartime economy managed under the coalition government. The great advance of 1945 in education policy was devised by the very non-socialist Liberal Beveridge.

Miles Finch, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The best thing would be for Labour to win with a massively reduced majority and Blair to resign in the summer with Brown taking over.

The Horse of Babylon (the pirate king), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

So Ed, Blair has got results? Where? On what?

Dr. C (Dr. C), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

The NHS has markedly improved. I don't care about targets so much, but every member of my family who has come into contact with the NHS over the last few years has been much better served in much better environments than during the Tory years.

I have no experience of education or crime but my gut feeling is that they would be much worse under the tories.

Yes, I abhor their illiberal, Mail inspired immigration, asylum, security and criminal justice policies.

Yes they participated in an Illigal Iraq war, but in the foriegn arena at least they have been leading the cause of third world debt relief.

I don't think Blair, personally has got results, but Labour in a limited way, has.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Tricky thing with assessing governments in terms of narrow 'is the public sector' functioning arguments is that the economy is always moving: the Tories are not wrong to say that Labour had it easy in this respect, because the mid-nineties saw the start of the boom. Given that crime is usually related -- by Labour voters -- to factors like unemployment, can Labour take all that much credit if in a period of prosperity crime 'goes down'? (Of course, violent crime has not 'gone down'.)

Miles Finch, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Trevor Phillips was on top form on the Today programme this morning, over the Tory immigration plans.

He very charmingly pointed out that the simplest way to cut immigration into the UK would be to end bilateral agreements with Australia, New Zealand and the EU as these are by far and away the biggest areas og immigration to the UK. This is fantastic as it leaves the Tories with the choice of admitting that they only wanted to keep out Black/Brown/Yellow people or closing down the most popular routes out for nice white aspirational middle class people.

Also i hope someone points out that if it weren't for immigration the UK public services would collapse. The NHS seems only to function at the moment because of vast armies of highly skilled ghanaian and Nigerian Nurses, and is cleaned by even larger armies of Africans and Eastern Europeans.

Ed (dali), Monday, 24 January 2005 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

well you could say they only want to keep out POOR African and Asian people as in it's a convenient 'what can these people contribute as opposed to just take', but of course nonsensical for as you say who will tend the sick and polish our desks? the problem then becomes are we all fine with the system as is in that less wealthy foreigners come here in order to do the jobs nobody else wants/needs to do and at what point does that constitute exploitation itself? and does it mean the countries they migrate from end up worse off because the higher-skilled people have gone elsewhere? and how much is that problem offset by other things and what is the best way forward?

Stevem On X (blueski), Monday, 24 January 2005 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

But the Tories aren't asking any of those questions, they are saying 'foreigners = bad'

Ed (dali), Monday, 24 January 2005 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Howard was delightful as ever. I particularly liked the bit where he got offended over the suggestion that his immigration policy was racist.

beanz (beanz), Monday, 24 January 2005 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

they are saying 'foreigners = bad'

so do the BNP but both parties at least provide some reasoning however ill-founded, usually the 'compromise and dilution of Britain's own culture' which incorporates Islamophobia, ghettophobia etc. They would probably also use the 'We don't want to take valuable resources i.e. trained people away from countries who need them more (though that itself is questionable gah)' argument and if they don't perhaps they ought to wrt to trying to get people to pay attention to them more?

Stevem On X (blueski), Monday, 24 January 2005 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Trying to justify their immigration policy, in particular asylum quotas, on the basis of altruism would be ridiculed.

What really upset me listening to the radio this morning was the way MH kept saying that people who paid to be smuggled into the country couldn't possibly be genuine asylum seekers. People go to extreme lengths and take incredible risks to get smuggled into the UK and often die on the way. You'd have thought that kind of desperation would demonstrate something.

I found out recently that coming into the UK legally counts against you if you want to claim asylum. Especially if you have your own passport. If you have time to pick up your possessions and buy a flight then how can you have been in danger at home?

beanz (beanz), Monday, 24 January 2005 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

but there are only so many countries where 'asylum' is valid aren't there? a lot of people come here because the UK actually has one of the more tolerant and established multi-cultural societies with the privilege of free health care obv. a big bonus. 'asylum seekers' is a rotten catch-all and applies to probably only a small fraction of those entering the UK legally or otherwise every year - it's been grossly exaggerated by the Daily Mail as we all figure.

Stevem On X (blueski), Monday, 24 January 2005 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never felt so ambiguous about an election. A narrow Blair victory followed by him stepping down in favour of Brown may be the best we can hope for. Or a Blair government dependent on LibDem support so that some element of progressive principle is maintained. I can see the faut de mieux argument in favour of Blair but I loathe him so viscerally that I can't want him to win well and could not bring myself to vote for him again. Many of the Blairites are creepier than most Tories, or indeed than Blair himself.

Specific Tory proposals on tax mean I'd be much better off financially under Howard. I've always voted Labour before, putting principle ahead of self-interest. It's going to be a lot less clear cut this time - hard to regard a vote for Bliar as a vote for principle of any sort.

frankiemachine, Monday, 24 January 2005 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Who was the racist cockfarmer, who'd won some kind of ITV talent show, on Newsnight?

Ed (dali), Monday, 24 January 2005 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it was probably solicitor and fraudster Rodney Hylton-Potts (a few more links about him here).

caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 24 January 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Sounds like the chappy, we're doomed, I'm off to buy a small sailing boat and I'm going to be a stateless bearded drifter.

Ed (dali), Monday, 24 January 2005 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

It's going to be a lot less clear cut this time - hard to regard a vote for Bliar as a vote for principle of any sort.

But converesley, hard to regard a vote for Howard as anything other than a vote for racism of the worst sort.

As for the point Ed made about Trevor Phillips - the Tories couldn't gove a fuck; he part of the liberal elite, and so his opinions don't count. The hateful effect of triangulation is the importation of US tropes; Blair decides to abandon economics and ape Clinton, Howard apes Rove and hits 'culture' buttons as tax cits don't work.

Gos, I fucking despise them all. Racist cunting evil backward fucks the lots of them. Though they're a good counterpoint to people who think Labour are just as bad. We're just not as bad as that, and it's naive to event think so, and dangerous to act so.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
i'm not sure if it was The Week or Dimbleby but it wasn't LBC's Nick Ferrari or J.D. interviewing the LibDem guy, whose name i have forgotten also, argh, someone help me out here (if they saw it yesterday lunchtime on ITV)! basically i just wanted to voice my rage at how awful the interviewer was, lame Paxman wannabe really attacking the LD MP with things like 'so you don't want to lock up heroin addicts for like? OMG!' and 'but HOW do you know this policy will work? HOW can you expect to win public support when you're clearly NOT clairvoyant!' or as good as. just absurd reactionary bluster to some very reasonable suggestions (altho i don't agree with sending joyriders go-karting unless this doesn't exclude the well-behaved but poor kids who don't get to do things like that either as that's JUST NOT FAIR - I'M NOT BITTER etc.).

they also did a quick vox pop where nine out of the ten people they talked to on the street were over 50 so obv. 'what do you think should happen to drug addicts who stole your car' is going to get 'oh they'd better kill them in prison before i get my hands on them' type responses. fuckheads.

maybe this is a subversive ploy on the producers part but it's thanks to this sort of thing that my vote has just veered even more towards the LibDem camp (pretty much there already)...

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Monday, 14 February 2005 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Was it Mark Oaten? The Lib Dems seem to use him a lot these days.

Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 14 February 2005 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
We got election.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Pope Camilla II to win

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

with her version of 'Wicked Game' pipping Dead Elvis to the top spot the same week

Sven Basted (blueski), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Postponing the Election and a Royal Wedding for the Pope - what does Ian Paisley have to say about this?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I was thinking that yesterday, he'll be apopelectic.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Never mind that, what would Henry VIII say about this?

WE ARE THE KATE!!! (kate), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

More importantly, what will Henry IX say about this (apart from sieg heil, you get chained, etc.)?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Britain is a Protestant nation, why should Britain bother with the death of a pontiff?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

is there any precedent for the archbish going to a pope's funeral? it's all very postmodern and confusing.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

There's no precedent for a member of the Royal Family attending the funeral of a pope (especially the future "Defender of the Faith")

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

big news for big news sake

Sven Basted (blueski), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't see Pope John Paul George Ringo II attending Princess Di's funeral. WHY SHOULD WE EXTEND THEM ANY FAVOURS

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Did those all those Protestant martyrs who died at the hands of bloodthirsty Papists die in vain?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha this will provoke revolution!!!!! we must summon a dutch bigwig to run tings immediately. legalize it!

it is a bit bonkers though.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

haha the "houses" at my CofE primary school were named latimer, cranmer, ridley and hooper! all burned to death so i could come second* in the undersevens plantpot race!

*(not real placing)

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

If it hadn't been for those guys we'd all be speaking, errrrrrrrrr, Latin, errrrrrrrrr

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Can anyone find me a link that tells me how I can vote postally? I'm not having any luck with my remedial internet skeelz.

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The last time we received an electoral roll registration form, it included a "would you like a postal vote?" box next to each name.

I realise, though, that this isn't the answer you were looking for.

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

a timely request there mark! i think you send it to LABOUR PARTY HQ -- VOTES ENC'D or something like that.

N_Rq, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

No surprises with the date though. The Russian Parliament announced it a month or so (when it confirmed Jack Straw wouldn't be at an event because it was the day of the election) and Prescott admitted it the other week at PMQT when he stood in for Blair.

Both of which announcements are constitutionally illegal, of course.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, last time I received a registration form I didn't know I'd be abroad when the election happened...

I'm not going to be voting Labour, Henry.

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Prescott admitted it the other week at PMQT when he stood in for Blair

Wasn't that a deliberate wind-up? He claimed so, at least.

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

The ""houses"" at my RC comprehensive middle school were called Dunstan, Becket, More and Owen. We were pretty ignorant about at least two of them. The More-Owen footy final in 1980 ended 2-2 and was decided by the longest penalty shootout in world soccer (perhaps). Both goalkeepers have since been canonised.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're voting postally the chances are you will be voting Labour whether you like it or not - if events in Birmingham are anything to go by

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Bah, my primary school just had Red, Blue, Green and Yellow (I was in Red). My secondary school didn't bother, and just had inter-form competitions instead.

I'm not going to be voting Labour, Henry.

Good thing you don't live in Bir... oh, xpost.

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

BBC have launched their Election 2005 website:

Election 2005
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/default.stm

And Obligatory blog
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/blog/default.stm

DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Obigatory Blog has a nice sound to it

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Blog 7's theme this month is politics:

http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk/seven/

Let us know if you want to join in. There's even a chance some kind of serious political post will appear there before 5 May.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

blig blog

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

the BBC blog is actually branded:

The Election Monitor
our campaign weblog

DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks for that link, DJ Martian - I've now sent off my postal vote application (though the BBC site says something about something needing to be witnessed, but the form I downloaded says nothing about that).

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a bit disappointed in the swingometer. I was hoping for little animated people running from one side of the commons to the other or something.

RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

the best bit is when the little animated people march on the baron's castle carrying flaming torches and rakes

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Swingometer
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/vote2005/swingometer/html/labcon.stm

ha RickyT what were you expecting a swingers-ometer at an orgy !

DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Watching Newsnight just now; the whole mood does different to any election since '92: there is clearly 'much to play for'. And Labour's campaign is getting nowhere; makes you wonder why on earth they didn't replace Blair last year when they were numerous chances... We need some vision in the Labour Party, and he's not the man to give it; Brown at least has genuine credibility, and has made achievements. A solid economy is not right now going to excite Labour voters to turn out; where are the scraps of red meat, to pardon a phrase?

The LibDems genuinely have a chance at breaking through; at least beyond the Alliance's vote-share in 1983. Kennedy does resonate reasonably well, and he'll clearly do as in 2001 and as Ashdown did in the 1992 and 1997 campaigns; the difference being that he has a higher base in the polls to work from (18-22% now; 10-14% in 2001, just before the elections?).

In terms of the 'apparent' two-party race, could this be the equivalent of the U.S. Presidential Election of 2000? Howard tries to be as unthreatening as Bush seemed to many back then... he thankfully does not have the lead that over Labour that Bush did over Gore going into that campaign, but he does in comparison to 2001.

Now, to focus on the Tories... I am deeply worried by and angry at their campaigning strategy, which seems to other nothing positive at all, but consist of trying to stir up apathy, and *get in by the back door*. And it's just possible they could succeed, or at least have a chance of winning the 'popular' vote. Right-wing people seem dangerously more inclined to vote than the majority, who are 'apathetic' moderates, or the left who cannot agree on where to go now. People need to be woken up to the possibility that they might get Howard as PM if they are not careful, or at least embolden right-wing politics in this country. They should not vote Labour if they don't feel they should, but they should at least vote to drive up the anti-Tory turnout.

Tom May (Tom May), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

And a curious mix of Iraq and Immigration emerged on Newsnight as the main crystallizing issues of discontent with Blair/Labour. Summarising perhaps how the Right and the Left of the electorate are now quite strongly against Blair, where they really weren't in 2001.

Is the centreground shrinking...? Or is it just that Brown rather than Blair would be the man to capture it, and gain the convincing majority of the whole electorate?

Tom May (Tom May), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

the centre ground is a myth! it can be conjured by arguing that it is ignored by the "extremes", but now that its's been being courted assiduously since abt 1992, it's really evident that its riven by conflicts and isn't a voting bloc at all, more a brief reactive "artefact"

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

newsnight did bring home that there is more going on this time than in 2001, which was the first election in which i was eligible to vote. but this time i don't want to vote. so my initial post was off the money. the tory's insane anti-gypsy thing, despite being completely irrelevant, sort of show at least some cleavage between the parties, which wasn't there so much in '01.

N_Rq, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

my constituency (streatham) is the kind of labour seat so rock-solid that if a freak tsunami wiped out everyone south of st leonard's church they'd still win by a landslide. nevertheless i want to vote for the party of my choice, rather than tactically, so we'll see who else is standing apart from the big parties.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i am voting tactically against RESPECT: change yr fck-awful touchy-feelie passive-aggressive NAME and/or drop g4ll0way (the kilr0y-s!lk of the "anti"war movement) and i might CONSIDER switchin

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, ditto plus they need to drop their association with religious nutjobs.

RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

suzy will never speak to you two again!

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

that is a spot-on defn of galloway.

is this the ultimate 'protest vote' election? the tories' line last night was that a vote for them would 'wipte the smile of tony blair's face'. the lib dems' platform eschewed actual policies for the claim that they provided 'an alternative'. even if you accept that politics are 'post-ideological' and the age of major social change is behind us (ever so slightly hubristic, you ask me), there surely *is* space for a party who might restore habeas corpus and so forth. but instead it's a generalized angst about the spectres of modern life (i saw an interviewee on tv blaming the lack of community, specifically the fact that she didn't know someone five doors down for her had died, on blairs -- which even i found a bit unfair) that a lot of the tory and lib dem campaigns will come down to.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

viz. Tax, Those So-Called Asylum Seekers, and My Granny Doris Not Getting Her Hip Replacement Until December 2007 on the grounds that b - a = c.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"ultimate protest vote" = "death of centre ground"

ie the middlemass is breakin up into its um natural class-interest factions, each faction filled w.spite against some other faction in the "post-ideological" consensus

at the extremes we see VERY odd bridge-building (ie on the "left" sit-it-out historical materialists w. anarchoid class-warriors w. actual real pacificists w. hi-tech jihadists w. 12th-century theocrats)

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Is the my-granny-Doris personalisation of politics a stronger weapon for the right than the left, or is it just an anti-incumbent, pro-utopia vote which will eventually bite anyone?

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a meme which evolved on the (Attlee-era) left, was co-opted by Thatch ("labour isn't working" re hospital militancy), re-co-opted by Blair (too complicated to put into fivew words), and is now simultaneously up-for-grabs and (somewhat) fallin to pieces

(ie if NRQ's interviewee is typical, blaming "death of community" on blair)

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread needs a heavyweight political analyst, someone fetch Mr Robin Carmody.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure that it ever works in individual-specific practice - Jennifer's Ear for Labour and Margaret's Shoulder for the Tories both appear to have flopped - but as a general moral stick with which to bluntly beat the inherent ambiguities of The Left it fits in with the "swamped by an alien culture" meme which worked so depressingly well for Thatcher in '79 (and that was largely because the Tories were scared of the NF biting into their marginal votes).

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i wonder how well the doris thing does play, because logically most people a) can't afford health insurance and b) have had contact with/experience of the NHS. and the latter is so fkn complex in actual life, in individual cases: distilling all the reported experience of family members and so on, i suppose you come to a judgement. but how you link this assessment with the choice between PFIs and um increased emphasis on private health insurance is 5-d science and you aren't much helped by the fact that the press colludes for the most part with the easiest story there is going ('bureaucrats poisoned my mum').

N_RQ, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

If one takes (as I do) the idea that in general, part of the right's appeal is simplicity, reducing issues to black and white (and favouring the latter natch), then personalisation will ultimately favour the right more than left. The left can cite people who are victims of a certain policy as a way of humanising a potentially complex issue, but as the solution to the complex issue is likely to be complex, it's a dangerous line to go down.

If you take the Tory use of emblems of nu-labour badness, then the upshot is that policies are changed in order to remedy the immediate personal effects - waiting lists reconfigured to suit the exigencies of the person they've dragged up. When policy becomes a simplistic 'ease my particular pain', the right will always profit, because the simplicity argument is one they're more comfortable with, the cyncial aspect is a mode they're absolutely cool with, and the fact that you'll eventually have to decide which 'type' of people who want to prioritise the pain of is a decision they're entirely comfortable with making.

Simplicity then, presents labour and the left with problems, as their politics have an analytical base that doesn't stand up well to simplification. You see in Blair attempts to reduce his politics to 5 easy pledges leads to problems and whilst Blair is obviously chilled with the reduction, the majority of his party aren't.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i think two distinct thatch memes have (permanently?) brundleflyed: "swamped by alien culture" plus "the enemy within" = "my alien neighbour from hell within"

hence labour nu-authoritarianism (re ASBOs etc) as much as the chaotic quasi-multi-cultural tory flailing (howard fl!ght = tebbit-acolyte BEING KICKED OUT FOR BOSH-SHOT TEBBITISM!!)

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

'Chilled' as in relaxed or terrified? (xpost)

The Horse of Babylon (the pirate king), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

dave b's point = explains why "flailing" might actually seem preferable to many this May

nu-labour's endlessly patronising "management-speak" kneejerk (= the cocky child of old labour's paternalist statism) has become airlessly oppressive to many, even if those many will never sit down and agree on ANYTHING ELSE

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Chilled as in entirely at ease in that mode.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Howard Vs Blair - verbally slugging out in the HoC. Each doing the political point scoring.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I live in a marginal Labour seat, so can't see myself voting for anyone else - *any* non-Labour vote will result in a Tory gain. If I lived 2 miles away, in a solid Labour constituency, I'd vote for somebody else.

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm in the 7th Labour marginal, and I honestly can't bring myself to vote for the Labour candidate, either at a local or national level.

But Veritas want YOUR application to stand as a candidate for them:

http://www.veritasparty.com/Veritas_Candidates_Application_Form_110205.doc

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm in a Labour seat that's marginal btw Labour and Lib Dem. I really liked our old MP but he's standing down and the new Labour candidate is supposed to be crap (according to Private Eye and other reputable sources). I'd probably vote Labour if it hadn't been for the war and I don't really want this new person as my MP. But although the LibDems seem ok, there are holes in so many of their policies. So should I vote for a LD MP even if I don't want a LD government? I can't bring myself to abstain.

beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, you're unlikely to *get* a LD government - so go for it.

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's safe to assume you won't get an LD government.

I was planning to vote LD - not that it matters because Tooting is a rock solid Labour seat, 20K majority or something absurd - but my local MP has a good voting record (rebelling on the sort of stuff I'd want a Labour MP to rebel on) so I'm not sure now.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I meant, though I didn't explain very well, that I have this nebulous feeling that I don't want the LDs to count my vote as a vote for them in government. But I'd rather them as HM Opposition than the Tories so maybe it'll be for the best if the seat goes LD.

beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, it's tough these days to be a woolly soft-left lower-case-liberal democratic socialist in north London, isn't it

beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I've always voted Labour but I'm going to vote Lib Dem this time as a vague protest. I don't know anything about my MP (Barbara Roche) but the seat is pretty safe Labour, and if it was going to fall to anyone it would be the Lib Dems, but that would need a huge swing. So there's no way I could be helping the Tories get in. I want Labour to win, but with a much smaller majority, so that Blair resigns in embarassment and Brown can take over.

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, it's tough these days to be a woolly soft-left lower-case-liberal democratic socialist in north London, isn't it

can we have this as the strap line to blog 7 please tom ;)

unlike beanz i live in tottenham which is more labour than a labour thing, i'm feeling very apathetic about the whole thing i must say, i wish i lived in a marginal...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The relationship between individual and collective decisions really interests me here. I can imagine lots of the rock-solid Labour majority thinking exactly the same thing; essentially, using the fact that there's a big majority to act as if their vote had no consequence, so they can follow their conscience. But what if everyonme takes the same view? Everyone's vote does have a consequence, and the really interesting thing about this election is that I think it's the most volatile ever.

There's the voters who can't bring themse3lves to vote Labour, but can't bring themselves to vote for anyone else. There's people who wonder if they can afford to express a left-anti-Labour vote if the end result is the Tories. There appears to be very little anti-Tory tactical voting going down, in contrast to 97 and 01, where (the latter especially), there seemed to be a feeling that the Tories were lying prone and battered on the floor, and really needed a good kicking to rub it in.

On top of this, the traditional backstop - the reliable holding pattern of a rock-solid vote is in real danger. For starters, the twin foundations of labour's majorities on a seat-by-seat basis have reasons to be uncheerful. The middle-class left feels betrayed over Iraq. The working-class vote feels like they haven't felt the benefit of 8 years of government and aren't motivated. Add in the increasing piss-poor turnout and the dilemma of many a left inclined voter which might lead to them staying away, and all bets are off. You have an American situation where getting the vote out on the day becomes crucial - hence Howard appealing to a disparate constituency of people who are vaguely pissed off but with no coherent ideological common thread. he touching the buttons of people who care about abortion, immigration, PC gone mad, Gypsies etc and hoping to galvanise them.

Putting that all together, this isn't the election to risk letting them in. I think this really is the last throw of their dice. The 'extreme' toryism Howard's going for would be so goddam awful that it doesn't bear thinking about. In short, the time for experiments with anti-Blairism isn't now, because the potential outcome is more awful than it might be in 4 years.

* - (that ignores tyhat the best hope for more left-leaning policies isn't the Lib-Dems but a post-Blair Labour Government).

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Whilst I despised the argument in 2001 that I should vote for Labour because I'd let the Tories in', that disguised the crapness of the Labour platform then. Right now, that's a real threat which I take very seriously indeed.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Which is why if I lived in a constituency where the Tories could nick the seat from Labour I would still vote Labour. But I don't, so I can afford not to.

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

What chance of a 4.5% swing to the tories? That's what Putney needs to turn blue, but then again it's only labour now because of the anti-Mellor sentiment in 1997.

I'll be voting Liberal Democrat regardless. Though the pleasant, pretty Tory candidate is flooding me with mail (and an actual visit and a chat) and I haven't heard a squeak out of the red or the yellows.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not so sure; maybe Lynne Featherstone has cemented the Libs into second place, but it was Tory until 1992. Each party has a hardcore of around 6000 - Labour possibly slightly more, but there are obviously people who aren't 'natural' labour supporters in the constituency who've gone with Roche for a bit. There's exactly the people who vote on pendulums (time for a change etc). Add to the disaffection of Labour vote, and it comes down to respective turnouts.

Ultimately, the point I'm making is that assumptions about safe seats seems to be incredibly weak this time aropund, because the rules and patterns of the Uk Electoral system seem to have been thrown out of the window. I'm sounding like my politics lecturers talking about class de-alignment and partisan re-alignment, but it's a fact which gets more prevelanet every election, and with the increase in that, the assumptions created in times of greater stability become more uncertain.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Hornsey & Wood Green 2001: Labour 21,967 (50%), Lib Dem 11,353 (26%), Conservative 6,921 (16%). Turnout: 58%.

There's *no way*, even if the turnout collapses, the Tories can possibly win this seat.

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Though the pleasant, pretty Tory candidate is flooding me with mail

Same here (apart from the pleasant, pretty bit)

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i didnt read the whole thread but....

Andrew Marr just said on the BBC news "If Labour wins the next general election we KNOW that Tony Blair will stand down as prime minister"

how do they know this?

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

If Labour wins the next general election we KNOW that Tony Blair will stand down as prime minister"..during the third term [as Blair has already said this, i.e Blair will not be seeking a 4th term.]

Speculation that this may come earlier in the third term, rather than say 3.5 years + within a third term.

i.e it is a possibility that some MPs in the labour party may challenge Blair in a leadership contest

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm voting Green.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's the blogger profile of Iain Dale, the first openly gay Conservative MP.

http://www.blogger.com/profile/536798

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

a) Iain Dale isn't an MP - as far as I'm aware, this is the first election that he's stood in.

b) I take it you're not including MPs that were outed after being elected - Michael Brown, for example.

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Current MP Alan Duncan was the first openly gay Tory MP. Perhaps not surprising that he's hardly at the forefront of Howard/Crosby's anti-minorities, anti-Britain, anti-pretty much everything agenda.

PMQs today: Labour could do no worse than broadcast the footage of Howard and other Tories doing their crass "UP...! UP...! UP...!DOWN...! DOWN...! DOWN!" 'routine', as a Party Political Broadcast. Considering the Tories' focus on Blair, it is inevitable that more scrutiny has to be applied to the man who is the only conceivable other winner. Michael Crick's got a book out on him soon, I hear; maybe that we start the ball rolling. He certainly needs exposing to the majority as a nasty piece of work and a genuine threat electorally, with that 'ruthless' Aussie the puppetmaster.

Tom May (Tom May), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Charles Kennedy's wife is "in Labour" - no not a defection the baby is due !

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Not wishing to vote for either the crook or the fascist, it looks increasingly as though I'll be voting Lib Dem yet again (as I've previously done, tactically and successfully, in Oxford West and Abingdon, which is where I used to have my vote).

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Martian, will you be here all week?

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

why do you ask?

I will be on the internet, but political analysis is not particularly high on my agenda.

However, Thought of the day: if New Labour was a proper old skool Socialist Party would they nationalise Rover into a state run car production organization.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Unbelievable:

http://politics.guardian.co.uk/conservatives/story/0,9061,1457749,00.html

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.conservatives.com/images/px_topbar1-2.gif

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"There's a British General Election coming up" = "There's a new Stereolab album coming out".

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

'British General Election' would never work as the title. They'd call it 'Systematic Anglagosian Processes In The Witching Hour (Plus Quoits)' or something.

$V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I would definitely buy that.

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

*xpost*

"Gee Brain, I think so, but this time *you* wear the tutu..."

carson dial (carson dial), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Alan Duncan was the first openly gay Tory MP. Perhaps not surprising that he's hardly at the forefront of Howard/Crosby's anti-minorities, anti-Britain, anti-pretty much everything agenda

Still a right wing Thatcherite toerag tho. Been saying it for months, the Tories are going to win this sucker.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I got a letter from the Right Honourable Theresa May, my MP. She says that when they get in governmenet, her lot will make free trade fairer and fair trade freer. I thought about selling the letter on eBay because it was signed in proper ink, but in the end I just threw it away. I can't decide whether that is free or fair. It also contained a keynote speech by Oliver Letwin, which I couldn't be arsed to read. Anyway, the main thing to arise from all this is that she obviously fancies me.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Lucky you! She's fit she is!

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Is that a polling card in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Come up and discuss the Conservative policy on asylum and immigration with me sometime" etc etc etc

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:33 (twenty-one years ago)

PJ Miller, check your In Box. There's an e mail with subject header "I'm in love". Open the attached file. Oh, did I mention, back up your hard disk first?

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Sadly I think Dadaismus is right. The Tories seem to be setting the agenda, and more importantly the message is simple, direct and memorable. Maybe when the other two main parties unveil their manifestoes it might get more interesting but at the moment I'm not optimistic.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I remind anyone thinking of voting for a party that might give the seat to the Tories this current incarnation of the bastards are a frightening bunch of utter, utter cunts.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Labour are regaining ground now that they've ditched Milburn and admitted Brown is their main asset, sorry, only asset

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Will the Cute Baby Factor help the Lib Dems, then?

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Cue lots of jokes about Kennedy Jr. and Sr. fighting over the bottle etc etc. Rory Bremner should give me a call and i could write his crap show for him

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

no i don't think Boris Johnson will help them at all (nor is he that cute come to think of it)

xpost

Bremners R Us (blueski), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

If I hear 'Britain's hard-working families' again, I'm going to scream.

RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i think Bremner's show is pretty good - as good/more than ever even, only the satire is so exquisitely conceived and executed, like the work of a gourmet chef - technically excellent but where's the 'fun'?

$V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

let's not forget some of those immigant families work harder than anyone

Boris $V£N!son (blueski), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

If I hear 'Britain's hard-working families' again, I'm going to scream.

You can't use the phrase "working" on its own because that might imply "working class" and that's a complete no-no.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The best bits of Bremner's show are the bits without Bremner - ie, the John Bird / John Fortune dialogues.

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

As to class they are mentioning working-class and lower-middle in the same breath all the time to bypass that taboo. With the families thing they might as well just say ATTENTION, BREEDERS! as far as I'm concerned.

Also ALL people interviewed for their opinions on immigration who think they're being 'swamped' etc. must be subjected to spot-checks as to whether or not they can spell the word. I'm all for sending 'fails' on compulsory field trips to Zimbabwe in Union Jack t-shirts.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

My optimistic view is that the Tories will manage to set the agenda but that it won't translate to enough actual votes to more than slash Labour's majority.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Stereolab, Breeders...is this all a subversive conspiracy by UKIP?

$V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

As to class they are mentioning working-class and lower-middle in the same breath all the time to bypass that taboo

Really? I haven't heard a front bench New Labour person use the phrase "working class" possibly ever, I've heard "socialism" used more!

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

also shouldn't people be talking about UKIP more, or are they no longer a 'threat'?

$V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

UKIP = UK Indiemusic Party

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

The tories setting the agenda is not a bad thing at this stage they are making themselves look like unreliable loonies at the moment. It's been interestinbg watching some of the vox pops on the news. Lot's of people like the disgruntled of tunbridge wells scrawled mottos but don't like the tories when pressed on whether they think they can deliver on the promises and don't like the idea of spending cuts etc. or even think that the tories can achieve this mythical cut in spending without hitting services

In short I think the vote is going to be steady as we go.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

It's more the families bit that gets me. As a lazy single person I resent my exclusion from Labour's message!

RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

ukip bleed votes from con largely

tories are going for aggrieved nu-labour vote

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Work Breed Work Breed Work Breed Work Breed Work Breed DIE

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the Tories have holed UKIP beneath the waterline by moving hard to the right and also by ignoring Europe. In theory this means UKIP can push Europe but nobody really believes the Government can win a referendum on it so they're not going to protest vote about it.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

For Howard/UKIP see Thatcher/NF

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

The whole 'it's not racist to want immigration controls' line is straight out of UKIP and racist is exactly what it fucking is, as every graf on the Tories' billboards has testified.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

except thatcherite tories were going for the aggrieved OLD-labour vote

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder what Suzy and Ed think of Oona King's latest accusatory antics?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

UKIP scuppered themselves through in fighting and losing orange faced beacon of common sense Kilroy-Sick. Voters likely to drift back to their natural home.

I wonder how much external events could sway things, collapse of Rover - loss of confidence in government's handling of economy plus terrorist threat either in Uk or Iraq.

Also 80's style anti-tory vote being split by resurgent libdems.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i think this is way more up for grabs in terms of very VERY three-or-fiveway local fights than most metropolitan coverage has any good bead on

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course, living in the borough of Lambeth as I do, odds are that my polling card will get "lost in the post."

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

beacon of common sense?

controlling immigration is such a mundane, logical exercise tho. it's a shame that a conversation about it can't be had without both right and left wing reps veering (or being accused of veering) further away from each other to the brink of insanity.

$V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It says something about Tory confidence (in the press as much as anything) that they're prepared to weight so much of their campaign on an issue where the facts are against them (asylum applications falling, new controls in place already).

Says something about public attitudes too of course.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Marcello: Oona hates Galloway beyond reason and has already had to pay him damages for alleging he goes around with hoors. I'm disinclined to believe any whispering about Respect being anti-Semitic as King's roots are well-known by her constituents, who've returned her so many times. She should really just shut up about him to protect herself from further pigtail-pulling.

The one I don't like is the nasty Tory beeyatch in South Islington who has said nasty things about Chris Smith and his AIDS and thus has no clue about her potential constituency demographics.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

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Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

beacon of common sense?

Sometimes irony is so hard to do.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Lenny Henry forced me at jokepoint to write to Theresa May for that Make Poverty History campaign. I was hoping to get a quick whizz round the Houses of Parliament out of it, rather than a poxy billet doo.

But hey! That's one less stamp for Tory campaign funds WHICH IS MORE THAN YOU LOSERS HAVE ACHIEVED. Because you are closet Tories.

Obviously I'm not going to vote for her. Perhaps I should have made that clearer.

I'M NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR HER!

I mean, bloody hell.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I could tell Tory confidence was up in my local constituency a couple of months back. They'd selected a candidate a couple of years ago. She wasn't a local; she lived a couple of hundred miles away, and was a Tory councillor in her old area. Nonetheless, she bought a flat in this area, started spending a lot of time here, was dividing her time between the two places fairly evenly.

When the expected election started getting close, though, she was deselected - on the grounds that she didnt' spend enough time in the area - and replaced with the chap who runs the Tory group on one of the local councils (albeit not one actually in the constituency), and who has been a major bigwig in the local party for many years. I don't think they'd be doing that if they didn't think he could win - if they were expecting to lose, they'd rely on the throwaway Central Office candidate that they'd already selected.

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

A couple of years ago I had to be on a panel of 'political women' where I was speaking about the arts and Tessa May was one of my co-panellists. Our audience was a bunch of sixth-form girls and she had the nerve to pipe up with some I'm all right, Jacqueline shite about HER workplace paying men and women equally, meaning the state of things was hunky-dory. It was my turn to speak immediately after this and I pointed out that only an IDIOT would consider the problem to be solved on that basis, and could she please let the hall know when she was prepared to stop dreaming out loud.

(also har har my shoes were better)

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

[Billy] Bragg calls for tactical voting
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/england/4432937.stm

DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The truth of the tabloid scare comes into view - everyone interviewed says 'swamped' because they've read it. The facts don't bear it out, but a 'fact' has been planted through 8 years of racist bile from the Mail, the Sun and the Express. Fucking cunts.

xpost: There is Power is a Tactical Vote Exchange

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Billy was on Sky News last night, calling for the abolition of Geoffrey Howe.

I wonder how much external events could sway things, collapse of Rover - loss of confidence in government's handling of economy plus terrorist threat either in Uk or Iraq.

I haven't heard any mention at all of increased security in case somebody's plotting a Madrid-style attack. I think if I lived in London it might be on my mind as I commuted over the next few weeks.

Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Although I'd probably be blase about it, in that London way.

Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks, Madchen, I hadn't thought of that.

I saw Billy too. What a Joey Billy is.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

and a Benny.

$V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we vote to abolish Billy Bragg? Or at least recycle him?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll volunteer to make him into a nice armchair.

Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

oh he's alright really.

$V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Come the revolution he's up against the wall

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

He was WALKING around a PUB with a PINT in his hand and then he suddenly stumbled on Geoffery Howe, who looked like Bagpuss, and Geoffery Howe basically demolished his argument. Well, I don't know about the last bit because I switched over for... Can't remember. University Challenge? Geoffery Howe's Around the World in 80 Treasures?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Billy Bragg's just some berk with a guitar, what does he know about politics?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39184000/jpg/_39184547_blair_guitar1501.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

marvellous, have you two thought about becoming a double act?

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tamegoeswild.com/thedailymumble/2004/images/02/bagpuss_yaffle.jpg

Bragg and Howe going at it, yesterday

$V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.classickidstv.co.uk/bagpuss/gabriel.jpg

"oi dont wunt to change dur wurld, oim not lukin for new inglund..."

$V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Hornsey & Wood Green 2001: Labour 21,967 (50%), Lib Dem 11,353 (26%), Conservative 6,921 (16%). Turnout: 58%.

There's *no way*, even if the turnout collapses, the Tories can possibly win this seat.

-- The Horse of Babylon's Butle

I had an email from Lynn Featherstone saying almost exactly that. Roche's office is almost directly under my flat. The frequency of lost people ringing our buzzer asking if any of us is Barbara Roche is rising.

Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

The conservatives seem to think RAWK guitar noodling will give them what exactly?

'Are you thinking what we're thinking?'

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I had an email from Lynn Featherstone saying almost exactly that. Roche's office is almost directly under my flat. The frequency of lost people ringing our buzzer asking if any of us is Barbara Roche is rising.

A-ha! Then you probably live over my barber (not really relevant to this thread).

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Winston - hand me a copy of the Daily Mail!"


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/frontpage/4444513.stm

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

George Galloway is the modern day Oswald Moseley.
The only difference being, of course, is that at least Moseley was honest and open with his anti-Semitism.
Interesting that Galloway is using the exact same tactics in Bethanal Green and Bow as Nick Griffin used in Bradford, except targeting disenfranchised Asians instead of English. Currently he is strongly courting the Bangladeshi vote against Oona King, knowing full well that there is far more prejudice against people of mixed race amongst ethnic minorities. He always comes out with this soundbite: people who have, quote: "darker skins" than Oona King were killed in the wars she supported.
Iraqis and Afghans don't literally have darker skins than Oona, it hinges solely on the fact that she is half Jewish. Galloway is allying with groups in the Muslim community who take a very sectarian and anti-Semite political line.
RESPECT have failed to issue an condemntion of the attack on a Jewish war memorial for those who died in Nazi bombing attacks a few Sundays ago where mourners, including Oona King, were pelted with eggs and stones. “One theory is that the abuse was directed at Oona King (…). However, quite a number of the attendees were wearing kippot (skull caps), and some of the abuse shouted was vocally anti-Semitic. I heard people shouting ‘you f***ing Jews’”.

Of course it is just coincidence that Galloway decided to stand in Bethnal Green - choosing out of all the seats in the UK to take on one where there is a Jewish MP and a large Muslim population.

Kick this fascist bastard out.

David Merryweather (DavidM), Thursday, 14 April 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

You can't kick someone out who isn't in there in the first place.

George Galloway is not a fascist.

The leader of the British Union of Fascists was called Oswald Mosley.

Your opening observation would have been far more pertinent had you substituted the name "Robert Kilroy-Silk" for "George Galloway."

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 15 April 2005 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

George galloway is a sinister one though. I'm deeply suspicious of any so-called 'socialist' who cozies up to any religion. Next time he, or his deputy is in the office, I shall ask him about it.

Ed (dali), Friday, 15 April 2005 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Howard worries me about a billion times more than George Galloway.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 15 April 2005 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/
(told me i should vote Lib Dem)

zappi (joni), Friday, 15 April 2005 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Entirely agreed, Marcello, but seeing as respect party people pass through the office several times a week on their way to the 1sl@m channel studios, I can at least press them on the point.

Ed (dali), Friday, 15 April 2005 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/
(told me i should vote Lib Dem)

Me too - it says Lib Dem 38, Green 13, Labour 9, UKIP 7(!), Tories -22. Is this site actually made by the Lib Dems?

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Friday, 15 April 2005 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Oops - just seen the other thread

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Friday, 15 April 2005 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The parallel between George Galloway and Oswald Mosley is ridiculous. I ditto Marcello's rebuttals, and add:

Iraqis and Afghans don't literally have darker skins than Oona, it hinges solely on the fact that she is half Jewish.

Except it doesn't. Her mother is Jewish. "Her father, Preston King, an African American from Georgia, won a scholarship to study at the LSE, the only black student in a group of 10."

Momus (Momus), Friday, 15 April 2005 08:26 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm, if you look at respect's website, their foreign policy concerns are a bit unipolar, let's put it that way.

N_RQ, Friday, 15 April 2005 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Link, NRQ? Israeli domestic policy/policy towards Palestinians in occupied territories makes me (and many Jews, actually) extremely unhappy but objecting to human rights abuses therein does not make me or anyone else objecting into an anti-Semite automatically.

Nick, Judaism is matrilineal, so Oona King would be considered Jewish, even though she doesn't participate in the religion as far as I'm aware. If your father is Jewish and your mother is not, you are not considered Jewish by other Jews.

suzy (suzy), Friday, 15 April 2005 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Whether King sees herself as Jewish is beside the point. Having a Jewish mother isn't exactly going to endear her to people who'd vote for Galloway. (Or, as my grandmother used to point out, Hitler wouldn't have cared. NB - I'm not drawing parallels between Galloway and Hitler.)

beanz (beanz), Friday, 15 April 2005 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

but you are between muslims and hitler, and as much as i don't like religions, that is nevertheless not good.

Ed (dali), Friday, 15 April 2005 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Israeli domestic policy/policy towards Palestinians in occupied territories makes me (and many Jews, actually) extremely unhappy but objecting to human rights abuses therein does not make me or anyone else objecting into an anti-Semite automatically.

totally agree -- but at the same time, many critics of israel are anti-semitic.

N_RQ, Friday, 15 April 2005 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

No I'm not, and I don't see how you infer that.
xpost

beanz (beanz), Friday, 15 April 2005 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Being Muslim doesn't make people vote for Galloway. Having a warped view of international politics and race relations might have something to do with it.

beanz (beanz), Friday, 15 April 2005 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I.e. Galloway is not 'the Muslim choice' simply because he's identified particular issues as potential vote winners. Not a representative sample, but I know Muslim people who dislike him, believe it or not.

beanz (beanz), Friday, 15 April 2005 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

oh i assumed NRQ's "unipolar" referred to iraq, rather than the isreaeli occupation...

no sign of an manifesto on the website yet either

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 15 April 2005 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Hitler killed Muslims, too. Are we going to have to remind correspondents of the vast majority of Muslims according Jews respect as fellow people of the Book? The Bangladeshis and Pakistanis of Bethnal Green/Tower Hamlets have lived quite happily side by side with Jews for a long time, as all of these groups entered Britain there first as immigrants. If Galloway is using anti-Israel feeling to divide neighbours, he clearly doesn't know his local history and should just be fucked off for the sad little carpetbagger he is.


suzy (suzy), Friday, 15 April 2005 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

looks like I'm gonna have to do a postal vote anyway, woopla

$V£N! (blueski), Friday, 15 April 2005 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

calm down dear, it's only a general election...

[JOKE]

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 15 April 2005 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

wonder which way he'll be voting this time...

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 15 April 2005 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Worst political cartoons ever:

http://www.channel4.com/news/microsites/E/election2005/gallery_2_cartoongallery.html

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

This site analyses your opinions on loads of different issues (much more than that other one upthread, which is probably just a Lib Dem propaganda program), then says how right or left wing you are, and compares you to the rest of the population, the voters for each of the main parties, and the readers of different newspapers, using loads of stats and graphs and stuff:

http://www.politicalsurvey2005.com/scripts/quiz

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

And this one compares your opinions to your local MP's voting record and then tells you which party is closest to your views:

http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/election.php

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Friday, 15 April 2005 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

On the first of those sites, apparently only about 5.7% of the population are similar or to the left of my views on crime and punishment and internationalism. Rather depressing I guess!

As I have suspected, I am well out of tune with my MP, an ex-hero of the Left - Chris Mullin, author of "A Very British Coup" and prominent in the freeing of the Guildford Four - who has voted pretty staunchly for all the Government measures I have disagreed with, though he abstained on Iraq.

Seems the LibDems are roughly the closest to me, although the 'Political Survey' makes me out to be more of a Green - much use, as they're not standing in my area.

Agree fully with Momus, Marcello and others upthread that it's a gross failure in perspective to be laying into George Galloway at this point; he's hardly as dangerous, leading his fringe party, as Howard the certified right-winger is. He might actually have a chance of being PM... thankfully nobody seems to want that; a shame that he stills leads Kennedy in a Presidential-style poll: Blair 38, Howard 26, Kennedy 21 IIRC.

Tom May (Tom May), Friday, 15 April 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Worst Political Party Ever

http://www.englishdemocrats.org.uk/

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 16 April 2005 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, how often does Amanda Plattell sharped her face?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

*sharpen

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Did she use her nose to stab Michael Portillo in the back?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I particularly like the English Democrats' use of the Tudor rose as a symbol. Now, where did Owain Twdwr come from again?

RickyT (RickyT), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Reminds me of the time I watched Richard And Judy saying how they thought King Arthur would be a great symbol of Englishness rather than St. George.

caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 16 April 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Good to see the Tories slowly imploding, again. People don't seem to want the nasty party after all. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to make get the Liberals any closer to being the party of opposition.

I think I might go and put a fiver on Theresa May for next leader of the conservatives.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 06:54 (twenty-one years ago)

You can thank my wife for the current labour lead and Tory strife as she was questioned on Sunday night as to her voting intentions and other issues and said she was going to switch from Tory to Labour. She voted Labour last time btw.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

From: http://www.politicalsurvey2005.com/scripts/quiz

Your position: Very left-wing (rehabilitation; internationalist)

By comparison, you described yourself as Slightly left-of-centre.

Most people who think of themselves as being "left wing" are on the centre on the first axis; those who think of themselves as being "right wing" usually are on the right of this axis.)


Compared to the whole population

By comparing your answers to the answers of the respondents in the opinion poll, we can tell you how your views compare to those of the whole population of Britain.

Compared to the whole population...

* 1.1% are significantly to your left
* 6.8% have views about the same as yours
* 92.1% are significantly to your right

Yes. Depressing.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone see Election Unspun: How to Win Power on C4 last night? enjoyable, insightful - it really hit home how everything became so based around negative advertising and I realised how much I despise it, or even despise the part of our nature that supposedly responds to this more than positive advertising.

I'd never seen that Pete Postlethwaite advert before though - how terrible!

$V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah. I see there is also a second Axis. On this I got:

Your position
Slightly right-of-centre

By comparison, you described yourself as Slightly left-of-centre.

Most people who think of themselves as being "right wing" are on the centre on the second axis; those who think of themselves as being "left wing" usually are on the left of this axis.)

Compared to the whole population

* 50.3% are significantly to your left
* 39.9% have views about the same as yours
* 9.9% are significantly to your right

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Axis one:

* 0.0% are significantly to your left
* 0.9% have views about the same as yours
* 99.1% are significantly to your right

Axis two

* 26.0% are significantly to your left
* 51.8% have views about the same as yours
* 22.2% are significantly to your right

Somewhat spurious axes once again. Incidentally the guy who created that was in the year above me at school.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Did anyone else see Andrew Neill doing his Election version of 'Is this the way to Amarillo' on This Week last night? I think I may need a lifetime of therapy to get over it.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

No, but they chose to repeat it on HIGNFY, it's traumatising.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

1

Your position> Fairly left-wing

By comparison, you described yourself as Slightly left-of-centre.

Compared to the whole population...

* 5.6% are significantly to your left
* 10.4% have views about the same as yours
* 84.0% are significantly to your right


2

Your position> Slightly left-of-centre

By comparison, you described yourself as Slightly left-of-centre.

Compared to the whole population...

* 4.1% are significantly to your left
* 36.7% have views about the same as yours
* 59.2% are significantly to your right

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I am of the looney left, apparently. : (

Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Or "The So-Called Lunatic Left" as I heard it described on the James Whale show last night.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I got pretty much the same as Chewshabadoo: left of 90% of the population on one axis, but described as slightly right-of-centre on the other. I don't really understand why.

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

just heard the smug Brown & Blair election ad on radio = slimey smug buzzword bullshit

DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jel2004/imhere.jpg

There was no option to say that you read the Metro, the test is flawed.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.politicalsurvey2005.com/graphs/a/5/a58f5211119b2961fa7514ce8d58889ac366ff4e.png

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Some interesting policies/ ideas - but also some wacky economic policies such as nationalisation:

Socialist Labour Party

ARTHUR SCARGILL MANIFESTO - CONTENTS
http://www.socialist-labour-party.org.uk/Election%20News.htm

DJ Martian (djmartian), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

restoration of the pensions link which would give a single pensioner £118.05 and a couple £188.10 now.

A grand total of £494.25 to be given before the election? Vote bribing only works if you pay more than 3 people.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 22 April 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

the newspapers i should read are the Guardian and the Daily Star, apparently. interesting choices.

Lee F# (fsharp), Friday, 22 April 2005 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Is anyone watching Paxman vs Howard at the moment? This is beautiful. That final hideous sliver of possibility that we could wake up to a Tory government on May 6th is now dead.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 22 April 2005 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm intrigued. What's going down?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 April 2005 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I was watching Snow interview Kennedy. Snow is a much better interviewer. He let the politicians have their say and then challenges them on points rather than the more combative style. I think Snow is now a less easy ride than Paxman. Politicos now know how to get Paxman to run a line of enquiry into the ground.

Ed (dali), Friday, 22 April 2005 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/frontpage/4472385.stm is the early write-up, the BBC have been putting interviews on their webpage as a streaming file a few hours after they've been on the television, so you may wish to recheck later.

(xpost)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 22 April 2005 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Paxman Interviews in real player

You have to pay to watch snow on the internet.

Ed (dali), Friday, 22 April 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Channel 4 News is running some great spoof party election broadcasts at the moment.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

as well as mentioning a "planned sharp slowdown in spending increases," polly toynbee has this to say:

"Deep in email debate with angry Labour voters threatening not to vote for the party this time, I find it is the war and terror legislation they care about most, not poverty. Time and again they dismiss social justice as a second-order question. All ideological fervour is expended on liberty, very little on equality ... [F]or many Labour voters the war appears to take priority; it is a kind of decadence that makes distant things easier to feel passionately about than the messiness of difficult social policy at home."

it is an interesting question, even if toynbee's social aims are extraordinarily limited and her political and economic aims nil. but isn't this the most gross use ever of the 'liberty vs equality' trope. liberty not to get locked up without charge is not the liberty "we all deplore" in the "libertarians".

N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't it a bit facile to have your ire raised by semantics rather than the frightening statment she seems to be making - that even Labour voters' opinions are mostly driven by war, terror, etc., mirroring the drooling Republican rednecks?

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not semantics, the argument 'liberty vs equality' is very resonant in the labour tradition. we're supposed to privilege the latter. in the abstract, this works out fine, but there's no possibility of 'equality' under a regime of private property and bureacracy.

but i don't see how labour voters voting against the war, and against repression, are 'mirroring' the republicans who vote because they support the war. they aren't mirroring, but opposing.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, the Labour government has very much set the agenda on this. For fear of upsetting the Mail readers they have talked very little about their poverty reducing measures, but a hell of a lot about being 'tough on terror'.

RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

And how is suspension of habeas corpus not a home issue?

RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I still haven't got my voting card. What is the technical term for it so I can chase it up without sounding a twat?

I am minded to not bother voting anyway, or to waste my vote by voting Labour.

There, now I sound like a twat anyway.

Will more people on Merseyside vote if Liverpool win?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

well, i'm probably not going to vote, but if you like i could vote on yr behalf, pj. any preferences?

N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Howard giving it welly on Blair makes me laugh. "You lie, and you smell, and you've got a small penis."

Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

He's hardly King Dong, is he?

NRQ, I am undecided. I would like to vote against Theresa May, my current MP, but I don't much care for Lib Dem, who are the only ones with a chance to boot her out. I vowed never to vote for Labour again after they let Pinochet go (which reminds me, I must find out if the new pope was mates with Pinochet). So that leaves me with Greavsie's Gaff regulars UKIP and your friends and mine the BNP. Pretty poor choice really.

Norman Tebbit is worried about multi-culturalism.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Mr Miller, you'll need to query yr council's Electoral Office, and it's called a polling card. You don't actually need it (although you need alternative ID I think) if you know you're on the electoral roll and where your local polling station will be.

I am torn. Same seat as discussed above (Hornsey & Wood Green). Need more info - to the party websites!

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha I just typed 'liberal demoncrats' into Google.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Do they exist?

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Toynbee is just a paid Millbank apparatchik who has undisguised contempt for the working classes, so I don't think we need to bother about her spurious nonsense.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Liberal demoncrats: a few typos, but mostly scary American womb goons like Surfin' the web with Jesus. Crumbs.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick is in town and we were in Hoxton Square yesterday checking out galleries, when a man from the Evening Standard collared us for a vox-pop about Sedgemore defecting to the Lib Dems. The reporter, who turned out to be Andrew Gilligan, didn't seem concerned that neither of us could vote due to citizenship and residence/registration issues. As if that wasn't bad enough, the piece it was for appears to have been spiked due to TRAGIC MUM SPEAKS FROM HOSPITAL BED splash.

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ah Mr Gilligan, could you tell me exactly where you were at about 4:15 last Thursday afternoon? Nowhere near Bookham, by any chance?"

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Thak you, Liz, you have, as so often in the past, put my mind to rest.

I'm surprised Andrew Gilligan is out on the streets. I'm surprised they do vox pops near galleries rather than branches of Primark.

I always felt quite comfortable having opinions about politics in Spain even though I couldn't vote. I knew more about it than most nob-ends.

All I can find is the bloke who announced 'habeamus papam' or whatever was a big Pinochet supporter.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.politicalsurvey2005.com/scripts/quiz?R=2;s=CJGBBAEFCBCBABCDBEABAEEAEEBEDBBEAECEBEDAEA

Why am I being told that I hold the same views as BNP when this isn't even what the statistics show?

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Deep in email debate with angry Labour voters threatening not to vote for the party this time, I find it is the war and terror legislation they care about most, not poverty. Time and again they dismiss social justice as a second-order question. All ideological fervour is expended on liberty, very little on equality

Polly Toynbee's concept of social justice and equality is that we can all have the chance to buy nice houses away from poor people and blacks and the like, the chance to invest in private medical care, the chance to join private pensions schemes, the chance to send our children to private school, the chance make sure that someone else's children clean our floors etc etc etc. Fuck her and fuck New Labour

Pradaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm also in Hornsey & Wood Green. Got my voting card a couple of days ago. Also torn between Lib Dems & Labour. At present I'm still leaning towards voting Lib Dem, but am open to be persuaded not to.

It's a tricky one, but I think it's important that people on the left of centre register their disenchantment with New Labour or the party will continue to assume we'll vote for them anyway and lurch further to the right to capture the floating voters.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

o shit i'm h&wg too, i just found out.

here is the labour website:

Welcome to the website of

Hornsey & Wood Green Labour Party.

We hope to be able to add lots of useful information onto our new website very soon so please bear with us while our site is under construction.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Hornsey & Wood Green used to be my constituency!

Pradaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I read a book by Polly Toynbee and it wasn't like that. It made me very wary of Crazy George's.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

cogent argument is not an ilx strong-point

fcussen (Burger), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

What was it called? "I Got a Massive Publishing Advance to Slum With Some Working Class People and Ethnic Types For a Week"? xpost

Pradaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

hey is that toynbee trolling in that penultimate post there? hi pol! want some pot?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

but anyway, we're a week away from the general election. in 1997, i couldn't vote, but i was very excited. i was in london on may 1st, and -- it was exciting. now nobody believes the tories can win, but nobody wants another term of tony blairs. it's an absolutely pitiful situation. once again the lib dems have done absolutely nothing to propose any kind of alternative, and once again the tories have revealed a deep and seemingly ineradicable strain of racism in britain.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I wore a red rose in my lapel on election day in 1997 - that's how excited I was! Jesus, what a twerp.

Pradaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh don't. It was my first voting election and I was so pleased to feel part of something. Now I'm mired in the quag of Hornsey and Wood Green no-option bollocks.

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

... that was back in the days when I used to say "we" when I talked about the Labour Party, tho I've never been a member

Pradaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it was a month, and there were no ethnic types. I don't know how much she got paid.

Point being, she didn't give the impression of being stuck up.

But I've never read her articles.

I have only voted once because I was abroad the rest of the time. This was, I think, 1987. Unless there was no election that year.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

could ILE perhaps constitute a 'swing' sub-constituency within H&WG?

N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Hell, at least it's not a Tory stronghold.

It's kind of weird just how many people are in the same constituency here.

xpost to Anna

Yes, Henry. The Ilx0rzz united will never be ignited.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm alright, I can vote for Jeremy Corbyn, the idea of having to vote Liberal Democrat gives me the heebie jeebies

Pradaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, looking her up, Babs Roche did call for Donald Rumsfield to resign post-torture, but was pro-Iraq in the first place. Immigration views seem balanced-ish. Can't find aanything else out (am trying to work at the same time but it shouldn't be that bloody hard to grab info on your local MP.)

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

[inserts post about rachel stevens]

N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

La Featherstone has a blog!

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

k-punk unmasked!

N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

[inserts post about rachel stevens]

haha joke only for sad robot teenpop perverts *over there*...

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Crime and punishment, internationalism
Your position on this axis is -2.9
You are likely to be slightly internationalist and rehabilitationist.

Economics, etc
Your position on this axis is 2.0
You are likely to be fairly free-market and pro-war.


your position: -2.9 slightly left of centre
By comparison, you described yourself as Centre.


interesting, there are more women who are more right wing than men who are more right wing than me - I always thought being right wing is like a MAN thing like WAR yeah!! BUSINESSES!!!

You told us that you don't know who you will vote for. Ho-hum. On your answers we judge — against this axis only — that your best match is the Green party.

Oh Jesus. :(

axis 2:
Your position 2.0 Fairly right-wing!


This is amazing - my views on trade and stuff are more right wing than most tories!!

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

This is amazing - my views on trade and stuff are more right wing than most tories!!

You should join the Labour Party then

Pradaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

6/10 for Chucky Bum, 6/10 Howard, 6/10 for Bliarillaz for me on Question Time.

However, Chuck was hindered by people not taking him seriously and his fairly mediocre skills at debate (he sees his quoting and deferring to higher bodies than himself a good thing, most voters won't), Howard was hindered by having reacted to his public speaking lessons badly so that he seemed to be holding an imaginary football whilst leaning forward throughout which just looked wierd (and having to dance around his bargain bin, slapdash, how's your father policies) and Blair was fighting Iraq which meant no time to play to his domestic policy strengths (the ongoing triangulisation of his face makes for fascinating viewing though). The loser in all this is the British public.

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Thursday, 28 April 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Did Blair actually get caught out on that 48-hour GP thing or did he realise it was such a ridiculous situation that feigning ignorance was the best course of action?

I'm getting bored of seeing Blair say exactly the same thing about Iraq again and again and again. Do people actually think they're catching him out? Its like asking Geir about rhythm and melody and thinking he's going to say something inconsistent with what he's been saying non-stop for the past two years.

Unsurprisingly I thought Howard came off the worst of the three but the lines of questioning were pretty poor. I got the feeling people were just trying to catch out caricatures (see debate instantly moving onto asylum with Michael Howard when neither of the other two were asked about it at all).

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 28 April 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Howard's line on Iraq:

"Tony Bliar is a BIG NASTY EVIL LIAR!!

"(but I'd have done exactly the same thing he did anyway)"

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 29 April 2005 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Tony Blair as the Geir Hongro of politics - what a thought. Does this make George Galloway the Calum?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 29 April 2005 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Hah, George Galloway as Calum fits rather well - but in that case, who is the Ned of British politics?

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 29 April 2005 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Oona King, obviously.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 29 April 2005 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

matt dc otm -- sure the tories are horrible xenophobes, but what *is* the lib dem policy on immigration and asylum? something tells me it isn't *that* liberal.

i love how howard would have invaded iraq without any mention of wmd. like: he would have just invaded the fucker. at random. with or without the usa. just for the fucking glory of the thing.

N_RQ, Friday, 29 April 2005 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Oona King, obviously.

Well, that was who I first thought of: but frankly I don't think Oona King is *important* enough to be classed as the Ned of politics.

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 29 April 2005 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Why was Howard going on about 'Regime Change Plus'? It sounded like an extended warranty :

Regime Change : We get rid of your evil dictator and cronies.

Regine Change Plus : We get rid of your evil dictator and supply a peace-keeping force for 12 months. Includes loan of tanks and armoured personnel carriers while your vehicles are off the road.

Regime Change Platinum : We get rid of your evil dictator, supply a peace-keeping force, and help you set up a new goverment.

Our Regime Change range of products provide the fastest solution to removing troublsome dictatorships - once and for all! All packages include a UN mandate waiver, removing the need for time-consuming consultation and compliance with international law.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 29 April 2005 07:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Their manifesto does not really clarify.

'Firm but Fair on Asylum' and some waffle about harmonising asylum standards across europe (which could mean tightening up british Asylum policy as most other nations are stricter and you won't get, say, Italy liberalising on the issue).

On Immigration the pledge to consult with business and public sector employers to determine the number of work permits required to allow briatin to continue to prosper.

Ed (dali), Friday, 29 April 2005 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

In other words, do fuck all.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 29 April 2005 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)

this legal advice thing is weird, too. labour should have released it long ago because -- it is a damp squib. it hardly demonstrates a big change of heart on the part of the attorney general. but even if it had, the 'un approval' thing is such a red herring. you can't come to a judgement on the war based on whether the un okayed it. it has no moral bearing either way, and to dress international politics up in the vocab of 'law' is bizarrely non-descriptive. objectively, 'international law' cannot function without it being actually enforced, which it never is. surely the argument really has to hinge on whether the war was right action or not. if the us had bothered to force the un into war, as it did in 1991, would that really make it okay?

N_RQ, Friday, 29 April 2005 08:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you notice how much Blair was sweating last night - he look as if he was melting!

Pradaismus (Dada), Friday, 29 April 2005 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Charlie had totally blown it last night, I thought he was nervy, inarticulate and came across as a total lightweight - then Howard and Blair proceeded to be even WORSE! Ha ha. Howard's stance on Iraq is ever more bizarre - Pretzel Logic indeed. And Blair came across as a slimy sweaty lying lawyer, which is all he is, when you get right down to it. The world would be a better place if lawyers were prevented from holding public office.

Pradaismus (Dada), Friday, 29 April 2005 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Tony Blawyer?

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Friday, 29 April 2005 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that Gandhi was a right pain in the arse.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 29 April 2005 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"They're Not Makin' Lawyers Like Jesus Anymore"

Pradaismus (Dada), Friday, 29 April 2005 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

What Dadaismus said about the world being a better place if lawyers were prevented from holding public office, sans the words "from holding public office."

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 29 April 2005 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you notice how much Blair was sweating last night - he look as if he was melting!

I didn't watch it, but how does it compare to the footage of Nixon in the 1960 presidential debates?

The world would be a better place if lawyers were prevented from holding public office.

We'd get rid of Blair *and* Howard! Hurrah!

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 29 April 2005 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

And have Gordon Brown and Liam Fox in their place.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 29 April 2005 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, one boffed Sheena McDonald and the other Natalie Imbruglia, which seems a better quality of celeb shag.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 29 April 2005 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

In both instances...

EW EW EW EW x 10/250,000

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 29 April 2005 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no, I'll be stuck with the mental image of Gordon Brown giving Sheena Macdonald one from now until my deathbed

Pradaismus (Dada), Friday, 29 April 2005 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Gordon Brown was actually not bad looking in his university days.

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 29 April 2005 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

They were once co-presenters on Scotland Today.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 29 April 2005 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

This is what we find after 8 years of a Labour government with the two largest majorities in its history

Pradaismus (Dada), Friday, 29 April 2005 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

72.9 years seem more than reasonable to me. I certainly don't want to have to carry on that long.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 29 April 2005 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Well move to Shettleston Marcello, apparently life expectancy for men there is 63.

Pradaismus (Dada), Friday, 29 April 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The words "Shettleston" and "life" are oxymorons.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 29 April 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, biggest clanger of the night was Howard's "I'd take Britain out of the Geneva Convention, me". And the guy in the audience who went "Really? Out of the hundreds of countries signed up to the convention you'd make Britain THE FIRST to pull out? How do you think that'd make us look?" I laughed out loud at that.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

UKIP have the production values of a car insurance or ambulance chasing lawyer advert. They promise to save us form the big green octopus currently ravishing whitehall. Calm down dear it's only a PEB.

http://www.ukip.org/cgi-bin/axs/ax.pl?http://www.ukipshop.co.uk/ppb2005_0001.wmv

Incidentally ukip.org.uk appears to be run by the 'imperial tories'; whoever they might be.

Check the LD spoof PEB on channel 4 it's the best one yet.

Ed (dali), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm liking today's Editorial in The Sun. It starts off with how a protest vote against Labour may mean 'you could be signing a young person's death warrant' due to the Lib Dems' drugs policy.

The second half is a tribute to... which was of course, caused by... oh, I'll let you lot read it and find out for yourselves. It's a basic irony.

This just goes to show something, although I'm not quite sure what.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

who is the Ned of British politics?

I must investigate this Oona King person.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

That Sun piece makes no sense at all. Who dies from cannabis? And how does legalising it and encouraging people to grow it themselves at home mean capitulation to criminal drug dealers? If drug dealing is legal, the criminals will either go straight or go on to providing some other service the government can't, like a reliable transport system.

Regime Change Platinum : We get rid of your evil dictator, supply a peace-keeping force, and help you set up a new goverment.

I liked Dr C's warranty metaphor, but it could have gone further and included:

Regime Change plus Citizenship: We get rid of your evil dictator and make you a citizen of our own democracy for life. Obviously this entails a big commitment from us, and might actually make us think twice about invading you.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 07:24 (twenty-one years ago)

That Sun piece makes no sense at all. Who dies from cannabis?

Your average Sun reader isn't expected to realise that, though. They've been fed the "drugs IS EVIL" line for long enough that they're just expected to believe it.

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The editor of the Sun would probably have written the same editorial in both cases, given a free hand.

However, Rupert Murdoch backs the war in Iraq, so it's like that and that's the way it is.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

That Sun piece makes no sense at all. Who dies from cannabis?

Cannabis smoke supposedly contains more tar and higher concentrations of carcinogens than tobacco smoke, so I guess that if people were smoking enough of it, you would expect similar health problems to emerge, including a lowering of life expectancy. Which is no reason for it to be criminalised obviously, but it's not strictly true that it's harmless. But you know all that shit anyway. Not sure if that's what the Sun is referring to or not though.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The Sun article claims that since the laws on Cannabis were relaxed there has been a sharp rise in the use of hard drugs. Firstly, no there hasn't. Secondly, why would there be any connection whatsoever?

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

If the Tories win tomorrow, there will be an even sharper rise in the use of hard drugs, as we all try to blank the horror out of our minds.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

In that case, vote with your feet.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd have thought the majority of the Sun's readership is from the joint- tokin' pill poppin' generations.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You imply that newspapers reflect the views of their readers rather than the views of their proprieters.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever the accuracy of the comparison, Bush is speaking a language that resonates with me emotionally when he calls the policy of locking up dopers, freaks, and Arabs "the daughter of the 1776 revolution".

N_RQ, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I suspect they're more beer drinkers than pill poppers. All 3 million of them, of course. It doesn't matter what their actual leisure activities are, they wouldn't want their children taking drugs so they don't mind hearing that kind of message.
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Newspapers don't exactly reflect the views of their readers, I think - they confirm their prejudices. And as far as proprietors go, Murdoch wants only the party which will allow him to make most money to be in power. I suspect he doesn't give a toss about drug taking, but he trusts his editors to know what line to take (no pun intended).

beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

In general, I think you're right, but I think they're increasing out of tune and the hysteria of the base position - drugs are bad - just doesn't ring true. They might not want their kids becoming heroin addicts, but they also know that the soft drugs=hard drugs progression just doesn't work, as they're living proof. They might be more staid in general, and more likely to drink beer, but they didn't always.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Bush is speaking a language that resonates with me emotionally when he calls the policy of locking up dopers, freaks, and Arabs "the daughter of the 1776 revolution"

You're clearly more keen to be a satirist than a satyr, Henry, but your barb is blunted by the fact that Bush would and could never invoke 1776 as a precursor to his War on Terror (if he did it would be clear that Bin Laden is closer to Tom Paine than he is), but that Chirac can and does compare the EU constitution to 1789.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave B's right, I'd guess a LOT of Sun readers smoke dope these days

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i think bush could do that, momus: paine was into revolution without end, members unlimited. the revolution spread west and north. the neocons are in a sense (an insane sense) projecting it overseas.

meantime 1789 proclaimed the sovereignty of nations...

N_RQ, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

No doubt. But I also wonder if a proportion of Sun readers are comforted by reading a paper which is a touch more right wing than they are, so they can feel a bit edgy by being a dope smoker for example. And the base position does seem hysterical, but so does every Sun leader. Designed to make readers feel their instincts are shared by not just their mates but also a National Institution.
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beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

The Constitution has nothing in common with 1789, Chirac is just buying into the French Republic's creation myth to try and persuade voters that the Constitution is a French game. Bush invokes similar American creation myths all the time. It's just politicking from one of France's most blatantly opportunistic politicians. As a right-winger, he's hardly going to be sympathetic to the ideals of 1789.

Jonathan Z. (Joanthan Z.), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I am mightly pro-European but I don't know if I could vote for this mes of a constitution. It fails to gaurantee any dmeocratic control or progress towards democratic control of the EU. (I'd probaly voe for it anyway as even the lash-up EU is better than a regressing EU)

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

But I also wonder if a proportion of Sun readers are comforted by reading a paper which is a touch more right wing than they are, so they can feel a bit edgy by being a dope smoker for example

It's probably smaller than the proportion who just want to look at tits.

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Ed, what's your reading of the fact that Europe/the Euro have been totally marginalized in the campaign? The Tories haven't used it particularly to beat Labour, the Lib Dems haven't boosted it, and Labour haven't promised a referendum (as they did in 2001).

N_RQ, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

The constitution is a mess, but it is nonetheless significantly better than the Nice treaty. If the French vote 'non', Europe will be in an impasse for another decade.

Jonathan Z. (Joanthan Z.), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the Tories have decided that if they bring up Europe, UKIP would be a whole lot more relavent. As it stands no one cares about them and what with the Tories not bringing up Europe the Libs/Labs feel no need to defend themselves.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

in a sense i think it's that evasiveness on labour's part which is the worst thing: i guess i can understand why they are silent on the matter (hostile media), but it just means that once again, come the autumn, when we've forgotten all about the election, the wheels will start turning without any public discussion...

N_RQ, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Not only would UKIP be more relevant but everyone would be reminded how divisive the Tories' Europe policy was when they were in government. Their policy was "wait and see" whereas Labour's is "Euro when the time is right". But because Labour has the five fabled tests they can defer it.

beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Europe's just not an issue that's going to give anyone an advantage in the marginal seats. Just like no-one has mentioned international policy in general (other than trying to bury Blair deep in the midden over Iraq) or for that matter, the environment or transport or a whole host of things more politically pressing than cleaning hospitals.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

The Tories concluded that focussing on Europe in the previous two elections (remember Save The Pound!!) had done them more harm than good. A majority of voters agreed with them but were put off by what seemed to be a loony obsession with the topic. Added to that it's hard for them to really make Labour policy sound dangerous: the constitution is a very abstract thing, no-one can decide what it really means, and if France votes no it will be dead in the water; there will be no entry into the Euro without a referendum that Blair has conceded is unlikely to happen in the next parliament and would in any case be difficult for him to win. And, as Ed says, stirring up anti-European feeling may mean defections to UKIP. Meantime LibDem and Labour have policies they feel are not too popular so why highlight them.

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frankiemachine, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The U-turn on cannabis is down to two unmentionables - one of which is that police are finding it harder to meet their arrest targets as they can't make them up at the end of the night by cruising the student areas picking up red-eyed post-party wanderers - and two that keeping cannabis illegal is vital as is gives something for the "criminal element" to sell thats fairly harmless.

I think Howard's done his best with tapping into good old ugly xenophobia. He's made it into a more general thing that people can identify with. The Mekon and AIDS focus on Europe was a bad move, it didn't really relate to people and even the Britains most backwards racists tend to have a soft spot for somewhere on the continent that they holiday in. The British Asian communities are perfect - lots of nasty recent associations for "their kind", a strong a very different image thats very present and acts as almost constant advertising for your backward slabhanded views, and the whole illegal immigration angle that gives them a premade association with crime and nastiness and is a definite problem that is definitely being mismanaged even if their angle is missing the point entirely. I'm impressed how he's managed to keep his cool and infer bigotry without really getting caught out on it. I think Howards run a good campaign given what he's got to work with.

Labour have had a tough one - Blair's not been able to escape Iraq and rightly so. Their strength is still domestic policy and they've not been able to spend enough time on it whilst Blairs been answering all the questions. Pretty much the entire rest of the party have been strangely absent which is quite telling. We're counting down the days to leadership contests and the shrewd will have been keeping quiet so they don't have too much an association with Tony "Eaden" Blair. Except Gordon, of course, who's doing all that false grinning to get rid of a bad press meme about splits in the party. I reckon there was a meeting before the campaign started where they worked out that statistically they'd get in with Blair this time, so they could afford to play their ace of installing Gordon next time. There was no need to put him in there now if Blair could win.

The Lib Dem's biggest achilles is still the leadership, which irks me because he's a decent chap who's style just isn't right. He likes to be a sort of Chair of Debates rather than a leader and always defers to those who specialise in whatever issue's at hand. It's commendable but not voteablefor. A lot of their un-sugar-coated policies are very comendable and they've done a better job than before of making people understand them, but not good enough. They need someone else before they can get rid of the snipy press attitude about them.

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I have read up and read up about this bloody election and I'm still flip flopping all over the place.
Interestingly I have been spammed by Lib Dem campaign info (by post, phone and electronically), but haven't heard a thing from Labour.

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Roche has spammed me, but not half as much as the frakly stalkerish Lynne Featherstone. To be honest they've all gone straight in the (green) bin. I am not a good citizen, and people died for this!

N_RQ, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

We got our first Roche communication the other day. Paltry compared to the swathes of Fanshaw-mail (one of which employed an actually-handwritten envelope so you'd open it up only to discover a crappy Comic Sans circular).

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, those bloody handwritten ones! I had a cold moment of fear when I thought (irrationally) I was being evicted. It did more to put me off Lynn Featherstone than anything else.

Frankly I feel offended that Labour do not want to talk to me as a wavering former supporter.

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

The only communication I've got from our Labour candidate has been a short note saying something along the lines of: "Don't worry, we'll make sure your building doesn't fall apart." I've no idea what that's about. I wasn't worried before but I am now.

beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Labour: Making you feel unsafe in your home!

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Although it was actually the lib dems who prompted my eviction fears.

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha! My first thought was 'landlady' when I saw the Lynne letter.

robster (robster), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I got my first 'handwritten' one last night (although, interestingly, I can't remember which party it's for). Labour round by us have mainly distributed fliers warning "a vote for the Lib Dems will elect the Tories", rather than actually talking about politics like the other two main parties have been, and my old landlord is on the front of one of their leaflets.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

there was a blue flyer on the doormat that had a pic of blair (looking demonic) and words like "a vote for the Lib Dems will elect the Tories," and i can't honestly remember which party it came from. i can't work it out even now.

N_Rq, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Labour say a vote for Lib Dem will elect the Tories. Tories sent me a letter a couple of days ago saying voting Lib Dem will ensure Labour stay in power.

This has actually helped decide to sod it and vote Lib Dem! Going by the scientific method of counting posters in windows I think Lynne Featherstone is ahead (at least in Muswell Hill).

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm getting real 'lib-dem' vibes from sunny highgate/archway.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope the Lib Dems close the gap right down on the Tories. sod everything else frankly.

$V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I've had endless Tory stuff in the post - "North East Lincolnshire Council has spent £3,384,291 on asylum seekers in the past 5 years!" - but nothing from Labour apart from a leaflet through the door, and nothing at all from the Lib Dems or UKIP

(there aren't any other parties standing)

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

come anticipate the future of british politics with me: what do people think will happen to the tories 'if' they lose, ie if they fail to gain a significant number of seats (40-50?) tomorrow.

will howard go? if so, what do y'all think the tories will present to the public in four years. and, obviously, does anyone see a future for the lib dems as a serious party? will we really see, in 2009, a lab v lib dem contest with the tories clinging on to an ageing core vote?

N_RQ, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

unfortunately i don't have any daft parties to vote for - here's some that may be standing in your constituency

Church of the Militant Elvis Party
Death Dungeons and Taxes Party
Removal of Tetramasts in Cornwall Party
Motorcycle News Party
Personality AND Rational Thinking? YES! Party
Tigers Eye - the Party for Kids
Telepathic Partnership Party
Vote for Yourself Rainbow Dream Ticket
Xtrordinary People Party

zappi (joni), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, if Blair, after the unpopularity of Iraq and Uni Fees still wins, what will the cons do? Heck, labour would have to preside over strikes and full scale shutdowns to be less popular in favour of the tories.

Blair has said he'll stand down this term, more or less. Mick How'd resign. Oliver Leftwing to stood up to lead? There'll be no scramble to lead the party unless and until their popularity increases significantly, at which point there will be an unholy scrum for the job.

LibDems? It could happen.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Howard will go, but I hope this is the high-point of nasty Toryism. If they've any sense, they'd bring back Clarke as a figure who was there to anoint and provide legitimacy a centre-right figure in his image. There's not to many of them about, and the beating activist heart of the party is resolutely bonkersly right-wing. Will they allow the party to be dragged that way? The only way a centre-right leader could be elected is if they didn't give the party a vote (like with Howard) but I don't see how the party in parliament would ever see such a thing happening.

My fear is that in normal terms, they're fucked. But this isn't normal - if they hold a line (the one more heave tendency) they could be elected on a swing back of the pendulum - the regular feeling that it's time for a change. That would definitely be an emigration government for me.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Going by the scientific method of counting posters in windows

LOL! If you go by this in my constituency, Brighton Pavilion is going to be a Green landslide with them gaining about 80% of the vote!

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Howard out Rifkind in?

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Some documentary yesterday saying "UKIP hoping to translate the euro govt votes into real seats this time round"

or "losing every deposit" more like...

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Letwin might lose his seat though (I hope). Think it'd be Redwood or Fox up for party leadership. But Howard will probably stick around methinks. He is getting on a bit, but I'm told 60-odd is actually quite young for a vampyre.

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NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I still can't get over that 'something of the night' comment about him that I heard about. Was he twirling a mustache at the time?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

LOL! If you go by this in my constituency, Brighton Pavilion is going to be a Green landslide with them gaining about 80% of the vote!

Well I'm definitely rooting for this Matt! Dunno if it'll come to pass though, don't forget that blue-rinse Patcham is part of the constituency.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

howard has been more convincing than any tory leader since thatcher, i think. god knows how major won in '92. but that only goes to show how fucked they are: okay, if he isn't as nuts as IDS, he's still pretty crazy.

i think a saner hague would stand a chance with the public, but as dave said the conservative party out of doors is mentalist central.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Redwood! While Amber and Alice were trying to win the floppy dog from the town tombola stall (Wokingham), he came up and bought a few tickets too. I could have got a nice photo of them all choosing their tickets together, but I thought "naah its not worth it"

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Round our way (Hitchin & Harpenden) I've had hardly any correspondence Labour-wise, but then they've only got something like 16% of the vote here. I did receive two newsletter-style circulars one from Lib Dems, one from the Tories.

Open Lib Dems:

"Hello, please vote for our candidate as she wants to scrap tuition fees, oppose Iraq and provide free support for the elderly."

Open Tories:

"Dear Hertfordian, As the imminent shadow of fear descends upon our beautiful heartland, beware the perils of blahblahblah immigrants blahblahblah Eurobastards etc..."

I don't think I can vote for a party that does nothing but moan and reject and fear everything instead of getting on and improving stuff. The Lib Dems just seem that much more constructive and the Tories destructive.

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I'm definitely rooting for this Matt!

Same here. Even though there are many Green policies I don't really agree with, I think the outside chance of a Green seat in this, or a future election, can only be a good thing to help advance currently unfashionable eco-politics, so they are getting my vote.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

you mean your not going to vote UKIP? cmon, the candidates called Kimberley Crisp-Comotto!

zappi (joni), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Haven't seen any local opinion polls. Have the Argus run any predictions on this?

x-postoroonie avooti

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh God. Is Brighton greeny central? Thought I'd left that behind in Lancaster. Sob sob sob

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Both party leaders principal spokespeople are based in Brighton, so yes, I guess so.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Bugger. There was me feeling vaguely groovy about moving there.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

You can groove with the animals and make love to the trees. No football, though, it rapes the land.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Brighton has 6, *SIX*, Green councillors!

Results in last general election:

Labour 48.7%
Conservative 25.1%
Liberal Democrat 13.1%
Green 11.6%

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Tim Collins will surely be at least mooted as next Tory leader.

$V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Best thing about tomorrow: from 7am to 10pm, NO POLITICS AT ALL on the telly or in the news.

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll miss all that - doing number taking in my ward.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"Best thing about tomorrow: from 7am to 10pm, NO POLITICS AT ALL on the telly or in the news."

woah! really????? what will the guardian's website look like?

N_RQ, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ponce A-Z - a complete guide.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

You can groove with the animals and make love to the trees. No football, though, it rapes the land.

Wow Ned, that's plain uncanny! Dunno how you're so well versed in the hot local issues here, but that is exactly the Green stance over the proposed new stadium at Falmer. Oddly, they're keeping *very* quiet on this in the run up to tomorrow.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

*plotzes* Jeez Louise, I was just making a joke! I wonder if I can now predict the hot-button issues in, I dunno, Kilmarnock.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm, couldn't tell you much about Killie. Don't they still have wooden teeth there?

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Notice the lies of Blair re: the dangers of voting Lib Dems, i.e scaring thick people that a vote for Lib Dems could mean a Tory Govt.

Reality: Voting in Lib Dem MPs would reduce the likely New Labour Govt majority of the combined opposition and reduce the number of tory MPs. FACT there are more Lib Dem/ Tory marginals.

Lib Dems prediction game: number of MPs after election

A: under 56 [Under Achieving] 56 seats is the current number of Lib Dem MPs prior to the calling of this election

B: 57 - 70 [Slight Improvement] 70 seats would be a 25 % increase from current levels

C: 71 - 85 [Noticeable Improvement] 84 seats would be a 50 % increase from current levels

d: 86 - 100 [Significant Achievement] Breakthrough 100

E: 101 + [Extraordinary] 103 seats would be 100 % increase from current levels

what will the outcome be?

However if the Poltical System was based on PR, Lib Dems would have circa 25 % of the MPs.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

correction 112 would be 100 % increase

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

God, I don't live in Brighton yet, but I really dislike them already.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

you are a "realist".

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave, Brighton is Notting Hill with a Beach and extra Hippies.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pinning my hopes on their being better pubs than Notting Hill though

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, Dave, it does seem a bit of an oversight to move to Brighton without considering the high hippy factor.

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

How much do you like beer made from lentils?

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I fear we're being sent up here. Pubs good, football team shite, beach overated, hippies not all that prevalent. Quite proud of the political open-mindedness of people here though.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, I love Brighton. I'd be proud of the open-mindedness too.

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Atilla the Stockbroker has given me a soft spot for the seagulls.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

From May last year, the wit and wisdom of Nick Griffin's daughter, Jennifer:

Jennifer's coming out as the party's new weapon to win youth votes will
begin next week when she stars in the BNP's first television political
broadcast for Wales, in which she reads a script written by her father
on the dangers of so-called 'white flight'.

'The Welsh language and identity is being threatened by the white
flight of native-born Britons who are moving to Wales to escape the
growing number of immigrants entering England,' she says, thumping her
Coca-Cola back down onto the table.

When pressed as to how her beliefs can co-exist with the findings of
the latest census showing that the only population transfer threatening
Wales is that of outward migration, Jennifer flushes. 'Really?' she
says in amazement.

When told that 22 per cent of those classifying themselves as Welsh
now live elsewhere in Britain, with the greatest loss being the
decision of the young and university-educated to move to the south east
of England, she fiddles with her pink mobile phone.

'If that was true, I am sure my father would have told me,' she
mutters. 'The Daily Mail seems sure that illegal immigration is causing
terrible problems across the country. I am only 17. I can't be expected
to know all the facts.'

...

She admits that despite her claims that Britain is the land of milk
and honey for asylum seekers, she has no idea how much they receive in
benefits each week. When told that adult asylum seekers exist on
£37.77, 30 per cent below the poverty line, she is genuinely shocked.

'They should receive more than that,' she gasps, then pauses and adds
quietly: 'Of course, dad would not agree.' She glances into the
backroom of the pub where her father is sitting out of earshot. 'I
guess there are a few things he and I disagree on after all but I
decided the BNP was for me at the age of 14 and I will never change
that view. It guess it is just in my blood.'

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I also received the "handwritten" letters from my Lib Dem candidate. What I find more objectionable than the fake chumminess is the way they keep hammering away at the one single point: that the constituency is a two-way marginal between them and Labour and no-one else can win.

Locally therefore the entire thrust of the Lib Dems strategy is to persuade people not to waste an anti-Blair vote by voting for any other party. Meanwhile at national level Kennedy is urging us all to vote for the candidate who best represents our values, irrespective of whether he/she can win.

I will still vote Lib Dem tomorrow but I wish it didn't mean voting for a candidate either blind to the inconsistency and hypocrisy of this or too cynical to care.

frankiemachine, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

My Labour leaflet tonight said "If 1 in 4 Labour voters don't vote, the Conservatives will be elected. Will you be the "1" that elects Michael Howard?", and promised their "#1 priority" was low inflation. Closely followed by a strong economy.

Am I the only one who lived through the 80s and recognise those promises? And remember they came from a different party.

I might have been undecided before tonight, but there's no way they're getting my vote now. And the right to vote was not won lightly, so I'll vote against them rather than abstain.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

God, I don't live in Brighton yet, but I really dislike them already.

I think I may be disliking you already too! :-)

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Future of politics 2005-09 = Labour win election with reduced yet still sizeable majority, disappointing gains for Tories but Howard does well enough to hang on. The real wound that breaks the Labour government, or at least fatally undermines it, is self-inflicted and nothing to do with Iraq or tuition fees or immigration or the state of the NHS. What happens is that the government, after beating around the bush for ages, rush through completely half-arsed and shambolic and massively unpopular reform of the council tax system. Everyone else scents real actual electoral blood and tears Blair apart like a pack of ravenous hounds.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I am quite excited about voting tomorrow. Mostly because my polling station is my old infants school hall, and I will wonder around looking a bit bewildered about how small everything feels and then suddenly remember stuff I'd completely forgotten about, possibly triggered by the fact the place still smells of slightly off milk 20 years later.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh come on, any fule no that Falmer's a great stadium in the making.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

football is rubbish

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Polly Toynbee incredibly OTM

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

New Labour: reasons NOT to vote for them:

- they meddle with the public sector implementing unnecessary controls/ regulation / inflexible targets / red tape
- they have increased taxes including increasing National Insurance when they said they would NOT
- they submit to power of President Bush and right wing republicans: re Iraq
- they imposed tuition fees on students and carry on the student loans agenda of the tories
- Council Tax continues to increase ever year - this tax system is inflexible and they refuse to replace it
- they want to impose ID cards that would cost billions
- they have daft schemes such as Baby Bonds that will be worth next to nothing when kids turn to 18 - indeed if the New Labour party are in charge then they will still have to pay for tuition fees ! Giving in one hand, taking back with the other
- their leadership style is dictorial and many post 1997 MPs are New Labour Blairite robots with no ideas of their own.
- Labour are soft on crime, re reducing sentences and ineffective tagging
- they are pro big business outsourcing jobs to private companies
- they are not committed to redistribution of wealth, re higher taxes for the very wealthy
- their London Major increases Travel costs on the buses and tube
- instead of reducing the retirement age, they want to implement a 65 year retirement age for all and indeed there has been talk of encouraging people to work till 70 by bribing them with xtra lump sum payments if they delay taking their pension!


There is a great site on the general election that attacks the establishment agenda of the right wing Conservatives and New Labour who they label as Neo-Conservatives.

http://www.eurolegal.org/neoconnewlab.shtml

The coming election is not a battle between right and left - but between two equally right-wing factions - the Lunatic Right of Howard's Conservatives, and the Neoconservative Right of Blair's "New" Labour.

Over Blair's last two terms, it has become increasingly apparent that "New" Labour has very little indeed to do with the democratic socialism of the old Labour Party, or with democratic anything

Check the tactical voting - shit list to kick out the Tories and Blairite New Labour
http://www.eurolegal.org/ukneocons/theshitlist.htm

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I still don't know how I am going to vote.

Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I'm much the same... Never been like this before. My friend at work is the same. It's a tricky one.

KeefW (kmw), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

- their London Major increases Travel costs on the buses and tube

Yeah, but he cut them first.

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

so which party is proposing to scrap the council tax?

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

lib dems say a local income tax.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

alright! i should read up on this.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

omg we'd end up paying more. although it's probably fair (even though we're already in one of the highest council tax place in london)

this is very interesting! i hope this happen so i can rejoice in making my flatmate pay more local income tax than i do because he earns more ££££££

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

the Greens would scrap council tax too.

I will vote Green if I can but I'm not sure whether there is a Green candidate, I got sent a pamphlet for one but it says he is standing in Glasgow North, and I'm Glasgow Central. If there is no Green, I will be a bit stumped.

I suppose I might very grudgingly vote Lib Dem.

Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

there must be a green, for glasgow central.

I am going to investigate sarwar, a little, now. I thought he was the monklands and scandal guy, from years ago, but I may be wrong.

his name is an anagram of "ARS WAR", though. not in my name.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

no, monklands was something else.

First, the general election poll in the Govan constituency, on the river's south bank, was allegedly rigged with non-existent "ghost electors", with the victorious Labour nominee, cash-and-carry millionaire Mohammed Sarwar, 46, admitting handing £5,000 (which he said was a loan) to a rival Asian candidate.

I will definitely not vote, for him.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think there is a Green for us, RJG. I can't a place on the internet that says for sure, though.

Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

operation christian vote?

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I found a place. Yes, there is a Green, Gordon Masterton.

Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Today's Daily Mirror:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/newspapers/5_may_2005/img/2.jpg

Today's Morning Star:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/newspapers/5_may_2005/img/5.jpg

Today's The Sun:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/newspapers/5_may_2005/img/6.jpg

I don't know which one's worse.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

the middle one is truly sickening!

$V£N! (blueski), Thursday, 5 May 2005 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Which party is the Morning Star supporting then?

Also, The Sun = spot on in equating Blair and Brown with the most despised team in the country. Deliberate, yeah?

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Thursday, 5 May 2005 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Brighton has 6, *SIX*, Green councillors!

Results in last general election:

Labour 48.7%
Conservative 25.1%
Liberal Democrat 13.1%
Green 11.6%

Norwich, where I live, has 5 councillors from a smaller population! Whodathunk of that? Especially given the popular reputations of the two cities.

Ben Dot (1977), Thursday, 5 May 2005 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

And, according to the council website: one, single, solitary Tory.

Ben Dot (1977), Thursday, 5 May 2005 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The Morning Star generally supports the Labour MPs who were against the war in Iraq, against foundation hospitals and against tuition fees. In effect, it's pro-protest voting.

Blair and Brown are meant to be wearing Liverpool shirts on the front of The Sun, not Manchester United, if that's what you mean by 'most despised' - Liverpool just got through to the final of the European Champion's League, hence the reference.

The Morning Star's front page editorial this morning:

VOTE FOR PEACE, JOBS, PENSIONS, PUBLIC SERVICES

Tony Blair is urging traditional Labour supporters not to protest against new Labour policies, including the illegal invasion of Iraq, by voting Liberal Democrat in case this results in Michael Howard getting into 10 Downing Street by the back door.

The least he should do is admit his personal responsibility for leaving the back door open because of his pro-war, pro-private profits agenda. The Labour Party should also revisit its unjustifiable refusal to consider a fairer voting system, where seats won would reflect more closely the number of votes cast.

It is an indictment of the first-past-the-post system that the only choice of Prime Minister on offer is between a war criminal and a xenophobe who imposed the poll tax during the dark days of Margaret Thatcher. These unpalatable alternatives may appear to many voters as a reason to abstain or spoil their ballot.

But people should consider the issues that matter, including peace, jobs — especially in the manufacturing sector — pensions and public services, and ask themselves what kind of government would be more likely to deliver progress.

The Tories are committed to slashing £35 billion from public spending, which will result in worsened services and tens of thousands of job cuts. They were, if anything, more gung-ho over the Iraq war than new Labour. The Tories presided over the destruction of Britain’s coal mining, shipbuilding, steel and other key industries. They broke the link between the state pension and average earnings. New Labour forced through parliamentary backing for George W Bush’s invasion scheme, but Labour MPs formed the largest and most consistent anti-war bloc.

The government has significantly increased spending on public services, although it remains wedded to private finance initiatives and other devices to channel public cash to the private sector. It failed to defend Rover and other key industrial assets. It has refused to take back our railways into public ownership. And it has not reinstated the link between pensions and earnings.

These failures have cast a dark shadow over the government, but they do not add up to a credible argument for not exercising a preference in the choice between Labour and Tory. A Labour government — even a right-wing new Labour administration — confronted by newly enthused large sections of the labour movement, the trade unions and the left fighting to achieve more progressive policies is a historically more advanced position than any return to a rabid-right Tory government faced with a toothless Labour opposition

This does not have to mean a Labour vote in all seats.

The leading members of the War Cabinet have not only forfeited personal trust but are responsible for bringing about a situation in which many erstwhile Labour voters are determined to cast their votes for credible socialist antiwar candidates in many constituencies.

But, in the vast majority of seats, forces for change must vote Labour.

They should also start building now for the future, meeting and discussing with each other the need for an agreed left-wing programme around which the labour and progressive movements can unite and campaign. This cannot be the preserve of any one group. Nor can it be the project solely of those with a Labour Party card in their pocket, especially in light of the 200,000 members that have left the party since 1997. The broadest possible unity is essential to develop such a programme, for which a Labour government is the necessary backdrop.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 5 May 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

- their London Major increases Travel costs on the buses and tube

Busses are still cheaper now than when I started paying adult fares 10 years ago. Much cheaper if you take oyster pre-pay into account.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 5 May 2005 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

gah, voted on way to work. would've been nice to be able to vote for someone rather than against the others (i'm still not sure whether Andy Slaughter is his name or one of his policies...)

voting slip had serial number on the back and my elector number is now on the stub associated with that slip - so much for secret ballot.

and then random woman outside want to take my electoral number as i left.

whole thing was made more confusing by watching stereolab videos beforehand and hearing laetitia singing that she *doesn't care* if the fascists have their way. has the world gone crazy? 8)

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 5 May 2005 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a surly labour man ask me if I had left my polling card begind.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 5 May 2005 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought stereolab were fascists.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 5 May 2005 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just been number-taking for 2 hours - trade was brisk and steady.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 5 May 2005 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

a labour party member friend of mine fkn *canvassed* us (surreptitiously) last night.

N_Rq, Thursday, 5 May 2005 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

By canvass, do you mean 'asked how you were voting', or tried to persuade you?

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 5 May 2005 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ilx.p3r.net/newanswers.php?board=1

Minor bomb blast outside british conslate and New York.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 5 May 2005 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ilx.p3r.net/newanswers.php?board=1

Minor bomb blast outside british consulate and New York.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 5 May 2005 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

By canvass, do you mean 'asked how you were voting', or tried to persuade you?
-- Dave B (dave.boyl...), May 5th, 2005.

the former, with the latter implicit (i think -- i didn't take the call).

N_RQ, Thursday, 5 May 2005 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

a labour party member friend of mine fkn *canvassed* us (surreptitiously) last night.
-- N_Rq

Ha! I was expecting this last night as the friend I was out with is actually a junior spin doctor. To her credit she listened to me rant and then turned bacck to the pressing issue of buying more wine.

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 5 May 2005 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Primary schools! Amateurism! Muddling through! I feel kinda patriotic, almost.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 5 May 2005 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought The Sun was pro-Tory, no?

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

no

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 5 May 2005 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

The Sun has a right-wine agenda, sure; but, has been pro-nu-labour since '97.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 5 May 2005 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

They publicly announced their support for Labour by streaming red smoke from their building, a couple of days after the papal election had been finalised in a kind of similar manner. Oh those wacky boob-mongers, what will they think of next?

Voted on the way to the bus stop. Very anticlimactic, I always expect glitter to shoot out of the polling booth or something when the cross has been inscribed.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 5 May 2005 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

the sun's agenda surely is the same as rupert murdoch's - very pro very right wing, but ffs don't back a loser.

I'm still undecided. not tory, but...?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 5 May 2005 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course the Sun are pro-Tory, seeing as they're pro-Tony!

A right-wine agenda? Do they want Jilly Goolden for PM?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 5 May 2005 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Voted this morning, I was the only person at the polling station. There was one candidate I had no idea was standing - "Independent", I felt a bit guilty that my knowledge of local issues was so poor.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

That's very strange. What about the editorial in yesterday's Sun? And their views on gypsies and immigrants? I thought these were all pro-Conervative.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

this evening i will be entertaining a tory voter, plus aforementioned labour d00d and a bunch of PLUs, ie floating dissenting non-labour protest-type voters of the sort alistair campbell could reall give a fuck about.

i voted this morn. i wasn't going to. at 6.45am there was a lib-dem leaflet saying 'GOOD MORNING!' on it. too, too much, lynne.

N_RQ, Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i like the idea that when you have voted you get a fan fair a glass of wine and a fully paid day off work, anbd yeah the sun are pro tory and pro new labour.

maddog2020 (pixie), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't know there was a Green candidate in our constituency, but I guess they didn't want to waste paper by spamming everyone, eh?

xpost to Tom

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

How do I know which parties are standing in my local constituency? I'm interested in finding out if there are any wackos round our way.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The BBC have a constituency-by-constituency guide which should tell you.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Go here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/default.stm and stick your postcode in the constituency search.

robster (robster), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Exactly how easy would it be for them to change it from first-past-the-post to proportional representation if they wanted to?

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

How do I know which parties are standing in my local constituency? I'm interested in finding out if there are any wackos round our way.

go to the polling station?

N_Rq, Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

a first past the whati?

md2020 (pixie), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

voting slip had serial number on the back and my elector number is now on the stub associated with that slip - so much for secret ballot.

This has always been the case. Back in the 50s, MI5 used to go through all the Communist ballot papers after the election to check up on who was voting for them.

I voted before going to work, at about 7.15. On my way out of the polling station, the Tory candidate was just pulling up in his car. I mentioned it to my mother, and found that she thought our sitting Labour MP was a Tory. "I'm sure we used to have one."

"No, mother, he lost the '97 election. He's a journalist now - the Tory Party don't like him because he's gay, and he lost the election after taking money to ask questions in Parliament."

Had a conversation with a colleague at work about politics. "Of all the parties," he said, "the one I'm closest to is the BNP. We don't have enough nationalism in this country. All these Europeans just do what they want, and we're the only ones stupid enough to follow the rules." He then went on about the election being unfair: "My son's at university, and he had a voting card sent to his halls there, and then one sent to our house! It always used to be that everyone just got one vote! If he wanted to, he could vote there, drive back home and vote twice! And noone would know! They don't have computers or anything in the polling stations."

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

No wackos to report in my constituency apart from UKIP.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I've now found out more about the independent guy - he's an NHS whistleblower who is campaigning against falsification of statistics.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, voter fraud is TOP of the bnp's priorities. i once worked in an office where a woman of about 30 said she'd vote bnp. it was too surreal. we worked in the nhs. my job was to... falsify statistics.

N_RQ, Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang on...:

Peter Rigby
Independent
Mr Rigby, 57, who lives in Sandy, is a freelance journalist specialising in conservation.
He will be campaigning for teachers to be given priority in affordable housing, for wider adoption of hydrogen fuel and try to engender a feeling of connection between Hitchin and Harpenden.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"and try to engender a feeling of connection between Hitchin and Harpenden."

hahaha, for some reason this has me thinking about orbital raves...

N_RQ, Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.herts24.co.uk/election2005/imgs/David_Hitchman.gif
David Hitchman
United Kingdom Independence Party
Visit the UKIP website »
Mr Hitchman, 42, is a father of two from Buntingford and works as a sales manager for BT.
"Britain must withdraw from the EU if we are to regain our independence," he said.
Mr Hitchman, now living in Buntingford, has been a Hertfordshire resident for more than 20 years. He said: "I’m just a regular bloke with a wife and two children, never been too interested in politics, but I felt I had to make a difference in the way the country is run."

Oooohoohoo... :-I

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.herts24.co.uk/election2005/imgs/sillouette.jpg

The UKIP guy for Hitchin and Harpenden is even scarier looking!

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Story of the election: independant candidate Peter Law overturning a 19,000 Labour majority in Blaenau Gwent?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

If elected the first thing the UKIP guy will do is kick himself out of the country.

$V£N! (blueski), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha have you seen peter lilley?

md2020 (pixie), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's all vote Lib Dem! Let's canvas everyone we know to do the same within the next few hours! Let's wear yellow! Quick!

CHANGE IS EXCITING!!!

Rumpy Pumpkin, Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I know a lot of people voting Tory because Peter Lilley is against the developing of Green Belt land for the expansion of Luton Airport and housing. That's fair dos but I don't think it could justify someone like Howard getting in the top spot.

Another thing - do you think that when people vote they generally think of themselves (i.e. "will an alteration to council tax benefit me?") or for everyone (i.e. "is an alteration to the council tax a benefit to those who deserve it?"). I'm the latter but a lot of people I've spoken to were surprised that I'd think like this even if it didn't benefit me directly.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't even know how the lib dem council tax thing would affect me. i do know that i pay too fuckin' much.

N_RQ, Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's all vote Lib Dem! Let's canvas everyone we know to do the same within the next few hours! Let's wear yellow! Quick!
CHANGE IS EXCITING!!!

Possibly the most sensible thing I've read today.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Saw an extraordinary number of "Vote Conservative" estate agent-style placards in Kennington front-gardens this morning from the bus. I always figured there was a lot of old money in those Georgian terraces but I never thought they'd sanction such a garish display of their ignorance.

Voted before work - in Croydon North we were spoilt for choice: Veritas, Ukip, Green, Croydon Pensions Alliance, The People's Choice! Exclusively For All* and another independent (* or the People's Choice Making Politicians Work if you believe The Guardian).

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I just nipped out and voted, around the corner.

a bored-looking lady, just inside the front doors, handed me a labour leaflet, which I took, looked at and placed on the counter beside her.

got my ballot, paused, for a moment, looking at all the candidates' addresses--one of them lives in lancashire--voted.

bored-looking lady looked even more bored, as I left.

home, eating frosties.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

So tell me about some of these fringe parties like Respect and People's Choice.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Gawd knows about PC!EFA (or PCMPW) - I can't find anything on the web. I did look at their accounts at the Electoral Commission website (for year ended 31/12/03: income - nil, expenditure - nil).

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 5 May 2005 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

We voted on the way into work - no-one coming out when we arrived, no-one else voting inside, and just one person walking up the road towards the polling station when we left very odd.

Mind you, it's been very odd all round in our constituency this time (walthamstow). No-one on the doorstep, only the lib-dems really doing any leafleting. Only 5 candidates on the ballot paper, the three usual suspects, UKIP, and the Socialist alternatives. I guess our MP's feeling pretty safe with his 40% majority, and most parties I guess will be putting their resources elsewhere.

Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 5 May 2005 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Same here, Vicky. Stacks of leaflets from the lib dems, but nobody else bothering.

My only problem was that I voted at 7am and I came out of the polling station scared stiff that I might have put a cross against the wrong candidate in my early morning stupor.

Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Thursday, 5 May 2005 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I know what you mean! I got to the booth, looked at my ballot paper, and had a complete mental block about what I was supposed to do. It took me about a minute to realise that I needed to put a cross next to who I wanted to vote for.

Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 5 May 2005 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i have that general obsessive-compulsive thing of never being 100% sure whether the letter i just posted *actually went in the slot* or if i closed the front door properly. so this morning was a real strain.

N_RQ, Thursday, 5 May 2005 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Lib Dems - too many leaflets, not enough billboards (have you seen any?).

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 5 May 2005 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, loads.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

HaVe not voted yet. Polling station open 'till 10pm I believe. Have still not made mind up -

Pro labour - everyone said "it makes no difference" back in '79

Anti labour/pro libdem - taking the nation to war = the most important thing ever, and this lot fucked up by just about any standard you care to name.

anti tory - they are repellent and incompetent.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 5 May 2005 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I have. Diamond shaped, massive things, with the candidates name and "is winning" in smaller writing on the bottom.

Not a billboard as such, more the 'estate agent' type board in gardens around here.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 5 May 2005 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Just come back from having voted. It took me five minutes of staring at the ballot paper before making my mind up. I really hope I'm not going to regret this.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 5 May 2005 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Still havent been to vote, Im waiting right until the end. Then Im going to leg it up the street, dart past the old ladies at the door, and slam my vote in like a last minute winner. Some twunt is driving up and down outside my house in his Ford Something-or-other which is covered in Vote Labour flags. Think it might be our current MP himself, the finely named David Lepper. Youd better not try it here son! Whatever happened to vans with loudhailers on them anyhow?

NickB (NickB), Thursday, 5 May 2005 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw a van with a big video screen on each side in central london, playing a lib-sem video. it was like something out of blade runner.

N_RQ, Thursday, 5 May 2005 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to vote when I get home from work.
Last time round Labour had 58% of the vote (a 40% majority) in my constituency.
This time round we've got a new Labour candidate - a local boy - Gordon Brown. I can only see him increasing his share of the vote...

Greig (treefell), Thursday, 5 May 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Those cheeky Oxford East lib dems have a counsellor called 'GREEN', above either of the green ones on the list. High jinks!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 5 May 2005 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I was amazed by the number of crossed off names on the electoral list at my polling station. The majority of them, in fact - although I suppose if you bother to register to vote in the first place...

No one wearing a rosette or attempting to canvass me at all. Rubbish.

Oh, and there are loads of LibDem billboards round my way. More than there are Labour or Tory, weirdly. I think they sense a fertile feeding ground.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Most of the billboards around here are either Tory, or nominally-independant pro-Tory "countryside" organisations. One house I pass on the way to and from work, though, has a very large UKIP billboard in the front garden. Hardly any Lib Dem or Labour posters at all.

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

IT'S STARTING!!!!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ANDREW MARR SITS DOWN!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Exit Poll:

Labour: 37%
Conservative: 33%
Lib Dem: 22%
Others 8%

Labour: 356 seats
Conservative: 209 seats
Lib Dem: 53 seats
Others 28 seats

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

BBC/ ITN Exit Market Research Poll - 66 Majority for New Labour

DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"I AM THE DEPUTY"

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Liam Fox:

http://www.musicfanclubs.org/natalie/logot.jpg

"I'd hit it!"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Sunderland South: no result yet, but apparently high turnout.

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Exit polls do not include postal ballots: projected impact? Understating of Labour's seats, surely?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

No doubt, if the exit polls are wrong, that's the crutch that the pollsters will lean on. The declared results won't break the results down by postal and in-person votes; so it'll be hard to tell if that is justified.

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we have a new thread for the Night Itself as its taking a bit of time to get down to the bottom of this even on DSL and I'm PSYCHED GODDAMN IT!??*&^$?!"$£???????

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

What's all this news stuff they've got on the BBC now? Can't they talk more shite about the election?

KeefW (kmw), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

LIVE INTERACTIVE ELECTION 2005 COVERAGE THREAD

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Bah, multi-new-threadage!

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)


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