Online death threats: C/D

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Video games have taught me that.

― Laura E (laurae55), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago) link

When it's very clearly just a wild exaggeration demonstrating annoyance?

Also, it's pretty funny when it's common knowledge that the proposed "hitman" would sooner photoshop a flyswatter into a fly picture than kill a real one.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:22 (twenty years ago) link

I just hope that the joke doesn't mean that I'm going to have to photoshop myself into a photo of a lawyer's office.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:26 (twenty years ago) link

http://store1.yimg.com/I/karibagifts_1794_2982643

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:28 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.eriebar.org/documents/images/czolgosz.jpg

― Anarchist Asshat, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago) link

when it's you or someone you're friends with.

If you're friends with Jon, can you tell him to stop fucking up the boards? Thanks.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago) link

Such threats are hilarious when made on the Ask A Drunk forum. In that context they acquire an hilarity rarely to be equalled - the more fulminous, the better. In fact, I am going over there right now and starting a thread.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:42 (twenty years ago) link

It's funny if the hitman is fictional (to whit, the recent assassins thread). Otherwise, both pointless and uncommendable.

― I am not a mandible (Barima), Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.macs.unisa.edu.au/trosa001/images/bret.jpg

this hitman?

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago) link

That hitman is not fictional. His hatred is real.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago) link

deano... i'm sorry to be the one to tell you this - but pro wrestling is as real as santa claus and eskimos.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

ESKIMOS ARE 4 R3AL

― I am not a mandible (Barima), Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:32 (twenty years ago) link

they liked to be called Inuits.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

well, Marcello once said he'd put a bullet in the back of my head. It didn't change my view of him, I've always thought he was a twat.

― chris (chris), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:05 (twenty years ago) link

hahahaha classic!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:05 (twenty years ago) link

who HASNT marcello threatened to kill at least once?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:07 (twenty years ago) link

fair point

― chris (chris), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:08 (twenty years ago) link

have you guys watched the steve albini video with the eskimo joke?????

Steve Albini Video Lecture

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago) link

I don't think Marcello knows who I am, fortunately.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago) link

he's the kid who still had to use the safety scissors well into his teens

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago) link

and ate paste

― chris (chris), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:11 (twenty years ago) link

Did he have manboobs?

― I am not a mandible (Barima), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago) link

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