I just inherited five million dollars and have decided to give a dollar for each thread that was met with a flippant 1st answer to the person who offered it.

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Please link to the threads that you have been fortunate enough to greet with immediate mockery so that I may write you a check.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Huk-L, Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

*Voice of Niles Standish*

CeCe, you cheeky minx, you're teasing us aren't you?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Williams and Calum are going to be very rich men. (does this count?)

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I should say "men."

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon may indeed be having an early christmas this year but unless calum is responding to as many threads as he starts I doubt he'll be getting much.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

But 2 minutes ago:Blogger Help Needed

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that the kind of flippancy we're talking 'bout here?

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, but the poster themselves must claim the prize.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I just inherited five million dollars and have decided to give a dollar for each thread that was met with a flippant 1st answer to the person who offered it.

gimme my money!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, so the poster's "cleverness" is being rewarded then, eh?

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

this is easy, we just hunt down unanswered questions and start answering them.....aaaaaaand GO!

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

psh. "wtf?" didn't exactly put me in my place, Huk-l.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you have to spend the night in a haunted mansion or anything to claim your inheritance? If not, then I don't want your dirty loafer money anyhow.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you should be giving the cash to the person whose thread idea was mocked not to the mocker.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

dude i think that whole 5 mil is mine

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess wins.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"wins"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Excelsior the album

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Let me just put a little line on Strongo's tally. and that's one.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

DO YOU SEE NOW THAT I CANNOT SHUT IT OFF???

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"5 mil" = 5 milligrams of "Miccio juice"

― Charles Guiteau (Gear!), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

how do you do that where u link to a specific message within a thread rather than to the thread as a whole?

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

your e-mail address fits nicely with your post, Guiteau.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

click 'Show All Details', at the bottom of the page, jed, and click the 'link' link, that appears, below the message that you want to link to.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I am shamed.

― gear..... (Gear!), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks RJG.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

custos, why don't you fuck back off to hyrule or candyland or wherever it is you come from
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), March 18th, 2003.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

oh come on, at least give us the thread title if not a link for verity's sake (plus so we can laugh about how deserving the thread was of ridicule). And chop chop, currently you could blow your winnings at taco bell.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Forgive my anxiousness but I feel like an Elvis with nobody to hand car keys too.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, what does the it in

"I just inherited five million dollars and have decided to give a dollar for each thread that was met with a flippant 1st answer to the person who offered it."

mean?

is that the person who offered the flippant 1st answer?
the person who offered the thread that was met with the flippant answer?
or the person who offered the dollar for each thread that was met with a flippant 1st answer??

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The prize is now George Michael?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

the person who offered the flippant answer, ken c. Didn't the two GW's flung at Jess make it clear?

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

the third one is like metatatorial-explosion.

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought mockery involves mocking

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know about the rest of you, but Unanswered Questions just became a gold mine!!!!!!

Really!!!!!

No kidding!!

Now I'm tired.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post to ken c)

less semantics, more examples of immediate cruelty.

http://www.cod.edu/dept/athletic/teams/soccer/alumni/_notes/burns.jpg

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 June 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think this is actually going to happen.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 24 June 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i win

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

When I was really stoned the other night I started a stupid thread that met with immediate mockery. But the mockery came from someone who I think was using his drunk handle. Would he have to fess up his real handle to claim the prize? Can we split the money?

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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