Your ILX Song

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Take a popular love song and rewrite it for the ILX0r of your choice. Like this:

So excuse me forgetting
But these things I do
You see I've forgotten
If it's purple or it's blue

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 20 May 2005 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh [insert two-syllable female ilXer's name here that ends in a "long E" sound],
You're a fine girl...
What a good lay [or fuck, whichever is preferred] you would be...

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 21 May 2005 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian, are you thinking this is another thread in reverse?

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 21 May 2005 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I know what Ken's thinking.

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 21 May 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

That makes one of us.

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 21 May 2005 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

are you thinking what i'm thinking?

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 21 May 2005 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I've got the same name as you therefore,ipso fatso, I'm thinking what you're thinking.

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 21 May 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The only way is up.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 21 May 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread
has nothing bright about it.

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 21 May 2005 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Who wants pie?

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 21 May 2005 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

They said write a song for ILX,
But all I could think was booty flakes

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 21 May 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

The ILX song should be "Breaking The Habit" by Linkin Park

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 21 May 2005 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I love everything,
Oh you sycophant
Why don't you love me?

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 21 May 2005 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX
Rock you like a hurricane
ILX
Like a drifter it was born to walk alone
ILX
Do you know where you are? You're in the JUNGLE BABY
ILX
Don't know what you got till it's gone

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 21 May 2005 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

X...
XX...
ILX...
You're my only friend

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Well at least we're getting to the nub of the problem now.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 23 May 2005 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"You're my only friend
You don't even like me.."

(Find this song! You have to. "My Friend" by God. Classic.)

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 23 May 2005 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

has your or your partner's anatomy ever gotten in the way of sex

There are more songs on this thread!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 23 May 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.