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1 Public Enemy it takes a nation of millions to hold us back
2 XTC Black Sea
3 De La Soul 3 Ft. High and Rising
4 The Beatles abbey road
5 Fugazi Repeater
6 Brainiac hissing prigs in static couture
7 Talking Heads Remain in Light
8 Miles Davis Sketches of Spain
9 The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
10 Michael Jackson Thriller
11 LL Cool J Mama Said Knock You Out
12 Fugazi 13 Songs
13 REM Murmur
14 The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
15 Paul Simon Graceland
16 Jawbox For Your Own Special Sweetheart
17 Lauryn Hill The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
18 OMD Dazzleships
19 Shudder to Think Pony Express Record
20 Fishbone Truth And Soul
21 REM Lifes Rich Pageant
22 Jay-Z Hard Knock Life
23 John Coltrane Giant Steps
24 A Tribe Called Quest The Low End Theory
25 Carole King Tapestry
26 The Beatles Sgt. Pepper
27 XTC Oranges and Lemons
28 Sarah Vaughn Greatest Hits
29 Mos Def Black on Both Sides
30 Red Hot Chili Peppers Uplift Mofo Party Plan
31 Brainiac smack bunny baby
32 Soul Coughing el oso
33 Art of Noise Who's Afraid of the Art of Noise?
34 Public Enemy Fear of a Black Planet
35 Unrest Imperial ffrr
36 Bob Dylan Bringing It All Back Home
37 Fugazi End Hits
38 Nation of Ulysses 13 Point Plan to Destroy America
39 Superchunk Foolish
40 Miles Davis Kind of Blue
41 Talk Talk Colours of Spring
42 Rashaan Roland Kirk Blacknuss
43 Smart Went Crazy Con Art
44 Elliott Smith XO
45 Shudder to Think Get Your Goat
46 Sam Cooke Greatest Hits
47 Trouble Funk Live
48 XTC skylarking
49 The Smiths Meat Is Murder
50 Charlie Parker Greatest Hits
51 Fishbone EP
52 Nas Illmatic
53 Peter Tosh Legalize It
54 Beastie Boys Check Your Head
55 Jesus Lizard Liar
56 Vitapup An Hour With Vitapup
57 Shudder to Think Funeral At The Movies
58 the beatles rubber soul
59 Fugazi In On The Killtaker
60 Janet Jackson The Velvet Rope
61 The Wooden Stars Mardi Gras
62 Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
63 Mouse on Mars Nien Niggung
64 Buddy Holly Greatest Hits
65 Deee-Lite World Clique
66 OMD Architecture and Morality
67 Eurythmics Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These)
68 Various Stay Awake (Tribute to Disney movie music)
69 Madonna Like a Prayer
70 Madness One Step Beyond…
71 Siouxsie and the Banshees Kiss in the Dreamhouse
72 Peter Gabriel So
73 Tortoise TNT
74 Led Zeppelin IV
75 Cabaret Voltaire The Crackdown
76 The Band The Band
77 Talk Talk Laughing Stock
78 Joni Mitchell Court and Spark
79 Squeeze Singles 45 and under
80 Frank Sinatra In The Wee Small Hours of the Night
81 Rolling Stones Exile on Main Street
82 Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime
83 Black Star Mos Def and Talib Kweli are Black Star
84 The Pixies Doolittle
85 Steely Dan Complete recordings
86 Prince Purple Rain
87 Quruli Team Rock
88 INXS Listen Like Thieves
89 Gangstarr Hard to Earn
90 Duran Duran Seven and the Ragged Tiger
91 U2 The Joshua Tree
92 Death Cab For Cutie We Have The Facts And We're Voting Yes
93 Bob Marley Uprising
94 Bim Skala Bim How's It Goin'?
95 Joni Mitchell Blue
96 XTC Apple Venus
97 The Replacements Pleased to Meet Me
98 Paul Simon Rhythm of The Saints
99 New Order Substance
100 Robert Johnson complete recordings

Worst. List. Evar. (Clearly the best XTC is Skylarking!)

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

PS - I will leave this to the pros!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

He definitely loves Fugazi.

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Moan moan moan. I dunno they should take your walking sticks off youse.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

That's expected!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

He's got OMD on there twice, can't be all that bad.

― minolta (minolta), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, read what he posted:

The Absolute Best Records Ever, Except For That Shitty One By OMD
05/21/04
A few months ago, Rolling Stone had this Top 500 Records of All Time thing, right? And I gotta say that the top 150 were pretty untouchable. It could really serve as a good primer for the best post WWII pop music. After 150 I think that it got a little dubious--I mean, I think Californication was in the Top 300--but it was all right.
It got me to thinking--hey, what the hell are my Top 100? And really, really, what 100 records have I listened to the most? Not the records I want everyone to think I listened to the most. Not Albert Ayler, although Live at the Village Vanguard is pretty unreal. Not the Nurse With Wound record I would love to claim to be my ninth-favorite of all time, in certain company. What records did I really just play over and over again? What got the most spins, regardless of any other factor?
So I made a list and I checked it twice. Well, I checked it once. Every day for two weeks, I moved things up and down and deleted them, when I would force myself to admit that I did not in fact listen to a Tar record more than The Velvet Rope by Janet Jackson.
I am now finished. I now have the list. They are not the best records of all time by a long shot: I recently revisted OMD's Dazzleships and it is embarrassing, whereas their Organisation is pretty boss. Uplift Mofo by the Chili Peppers is not really a record I need around in my adult life (although Blood Sugar Sex Magik is fine by me.) There is no Marvin Gaye; not a lot of Rolling Stones; No James Brown or Little Richard; Nevermind, an album I respect greatly but never owned, isn't there; I never spent much time with Revolver, which most people consider the choice Beatles album; I mean, it's really embarrassing to a certain extent. But what can I tell you? I never felt the urge to pop in a Gang of Four CD. I've dabbled enthusiastically in all the Clash records without ever really having a phase with one of them.
I'd say the most interesting stretch is 50-80, where some of the oddball obsessions live. I played the living shit out of that Cabaret Voltaire record in junior high. I never listened to another one of their records. Why? How did I get my hands on Cabaret Voltaire? I have no idea. I probably saw it at Sam Goody and liked the cover. And that Disney tribute is still great to these ears--Los Lobos doing "I Wanna Be Just Like You" from Jungle Book? Come on, that's deathless. But it's just deathless for me, I'm not arguing that it was part of the canon. I just took a shine to it. Who can explain that kind of thing?
At the end, things get vague. There's quite a few that could have been on there. Robert Johnson was in a death match with Rites of Spring for a week, but Mr. Milk Cow Blues pulled it out in the end.
This was a lot of fun to do. It was enjoyable to force myself to admit to the records I really listened to, not the ones I'd like to think I listened to--I felt like I was standing up for the clueless 15-year-old suburban kid who didn't know any better than to rock out to Fishbone. It turned me on at the time and I'll always respect that. And frankly, I had pretty good music taste! Lotta good songs on this list--even on Dazzleships! I gotta telegram... in my hand...
So here it is: Travis in 100 records.

OMG RICH WHITE SUBURBIA APOLIGIST!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

APOLOGIST! even

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

From the P'fork intro (a joke, right?):

Considering OMD's ratio of shitty records to decent ones-- don't even get us started on "How Bizarre!"-- Morrison had an impressively sizable chunk of recordings to choose from.

― Stacey Pollen (Andy K), Monday, 24 May 2004 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Don't even get us started on 'It's Funky Enough!'"

― Stacey Pollen (Andy K), Monday, 24 May 2004 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Greatest hits albums are for housewives and little girls." - Bruce McCulloch.

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

his top ten has three great albums, the rest are shite.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

6 Brainiac hissing prigs in static couture

like no shit you like this record, dork!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank heavens for housewives and little girls.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I will give him hilarity points for listing TNT over Led Zep's IV, though.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I think he's a pussy for being afraid to compose his 100 best albums. Chickenshit motherfucker lists the albums he "listened to the most" and then uses being a dumb suburban white kid as an excuse.

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

the albums he "listened to the most"

That's a great standard, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, I've probably listened to "Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Greatest Hits" and "Best of the Beach Boys Vol. 2" more than anything I own now because when you're 12 years old, you have like 7 records.

1) Nirvana - Nevermind
2) Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Greatest Hits
3) Best of the Beach Boys Vol. 2
4) Green Day - Dookie
5) Ramones - All the Stuff and More Vol. 1

etc

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

what you listen to most is of great value -- who the fuck cares about what this guy thinks is 'most important'? what authority does he have?

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

His top 10 has like 8 good records, I'm so shocked

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

wtf is up with these?
85 Steely Dan Complete recordings
100 Robert Johnson complete recordings

and that's a pretty shitty list
good excuse (?!) or not

― rentboy (rentboy), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

There's 21 records on that list that I like. But I have no idea who this guy is, so I don't know whether to be shocked or not. I probably should be, since he likes Nation of Ulysses, and that would ordinarily invalidate his taste forever.

― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and Dazzle Ships is a great album.
Fuck you, Pitchfork ("how bizarre"? c'mon dudes)

― rentboy (rentboy), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't "How Bizzarre" by OMC?

― NickB (NickB), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Duh, sorry, I'm a lttle slow at seeing jokes today...

― NickB (NickB), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm shocked just cos a top 10 w/more than 2 recs I care about's increasingly unusual. It's not really a shocking list in its own right. There's FORTYSIX "records" I like on that list overall, which I don't like. He uses "Greatest Hits" a little much to be quite believable, not that it matters

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

also funny that someone remembered Vitapup.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually it's more like 70, I mean who doesn't at least kinda like Buddy Holly and Dee-Lite and so on

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

What's wrong with the Nation of Ulysses?

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The singer

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

They're better than the Make Up

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ah, some Riot Grrls! My politics will make short work of this"

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh but yeah they're MUCH better than the MU, true

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

There are maybe 20 albums/artists on there that I love/think are fantastic and probably another 20 I think are very good.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

It may be that "everyone kinda likes them" thing, maybe. This sort of list might be the new canon or something which'd be sad cos not enough interesting stuff/Stones

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Theory: lists are so inherently controversial that even if it's one guy's opinion, even if it's a guy that you don't even know, people get worked up over them.

I should go ask the guy at my local sub shop what he likes and post that. That would get at least 100 posts, easy.

(P. S. English Settlement is the best XTC record.)

― Chris Dahlen (Chris Dahlen), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

English Settlement is really good! Skylarking has some "cheese" that it is missing.

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Oranges & Lemons is either their worst record, or next to worst. In any case, if you ever wanted to know what a slow news day looks like, here you have it.

― dleone (dleone), Monday, 24 May 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice list, lots of good stuff in there, lots I haven't heard as well though. Seems pretty consistant with the music he makes, I like it when that happens.

― TomB (TomB), Monday, 24 May 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah there's nothing better than someone who betrays his obvious influences *groan*

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

He was a wicked cocky motherfucker the one time I saw the Dismemberment Plan live. Sure they're a tight band and I have 3 of their cds, but they're not the saviors of indie, that pitchfork makes them out to be.

The DC area bands they aped were all way bettah!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice to see that Paul Simon encouraged him to dig so much deeper into African music.

― NickB (NickB), Monday, 24 May 2004 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't see any problem with this. If the guy wants to make up a list, fine, read it if it interests you, don't if it doesn't. As for whether it's a "good" list or not, surely any honest list presented by someone who takes an intelligent interest in music (which he obviously does) is as valid as any other.

The Frank Sinatra album is called "In The Wee Small Hours", though and the first line of the title track is "In the wee small hours of the morning" not "the night". I do wonder how easy it would be to make that mistake if you'd listened to the album a lot.

― frankiemachine, Monday, 24 May 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

It is not music news.

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice to see that Paul Simon encouraged him to dig so much deeper into African music.

or Paul Simon

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 24 May 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"but they're not the saviors of indie, that pitchfork makes them out to be"

I've never quite understood this. So if Pitchfork hypes a band, then do people feel that they can't talk too positivly about this band, in case they might be associated with the Pitchfork & Dismemberment Plan ¢¾ brigade? Do phrases such as 'saviours of indie' actually mean anything anyway?

"yeah there's nothing better than someone who betrays his obvious influences *groan* "

Were you talking to me? I was just saying I can see how a lot of music on that list has influenced the Dismemberment Plan sound. There are lots of influential albums on that list? Are there not? There are certain bits of Dismemberment Plan songs that have always reminded me of older stuff that is on that list, it was cool to find out he actually listens to some of it.

― TomB (TomB), Monday, 24 May 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

why is it "cool?" Isn't their music obvious enough?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 245 from pitchforkmedia.com for "dismemberment plan". (0.42 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 109 from pitchforkmedia.com for "boredoms". (0.22 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 9,130 from pitchforkmedia.com for "sonic youth". (0.68 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 31 from pitchforkmedia.com for "wolf eyes". (0.21 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 16,400 from pitchforkmedia.com for "black dice". (1.71 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 675 from pitchforkmedia.com for "fugazi". (0.43 seconds)

Quotes:

Love them or hate them-- for there are few who find themselves between these extremes-- The Dismemberment Plan were an undeniably forward-thinking band, innovative without sacrificing accessibility, and always looking to forge new ground. It's possible that their tendency to continually transform themselves hastened their breakup, which, if you haven't been following the indie rock newswires, has been in progress for nearly a year now. The band realized there was no point in repeating themselves, and once they reached the point where they might be in danger of it, they closed up shop, though they kept touring on their existing material for months after officially calling it quits last month.

Change is something fans of D.C.'s The Dismemberment Plan have grown accustomed to over the years, as the band has proven to make vast leaps in maturity with each album.

After nearly a decade of rocking the indie music scene with their unique, groundbreaking pop, Washington, DC's greatest-ever live band, The Dismemberment Plan is, well... dismembering.

The Short Review:
If you consider yourself a fan of groundbreaking pop, go out and buy this album right now. Now. Get up. Go.

Everytime Pitchfork refers to the Dismemberment Plan as "pop", a puppy dies.

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

PS - U R ALL GAY CORNY INDIE FUXXZXXX!@!@

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

PPS - BRAID REMIXES ARE K-LAME, TRAVIS!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

The Dismemberment Plan were an undeniably forward-thinking band, innovative without sacrificing accessibility, and always looking to forge new ground...and they listen to nothing but Tibetan chanting, Los Tigres del Norte, and Goa Trance.

See? That would be cooler than "huh dude big surprise I like Talking Heads and Brainiac!"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

HSTENCIL I HAVE A GOA COMP, LOVE TEH GAMELAN AND HAVE TONS OF STAUCKHAUSEN MP3Z, I AM GOING TO MAKE JAWESOME POP MUSIQUE!!

Also, I think number 2 indie guilt doofbag CEX needs a mention here.

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

please, for the love of god, don't mention Cex EVER AGAIN.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet he reads his referer logs too.

http://www.rjyan.com/images/ld-ngkool.jpg

There, I hope he shows up.

The best thing ever was seeing M1ke from P4l4tk4 tell CEX that Shudder to Think had bad records and having the "show" stop for like 5 minutes to argue about that.

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

your hard-on for the Dismemberment Plan is starting to make the transition from annoying to disturbing.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 24 May 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

hard-on usually implies like, not dislike, Al.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, apparently I have a hard on for fat chicks too.

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

it can also imply having it out for someone.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You seem to have a boner for me, Al the corny indie fucker!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

takes one to know one, dude! and don't bring my fat cock into this.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

you're the one who brought up hard-ons, perv.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gay!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Screen Name: Hotel Opera
Warning Level: 0%
Online Since: Mon May 24 13:03:11 2004
---
http://governmentnames.blogspot.com/
The Nine Greatest Songs of All Time (Right Now)
1. Oran “Juice” Jones "The Rain"
2. Sting f/ Twista "Stolen Car (Take Me Dancing)" B. Recluse remix
3. Young Gunz "Friday Night" Samir remix
4. Brad Paisley "Me Neither"
5. They Might Be Giants "Am I Awake?"
6. Mase "Welcome Back"
7. Kinks "Victoria"
8. New Edition "Mr. Telephone Man"
9. Yellowcard "Ocean Avenue"

HAHAHAH YELLOWCARD

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Travis making a favorite albums list and posting it on his personal website: whatever
Pitchfork calling it "news": dud
ILM threads degenerating into hot throbbing gay-baiting: always always classic

― Nick Mirov (nick), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

so basically, shit on people's taste until they apologize for it, and then shit on them for having "indie guilt", right? anyway I'm pretty sure I've never said anything to or about you here before so it's not like I have it out for you either, so I'll just try and leave it alone.

(x-post Mirov OTM)

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

again, it was your boy AL that brought up hard-ons.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

tired = It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back as your #1 record of all time.

― tk, Monday, 24 May 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

also I'm shocked you decided to pick on something other than the TMBG!

(x-post: boner hard-on cock cock cock. happy?)

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

~~~~~c======8

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, Al, I was just shitting on him for having a dumb fuck list.

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

GIRLS THINK THEY ARE "TOO MACHO."

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I was referring to your shitting on my list, not his, which I'm not really defending anyway.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"because your kiss, your kiss, is on my list"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

When the thread dissecting the guy's list reaches into 70 posts, ILM is probably not in a position to accuse anyone of wankery.

― Marianne Faithless, Monday, 24 May 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

you got us! god forbid an internet message board ever get "wankery."

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

yer sensitive.

anyway, tell us more about how disappointed you are that the dismemberment guy likes music that clearly influenced his own music. i don't think we got it the first 8 times.

― Marianne Faithless, Monday, 24 May 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

you got me Ryan!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

please Schreiber, don't hurt 'em!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Marianne Faithless, do you like Nelly?

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.changesonline.com/images/46-8.jpg

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do people act like they need to stick up for pitchfork?

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.glacombe.com/images/nellyfurtado2.jpg

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

YEAH PITCHFORK POSTED AN INTERESTING LIST FROM A MUSICIAN WHO'S KNOWN TO HAVE INTERESTING IDEAS, UGH MAN BOOORRRRIIINNNGGGGGGGG!! FUCKING HACK WANKERS, BE ORIGINAL AND TALK ABOUT LOVELESS AND HEX ENDLESSLY, GAWD.

― David Allen (David Allen), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.davesdomain.net/tb1201/gallery/dragon02/costumes/dc-cost033.jpg

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://anubiannotion.com/Nellyville.jpg

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://compgeom.cs.uiuc.edu/~jeffe/pix/hello-kitty.gif

When did the Dismemberment Plan have any particularly interesting ideas?

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://superjay.timduru.org/Art/monsterball.jpg

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

nelly furtado looks like catherine zeta-douglas-fossilbabies-jones in that pic

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do people act like they need to stick up for pitchfork?

i dunno. why do two sentences pointing out the irony of the wankery accusation in the thread subj. heading send two guys into a big Face Saving dance?

― marianne faithless, Monday, 24 May 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I asked you firsT!!!!!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I LUV LOVELESS AND HEX AND I WANT TO HAVE THEIR BABIES.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"face saving?" where did I say there's anything wrong with wankery?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Remixing Braid dooms you to college radio dumbshit hell.

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

if it wasn't for wankery, my job would be even more boring.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://superjay.timduru.org/Art/Medic.jpg

This is the 2nd half fo my gallery featuring all my older works of art, feel free to look aorund, rememrb, these areMY pictures, also be warned that there could be scarey pictures for younger children.

BUT...Don't just look here!! I have a lot more art scattered about on my other pages...especially on the SFX Makeup page....A lot more scattered around!!!!

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

When did the Dismemberment Plan have any particularly interesting ideas?
-- Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (○☆♥♋∼◎↑Ω...), May 24th, 2004.

When they recorded music, fuckface.

― David Allen (David Allen), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have an interesting idea, let's go out for a sandwich after Travis finishes this vocal take."

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

You can all go home to your familes. We'll take it from here.

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.pages.drexel.edu/org/dsoasce/obi%20wa1.gif

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. Way to kill your own thread dead, sport.

― Nick Mirov (nick), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

it still lives on in our hearts. and our hard-ons.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/p/promise-ring/nothing-feels-good.shtml
Promise Ring
Nothing Feels Good
[Jade Tree; 1997]
Rating: 8.6

-Nick Mirov, December, 1997

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

whew, this is a doozy: "It's been a while since I've heard an album that's leapt forth from my stereo speakers with such determination to restore my faith in indie rock."

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

OFF THE BOARD PITCHFORK DOUCHEBAG!!!

Does the world really need a duller, angstier version of Third Eye Blind? Black Lab are also from San Francisco and play similarly overwrought modern rock, but lack the hooks that made Third Eye Blind million-sellers. Add an unhealthy dose of gothy gloom and quasi-psychedelic flourish, and you've got Your Body Above Me-- 12 plodding, painful tracks, and not a decent melody in sight.

Sniffle sniffle

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

now now, 7 years is a long time. 7 years ago i wouldve been writing praise for "what's the story morning glory"

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

7 years ago I was writing about better music than Promise Ring, but I admit my ledes weren't much better. Still, this: "an album that's leapt forth from my stereo speakers" is amazing in its pure unadulterated dreck.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

7 years ago I liked Melt Banana.

Nick Mirov's Best Albums of 1999:
01. Dismemberment Plan - Emergency and I (DeSoto)
02. MK Ultra - The Dream is Over (Artichoke)
03. Tom Waits - Mule Variations (Epitaph)
04. Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs (Merge)
05. Flaming Lips - The Soft Bulletin (Warner Bros.)
06. Sleater-Kinney - The Hot Rock (Kill Rock Stars)
07. Lilys - The 3-Way (Sire)
08. Joel R.L. Phelps and The Downer Trio - Blackbird (Pacifico)
09. American Analog Set - The Golden Band (Emperor Jones)
10. Damien Jurado - Rehearsals for Departure (Sub Pop)

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah McLachlan: Surfacing
Pitchfork's Nick Mirov has an odd obsession with Sarah McLachlan. I asked him why, and he told me, "She has the cutest little chipmunk cheeks and toes." Well, Nick, I think you're on to something. Sarah McLachlan made it hip for moms to wear belly piercings and toe rings. Surfacing was the OK Computer for middle-aged men who work all day behind computers. It brought new fantasies to their doldrums. I'll admit, she can write a pretty hook. "Building a Mystery" was due to become the nation anthem of Quebec if they'd separated from the Union. Quebec is building a giant, secret superweapon to destroy us all.

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahaha Jon I saw Melt Banana in 1995.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick Mirov really tore the Goo Goo Dolls a new asshole!!! Oh man, what a masterpiece. hahaa

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick Mirov: likes Squirrel Nut Zippers; hates Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

I wonder how often he listens to that one now? ha ha ha

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

7 years ago I liked Melt Banana.

DUDE YUO ARE TEH CUTTING EDGE OMG BACK OFF HATAZ

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: liking Melt Banana at age 15 vs. singing the praises of bland emo-crap in college

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, I did both!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw Melt Banana on a bill with Shellac, Brainiac and Gaunt. I sorta feel bad now for thinking that both Brainiac and Gaunt sucked since their singers' untimely demises.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Having better musical taste than everyone and being sure to mention it: C/D?

OMG UR TEH YOUNG N1CK H0RNBY WTF???!?!?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

no, see, Nick Hornby's taste is awful and everyone knows it (except Gail Collins).

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey I saw MB in '95 too, when they blew Mr Bungle off the stage, and me out of my senses.

― dleone (dleone), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://i.myspace.com/67/58/488576/6644784_l.jpg http://www.hal.nu/images/nelson.jpg

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

MB vs. MB FITE!

(maybe throw in MBV too)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

To be fair, the second MB had sound problems.

― dleone (dleone), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

heh heh, yeah no shit Mr. Bungle has "sound problems."

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

better than having costume problems. which they also had

― dleone (dleone), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ex machina, I stand by everything I've written for Pitchfork and any other publication and would be happy to discuss them with you on the appropriate threads.

― Nick Mirov (nick), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, but stop astroturfing you corny indie dunce

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

what's "astroturfing"?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not astroturfing. I just got tired of prefacing every ILM post with "oh, by the way, I used to write for Pitchfork up until about 2001".

― Nick Mirov (nick), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, you may notice that I'm not defending Pitchfork here at all. Just Travis Morrison's right to be a corny indie dunce.

― Nick Mirov (nick), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

astroturfing
astroturfing n. The use of paid shills to create the impression of a popular movement, through means like letters to newspapers from soi-disant `concerned citizens', paid opinion pieces, and the formation of grass-roots lobbying groups that are actually funded by a PR group (astroturf is fake grass; hence the term). This term became common among hackers after it came to light in early 1998 that Microsoft had attempted to use such tactics to forestall the U.S. Department of Justice's antitrust action against the company.

This backfired horribly, angering a number of state attorneys-general enough to induce them to go public with plans to join the Federal suit. It also set anybody defending Microsoft on the net for the accusation "You're just astroturfing!".

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cstrecords.com/img/godspeed/mapofevilinvert.jpg

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

ah gotcha thx.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dismembermentplan.com/images/nyc_band_and_crowd.jpg
INDIE RULZ

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

we aren't the world.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. vs google image search

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I AM QUITTING ILX FOREVER

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG, JW IN LYING SHOCKA

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The holocaust was a hoax propegated by the liberal Jew media!

― David Allen (David Allen), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mostratartufo.it/public/pinocchio.jpg

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is funny. i kinda like dismemberment plan.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

If you're going to put a dildo on your nose, at least choose one without any veins.

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v78/somephotos/avrilandbrian.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

El Oso is the LEAST good Soul Coughing album, everybody knows that

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and Travis Morrison never listens to Gang of Four. What a deuchebag. hahaha. He doesn't listen to the Fall either!

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

last Saturday when I was djing a girl asked me if I had any Gang of Four. You'd think that since this was in Brooklyn, she would be fed up with hearing them when she goes out just like the rest of us are.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I think all of us NYC scensters are sick of the Gang Of Four by now. Enough already.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

you set the scene.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

That might be clever if I knew what you meant.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

If these walls could talk...

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

this has been the funniest thread of the day!

GIRLS THINK THEY ARE "TOO MACHO."
-- hstencil (hstenci...), May 24th, 2004. (later)

OMG k-CLASSIC

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

christhamrin, this one goes out to you:

Where are you walking, I’ve seen you walking
Have you been there before?
Walk down your doorsteps, you’ll take some more steps
What did you take them for?
There’s a private in my boat and he wears
Pins instead of medals on his coat
There’s a chicken in my nest and she won’t
Lay until I’ve given her my best
At her request she asks for nothing
You get nothing in return
If you want she brings you water
If you don’t then you will burn

You go through changes, it may seem strange
Is this what you’re put here for?
You think you’re happy and you are happy
That’s what you’re happy for
There’s a man who can’t decide if he should
Fight for what his father thinks is right
There are people wearing frowns who’ll screw you up
But they would rather screw you down
At my request I ask for nothing
You get nothing in return
If you’re nice she’ll bring me water
If you’re not then I will burn

This is the time and life that I am living
And I’ll face each day with a smile
For the time that I’ve been given’s such a little while
And the things that I must do consist of more than style

This is the only thing that I am sure of
And that’s all that lives is gonna die
And there’ll always be some people here to wonder why
And for every happy hello, there will be good-bye
There’ll be time for you to put yourself on

Everything I’ve seen needs rearranging
And for anyone who thinks it’s strange
Then you should be the first to want to make this change
And for everyone who thinks that life is just a game
Do you like the part you’re playing

I see your picture
It’s in the same old frame
We meet again
You look so lovely
You with the same old smile
Stay for a while
I need you so, oh, oh, oh, oh
And if you take it easy
I’m still teethin’
I wanna love you, but
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

This is the time and this is the time and
It is time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time...

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

but wait, that's the kind of reference nick hornby would make!

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

does he like Love? Even so, that doesn't make them bad.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't really be bothered to read that. Whatever bro. You like better music than me. You were into free jazz and krautrock when you 7. I'm happy for you. I'll go listen to Gang of Four now and wallow in my cornyindiefuck-itude.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked Men at Work when I was 7. Still do.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

dude don't be so defensive! I like Gang of Four, just there's no need to ever hear them again in a club/bar environment. Same goes for "Blue Monday" (why don't people ever play "Everything's Gone Green?").

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how everyone's jumping on Nick Mirov's jock even though he's been posting to ILM (albeit sporadically) longer than almost anyone else on this thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

there you go with the penis words again, mister!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

(Not that that makes him immune from attacks, but you all act like he's this Pfork writer who's just discovered ILM and is incensed.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I listened to Whitehouse & The Nihilist Spasm Band in the womb. And I was named ater Ian Mackay & Ian Curtis.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

and Ian Anderson.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

and Randy Johnson.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

My apologies for disrupting the penis jokes - it always breaks my heart to do it.

dude don't be so defensive!

Well, it seemed like you were about to go in attack mode there and I wasn't being serious about gang of Four in the first place. I know they are played out elsewhere, but I have never once heard Gang Of Four in a club/bar enviroment. I live hours from any clubs or bars. When I venture to First Ave or wherever for a show (which is rare due to monetary constraints) they usually just play the Pixies. Once I heard Mission of Burma. I've never even met anyone who likes Gang of Four.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

christhamrin, meet Nate in STP

(actually I'm not sure if Nate likes them but I don't see why he wouldn't)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

also, do you live in Moorhead?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

no, morris. same idea. except its smaller.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

also, do you like Motorhead?

― Broheems (diamond), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I could complain about overplaying of Motorhead, fortunately.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know if I have ever consciously heard any Motorhead. Not much of a metal dude, dude.

Anyone else have any questions for me?

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

what are you wearing?

*heavy breathing*

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 24 May 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have any cash for laundry so I have mismatched socks on and jeans which I have probably worn 15 times without washing. Also a sweater because it is chilly out today (oh no corny indie fuck alarm goes off).

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Does that turn you on?

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

also, do you live in Moorhead?

First Avenue in Fargo closed a few years ago I think...

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Huh? There was a First Ave in Fargo? I meant the one in MPLS, obv. Its like a 3 hour drive for me. I only drive anywhere evry couple months and when i do I get a speeding ticket. Fucking cops...

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Huh? There was a First Ave in Fargo?

Yeah, actually it was a fairly largish rock club in Fargo, coincidentally also on Fargo's First Avenue and named the same.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Loop, Loop, Loop. vs google image search
http://www.darlor-watch.com/images/pw0666_big.jpg

― ccccccc, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I win the Internet yet?

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Silly rabbit--there's no "winner" in "ternet" !!!

― captain gay, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop the presses -- Indie Rag in Conspicuous Eclectism Non-Shocka!

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

worst. thread. ever.

― stevie (stevie), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

ILXOR = PFMS shockhuh.

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

yes chris ott yes! uunngggghhh! unnnggggnnnhhhh! uuunnngggggghhhh!

― crotch thruster, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

the pot-calling-the-kettle-a-corny-indie-fuck stuff on this thread still astounds and amazes me.

― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Boredoms.

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

do you want a medal?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I LIKE NELLY

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

that's 2 medals!

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I want them on the same medal.

― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

it shouldn't be a medal, but rather a gleaming phallic symbol, poking into the sky.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

with veins

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, veiny is key.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

veiny phallus! UNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

― crotch thruster, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v164/GAYZ0RD/He-Man3.gif

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey! Tell Michael Jackson to get his hands off He-Man!

― captain gay, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

(If you know what I mean ...)

― captain gay, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

captain gay, that should be your avatar!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.emuck.com:3000/aotw/eo.jpg

― captain gay, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(If you know what I mean ...)

― captain gay, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

subtext! UUUUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

― crotch thruster, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.pacificsites.com/~drhoades/graphics/capteo.gif
UUUUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

― captain gay, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

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