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This is de facto true; it is impossible to live your life and not get on someone's nerves.

Given that this is true, could we all (and I stress the "we") stop acting like it's the fucking end of the world if someone on this board gets on your nerves?

― Dan (Everyone Hates Everyone Else: So What?) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

but isn't that what ilx is for? overreacting and throwing temper tantrums?

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

We do it here so that we can be civil IRL.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

or something like that.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Ha!

― Dan (Carry On, Then) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Dan, while this is true I don't see how it obviates our duty to be generally civil. Having said that, I've been kicked in the nuts a couple of times here and you don't see me crying about it. It's only a fucking message board after all.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

I love you all.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:24 (twenty years ago)

Why do I see CJ with an updo, opera gloves, sunglasses, a drink in one hand and several Borzois on leash while she says that?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Because you are a man of taste.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

and not inconsiderable imagination :)

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

i was hoping to click on this thread to find it to be about wearing other people's underwear and catching a rash

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

why, do you have a story to tell?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

only for you!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:37 (twenty years ago)

Start a thread entitled, 'My charming lingerie tale.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Dan's never got on my nerves, oh no.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Ken C's favorite sporting event.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:39 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't click on a thread that uses the word "charming," just revive the WOMEN: HOW MANY BRAS DO YOU OWN thread and tell it there.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Surely it would be more about the itchy crotch than the charming lingerie?

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Aw! You is mine leetle darlinks!

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Would someone get Aimless away from the moonshine, please.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Doing a search of ILX for 'itchy crotch' reveals the following:

Second hand swimsuits? EEEEWWWW!
My son always says "have fun wearing clothes from dead people."
One of the bathing suits I bought actually still had sand in the crotch, caught between the lining and the suit. I discovered this after I'd been wearing it all afternoon. It was darker sand than the beach had, that's how I knew. I didn't care! I'm not afraid of some dead lady's crotch-sand!
Now I REALLY have to go.
-- Beth Parker (marthasminion...), August 12th, 2005.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

anything for you ally and m white :)
My charming lingerie tale.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:47 (twenty years ago)

sandy crotch!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Beth Parker - ILX poetess extraordinaire and fearless as well.

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

ken that was the best!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

:-)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Oh no! Someone posted the words "itchy crotch" here even though the tread title didn't warn about such content! I feel insulted!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas don't you have some noize dudes to cry over???!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:53 (twenty years ago)

I mean YOU of all people to not get why people MIGHT be irritated by somewhat unpleasant chit chatter without prior warning? Let me introduce you to my kettle, dude.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

Dan irritates the hell out of me sometimes (by starting this thread for example). But other times he cool.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

http://tfp.killbots.com/fanart/bofr/005_alien_neutral.gif

"I have no strong feelings one way or the other"

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

stevem irritates me most of the time but it's tolerable really

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

What happened to the stepmother, though?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:58 (twenty years ago)

wait for the sequel

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:59 (twenty years ago)

no one on this thread irritates me.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Hi!

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

I am just beeeg poopy doggy. Everybody love beeg poopy doggy.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

I mean YOU of all people to not get why people MIGHT be irritated by somewhat unpleasant chit chatter without prior warning? Let me introduce you to my kettle, dude

I guess it depends on what you mean by "unpleasant". To me, reading personal insults towards people are a million times worse than reading about poop or vagina without prior warning, especially since the latter is something that happens on ILE all the time. But if you find it disgusting then of course you have the right to say so, and I'm sorry if I've implied that you don't. Maybe it was because your reaction seemed a bit too strong considering that what Rumpie did wasn't anything out of the ordinary.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)

"are" = "is"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)

I think Aimless is now mixing moonshine with percocet.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:04 (twenty years ago)

oh man

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

fuck your meta shit, perry, you piss me off.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

the concept of meta shit is blowing my mind

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:09 (twenty years ago)

meta shit is when i take a dump on your asshole, ken c.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Thank you for that image, Special Agent Gene Krupa

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:12 (twenty years ago)

ian yr so grumpy these days.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

it is winter, ally. if i was a bear i would hibernate but instead I act out!

p.s. i don't get annoyed with dan perry, he's a funny guy.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

okay but when that happens does that make it your meta-shit or mine (or ours??)? i'm just trying to figure out the mechanics of someone fucking his own meta-shit.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:14 (twenty years ago)

"fuck my meta-shit, rent boy" said Simon Hughes

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:15 (twenty years ago)

it is mine unless you are discharging also, ken c.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:15 (twenty years ago)

I wish I could hibernate too. Right thru the wedding planning. 'cept then I miss football. Decisions decisions.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Do bears meta-shit in the woods you can't see for the trees?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:16 (twenty years ago)

allyzay where's my invitation?!!?!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

She hates us all, so no invites. :-(

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:19 (twenty years ago)

so "fuck your meta-shit" is to mean possibly "(I) fuck your meta-shit" as in an offer to stick your penis into a lucky person's poo as it is discharged into a third party asshole.

or "fuck your (own) meta-shit" as in take a asshole-bound dump, and THEN fuck it.

the former is a more happy sharing event i think

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.a-film.nl/film/poster/RELx550/00000487.jpg

... which one's Ned?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Meta-shit:

))((

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Fuck that, which one's supposed to be Owen Wilson?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

They shrunk him and put him in the bottle.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

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