If Life Hands You A Lemon, You Start making Lemonade!!!

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If life hands you a lemon, you start making lemonade!!!

The immortal words of Tammy Faye.

More wise advice please.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Monday, 22 December 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Patrick Kinghorn, Monday, 22 December 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

If someone ever says the above to you in polite conversation, then you are entitled to shoot them.

― mouse, Monday, 22 December 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You can't make chicken salad out of chickenshit.

― Broheems (diamond), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

If life hands you a turd, start making a shitshake!

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You can't polish a turd.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I tried.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

There is some truth in this old chestnut. However, it presumes that the lemon is not spoiled and that you have access to sugar and potable water.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone said it to me last night! It was the owner (I think he's the owner or part-owner) of a couple cool bars on Polk St., in reference to the power being out. I'm not sure what the lemonade was, though.

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

if life hands you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Mt brother shaves lemons. Very annoying, when you touch them you get lemony wax all over your fingers.

― pete s, Monday, 22 December 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

shaving lemons vs shaving carrots. hmmm

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

does excessive overuse of the exclaimation point make you look like a feeb?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't get where i am today by assclownery

― Patrick Kinghorn, Monday, 22 December 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Was it, perhaps, by something more than assclownery?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

yes also insolence, wisecrackery and felching.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Monday, 22 December 2003 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

no tomfoolery?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 22 December 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

a little, but more moonshine

― Patrick Kinghorn, Monday, 22 December 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/images/prodpage_mug_image.gif

Wish I could find the strip this concept is taken from.

― Hunter (Hunter), Monday, 22 December 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.webforwards.com/images/bomb.jpg

― Aja (aja), Monday, 22 December 2003 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.livelovelaugh.com/dogadviceani.gif

― Aja (aja), Monday, 22 December 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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