I broke my laptop in a horrific banana and orange juice accident

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what do i put on my lap now

also

what's the 'real life' equivelent of internet porn.

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

theres a french girl two computers away from me and she is having a very loud conversation + cry

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:02 (twenty years ago)

did she break her laptop also?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

no, i think it was just her spirit that was broken, possibly due to a messy break up, or sibling death.

*This is speculation only.

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

this is my 9/11

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

was this a "banana, and orange juice" accident, or a "banana and orange juice" accident?

if it's the latter I'm not impressed.

― remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

What were you doing with the banana?

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:07 (twenty years ago)

I thought it was smeary banana that cured an orange juice spill.

Alas.

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:08 (twenty years ago)

never forget

― gear (gear), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:09 (twenty years ago)

have we forgotten already?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:09 (twenty years ago)

we have to ask ourselves, what did hairy do to deserve this?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:09 (twenty years ago)

So the banana wasn't the reason you spilled the orange?

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Someone has to pay for this atrocity.

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:09 (twenty years ago)

my freedom to use the internet has been comprimised

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

A sister thread.

buying your ex-girlfriend a dildo or vibrator - C or D

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

I don't think my sister has any cause to visit that particular thread.

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Because she has a banana?

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't want to know.

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:15 (twenty years ago)

How is the banana?

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 20 January 2006 12:38 (twenty years ago)

what's the 'real life' equivelent of internet porn.

Did you break your laptop in the attempt to find out, using a banana and some orange juice?

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Friday, 20 January 2006 12:40 (twenty years ago)

Thats what we're trying to find out.

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 20 January 2006 12:41 (twenty years ago)

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