Am I A Psycho?

I'm surprised that so many people I know have at some point described me as bossy.

2)The wierdest thing people have thought of me as is: straitlaced and quiet;>

People always think I'm some indie cynic who hates dance, and are like "you like dance Ro? Really? Wow!" despite the fact that I've been talking about it for about 6 months incessantly. I guess I still look pretty indie, there are few long(ish) haired dance fans.

(Why? I don't know. Maybe because I'm quiet, don't talk to many other people, and wear my skirts down to the floor. Then again, most of the born-again Christians aren't like that. I'm mystified.)

My brownie leader once described me as eccentric, which at the age of nine is pushing it a bit, especially coming from a woman who spends her evenings watching small girls in brown dresses and bobble hats dance around toadstools.

Anyway, fuckem and fergitabaat them. Psycho schmyco. Read some good ol' RD Laing and Will Self's Quantity Theory of Insanity and have a good old yuk at just how ridic the notion of madness is.

Nobody thinks anything weird about me - I conform exactly to all expectations.

! Uh, together or separately?

Oh, and my friend told me that a conversation took place in my abscence whereby my friends were trying to decide if they knew anyone who was completely nice and sane. It seems my name was put forward and then rejected as being not sane! I'm still confused over that.

My now girlfriend, upon first (briefly) meeting me, said I 'sounded like Spud from trainspotting'. Now who's the psycho here?

a) Don't know enough to say whether Queen G is a psycho or not
b) Some people at work are convinced I'm a Creationist, just because I disagreed with Mr "Science proves God doesn't exist", and bother to actually read up on things like the Anthropic Principle, rather than relying on anti-Creationist websites to inform me.

By the standard medical definition (the last I heard), bipolar disorder is a psychosis - as opposed to a neurosis. But it is more and more controllable through medication, so that psychotic *behavior* is far less common in bipolar patients. Presumably, that's you.

By the popular notion, a psycho is someone who is subject to fits of weird, unpredictable and oftentimes dangerous behavior - to themselves or others. Bipolar disorder can produce that kind of behavior at times, but with the emphasis on weird and unpredictable, with a lesser emphasis on danger to the patient - and hardly ever a danger to others. That could be you, at times, I guess.

You'd not be the world's best judge of your own behavior in this regard, unfortunately. It sort of comes with the territory.

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I dunno, man. He's pretty convincing. Whackin him over the head is probably not the best way to get the rest of the world to come 'round to thinking that he's the psycho one.

A cliche maybe, but time heals all wounds. There was period of time where I was keen to hack my exes balls off with the blunt rusty saw, but seriously, getting violent never proves anything except exactly what you're trying to disprove...that you're a psycho.

Ummm I could go and make music maybe, music mole. Hiding in the dark and sleeping sounds best though