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totally suck unlike a duck
i love music (obvious)
teh noize board (they cant take the pwning haw haw haw)
i love afl (run by hitler)

totally cool unlike a school
i love everything (no really)
i love wwe (teh wrasslin with dommy p)
i make music (teh nerds)

this has been a public service and these are facts so please believe it! or else!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Sunday, 30 October 2005 09:05 (twenty years ago)

Or else WHAT?

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Sunday, 30 October 2005 09:11 (twenty years ago)

i will expose the secret of las redes mudas del asno

ps i am highly upset about your birthday thread being for registered jerks only

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Sunday, 30 October 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)

esteban, where do you stand on the aja/dante board?

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 30 October 2005 09:32 (twenty years ago)

ps i am highly upset about your birthday thread being for registered jerks only

Oh dear, didn't realize that. :-(

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Sunday, 30 October 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

esteban, where do you stand on the aja/dante board?

i always be a fan of the pink boards

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Sunday, 30 October 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

attn: de subjectivisten

YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET SO SPEAK THE ENGLISH, THE ONLY LANGUAGE OF THE INTERNET

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 31 October 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

What about "Ask A Drunk"?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 31 October 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

esteban has great taste in messageboards.

i'd personally add 1P3 on there too.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Esteban, I make music is run by PRO CENSORSHIP NAZIS!!!!

― jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

(they cant take the pwning haw haw haw)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Mr. Buttez shall evaluate Ask A Drunk and pronounce his opinion upon the same at his earliest convenience.

It is well known that Mr. Buttez's services in ranking the sucky or ruling qualities of forums are regarded with the highest favour by those who are in a position to understand these things and therefore are in very high demand. We thank you for your patience in this matter and hope to provide full satisfaction in due time.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

I really need to get something out of the way.

How do you pronounce "Buttez"?

― Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

One assumes it's not pronounced like the second person plural of the French slang verb 'butter', which means 'to kill'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

i love wwe (teh wrasslin with dommy p)

esteban finally reveals his true identity

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

elephant buttez

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

buttez the killer

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Esteban, I make music is run by PRO CENSORSHIP NAZIS!!!!

I'm a moderator there and I've never censored anyone. I wouldn't know how to though. Maybe I should learn.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

IGNORANT PRO CENSORSHIP NAZIS!!!!

― Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

http://bb.wynnear.com/pics/Illinois_Nazis2_medium.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

THIS THREAD IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.npr.org/programs/watc/features/2005/may/homestar/sbad_200.jpg

― M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

esteban's idea of "hey cant take the pwning haw haw haw":

I NEED A FIX, OH GOD I NEED A FIX
HELLO TOSH GOTTA TOSHIBIA
OTM!!!
I HEARD THAT THE NOIZE BOARD IS A SECRET CAVERN FOR FURRIES, BEATLES SLASHFIC WRITERS AND LIVEJOURNAL EMUS
TEH NOIZE BOY IS LAME AND GAY AND IS FULL OF GAY FAGGOTS THAT CANT TAKE THE TRUTH OR THE NEW HOTTNESS AND PROBABLY ARE MUSLIMS (HAHA GAY MUSLIMS)
WOOF WOOF WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
In this thread we are reading "Penny Arcade"
In this thread we are reading Slashdot

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

those threads do not contain my name

i think YOU have MISTAKEN ME for SOMEONE ELSE maybe YOU should CONTACT your local OPTOMETRIST for an EYE CHECKUP

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

riiiiight

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

dont be flippant about it

if you do and leave it to late you might not be able to reverse your eye problems and you might end up blind when you could have done something about it

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

does anyone in ASK A DRUNK actually answer the questions?
i have something important to ask a legit drunk.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Tomato juice, preferably in a Bloody Mary.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

I answer 'legitimate' questions mein socken. However as you might notice there, not always intelligibly?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

(it's nein. nein Socken.)

are you saying you only answer legit questions? i only stated that my question was important. what needs to be legit is the DRUNK answering it.

can i trust you are in fact a drunk?

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

What kind of a question is that?

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 05:13 (twenty years ago)

we generally get round to it eventually

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 08:31 (twenty years ago)

I was merely turning your nom de guerre into a term of endearment, Socken. I get expansive and 'friendly' when plastered.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

aw, that's sweet.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

mixing it up a bit

― acrobat, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

freud love was absent

― jergïns, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

rip golden days of freud

― tehresa, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

8080

― jergïns, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

JW CALLED ME A NAZI ;_;

― John Justen, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

I know, join the club, etc.

― John Justen, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

that is funny since he is the one handing out bans like halloween candy!
lolz.

― tehresa, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

unless it's someone several people have repeatedly called to have banned, then we have to do a poll.

― jessie monster, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

i don't really care but this is cramping my ability to give input re: borebbq!!!! BBQ IS IMPORTANT!

― tehresa, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

that is funny since he is the one handing out bans like halloween candy!
lolz.

My character has evolved with tedious dramatic irony. Don't you see?

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.twilighttimesbooks.com/images/GoldenAge_med.jpg

― gershy, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)

120 boards back please

― jergïns, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 05:54 (eighteen years ago)

Ask A Drunk rules

― C J, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 09:25 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.npr.org/programs/watc/features/2005/may/homestar/sbad_200.jpg

-- M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 04:24 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^^basically this

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

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