"Laughing..." cries el ox. [funny thread #2]

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that other thread is too long.

Fair enough, Roger. Keep on truckin'.

Lighten up, Ian. It's not like I posted using Roger's name and login or anything (that's the shit that's not funny).

-- Alex in NYC, October 28th, 2004 2:56 PM.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

OH CONTRA MON FRAIR

― ALLMUSIC.COM (ddb), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

answer = no you're an obscene insult against humanity you fascist fuck

you're fucking disgusting with your heartless sarcasm, you worthless piece of hate-filled, misanthropic selg-loathing cunt.

regards,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), October 28th, 2004 5:19 PM. (Mark C) (later)

Is this guy always such a frothing psychopath? Or is it merely rage in a blanket?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

He's like a bald Alex in NYC stuffed into a comfy sweater.

― THAT Adam Levine (deangulberry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa what is THAT from

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

that's from the ANN COULTER thread@! READ IT EVERYONE IS IDIOTS THEN JW RESCUES AND HAPPY ENDING

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 29 October 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Ronan, I don't think the E's working, you're soming across as a miserable, bitter little tosser.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 30th, 2004

have you tried shoving it up your ass Mark?

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), July 30th, 2004.

and the greatest hits collection

Get back to your trains, Ed - talk about something you have a fucking clue about.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), June 8th, 2004

Hey, dickhead. The only difference between racism and your pitiful, upsetting misogyny is the target of the abuse. Fuck off once and for all. I mean it. Fuck off you pathetic little cunt.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Ronan, I don't think the E's working, you're soming across as a miserable, bitter little tosser.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 30th, 2004

Jess, please don't post on this thread any more. Thanks.

-- Mark C (boyincorduro...), September 21st, 2003

Julio, there's no point talking to you, you have some kind of bizarre desire to make everything shit. You're the least comprehensible person on this whole fuckinmg board.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 27th, 2004

Marcello, once again, fuck off.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004.

Marcello, fuck off.

Dave, I will if you will.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Fuck off, Marcello.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Deal. Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

What a vulgar, idiotic cunt you are, LC.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 5th, 2004

You're a worthless cunt, Calum (does that make you want to touch yourself?)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 22nd, 2004

Hey, I must have lost my sense of humour, because wintermute is coming across a right tedious cunt right now.

Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLEZ

― GRIND THE PIGS (ddb), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

That's actually kinda awesome

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

*head explodes*

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"You little man"

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"Fuck off once and for all. I mean it. Fuck off you pathetic little cunt."

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Predicted Reactions to a Bush `04 Victory -- A Picture Thread

BEST. POST. EVER.

― THAT Adam Levine (deangulberry), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Tommy Seebach's video for Apache, better then Jabdah by Koto?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 29 October 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

MICKEY'S WHATEVER 40S GRENADES ALL OF IT

If Kerry wins, I will be out of control with drunken tears of joy.

If Bush wins, I will be out of control with the rage that only malt liquor can provide.

-- THAT Adam Levine (power.strik...), October 29th, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 29 October 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Any guesses as to why they cut off the intro to "Raft" on the reissue? (I have the full single version on my blog right now.)

-- Matthew Perpetua (fluxequalsra...), October 29th, 2004. (later)

― ALLMUSIC.COM (ddb), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Bjork Remix Made w Telephones free dl

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I went to get something from my spare room, and the top two dresser drawers were out of the dresser and sitting on top of the bed.
I have absolutely no recollection of doing this, and it kinda freaks me out.

I think there was supposed to be an exterminator in the building sometime this week, but obviously there's no reason why an exterminator would've done that.

As far as I know, nothing's missing, though. (Not even the p0t in a small jar in one of those drawers.)

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), October 29th, 2004 11:09 PM. (jaymc) (link)

WHY GOOGLE PROOF "p0t" !!?!?!?!

― Affleck in NYC (deangulberry), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&q=jaymc+pot

― Affleck in NYC (deangulberry), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

B-b-but I say "W3333333d!"

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hrmm .. I wonder if 'jaymc' talks about 'pot' on the internet..."

― Affleck in NYC (deangulberry), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://risd.dailyjolt.com/albums/album534/pic16024.jpg

― Affleck in NYC (deangulberry), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

IF HE ISNT HOME BY MIDNIGHT HIS BEIGE BOX TURNS INTO A GOURD
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 30 October 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM MOMUSFOR HALLOWEEN

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Saturday, 30 October 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't care how "cutting edge" it is, most critics still don't think this way. Its certainly still a relevent article.

-- djdee2005 (ddrak...), October 31st, 2004. (later)

WHATEVER 1992

-- LE CHUCK!™ (Le-Chuc...), October 31st, 2004. (later)

WHO WANTS TO GO TO BURNING MAN?>/?????

-- LE CHUCK!™ (Le-Chuc...), October 31st, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

BTW, I like how a photo in the liner notes shows a song sheet with Abattoir Blues misspelled as ABBAttoir Blues, with the ABBA helpfully underlined. Maybe this is an indication that the lyrics of "Abattoir Blues" were meant to achieve transcendence through banality, kind of like "The Day Before You Came"?

-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), October 31st, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

B-b-but I say "W3333333d!"

Heh, I almost wrote "w33d." I know it's silly, whatev.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

It's ok to leave fod in the car. I put a pizza in the trunk once during winter and ate it in the spring. A bit dry and tasted a little like gas, but I'm here to tell you about it.

-- jim wentworth (wenc...) (webmail), October 31st, 2004 12:30 AM. (wench) (later) (link)

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.stanthecaddy.com/art-vandelay-discuss.html

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Monday, 1 November 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dremel.com/productdisplay/tool_template2.asp?SKU=764-01&Color=99CCFF

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Monday, 1 November 2004 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

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― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Monday, 1 November 2004 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Movie Loops (picture thraed)

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Monday, 1 November 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=10015914

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Monday, 1 November 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

First a ketchup bottle
Next they marry a turtle!

-- LE CHUCK!™ (Le-Chuc...), November 1st, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 1 November 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, I was unsure, but tonight I got converted. I was walking along a street in the built up city-centre area, heading to get a burger, minding my own business, when suddenly, out of the blue, I heard two HUGE explosions. I walked round the corner to see where they'd come from...and OH MY FUCKING GOD! A fucking AEROPLANE had CRASHED right in the MIDDLE of the FUCKING CITY!!!! I actually felt real physical shock, I was just utterly gobsmacked. It's definitely a new entry in my top ten videogaming moments of all time.

-- JimD (ji...) (webmail), November 2nd, 2004 7:37 PM. (JimD) (link)

― Dan Quisenberry (deangulberry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"(I'm) Stranded" by the Saints shits all over the Germs.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), November 2nd, 2004. (later)

wrong is the new funny

― ALLMUSIC.COM (ddb), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

not from a thread but Access Hollywood just promised a tour through Kelly Osborne's 'pink palace'

― artdamages (artdamages), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

haha fuck you logged out (coward) and the SELFISH, IGNORANT, ABUSIVE way you have chosen for you and your fellow countrymen to be treated. One day you'll feel very very sorry for yourself. I hate you so much.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2004 12:37 PM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

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If I meet logged off I'll kick her in the face for destroying the planet. The fucking bitch.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2004 12:39 PM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

can someone please punch markelby in the teeth for me pls? kthx.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll try and have a word with him, he seems quite okay in person.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

just so full of hate.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

the thing is he is like a tiny kitten in person, it is really quite stunning how malicious and awful he can be online when he is like the humanification of Snuffelupagus in person.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm ready for the challange, oops. Lots of big talk around here tonight. I'm calling bullshit.
-- Roger Fidelity (blindjimdeat...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2004 9:42 PM. (Roger Fidelity) (link)

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you are calling bullshit on someone building a spaceship?
-- Carey (flembac...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2004 9:44 PM. (Carey) (link)

― Dan Quisenberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I know a guy named Dan Quisenberry. In "real life".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he a former "baseball superstar" ?

― Dan Quisenberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

SIDEARM

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

SO NOIZE

http://www.scc.net/~heather/quiz1.jpg

― Dan Quisenberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

if "get behind him" means fuck him in the ass with a hornet nest, i'm so there

-- Yanc3y (ystrickle...), November 3rd, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you have no concept of how communities work, original questioner? Whether it's real names or internet nicknames, people build up a level of trust over time, even with people with whom they disagree. In the absence of physical communication, body language etc., this trust, this concept of the person with whom you're communicating, becomes absolutely vital in giving both parties the security that the communication they are having is sincere.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), November 4th, 2004 8:14 AM. (Mark C) (link)

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translation: "i would much rather know the true identity of the person i am telling to fuck off and die in case i have to sit beside them at the next fap"
-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), November 4th, 2004 8:25 AM. (Mark P) (link)

― Dan Quisenberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ouch.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

From: Alana Post
Date: Nov 4, 2004 09:13 AM
Subject: HOW TO KEEP FROM LOL-ing: HELP!
Body: Since I've never been on the internet at work before now, I have absolutely no idea how to NOT LOL. In the library I normally just forget where I am and burst into wheezing snorts every fifteen minutes or so. You know, whenever the funny just builds up and you look like a tomato head? That's me all of the time.

As if it wasn't enough that there are hilarious websites all over the place, the BASIC COMPONENTS of these websites are enough to make me have a pee party, e.g. a picture of a raccoon, a scrolling marquee or the word "cheeks". One simply cannot help but imagine a animated gif in marquee form of a raccoon holding up a sign that reads 'CHEEKS'.

And if the internet wasn't enough, there is the real life constant hilarity of the conversations drifting up over the cubicle walls. These are even trickier to not laugh at, yes? Because sometimes it might be obvious that I am laughing directly at somebody in a loud and mean way, whereas laughing at the internet just probably makes people think that I am insane or the lucky recipient of an email containing an off colour joke.

What can I possibly do to quell the tsunami of L that threatens to smash my face in?

Thanks for your help, fellow workers!
Alana

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Thursday, 4 November 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

is she the tiny asian woman i hear so much about?

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 4 November 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

on Arafat's death:

Well, if he's just brain dead he can still lead his country.

I mean, it works for us here in the US, right?

-- trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhe...), November 4th, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 4 November 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Thursday, 4 November 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

lame

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

COOL GUY DISCUSSES DEERHOOF:

Yeah, the drummer is terrific, but the bass player has gotta cut the dumb cute shtick. First time I saw them she really bummed me out. I was hoping it wasn't by design. I saw them a few months later and she did the same routine. I walked.
j
-- james conley (janswer...) (webmail), November 5th, 2004 3:26 PM. (zers) (link)

― JUSHINTHUNDERLIGER (deangulberry), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

DOOSH.

― ALLMUSIC.COM (ddb), Saturday, 6 November 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Something political that, surely, we can ALL agree on.

This whole thread is great. Roger is tough guy, everyone!

― JUSHINTHUNDERLIGER (deangulberry), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

* a tough..

― JUSHINTHUNDERLIGER (deangulberry), Saturday, 6 November 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

why do noize dudes like him? he's a moron!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

They like his band? He seems alright aside from his politics.

― JUSHINTHUNDERLIGER (deangulberry), Sunday, 7 November 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

whats his band?

― big chaki (chaki), Sunday, 7 November 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

BANANARAMA.

― ALLMUSIC.COM (ddb), Sunday, 7 November 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Back....but still shuddering with visceral contempt

This is pretty funny too. Alex's thread about his return to ILX after being gone for ONE. DAY.

― jushinthunderliger (deangulberry), Sunday, 7 November 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger Adultery is actually a really good person. Like, seriously good dude.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Boredoms - Vision Creation Newsun

-- sundar subramanian (sundar_subramanian200...), October 19th, 2004.

Damn, Jon's right about this bitch.

-- sundar subramanian (sundar_subramanian200...), October 19th, 2004

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&c2coff=1&q=ann+coulter+nude&btnG=Search

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Monday, 8 November 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe she just has a lisp

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I REALIZE THAT I HAVE HAD CRUSHES ON THREE GIRLS WITH LISPS

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

(sorry for the momentarily jon williamsness)

-- amateur!st (amateur!s...), May 18th, 2004.

oh i'm starting a lisp thread

-- amateur!st (amateur!s...), May 18th, 2004.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

back in the day before they were still ungoogleable, we had to fly across the country, uphill both ways, in the snow, to find Can records... and now they want me to buy them for what in some cases is the 3d or 4th time?

...maybe when I get some money

-- autovac (mrichards2...), November 8th, 2004

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 8 November 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://profiles.myspace.com/users/977155

this makes my day. teh treet.
m.

― msp (msp), Monday, 8 November 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

MSP,

ARE YOU MYSPACE?

GGX

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 8 November 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

nah... i've got MyPRL already...

but recently i've just gotten globs of all that... i just thought that was a great lil'page.

son of chan is pleased.
m.

― msp (msp), Monday, 8 November 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

SUPPORT.APPLE.COM MORAN

-- cutty (holle...), November 9th, 2004. (later)

― ALLMUSIC.COM (ddb), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I think people more often jerk off in the library than get laid in the library.

-- teeny (teen...), November 9th, 2004. (later)

but I guess that's true outside of the library also.

-- teeny (teen...), November 9th, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

he needs to stop taking showers with doods

-- ALLMUSIC.COM (stupidpum...), November 10th, 2004. (later)

better avoid dance music and djing altogether then

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), November 10th, 2004. (later)

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

A Reasonable Guide to Self-Hatred

― strawman noisedude # 00192 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Making love to black metal - share rituals and techniques etc, whatever

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 11 November 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ride_the_skies/25989.html?nc=9

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Thursday, 11 November 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

That image makes me think of playing with the sonar controls on my dad's submarine.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 11th, 2004.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 November 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

are friends electric?
-- amateur!!st (-...), November 11th, 2004. (later)

do you really want to hurt me?
-- amateur!!st (-...), November 11th, 2004. (later)

douchebag?
-- sowhatifimonmysticrecords (power.strik...), November 11th, 2004. (later)

LAFF OUT LOUD.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 11 November 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

But Momus, aren't you a noise dude? They LOVE you over on the noise board!

-- adam... (adamr...), November 11th, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 11 November 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to talk cricket with Momus. Also, I think he mentioned that he lived in Koenji at one point, we could compare notes.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 11 November 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw man, I want a Neu! shirt. I already have weed and a powerbook.
-- Every country has their stupid (aaronh...)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I once got in trouble at school for wearing a Fudpucker's shirt.

You Ain't Been Pucked 'Til You Been FUDPUCKED!

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), November 16th, 2004. (later)

Looking back on it all, my principal may have had a valid point.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), November 16th, 2004. (later)

raw meat smells delightful.

-- Emilymv (emilyventer...), November 16th, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Rizzles on the stizzle
Rizzles on the stizzle
Into dat haws we're born
Into this wizzle we're thrizzle
Like da Dawg without ma BONE
Actin' out alone
Rizzles on the stizzle
There's a kizzle on the rizzle
His brizzle is squizzlin' like a tizzle
Take a long holidizzle
Let your children plizzle
If ya give this homey a rizzle
Sweet memory will dizzle
Kizzle on the rizzle, yeah

Bitch ya gotta love y' man
Bitch ya gotta love y' man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depizzles
Our life will never izzle
Gotta love your man, yizzle

Woah

Rizzles on the stizzle
Rizzles on the stizzle
Into dat haws we're born
Into this wizzle we're thrizzle
Like da Dawg without ma BONE
Actin' out alone
Rizzles on the stizzle

Rizzles on the stizzle
Rizzles on the stizzle
Rizzles on the stizzle
Rizzles on the stizzle
Rizzles on the stizzle

-- donut christ (do...), November 17th, 2004 2:50 PM. (donut) (later)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFUCKINGIZZLE

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I also recommend avoiding Qdoba (another assembly-line burrito joint), but Baja Fresh is really, incredibly, strikingly good fast food -- you can really tell that the ingredients are fresh and are cooked on a real grill on the spot.

-- Hurting (Hurtingchie...) (webmail), November 18th, 2004 10:35 PM. (Hurting) (link)

Apart from the fact that their name means "Below Fresh."

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), November 18th, 2004 10:37 PM. (jaymc) (link)

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Thursday, 18 November 2004 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Nice. Is this out or just a promo so far?
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 19th, 2004 5:15 PM. (Ned) (later)

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it's been on the billboard hot 100 and the country album chart for two weeks now, so i assume it's in stores, ned.
-- chuck (cedd...), November 19th, 2004 5:22 PM. (later)

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Works for me!
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 19th, 2004 5:25 PM. (Ned) (later)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

*merry*

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 20th, 2004 8:17 PM. (Ned) (later)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Caitlin: I know someone in Rochester who likes pussy... I think you know him too!

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), November 21st, 2004. (later)

LOLLIES.

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 21 November 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 21 November 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

HI DERE

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Sunday, 21 November 2004 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh fuck Nirvana.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), November 21st, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

where can we see the ATP lineup?
-- King Kobra (doctorduc...) (webmail), November 21st, 2004 12:00 PM. (King Kobra) (link)

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in the record collection of your local shitty college radio dj
-- Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (jonathan.william...) (webmail), November 21st, 2004 12:02 PM. (ex machina) (link)

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Sunday, 21 November 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

pitchforkmediadotcom rarely gets it wrong

-- irrigation can save your village (irrigatio...), November 22nd, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 22 November 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

LOLOCAUST

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 November 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.zombie-and-mummy.org/

― msp (msp), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.strindbergandhelium.com/

still funny

― (Jon L), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

MILTON:

Do You Want New Wave or Do You Want The Soft Pink Truth?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

milkyelephant! ROC!
m.

― msp (msp), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Scott, you know how you cannot possibly fathom how I can like the Postal Service? That's how I feel about you on threads like this. Still got love for you, obv.

-- Matos W.K. (michaelangelomato...), May 18th, 2004. (M Matos)

-- scott seward (skotro...), November 22nd, 2004. (later)

that always makes me laff. i like matos, but he sounds like my dad on that post. or my dad in a letter that he slips under my door after i come home drunk on a school-nite.

-- scott seward (skotro...), November 22nd, 2004. (later)

"on that post"

-- gygax! (gygax0...), November 22nd, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG!!!!:

Britain, America and indie music

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

why is there an asian in wisconson?
-- trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhe...) (webmail), November 22nd, 2004 2:51 PM. (trigonalmayhem) (link)

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I just realized I can probably still open and close a Subway store by myself. Also note: late night subway artists are pretty much always stoned because the walk in refridgerators have excellent ventilation systems. This is why many Subway stores burn a lot of bread because stoned people are scared of the ovens.

-- S!monB!rch (flembac...), November 23rd, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I just realized that I have to buy Metal Gear Solid 3 tomorrow. I didn't enjoy Metal Gear Solids 1 or 2 but I felt like I really should, kind of like William Gaddis. Also it is called SNAKE EATER which I assumed was a bad pun but according to a review I read part of the game involves EATING SNAKES. I think this is a great development, moving game titles away from melodramatic crap like Killzone back to simple, descriptive stuff like Asteroids, Millipede, or Snake Eater, the game about eating snakes.

-- adam (hexenductio...), November 18th, 2004. (adam) (later)

I'm not implying that William Gaddis feels the same way I do about Metal Gear Solids 1 and 2, more that I feel the same way about MGS1+2 as I do about William Gaddis.

I don't know how William Gaddis feels about the games in question.

-- adam (hexenductio...), November 18th, 2004. (adam) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i put the double exclamation marks after "new" because it seems so unlikely a climate for someone to open a new indie record store. i'm afraid they'll go the way of the evanston reckless records and that record store on belmont which recently closed but was kind of crappy anyway but well you get my point. so i hope to do what i can by spreading the word. it's actually worth a drive down to hyde park even if you're on the north side. they have a bunch of ethiopiques volumes for sale still, and a bunch of kevin ayers reissues, and that aphex twin remixes thing for like $10, etc. oh and the creedence clearwater revival box set, but i've sort of got my eye on that.
-- amateur!!st (-...) (webmail), November 24th, 2004 6:01 PM. (link)

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i worry that the very hip (in a good sense) nature of their existing stock will cause a problem, because although hyde park is smarming with undergrads with presumably hip tastes, that didn't save reckless in evanston. the hyde park record stores with any longevity tend to cater equally or more to the tastes of the many black residents of hyde park and surrounding neighborhoods by stocking lots of r&b dusties and jazz etc. they do have a bunch of that but maybe not enough? i dunno. i really hope that they make it. like i wrote. just above.
-- amateur!!st (-...) (webmail), November 24th, 2004 6:05 PM. (link)

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haha "smarming"
i meant "swarming" but i like "smarming" too. what do you think it could mean?

-- amateur!!st (-...) (webmail), November 24th, 2004 6:11 PM. (link)

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.worksongs.com/coz.gif

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

lurking on ILM makes sense, because it's still intelligent(?) discourse on music, but really, what's the point of lurking on ILE?
-- cutty (holle...), November 26th, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 26 November 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

EDITED FOR MAXIMUM ROFFLE:

I like the powerhouse-yet-vulnerable female vocal over fairly typical powerpop tune motif, but don't know any other bands that do it well. Listened to a band called Co-Ed (?) on recommendation (based on these two likes) and liked approximately one of the songs and not very much.

Any suggestions?

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...) (webmail), November 26th, 2004 3:35 PM. (roxymuzak) (link)

Answers

MENSTRUATION

-- ddb (stupidpum...) (webmail), November 27th, 2004 6:42 PM. (ddb) (link)

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Saturday, 27 November 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

DEAN WTF, YOU EDITED ME OUT OF THE ROFFLE?

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 27 November 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry duder, that roffle was 99% DDBIRDY.

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Saturday, 27 November 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU ARE DEAN TO ME

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 27 November 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

YOUR WORDS CUTTY DEEPY

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Saturday, 27 November 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

they were both roffle

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 November 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i was only trying to help the children roffle and instead i am filled with shame ;(

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Saturday, 27 November 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

MAC OS 9 : If you CHANGED YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS and need your PASSWORD RESET, read this.

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Sunday, 28 November 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

DEAN WTF, YOU EDITED ME OUT OF THE ROFFLE?

-- cutty (holle...), November 27th, 2004. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 28 November 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ezthrust writes "I have always considered it a major oversight on Apple's part not to include an English Canadian localization in OSX. I am wondering where the dictionary files are located that contain the DEFAULT spellings in American English so I can go in and change the spelling to Canadian English. I have thought of just typing them in TextEdit and then adding them. But that is not good enough. I want to get rid of the corresponding words in the dictionary ("colour, coloured, colours and colouring" would replace "color, colored, colors and coloring") Of course I would then offer the file for download on versiontracker.com or some other site for free, so that other frustrated Canadian Apple users may benefit."

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Monday, 29 November 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

So my parents are coming! Any good noise shows or fetish parties coming up in the next few months?
-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), November 29th, 2004 12:21 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

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That was a joke, obviously. They have been here before. What new things can I show them?
-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), November 29th, 2004 12:21 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

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Your grime comps?
-- gygax! (gygax0...) (webmail), November 29th, 2004 12:40 PM. (gygax!) (link)

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My dad is a sublow E3 gutter warrior who merks MCs on the regular, so that would be nothing new to him.
-- adam... (adamr...) (webmail), November 29th, 2004 12:42 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Monday, 29 November 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

My friend swears there was a TV show (sitcom?) about
an asian foreign exchange student that lasted all of about
three or four episodes. He can't remember anything about it
(title, actors, story) but it is driving us all nuts.
There may have been a math contest involved.
Anyone know of this?

-- tv (t...) (webmail), November 29th, 2004 3:00 PM. (link)

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

: Deer Poof

The poop of a mammel that has hoofs, the males have antlers, and belongs to the family Cervidae.

My dog eats deer poof.

Source: Krista, Nov 30, 2004

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

1. dehydracidalphilia

Sexual aurusal by dehydration or the thought of dehydrating someone or something.

Because mary has dehydracidalphilia her panties become moist when she is thirsty.

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"Spoken Like A True MP3 Blogger"

I barely scanned the thread, I just thought the title of the thread was pretty funny.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mepuppy.com/archives/dog-behaviour/dog-behaviour-p-6322.htm

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i... don't... quite follow... cliff notes?

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

> > Hello,
> >
> > I recently adopted a puppy (about 12 weeks old -
>
> Give it some time

You think TIME is gonna TRAIN the dog, tara o.?
Time got your DEAD DOG Summer DEAD on you
cause you MURDERED her for aggression you
caused by abusing her, tara o. aka tee. REMEMBER?

> and supervise all interactions they have.

Like HOWE you managed to MURDER your
own DEAD DOG Summer when you couldn't
HOWEtwit the cunning of your domestic puppy
dog and you got SCARED to HURT HER
someMOORE?

> The older pup is exhibiting excellent social behavior
> in that he sees the new girl as a playmate.

"the older puppy is absolutely brutalizing her!"

> The female sounds uncertain,

IMAGINE?

> whether of his methods or more likely due
> to lack of puppy socialization in her litter.

RIGHT! The puppy didn't GET BEAT UP enough
to GET USED TO GETTIN BEAT UP... like your
DEAD DOG Summer.

> The fact that she wants to interact with the older
> pup is a very good sign though.

"the older puppy is absolutely brutalizing her!"

> Just continue reading her behavior and playing
> referee when you think its needed.

That ain't gonna teach the dog to PLAY NICE, tara o..
THAT'S what got YOUR DEAD DOG Summer DEAD.

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

The whole thing is ROBBLICISOUS. It's like an ILX thread but about puppies instead of old bands and bowel movements.

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

wow

that's timecube.com-level goodness

― (Jon L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

PUPPIES BE KILLIN EACH OTHER

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

that 'I THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT LITHIUM' sig file is with me for life now

― (Jon L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I just don't understand how someone could pay so much attention to parsing out an email/bbs reply without being self-conscious of spelling/grammar.

I smell a phony.

Milton, when do you get into NYC? I'll be there on the 10th.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm glad to see that the noise boys know who society's real victims are though: rich white males
-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...) (webmail), November 30th, 2004 3:03 PM. (James Blount) (link)

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It's a tough life for them.
-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...) (webmail), November 30th, 2004 3:03 PM. (Alex in SF) (link)

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

well it seems to be hundreds of posts from a depression/medication news group, cut and pasted in with pet advice, then posted as a reply to a question at mepuppy.com. which is funny.

"for fans of How To Good-bye Depression and http://www.timecube.com!!!"

I'm only in NYC for this saturday/sunday, my band is playing galapagos/tonic, then burning home. Noise boarders say hi, we are noisy.

this girl's last livejournal post before she was sent to jail, and the following comments, are funny: http://www.livejournal.com/users/smchyrocky/25628.html

― (Jon L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

actually all the comments for all her posts are pretty horrifying and not funny

and here they are! http://www.livejournal.com/users/smchyrocky/

― (Jon L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

According to what I've read on other sites, it seems that there may be a post or two missing from her livejournal where she casually talks about how her mother is dead and how the police may confiscate her computer soon.

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

A co-worker just found a cache of the removed posts & 5000 comments, but I'm going home to read Krazy Kat until I can forget I ever read that any of that now, actually. Apologies for posting this to the funny thread.

http://www.ignatzmouse.net/us/sundays/1918-jul-21/index.html

― (Jon L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

she's on this site as "rockygirl"

http://216.239.63.104/search?q=cache:cX6KyWcVFN4J:www.petridish.net/userview.asp%3Fsearchuserid%3D41444+petridish.net+rockykitty&hl=en

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

killing your mom is all it takes to become a internet celebrity?

FAT CAMP?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

omg i roffled whilst i read the comments. that shit is funny....

― doomie the saint (jimmy the sainted kid of death), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

what's with those gay-ass gloves?
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), December 1st, 2004. (later)
i wish your computer would break again.

-- gygax! (gygax0...), December 1st, 2004. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

wrt: Ken the Jeopardy star

it would be funny if it was also true of fedex and he was right and he had to come back on and it went on forever. that would actually not be that funny.

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), November 30th, 2004 9:11 PM. (caitxa1) (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.getreading.co.uk/story.asp?intid=10916

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha fat people are stupid

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, that town sucks.

― Remy Snush (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, is Safari just Netscape plus? I don't get it.

-- Mary (maj23...) (webmail), January 22nd, 2004 5:51 PM. (Mary) (link)

It's actually Internet Explorer for Mac plus, in a way -- it was developed by Apple to provide a Mac-centered browser.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), January 22nd, 2004 5:52 PM. (Ned) (link)

Er... but it's a Mozilla engine, isn't it?

-- Casuistry (chri...) (webmail), January 22nd, 2004 5:54 PM. (Chris Piuma) (link)

with a twist of mozilla!

(xp!)

-- s1ocki (parrisactava...) (webmail), January 22nd, 2004 5:54 PM. (slutsky) (link)

Yay! I don't know much about Mozilla, ya see.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), January 22nd, 2004 5:54 PM. (Ned) (link)

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

USE ONE FIREFOX

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

FREAL

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I sang on the soundtrack to Willow. It was great fun - we recorded in Abbey Road, and during the bits where the orchestra was doing its own thing, we were corralled in an empty studio that had, apparently, been used by some Liverpudlian band 20 years earlier.

-- Jesus Christ, Paraplegic (boyincorduro...) (webmail), December 1st, 2004 6:35 AM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

firefox is too slow. safari is SNAPPIER!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, you're nuts! I have like 11 firefox tabs open

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.blackplanet.com/vanillasweetniz/

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

HERRO FAT TITS

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

also, how much better/worse would lcd be if dudeman changed his name to jams murphy? i say 44% better.
-- Yanc3y (ystrickle...) (webmail), December 2nd, 2004 12:33 PM. (ystrickler) (link)

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

(I apologize for ruining this thread with horror.)

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), December 2nd, 2004. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

alright, i'm gonna abort the doolittle. i picked dj shadow because i thought it would be an easy introduction to beat-oriented stuff. i'm not pushing my taste on them. i simply thought the music would be something they wouldn't be exposed to otherwise. think i'm gonna substitute tortoise standards for doolittle. how's that?
-- russignon (rs...), December 23rd, 2004.

Ugh. Jesus christ. You want to know what else they might not be exposed to? War and Peace. And I'm sure they'll be just fine without it until they take AP English. So give them the new Now CD and quit being a prick.

-- David Allen (Davidalle...), December 23rd, 2004. (David Allen)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 December 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahaahah TORTOISE FFS

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Thursday, 23 December 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

the kids love post-rock

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 23 December 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

FORCING YOUR INDY FUX0R TASTES ON MINORZ CLASSIC OR DUDE

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 24 December 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

no fucking eight year old is going to like tortoise.
they might like the pixies though!

i think all kids ought to be given the first ramones album and the freewheelin bob dylan at age 10.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 24 December 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

- this is so old but i really want to say something about this.
- talking shit about bands on the internet is stupid.
- go see them.
- go talk to them.
- give them a fucking hug. (they give good ones!)
- drink a goddamn beer with them.
- ride bikes with them.
- ian johnson is an idiot who probably heard thirty seconds of one japanther song.
- matt and ian's whole wardrobe probably equals the value of one pair of your "specially faded and ripped vintage" jeans.
- japanther will be sincerely thankful if you like their music and tell them so.
- they don't give a fuck if you don't like them. who cares?
- however, they'll probably punch you in the face if one of you jackasses had enough guts to go up to them and spit out that rude shit.
- they can send you to the hospital with a broken nose,
- and then send your mother a "sorry i fucked up your kid but they were being a dumbass" note.
- matt and ian are fun, friendly, unselfish, and overall good people. if they are otherwise, you just met them at the wrong time in the wrong place, or you're really FUCKING STUPID.

-- trina (anarchafeminis...), December 25th, 2004.

hey its not our fault they FUCKING SUCK ASS

-- chaki in charge (chaki.tim...), December 25th, 2004. (chaki)

trina... please. quit googling your boyfriend.

-- cutty (holle...), December 25th, 2004. (mcutt)

they need to stop dating first year photo majors

-- TITS.JPG (jonathan.william...), December 25th, 2004. (ex machina)

take one shower, anarchafeminist

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), December 25th, 2004. (caitxa1)

damn

-- Roger Fidelity (blindjimdeat...), December 25th, 2004. (Roger Fidelity)

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 25 December 2004 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahaha

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Saturday, 25 December 2004 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Tooooo many software projects fail. A team may take too long to deliver the product. Tehy may deliver a product that nodody wants. Or just never deliver it all all. Too oftem, it seems that authors writing asnout software development either rehash old ideas that haven't worked, or come up with new ideas that won/t work. we see it aain and again, a new fad repklaces thefa9;ed 0old fad. the mantsa goes o7ut and everi8ones repatws: "we're structured, no we're objectified, no we're unified and we're extremely agile."

― (Jon L), Saturday, 25 December 2004 06:57 (twenty-one years ago)

repatws > REPATRIATIATES

sorry

― (Jon L), Saturday, 25 December 2004 07:04 (twenty-one years ago)

eat one dick.

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), December 27th, 2004. (orion)

one what?

-- RJG (RJ...), December 27th, 2004. (RJG)

dick.

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), December 27th, 2004. (orion)

oh.

-- RJG (RJ...), December 27th, 2004. (RJG)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 27 December 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Sea surges kill thousands in Asia (undersea earthquake, tsunami)

ken c and donut christ are HEROES here. fuckamomus

― Ganbare Goemon (ex machina), Monday, 27 December 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Who says the crowd wasn't making 101% noize? And who says Shaq DOESN'T own a decibel meter?

-- Jordan (jordan...), December 27th, 2004 11:59 AM. (Jordan)

101% NOIZE.

-- cutty (holle...), December 27th, 2004 12:00 PM. (mcutt)

(new noise board slogan)

-- cutty (holle...), December 27th, 2004 12:00 PM. (mcutt)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 27 December 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we can safely say that if the 6000 dead had been Americans, the US would currently be planning the invasion, occupation and 'democratisation' of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans right now.
-- Momus (nic...) (webmail), December 26th, 2004 7:30 AM. (Momus) (link)

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(I hear there's plenty oil down there too.)
-- Momus (nic...) (webmail), December 26th, 2004 7:31 AM. (Momus) (link)

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Monday, 27 December 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

someone please spit in momus's good eye for me. kthx.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 27 December 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

YUO CAN STOP USINGS MY WRODS NOW

PURE ROFFLES!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 27 December 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

his most prince like track probably (probably why it was the biggest hit at the time).
It's like Prince only in that the lyrics are the work of a strenuously retarded libido.
Apart from that, it's a classic. And Prince couldn't rock this hard if his purple little life depended on it.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 28th, 2004.

haha - like you'd know about rock (or libidos)!
-- jj dncr (gimmehalfassednewwav...), December 28th, 2004.

seriously do you ever do anything besides turn in strenously retarded andy rooney impersonations?

-- jj dncr (mikewallacefucktyrwif...), December 28th, 2004.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

that guy seems familiar

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

richard pryor?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

js hrvl

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

or ethn p more like.

― chaki in charge (chaki), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

re-reading it you're right, it's a little too psychotic for hrvl

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

whoever it is...he/she is OTMerz

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

indie music is for prison gays you fucking dickheads.
-- Terry Tits (titsandbums34...), December 30th, 2004.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

FTP is insecure and shouldn't be used.

-- Ganbare Goemon (jonathan.william...), December 30th, 2004 8:33 AM. (ex machina)

jon williams is insecure and can't get laid.

-- cutty (holle...), December 30th, 2004 9:08 AM. (mcutt)

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Thursday, 30 December 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

btw jon i'm trying really hard not to let you upset me, but the whole anal rape/prison meme is really stupid and offensive.
-- amateur!st (amateur!s...) (webmail), June 29th, 2004 10:35 AM. (amateurist) (link)

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Thursday, 30 December 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

where are these prison ones coming from?

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Thursday, 30 December 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine is from "Prison music nowadays" on ILM.

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Thursday, 30 December 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

W00den Wand is working on an album of Songs For Henry Darger
the nyc exhibit is life-changing. i got chills

-- Roger Fidelity (blindjimdeat...) (webmail), December 30th, 2004 7:46 PM. (Roger Fidelity) (link)

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how did it change your life, roger?
-- Amateur(ist) ([email protected]) (webmail), December 30th, 2004 8:14 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

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um...
whenever anyone says something "changed their life," my first question is "how?"

-- Amateur(ist) ([email protected]) (webmail), December 30th, 2004 6:07 AM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Thursday, 30 December 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok I found Ian's:

In General: Your Favorite Music Things in 2004

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Thursday, 30 December 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

jj dncr is probably blount

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 31 December 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

OK TEHN YOU STUPID CHINKY BITCH

-- ASIAN RANDY (ASIANRAND...), December 31st, 2004.

I'm Asian, who knew???

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 31 December 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

well it's not "new york" rosemary

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 1 January 2005 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

music hurrah (with silliness thinly smeared on top to confuse fools)

-- mark s (mar...), November 25th, 2001.

I think this might actually be the greatest single sentence review on ILX.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 2nd, 2005.

True, but it might be agrued that, lyrically at least, the silliness was very thickly spread:

Without warning
A wizard walks by

Is it normal for there to be a warning when a wizard walks by? Perhaps someone comes along ringing a bell and shouts, 'He ye! Hear ye! A wizard will soon be walking by!' But in this case, it didn't happen: there was no warning. The wizard just walked by and took everyone by surprise.

-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), January 2nd, 2005.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 2 January 2005 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 3 January 2005 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

chk chk chk

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 3 January 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

chkchkchk are, indeed, a joke.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 3 January 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit. based on that first post alone, I've got to go and read this whole thread now.

-- Carl Winslow is WHAT!?!? (power.strik...), January 4th, 2005. (deangulberry)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

haha Ian is a fat, lady migdet
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...) (webmail), January 4th, 2005 9:41 AM. (roxymuzak) (link)

― Carl Winslow is WHAT!?!? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Boring nincompoops both here and on the Noise board whining about the fact that I don't remember the record label and track listing and production credits and artwork fonts of every record I've ever enjoyed off the top of my head (as if *they* do, even though they don't hear a fraction of the records I do) turned into self parody ages ago. That's all I've got to say. (Except that I do so like Temporary Residence. I've even written glowing reviews of many of their CDs. So there. They hate rock *way better than Drag City does.)

-- chuck (cedd...), January 4th, 2005.

ha! at least boring nincompoopsnoize dudes talk to me and not through me at FAPs

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.filmthreat.com/UploadImages/000008571_comicbookguyX.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

that's cold, rosemary

― .adam (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

...but deserved. He called us nincompoops! What's next? Rapscallions?! LAYABOUTS?!

― Carl Winslow is WHAT!?!? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

he listens to more albums than anyone!!!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"I've forgotten more records than you will ever listen to!"

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

How does he know that he listened to them though if he can't remember what they were?

― Carl Winslow is WHAT!?!? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus people, have some respect for your elders.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

who are you calling "jesus people"...the jews?

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even know what respect is.

― Carl Winslow is WHAT!?!? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Find out what it means to me.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, this thread is for the funny.

― Carl Winslow is WHAT!?!? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

adam, you are not showing any respect for your elders i.e. ME!!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah doodz....FUCK A CHUCK

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, this thread is for the funny.

Exactly. Don't you see how witty I am being?

― .adam (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

They'll be taking the things I say, and in years to come, my words will adorn license plates, birthday cards, ceramic wall hangings. I'll be the answer to gameshow questions.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'll pass on fucking chuck.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure there are plenty of ILMers who would want to though.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT HIS SEMEN CARRIES THE HAZY KNOWLEDGE OF ONE MILLION HORRIBLE RECORDS

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'll pass on fucking chuck.
-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...) (webmail), January 4th, 2005 12:57 PM. (rosemary) (link)

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BUT HIS SEMEN CARRIES THE HAZY KNOWLEDGE OF ONE MILLION HORRIBLE RECORDS
-- ddb (stupidpum...) (webmail), January 4th, 2005 12:58 PM. (ddb) (link)

― Carl Winslow is WHAT!?!? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure about this thread.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1765000/images/_1766846_hirst_300.jpg

― Carl Winslow is WHAT!?!? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that one of yours?

― .adam (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that your girlfriend?

― .adam (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

YES AND NO

― Carl Winslow is WHAT!?!? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://gala.univ-perp.fr/~dgirard/icono7_files/image004.jpg

this one is pretty awesome in-person...it's huge and stupid!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hagenauer-denk.de/neu_images/200j-christo.jpg

― Carl Winslow is WHAT!?!? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I HOPE IT KILLS SOMEONE!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

it might be me!

― Carl Winslow is WHAT!?!? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

All the best art involves a massive waste of time and resources, apparently.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

and $20,000,000

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Who wants to look at Ethiopians eating food?

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

They'll be taking the things I say, and in years to come, my words will adorn license plates, birthday cards, ceramic wall hangings. I'll be the answer to gameshow questions.

- What notorious suicide bomber once said "All the best art involves a massive waste of time and resources" ?

- Alex, who is Adamrl?

- Sorry Ian, so close.

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

― .adam (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

and curt1ssss why do you talk to people with xscreennamex. cut that out.

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), January 5th, 2005.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT I LIKE MERZBOW

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT I LIKE MERZBOW

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWBUT I LIKE MERZBOWvvvvvvvvvvv

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

(I like Merzbow, you know)

-- emil.y (container_driver...), January 5th, 2005 8:21 PM. (emil.y)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not "icky boy music". I like Merzbow, goddamn it! It's just crap music. (This IS TRUE.)

-- emil.y (container_driver...), November 11th, 2004 6:52 AM. (emil.y)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

((this is a massive xpost; i was responding to matos's post before ned came in with a comment about what he did at the library today.))

[long-winded spiel edited out for maximum roffle]

-- Amateur(ist) ([email protected]) (webmail), January 5th, 2005 6:49 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

PLEASE MAXIMUM THE ROFFLE THX

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

is there any significance to the ANIME my cute/flirty coworker sent me?

― LSD, called the aristocrat (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe she thought you just like half-nude mummies.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 5th, 2005 11:16 PM. (Ned)

She would not be wrong in that assumption.

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), January 5th, 2005 11:16 PM. (orion)

ew, jon, you like half n00d mummies? we are not going on a daet.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

ian =! jon!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

jon is in my room.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

the post was in reference to jon. also ian=jon anyway, fuck it.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe she wants to tentacle rape you

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...)

i almost spit up green tea thru my nostrils.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/49/67/11957694/8049096321024l.jpg

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://u-blog.net/melfrid/img/Erwin_Wurm_one_minut_sculpture_1997_1999.jpg

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://g.myspace.com/00032/34/45/32875443_l.jpg

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.chick.com/tractimages9587/5018/5018_12.gif

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.chick.com/tractimages9587/0034/0034_17.gif

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

dean has been really funny lately.

-- mark p (mark.p****...), January 4th, 2005.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

THANKS BROSEPH PROPS TO ALL Y'ALL (MY INSPIRATION 2005)

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I still don't understand this weird line that critics feel themselves to be "below" musicians, or envy them. By all objective standards, critics get the better deal. We don't have to tour around in crappy vans, or spend hours trying to EQ a hi-hat: we just get to shoot our mouths off about whether other people are doing it right. We get paid more than they do, and are likely to do what we do for a lot longer than they do. They, in fact, have to pay other people, publicists, to send us the music they've worked so hard to make, pretty much begging for our approval and praise, and we just pick the stuff up from the mailbox and make fun of the press sheets and talk shit about them on message boards. They go around having strings of crappy relationships and writing songs about it, whereas most of the music writers I know are happily married and have cute little apartments with custom-made CD shelves. Envy? Envy? Dude, they're working on the line: we're management.
-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), January 5th, 2005 11:36 AM. (nabisco) (link)

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I bought a racist belt today

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

from ^ thread:
This is like my belt-buckle that has the shape of Eritrea and then it says "Independent Nation (FOR THE TIME BEING)." Or my t-shirt with the off-color joke about Somali women.

-- nabisco (--...), January 5th, 2005.
nabisco is on fire today

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

HEY DDB THAT DANZIG SONG ON SAN ANDREAS IS REALLY GOOD

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Witness gygax's good friend Shakey Mo:

Greg Tate on the 30th Anniversary of Hip-Hop

― .adam (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

let me guess, the subject of race gets brought up and everyone gets mad at each other.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Sort of!

― .adam (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

racist!

― .adam (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Look I'm just about on the edge of deleting everything here
-- Andrew (n...) (webmail), January 5th, 2005 8:10 AM. (enneff) (link)

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yeah we might lose another feature all of a sudden.
-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), January 5th, 2005 8:11 AM. (ken c) (link)

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HEY KEN C WHY DON'T YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
-- Andrew (n...) (webmail), January 5th, 2005 8:12 AM. (enneff) (link)

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i mean i'd really love to spend a few hours optimising the last read feature but i'm a bit busy right now earning money to live and spending my two free hours each day seeing my friends
-- Andrew (n...) (webmail), January 5th, 2005 8:17 AM. (enneff) (link)

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 6 January 2005 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

THE NEW MARS VOLTA IS FANTASTIC!

-- chaki in charge (chaki.tim...), January 4th, 2005. (chaki)

YEAH THE INDIE KIDS WONT KNOW WHAT CALYPSO'D THEM

-- harshaw (jub...), January 4th, 2005. (jube)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

that is so NOT FUNNY dood.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

how is that not funny?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

you are losing your edge.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

no, i still know what's funny when i see it. you'll laugh at this joke in the shower in a week.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

only if you are in the shower with me and I catch a glance at your weener.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i love the realistic hair on those balls
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), January 6th, 2005 3:45 PM. (mcutt) (link)

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not funny, cutty

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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-- #### (###...), November 23rd, 2004.

― 7, Friday, 7 January 2005 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dailykos.com/comments/2005/1/6/205531/6324/46#46

Yeah (4.00 / 6)

Balls need to grow a spine.

by johnny rotten on Thu Jan 6th, 2005 at 21:46:57 EST

― daria g (daria g), Friday, 7 January 2005 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

hey cutty, suck one ball

― chaki in charge (chaki), Friday, 7 January 2005 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

look at their fucking jackets.
-- cutty (holle...), January 7th, 2005.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 January 2005 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF CHAKI?

if this is in reference to the mars volta thing, you should be telling jube to suck one ball.

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 8 January 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

MARS VOLTA ONE BALL

― Danzig and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Saturday, 8 January 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

but he's right. the indie kids WONT know what calypso'd them!

― chaki in charge (chaki), Saturday, 8 January 2005 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a qualifier: best female vocalist in a contemporary rock band.

-- Matthew "Flux" Perpetua (mperpetu...), January 8th, 2005.

oh stop. eleanor is not going to have sex with you.

-- cutty (holle...), January 8th, 2005.

(horrible images of perpetua masturbating to quay cur)

-- cutty (holle...), January 8th, 2005.

Oh fuck you, Cutty.

-- Matthew "Flux" Perpetua (mperpetu...), January 8th, 2005.

Ah, I shouldn't have said that. That was mean.

-- Matthew "Flux" Perpetua (mperpetu...), January 8th, 2005.

-- cutty (holle...), January 8th, 2005.

Seriously, fuck you.

-- Matthew "Flux" Perpetua (mperpetu...), January 8th, 2005.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

haha... teh cutteist

― gy "flux" gax! (gygax!), Sunday, 9 January 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't wait for the inevitable Outkast song about soy. It will be my anthem.

-- donut christ (do...), January 10th, 2005 7:29 PM. (donut)
...

SOY BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD

-- American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (power.strik...), January 10th, 2005 7:30 PM. (deangulberry)

ELL OH ELL

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 10 January 2005 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

PANDRE BOMBX

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 10 January 2005 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

any fans of Alvaro, the Chilean with the Singing Nose?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 10 January 2005 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I just can't get enough power from my wind jar, pull back the mushroom and it just catapult's me into the abyss. I've given up.
-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), January 10th, 2005 10:12 AM. (jel) (link)

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Monday, 10 January 2005 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://u2log.com/archive/omag1.jpg

― Allyzay Needs Legs More (allyzay), Monday, 10 January 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE!

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 10 January 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

What the hell was the name of that 80's metal charity single that was released around the same time as We Are The World?

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I have seen this band. They were terrible.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), January 10th, 2005 2:06 PM. (jaymc) (link)

YOU ARE TERRIBLE.

-- ddb (stupidpum...) (webmail), January 10th, 2005 2:10 PM. (ddb) (link)

FUCK YOU HAVE ANOTHER YELLOW CARD COMING TO YOU ASSHOLE

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), January 10th, 2005 2:26 PM. (mcutt) (link)

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i once had a girlfriend who properly smelled. everyone else thought she was really hot, and alone i carried the burden of knowing that everything below her waistline smelt like rotting meat. looking back i now think this was our pheromones communicating: if we had had babies, they would have had three eyes or something, but one day she'll meet a man who thinks she tastes better than anything he's ever eaten, and they will love each other forever.

-- bengo (ben...) (webmail), January 11th, 2005 6:45 PM. (link)

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT'S DISGUSTING.
http://www.mhhe.com/socscience/sex/common/ibank/ibank/0150.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ASHIT

ok this thread is too awesome to not at least poke my head in and say "hi"

-- J0hn Darn1elle (edito...), January 11th, 2005.

I agree, except replace "this thread" with "your mom"

-- C('ing on)urt1sss ([email protected]), January 11th, 2005.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

pistils at dawn or roffles at midnight?
m.

― msp (msp), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Deerhoof - Reveille: Different on Computers?

― .adam (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

COLOR OF DISCHARGE = GREENISH YELLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

What thread is that JD post on?

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"curdy"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

THANK YOU CAITLIN - I MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT POONTANG AGAIN.

― EX VAGINATARIAN (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ouchthewebsite.com/page.jhtml?id=ouchthewebsite/blackdice/blackdice.inc

― (Jon L), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"THANK YOU CAITLIN - I MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT POONTANG AGAIN."

maybe if you stopped calling it 'poontang'?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"it"

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.peterme.com/poontang/

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i still don't get the point of that tylenol ouch campaign.

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

good post on the 'i hate music' board: 'tylenol promoting noise is good business, a dentist giving out free candy'

― (Jon L), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

d'angelo looking d'ecrepit

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

THERE IS NO RESPEK UP IN THIS BIZOTCH FOR THE PLAYAZ BRING IT MORE SON BRING IT MORE!

-- choleric calum (breaste...), January 12th, 2005.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

If only Bunnybrains had cared about their dead grandparents....
-- LSD ARISTOCAT (jonathan.william...) (webmail), January 12th, 2005 3:05 PM. (ex machina) (link)

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

gygax which cave do you live in?

-- kyle (akmonda...), January 13th, 2005.

1992

-- gygax! (gygax0...), January 13th, 2005.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 13 January 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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