Dress Me Up In Your Love

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okay, so as i mentioned on Your favorite outfit ! my clothing situation has become dire. it's not that i don't like dressing like a sloppy indie college student with holes in his shirts, it's just...well, wait, i don't.

so here is where you tell me what to wear.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

pictures are fine.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

also, i think you guys and gals know me well enough to know what i wouldn'y wear

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Mesh tank tops with nothing underneath.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

sigh.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, sorry, you said you don't like holes in yr shirt.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

In the words of Henry Ford: fashion is bunk

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Henry Ford thought Hitler had the right idea too.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

get a decent belt. Also - colored undershirts. Never ever wear white socks.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.thedollroom.co.uk/acatalog/sg2001crazy.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/mi/annisall/images/AnnisSpuds.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dress like Marc Almond every day, all day.

More seriously -- hm. Dark blue buttoned shirts?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.celebritycutouts.com/products/407.gif

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, well-fitted dark single color buttondown shirts are like the model T of looking okay.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.upyourtee.com/emosucks_f.jpg

― to counter the glasses (Mark P), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.upyourtee.com/mcart/shockawe1.jpg

― i saw some asshole wearing smth like this yesterday (Mark P), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I just don't see Jess in button down shirts. But I don't know any good alternatives either, a stripey sweater or something would look k-lame.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Accessorize!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

sigh.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

jess please don't tell me you ACTUALLY NEED US TO DRESS YOU.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

'tis what you get lameazoid

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Isn't Jess 8 foot tall or something? This surely limits his options to lycra vests and enormous blazers from catalogues.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

also hammerpants

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, come and put my underpants on for me i am sitting here stark naked

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

this cat's got it goin' on:

http://coverallstore.com/paintersoveralls.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.altonweb.com/history/wadlow/wadlow3.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

It helps if you dress like a detective, too. Detectives dress kind of square. People think this guy is a cop. They're going to think you're packing something. They don't fuck with you so much.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

(or do I get a sigh for that?)

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Om6lGIYXq10C:www.streetentertainers.co.uk/artists/ricardo/monk.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.tripod.com/~rwchessher/chimp_costume.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

http://static.unomas.com/orourke1.jpg

― Aaron A., Friday, 28 March 2003 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

its the rare indie dude who can rock the sport jacket look

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.pookietheclown.com/images/pookie_pirate.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh GAWD, Jess, I will love you forever if you start dressing like a lady pirate clown.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/wy/bby2k/images/jess.jpg

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:43 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, the lady pirate clown while still wearing emo glasses=beyond classic

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

actually, I do kinda like that jumper.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.josbank.com/Images/Catalog/ProductImages/2683.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.celtic-leathers.com/suits/Martin%20Sharp%20One%20Piece%20Suit.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 28 March 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.belamour.co.uk/lingeried/1849.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

(Aaron actually didn't mean to post that but it was still in his clipboard from earlier, um, activities)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Indeed, I'm treading dangerously closed to getting fired today!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Aaron, that looks suspiciously like someone I went to school with who is apparently making "adult entertainment" films now

― chris (chris), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Scary!!!

Someone needs to Photoshop Jess' face onto him.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

do it and die

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 March 2003 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess hates fun

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 28 March 2003 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

damn straight! < /heterosexist>

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 March 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

i think these cats had the right idea

http://www.theoriginalsoundtrack.com/ile/gwerk.gif

― geeta (geeta), Saturday, 29 March 2003 05:45 (twenty-three years ago)

also this guy has it goin on:

http://www.theoriginalsoundtrack.com/ile/uthant.jpg

― geeta (geeta), Saturday, 29 March 2003 05:47 (twenty-three years ago)

that's my boyfriend geeta.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 29 March 2003 05:49 (twenty-three years ago)

i feel so flattered, but sadly that is former UN secretary-general u thant

but u can call me u if u like

― geeta (geeta), Saturday, 29 March 2003 05:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Obviously, I forgot to insert a comma between "boyfriend" and "geeta". I am a drunken, rebellious English teacher who gets her jollies by flaunting the standards of grammar and spelling. Forgive me.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 29 March 2003 05:56 (twenty-three years ago)

so basically you guys want me to dress like a leather pirate clown with a sports coat, matching gold lamee suits, sponsorship logos, coveralls, and emo glasses?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 29 March 2003 06:10 (twenty-three years ago)

YES

― geeta (geeta), Saturday, 29 March 2003 06:13 (twenty-three years ago)

yes!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 29 March 2003 06:13 (twenty-three years ago)

that's gonna get fucking hot in a few months!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 29 March 2003 06:13 (twenty-three years ago)

prepare for the mid-80s revival... grow your hair long and bleach it, and then get a white suit and pastel t-shirts to wear underneath.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 29 March 2003 06:19 (twenty-three years ago)

dude and you could make yr emo specs into wraparound emo sunglasses!!

― geeta (geeta), Saturday, 29 March 2003 06:24 (twenty-three years ago)

vuarnet presents: the buddy holly collection

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 29 March 2003 06:25 (twenty-three years ago)

be careful washing yr 'hypercolor' shirt!!

― geeta (geeta), Saturday, 29 March 2003 06:28 (twenty-three years ago)

and my london fog jacket.

and my CRIMPER

HEY, remember the 80s??

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 29 March 2003 06:29 (twenty-three years ago)

jess you could even do a real premptive strike and start dressing electro so that you will be prepared for the electroclash revival in 2020.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 29 March 2003 06:30 (twenty-three years ago)

or i could start dressing like barbara walters

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 29 March 2003 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

you want to really preempt? dress inna seattle circa 91 stylee for the revival in 2030.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 29 March 2003 06:37 (twenty-three years ago)

jess after you signed off of aim i thought of another one: for squirrels.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 29 March 2003 08:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Ruffled shirts are must.

― Nicole (Nicole), Saturday, 29 March 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

There are two essential looks for this season: the marooned sea captain, and Robert Redford in The Sting. The latter is timeless, the former is, well, this season.

― tiiiiiiiiiim (tiiiiiiiiiim), Saturday, 29 March 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess, just remember that at heart, you're the dandy highwayman, so sick of indie fashion.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 29 March 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't know what you would or wouldn't wear, but i think you should wear eyeliner.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 30 March 2003 04:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:_Zx9LhR8YS0C:home.earthlink.net/~rcfriend/persia13.jpg

― minna (minna), Sunday, 30 March 2003 05:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Black: it's slimming and hides the dirt.

― SKottie, Sunday, 30 March 2003 05:54 (twenty-three years ago)

take your pick -

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 30 March 2003 07:44 (twenty-three years ago)

A guy showed up at my work just now. He's got PUNK ROYAL in gothic lettering printed on the back of his pants. Anyway, he's from US.
Maybe you like that.

"Shawn, what's that on your butt?"

― Erik, Sunday, 30 March 2003 09:17 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.mycatwalk.com.au/pages/Resources/punk1b1a.jpeg

― Eri8k, Sunday, 30 March 2003 10:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Yesterday, I saw a guy wearing full length fur coat, sunglasses and sombrero! I couldn't believe my eyes, it was phenomenal! I would suggest this look, except with a fake fur coat instead of a real one.

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 30 March 2003 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Yesterday, I saw a guy wearing full length fur coat, sunglasses and sombrero!

Prince was in town?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 30 March 2003 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

i want a pair of track pants with "hottie" across the ass. or "princess."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 30 March 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

lost the old pair, eh?

― some guy, Sunday, 30 March 2003 22:33 (twenty-three years ago)

seven months pass...

Please donate me some clothes, no "sneakers".

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a short, un-fat, male man, if that helps.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bikecult.com/works/events/02wfrJLcutters.jpg

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

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