Britney Spears and Fred Durst shockah!

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― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

What the fuck?

Sales of the next Limp Bizkit album could be the true test to see if Rap-Rock is still a viable force or just as finished as Disco in the ’80s. Fred Durst and co. are close to wrapping up the next opus (even though they still don’t have a guitarist), and according to Durst, it will hit fans like a ton of bricks. "I’m in the studio just about to wrap up the vocals! Only four songs away," wrote Durst on the band’s official Web site. "Today [1/11] Al Jourgesen from Ministry is in the studio with me and we're gonna tear some shit up! The first single is called ‘Crack Addict!’ It’s so fucking heavy!" Durst denied rumors that he sang with Britney Spears in the studio, but he did say, "All this stuff about Britney and me is everywhere. Anybody out there who has a serious problem with my feelings for Britney should just chill and worry about your own feelings for a minute. I am a good judge of character and so is she. It just happens to be a person that I would have thought could make me feel this way. And believe that I have never felt this way, so there. If you think I’m going soft then you go ahead and think it until we drop this sick fucking album in few months."

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's the article...didn't like the permalink in the URL first time 'round, I guess.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:15 (twenty-three years ago)

ew?

― mallory bourgeois (painter man), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:16 (twenty-three years ago)

their new album is going to suck eggs.

― david day (winslow), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

"Al Jourgesen from Ministry is in the studio with me and we're gonna tear some shit up!"

That is the *REALLY* tragic part....that Al J. has sunk so low.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I dunno, maybe Limp Bizkit will suddenly sound like early 90s Ministry. Hopefully without Fred Durst singing over the top.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

heh heh heh heh.....the chocolate starfish will rise again!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Ministry were covering "Thieves" live for a while....and then there's all those NIN lyrical snippets on that first CHOCOLATE STARFISH track. Could it be that Fred Durst is a closet industrial kid?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Ministry were covering "Thieves" live for a while

*insert sarcastic comment about Alex's Freudian thingie*

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

what is she thinking? he's got a face only a mother could love. and he's as charming as he is talented.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

what is she thinking?

Britney thinks?

― Tom Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

millar wins prize for funniest joke ever made in the history of time AND space

sadly it is an al jourgensen record

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Erm... ::blinks::

Somehow it makes a strange kind of sense, though.

― kate, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Isn't it some sort of sin to call a Limp Bizkit album an "opus"?

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:50 (twenty-three years ago)

*insert sarcastic comment about Alex's Freudian thingie*

It's pretty beautifully self-reflexive.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex's comment or his Freudian thingie?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

All depends on how one yanks the crank.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Let's leave my crank and/or thingie out of this, shall we?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 01:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Does this mean there are going to be a lot of 40-something guys living in their mom's basement suddenly donning red hats backwards, rank arm tattoos, indulging in the worst aesthetic of a mid-life crisis a human male can effect?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

It can't be any worse than the mullets they current have. Oh wait, yes it could.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, currently have.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

It takes a nation of mullets to hold us back.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:34 (twenty-three years ago)

A mullet matches with the camaro. I don't know what mid-life crisis car matches the Durst lifestyle.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Easy, an SUV...but all cherried out, man! You know, flames on the side.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry, but even I'D drive an SUV with flames on the side.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:06 (twenty-three years ago)

First person to post a photograph of themselves in such an actual vehicle gets my undying praise.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw an SUV with a huge Sleater-Kinney sticker on the back! I really wished I had a camera, it just seemed so incongruous.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:12 (twenty-three years ago)

! I love the world sometimes.

http://media.abcnews.com/media/US/images/ap_SUV_001225_w.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:27 (twenty-three years ago)

next time i see al i am going to kick his ass (this wont happen, but it makes me feel a little better to think it)

― kephm, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw an SUV with a huge Sleater-Kinney sticker on the back!

"Boys of Summer 2003"

― Mark (MarkR), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, Atleast Eminem is no longer struggling with writers block when it comes to material for his new record. I guess thats a bad thing too.

― mallory bourgeois (painter man), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 08:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't believe there's actually a thread discussing Limp Bizkit seriously.

― maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm delighted to say there have been several.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

delighted to contribute to yet another

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

This is a serious discussion about Limp Bizkit? I'd hate to see a jokey one!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 15:20 (twenty-three years ago)

So A Priest, a Rabbi and Fred Durst walk into a bar (Unanswered, posted at 6:56 pm, unread)

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, how's this?

...serious serious Fred Durst Fred Durst serious serious...

better?

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

More like what happens when matter and antimatter meet.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

...Fred Durst sez '20 Bucks, same as in town!' (Unanswered, posted at 6:56 pm, unread)

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

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