Things To Do When You're Recovering From Surgery

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OK, I need some suggestions for things to be doing for the next week, while I'm recovering from surgery.

I've got a double whammy, because I am having surgery on my wrist (precluding everything I normally do for fun, such as typing, writing, playing guitar or piano) *and* on my ankle, (precluding anything that involves, oh... walking).

SO WHAT THE BLAZES AM I GOING TO DO FOR A WEEK?!?!?

I suppose I can still read and watch TV, but I suspect I will get bored quite fast.

Please suggest games, activities, etc. for a bored, cranky, post-surgery recuperation.

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 07:54 (nineteen years ago) link

And please don't suggest masturbation. You need your wrists for that! ;-)

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 07:55 (nineteen years ago) link

how many wrists will be out of action?

purple patch (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 07:57 (nineteen years ago) link

My right wrist.

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 07:58 (nineteen years ago) link

You only need one hand to operate a cd player, so listen to all the music you haven't listened to in ages.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Hrmmm. Well, I get bored if I just listen to music without doing something else at the same time...

I used to really like jigsaw puzzles when I was a kid. I wonder if I can do them just with my left hand.

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Discharge yourself from hospital earlier, pursued by nurses.

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Sexy nurses, running at triple speed. Stop to hit a bald man repeatedly on the head.

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:10 (nineteen years ago) link

a jigsaw puzzle with one hand ought to be doable.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that from another fortune cookie?

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not going to be staying at the hospital. Don't be silly! I don't find nurses sexy, and besides, I worked at a hospital long enough to have THE TERROR OF SUPERBUGS!!!

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Became a fairly useful southpaw boxer who has no need for a right hand defence.

Read. Construct some kind of prop yoke and balance the book on it.
Learn or brush up on another language
Catch up with old mates on the phone
Paint with your left hand - very therapeutic in lots of ways.

Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:19 (nineteen years ago) link

What language should I learn to speak? That's a good idea.

Phone... that reminds me, I need to top up the credit on my mobile because otherwise I'm going to be stranded with no way of contacting the outside world.

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:20 (nineteen years ago) link

What language should I learn to speak?

Estonian!

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I was thinking Finnish, actually, but still...

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Rent all the movies that you can think of that you've always meant to see, but never did. Ask friends what they might recommend that you've never seen. Silly current stuff, old stuff you haven't seen in an age that amuses you, list anything and everything so you'll have ideas for diversionary stuff to watch. TV box sets are great too. (is there a UK equivalent of Netflix? That way, it's all by mail and easier to deal with...)

Can you scroll and click with your left hand, so at least you can still read and surf online? Also (if so)--computer games--Scrabble at games.com or isc.org (?), literati at yahoo or any of the other yahoo games that might interest you. Learn to play Go if you don't know how already! It is addictive and takes some time and effort to learn, thus distracting you from pain, limitations, etc. Um, these recommendations are leaning heavily towards my interests... Jigsaw puzzles sound like a good idea. You'd get used to doing them with your left hand, I suspect, though it would be really frustrating initially. Your brain can rewire and learn all sorts of movement that doesn't seem natural--with musical stuff, you're probably able to do quite easily things that would be daunting to someone without the practice and skills.

Lots and lots of music. Books. Fingerpainting. Because it's silly and doesn't have to turn out well, because it's fingerpainting. Might be too messy though. Um. All I can think of for now...

xp. Learning a language is a great idea...

JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:39 (nineteen years ago) link

It's cool that Julia still talks of 'surfing' the internet.

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:43 (nineteen years ago) link

what is yr word of choice, Alba? Browsing?

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't have a VCR, so movies are kind of out. Unless it's on DVD, coz my computer has a DVD drive. Maybe I should borrow some TV series from my friends!

But anything computer oriented with lots of clicking or mouse-using is probably out. :-(

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Is 'surfing' a particularly antiquated word or something?

(you could rent a ton of stuff on DVD...that's what I do, and watch it all on my laptop)

JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 08:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, Nick, what do you call it? Are you hip to the latest buzzwords? Oh, how we laugh at Julia and her 1997-speak! Hahaha!

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 09:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Excuse me, but I believe it was from 1998.

Oh, I remember why I clicked this thread. There was a question asked by someone who was having some sort of surgery and was going to be bedridden or similar for six weeks (or something)--does anyone remember that one? No energy to search for it, but maybe it could be useful too.

JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 09:13 (nineteen years ago) link

god, i am so bored. television is really super apalling this week. i read three books yesterday. i can't stand inactivity.

i suppose i can technically still walk, although not very far or fast, so i should shut up, but one-handed typing is slow and annoying. AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 27 August 2004 09:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Just watch out for the moment when you start wanting to call radio phone-ins...

Archel (Archel), Friday, 27 August 2004 09:52 (nineteen years ago) link

i nearly called trisha yesterday. but then again,in my medicated state,i nearly called my ex boyfriend and shouted at him., maybe calling trisha would be better.

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 27 August 2004 10:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Trisha can help anyone, I've seen it!

PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 27 August 2004 10:05 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm so upset i missed trisha this morning coz i was back at the doctor. on no!

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 27 August 2004 10:11 (nineteen years ago) link

i have ten minutes left at this web cafe and my wrist is throbbing! quick someone tell me what to do or it's back to the dan brown novels for me, oh no!

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 27 August 2004 10:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Two Weeks of Complete and Utter Bedrest

Hope you see this in time!

Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 27 August 2004 10:38 (nineteen years ago) link

- one handed juggling.
- playing chords on piano
- scrabble
- internet chat
- learn to write with left hand

ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 10:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Just play S3's "Dreamweapon" on a continuous loop ... after a few hours you will probably enter a semi-comatose/vegetative state and then before you know it, the week will be over.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Friday, 27 August 2004 10:55 (nineteen years ago) link

get a little recorder to dictate into and record stories in audio (instead of typing). Just blab into it. Some good "writing" might come out of it.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 12:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, and try not to think about your ex too much.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 12:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Mostly sleep a lot. Then record your dreams.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I am not doing very well at this bedrest thing. I'm back at the web cafe, writing strange medicated mails to boys on OKCupid. Tee hee. I will probably regret this when the painkillers wear off, but right now it's enjoyable.

Recording the sound of your dreams sounds interesting indeed. I think I shall very well do that this afternoon.

And there's some giant glowing art installation in Dulwich Park this weekend. I think that would be fun on medication, as well. If I can find a bus which doesn't require me to go up stairs...

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Saturday, 28 August 2004 10:04 (nineteen years ago) link

what you mean is: is there a single-decker bus which goes to Dulwich?

(someone's bound to know. my money's on William)

MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 28 August 2004 10:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I think it's called the P12 or something, or maybe that's the pickups on my guitar.,..

Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Saturday, 28 August 2004 10:44 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
So I may have to have surgery sometime this year that will have me convalescing for a month or more. Should I be excited by this or will it suck?

adamrl (nordicskilla), Sunday, 22 January 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a playstation and I download movies and music illegally on the internet. I also enjoy reading.

adamrl (nordicskilla), Sunday, 22 January 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I download movies and music illegally on the internet. I also enjoy reading.

I don't understand why you didn't just say you enjoy movies and music. Do you want to go read in jail for a month or something?

StanM (StanM), Sunday, 22 January 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I am Adam Levine from the rick band Maroon 5.

adamrl (nordicskilla), Sunday, 22 January 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Bigger man-whore: Steve-O or Adam Levine

Oh, how un-shocked are we that Maroon 5 front man Adam Levine is trying to hit up Nick Lachey's sloppy seconds — again. Well, we know he has a thing for blonds, so maybe Lindsay Lohan will give him a piece the next time she dyes her hair back.

Still, with any Page Six man-whore mention, we can't help but automatically think: Steve-O. So, what's going on? Could this be an all-out battle for the biggest dude slut in young Hollywood?

Hey, now that Colin Farrell is a) old and b) known to make sex tapes, even Paris Hilton won't go near him. So that leaves Adam and Steve-O, the drug dealing Jack-Ass, whose latest fling is Nicole Richie, to battle it out for the single gals sipping martinis at the Marmont.

We will definitely be following up with a full gossip round-up later today, in what is to be our first installment in Steve-O vs. A-Lev slut-a-thon. Send us your insider tips, if you got 'em. We just know in our hearts this is sure to be an American Idol worthy competition.

adamrl (nordicskilla), Sunday, 22 January 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Become a connoisseur of coffee.

svend (svend), Sunday, 22 January 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

POT.

DUH.

gbx (skowly), Sunday, 22 January 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Get a sharpie and play Connect-The-Bedsores®.

truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 22 January 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
More surgery talk.

Crutches vs. cane?

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link

It would probably depend on the kind of surgery you're having, I'd think.

My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

A walker with tennis balls on the front feet.

pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

don't joke, that could be a reality!

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

So I had interventional radiology last week. It was uncomfortable and painful and very undignified, and all I could think was "this is TAME compared to what I have to look forward to"! Fuck a backless hospital gown.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks! Oxy sucks btw. This is a terrible reminder that even small indignities start to really tear you down; as surgeries go, this one was a starter kit but it's still wrecked me for the past week. just now where i can type for about an hour a day. prob should avoid ilx tbh.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 8 September 2019 09:50 (four years ago) link

You could use voice-to-text!

☮ (peace, man), Sunday, 8 September 2019 11:34 (four years ago) link

not really how i write; would need to relearn if it were a long term answer for sure. hoping i can drop the metal belt portion of the cast soon and that will allow easier keyboard access.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 8 September 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

so this worked out pretty good right up to the point where I appear to have somehow strained or damaged something during the rehab and there's been an on and off (but like, almost entirely mostly on) muscle spasm going off around my left rhomboid. I am really hoping if I go a little easier on it and try to get back on a schedule, it'll pass. Until then, it's definitely keeping me up nights.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 8 December 2019 10:35 (four years ago) link

Feel better! Therapy sucks but your long term results are really determined in that first year post surgery. Listen to your therapist (if they are a good one) and don't try to do more or less even if you are feeling better or want to get better quicker (not suggesting this is what happened).

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Sunday, 8 December 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link

thanks! i think i'm just overshooting myself and it finally caught up. I'm going to take the next month and actively mindfully try to not use it the same way i was in the first month or two. It just feels so limiting. It IS so limiting!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 9 December 2019 00:54 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

So i'm doing this again tomorrow. same surgery as that wasn't strained, it was torn and now this is meant to provide a brief pause in pain until it rips again and we need to discuss shoulder replacement. wheeeeeeeeeee.
good thoughts are welcomed as I try to cope with going into the same thing all over again.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 04:00 (two years ago) link

I’ll be thinking of you Forks. <3

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 06:41 (two years ago) link

Good luck, forks.

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 13:07 (two years ago) link

gl forks

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 13:51 (two years ago) link

Hope it went well <3

My wife is having surgery in two days to have a few reproductive organs removed (preventative measures). I've got FMLA thankfully, I think not doing things will be the hardest part for her (and having me do them may be even harder).

change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 21:44 (two years ago) link

oxy is fkn terrible

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 13:01 (two years ago) link

Why? Never took it.

change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link

hang in there forks

ilx surgery szn, i am having surgery tomorrow also

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 10 November 2021 16:47 (two years ago) link

Yup, 12/1 cancerous organ pull. 😕 ive had a fuckton of ortho procedures but those are usually not so scheduled and buildup-y. On the other hand, I’ve been through so many procedures, but I’m not too fazed, relatively speaking

antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 17:30 (two years ago) link

Forks and Jordan, stay strong and im thinking of you all.

antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 17:32 (two years ago) link

Forks and Jordan, stay strong and im thinking of you all.

antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 17:32 (two years ago) link

Twice even.

antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 17:32 (two years ago) link

Ah that second was for johnny crunch obv!

antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link

thx hunt3r... good luck to u, your sitch is the same as mine.. 1st time ever having surgery… @ least no real prolonged buildup for me, only confirmed this was nec’y from a biopsy 10 days ago~

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 10 November 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

Best luck all

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 18:14 (two years ago) link

my biopsies were so unpleasant i’m stoked to be ko’d tbh. Take good. Thx and take good care, johnny.

antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 21:58 (two years ago) link

Take good care that is

antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 21:59 (two years ago) link

It's ok I'll take some luck too. Best wishes y'all.

change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 21:59 (two years ago) link

Best wishes all.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 22:18 (two years ago) link

Backing you Forks, Jordan & Johnny. Sending heart.

keen reverberations of twee (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 11 November 2021 03:20 (two years ago) link

made it thru & just ate three (3) jello squares

johnny crunch, Thursday, 11 November 2021 22:30 (two years ago) link

Congrats! I'll bet jello never tasted so good

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 11 November 2021 23:00 (two years ago) link

Good to hear you made it through, johnny crunch.

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Thursday, 11 November 2021 23:20 (two years ago) link

great news, glad to see it.

i've never heard jello described as squarular, i think of it more cubular. hospital food, i tell u peeps.

antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Friday, 12 November 2021 14:04 (two years ago) link

We were at the hospital for 10 hours yesterday but everything ended up going well for my partner, thanks all. Happy recoveries.

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 12 November 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link

happy to hear it.. best to u Jordan and wife !

johnny crunch, Friday, 12 November 2021 22:05 (two years ago) link

oxy had me puking badly. tramadol makes me stupid but nausea is more under control. i'm a week out and going back to the doc for assessment this morning. it's been bumpy but mostly manageably so.
best wishes to all other ilxors navigating this system.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 November 2021 12:06 (two years ago) link

When I was in college, we used to order tramadol from these shady online sites and pop 4-6 of them at a time and take bongrips while listening to Low. The best sort of bad times.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 15 November 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link

oh geez i'm sorry to hear the oxy effect. keep on. i don't have other comment than to say i avoid opioids due to previous puke-fests too. don't recall if i've had tramadol sounds enticing.

antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Monday, 15 November 2021 17:25 (two years ago) link

It is a bummer to have a bad reaction to opioids— I truly can't imagine having gone through surgery without them.

Hunt3r, tramadol works okay but I mean that in the truest sense of the word— it dulls the experience of the pain, but the pain is still kind of there. At least from my experience.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 15 November 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link

that seems about right to me? currently dealing with some pretty serious anxiety and stomach stuff that I'm wondering is connected to usage after a week, but it may just be standard freakout. doc gave me three more weeks in a brace which i cant sleep or work in so i am fairly aghast

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 19:01 (two years ago) link

Oof, please take care forks. Hope you get to a place where you can rest.

hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link

Strength to you forks, glad to hear youre enduring over the stress. Gws.

antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 23:42 (two years ago) link

oof, forks, please take care.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 November 2021 22:24 (two years ago) link

finally reached the part of the healing process where i start screaming angrily "BE NICE TO ME" at my partner
we're both exhausted and i'm not handling super well

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link

what a fuckin' month!

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link

Sorry to hear! I remember those when I was recovering from surgery. Lots of tears, I also nearly broke my phone a number of times from throwing it across the room in frustration

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 December 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link

it is not fun! i am much diminished and frustrated by the presumptions of all nearby that since i'm awake and answering emails i am probably fine. definitely not fine, but daddy's gotta pay the rent.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 December 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link

I went back to work teaching undergrads only ten days after I had major surgery. My mom had to drive me to work for the first three weeks of the semester because my partner was working at the same time, and I literally couldn't sit up properly to drive without being in massive amounts of pain. It was a truly weird beginning to the 2019-2020 school year, which just got weirder as time went on lol.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 December 2021 18:53 (two years ago) link

So far: watch lots of prev unwatched shit from the 2010s, play with cats, wash catheter bags. This one is painful enough that just staying lying down is pretty nice.

antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Saturday, 4 December 2021 15:37 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

in ongoing body horror updates, a weird nubbin of stitch located in my underarm that had been jabbing me in the side and occasionally even waking me up, just popped out of the scar like it had somewhere to be. I still can't raise my arm beyond 70 degrees or so but this represents a big leap forward in my well being.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 December 2021 15:32 (two years ago) link

it's the little things that count!

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 20 December 2021 18:22 (two years ago) link

Nubbin repairs 4 U

Angela's Seshes (darraghmac), Monday, 20 December 2021 18:52 (two years ago) link

imagine having a big splinter in your underarm that jabs you in your side all day every day for a month. that nubbin was a real thorn.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 December 2021 18:58 (two years ago) link


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