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Sexy prong songs (6 new answers)

snap your finger, snap your neck - best cuddling song evah¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 16 February 2004 19:35 (twenty years ago) link

This a thread for whining about dating dilemas [DO NOT READ IF YOU HATE TITS] (28 new answers, last at 4:55 am)

I keep reading this as DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE TITS

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:08 (twenty years ago) link

Are the conditions right for a hot gay rapper to get shot?

― BrianB (BrianB), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago) link

"My asshole sent me a notice saying he would not renew my lease"
I had the FEAR for a few seconds there!

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:16 (twenty years ago) link

I second Bryan. How strange was that?!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 February 2004 08:11 (twenty years ago) link

"How does a tuxedo differ from a regular shit?"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 19 February 2004 15:12 (twenty years ago) link

"TS: Muppets vs. Reign in Blood"

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 20 February 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

"hating white Christmas more than other Christmases"

― mouse, Tuesday, 24 February 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

"Hey, BLAME the British for Smoking!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

Pinstriped Jeans
Pinstriped Jesus

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago) link

emailing execs - IT IS A BAD IDEA RIGHT?? IT REALLY IS...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 26 February 2004 19:18 (twenty years ago) link

Sheep Paralysis - Plain Weird or REALLY WEIRD!? (5 new answers, 54 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 1 March 2004 01:27 (twenty years ago) link

LETS SPEAK IN MONOSYLAICS! ps. i cant spell it right!

― gaol clichy (clichy), Monday, 1 March 2004 09:42 (twenty years ago) link

Invert a perversion (29 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:50 (twenty years ago) link

(my favourite ILx threading is misreading the titles, yo)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:04 (twenty years ago) link

This a thread for whining about dating Dalai Lama [DO NOT READ IF YOU HATE TITS]

he was such a jerk.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 14:14 (twenty years ago) link

New England mentalism... Klingon, Martok votes to secede from Gowron, be part of Federation

― Leee the Whiney (Leee), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

Democratic Primates - Part III

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 4 March 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago) link

Alex in NYC to be a lady!

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 4 March 2004 10:08 (twenty years ago) link

What penis do you have?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 4 March 2004 11:20 (twenty years ago) link

I keep seeing "The most upfront sexual proposition you have ever made/received to/from someone you've just met" as

"blahddyblahddy front sexual position blahddyblahddyblah". The thread is sadly not that interesting to me.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 5 March 2004 00:10 (twenty years ago) link

JESS DO YOU LIKE FELCHING??

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

Petty Webcams

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

Were the UK rockists listening to dance music before the US rockists (124 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 6 March 2004 01:31 (twenty years ago) link

Teach me how to buy a new hard dick! (1 new answer)

(alright, alright I'm going)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:30 (twenty years ago) link

You're the best raper yet!!!

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 March 2004 13:42 (twenty years ago) link

Happy Embarrassing Woman's Day!

― Frühlingsj4n (Wintermute), Sunday, 14 March 2004 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

Being woken up by boob blasts - Dud or Dud?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 14 March 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

Defend Black & White Band Photos Part 3

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 15 March 2004 11:12 (twenty years ago) link

Mark C turns 30 - FAP and bring prossies, 16th March 2004

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:18 (twenty years ago) link

how long do you give the human face?
http://www.robpetherick.co.uk/people/images/people5.jpg.jpg

http://www.wickham.demon.co.uk/Jeremy%20Paxman.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:09 (twenty years ago) link

How long does it take to pray for a saint to dry?

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 19 March 2004 09:04 (twenty years ago) link

I too misread that Mark C thread, but surprise surprise my misreading was dirtier.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 19 March 2004 09:09 (twenty years ago) link

how much dirtier?

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 19 March 2004 09:20 (twenty years ago) link

i read the "This a thread for whining about dating dilemas [DO NOT READ IF YOU HATE TITS]"

as "This a thread for whining about dating dilemas [DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE TITS]" also.

"oh no! HOWARD STERN v. DUBYA FIRE!! OH NO!!"

"Fuck it, I'm gonna say it. Zzz, I'm so fucking hard"

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Saturday, 20 March 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

"The official Dawn of the Dead thread"

"The official Dawn of the Dead Thread"

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Saturday, 20 March 2004 02:45 (twenty years ago) link

Lynne Cheney After Dark (her potbelly romance novel she doesn't want you to see)

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Saturday, 20 March 2004 02:47 (twenty years ago) link

C/D: boiling your own grandfather (16 new answers, 16+ unread)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 20 March 2004 04:29 (twenty years ago) link

Lenny Kravitz is Black : (5 new answers)

― pete s, Saturday, 20 March 2004 15:16 (twenty years ago) link

"Voiceover is the crotch of a poor screenwriter"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 00:57 (twenty years ago) link

"Pimp My Bride"

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 01:11 (twenty years ago) link

How radioactive were your parents?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:21 (twenty years ago) link

top 100 most racially awkward bowel movements

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

"Vancouver is the crutch of a poor screenwriter"

― Huck, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 14:52 (twenty years ago) link

Huh, it was after I had just posted to the thread in question that I misread its title as -

"Your Mourning Routine"

And then felt v.v.v.silly indeed for a few moments, before I dared to check the thread title again. Oh boy.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 15:16 (twenty years ago) link

"If you have a snog stuck in your head and you can't get it out, click here and singe it out loud!!!!!!!!!!!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:32 (twenty years ago) link

Songs about those four American 'civilians' killed in Iraq yesterday... (25 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

official Dawson of the Dead thread

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago) link

A month ago, my girlfriend informed me that she didn't want to be "pirated" any more

― Frühlingsj4n (Wintermute), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:03 (twenty years ago) link

"Martin Amis" offers Europe truce

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 April 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

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