btw I watched Django Unchained for the first time recently & found it fun (if occasionally burdened by cringeworthy contemporary resonances)
― I can just, like, YOLO with Uber (bernard snowy), Monday, 22 December 2014 03:56 (nine years ago) link
speaking of Tarantino in the same post-cluster as Nymphomaniac: Kill Bill is another two-parter I never saw prior to its appearance on Netflix Instant Watch (saw the 1st in theaters, but missed the 2nd and couldn't decide how best to arrange an at-home viewing)
― I can just, like, YOLO with Uber (bernard snowy), Monday, 22 December 2014 03:59 (nine years ago) link
wow, Nympho pt 1 was... really something
― I can just, like, YOLO with Uber (bernard snowy), Monday, 22 December 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link
i straight out hate von trier; is it good for lolz?
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 December 2014 05:03 (nine years ago) link
I don't know if I can answer that question
― I can just, like, YOLO with Uber (bernard snowy), Monday, 22 December 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link
but yes, it is funnier than e.g. Antichrist or Dancer in the Dark
― I can just, like, YOLO with Uber (bernard snowy), Monday, 22 December 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link
if you're into 'dry humor'
So! My Netflix was hacked last week. I called customer support when I could no longer access my account, and the friendly phone man confirmed I've been jacked. Some clown in Calgary has been watching w/ my user ID, and the Netflix fraud folks have been able to track him to a single fixed IP address (residential). They reset my password/account, and are going after him, guns a-blazin'. Apparently he's been watching the R-rated soft porn titles. They gave me a free month (small yay) of service, but I've gotta start a new account and my ID and ratings (which I've held since early-adopter 2000 days) are all wiped out. Last night I sat and rated a dozen movies, but my old account had about 5000 movies rated. My queue/history are zeroed, and now I have no idea what I have/haven't watched. So, important question, what movies should I watch/rate to recalibrate the suggestions? Key titles already logged include:
Repo ManTillsammansFanny and AlexanderGood Morning / I Was Born But...Browning VersionKiss Me DeadlyYi YiMorgan: A Suitable CaseUncle BuckThe Live by NightGlass Key
― dr bronner's new and improved peppermint (soda), Saturday, 27 December 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link
good selection
― Nhex, Saturday, 27 December 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link
you take netflix much more seriously than I do
― akm, Saturday, 27 December 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
I'd like all of my recommendations to be based on a history of watching soft core porn
― ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Saturday, 27 December 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link
but seriously is that the lengths Canadians have to go to get erotic material?
― ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Saturday, 27 December 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link
Netflix was way more in-your-face about the user data aggregation back in the day - I'm seeing 1015 ratings on my account
― Nhex, Saturday, 27 December 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
there's soft core porn on netflix? what a world
― gbx, Saturday, 27 December 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link
Well most hbo isn't actually available
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 27 December 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
netflix T+A user reviews
― gr8080, Saturday, 27 December 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link
It's all v. '90s erotic thriller, apparently.
― dr bronner's new and improved peppermint (soda), Saturday, 27 December 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link
Not sure if Netflix is putting out press releases or what, but Time Out Chicago just posted this calendar:
Available January 1101 Dalmatians (1996)Bad Boys IIBatman & RobinBruce AlmightyCast AwayDallas: Season 3Get LowElectionFear & Loathing in Las VegasFort BlissFriends: Complete SeriesJeepers Creepers 2Mean GirlsShall We Dance?To Be TakeiThe French ConnectionThe Quiet ManThe War of the Worlds (1953)Wayne’s World 2
Available January 3Jack Ryan: Shadow RecruitWhite Collar: Season 5
Available January 7Brick Mansions
Available January 8FrankPsych: Season 8
Available January 9Z Nation: Season 1
Available January 13Being Human: Season 4
Available January 15Wolfblood: Season 3
Available January 16The Adventures of Puss in Boots: Season 1The Fall: Season 2Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Available January 23Iliza Shlesinger: Freezing Hot
Available January 28ChefBeauty & the Beast: Season 2
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link
Wolfblood: Season 3
Phew, finally the wait ends!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link
Tracy Flick for President!
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link
i enjoyed Brick Mansions. a fitting tribute to the legacy of Paul Walker.
― scott seward, Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:01 (nine years ago) link
WHITE COLLAR 5, JESUS FINALLY.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:03 (nine years ago) link
Last Saturday, nursed hangover with back-to-back anxiety-upping selections: Blue Ruin and All is Lost. Both good. Well, AiL is a bit old guy got mad experience and knowledge porn, but it's effective. At least until the very last scene, which is a bit lol.
Blue Ruin a crazy little one. No-one-wins revenge tale. And it has a crazy sequence featuring Buzz McCallister, Kevin's big brother!
― andrew m., Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link
Happy Valley is fantastic.
― dan selzer, Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link
I think this might only be on Prime but Night Moves was really good.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link
Excited to see Frank and Child of God (despite Franco).
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link
wanna watch happy valley. gonna watch 2nd season of the wrong mans on hulu first...
― scott seward, Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link
The Fall: Season 2
Hang on, what?! I totally missed that S2 had already aired.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link
white collar: god help me i want that rooftop apartment so bad
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 January 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link
OK, so the MPAA has that new-ish site that lets you search for streamable movies and TV. I think it's wheretowatch.com. It seems pretty solid, except every time I search for something I know is streaming on Netflix, Netflix does not come up as an option. Any ideas/conspiracies? I think a centralized site that allows me to search what's available across Amazon/Netflix/Hulu et al. is useful, since it's so hard to figure out otherwise with everything that's constantly being added and deleted to and from each service (for the longest time The French Connection II was on Netflix, but not the first movie), but if it's erratic or not comprehensive it's no sub for painstakingly stalking each individual service for what I want.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 January 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link
Broadchurch was a waste of time. Terrible ending sabotages anything worthwhile that came before.
― Brio2, Friday, 9 January 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link
franc connection is back on netflix btw JiC
― Rallsballs@onelist.com (stevie), Friday, 9 January 2015 14:51 (nine years ago) link
I just tried that service. Hopefully typed in Phantasm III, a movie I can't find anywhere. And a result popped up! Flixster! So I navigated to the flixster site only to get a message that Phantasm III is not available at this time.
― how's life, Friday, 9 January 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, January 8, 2015 8:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
We all do.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 9 January 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link
"Broadchurch was a waste of time. Terrible ending sabotages anything worthwhile that came before."
I disagree, plus, season 2 just started and upends things a bit.
― akm, Friday, 9 January 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link
I loved broadchurch. ALL OF IT.
― Jeff, Friday, 9 January 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link
There was lots I liked about it. Don't want to get spoiler-y but I'm sure you can understand frustration with that ending. I'll see if I can find the new season streaming somewhere, would be a cool move if they're able to pull off something that messes with the ending of Season 1.
― Brio2, Friday, 9 January 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link
i know this on hulu but can i just say that the scene in episode 1 season 2 of the wrong mans where the DEA woman hands the one mans the bongos in the airport was the loudest and longest i have laughed out loud at something on t.v. in a million years. like, uncontrollable laughter! just the sight of those bongos for some reason...
― scott seward, Friday, 9 January 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link
i don't really know what was so frustrating about the ending of season 1. it was a 'surprise' I suppose but did you want it to be obvious?
― akm, Friday, 9 January 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link
also, their attempts at american accents in the airport...oh god...
― scott seward, Friday, 9 January 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link
White Collar seems different this season. It seems...terrible. They've started referring to neighborhoods in outer boroughs, which makes no sense--half the show's charm was the illusion that nowhere outside of Manhattan exists. The plots and cons are so far deplorably thin, and the cast sound like they're mouthing nursery rhymes they learned by rote.
I am desolee, which I think means my shoes have a hole in the bottom.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 12 January 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link
yeah it's p thin
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 January 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link
Suit and Mrs Suit are totally faking it! And their love was the best thing about this show that isn't named Matt Bomer!
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 12 January 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link
totally!! its sad what it has all become now
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 January 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link
Frank: i didn't really know anything about it going in, but it was really really good. "i love you all" is amazing.
― just1n3, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link
We Are The Best is wonderful: Swedish movie from the director of Together, about 3 12 year old girls who form a punk band.
― #Research (stevie), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 09:37 (nine years ago) link
^Yeah Frank is great! I was fearing two hours of the ultimate indie-quirk house band. Don't be scared off! Lots of left turns wld watch again.
Second We Are The Best!—I took my 11- and 8-year old daughters to see it at the local art house, replete with subtitled fucks/cunts/assholes which was kinda tough BUT it was "uplifting" in the least offensive way.
― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link
Watched the movie wondering how long it'll be till my 8-month-old daughter has enough hair to cut it like Karla's, tbh.
― #Research (stevie), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link
Bird People, which is absolutely worth seeingWetlands, which I haven't seen yet and am curious about
We Are the Best is awesome
― shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link
Watched We Are the Best! last night and loved every minute. Those gals are so precious!
― andrew m., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link