RE: Maxim's 30 worst albums of all time!From: Lieberman, Neil (Neil.Lieberman@Aspect.com)Date: Thu Apr 13 2000 - 09:05:33 PDT
30. Milli Vanilli - All For Nothing ... "You know who's Rob, who's Fab, and which one's dead"29. Bruce Willis - The Return of Bruno ... "When you get high you think you're black"28. Michael Jackson - HIStory ... "Go away"27. Jewel - Spirit ... "You will say or do anything to get laid"26. Pearl Jam - Vitalogy ... "I said no foam on that latte, zit-face"25. Barbara Streisand - Soundtrack to Yentl ... "You have a keenly developed sense of irony. But you're a dick"24. Vanilla Ice - Hard to Swallow ... "Wow, what does a penis taste like"23. Jesse Camp - Jesse & the 8th Street Kidz ... "Dad wants the credit card back"22. Poison - Look What the Cat Dragged In ... "Table six needs more rolls"21. The Notorious Big - Born Again ... "What's it like being on Shasta McNasty"20. Bon Jovi - Blaze of Glory ... "Um, why are you wearing chaps"19. Regis Philgin - It's Time for Regis! ... "Shh! QVC's doing a special on Beanie Babies"18. Huey Lewis & the News - Fore ... "How's that oat bran working for ya"17. Oasis - every single album ... "Just what the hell is a champagne supernova"?16. David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling ... "Mom, what are you doing reading this?"15. Various Artists - If I Were a Carpenter ... "The dickey's looking sharp, my man!"14. Rolling Stones - Emotional Rescue ... "Oh, there you are! We've been looking for you."13. Ace of Base - The Sign ... "You can pronounce the names of your Ikea furniture"12. Bob Dylan - Self Portrait ... "Psst! You holding, man?"11. Ricky Martin - Ricky Martin ... "We have some shocking news for you about Peter Allen"10. Hanson - Middle of Nowhere ... "You should have trashed those jpegs before the feds seized your hard drive"9. TIE: Debbie Gibson - Electric Youth / Tiffany - Hold on Old Friend's Hand ... "You own a bedazzler and think acid wash is coming back"8. Air Supply - The Definitive Collection ... "Guys like you get reamed in prison"7. Leonard Nimoy - Highly Illogical ... "You feud with relative over which was better -- the original series or Next Generation"6. Yoko Ono - Onobox ... "Jack Kevorkian would like a word with you"5. REM - Monster ... "You mime the Everybody Hurts video"4. Michael Flatley - Lord of the Dance ... "Your workmen's comp claim was denied after that nude somersault into a Saint Patrick's Day parade"3. The Osmonds - Osmond Family Christmas Album ... "You've finally met your Mormon bride"2. Yanni and John Tesh - The Endless Dream ... "Terrible, terrible things will soon happen to you...worse than Hitler"1. Soundtrack of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band ... "Nobody will ever love you....We'll get you back Australia"
also.... The worst hair in rock and roll...
Most notable:Michael Score of the Flock of Seagulls: Now bald. Justice is served.
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:26 (twenty years ago) link
― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:29 (twenty years ago) link
alex- you always pick on easy targets.
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:45 (twenty years ago) link
― richy, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:46 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:46 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:49 (twenty years ago) link
i admit i noticed this mainly when reading eg uk cosmo etc (i've never read maxim in my life, and stopped reading the uk himbo mags when FHM/loaded appeared) but this unexpected inferiority complex seems universal: if for example uk elle aggressively backed music which went WITH its overall ideology-look-attitude that wd be (potentially) interesting and useful, but instead it timidly follows the hem hem rockist consensus
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:50 (twenty years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:52 (twenty years ago) link
― robin (robin), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:56 (twenty years ago) link
― dave q, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:04 (twenty years ago) link
― dave q, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:10 (twenty years ago) link
― dave q, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:11 (twenty years ago) link
― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:12 (twenty years ago) link
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:27 (twenty years ago) link
not really, just JOKING around as usual do u see blah blah...
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:30 (twenty years ago) link
Otherwise, like Alex said, these are all quite easy targets. I mean, c'mon, who's gonna jump to the defense of a Yanni/John Tesh album or a Leonard friggin Nimoy album? Sheesh.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:42 (twenty years ago) link
and they spent months hyping "Yellow Ledbetter" and then they DIDN'T put it on the friggin' record! What was up with THAT!
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:49 (twenty years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:54 (twenty years ago) link
― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 13:09 (twenty years ago) link
blurbs still are sorta fun tho.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 13:57 (twenty years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:01 (twenty years ago) link
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:02 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link
Well, not this Nimoy album anyway. But The Touch of Leonard Nimoy is absolutely sublime. His version of "I Think It's Going to Rain Today," makes me cry. That does not diminish your point, however. This list ranges from easy targets to just plain nonsense. You think anyone on the staff of Maxim has ever even listened to Onobox? Or is it just funny and cool to dismiss Yoko Ono's entire career by sticking her collected works on some idiotic "worst of" list? (To be fair, I've never read Maxim. But I'm pretty sure it sucks.)
If I Were a Carpenter is terrific, and includes my favorite Sonic Youth song ever -- "Superstar." And plenty of other records on here are just fine.
The whole damned list is a pretty easy target.
― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:13 (twenty years ago) link
To me, hating music is a non-starter.
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:13 (twenty years ago) link
― james (james), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:26 (twenty years ago) link
I don't know if it's on that album, but that Bilbo Baggins song is off the hook.
― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:49 (twenty years ago) link
"No, here at Maxim we prefer to remember the late Karen Carpenter just the way she was—on her knees in the kitchen, face-down in the dog food bowl."
anyway i still think lad-mag music reviews (as opposed to hit-pieces) generally have a less rockist and more lifestyle outlook in the u.s., whatever sinkah's impressions of the english ones are.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:52 (twenty years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:12 (twenty years ago) link
Michael Jackson - HIStory Poison - Look What the Cat Dragged In ... Rolling Stones - Emotional Rescue Ace of Base - The Sign Ricky Martin - Ricky Martin ...Hanson - Middle of Nowhere Debbie Gibson - Electric Youth / Tiffany - Hold on Old Friend's Hand
― chuck, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:19 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:22 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:24 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:26 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:27 (twenty years ago) link
have they never read american psycho?
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Cacaman Flores, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:31 (twenty years ago) link
If I'm not mistaken, this album has both Aerosmith's take on "Come Together" and Alice Cooper's rendition of "Because," both of which should redeem the album from such a list.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Cacaman Flores, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:38 (twenty years ago) link
grrrrr.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:39 (twenty years ago) link
is this the american maxim ?either way somebody tell the twunts that diaz with herfingernail in her mouth isn't sexi *at all*.
that pic of her twatted coming out of a niteclubthat was sexier.
― piscesboy, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Cacaman Flores, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:43 (twenty years ago) link
I'm guessing that's because, like Tom said above, this list is all about flattering the magazine's readership.....who invariably own albums by all the "artists" you just mentioned. It's meaningless.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:44 (twenty years ago) link
im just wary of chuck's self-congratulatory let's-hyberbolically-enthuse-over-what-we-imagine-others-think-is-utterly-disposable shtick, is all. it's like he's adopted a certain rhetoric for the sake of argument (and i wouldn't argue its usefulness in a certain context) and after he's won the argument he just. won't. stop.
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:50 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:58 (twenty years ago) link
Same question for Metal Machine Music, The Flowers of Romance, ..
..and Jim Capaldi's "Daughter of the Night" , Elizabeth Barraclough's "Hi", Trickster's "Find the Lady", ..etc...
― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 16:19 (twenty years ago) link
!
― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 16:29 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 16:43 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 16:49 (twenty years ago) link
I liked Monster. It is what it is. I traded an old roommated Siamese Dream for it and have never looked back since.
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 16:52 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 17:27 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 17:43 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 17:44 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 17:46 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 17:46 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 17:48 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 17:49 (twenty years ago) link
In what way does my writing NOT illustrate or investigate the greatness of the records I think are great? (Again, have you ever actually READ my two books? I can't think of very many books that contain MORE illustration and investigation in them; I mean, if anything, THAT's what might make them tedious. And I defy you to find a single review I've written that didn't talk in specifics about what makes music good or bad as well; if anything, THAT's my shtick.) And what about the zillions of times I've asserted greatness of records and artists where there IS a consensus? I mean, have you noticed how many positive mentions Dylan, say, gets in my second book?? More than anybody, if I remember right. Sounds like you're saying I should ONLY like artists where there's a consensus. Which would make me an idiot.
― chuck, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 17:54 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:02 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:07 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:10 (twenty years ago) link
>> I can't think of very many books that contain MORE illustration and investigation in them;<<
I meant books about rock music here, by the way; not auto manuals or the Bill James Baseball Abstract or the Bible or whatever.
― chuck, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:11 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:16 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:24 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:25 (twenty years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:26 (twenty years ago) link
puckish, a.: Of the nature of or characteristic of Puck; impish, mischievous, capricious. Hence puckishly adv.; puckishness. insouciance, n.: Carelessness, indifference, unconcern.
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:28 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:29 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:29 (twenty years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:31 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:33 (twenty years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:36 (twenty years ago) link
They are American Psycho ...
― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:46 (twenty years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:51 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:53 (twenty years ago) link
This is our literature. We seriously aren't aware of the fact that Leonard Nemoy released an album of hippie songs sung by an alien, and HE knew it was a joke too. We think foreign people totally suck and are gay, especially that European dance crap for pansies, Ace of Bass can totally suck it, give us some Kid Rock baby!
Now excuse us, we have to make room for our new poll, "What's Better, Chicks, Cars, or Brewski's?"
― David Allen, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:45 (twenty years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:47 (twenty years ago) link
.....to you, maybe.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:55 (twenty years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 20:57 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:01 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:04 (twenty years ago) link
Fucking x-post w/ Jess. I shouldn't bother trying.
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:04 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Sam J. (samjeff), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:27 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:30 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:34 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:37 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:38 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:42 (twenty years ago) link
my headaches come precisely from this confusion, from trife's fondness for the red herring, and for blount's eagerness in scarfing said herring up.
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:42 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:43 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:43 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:43 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:44 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:44 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:45 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:46 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:46 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:46 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:47 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:48 (twenty years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:48 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:49 (twenty years ago) link
i like most of the music sterling and eddy are talking about. well, much of it. i can see 1,000 reasons why they might like it. it's just that it *seems* (perhaps simply to my own paranoid eyes) that they sometimes fail to extricate their like for the music from their desire to make a statement about the value of disposable/etc. Pop Music also that their critiques need to adopt a jocular quality. It strikes me as unduly defensive. but i totally buy that they like the music!
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:49 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:50 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:51 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:52 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:52 (twenty years ago) link
trife, i hear you, but i still think you're jumping way ahead of things here. talking about how hip-hop is getting fucked over by the usual-suspects classic-rock records seems backwards considering the source of this thread.
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:52 (twenty years ago) link
and i think chuck denies anyhow that he's doing any railing really so i'm not sure you and him are on the same page. and he may be right, i may be judging his body of work on the evidence of a small and uncharacteristic sample thereof.
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:54 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:54 (twenty years ago) link
i seem to remember someone telling me I listen to 'shitty' hip hop. Hmmm, who was that?
― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:55 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:56 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:56 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:57 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:58 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link
When I went to summer camp, my father sent me Maxim every single week. I still have no clue why, probably to make sure that 4 weeks of being in a small cabin in the middle of nowhere with 10 other guys wouldn't make me gay. So yeah, the stupid "YOU DON'T KNOW ME" style defense doesn't quite fit.
― David Allen, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:00 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:00 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:00 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:00 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:02 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:02 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:03 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:04 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:04 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:05 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:05 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:06 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:06 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:07 (twenty years ago) link
and you will NOT EVER see me defending Conor Oberst so don't even try to pull that card Blount!
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:08 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:09 (twenty years ago) link
― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:09 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:09 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:10 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:10 (twenty years ago) link
― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:11 (twenty years ago) link
i shall henceforth obey thumper's law.
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:11 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:12 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:15 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:18 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:20 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:20 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:21 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:24 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:26 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:27 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:28 (twenty years ago) link
― jared or Emerson Dameron or whomever (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:29 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:31 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:31 (twenty years ago) link
― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:31 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:32 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:32 (twenty years ago) link
big mothafucking ditto!
― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:36 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:37 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:39 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:41 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:43 (twenty years ago) link
If I may read between the lines a little: I think Amateurist completely believes Chuck likes these albums, and just thinks Chuck acts precious special about that fact, to the point of either getting irritating or ceasing to offer worthwhile content.
If I may read between the lines further: I speculate that any such element of Chuck comes out more strongly on ILM, being that he's a successful music critic and most of us are not and thus he's in a position where one might naturally be expected to be a little puckish and insouciant.
I would also agree with the contention that being puckish and insouciant about such things can be entertaining, if it seems deserved and applied in moderation. I find it a little irritating when Chuck Klosterman does it. In my scant reading of Eddy I have never seen him cross the line enough to bug me with this, but I haven't read enough of his stuff to have much of an informed opinion. I am not, however, mystified by the idea that someone might detect and resent such a tendency.
Does that make more sense, James?
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:45 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:55 (twenty years ago) link
1. Maxim takes on tougher targets than does Alex in NYC or amst (shock! outrage! they named bad bands and didn't go after the backstreet boys -- coz nobodys ever gone against THEM before!! its like everyone's afraid of making fun of current teenpop! they're practically on pedestals with the lips of every rockcrit ever puckered against their ass!) or derogatis.
2. Amst complains when ppl. (me) mention things they like with some reasons (tiffany's we're both thinking of her tonight coz its a great heartbreak song) and don't include dissertations. This is a rockist dbl. standard coz sure i'd love to write a dissertation on Tiffany sometime (i actually wrote one -- or at least an article) but if amst. sez "I love the rolling stones" who's gonna go "dude you have some fucking nerve saying you like them without proving it. its like yr. just trying to upset my critical applecart for no reason you annoyingly puckish scamp." More to the point I've never ONCE seen amst. give any in-depth explanation for his like or dislike of ANY MUSIC EVER.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:57 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:59 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:00 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:01 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:04 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:05 (twenty years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:07 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:08 (twenty years ago) link
Sterling -- what if you hate (or love) both?
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:08 (twenty years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:10 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:12 (twenty years ago) link
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― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:14 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:14 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:16 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:16 (twenty years ago) link
i'd say more tiffany was APPRECIATED for dance numbers and deborah for ballads. but deborah hand so little range, a comparatively weak voice, and even her dance-numbers were pretty damn go nowhere. (out of the blue was the first tape i ever bought tho and it has a special place in my heart even if for no other reason.)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:23 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:25 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:29 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:30 (twenty years ago) link
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― scott seward, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:31 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:33 (twenty years ago) link
(isn't shake your love just the chorus over and over and over or am i missing something? i mean granted i love the double-entendre but it only takes you so far. foolish beat was a bit better i recall)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:35 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:38 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:39 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:40 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:41 (twenty years ago) link
(Actually, I compare & contrast them plenty in my second book, and it would take me thousands of words to go into here, but I'm going home.)
And I still don't get how "self-congratulatory let's-hyberbolically-enthuse-over-what-we-imagine-others-think-is-utterly-disposable shtick" is not questioning my integrity. But who gives a shit, y'know?
― chuck, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:45 (twenty years ago) link
Actually, I'm a Company B guy. (But NOT in a boogie-woogie bugle way, I swear.)
― chuck, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:48 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:52 (twenty years ago) link
I'm also curious where exactly I do this:
>fail to extricate their like for the music from their desire to make a statement about the value of disposable/etc. Pop Music<<
Can you give me examples of where exactly I've made such statements, Amateurist? (Actually, I HATE most disposable pop, if you wanna know.)
― chuck, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:57 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:57 (twenty years ago) link
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:02 (twenty years ago) link
As for Klosterman, I have not read anything apart from his books, but in the newest (forthcoming?) one, he relies very heavily on the naughty-scamp routine, going so far as to make heavy use of the whole 90s "only a weirdo like me would think this" routine.
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:08 (twenty years ago) link
As for the disposable pop thing, you're right that I don't necessarily have a leg to stand on Chuck (maybe 1/2 of a leg, which isn't of much use), and I think I've already granted that I might be mischaracterizing your overall outlook on the basis of a handful of ILM posts. (I also may be confusing your writing with that of the other Chuck, and perhaps a raft of other VV critics as well.)
To try and explain myself, it seems (from my perspective--which means the threads that I read) that you are most interested in defending stray albums from much-maligned subgenres and artists and although you mention Dylan as being a major focus of your book, I haven't noticed a lot of posts on ILM (again, this may be due to my own myopia) about such consensus figures or for that matter many artists/genres that don't have the potential to raise questions about your credulity. I accept your sincerity, in fact, but it's your seeming choice of focus on precisely that music which raises hackles that begins to annoy me. Your celebration of these things (again, on ILM) seem to employ a po-face quite occasionally, such as (made-up example) "Manowar is better than Motorhead," and it's then left to subsequent posters to fill in the reasons behind this. There's a contrarianism here that--again, on selected ILM posts--seems to overwhelm other impulses and emotions. Of course this is not uncommon in general on message boards. Some ILMers have made virtual careers of such contrarianism (some of them are on this thread).
I employ the device mentioned above (let's call it the "Manowar>Motorhead device") sometimes, although I'm not proud of it. This gets at what Sterling says, that I myself am guilty of that of which I accuse others. I've said so myself numerous times on ILM. My musical literacy is woefully inadequate to the task of writing the sort of music criticism (or music study) I like to read. If it's a truism that we single out others for faults that we find in ourselves, I'm a living illustration. But if I've singled you out for criticism (some of it founded, some of it clearly not) it's because you are a convenient representative of the rock criticism establishment (by which I simply mean a popular and well-read and -entrenched published critic) and as such I hold you to a higher standard--and probably hold you accountable for a whole state of affairs for which you far from wholly to blame. That probably sounds insufferably condescending itself.
The contradiction here is that I should judge you on the stuff you actually get paid for. Which I hope to read more of this weekend and hopefully I will be robbed of my misconceptions or at least more nuanced and sensible in my criticism.
[Put another way: When I write I'm simply one guy, with no professional connection to music, who is often bored at a job he's about to leave and prefers this ragged discourse to the endless dotting of i's and crossing of t's. When you write Chuck, from my POV at least, you're writing in your professional identity.]
I probably haven't addressed all the sundry criticisms I've received on this thread, least of all Sterling's which seem in their definitiveness ("you never say anything at all" etc.) an unfortunate echo of my initial statements (now regretted) about him and Chuck. I should add that I feel bad for personally offending you and impugning your sincerity, although I remain unconvinced of the virtues of your writing style and wary of--I'll say it again, just to see if Trife can get more mileage out of it--your insistent puckishness as I've perceived it on ILM.
As for the members of the peanut gallery, it's actually quite amusing to see you graft a whole host of attributes onto me that aren't evident from my posts (and would seem obv false if you bothered to recall my general contribution to ILX outside of these unfortunate lashings out on criticism threads): rockism, anti-hip hop, whatever. I think the protean nature of this thread (starting in one place, quickly moving to another) encourages this sort of thing so in a sense this is another mea culpa.
― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:19 (twenty years ago) link
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― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:24 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:26 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:39 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:41 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:42 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 00:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 01:21 (twenty years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 01:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 01:29 (twenty years ago) link
― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 01:34 (twenty years ago) link
― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:51 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 04:15 (twenty years ago) link
DESTROY ALL JOCKS NOW!
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 08:33 (twenty years ago) link
*cracks brewski*
*(wonders if "cracks brewski" means what he assumes it means)*
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:43 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:20 (twenty years ago) link
― ham on rye (ham on rye), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 19:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:39 (twenty years ago) link
in poland, a widow is made.
― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 22:04 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 22:05 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 22:53 (twenty years ago) link
ps isn't the poison 'dis' up top a sly allusion to the dish-washing scene at the outset of the 'nothing but a good time' video? AHA AHA AHA!!!
― maura (maura), Thursday, 10 July 2003 00:29 (twenty years ago) link
lots of live albums, yeah. also the worst single according to this book is "my ding-a-ling," but eh, who knows, maybe one day I WILL WIND UP ON THE REMAINDERED TABLE WITH MY BOOK ON WHY er well who knows what i'll be trying to argue
― maura (maura), Thursday, 10 July 2003 00:47 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 10 July 2003 00:51 (twenty years ago) link
still it does have a lot of 'you put your peanut butter in my canon!!!!' sentiment throughout
― maura (maura), Thursday, 10 July 2003 00:53 (twenty years ago) link
Also, I've read that book that maura mentions ("Slipped Discs" by Jimmy Gutterman) and, yes, it is quite Rockist in spots (a version of the 33 1/3 rules of bad music making is in the intro chapter to the version thats in the local library) but the books complaint about Billy Joel is right on, and does a commendable job of defending its position on why Jimmy Gutterman dislikes the albums on the list above.(A few complaints are specious, tho. And reading his shpiel on the Bee Gee's soundtrack to the Sgt Pepper Movie made me wanna find the record just to see if it's as horrible as I remember the movie being.)
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:04 (twenty years ago) link
i will go to the massapequa show totally if anyone wants to go!!
― maura (maura), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:05 (twenty years ago) link
― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:28 (twenty years ago) link
http://www.timmcmahan.com/images/lifted5.jpg
p.s. whine whine whine
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:42 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 10 July 2003 02:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 10 July 2003 14:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 July 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 14:32 (twenty years ago) link
― maura (maura), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:20 (twenty years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:07 (twenty years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:12 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:13 (twenty years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:14 (twenty years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:16 (twenty years ago) link
"I'm cowboy...on a steel horse I ride..."No yer not. You're a poodle haired spandex fetishist greasemonkey from jersey. You are NOT a cowboy. You are NOT an outlaw biker. And there is no warrant out to arrest you scrawny ass.
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:18 (twenty years ago) link
Poison is also responsible for one of the ugliest album covers ever created:
http://heavyharmonies.com/cdcovers/P/POISON7.JPG
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:23 (twenty years ago) link
Reverse the band names and we're set, but we've been over this before (I figure the deal is that Dan has this one genetic flaw that differs from mine).
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:31 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link
Uh, it starts out with the same good tune as a Sex Pistols song, then ends with a good tune worthy of a Bay City Rollers song. And then there's CC's EXTREMELY tuneful dumbass guitar solo in the middle. So that makes at least THREE good tunes, just that I remember offhand.And their first two albums had many other tunes where those came from.
― chuck, Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:43 (twenty years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:43 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:46 (twenty years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:48 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link
Hearing this song is what turned me off to top 40 radio from 1986 through 1990. It was like a crack team of mad scientists locked themselves in a lab with the sole intention of creating a song that would piss me off and make me hate humanity.
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:05 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:18 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:25 (twenty years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:30 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:32 (twenty years ago) link
Right after "Tell it to my heart" came out, I remember talking to a girl one night who wanted a career just like Taylor Dane's. In fact, she said "I want to be just like Taylor Dane." I wonder whatever happened to that girl?
Conor Oberst should tour with Taylor Dane. I'd go see him then. (Btw, what's with the Prisoner jacket he's wearing in that pic?)
― Paul Ess, Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:43 (twenty years ago) link
― p-e-d-a-n-t (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link
OH BABY
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:45 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 10 July 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link
i'm not one to defend maxim really... i don't "read" it very much really... but maxim blender did an info blurb on reynols more than a year ago, which is pretty way ahead of just about any mainstream rock rag... (is wire a rock rag?)
also... wallpaper used to have a pretty good ear as well. my example is lost....but...
can two examples overturn a totally sound argument?
alas, i return to the salt mines...m.
― msp, Thursday, 10 July 2003 19:15 (twenty years ago) link
http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drc400/c478/c4780845780.jpg
good.
http://www.lyricscafe.com/d/dayne_taylor1.jpg
petulant.
http://www.jungworld.com/night-tracks/nttd01.jpg
GAH! Is THIS why Night Tracks was cancelled?!
http://www.delafont.com/music_acts/Music_Images/t-dayne4.jpg
Taylor today--she's off the drugs and high on life!
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 10 July 2003 19:21 (twenty years ago) link
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 10 July 2003 19:24 (twenty years ago) link
flashback:i defended vice on the ILE vice mag thread for having russ waterhouse (!!!) interview violent ramp (!!!!!!), not even a mimeographed edition-of-30 noise zine would dare as much.
― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 10 July 2003 19:26 (twenty years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 10 July 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 10 July 2003 19:40 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 10 July 2003 20:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 10 July 2003 20:31 (twenty years ago) link
eep!m.
― msp, Thursday, 10 July 2003 21:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 10 July 2003 22:21 (twenty years ago) link
― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 10 July 2003 22:54 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:45 (twenty years ago) link
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― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:47 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:47 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:56 (twenty years ago) link
He did his music live, that's hate enough.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:03 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:06 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:06 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:07 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:13 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:15 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:16 (twenty years ago) link
MMMMMMMMMMM.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:18 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:29 (twenty years ago) link
― ron (ron), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 02:39 (twenty years ago) link
― ron (ron), Friday, 11 July 2003 02:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 02:52 (twenty years ago) link
i prefer comic sans though
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 11 July 2003 03:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 03:04 (twenty years ago) link
btw my browser overrides your helvetica font also
NOTHING BUT SWEET BEAUTIFUL ARIAL hehe ;-)
also btw my html book says tt stands for 'typewriter text'
― ron (ron), Friday, 11 July 2003 03:04 (twenty years ago) link
― ron (ron), Friday, 11 July 2003 03:06 (twenty years ago) link
oh wait
― maura (maura), Friday, 11 July 2003 04:11 (twenty years ago) link
we used to talk about this lots back in the infancy of ilm.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 11 July 2003 04:25 (twenty years ago) link
― geeta, Friday, 11 July 2003 04:39 (twenty years ago) link
― maura (maura), Friday, 11 July 2003 04:57 (twenty years ago) link
And what about Mandy Moore "So Real", "The Flying Nun" soundtrack, and "Kids Bop".
― John Norton, Sunday, 13 July 2003 01:53 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 13 July 2003 02:02 (twenty years ago) link
― rv, Thursday, 11 December 2003 00:22 (twenty years ago) link
i still like this review.
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 December 2003 00:27 (twenty years ago) link
So much of Maxim's list consists of the most routine targets of the rock critics - Milli Vanilli, Hanson, Air Supply (#10 on Blender's "50 Worst Artists Of All Time"), Ricky Martin, Debbie Gibson, Tiffany. The albums by Dylan, the Stones and R.E.M. date from after they "sold out" or lost relevance.
Many critics really don't see grunge as actually relevent nowadays, so Pearl Jam is no tough target either.
Though he really does not attack tough targets, the intelligent amateur "janitor-x" (see "http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cm/member-glance/-/A2AXIWOCL9XOMM/ref=cm_aya_ac_longdesc/102-0267016-6736903?see-more-desc=1") does realise how irrelevant people today understand these super-soft targets of Blender and Maxim to be. "janitor-x" believes the idolisation of the 1960s to be quite unrealistic and a betrayal of the roots of rock music. For him, the worst artists ever are U2, the Beatles, the Cure, R.E.M. (all eras), Rage Against The Machine, the Smiths, the Clash and Pavement. His views on music might be seen as rather narrow, but his intellignce betrays popular assumptions about metals fans - for one thing.
― Julien Peter Benney, Monday, 9 August 2004 23:18 (nineteen years ago) link
6 of 27 people found the following review helpful:
gangstagangsta, January 12, 2001 Reviewer: A music fan I'll say I was impressed with them's collection of songs. Perhaps the best gangsta rap album of 1965 this one must be picked up. the beats are so fat. Its all over now fet. Van Morrison is so phat. peace out ya'll
― The Bells! The Bells!, Tuesday, 10 August 2004 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link
None of these albums are bad.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link
I remember liking <i>Fore!</i> "Doin it all for my bayyba" That song is funny.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:48 (four years ago) link
I mean Fore!
All this talk about Conor Oberst upthread. That’s someone who fits the “Whose artistic legacies have declined in the past ten years?” thread like a glove.
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 22 August 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link
There has never been a good “Worst Albums Ever” list.
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 22 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link
Wow, what a dumb list. I mean it's Maxim, but still.
― Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 August 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link